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Nick
need to know what "really" is in both contexts.
Xarlot
>pick blue >become slenderman >??? >profit
Max
All I need now is a white mask and a fancy suit and BOOM! Only Halloween costume I'll need for the rest of my life!
Micah Philson
Doesn't matter for me. I'm really tall already, so being even taller and losing alot of weight would be really nice!
Evalgra
Basketball would be a plus. If you were short and buff you could be the ball...
kitty
Buff hahahahahahaha
kitty
Buff hahahahahahaha
elliesse
be like markiplier :P
elliesse
and his enemy is bellow. HI SLENDY!!!!
KittyKittyKat20
LIKE MARKIMOO!!!!! (Markiplier)
KittyKittyKat20
i picked the wrong one... :'(
Irikeraci
I already am skinny and tall soo.....
MysteryMan
you'd be a miniature tank
McNuggetsRV
>pick red >Become Antman > ???> Profit
HardcoreTS
even if im skinny, i could beat the buff guy. Id just dodge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRa-r97o7sc
I Like Bread
I'm already really tall and really skinny...
Alex
Slenderman or strong short guy. What's wrong with being small?
Lionsfan14
I'm already like that sooooooooooooooooo
Evalgra
It would be fun to kick the asses of people who make fun of my height, however.
☯Chilled☯
Xarlot I would be Slenderman but someone already beat me to the user name.
I Prefer This
ikr like, anorexia or just like, average?
Evalgra
This is already the case and I like being able to reach things
Evalgra
gaming
Slenderman
I'm already like this
DashieFan1337
Good Lord Im Done!!!
Jinja
this is awesome!!
Evalgra
LOOK AWAY FROM SLENDY'S COMMENT
Rabu Tsuyoiude
Hi slendy :)
Rabu Tsuyoiude
Slendy, I love you! You're awesome!
Rabu Tsuyoiude
I have a clay figurine of you in rl o.o
Irikeraci
Slendy can you take me to your mansion? Maybe I'll take your pages if you dont!! Muahahah!
Minionaidan
No fucking way
Kaliyah
me too
ShadowRunner
Jesus i didn't expect this
☯Chilled☯
No shit.
SpicyMeatball
im already short, and i dont mind being short, so being buff would make it even better
Captain Guac
hi slender mand
kyle
I'm already really and really skinny
Fullitenhund
We got you the first time, no need for 7 comments.
Kelly MacDonald
Aww common show-off
xXThe_Loop_HoleXx
Me to
Lucy H
Me too!
sonicscrewup
You can change your physique, but not your height. Easy choice.
donthaveany
I am tall and skinny... it is not fun :/
Dudugs
if i was very tall and skinny, i would stick some tentacles, wear a suit and a white mask, AND SCARE THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE!
Oh Snap
Being tall and skinny totally is fun... Dibs on the cookie jar on the top shelf! 8D
Justbe Cause
You can change light bulbs without a ladder thoug, or just slouch to look shorter
Utah G
you'd rather be fat than tall?
Mex
Slender man
spencerbabe
I'm a chick. This was a no brainer.
Rory Edwards
Much like 'Kyle', we got you the first time.
overtherainbow
MODELLLLLLL
Jerry Emanuelsson
bitch please. ima be slenderman
TheSteaky
@Jerry I didn't pick tall, but now that you mention slenderman I wish I had.
Slenderman
It's good to be slenderman you fuck a lot with people
Slenderman
I mean with their minds
devon
i am already tall and skinny, easy choice
jan
my: my too :) ??? : ( live or die. make your choise ) my : OMG SAW IS HERE EVERYONE RUNNN !! my friend : lol i sca... my : ( rage ) RRRARARARARARARARARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE YOU YURTJJIHYKIRHGIKTRWHGJ4TUODIHERJIGYUOHQEUIWRFGTWYUYHTUIRYIUYSERIUFGRSJBGHRTGW ( bluescreen of death ) MY : ARE YOU SERIOUS !!!!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! ( RAGE QUIT ) (: The End :)
lolp
do you even english? ,no neither do i
Yeetsky boy
What... Does someone here speak moron
Cross
I already am like that but not too tall though
harry
i would get a slender costume and scare the shit out of people in the woods : D
Mynameistank
Could dress up as Slenderman or Sebastian from black butler or stuff
Peanutbutterfish
DWARF!
Fuzzly
I look like Lou Ferrigno's poop
AussyPyro
All the bitches like the tall guys, most that I know like the skinny guys, either way, lots of profit to be had.
adriana
es verdad XD
Lolivier
I'm already like this, except the "tall"
Alex McGuff
Isn't this basically Mario or luigi?
ZettaToad
More like Waluigi or Wario.
Nate_SoccerPro
Wario is just fat, not buff, mario is buff though
Juan Ruvalcaba
Slenderman
Trolhado
why change the reality?
Alexander Adan Gutie
people won't give you BS for being small if you're super buff lol
maroni
My best friend is like this and he pulls like crazy
Joshua Carrière
I'm already tall, and at least I won't be fat anymore.
kyle
I'm already really and really skinny
kyle
I'm already really and really skinny
JBE
never said i couldnt be tall skinny but also buff
despair
i feel attacked
Walker
"Mom said it's my turn on the Xbox."
weeweepoo
Hit 'em where it hurts
blip#8000
i already am!
ClashingSkies
I could be an angry strong midget :D
Lord Pluto
I'm already the red
mck400
Blue's description is literally ME! I'm over 6 ft, and only over 150 lbs!
Nicejob69
This goes out to my best friend
nate
I am short. No change at all.
Kieran Hansford
As a tall and skinny person the results of this make me feel good :)
Elina
My LUV is tall and skinny!
Michael Kay
Already tall and skinny
Valerie
I'd rather be tall and skinny
Kieran Stockley
nate robinson anyone?
Mikey
I don't wanna be a human chode.
Gamesalami
I would look pretty funny
Nikolai0169
GIVE ME A FEDORA AND IM FIT
lulu
im already tall and skinny so yeah
dikdoc
73% aren't tall and skinny
Richiee Ixdee Alter
I wanna be tall and really skinny. That's my wish when I grow up.
titanicgeek1
Already am Choice #1
Logan Brandson
Slenderman. End of story
Kzuzu the Gargoyle
Some people don't like buff midgets... Come on!
Nystro
Dwarves FTW
PoeticBagel
Short people are the chosen people of the FSM. Ramen.