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    Stolkmen

    12 years ago

    I don't think I'd like to meet Jesus. We would argue the whole time about religious beliefs and get into a heated battle and probably start the Apocalypse so to avoid that I'd rather ask Confucius a few good brain teasers. lol

    • 427

      CombustableLemons

      10 years ago

      You're retarded.

    • 426

      AkshaySauce

      10 years ago

      I'd rather not waste my time meeting someone who never had any power and was just the spawn of a woman who was too ashamed to admit she had sex.

    • 84

      AkshaySauce

      10 years ago

      I'd rather not waste my time meeting someone who never had any power and was just the spawn of a woman who was too ashamed to admit she had sex.

    • 75

      AkshaySauce

      10 years ago

      I'd rather not waste my time meeting someone who never had any power and was just the spawn of a woman who was too ashamed to admit she had sex.

    • 117

      Void

      10 years ago

      @Combustable how is he retarded? If anyone, you're the retard.

    • 55

      Jeremy

      10 years ago

      combustablelemons is right though... the jesus we know as christ respects opinions and loves you for who you are. even if stockmen would be persistant and keep trying to fight jesus, jesus would do what would be best. i myself just don't find jesus at all interesting.

    • 105

      that one guy

      10 years ago

      Do you know anything about christianity? (dumbass)

    • 72

      Wyatt Greywolf Davis

      10 years ago

      Actually Jesus would live and let live.

    • 198

      courageoftheheart

      10 years ago

      Actually, Jesus was said to be a very loving and accepting man. The whole point is that he would eat at the same table as whores, tax collectors, and good men, treating everyone with the same respect and forgiveness no matter who they were and what they've done. It was more Peter and a couple other of his disciples that were more religiously heated.

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      Joshua Gonzo

      10 years ago

      his opinion dont judge

    • 105

      theTexan

      10 years ago

      @akshaysauce You talk about Christians being pushy and disrespectful of others beliefs in another question, but what does this post make you? I'm not forcing you to believe in Christ but can you at least respect my and many others beliefs?

    • 17

      Gohon

      10 years ago

      I would Rather Talk With Confucius As well... I actually think Jesus Would Get Mad at me.... There Is probably sins I didnt even know about but he died for them ;~; But Confucius I wouldnt Mind Coming Up with Theories Back and Forth.

    • 32

      xXB4XYXx

      9 years ago

      Jesus is the "child" of a floating "man" in the sky, and if the Bible means God etc exist then Comics make the characters real. Yes Jesus did exist, there is proof of that. But God I will not believe

    • 38

      TredBear

      9 years ago

      There is really no vital evidence that there really is a god, of any religion, but the big bang theory is a theory because it HAS evidence to support it, but not enough to prove it correct, so that is why i am a man of science. :3

    • 12

      Mr. Pen15

      9 years ago

      He holy he didn't battle

    • 14

      ossmosse

      9 years ago

      I just see jesus as an enlightened man, who had high morals and was an all round nice guy.

    • 34

      killersea

      9 years ago

      I already know a lot about Jesus, not much about Confucius. You guys aren't even christian, love and respect your neighbors. Not call them "retarded" because they don't agree with you. Many deaths throughout history has been caused because people just plain don't agree, if you don't agree with me that's fine, I'm not going to call you retarded for it. Life is about perspective and I respect your perspective.

    • 16

      [deleted]

      9 years ago

      I don't believe in any gods anyway, so meeting a person on the bible would be just annoying.

    • 15

      brittney

      9 years ago

      is it possible to fucking beat the shit outta you

    • 17

      Pinkiepie

      9 years ago

      Just ask Jesus the same questions... and get badass parable answers dude.

    • 7

      Eliza

      9 years ago

      Jesus probably wouldn't even think he was the son of God, he'd probably be really chill. But I'd still rather meet Confucius.

    • 7

      witty ninja cat123

      9 years ago

      Who saw the family guy ep. "Dinner with Jesus"? Lmfao

    • 4

      Tyler Rose

      9 years ago

      Please. You're awfully too arrogant.

    • 24

      Trace Hilbun

      9 years ago

      @AkShaySauce: I'd rather not meet someone who is dumb enough to post the same exact comment three times in a row.

    • 6

      Mbadd007

      9 years ago

      That's really a lol dude, u think ur funny huh, when u die u will see the gate of heaven with Jesus standing there and u will go down low

    • 3

      grumpy cat

      9 years ago

      Jesus does not fight retard

    • 1

      Nigger...

      9 years ago

      Ur stupid

    • 1

      Nigger...

      9 years ago

      Ur stupid

    • 0

      lucas

      9 years ago

      @brittney lol and dude that makes no since what you just said

    • 23

      Fus-Ro-Dah

      9 years ago

      I'm depressed to see all these angry comments from the blue side. Where's your Christian love? @Red side: if you don't believe, I would think you would want to have met Jesus, as that would prove you right or wrong beyond a doubt.

    • 7

      Darksword527

      9 years ago

      Dear stolken Jesus died for our sins you are frikkin retarded

    • 7

      mouwersor

      9 years ago

      Assuming jesus existed, i think he would be a pretty cool dude. Like a happy, bearded hippie. I also would like to meet his cult members.

    • 4

      jamésźźzz

      9 years ago

      Have you ever glanced or heard about any of the stories in the Bible? Jesus isn't judge mental, he forgives everyone!

    • 2

      yalmie

      9 years ago

      You couldn't argue with proof

    • 5

      Austin J. Jones

      9 years ago

      you would meet jesus, and still dispute his existence?

    • 3

      Skyalex05

      9 years ago

      I'm not even christian. It's just that Jesus had a huge impact on our world (so did confucius in Asia,and more and more outside of it - but I'm European and feel more concerned by Jesus.). So I would be interested to see who and how he really was.

    • 11

      Iris C.

      9 years ago

      Fuck faith.

    • 4

      Armando Otero

      9 years ago

      Jesus would not argue with, he teaches you and guides you

    • 4

      Micah Philson

      8 years ago

      How could you meet jesus and not believe in him? That'd be like being santa's only child and not believing in him.

    • 6

      Devin

      8 years ago

      Jesus was a man of peace and wouldn't argue with a bunch of assholes...

    • 1

      [deleted]

      8 years ago

      I would be faithful. And probably die because he didn't want me saying I'd met him.

    • 8

      Barbie

      8 years ago

      Jesus (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Iesous; 7–2 BC to 30–33 AD), also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of God. Christianity holds Jesus to be the awaited Messiah of the Old Testament and refers to him as Jesus Christ, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that a historical Jesus existed,[d] although there is little agreement on the reliability of the gospel narratives and how closely the biblical Jesus reflects the historical Jesus.[18] Most scholars agree that Jesus was a Jewish teacher or rabbi from Galilee, was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, Pontius Pilate.[19] Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Jesus, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer.[20] Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Jesus' life. Christians believe that Jesus was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of a virgin, performed miracles, founded the Church, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve atonement, rose from the dead, and ascended into heaven, from which he will return.[21] The great majority of Christians worship Jesus as the incarnation of God the Son, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. A few Christian groups reject Trinitarianism, wholly or partly, as non-scriptural.

    • 4

      Tai

      8 years ago

      I would go to Jesus and say; 'Jesus, I'm from the future, guess what's happening at my times'

    • 1

      Tamlen

      8 years ago

      We're talking about Jesus- he was a good guy. Not the asshole Christianity makes him out to be.

    • 1

      Epicness

      8 years ago

      Why not both?

    • 0

      trevperry47

      8 years ago

      You wouldn't need to argue with him because seeing him would answer your question

    • 0

      trevperry47

      8 years ago

      You wouldn't need to argue with him because seeing him would answer your question

    • 6

      Pepp

      8 years ago

      I would like to have met Confucius, because I think i would killed Jesus if I have met him

    • 6

      A. Morris

      8 years ago

      Jesus is not only proven real by scientific evidence, even if there is no evidence of him being the Son of God, (I still believe him to be.), He was described to be a nice man who treated everyone as one, and everyone as a creation of God, just as himself.

    • 2

      xSlater123

      8 years ago

      Actually Jedus isn't real...

    • 3

      mantas9922

      8 years ago

      Jesus is awesome!

    • 4

      ProjectPariah101

      8 years ago

      @xSlater123 It is completely true that Jesus(a.k.a. Jesus Christ or Jesus of Nazareth) was in fact real and living. The only the thing that couldn't be proven was whether or not he was the son of God. Which I believe he was.

    • 0

      Tylah Field

      8 years ago

      Do you know nothing? (I am not religious!) if Jesus is well, Jesus then he wouldn't argue with you, he would love you for who your are and probably give you a hug... Not argue...

    • 4

      Red or Blue

      8 years ago

      Walking on water, creates life < Hey, hey, who's gonna get drafted 16th?

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      8 years ago

      I'd have lunch with Jesus. HOT DOGS FTW

    • 0

      Joseph Aguirre

      8 years ago

      Me to

    • 0

      Maddin Frosch

      8 years ago

      I want to argue with Jesus so xD

    • 2

      Jadon

      7 years ago

      Jesus doesn't argue, dude.

    • 3

      Legoindie

      6 years ago

      @mbadd007than I would say "I'm an atheist" and put on a fedora and walk away from that gate

    • 2

      StormzillaX

      6 years ago

      I like how all the Christians are getting butt-hurt about the ones who chose Confucius, I mean I could ask questions I don't know., I would rather do that because Jesus would just say something about himself, I would get bored, and I would walk away...

    • 0

      Sneezingbadger

      6 years ago

      @AkshaySauce I would rather not meet someone who met someone who triple posts.

    • 0

      dannman3

      6 years ago

      You are simply retarded

    • 2

      Sarah Keener

      6 years ago

      If I met Jesus, I wouldn't have religious doubts, and that would clear my life up so fast.

    • 3

      ©€||£¥

      6 years ago

      Wut is with all these religious questions. Also Obama is wrong about Christianity not being the most wide spread religion. GO SCREW YOURSELF OBAMA!!! the 4 putting up with my crap.

    • 2

      ThatOnePolarBear

      6 years ago

      I don't find myself giving my life to a man who was born to a woman who was ashamed to have a baby, claiming to be the son of god instead. What I have never understood is: if we are all equal in the eyes of God, then why is Jesus claimed to be "God's son?" Aren't we all supposed to be God's children?" If we are all "God's children," then why is Jesus special for being a child of God?

    • 0

      Luis Monroy

      6 years ago

      how dumb do you have to be to get into a religious argument with the son of God?

    • 0

      Jordan

      6 years ago

      FUCKING AETHIST

    • 4

      Alex

      6 years ago

      @Jordan You christians talk about being nice,but you're all bastards and you would kill every atheist if you only could.GOD DAMN!

    • 0

      Antonio soto

      6 years ago

      @Alex It depends on what kind of christian you are, I'm not the kind of christian who says that I hate fags or die atheists.

    • 1

      frosty884

      6 years ago

      Obviously the person who made this question intended that so it could be popular...

    • 2

      Алек Мечикян

      6 years ago

      Hail Satan

    • 1

      Алек Мечикян

      6 years ago

      If you think about it even if you truly believe in Jesus why do you have to meet him ( i mean if u belive u need no proof right?l) so better meet the other guy btw Hail Satan

    • 0

      PebblePanda

      6 years ago

      @Akshaysauce she was never a virgin, it's just a poor translation of the original "young spouse", in greek. To the translator, this could only mean "Virgin". Joseph is not her platonic lover either, but her firstborn child. Most of the disagreements about the Bible come from this original mistranslation.

    • 1

      lost pause

      6 years ago

      i would want to see if he was white or middle eastern

    • 0

      nl365mc

      6 years ago

      LOL

    • 0

      MagicalChipmunk

      6 years ago

      I want to meet Confucius because he is incredibly wise and I agree with most of his philosophy, unlike Christianity.

    • 0

      Jampai

      6 years ago

      You'd argue about a religion based on Jesus that doesn't exist, Jesus was a jew after all. If you argued well you may change the history of Christianity. Yes Jesus. Men fucking other men in the butt is a good thing as is touching children and here is non-disputable reasoning that will cement these ideals.

    • 1

      Tony

      6 years ago

      He is

    • 3

      TrahsyTrash

      6 years ago

      Well, Jesus was a man who loved and accepted everyone. I don't think he'd butt heads with you, but rather, try to sway you to him. While yes, it is biased, as I am Christian, I can respect that you have an opinion. Some Christians today just can't accept when others don't believe in God and Jesus. Some of the Christians in just this comments section have shown the wrong side of Christianity. If I wasn't a Christian, I probably would've went with Confucius myself.

    • 1

      Katherine

      6 years ago

      Jesus doesn't battle, he reasons

    • 0

      sourcupcake123

      6 years ago

      confucius existed, jesus? I have no idea

    • 0

      a fox.

      6 years ago

      @AskshaySauce Jesus was the most powerful person in the world at the time.

    • 1

      Anna

      6 years ago

      @sourcupcake123 Confucius is a load of crap. I know he existed but so did Jesus.

    • 1

      SOMETHINGWORD

      6 years ago

      That is pretty retarded

    • 2

      one ton

      6 years ago

      I've been living in South America for 10 years now, I'd like to meet someone who isn't Jesus for a change!

    • 1

      Keelan barron

      6 years ago

      i would tell confucius "what is alive but also dead?" by the way, unless jesus appeared infront of me, i would not believe in jesus.

    • 2

      TheGalaxySpy

      6 years ago

      He doesn't argue with people he would just say make good choices and I hope I see you in heaven

    • 1

      Elite_Guy1

      6 years ago

      Well, if you've read the bible, Jesus is forgiving and wise and kind... Why would he start an apacolypse?

    • 1

      Sharders

      6 years ago

      If you met him, that would mean the everything in the Bible is true

    • 0

      Randoman

      6 years ago

      From what I can tell, it seems Jesus would just be doing some hard-core preaching to you. Like those Mormons who go door-to-door and ask you if you want to read the book of Mormon. Confucius would probably do the same, but instead of religion he'd talk about philosophy all the time. Still, Confucianism is much more interesting than Christianity and didn't bring up fanatical rednecks.

    • 1

      ii_AlterEgosta_ii

      6 years ago

      DUDE HIS FUCKING JESUS

    • 1

      Moira

      6 years ago

      I hate Jesus, if he is so real and is the savior, why doesn't he save people with Cancer and other deathly diseases??

    • 1

      blue-mage

      6 years ago

      Wow I didn't think of that but i would like to fight jesus like friendly

    • 1

      blue-mage

      6 years ago

      Wow I didn't think of that but i would like to fight jesus like friendly

    • 1

      blue-mage

      6 years ago

      Wow I didn't think of that but i would like to fight jesus like friendly

    • 1

      blue-mage

      6 years ago

      Wow I didn't think of that but i would like to fight jesus like friendly

    • 0

      Alex

      6 years ago

      I'm atheist but I regret my decision because then I would stand corrected or confirm my lack of belief in Christianity. Good question though.

    • 1

      PSNjoejoejoe12s

      6 years ago

      Jesus would kick the shit out of you!

    • 4

      Kino

      6 years ago

      If you meet Jesus that confirms that heaven exists.

    • 1

      TRIXIESTAR

      6 years ago

      At least Confucius has some ties to real history. Jesus, sure he might have existed, but he wouldn't be the same as the delusional religions think he was. Confucius had portraits of him, so at least we know who he really is.

  • 55

    deadtreekid

    11 years ago

    assuming jesus was in fact a real person, i wouldn't want to meet him anyway. that would require living in a time when plagues of locusts destroyed cities and a kind and a loving god would drown the earth he created rather than reappear and deal with it.

    • 69

      Interpretive_Relativity

      10 years ago

      Both instances you described were from the old testament... Jesus wasn't on the Earth until long after that. Also, there is no doubt Jesus was a real person, the argument lies with the question of divinity.

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      Branden Pedroza

      10 years ago

      dman ur lost in times dude thats over 200's of generations

    • 28

      Aleksander Mortensen

      10 years ago

      There is no doubt that Jesus was a real person? Why are so many people doubting it then!?!? I see people all the time claiming there is no doubt about his existence, but I haven't seen a lot of evidence for his existence. Bring evidence or GTFO! He might have existed, he might not have existed, I don't know. But there are doubts about it.

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      Fedos

      10 years ago

      There's no evidence for the existence of Jesus.

    • 15

      halfblood-princess

      10 years ago

      the only reason why people doubt about his existence is because they are blinded by their own ignorance. who says you need to see it to believe it?

    • 19

      T.J.

      10 years ago

      @Fedos and @Aleksander There's no evidence for the existence of Jesus? there's whole documentaries about proof of his existence. There is a Roman execution record of him and several Roman philosophers and historians that mention him. There are more written accounts of talking with him on a personal basis than ANY PERSON EVER. I feel like that's solid evidence that the man existed.

    • 4

      chace

      9 years ago

      Yeah, Jesus was a real person now whether you believe he was the "son of god" is a different story but there are historic records that prove he was at least real.

    • 5

      Kwinten

      9 years ago

      @T.J. There is no execution order. There are no philosophers or historians in Roman time who mention his name, safe one, nevermind any who wrote about him. There are four contradictory books written 200 years after his death. the other 50-so books were destroyed by the Catholic Church, due to being too contradictory. There are only three sources who mention him, and of these three, only one is truly reliable. And this source only mentions him as a brother of someone named Josef. There is little to no proof of the existence of Jesus, and what little proof there is is shaky at best. Jesus most likely never existed at all.

    • 6

      Indiana Jackson

      9 years ago

      Jesus is more documented in history than Julius Caesar he is one of the most documented figure in history so yes, he is real.

    • 3

      Indiana Jackson

      9 years ago

      Jesus is more documented in history than Julius Caesar he is one of the most documented figure in history so yes, he is real.

    • 1

      mouwersor

      9 years ago

      I would want to meet jesus.Altough i don't agree with the views of his little cult, he seems like a nice hippie-guy.

    • 2

      Mieuu

      8 years ago

      The evidence for the existence or nonexistence of Jesus is not solid either way. Anyone who deals with absolutes on this subject is an idiot.

    • 1

      Jad Bouch

      6 years ago

      Yeah and jesus speaks arabic not english

    • 1

      TrahsyTrash

      6 years ago

      The debate is not his existence, it is if he's the son of God or not.

    • 1

      a fox.

      6 years ago

      @Fedos there's lots of evidence of his existence only Christians and sceptics have the patience to look for it.

    • 2

      Soondvich.jpg

      6 years ago

      he was a real person, whether he was the son of "god" is beyond me

    • 0

      u chose wrong

      6 years ago

      That happened hundreds of years before Jesus. I you talk about something do your research

    • 1

      turu1702

      6 years ago

      My opinion about people who believe in god: Why would anyone turn down the Big Bang and the Theory of Evolution, both of whom had been scientifically proven, to believe that a mystical and powerful invisible soul created everything in six days, taking and old and musty book as proof, that migjt as well beign a fantasy story that some dude write. Again, this is just my opinion, so dont be hateful.

    • 0

      Theodomar

      5 years ago

      "Non-Christian sources which are used to study and establish the historicity of Jesus include Jewish sources such as Josephus, and Roman sources such as Tacitus."

    • 1

      Aaron the clown

      2 years ago

      Jesus doesn't even exists dumbasses

  • 42

    Smart Comment

    10 years ago

    my religon made me choose jesus wtf is the fucking other thing

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      Kyle MacDonald

      9 years ago

      Confucius was a wise man. His sayings are what are in fortune cookies. ps jesus isnt real LOLCHRISTIANFAG

    • 10

      zielxx

      9 years ago

      @Kyle MacDonald stupid atheistfag

    • 6

      nigg

      9 years ago

      @zielxx stfu nigger. you will be disillusioned to shit if you were to meet historical jesus. his not your biblical saint fag

    • 11

      Demolition Man

      9 years ago

      Your comment contradicts your name.

    • 3

      lucas

      9 years ago

      @kylemacdonald LOLAITHEISTFAG

    • 1

      Fus-Ro-Dah

      9 years ago

      All of the above: the very image of an enlightened discussion. Learn to use actual arguments in the future, maybe then we won't have such problems. Also, congrats, blue people. You've dissapointed Christ with your intolerance. Turn the other cheek; Luke 6:27

    • 3

      Quinn

      8 years ago

      Everyone should just put aside religious beleif

    • 1

      a fox.

      6 years ago

      @Kyle MacDonald here are things that aren't real: Allah Shiva Xenu Your brain.

    • 1

      Soondvich.jpg

      6 years ago

      the fact that you just chose away due to your religion without knowledge of the situation makes me sick

    • 1

      dum

      5 years ago

      your religon would disprove of ur swearing

    • 1

      Shnook

      4 years ago

      @nigg, stfu, racist

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    redfeather14

    11 years ago

    I just wanna see the schizophrenic genius that started this whole thing...

    • 15

      AkazilliaDeNaro

      10 years ago

      Good Sir, I do believe schizophrenia does not mean split personalities.

    • 0

      Jad Bouch

      6 years ago

      It does schizo is split personaloes

    • 1

      Victor*Z*Awesome

      6 years ago

      Nope, schizophrenia isn't split personalities

    • 0

      Rhys

      4 years ago

      Schizophrenia is a mental disorder characterised by abnormal social behaviour and failure to understand what is real. Didn't pay attention in school did ya?

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    Michael

    10 years ago

    Id rather meet a real person than a made up one, so Confucius it is!

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      calbags

      9 years ago

      What an ignorant and unintelligent comment. There are Roman execution records and documents from the time that Jesus supposedly lived. This is proof enough that Jesus was a man that existed. The real question lies in whether or not Jesus was the 'Son of God'. Stop being an arrogant prick.

    • 2

      lucas

      9 years ago

      how do you know confucious is real

    • 0

      MASTERDANK

      6 years ago

      jesus was a real person (just not a supernatural one), but if he hadn't been a real person, wouldn't that just make meeting him cooler?

    • 1

      Ambipom

      6 years ago

      you'd rather meet someone real? you'd wanna meet some weird old man instead of a superhero?

    • 0

      TACGLM

      6 years ago

      Michael's comment may have been "ignorant and unintelligent" but Ambipom's proves that at the least he has no culture.

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      a fox.

      6 years ago

      Jesus was real, idiot. The debate is whether he was the messiah or not.

    • 0

      Finn

      2 years ago

      @calbags Though there are records from around the time that he supposedly lived, it is also possible that two people had the same name, so calling him unintelligent is kind of pointless due to the fact that THERE IS NO PROOF THAT HE EXISTED. Just because someone has the name doesn't mean it is the same person.

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    overtherainbow

    11 years ago

    With jesus, i got connections bitches. I dont want to meet some guy who was simply smart, I wanna see someone WALK ON WATER. then request a piggy back ride.

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      Trevor J Tateyama

      10 years ago

      With the request of a piggy back he may not even want you there because he might see you as a very selfish person.

    • 4

      Summer

      9 years ago

      How the hell is wanting a piggy back ride selfish?

    • 0

      Nathalia

      8 years ago

      You got a point, but Jesus would hate me, so it woundn't change a thing. At least if I met Confucius I could tell him things about the future, sit and watch as society evolves a billion times faster.

    • 0

      Rhys

      4 years ago

      Dynamo walked on water, he's a magician.

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    np11

    10 years ago

    who's jesus...?

    • 8

      Branden Pedroza

      10 years ago

      John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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      np11

      10 years ago

      Branden Pedroza let me introduce you a good friend of mine, sarcasm

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      Loki_Laufeyson

      9 years ago

      Some asshole people not only believe existed, but think that he is some magic man. (Yes, I see the next two comments, and know you are being sarcastic, but I couldn't resist XD)

    • 3

      Fabian Rosales

      9 years ago

      Thats not how u use sarcasm

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      a fox.

      6 years ago

      @Loki_Laufeyson those "asshole people" are made up of the largest and most realistic religion in the world. Jesus was real. Whether he was the messiah or not, his work still put him down in the books.

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      YourWrongImRight

      6 years ago

      the guy who mows your lawn

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    MissHorrorshow

    10 years ago

    And this is not for any soppy reason that I'd want to meet Jesus. Ideally, I'd be myself, as I am now, and I would sit him down and beg him to state, for the record, how he really feels about homosexuality, wars in his name, on and on. Basically all the issues Christians claim they know exactly what Jesus thinks about them, but he never states anything definitive one way or the other anywhere in scripture. If he refused, I'd know my decision not to follow him was sound, and I'd be at peace with it.

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      Viperxiii

      10 years ago

      there's a lot of things about that in the bible, buttt, the bible wasnt written by jesus or any god, just some people who wanted to make money from the easy to fool believers.

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      Meg

      5 years ago

      I chose to meet Jesus for the exact same reason. I'm an Atheist, I've had Catholic/Christian beliefs forced on me since I was a child. I would want to know his opinion on homosexuality in particular, considering I learnt from the bible that it's 'wrong' and that I'd go to hell for being homosexual.

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    sangwach

    10 years ago

    dude what the fuck. i get how you people dont belive jesus. but this is figurative. so its saying they were both real people, im pretty sure confucioud was real but, if you could pick between meeting the son of the dude who created the universe who could indefinetly asnwer any question you have, or a dude who will answer all your questions in riddles that he made up. why would you not choose jesus. people who dont believe in god have become more pushy and annoying about their beilfs then people who do belive in god. we get it. you dont believe in god. it makes no sence to you. but for the love of...well your awsome lives that you believe to have no further meaning than magically exsisting to shit all over everyones hopes and dreams. save your shit for when someone acctually wants to know your religeous beleifs.

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      Crissy

      10 years ago

      We'll shut up about not believing in God when Christians stop stuffing your religion down everyone's throats, saying we're going to burn in hell for not believing in your imaginary friend named God.

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      Viperxiii

      10 years ago

      ive made it a habit to only talk about why religion is useless when people start the conversation about it, usually a christian preaching, then they complain after i start making them actually see why they have no evidence in their religion and then further make them see why it became what it is through pure human history, without the happenings of a god.

    • 3

      Scarlet

      10 years ago

      The debate is not "did Jesus really live" It's "was he the Son of God"

    • 2

      setrakakan

      10 years ago

      No, there is serious debate as to whether he lived at all. Look it up.

    • 2

      TACGLM

      6 years ago

      1) Our disbelief in Christianity is not figurative, we truly DO NOT believe in him. 2) Most of our arguments are made from doing our research. 3) Again most of us DO save our "shit" for when someone asks. 4) We choose to not believe because most of us think it's total bullshit. 5) Some of us believe the religion to be mostly contradictory. 6) Some of us also choose to say WTF who cares I'm burning in hell and it's a-ok. It really angers me when some people decide they can say what they want but others have to keep their mouths shut because SOME people simply don't like it. GROW THE FUCK UP!

    • 1

      a fox.

      6 years ago

      @Crissy just wait until you die and then you'll realise you fucked up.

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      Meg

      5 years ago

      I chose Jesus to prove my beliefs to be correct. I'm an atheist. I think some of the christians in this comments section are trying to force their religion upon atheists like me. Are we trying to force our beliefs of 'there is no god' on you? Nope. We have beliefs too, get over it and stop complaining to us. (Yes, the last bit is a little hypocritical, bear with me.)

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    Runescape

    9 years ago

    Who the fuck is confucius?

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    zenie

    11 years ago

    Confucius was kindof a dick though...not saying Jesus wasn't, but Confucius was a big time racist and sexist so...

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      Anthony

      10 years ago

      Zenie how does this sound like a racist / sexist Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it. Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star. It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others. -Confucius

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      Franklin Chen

      9 years ago

      You are the only person I've ever met who has said he's racist/sexist.

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      Steven

      9 years ago

      Terrible excuse. Do you even know who Confucius was?

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      Fus-Ro-Dah

      9 years ago

      I don't know about the racism, but Confucius had some very adamant beliefs about women...

  • 13

    Sha5y

    10 years ago

    Bitch please

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    LoyalJoker

    10 years ago

    Confucius. I admire his philosophy.

    • 0

      Meg

      5 years ago

      I do too, and we all should.

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    Crissy

    10 years ago

    Even if Jesus WAS real, I wouldn't want to meet him. So.

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    AtheistPanda

    10 years ago

    If he even truly existed, I would tell the man I was from the future and explain how his teachings end up. I would give him enough information about his life and journeys that he'd have to believe me, and we could nip this thing (Christianity & Islam) in the bud before it ever gets started... and create a paradox at the same time, which probably ends the world.

    • 0

      Yusef Haswarey

      10 years ago

      None of the New Testament is used by Muslims, so I don't see how you would prevent Islam from existing...

    • 0

      calbags

      9 years ago

      Wait, how would the Islamic faith be prevented?

    • 0

      AtheistPanda

      8 years ago

      Muhammad was both influenced by Christianity and supported by Christians after his first revelation. The cultural and historical backdrop would be missing as well. If Christianity had not existed, Islam would also not exist, at the very least not in its current form. On top of that, Christianity, were it not to exist, would probably mean the non-existence of you and I, if not Muhammad himself. It's a huge change to make and rewrites history greatly.

    • 0

      a fox.

      6 years ago

      @Yusef Haswarey there's one way, and is killing its founder. But he exist 700 years before Jesus.

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    xMeggieManiacal

    10 years ago

    It would prove either that Christianity is the way (I'm atheist) or that time machines DO exist. Plus, Jesus seems like a pretty cool guy to me.

    • 1

      Noodletron

      10 years ago

      You seem like a pretty cool atheist ;)

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      calbags

      9 years ago

      Finally, an atheist that isn't a massive egotistical prick!

    • 1

      TACGLM

      6 years ago

      Hey calbags. I won't go into it in great detail but many of us are like xMeggieManiacal. Most of us are NOT "egotistical pricks"

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      a fox.

      6 years ago

      @TACGLM then what's the comment you made before? That comment is a comment or an egoistical prick.

    • 0

      Meg

      5 years ago

      Eh, I'd meet Jesus for his opinion on homosexuality, then I'd leave. I'm an atheist, just want to know if I'm going to hell for being a lesbian.

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    xereeto

    10 years ago

    I'd rather meet Brian of Nazareth

    • 0

      Meg

      5 years ago

      Hey same, maybe we can have a Brian of Nazareth meet & greet convention while we're there.

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    Jeremy

    10 years ago

    Confucius actually existed. So yeah, him.

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      a fox.

      6 years ago

      True, but JESUS FUCKING DID TOO. Whether he was the messiah or not, he still spread knowledge, faith, and peace. Confucius only spread knowledge.

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    jeremy.agosta

    8 years ago

    i am an atheist but i would still rather meet Jesus.

    • 0

      Meg

      5 years ago

      I'm an atheist, I'd only meet him to see if I was going to hell for being a lesbian.

  • 6

    Nerdygamer

    9 years ago

    This question is kind of biased.Most people will choose one because of their religion, MOST of the times i didn't say always

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    shitstorm

    9 years ago

    Unlike Jesus, Confucius is not a fictional character.

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      AgentFox

      6 years ago

      Jesus is real you butt and Confucius was Chinese!

    • 0

      a fox.

      6 years ago

      Unlike Confucius, Jesus wasn't racist or sexist.

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      Rhys

      4 years ago

      @AgentFox so what if confucius was chinese? jesus should be black due to where the hell he was, the weather, the sun's radiation and honestly typical skin pigmentation but no ya fags keep believing he's white

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      Walter Gardner

      4 years ago

      @sh*tstorm, how you know that jesus is not real? the bible talks about him, he even created the world, but nooooo, you choose to belive some psyched up, philosifer as the person you would want to meet, WOW, its so sad. Now confucius may be real, but come on, you should rather pick The Messiah

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    Another_Commentor

    10 years ago

    One's fake, the other had the emporer of china as his bitch. Hard choice.

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      Dude

      9 years ago

      You dense motherfucker. I made an account just to tell you how stupid you are. There are records of Jesus having been a real person (not a magical one), and Confucius was a philosopher, not a ruler. The question itself is about who you though had better philosophy or was a cooler person, both being philosophers. I suggust you learn a bit about what you say, next time you say it.

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      a fox.

      6 years ago

      One's Chinese, and the other had Rome as his bitch.

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    Rythmbot

    10 years ago

    Confucius would be to strict

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    God of Knowledge

    10 years ago

    This question is irrelevant. The correct answer is to meet The God of Knowledge.

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    Royce Anthony

    9 years ago

    I met Jesus in 2010. We worked at the same electronics store

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    NylonSkye

    10 years ago

    Jesus why didn't you cure all cancer, give us the idea for aspirin, or tell adults not to molest or harm children?

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      Gavin

      10 years ago

      Because he is not real...

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      Fus-Ro-Dah

      9 years ago

      Why don't you do all those things? Just because He was the son of God doesn't mean He is supposed to solve all our problems.

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      Ematio

      6 years ago

      Because we brought this evil upon ourselves and we live in a world full of sin and evil. Don't think of it as God letting bad things happen in a good world, but as God letting good things happen in a bad world.

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      a fox.

      6 years ago

      Because he wasn't American. And cancer wasn't much of a problem in Rome at the time. And child molestation and abuse wasn't a thing back then.

  • 4

    Johnny

    10 years ago

    jesus turned water into wine. a man that can turn water into any form of liquor is alright with me

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    Mr.Potter

    9 years ago

    Jesus was a no good dirty liar.

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    DarkKnight64

    9 years ago

    Cant meet Jesus because he DOESN'T EXIST!

    • 0

      ISCAPSLOCKON

      5 years ago

      ...You're an idiot. He did. The question is if he's the Messiah or not.

    • 0

      Rhys

      4 years ago

      @ISCAPSLOCKON why dont he come back and tell us if he is or not then

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    Jayson

    9 years ago

    Let me just say that I'm an agnostic male. Jesus was a man of pacifism and proper treatment of people and Confucius was a man whom was obsessed with class roles, familial roles, and chauvinism. Jesus may have had his flaws but Confucius was really just an asshole.

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      a fox.

      6 years ago

      This should be told to everyone who picked red. Because they have one thing in common: they don't believe in a person who did exist, but may not have been the messiah.

  • 3

    phoenix

    9 years ago

    I would love to meet the son of God, Jesus. He would already know who i am

  • 3

    AghhhShit

    9 years ago

    Meet the man that created the biggest hoax of the world or a smart person... Hmmmm...

    • 2

      Fus-Ro-Dah

      9 years ago

      Even if you don't believe, the fact that He created the world's biggest "hoax" makes Him pretty smart, dontcha think?

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      a fox.

      6 years ago

      Atheists are fucking dumb. They don't have a functioning brain, and believe that every religion is a hoax. Whatever religion is true, it's definitely not atheism. And it's possible to be a Christian and not believe in God. There was an atheist who I saw commented about what each did, he said nothing about the son of God or the messiah. He said stuff about works of peace and knowledge.

    • 1

      SlothLuck

      6 years ago

      Bich prove that god and jesus existed not with words but with real evidence that i can see not feel in my heart or shit like that and def not from the bs bible and before you even think about saying that atheists are dumb learn science and cosmology because your brain is full of shit that your parents told you when you where a kid. Atheism is logic that people like you dont have and never will . Your god is just one of the 1k that existed through out time,prove what is special about him and jesus. lmao your brain is functioning normal you think ? rethink that fag

  • 3

    wizard

    10 years ago

    meet Jesus !! ... wow guys here are really religious

  • 3

    Isaac

    10 years ago

    Jesus is not real, so I cant meet him

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      Noodletron

      10 years ago

      Regardless of the fact I believe he was real, the question was "Who you would rather meet" so you would have to assume both were real. It's like saying "Would you rather meet a dragon or a man eating alien."

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      a fox.

      6 years ago

      Saying Jesus isn't real is saying a normal person isn't real. Jesus may have not been the messiah (I believe he is), but he did live a life.

  • 3

    You

    10 years ago

    How bout you people choose the only one that actually existed?

    • 0

      God of Knowledge

      10 years ago

      The God of Knowledge sends his apologies. That comment was directed toward ArkshaySauce.

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      Anthony Johnson

      9 years ago

      Jesus was real

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      a fox.

      6 years ago

      @You OK. I did. Well, the only one with a soul that existed, as in the soul existing. Both existed, but Confucius didn't exactly believe in anything, making him atheist. And atheists don't have souls. Americans share the same properties.

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      Stikfig?

      2 years ago

      OK, this is for everyone in the comments. This, along with the rest of the site, is a "what if" scenario, meaning that it didn't actually have to happen in order for it to be possible on this site. Just something for, what I can assume, every single one of the commenters saying the exact same thing of Jesus not existing.

  • 3

    Darko

    10 years ago

    Jesus never existed, so It's like going to meet up with someone, but they never show up :$ Plus Confucius would give you a little wisdom, instead of ignorance. :)

    • 3

      arcticking

      10 years ago

      Ok so you say Jesus isn't real but someone that there's less proof and is supposed to be born around 500 years before Jesus is real, you're full of shit just letting you know

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      Fus-Ro-Dah

      9 years ago

      I...Have no idea what you just said...and you said it eight months ago...

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    Draco

    6 years ago

    CONFUCIUS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

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      Draco

      6 years ago

      Confucius is cunfused. Con Fucuis get it?

  • 2

    SSGSS_Saiyan

    6 years ago

    I'm an atheist so I don't believe in Jesus

    • 1

      a fox.

      6 years ago

      Jesus existed, and atheists are supposed to believe that. They're supposed to believe that he was not the messiah and that there was no messiah. I'm a Christian though.

    • 0

      SlothLuck

      6 years ago

      prove please or go to your mama

    • 0

      Rhys

      4 years ago

      @a fox. actually atheists do not OR LACK BELIEF in a god or gods. yall seem to forget that little bit of detail. now i understand what you christians think being all religious and shit, but you dont go bullshitting what atheists are supposed and not supposed to believe in. if yall christians want answers if jesus was the messiah or some shit then why dont he come back and tell you?

  • 2

    Jackie

    8 years ago

    I love Jesus

  • 2

    BMArider

    8 years ago

    Jesus was a real person, it's literaly in history, he was in the roman age

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    booksaholic

    9 years ago

    I'd like to say that if there are really going to be religious beliefs fought over that none of you actually believe in the said religion because in both they say to love one another and to treat and do into others as you would like done unto you and I am not seeing this. Also, Christians, in very disappointed in you

  • 2

    Bennett Herlihy

    9 years ago

    ITT: JESUS WAS A LOVING PERSON JUST LIKE ME SO FUCK YOU

  • 2

    GriffinStallion

    9 years ago

    What I would like is for these militant athiests to grow up. I grew up as an atheist but I am now agnostic as I realised that 1. I agree with most of the stuff in the new testament, second, I realised that the athiests are almost as obnoxious as bronies (I also used to be a fan of MLP). Lastly I realised that it is impossible to tell if there is a god or not.

  • 2

    Cassmonsta

    10 years ago

    Okay. All the people saying that athiests are 'blinded by their stupidity and need to see the light' or that we 'are not enlightened to what is in our hearts, not our eyes' nobody gives a fuck. I respect your religion, despite the fact i dont agree with it. Please respect my lack of a religion. As your OWN BOOK says, live and let live.

    • 0

      Stikfig?

      2 years ago

      Wise words. Some people can just be annoying with their beliefs.

  • 2

    Mschoodie

    10 years ago

    Jesus.

  • 2

    Gino Deleo

    10 years ago

    I love how people actually wonder who Confucius is.

  • 2

    Loki Laufeypoop

    10 years ago

    Confucious seems like a much more deeper person.

  • 2

    Fedos

    10 years ago

    Always choose the guy with a good moral philosophy.

  • 2

    jack notman

    10 years ago

    be able to talk to someone who was truly great or to some one who's delusional mother said he was the son of god . . .

  • 2

    nicobellic1994

    11 years ago

    who is Confucius ?

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      Aleksander Mortensen

      10 years ago

      I don't know who he's either, but I'm not sure if Jesus ever existed... Wouldn't be so fun to go see him and find out he never existed... But I don't know if Confucius existed either, so.. yeah. How do I change my answer? lol...

    • 4

      ZeeK

      10 years ago

      Do you not read?

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      Quentin213

      10 years ago

      READ A BOOK DUMBASS!!

    • 3

      Trevor J Tateyama

      10 years ago

      read the preceding comment before commenting, DUMBASS

    • 0

      Seanctk10001

      9 years ago

      You are on a devide that has the capability to look this up. *Facepalm*

    • 1

      Iker Yrigoyen

      9 years ago

      You must be some kind of stupid

    • 0

      Rapunzel

      8 years ago

      Wouldn't doing a quick Google search or going to Wikipedia be a lot more effective than asking random people here?

    • 0

      Stikfig?

      2 years ago

      It has been years, so I don't think you can hear me, but Confucius was a philosopher from China, born in the year 551 BC. His lessons were mainly focused on morality, relationships between certain groups of people (five of which are mainly known today as parent and child, friendship, love between lovers, sibling relationships, and the relation between a ruler and their subjects), and eventually, a philosophy, creatively known as Confucianism, was created based on his teaching.

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