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chelybelly6
girls can cover it with their hair. boys can fix the nose hair problem with a mustache. kinda
Alvis
Why can't a guy cover it with their hair? As it happens I have long hair and a mustache.
rarity the unicorn
HATS!!!!
Kaan
you are right about the beard thing i guess
Alpha
What if they have short hair, like a pixie cut? What if the dude has long hair? Gender doesn't mean anything
Boredbuttercup:)
I have long hair and like hats ... Win!
Laura McCafferty
Movember! :-)
catsniper
i have when i click the wrong thing on accident i guess ill have long hair
Jacob Dittmer
Mustaches are sexy. Turn the nose hair into a mustache!
Evalgra
Guys, we can sport epic, epic mustaches!
Kikikikoboy
Im a man and i have long hair... stereo types *sigh*
Temmie
i'm a girl with short hair so that's a problem. but I feel like I well-maintain my body hair enough to get rid of a few ear hairs.
Colden
If you are Michael Jackson you have to choose uncontrollable ear hair
Owen
chelybelly you dont have to be a girl to have long hair
poppinhoppin212
I would want to be able to breathe
XxKawaiiKittenxX
yea we girls can just cover it with our long hair :3 though its hard if your one of those girl who has like really short hair, but also if your a boy, you could also cover ear hair if your one of those guys who has long hair.
B8CKFLIP
talkin like a beast bruh
DongusDangus
As can boys with long hair, such as myself -_-
BaBooTube
That is sexist. Boys can have long hair too.
alinakinz
Wrong one guys.. wrong one.. Fuck mouses
Amelietheduck
once apon a time there was a beutiful princess named rapenzul and a whole load of hot men wanted to save her and get her out of the tower then one man climbs her hair then realizes its nose hair the end
SpartanPlayz
I Have A Fro
Hargenflargen
I agree
Shannon
How does nose hair turn into a mustache? I believe the mustache would lay right below the nose, while nose hair lives within the nose.
zombie lady
so true
I'll follow the sun
You can braid it or tie it into a bow or pretend it's a mustache.
Holly
people with long hair. not all girls have long hair and not all boys have short hair
GamingFanatic88
I mean yeah, but it's still kinda obvious, plus there's a thing called HATS AND BEANIES
danTRM
I CHOSE NOTHING
BruhTheStatment
FUCK YEAH I CAN MAKE A MUSTACHE OUT OF THAT HAIR!
redskinsfan64
dude.. i have short hair who do u think u r
quiono moodie
i have long hair that goes to my butt
leo
ye but the nose hair could hide in a moustache
Touko
Wear any headphones or earphones
jayjay
i dont want a moustasch though!
peppa?
So women can’t have short hair now
p01arb33r
real men grow out their hair.
cerpintaxt
no, they don't.
weirdo
Yes they do.
HgolfG
Real men have a mans haircut, not a woman's
Equinox
Real men have balls
killswitch423
Real men don't care what kind of hair other men have...
wartpig
killswitch wins
Усамљени Вук
explain skinheads then.
GummyBearLove
no they don't,i'm from a house of 5 boys
Temmie
i'm a girl with short hair so this all means nothing to me
Asti02
no one said about plucking them the desc. only says about trimming
Jen Cortes
also says you can't alter it
Draco
Nose hair, I could be Bobobobobobobo :D
Teddy Wachholz
Ear hair - grow out your regular hair, blend that shit in.
Evalgra
As proven by your profile photo.
atfinals
Grow my hair out. Nobody in my family can grow a mustache glorious enough to cover up crazy nose hair.
Jaytona
FUCK YOU NIGGER
ಠ_ಠ
dude wtf, you racist piece of shit
FoxCalledSorrow
Get back to 4chan where you belong
EpicOwnage
Fag.
cakeislife
are you Donald trump's kid or something?
PanGuy0927
What?
Mr C Hutty
My hair covers my ears mostly where it would look natural
KilltheHobos
Nose hair is just a tiny bit more disgusting.
nashcali22
Ear hair can more easily be disguised as hair off your head, especially for girls. With nose hair people are like, " dude theres a bush on your face"
suryamp
But you can disguise nose hair as a mustache too. So it boils down to preference. BTW, you can't go bald near the nose region, so if you're 60 and choose ear hair, everyone will see it. But with the nose hair, it'll still stay disguised.
lucky
Nash cali gender doesnt matter I seen men with long hair and women with short hair and I even seen one bold
ChaosPowerCP
I can blend the ear hair with my regular hair.
Robotmuffins
no one can see my ears anyway
Mr C Hutty
My hair covers my ears mostly where it would look natural
SPeNCeYBoii
I pick Ear hair only because most of your body heat is lost out of your ears! with ear hair, i can keep my ears warm! :D
jackal
you can almost hide ear hair.
Jose Sando
Bobobo-Bobo bobo
BananasGoMoo
I can be Bobobo
Felix Laplante
I have long hair so I can just cover my hair over my ears
Reed
My hair covers my ears. woo!
Xx_BigBoy_xX
WOW JUST WOW DUDE REALLY WTF DUDE YOU WOULD HAVE TO POKE YOUR EAR EVERY TEN SECONDS DUDE THE PROBLEM IS EARWAX EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
festus
420 blaze it lawl even tho its 421 sorry you missed it blunts already gone *shoulder shrug emoji*
Harry
Wear a wig if you have short hair and make the hair blend in with ear hair
A Leafeon
ear hair i would have furry ears like a fox no im not a furry
o
Yes you're right
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Emma
It said YOU cannot trim or cut so I'm going to have someone else trim it, for money of corse.
carno gamer
hats
Chungus
I will become bobobo
Bri
I would cover it with my hair. Or I could make a fashion statement and wear earmuffs all the time.
bjorn
With a huge hairstyle u could cover it up
Darren
We can always breath with our moth
Phusionn
Just get long hair.
Yepsen
I have some pretty long hair so...
Mr C Hutty
My hair covers my ears mostly where it would look natural
JackRobbiter
Uncontrollable nose hair? If it was able to be controlled, i'd be Bobobo.
jasmg7
Well i can cover the ear hair with my own long regular hair,also I'm a girl so...... LOOPHOLE FOR ME!!!!!! =D
chocoholic0496
I have long hair, so I could just cover my ears, and nobody would notice them. :P
katimonkey13
I have long blonde hair so it wont matter
FunnyFun
OMG
adriana
si te quitas los pelos de los oidos duele mucho menos que los de la nariz, lo se por experiencia
Aiden
i can wear ear muffs
Daisy Egbaran
No one may notice because girls have long hair
Original_Sa7
You can grow you're hair to cover the ear hair
allah
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jacob
duse braiding count as alter
Passthecheesemam
No one stares at your ears, they are on the SIDES of you head. If people are staring at your ears, they are insane and creepy.
jayjay
i pick my nose soo yeah! .0.
zaine
all ya gotta do is yeet urself off a cliff pronlem solved
cool_bro
if you have more ear hair than you would be able to hear way bettter.
Humanoid Pigeon
pluck
Chimchar Chris
Nose hair is what prevents you from getting sick to air pollution and stuff. More nose hair, more safety!