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Assuming you're in a well cared for environment. Equal treatment and such.

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  • 1104

    ewoksarelikeu

    9 years ago

    Cats may be big pussies, and total bitches sometimes. But seriously, how cool would it be to just climb all over shit and not give a fuck because you're a cat?

    • 241

      Nick

      6 years ago

      agreed, would live to be able to run up shit and hunting birds would be fun.

    • 352

      Anthony

      6 years ago

      And rule the internet with an iron fist

    • 78

      Stijn

      6 years ago

      nice puns

    • 56

      @nze

      6 years ago

      OMG It'd be so gr8!

    • 54

      Haider

      6 years ago

      please dont swear... or i'll report you

    • 76

      Andy ಠ_ಠ

      6 years ago

      but tbh, dogs get pampered and treats and walkies and have a great bond wit their owners...cats just go out for the day and sleep at te night and only come home for food

    • 159

      yourmom78839

      6 years ago

      Haider, shut the hell up. You're a loser. It's the internet people swear. Freedom of speech.

    • 94

      Marco D. Carsana

      6 years ago

      Meow meow meow, meow meow! Meow!!

    • 99

      Kim

      6 years ago

      I would rather be free to go where ever than be stuck on a stupid leash all the time. I could pamper myself. My treat would be sleeping, which is constant. My cats have awesome bonds with my family. Being a dog would kind of be a bummer compared to the life of a cat...

    • 34

      Jarrod

      6 years ago

      Shit I underestimated the value of this question, I demand a do-over

    • 49

      RavingLunatic

      6 years ago

      im a bitch anyway

    • 44

      Macy

      5 years ago

      I own two cats. I wanna jump from the top of the bookcase all the way to the table, too!

    • 29

      Dudugs

      5 years ago

      I would play guitar and make a video called "guitar cat"

    • 39

      Iggy

      5 years ago

      Actually, Dogs are the bitches.

    • 15

      Clark Kent

      5 years ago

      my neighbor got brutely bitten by a cat and had to get stiches

    • 24

      Nicky Martin

      5 years ago

      I'd be as lazy as f***

    • 6

      EdgarAllenWoah

      5 years ago

      you're expected to be nasty

    • 31

      AlexisJane20

      5 years ago

      @ Haider, fuck fuck, fuckity fuck

    • 9

      potatochips

      5 years ago

      I would be one fat mofo

    • 30

      pmaguire13

      5 years ago

      "cats just go out for the day and sleep at te night and only come home for food" uhh hello perfect life right there

    • 16

      wartpig

      5 years ago

      i like dogs more but being a cat would give you awesome skills beyond lay and sit

    • 15

      XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX

      5 years ago

      two words, lol cats. there lives must be so awesome.

    • 34

      meowmixrawr

      5 years ago

      I picked dog... don't look at my name.

    • 11

      Paul

      5 years ago

      I enjoy sleeping

    • 31

      98DragonMaster

      5 years ago

      Cats being pussies?What drugs are you one? A cat can beat a dog, cats have both teeth and claws. Dogs have stronger teeth but they can't use their claws to attack. I know that very well because i have a very jealous dog and a spoiled cat. Also cats are like cute little assassins, they can retract their claws and be a sneaky wizard.

    • 21

      BigGucciBoySosa

      5 years ago

      Nobody fucks with a lion.

    • 9

      Wiinked

      5 years ago

      There are lazy dogs that don't give a fuck about anything too you know

    • 8

      margaerytyrell

      5 years ago

      @Wiinked you would still depend on your bosses to get you food and walk you and do anything while when you're a cat you can just go your own way

    • 3

      PaperlessPaper

      5 years ago

      @ewoksarelikeu, I would with your first sentence. And that is exactly why I didn't pick a cat. -_-

    • 7

      Ghaffur Shamz

      5 years ago

      majestic as fuck

    • 15

      MeowPurr

      5 years ago

      Is everyone forgetting that cats are flexible as hell?! Lets steal the food and easily get away through that small fence..

    • 3

      JohnDoe

      5 years ago

      Gonna chase all the cats.

    • 2

      DEcobra11

      5 years ago

      What about running at 90 KM/h mfs?

    • 4

      Jeffrey Renfroe

      5 years ago

      WOOF WOOF

    • 10

      plasmapotato

      5 years ago

      sleeping all day, eating, lying in beds and the owner doesnt care

    • 2

      GeneralP123

      5 years ago

      And get killed by a dog:D

    • 2

      glitchface

      4 years ago

      m'aiq is done talking...

    • 5

      Ridge Wildharber

      4 years ago

      Oh no guys! Haider's gonna report us! D: cough* cough* (sarcasm)

    • 6

      TERMINATOR

      4 years ago

      Cats may be total bitches.. Cats may be total female dogs XD

    • 2

      TERMINATOR

      4 years ago

      Cats may be total bitches.. Cats may be total female dogs XD

    • 5

      Areej

      4 years ago

      ewoksarelikeu: And also live 9 times

    • 6

      lilalk

      4 years ago

      a cat can see in the dark understand and hear mice, are very agile and quick,stealthy hunters but they cannot taste sweets :'C

    • 3

      TheNZkid

      4 years ago

      Dogs are waaaay better and all, but lilalk, Areej, plasmapotato, MeowPurr, amyponds, 98DragonMasterr, wartpig, and MANY MORE!!!

    • 1

      Magic

      4 years ago

      Internet, i command theeee

    • 2

      Hero_Rareheart

      4 years ago

      FUCK WRONG CHOICE I WANTED CAT,

    • 10

      AwesomeUniverse

      4 years ago

      I F*CKING LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!! :3

    • 5

      Dalailthis

      4 years ago

      @Andy ಠ_ಠ That's the point... It's awesome to be able to go outside and have your owners be like "...Okay"

    • 6

      Only types 'Pizza'

      4 years ago

      Pizza

    • 0

      Juaniboy Juani

      4 years ago

      what have i done

    • 4

      Cody Dudash

      4 years ago

      Nobody likes cats, cats are dicks.

    • 4

      flawless1221

      4 years ago

      I would love to be a cat fuck dogs

    • 7

      TheTrinster

      4 years ago

      "Cats may be big pussies, and total bitches sometimes." Woah. Hold the phone. Cats ain't bitches, that's the dogs.

    • 8

      Ricky

      4 years ago

      Can't forget that night vision tho

    • 5

      Glaceon999

      4 years ago

      GaMERCaT

    • 6

      nancy1111

      4 years ago

      Andy, cats are still treated for. There are also some indoor cats. Also, it says both would treated for equally

    • 2

      Dori

      4 years ago

      'Nice puns' was a pretty generous assessment.

    • 4

      Common Sense

      3 years ago

      Poop outside anywhere. I'll take it!

    • 5

      TsG

      3 years ago

      I see what you did there.

    • 5

      Dragongirl112

      2 years ago

      andy, cats are soft creatures and they climb shit like trees and dogs cant do that plus cats are nocternal so they can run around and do and see shit ppl cant while they are sleeping, dogs cant do that

    • 1

      WindigoGaming87

      2 years ago

      Watch your language! I'm a child.

    • 2

      Anoos

      2 years ago

      and besides, cats get all the pussy (Badum Tsssss)

    • 1

      Painful

      2 years ago

      im all about big pussies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • 1

      99cake

      2 years ago

      Only dogs can be bitches

    • 0

      Elise Pauss

      2 years ago

      For one, stop it Painful. Secondly, who in their right minds would want to be a pathetic, dumb dog?

    • 0

      JillyBeanyBoo

      2 years ago

      Well The Female dogs are the bitches xD

    • 0

      eliashuus

      2 years ago

      ikr

    • 1

      Polar

      2 years ago

      Well lions are cats so yea..just think about that whole family

    • 3

      AtomikCheez

      2 years ago

      Yeah but dogs are way better

    • 0

      Toby hughes

      2 years ago

      do you have a cat?

    • 2

      Cagney

      2 years ago

      There's no certainty you make every jump as a cat and it will hurt+Cats just sleep most of the day and don't do anything

    • 0

      lizybobbomber

      2 years ago

      Ikr

    • 2

      ShadoW

      2 years ago

      Agreed cause cats at fuckin kawaiiiii

    • 2

      Quamal

      2 years ago

      No i think your mistaken cats are pussies dogs are bitches

    • 1

      alxg

      2 years ago

      yay, I can't wait to lick my own balls

    • 1

      ZackYT

      2 years ago

      So true

    • 0

      Cale Suckstorf

      2 years ago

      MEOW BITCH

    • 2

      Kyouran21

      2 years ago

      Cats are kawaii >~<

    • 0

      VHJVGJBVG

      2 years ago

      Imagine how is it to be stupid and post that comment,,,,

    • 1

      black-op345

      2 years ago

      But cats are major dicks

    • 1

      black-op345

      2 years ago

      But cats are major dicks

    • 2

      Marta Adams

      2 years ago

      Andy, no cats can care for their owners, stay inside, you can walk them too, and the amazing parkour skills.

    • 1

      Boris

      2 years ago

      Ya I agree cats are stupid dogs are better. : )

    • 1

      Hoolin

      2 years ago

      All you blues are gonna get fucked up

    • 1

      Zoe Clark

      2 years ago

      Mrow

    • 2

      Blickosaurus

      2 years ago

      And don't forget your nine lives

    • 1

      PebblePanda

      2 years ago

      And quantum physics abilities

    • 1

      kloep1

      2 years ago

      andy btw cats are night animals and is it normal my cat just sniffs a bird on the ground and then walks away

    • 1

      DigimonFlare

      2 years ago

      ewoksarelikeu So true so true..

    • 1

      VelocityRaptor28

      2 years ago

      ba dum tish

    • 2

      SANIKDSG

      2 years ago

      this is why i check the comments before choosing

    • 4

      Risk

      2 years ago

      cat's aren't bitches, bitch is the term for a female dog

    • 2

      aqua5

      2 years ago

      lions are cats

    • 1

      Wheatley33

      2 years ago

      "please, don't swear, I'll report you". My friend; THIS IS INTERNET. Deal with it

    • 1

      fartface

      2 years ago

      cats are the best

    • 0

      Snow Leopard Queen

      2 years ago

      But I'm allergic to cats

    • 0

      Kitten

      2 years ago

      @wiinked yeah, but can they jump ontop of a shed?

    • 0

      FREDW04

      2 years ago

      i agree

    • 0

      Chase

      2 years ago

      Fuck you

    • 2

      BobSpazoid

      2 years ago

      Also, not a dog because of neutering

    • 3

      le lolz

      2 years ago

      Agree!

  • 134

    Jim

    9 years ago

    Plus, cats are just better.

    • 88

      canadice

      6 years ago

      ಠ_ಠ

    • 57

      Anthony

      6 years ago

      I chose cats because I can get away with treating my owners like shit and still be well treated for

    • 7

      Jerry

      6 years ago

      i would rather shit outside of the house, more than shit inside

    • 9

      Naturegirl25

      5 years ago

      t(-_-t)

    • 6

      Mr C Hutty

      5 years ago

      No they aren't you retard dogs are smarter you can actually do stuff with them they can understand us cats don't sit when you say and dogs are a mans best friend

    • 4

      1stwarror

      5 years ago

      "Hey, want to bring your pet cat with my dog to do some police work?"

    • 11

      MooCow

      5 years ago

      Cats and dogs both have their due merits. They aren't so different that we need to argue like children over them. I love cats. I love dogs. They're both great. I would rather be an Irish Wolfhound. @Mr C Hutty Both dogs and cats can be trained. M dog knows over 100 tricks and my cat over 70. So it really depends. Of course an animal isn't born trained. Apparently you couldn't be bothered to try. Either way, cats rule, dogs rule, peace out.

    • 1

      AwesomeGabriel

      5 years ago

      cats are evil

    • 3

      Bruh Bruh

      3 years ago

      Policecats are used to sniff out drugs. Id ba a cocane cat :D

    • 8

      Norrum

      2 years ago

      If I was a cat, I would do crazy stuff when my owners are recording me so I can be famous on the Internet.

    • 0

      JFilms

      2 years ago

      Said no one ever

    • 3

      KittyGoMeowMeow

      2 years ago

      And BTW, Cats r more cleaner! They groom themselves and DOES NOT DREWL!

    • 0

      aaronb1233

      2 years ago

      A hefty percentage of people disagree.

    • 0

      LiskyLisko

      11 months ago

      cats are bitches and freaking dumb

    • 0

      Anonymous

      10 months ago

      U have to have your tail up straight a lot. Would u like people to stare at your anus?

  • 76

    killmenow666

    8 years ago

    cats do whatever they want. who trains their cat? not many people. who trains their dog? many people.

    • 25

      Vesko

      6 years ago

      Cats are not intelligent enough to be trained. Like chickens and sheep.

    • 30

      @nze

      6 years ago

      Who trains cats? POKEMON TRAINERS!

    • 39

      Gryx

      6 years ago

      Vesko, have you even been near a cat? You have no idea what you're talking about

    • 6

      appel

      6 years ago

      Thow about a nice car ride, stupid cat?

    • 3

      appel

      6 years ago

      Thow about a nice car ride, stupid cat?

    • 13

      MooCow

      5 years ago

      I've trained my cat over 70 tricks! Don't say that they're stupid because you're either too dense to try or you are too dense to use a cat training method rather than dog training methods.

    • 14

      ginny weasly

      5 years ago

      @Vesko, cats are way more intelligent. you dont see dogs as agile either

    • 12

      Stikenir

      5 years ago

      A cat dosen't get trained just because it dosen't care, idiot.

    • 16

      Shelby

      5 years ago

      Vesko, cats are very intelligent, sometimes even more so than dogs. My cat learned her name much faster than my dog did. So, it's not that cats can't be trained. It's that they don't want to be.

    • 8

      Maddin Frosch

      4 years ago

      Cats often know exactly what you want from them and they often decide to ignore you.

    • 6

      jerem

      2 years ago

      vesko do you even know what a cat is

    • 4

      Skookie

      2 years ago

      @Vesko cats are more intelligent than dogs, they are just not the type of pet the be trained. Dogs are so stupid they don't realize they can ignore it, cats do.

    • 3

      Alphess

      2 years ago

      Vesko, are you serious? Cats are incredibly intelligent.

    • 0

      Sincerely Crazed

      10 months ago

      there are way more stray cats than stray dogs.... really says something

  • 67

    Stolkmen

    8 years ago

    I hate cats.

    • 110

      TehOhnlyGrizz

      6 years ago

      I HATE YOU!!!!

    • 45

      Diddly

      6 years ago

      The internet loves me. Not you.

    • 16

      MONKEY D. LUFFY

      5 years ago

      Dogs can be bitches but cats are just absolute pussies.

    • 6

      Bennett Herlihy

      5 years ago

      As far as I can tell this is the only thing we disagree on.

    • 3

      tom

      5 years ago

      if you were a cat you wouldn't

    • 2

      EnderTV

      2 years ago

      (Sorry for the necro, but) SHAME ON YOU, WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING...well...dog...but...you know what I mean...

    • 2

      Rex_Havok

      2 years ago

      DOGS CAN F***ING BITE YOUR FINGERS OFF!! While cats can only scratch you. -----™--------™-------™--------™-------™---------™---------™-- ------(I censored part of the swear So Don't flag or report this ---------message)--------------------------------------------------------

    • 1

      AtomicSharkz

      1 year ago

      I wanna come and kill you RIGHT NOW.

    • 0

      ItsTylerHere04

      1 year ago

      You are a fucking cunt!

    • 0

      ItsTylerHere04

      1 year ago

      I hate dogs

    • 0

      ItsTylerHere04

      1 year ago

      I hope one day you die.

    • 0

      Raner

      1 year ago

      I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      LiskyLisko

      11 months ago

      ME TOO THEY ARE USELESS UGLY BITCHES

    • 0

      JoemoBiggs

      3 months ago

      IT WOULD STILL BE COOL THOUGH :D

  • 56

    Mary

    6 years ago

    Cats are better. They're smarter, more agile, and independent. And plus, it'd be great to do whatever I want and go wherever I want without being held on a leash.

    • 10

      Nexus0ne

      6 years ago

      I doubt that they're smarter. It is difficult to train a cat, but not so for dogs.

    • 42

      Jessie Sofen

      6 years ago

      Cats are actually highly trainable. Humans just don't want to take the time to train their felines because cats have stubborn and high-strung tendencies. Cats like it their way, and not what their human wants. Hence why cats own you, not you own the cats.

    • 9

      Nele

      6 years ago

      My friend has a cat who can give a paw and roll over when asked.

    • 8

      Thea T.

      5 years ago

      Nexus0ne, dogs do whatever their owners tell them to do, while cats refuse to. Cats are independent, dogs are needy. Period.

    • 4

      WoofWoofMolly

      4 years ago

      Why must my pets be so weird...My cat always meows at me and needs something while my dog just lays in the corner and sleeps, and every time I let my dog out, she never fails to leave a dead rat, bird, squirrel, or whatever laying around... I love them both though. Cats and dogs are equal in my eyes

    • 2

      Bruh Bruh

      3 years ago

      I dont train my pets (after pottey training) becsuse i find it stupid

    • 2

      Gildy

      2 years ago

      Nexus0ne that's because dogs are retarded and stupid they don't know what you're doing to them

    • 1

      Alphess

      2 years ago

      Nexus0ne, well, cats prefer to be independent proud little things whereas dogs will listen if you force it to jump off your roof.

    • 0

      lol-ipop

      2 years ago

      I like cats. I just feel they relate to me somehow. My goal in life is to do small proud things.

    • 0

      JamesGames

      2 years ago

      your awesome

    • 0

      ItsTylerHere04

      1 year ago

      Dogs are kind of unitelligent.

  • 43

    TheThinker

    7 years ago

    Cats actually have the ability to hunt alone and are more agile than dogs.

    • 6

      Stickman47

      6 years ago

      What are you talking about? Well cared environment, why would you be hunting for food. And honestly, no one is scared of a house cat.

    • 3

      MooCow

      5 years ago

      Dogs too. Sic my doggie on an empty field (or so I thought) and you'll be bathing blood off him tonight.

    • 4

      Alphess

      2 years ago

      'Domesticated' cats have the ability to revert back to being wild while dogs cannot.

    • 3

      lol-ipop

      2 years ago

      Becuase cats are independet.

  • 33

    pollpo

    7 years ago

    Cats aren't that big of a pussy as you may think, but they are smarter and choose their fights wisely. i've seen my cat take on a bunch of animals. mostly other cats but shes beaten a couple of foxes and dogs. if she can't take em head on she would climb up a tree and pounce on their back.

    • 17

      WackoSlacko

      6 years ago

      Dude... You just broke Rule #1 of Animal Fight Club!

    • 13

      Emily Spicer

      6 years ago

      Wait wait wait, smarter? Dogs and cats are equally as smart, sorry to tell you. Dogs can understand more human speech then cats can, but cats are also incredibly smart, as well as dumb. I've seen cats so the same stupid things over and over again, not learning from their prior mistakes. Cats can be really stupid, as stupid as dogs are traditionally seen as.

    • 9

      Thea T.

      5 years ago

      Cats take care of themselves, while dogs need a leader ( an alpha) to guide them. Cats are smarter in solving problems alone, dogs in solving problems in a team.

    • 5

      Bruh Bruh

      3 years ago

      Emily, yes, smarter. (most, at least.) Cats can mostly figure stuff out on their own, ratger epthan dogs woing for their owner to do something. Running low in cat food? No worries, it'll eat a rodent or something. Running low on dog food? Shit, i'd better rush to the store to buy more food!

    • 0

      lol-ipop

      2 years ago

      @Emily Spicer Thats why they relate to me so much!

  • 30

    Cait

    9 years ago

    id be allergic to myself, but i find cats very sophisticated.

    • 7

      Shelby

      5 years ago

      This morning, my kitten jumped onto my dvr, fell off and took it with her, ran into the bathroom, ran away from something that only she could see, and then proceeded to climb the curtains. I wouldn't call them sophisticated.

    • 0

      lol-ipop

      2 years ago

      They are cats, they just like it their way.

    • 0

      Frozen Articuno

      6 months ago

      aaawwwwwww.

  • 26

    Morgan

    6 years ago

    loyal and man's best friend vs. intelligent and have 9 lives.... obvious choice

    • 6

      tombomberzorz

      6 years ago

      Dogs are technically more intelligent than cats, according to a study.

    • 4

      MeowMeowCOOL

      2 years ago

      you are dumb cats rule

    • 4

      MeowMeowCOOL

      2 years ago

      and way faster

    • 5

      Alphess

      2 years ago

      Cats are more agile, elegant, graceful and they can revert back to being a wild cat (don't you dare) whenever they want, while dogs cannot. Dogs work as a team (a pack) but cats work alone (mostly).

    • 0

      TheRealAndOnlyDoge

      2 years ago

      Cats do not have 9 lives. They seem that they have 9 lives, by absorbing the fall damage with it's great landing.

    • 0

      Foxyvsfreddy

      1 year ago

      ...why do you think that cats have 9 lives? We learn it's a myth in like PRE-SCHOOL

  • 26

    projects8an

    7 years ago

    Not a single F*ck was given that day.

    • 6

      @nze

      6 years ago

      especially to you, i guess

  • 21

    Shay Perkins

    6 years ago

    It would be awesome if I was a k9 cop dog or a hunting dog.

  • 20

    shelbysahara

    7 years ago

    I'm Egyptian, so I'm partial to cats. Plus, cats just get to do whatever the fuck they want, sounds like my kind of life.

    • 1

      Lua

      2 years ago

      And they sleep like 2/3 of the day. I wanna be a cat.

  • 19

    MrHolycow

    6 years ago

    Squirrel!

  • 19

    bones

    7 years ago

    woof *pants and wags tail*

  • 17

    TehSpaceSnake

    6 years ago

    As much as I agree that a dogs life is sweeter because more people love dogs, and as sad as it is a lot of people torture cats (as do with dogs but higher percentage with cats). One of the main things is because of the black cat superstition people are stupid and end up killing them for that reason. I would rather share the pain with the cats than live a cushy life being a puppy. Plus I like cats style better they don't live in groups and prefer to love one person and be alone, I love to be alone. Not only that but a cats meow is plesent and silent, a dogs bark is kind of loud and annoying.

    • 9

      NeonCat

      5 years ago

      Cats lived a harder life that dogs, they are the real tough survives in the wild.

    • 7

      Gildy

      2 years ago

      And they were practically gods back in ancient Egypt

    • 0

      lol-ipop

      2 years ago

      Yeah-

  • 16

    Crissy

    6 years ago

    Dogs > Cats

  • 15

    SoupDragon

    6 years ago

    EVERYBODY WANTS TO BEEEEE A CAT!

    • 0

      SupremeInferno

      4 years ago

      62% disagree. Also, accidentally clicked the wrong button. ...Ah well, it's late at night and my brain is half asleep. It happens.

  • 15

    wonderbung

    7 years ago

    I prefer dogs as pets, but cats are far more agile.

  • 13

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    Dogs are total retards. Cats are elegant and intelliigent

  • 13

    chris9898

    6 years ago

    i may go on le vacation

  • 13

    John

    6 years ago

    I mistakenly clicked be a dog

  • 13

    Skylar

    6 years ago

    5 reasons you should consider becoming a cat: Free food, free rent, sleep as long as you want to, look great with no effort, license to kill.

  • 13

    Morgan Marie

    6 years ago

    cats are far superior

  • 13

    LoyalJoker

    6 years ago

    Cat all the way.

  • 13

    Jordy

    6 years ago

    meow

  • 12

    acpimp

    6 years ago

    Cat's are fuckin' badasses.

  • 11

    David Bell

    6 years ago

    Im alergic to cats, but who cares?!?!? I LOVE THEM! well i love dogs too, but if im a cat, i cant be alergic to myself!

  • 10

    PrincessLuna

    6 years ago

    Not all cats are mean...some are really sweet and no one gives them cedit for that. Plus cats have way more skills

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      lol-ipop

      2 years ago

      Yeah, i've seen neighbor cats, and their really sweet

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    Isabelle

    6 years ago

    I'm definitely a dog person, but as a cat you'd be able to do so many cooler things

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    Amanda

    6 years ago

    I would make the cutest dog ever.

  • 9

    Alexander Addison

    6 years ago

    Dogs lick their balls and roll in poop.

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      Emily Spicer

      6 years ago

      Cats lick their own balls as well and cough up disgusting hair balls.

    • 4

      lol-ipop

      2 years ago

      @Emily Spicer At least they clean themselves.

  • 9

    Cassmonsta

    6 years ago

    Have fun running around, fetching shit, and chasing your own tail while im over here lazing around, having servants, and being cute with no effort. (Also imma karma train) and dont tell me dogs are smarter than cats because thats not true.

    • 5

      Emily Spicer

      6 years ago

      You are right! Both animals are equally as smart. Im not sure where the areas where cats are smarter, but i do know that dogs will understand more human speech then cats do, and truly understand the words. I've been told cats only understand tone of voice. However, Cats are just as smart as dogs.

    • 0

      lol-ipop

      2 years ago

      Yeah

  • 9

    Jousis

    6 years ago

    Sleep 20 hrs a day, and it's perfectly acceptable to get high off catnip.

  • 8

    SirNarwhal

    6 years ago

    Has anyone read the book "Warriors?" I would love to be in a clan of cats!

  • 8

    RyoZex

    6 years ago

    Get high off catnip. NUFF SAID!

  • 8

    blazingpelt

    6 years ago

    Mrrow :3

  • 8

    Ethan

    6 years ago

    Either not be able to resist chasing a ball or give zero fucks. I choose giving zero fucks.

  • 7

    Tamna Cat

    6 years ago

    Dogs- STUPID GAYSHITS Cats: LORDS!

  • 7

    drizzy

    6 years ago

    i would rather be a dog other than i see my dog and she generally seems kinda sad trapped in a house all day. and when i had a cat she seemed like she was in paradise just climbing all over shit.

  • 7

    wangnuggets

    6 years ago

    9 lives!! For cat

  • 7

    Zach Dunn

    9 years ago

    Being that I'm allergic to cats, my answer is a no-brainer.

  • 6

    Redditorr

    5 years ago

    Cats rule the internet bitches

  • 6

    Cross

    5 years ago

    Taking over bitches mind by how cute you are will be so easy as a cat.

  • 6

    jasmg7

    6 years ago

    Cats are so awesome! They are way more agile . Also cats are so sassy! They do whatever they want! Dogs have to obey their master. Fricken robots. So whatever , MEOW!

  • 6

    Pharanim

    6 years ago

    Be a dog and everyone tells you what to do.... Be a cat and u get away with everything just because you are cute...

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    James Walsh

    6 years ago

    Dogs have owners, cats have staff

  • 6

    Poohunter

    6 years ago

    Cats don't have to do anything, just lie there and be pet. CATS!

  • 5

    SabeWuf

    4 years ago

    for example, my dog is always tied up and cant go anywhere and my cat can do anything she wants

  • 5

    James Walsh

    6 years ago

    I PREFER dogs, but lets face it, being a cat would kick ass.

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    Franjo

    6 years ago

    Sleep all day, then eat and shit. Repeat the next day.

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