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- You would rather soil yourself and have nobody know than not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did.
- You would rather have uncontrollable vomiting than have uncontrollable diarrhea.
- If you had a daughter, you would rather Have her die of terminal cancer at 18 than Have her get kidnapped and sold into the sex trade at 18.
- You would rather be on jury duty than go to work.
- You would rather use mustard as toothpaste for 3 weeks than drink a gallon of mustard in one sitting.