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75% Eat the same thing 3 meals a day for the rest of your life

25% Eat whatever you want but have to eat a poop sandwich once a month

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Eat the same thing 3 meals a day for the rest of your life
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Eat whatever you want but have to eat a poop sandwich once a month

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  • 156

    SpreadTheCure

    8 years ago

    the same thing would be terrible, and probaly drive me nuts, i love food too much, im willing to go threw the poop sandwhich once a month, for a lifetime of food happiness..

    • 236

      Rythmbot

      8 years ago

      Well then, you're going to die a horrible death of disease, and your organs will probably become so sickly and malnourished that they'll start eating each other.

    • 51

      abarnybox

      8 years ago

      @rythmbot you wouldn't be malnourished...you can eat anything. If anything you'll be malnourished if you don't get the PERFECT balance in one meal, which is, lets face it, hard to do. Get exactly 30% of everything you'll need in one meal.

    • 75

      CoreyH

      7 years ago

      Feces contains all kinds of harmful bacteria. You'll get ill for sure, and could even possibly kill you.

    • 15

      Ryan

      7 years ago

      @Rythmbot Not unless if it's your own shit and if you eat it fresh right away before the bacteria on there grows at an alarming rate. I agree though it's not the safest, but it won't kill you.

    • 32

      Crazed3raser

      7 years ago

      @abarnybox ill just make my one meal a grilled chicken salad with strawberries, whole wheat breadsticks, and yogurt. there, balanced meat that i eat every day

    • 15

      derpface1212

      7 years ago

      Bacon? Orange? Something?

    • 29

      jaml96

      6 years ago

      my poop sandwich will be that small you cant even see it.

    • 8

      jemm13

      6 years ago

      I would eat japanese crepes for the rest of my life, and im complete

    • 6

      Inês Baptista

      6 years ago

      actually, poop can be nutritive and if you protect yourself from diseases , you'll be fine, I guess x)

    • 17

      Alex Hamilton

      6 years ago

      honestly, who the heck would eat their own shit?

    • 8

      James

      6 years ago

      There is a certain animal that poops the most delicious coffee EVER!

    • 6

      Laura McCafferty

      6 years ago

      lasagna!!!

    • 8

      WaterVine

      6 years ago

      You can never eat enough bagels with cream cheese.

    • 10

      CyAaron Nava

      6 years ago

      Didnt say anything about snacks.

    • 2

      Hero_Rareheart

      6 years ago

      Sterile the poop

    • 1

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      eh ill call call pb and j poop from now on

    • 3

      Carter

      5 years ago

      ill take a doctor with that sandwitch

    • 1

      Evalgra

      5 years ago

      I throw it up afterwards. And I get WHATEVER FOOD I WANT!!

    • 8

      Shannon

      4 years ago

      Just pick a nutritious, well-varied meal as your meal that you eat everyday. Everyday, you can eat a different part of that meal, therefore allowing yourself to have a choice of what you eat everyday.

    • 6

      Pack Donkey

      4 years ago

      if u eat poop u will get cholera!

    • 4

      Pack Donkey

      4 years ago

      If u eat poop u will Get cholera

    • 7

      Pack Donkey

      4 years ago

      If u eat poop u will Get cholera

    • 3

      zombot1492

      4 years ago

      what if those three items where cake?

    • 0

      Duck man

      4 years ago

      @alexhamilton who says its ur own?

    • 1

      CosmoLG

      4 years ago

      It doesn't say its a bacteria infested poop sandwich, for all we know it could be a very healthy poop sandwich

    • 1

      Poptart_Wizard

      4 years ago

      @Rythmbot Why would you organs eat each other!? Eating the same food for the rest of your life WILL give you several diseases. Poop is made up of food that's already been eaten meaning it's healthier than eating dirt or mud (which taste almost equally as bad).

    • 0

      grink1

      4 years ago

      they never stated how big the sandwich is if i just cut off the crust.... oh no i accidentally cut it so its a millimeter by millimeter

    • 1

      ManMan36

      4 years ago

      It never says literal poop. It could just taste terrible. A badly made BLT or something is not the end of the world.

    • 0

      thefoodman

      4 years ago

      all you have to do is sterilize the poop that isn't that hard to do just boil it or something and BAM!! you have a sterile poop that is prepared for a sandwich.

    • 0

      Matthew

      4 years ago

      Recent studies show that eating the same food for too long can make you hate the food

    • 0

      PyroAssassin573

      4 years ago

      processed poop. thats what they make for fertilizers.

    • 0

      lozzyxx

      4 years ago

      We r not plants

    • 2

      Adrian

      4 years ago

      WHO PUT THE POOP WITH THE SLICE OF POOP NEXT TO THE DRINK OF PEE?

    • 4

      Zoodu56

      4 years ago

      Eating poop can cause many health problems. But I understand that eating the same meal a day will drive anyone crazy.

    • 0

      Tyler Eddy

      4 years ago

      It says only for three meals you could get more than three meals but eat what you want for the other meals that you get :)

    • 1

      jocelyn

      3 years ago

      POOP IS GROSS SO YOUR GROSS

    • 0

      GABY

      3 years ago

      pizza or burgers fuck yesss

    • 0

      eevee

      3 years ago

      Thst's impposible on the first reply...

    • 1

      Luffy

      3 years ago

      What if the food is a poop sandwich?

    • 0

      ZachPlays

      3 years ago

      euuu

    • 0

      yo fat mother

      3 years ago

      eat what you want after you ate that meal obviously

    • 0

      cat_of_life

      3 years ago

      It's easy,just put whatever you need to eat in that meal.

    • 1

      LuigiEmeralds

      3 years ago

      I think you would die from a poop sandwhich

    • 1

      Arctio

      3 years ago

      Cholera, bitch!

    • 1

      Nightmare Wolf

      3 years ago

      I mean it's pretty DISGUSTING to eat a poop sandwich.But couldn't you just throw it away?PRETTY EASY RIGHT?!

    • 0

      oswaldo

      3 years ago

      poop taste bad and i like burger kings chicken sand witch

    • 1

      UltimateCthulhu

      3 years ago

      ifu eat the same thing, you could have a giant plate of everything all the time

    • 0

      HalfMoon

      3 years ago

      poop sandwich smoothie

    • 0

      Alpha

      3 years ago

      you can always throw up

    • 0

      Adriana

      3 years ago

      you guys have no idea how it feels to eat beans and salad every m#$herfu*!ing day

    • 0

      RekivuFlamed

      3 years ago

      I just changed "poop" to "pizza" in the text

    • 0

      Irishbrawler1229

      3 years ago

      think of it your going to die of how much poop you eat, you will get bacteria such as E.coli and some diseases such as hepittitis A E, in my opinion influenza does not sound good at all

    • 0

      AustinIsNyanCat

      3 years ago

      The sandwich could be microscopic.

    • 0

      Trenton Worthy

      3 years ago

      Hey, I already have a plan of three meals a day, and it would save me money!

    • 1

      LucarioKnight

      3 years ago

      Three words : Microscopic - Poop - Sandwhich

    • 0

      Superkollin 7

      3 years ago

      No no no no no. What you do is make your meal every single food on Earth (that you like) Then when you have to eat it you eat part and say I'm full. Eat a different part next meal. Rinse and Repeat

    • 0

      Clara Thorup Jønsson

      3 years ago

      i like eating poop

    • 1

      Dogeseverywhere YOUTUBE

      3 years ago

      ill eat pizza hut cheese pizza 4ever

    • 0

      grolarbearsarelife

      3 years ago

      it could be aphid poop, which is a sweet green liquid that would taste good

    • 0

      Carra_Luzi

      3 years ago

      but you are not required to eat the same thing every day

    • 0

      Razif27

      2 years ago

      Lol, I eat catfish, the catfish eat poops, they are delicious af.

    • 0

      De Wae

      2 years ago

      id just east salad and i could put whatever in my salad i wanted, if i wanted chicken id add chicken same with tomatoes or fish or ground beef, etc

    • 1

      Joke_bullet

      2 years ago

      Ok I'll have a chicken salad sandwich, with the side of butter noodles, with a tiny snack of cheese quesadilla, and have an extra of beer battered cheeseburgers(deep fried) and then the center masterpiece, 20 pieces of popcorn shrimp

    • 0

      Shnook

      1 year ago

      I feel dumb now. The post didn't specify that the poo sandwich necessarily had to taste bad or give you a disease.

    • 0

      Winter

      1 year ago

      @abarnybox if u ate the same thing 3 meals a day it wouldn't be a problem to balance because it doesn't specify what meal, it only says eat the same, so i could have my things balanced

    • 1

      Rowan

      1 year ago

      It never said I had to eat the sandwich while conscious

    • 1

      LoveKitty

      10 months ago

      Rowan wow just wow and it never said how much . i could make a pbj and put a tiny speak of poo in it and there you go YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEN

    • 0

      Equivlnt

      2 months ago

      fuckin warrior

  • 65

    rxcjack

    10 years ago

    I'm pretty sure this goes without saying.

    • 30

      Jerry Jerryson

      7 years ago

      Does it?

    • 112

      Ryan

      7 years ago

      After a while, the same three meals start to taste like shit anyways.

    • 56

      rarity the unicorn

      7 years ago

      ^there is a reason people dont eat poop -_- the bacteria in it is enough to get you seriously sick and kill you.

    • 37

      Rasmus Österberg

      7 years ago

      ^tested, nope

    • 21

      Trolhado

      7 years ago

      peanut butter jelly time (3X)

    • 22

      T.P.N

      7 years ago

      @Rasmus what do you mean by... tested... oh god!

    • 6

      Cerulean

      6 years ago

      @Rarity As much as I hate disagreeing with you, since I'm a brony, if you eat the feces fresh they won't get a chance to grow bacteria, thus, solving the problem.

    • 14

      CyAaron Nava

      6 years ago

      Except you are fucking stupid. The bacteria grows in the colon. Thus negating your explaination.

    • 2

      mantas9922

      5 years ago

      Pizza everyday! :D

    • 15

      foreveralonee

      5 years ago

      What if you choose the meal as an all ypu can eat buffet..?

    • 2

      Connor

      5 years ago

      Poop sandwich? Wtf

    • 1

      Madd Dogg

      4 years ago

      What if you can't choose what to eat for the rest of your life? What if it's a poop sandwich?

    • 2

      JFilms

      4 years ago

      @Ryan Putting meals as "shit" is a bad idea, since you guys like eating sh1t once a month

    • 2

      JFilms

      4 years ago

      @Madd Dogg Markiplier?

  • 37

    Velatus

    8 years ago

    It only says that you have to eat the same thing three times every day for the rest of your life. It doesn't say you can't have any other meals.

    • 9

      Kris

      7 years ago

      Shit, if I'd chose the other option, I could've lived like a hobbit!!!

    • 1

      Kal

      7 years ago

      You just made my decision!

    • 0

      PyreBoss

      5 years ago

      I couldn't choose till I saw this. Nice thinking man!

    • 0

      averagekid

      5 years ago

      you made me feel stuppid

    • 0

      David

      4 years ago

      Sooooooo truuuuueeeee XD I picked the blue option because of this comment lol

    • 0

      Poptart_Wizard

      4 years ago

      OH SHOOT I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT

    • 1

      Itazuka

      3 years ago

      Oh ye ffs

  • 25

    Moondew

    8 years ago

    I never get tired of cereal.

  • 19

    Xzibitzzz

    7 years ago

    Poop sandwich once a month? Or Burgers and Fries 24/7 Hmm... Im smart, I don't eat things that went into my mouth and out of my ass.

  • 14

    Okmrbob

    7 years ago

    Im not eating no poop sandwich

  • 11

    Liz

    8 years ago

    i bleed from my genitals once a month. i think i can handle a poop sandwich.

    • 27

      WoodlandBear

      7 years ago

      Thanks to the moustachioed msn in your avatar, I was really worried for you for a second there.

    • 2

      Tamlen

      7 years ago

      Unless you happen to be a transdude, I don't see how that's hard.

    • 2

      Crazed3raser

      7 years ago

      woodlandbear you made me laugh

  • 11

    allan

    8 years ago

    i can put a tiny drop of poo on ther nvr said how much

  • 10

    Conner Smith

    7 years ago

    2 girls one cup?

  • 9

    Jordan

    7 years ago

    You can die from eating shit

    • 2

      CellGirl

      7 years ago

      Nope. Wrong. Only if you eat it after the bacteria grows. Freshly shitted is not deadly....gross....but not deadly! Unless you recently ate some poison. Then you're screwed.

  • 8

    Therealslim

    7 years ago

    Poop sandwhich? what are we twelve were on the fucking internet say shit goddammit

  • 7

    jazzhands

    8 years ago

    I'm sure if each of my three meals are 50 pieces of different food (like an all-you-can-eat buffet), I won't miss much.

  • 6

    Ryan Villaveces

    6 years ago

    Funniest way of saying it...poop sandwich

  • 6

    Jon Alexander

    7 years ago

    Too many idiots are on here...

  • 6

    pirate

    8 years ago

    if you can eat other things beyond the 3 meals...

  • 5

    Amanda

    8 years ago

    Poop sandwich all day... I cannot live without variety.

    • 0

      Jarg

      7 years ago

      You have a point there are documented cases of people starving rather than eating the same thing for a prolonged period of time, also the malnutrition might get you if you ate the same thing always, so you might literally be right.

  • 4

    Greg

    8 years ago

    All 3 would be 50 course meals!

  • 3

    anakie

    7 years ago

    aslong as the bread isnt whole grain....

  • 3

    Nyancat:3

    7 years ago

    Sushi :3

  • 3

    KilltheHobos

    7 years ago

    I think the other people are full of shit. If someone ACTUALLY had to eat a shit sandwich they'd puss out!

  • 0

    SkyGamer2001

    1 week ago

    Never said how large it had to be, I'll just make it tiny and put a bunch of other stuff on it to mask the taste then go eat a large pizza

  • 0

    nigga_from_the_hood

    1 week ago

    atleast you can choose what you gonna eat 3 times a day

  • 2

    colegacc35

    4 years ago

    Deez nuts

  • 2

    Hamish

    6 years ago

    Live like a bodybuilder or eat shit once a month? I'll take the 3 of the same thing everyday...

  • 2

    Kieran Kaempen

    6 years ago

    The "same thing" that I'd eat would just be a 19 course meal with all my favorites. I just wouldn't eat it all in any given meal. :D Beat THAT logic!

  • 2

    maximaxi

    6 years ago

    Yo, you thugs don't understand. Just order everything available each meal. That way you can just throw out the leftovers.

  • 2

    Hollzey

    6 years ago

    I chose the wrong one

  • 2

    ninjabitz

    7 years ago

    They never said how much had to be on the sandwich. And I could drown out the taste with peanut butter.

  • 2

    Carlosz Arias

    7 years ago

    You would die if you eat your poop . It's already digested and what comes out is what the body doesn't need

  • 2

    brian3711

    7 years ago

    Ramon noodles

  • 2

    Will

    7 years ago

    variety is the spice of life even if its shit every once in a while

  • 2

    Tick_Tock_Man

    8 years ago

    I choose a buffet dinner

  • 0

    JNSquad

    2 weeks ago

    I don’t wanna eat no damn poop sandwich.

  • 0

    max

    2 weeks ago

    iit doesn't say hou much poop so it could be a crum then you could put in crisps tomatos cheese and lettece anyway

  • 0

    Taylor.K

    1 month ago

    Poop is protien.

  • 0

    The Boeing Kid

    1 month ago

    South Park referred to Hillary Clinton as a poop sandwich

  • 1

    meowth

    3 years ago

    just eat salad. you can take different kinds of meat and call it salad like chicken salad

  • 1

    Isaac

    3 years ago

    Thise three things are a buffet at a hotel which i stay at, which changes their menus daily

  • 1

    MyDragonWizard

    3 years ago

    that would be disksting to eat poop

  • 1

    ERDDiamondGirl

    3 years ago

    I would eat pasta ALLLLL DAYYYYYY =D

  • 1

    obama

    3 years ago

    EAT POOP IS BETTER THAN EAT ALWAYS THE SAME MEAL BECAUSE YOU WILL DIE

  • 1

    AndHisNameIsJohnCena

    3 years ago

    Throw it in the garbage, it's that easy

  • 1

    jake

    4 years ago

    Scientist in japan have broken down proteins in poop and made synthetic steak with it that's safe to eat.

  • 1

    Josh

    4 years ago

    Why would you eat a poop sandwich 3 meals a day is enough nutrition

  • 1

    Tobear

    4 years ago

    I picked the wrong one!! I thought it said eat whatever you want but have to poop a sandwicb once a month.

  • 1

    akeila.r

    5 years ago

    Il put the tinyest smallest dot of poo. Between bread and call it a day

  • 1

    ThePaintedLady

    6 years ago

    It's like school food. The same thing. I don't want doody in my mouth.

  • 1

    Simon Giordanengo

    6 years ago

    sugar, fat and proteins? kind of makes anything you want to eat anyway

  • 1

    Hakeem Olaogun

    6 years ago

    Frosted Flakes Every Day :D

  • 1

    Vampigeon32

    6 years ago

    Just choose lots f different foods for 1 meal

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