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55% speak every language fluently

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  • 183

    Tiki_Guy

    7 years ago

    Dogs: "cat cat!". Cat: "mouse mouse!". I'd get bored really fast

    • 257

      Dr. Prof. Damian

      7 years ago

      Person: "me! me! me!"

    • 65

      Evan Binns

      6 years ago

      wait animal is a language for animals so suck it

    • 23

      BrentDH

      6 years ago

      I realized after reading this, animals wouldn't have much to say. My pets would get annoying and childlike.

    • 110

      Steven Rogers

      6 years ago

      Hey dog, i'll give you a treat if you go poop on Tiki_Guy's lap!

    • 45

      Nikolaj Igor Jørgensen

      6 years ago

      "Communicate" = Be able to speak with them, and they would reply in a language you would understand. Why are you being realistic on this site?

    • 25

      Blue_Xephos

      6 years ago

      I'd love to here what a horse would have to say. "OAT BAG!"

    • 14

      theme7331

      6 years ago

      Why would i want to talk to my food?

    • 17

      Gina Gonçalves Melancia

      5 years ago

      He sayd every language that can include animal language

    • 3

      Laura McCafferty

      5 years ago

      Gina Goncalves Melancia, Cows, Pigs, Chicken,Sheep= Food

    • 3

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      now i can get a 100% in spanish

    • 15

      Brobotnik

      5 years ago

      You can learn every human language unassisted. You can't learn any animal languages unassisted. No regrets.

    • 1

      ruttixx

      4 years ago

      Regular animals not pokemon

    • 3

      SpiderThamm

      3 years ago

      If you spoke every language fluently, you could speak all the animal languages

    • 5

      ~~Lucky_Girl~~

      3 years ago

      Animal is a language so yea PATHETIC QUESTION

    • 7

      Matthew

      3 years ago

      Technically humans are animals, and therefore I can communicate with them as well regardless of their species. Victory is mine

    • 4

      Themegabro

      3 years ago

      Sex with dolphins anyone

    • 3

      Annoying Dog

      3 years ago

      I could communicate with my pets and i would go to the zoo and learn the deepest secrets of animals.

    • 6

      DarkWolfX3D

      3 years ago

      If you speak any language, you would speak animal languages and speaking means you understand too

    • 5

      Ella-is-cool

      3 years ago

      I disagree. Animals can tell when there is an earthquake, or when a storm's coming, and many other natural disasters. You can tell those who would suffer loss if they did not move from where they were.

    • 3

      H83den

      3 years ago

      Anyone can learn every language, no one can talk to animals

    • 2

      iWonderWorlds

      3 years ago

      But what if they were smarter than us? You never know... :D

    • 2

      Shadowofdestruction

      3 years ago

      Hay could use animals for evil

    • 3

      Shadowofdestruction

      3 years ago

      Hay iwonderworlds animals are smarter then u.s.

    • 2

      TheGalaxySpy

      3 years ago

      Idiot they have there own language

    • 3

      Nick Lucarelli

      3 years ago

      Every language eh? So that includes animal language. Loophole

    • 2

      McCheesy Nuggets

      3 years ago

      You understand that it means every human language right?

    • 3

      Sylvia

      3 years ago

      Dog: Hey person! Owner! Person: What biscuit? Dog: I want a treat for not pooping in the house like I always do! Person: Ok! The reason it's good is that you know what your pets or other animals want so they can be happy

    • 1

      IceWarrior

      3 years ago

      I dont care about cats

    • 1

      r0b0tic j3lyfish

      2 years ago

      steven rogers?! i fucking found captain america motherfuckers

    • 2

      I'll follow the sun

      2 years ago

      Bruhhhhh.

    • 1

      zummy

      2 years ago

      the method of human communication, either spoken or written, consisting of the use of words in a structured and conventional way. so animals is better

    • 1

      Ashten

      2 years ago

      If you can talk every language fluently, than it leads to blue... You can understand your pets either way. I'll just be able to talk to more people with this

    • 1

      Ashten

      2 years ago

      Brobotnick it didn't say that m8

    • 1

      grolarbearsforlife

      2 years ago

      right

    • 0

      PsychicSandshrew

      2 years ago

      @Themegabro I wanna change my answer now...

    • 1

      Gamer Studios

      2 years ago

      What is blue gonna do for you, End Tom and Jerry?

    • 0

      Alexa

      2 years ago

      To nix my cat - 'MEOW' ( Do not scratch or bite me, you little fucker )

    • 0

      Alexa

      2 years ago

      lel

    • 0

      GreyNPink

      2 years ago

      Animal IS a language tho

    • 0

      LucianoSouzaRey

      1 year ago

      HOLA HABLO ESPAÑOL

    • 0

      reshma

      4 months ago

      think,if you're the only person who could do that. people would be running after you,scientists biologists. you could be a billionaire , trillionaire even

  • 64

    cerpintaxt

    7 years ago

    that actually was a hard question

    • 63

      EccentricTurdMuffin

      7 years ago

      Technically humans are animals, and therefore I can communicate with them as well regardless of their species. Victory is mine.

    • 12

      o0AHK0o

      6 years ago

      (turtle language) ............................. (wise words my friend)

    • 15

      Wigglenuts

      6 years ago

      You could build an army of animals to do your bidding.

    • 8

      Aharon

      6 years ago

      @Wigglenuts Do humans do as you say? Why would animals listen to you?

    • 0

      Maddin Frosch

      5 years ago

      No Humans are something for its own. Because Humans have human rights, while animals do only have animal rights. That is what makes us higher than the animals.

    • 4

      DizzyWaddleDoo

      5 years ago

      @Maddin Humans are animals. The scientific classification for humans uses the kingdom Animalia. We fit all the requirements for an animal. Just because we're intelligent doesn't mean we aren't animals. And of course we have more rights than other animals you dumbnut, this is human society after all.

    • 0

      kazoani

      2 years ago

      not for me

    • 0

      JPleski

      6 months ago

      Not hard. Communicating with animals would be EXTRAORDINARY. There are already people who speak a lot of languages.

  • 50

    Alex Patapan

    7 years ago

    I just realized that Humans are animals

    • 0

      Joy

      7 years ago

      Are they? Oh yeah monkey and stuff i know.. lolol

    • 5

      DoubleMountainMan

      6 years ago

      No,not monkey and stuff.Even if you don't believe in evolution,they are considered animals.

    • 2

      Raidenchu

      5 years ago

      Mammals* DUMBASS

    • 6

      jakeman97

      5 years ago

      @Raidenchu you are one of the most retarded people I've ever seen. Not only are you replying to a year old comment, you also don't realize that mammals are a group of animals.

    • 0

      Uszaty223

      3 years ago

      jakeman97 you are one of the most retarded people I've ever seen. Reason we are called mammals is obvious, but we differ from animals iin 100%, idk about you tho. Also, year or two of gap isn't a reason to fuck replying. Go cry somewhere else

  • 35

    guy coolson

    7 years ago

    I'm really gay

  • 33

    Potatomaster

    7 years ago

    Pigoen, you see that guy? yea, i'll give you bread if you and your friends shit on him

    • 2

      Bri

      5 years ago

      I died laughing at this

  • 32

    Rythmbot

    7 years ago

    You can learn many languages if you want to, but you can't communicate fluently with animals. Yeah.

    • 9

      armacitis

      7 years ago

      And what would be the point?You can't have a conversation with an animal other than a human,they aren't intelligent enough.

    • 9

      Basketball King

      7 years ago

      How do you know that?

    • 8

      Rangi Bullock

      7 years ago

      @armacitis: Dolphins

    • 3

      DoubleMountainMan

      6 years ago

      Why are you being realistic?Plus,humans are animals.

    • 1

      EnderScott

      3 years ago

      But this way, you could learn ALL IMMEDIATELY!

    • 0

      SpongeCave

      2 years ago

      armatics listen up. If you're gonna make everything thats "impossible" a bad thing, leave the site. This site is filled with alot of impossible and unrealistic things. Either talk to animals fluently, meaning that the animals can hear you like you were a human. Or speak every language like french and spanish.

  • 26

    deathpwnie

    7 years ago

    Let's see, be able to translate the ruins of the Indus Valley or ask a dog why he just ate his own shit?

  • 26

    theboss_15

    7 years ago

    dog: give me the hotdog. give me the hotdog. give me the hotdog. give me the f***ing hotdog!

  • 19

    Horseponycute Stardo

    6 years ago

    I could take over the whole fucking world if i could communicate with animals! id get them all in an army and these bitches make me there king! Plus i really want to talk to my kitty cat

  • 14

    lucky007

    5 years ago

    Technically aren't humans animals? Well in that case...

  • 11

    billmok

    7 years ago

    Humans are animals. If I can communicate with all animals then I would be able to communicate with all humans. Everybody who chose red is dumb.

    • 2

      #Asha

      5 years ago

      It works both ways though this question is stupid

    • 3

      Nooby Niceston

      3 years ago

      Actually your comment is dumb. You forgot that animals have their own language too, and red includes that.

    • 1

      rdococ

      3 years ago

      So basically, either choice you make you'd be able to do both? Then what's the point of the question?

  • 8

    Zang

    6 years ago

    I wouldn't fail in Spanish class anymore!

  • 7

    tansypool

    7 years ago

    I like learning languages. I can't learn to speak to animals.

  • 7

    Lewis

    7 years ago

    Even if animals could speak English we couldn't communicate, as they'd have lived such different lives to us.

  • 5

    browntile

    7 years ago

    if you can speak every language fluently then you should be able to speak with animals too

  • 5

    Wise Octopus

    7 years ago

    I don't see the difference. /racism

  • 4

    Gauldur Blacksoul

    7 years ago

    I'd be like a human Fluttershy!

  • 4

    Emily

    7 years ago

    It doesn't say you can't learn languages. You'd be the only human being to talk to animals. I suppose maybe they might think you're insane at first but you could prove it!... probably

  • 4

    Idontcare

    7 years ago

    People suck. i'd rather talk to animals.

  • 3

    BradleyE

    3 years ago

    Animal Language is a thing... right?

  • 3

    Rory Limmage

    6 years ago

    surely if you can speak every language that would include the language of animals??

  • 3

    Swarlos

    7 years ago

    Wouldn't "every" language kinda count as animal "language" too?

  • 0

    AlgIsBetterThanGeo

    1 week ago

    I'd hope I could understand what they say back and not just be able to mindlessly translate thoughts into other languages, though I could possibly teach myself over time if that was the case.

  • 2

    Johnny

    5 years ago

    Easy loop hole, just learn other languages later...

  • 2

    Peachie

    5 years ago

    I really don't need to learn all of the languages, even tho it would be freaking awesome, but all languages can be learned with enough time, and I think I'll do with my English and Hebrew thank-you-very-much. However, talking with animals, impossible to learn as a first, and second - would be just freakkin' cool and I may find a lot of use to it. :P "Hey, you! Yeah, cat!" "YOU CAN SPEAK TO ME?" "Yeah I can! Now do as I say!" "Yes master!" "Call out all of the cats and make me king!"

  • 2

    Caleblank

    6 years ago

    Imagine the classes you could easily pass.

  • 2

    blaaarg

    6 years ago

    Humans are animals too. HAHA I WIN!

  • 2

    Simon J Brown

    6 years ago

    if i can speak every language does that include the language of the other animials too

  • 2

    Reut Cherniak

    6 years ago

    If I can speak every language, I can also speak animal language! MUHAHAHAHA!!

  • 2

    Viggiator

    7 years ago

    Seriously though; WHY would you wanna communicate with animals? What are they gonna tell you; "Im hungry/horny/sleepy" that's it. Every language.. you could yell at people in German when you get mad at them.

  • 2

    Seth T

    7 years ago

    Dog go get my keys! Dog: EAT POO EAT POO

  • 2

    BloodyKnives

    7 years ago

    You can learn languages but not animal language, this was easy

  • 2

    Jeremy

    7 years ago

    I hate people, so that would be useless.

  • 2

    Six1Cynic

    7 years ago

    Animals have a primitive form of communication when compared to us. We know most of the stuff they're trying to communicate to us as it is. Knowing every language in the world will give you the ability to effectively communicate with any human being on Earth.

  • 2

    Sandypengu

    7 years ago

    Answers to the mysteries of the world, YES !!!! :D

  • 0

    NonameUnderstand

    3 weeks ago

    If you speak every language too much your brain will be very messy

  • 1

    Hannah

    1 year ago

    You would know if someone was talking trash about you if you spoke every language fluently. My ex friend does this all the time. :/

  • 1

    Lollygirl

    2 years ago

    I'd like to chat with my smart/hunter cat. I wonder what He'd say. Probably leave me alone psycho. Lol

    • 1

      Lollygirl

      2 years ago

      He's pretty bossy.

    • 1

      Lollygirl

      2 years ago

      He isn't a big fan of being kissed on the nose. If you do try, he'll bite you nose. Ha

  • 1

    BreGee

    3 years ago

    Well, people ARE animals so... yeah.

  • 1

    Caro.saf

    3 years ago

    animales si me siento sola puedo hablar con animales y si estuviera en problemas unos osos lobos y animales por el estilo me vendrian bien

  • 1

    BOB

    3 years ago

    If you speak every language then you can speak animal language as well

  • 1

    Charley113

    3 years ago

    Dog is a language... Totally...

  • 1

    MuffinDestroyer

    3 years ago

    There are animals everywhere around me, but there aren't that much different languages being spoke and I sure as hell ain't getting off mah ass to fly to another country just to talk to someone

  • 1

    Kall4rk

    3 years ago

    I'm a perceptive guy, so I can understand animals in a way, and speak every language fluently would help me a lot.

  • 1

    Aidan

    3 years ago

    We have translator apps/dictionaries/hired help for human languages. Also you could make bank from all the pet owners and scientists who want to know what animals want. Granted, the answer is usually food...

  • 1

    Cat Tucer

    3 years ago

    Erm... I'd Never Have To Read Subtitles For An Anime Ever Again ._.

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      6 months ago

      True. Sometimes subtitles, especially fansubs, are not always accurate.

  • 1

    Dylan.G

    3 years ago

    I CAN FINALLY SPEAK CHINESE!

  • 1

    Vince Mal

    3 years ago

    Just call doctor dolittle

  • 1

    yperz

    3 years ago

    I don't have to know every language fluently, but I still can know a few words from every language. I can talk to dolphins like they're a talking jet-ski.

  • 1

    Thom Brun

    3 years ago

    It would be so much ore useful.

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