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Explain sex to a room full of children in graphic detail

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This would be a kindergarten classroom, with an average age of about 5. The pets would not have died pleasantly.

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  • 87

    babalooskies

    10 years ago

    i'd actually enjoy telling kids their pets are dead.

    • 29

      LeBatman

      7 years ago

      You are a freaking weirdo

    • 17

      KinchioNin

      7 years ago

      @LeBatman you chose the same answer -.-

    • 19

      Bane

      7 years ago

      @LeBatman Welcome to the Internet, Master Bruce

    • 1

      Linush

      7 years ago

      :insanitywolf:

    • 10

      Prime

      6 years ago

      @Kinchio he chose the same doesn't mean he would enjoy it.

    • 17

      Somerandomwizard

      6 years ago

      Billy, your dog drowned, tommy, your cat got ran over by a raindeer, Willis, your turtle was crushed with a slege hammer, jack, your dog was thrown into a blender and was drank by your mother and Tomas your farret was shotgunned- HAY!! STOP CRYING, IM TALKING!!

    • 0

      Matthew

      5 years ago

      @Prime But in the end, they're both the same. The result is the same whether you enjoy it or not, so does it matter?

    • 3

      Black cat

      4 years ago

      I'd enjoy telling them their pets r dead an also explaining sex to them would be weird

    • 9

      Deadpool

      4 years ago

      *Grabs hotdog and donut and puts hotdog in the donut hole* "Sex is pretty much like this"

    • 1

      yo

      4 years ago

      Fuck is wrong with ya

    • 1

      Deadpool

      4 years ago

      @yo Its pretty much like that

    • 1

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      education!! you need it! :D

    • 1

      Dax

      3 years ago

      Same, I hate kids

    • 0

      Marius Fredriksen

      2 years ago

      I lol'ed

    • 1

      Timo

      2 years ago

      same

    • 0

      Evalgra

      2 years ago

      Question: Did I kill the pets?

    • 0

      Evalgra

      2 years ago

      If so, great

  • 46

    warface363

    9 years ago

    pssssht, they wont know what the fuck you're talking about. pun intended. :3

  • 34

    D3athBecomes

    8 years ago

    At this day and age, 5 year kids probably know more about sex than I do

  • 33

    Thisisbroken

    10 years ago

    you could scar children for life talking about their private parts...kill the hampster

    • 42

      MarshManOriginal

      8 years ago

      I knwo this comment is two years old, but you're still retarded.

    • 2

      Stefanonimo

      8 years ago

      FAGGOT

    • 17

      witty ninja cat123

      7 years ago

      My teacher said sex is fun....WTF?!

    • 28

      likethebaus

      7 years ago

      Why not both? No seriously why not? Why can't I just say and explain in detail how I had sex with their pets so hard that somehow they died that way they will now what sex is and I tell them their pets are dead

    • 4

      Leimukai

      6 years ago

      They've gotta learn sometime or another, best let them know now.

    • 0

      RocketCat

      5 years ago

      Auhhh that's messed up!

    • 0

      Ben Dova

      2 years ago

      no you couldnt

  • 21

    Azer Faraclas

    10 years ago

    I like sex better than animals.

  • 19

    cheylabob

    9 years ago

    I'd rather stand in front of a room of some really confused kids than a bunch of kids sobbing uncontrollably... Also wavymouth, the site's not gonna get shut down because of a user-posed question regarding sexual education. Silly.

  • 12

    Rof1 Waffl3

    8 years ago

    it would be so funny to hear all the 'ewwww's :L

  • 11

    setrakakan

    8 years ago

    I never got why people had so much trouble explaining sex to kids. It's not hard.

    • 5

      Hades

      8 years ago

      Yeah it's always been a bit flaccid for me.

  • 10

    Bagel

    7 years ago

    Act like a pirate, YARR KIDS, WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS AND WAS HIT BY ME TRUCK? YER PETS!

  • 10

    groovykat

    9 years ago

    If they did not die pleasantly, you just skip that part....but on the other hand, if you inform them about sex, you just skip other stuff to keep it innocent....graphic detail is one thing, STDs and condoms is another. My brother who's 7 thinks sex is only for having babies, so whats the harm?

    • 10

      XxGoosexX

      7 years ago

      My little brother thinks sex is when you sleep in the same bed as another person it was so funny he got scared one night and woke me up to sleep in mybed the in the morning said mom I had sex!

    • 0

      RocketCat

      5 years ago

      Looool

  • 9

    Mimi

    8 years ago

    The children will probably end the day by telling me details I had incorrect...and then they'll go home and forget about me because their pets are dead.

  • 7

    PureAwesome

    8 years ago

    They would learn it later anyway.

  • 6

    CoolGuy1309

    9 years ago

    I have no soul. I can do this easily

    • 0

      Egolord

      4 years ago

      I have a feeling that agreeing to this is going to get my account deleted.

  • 5

    GareBear

    8 years ago

    Well, it doesn't say that the pet ACTUALLY died, just that I have to tell them it did. I'd be creating happiness when they learn that the pet is actually alive.

  • 4

    fxcool4

    7 years ago

    Me: And that's what happens, Child: what is the penis for? Me: that's none of your damn buissness

  • 4

    Camrin Pate

    7 years ago

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    Booda

    7 years ago

    Traumatize children with graphic sex details? Sure why not.

  • 4

    anime_lover

    8 years ago

    I would tell them about sex and look at their expressions

  • 3

    Camrin Pate

    7 years ago

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    Xzibitzzz

    8 years ago

    ANY VOLUNTEERS? :D

  • 3

    Peanutbutterfish

    8 years ago

    Why not both? You can explain how their pets died whilst banging' it off in their 'love cage'.

  • 3

    Silens

    8 years ago

    So be the bearer of bad news, or become Pedo-bear.

    • 12

      Hades

      8 years ago

      No one said you have to have sexytimes with the kids, just explain it.

    • 1

      John Doe

      6 years ago

      Yeah, cuz people who try to educate children about sex, so they wouldn't sleep with their own brothers and sisters like it's tradition, are totally pedo-bears. You realize how stupid you sound?

  • 3

    nicobellic1994

    8 years ago

    I think that would be fun :D

  • 2

    Jamberry101

    6 years ago

    Wasn't this already asked?

  • 2

    master

    6 years ago

    Demonstrate ON the hamster!

  • 2

    runzillatrilla

    6 years ago

    YOU JAM YOUR DICK IN IT!

  • 2

    thearslan148

    7 years ago

    Most 5 year olds know about sex nowadays anyways

  • 2

    herowish6

    7 years ago

    Who said you actually killed the pets?

  • 2

    Rebekah Jean Waykedr

    8 years ago

    Never said u had to explain how the pets die just tell the kids they dead

  • 2

    TheBeast

    8 years ago

    I want to see a full class of children freaking out at the same time. Im sorry.

  • 2

    Handsome Stranger

    8 years ago

    Someone would have to explain it to me first

  • 2

    Brian3

    8 years ago

    both...?

  • 2

    wavymouth

    9 years ago

    this question could make this site illegal so watch it. anything involving children and sex...yuck! no i am not a moderator just a concerned citizen of the us. one wyr site in europe got shut down for this stuff. i don't want to lose us is all.

    • 22

      Mimi

      8 years ago

      Seriously? Parents explain sex to their children, are they going to get arrested?

    • 1

      John Doe

      6 years ago

      'Sexual education- how yuck. But don't judge me, I'm just a concerned citizen of the US.' Hahaha just add some shit about guns and freedom and you'll have the most 'murican statement ever.

    • 0

      Jann Esquivel Martinez

      6 years ago

      Are you retarded?!?

  • 1

    G.Burgers

    3 years ago

    Why would you teach children about sex? And in graphic details!!

  • 1

    The.Game-Inator

    4 years ago

    How old are the kids? Like 18 cause than it's easy.

  • 1

    richtofen777

    4 years ago

    loop hole it could be a room full of children with no pets so they would just be confused when you say their pets are dead

  • 1

    Porksabus

    4 years ago

    I'd enjoy the reactions.

  • 1

    Ze_Bat_Man

    6 years ago

    I want to teach little kids about sex. Destroy their minds!

  • 1

    p!atd

    7 years ago

    I'd rather explain sexytimes than pull a "Well you know how fluffy runs out into the street every morning? Well this time, we couldn't get to him in time..."

  • 1

    Tayler Barnes

    7 years ago

    Ha ha ha ha. Funny I would do second one

  • 1

    Allen_beyond

    7 years ago

    I already told my classmates how sexual intercourse works (both between a man and a woman and between a man and a man)

  • 1

    Allen_beyond

    7 years ago

    I already told my classmates how sexual intercourse works (both between a man and a woman and between a man and a man)

  • 1

    Camrin Pate

    7 years ago

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    annoying pumpkin

    7 years ago

    Well children I have some good news >:) 8===D ()

  • 1

    4chan

    7 years ago

    heh heh heeeh

  • 1

    little man

    8 years ago

    Ok I think both are disturbing but I just wanna see the kids faces when I explain lol

  • 1

    Elii StArk

    8 years ago

    having to tell kids that their pets died and have them cry. .kinda makes me wanna laugh ^^

  • 1

    pirate

    8 years ago

    They'd like me more

  • 0

    Goobtoob6

    11 months ago

    Seriously, who wants to teach 5 year olds about sex

  • 0

    Goobtoob6

    11 months ago

    I ain't teaching 5 year olds about sex.

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