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Your criminal record wouldn't be affected. Think of it like a social vs. alone question.

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  • 1172

    JForrestQ

    7 years ago

    Getting in touch with nature is beautiful. Getting in touch with Bubba the Butt Blaster is horrible.

    • 94

      Will

      5 years ago

      hahahahahahahaha

    • 93

      Roflshalbowco

      4 years ago

      Yes, but in jail you'd get food

    • 108

      jg118809

      4 years ago

      all you do is hunt to get food

    • 39

      Dovahsteve

      4 years ago

      MY SIDES!

    • 22

      cronejello

      4 years ago

      I once knew that man...

    • 36

      Tiago Saramago

      4 years ago

      ha buba the butt blaster xd

    • 77

      Reconzile

      4 years ago

      Well here in Norway our jails are like Hotel rooms

    • 13

      apocalypseArisen

      4 years ago

      thank you for being an amazing person

    • 11

      Mattia Falchini

      4 years ago

      @JForrestQ you made me laugh my ass off

    • 8

      Ben Fistere

      4 years ago

      This is on Reddit!

    • 3

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      oh god

    • 10

      T.P.N

      4 years ago

      im crying XD

    • 5

      Shelleypoo

      4 years ago

      i saw your comment on lolpics

    • 11

      Omnipotent

      4 years ago

      While I understand the wilderness and nature aspect, I don't think i'd be able to survive without going crazy from lack of companionship.

    • 4

      RoBoTZ

      4 years ago

      HHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I LAUGHED SO HARD MADE MY DAY NO MONTH NO YEAR OH GOD

    • 9

      best username ever

      4 years ago

      Bubba the butt blaster XD

    • 10

      Zoetta Day

      4 years ago

      Well, I'm a girl, so...

    • 1

      Soleyman Anwari

      4 years ago

      hahahahahahhahahah

    • 2

      nothjarnan

      4 years ago

      this one actually got on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=374974642603963&set=a.197122227055873.31336.196629397105156&type=1&theater;

    • 2

      President PineTree

      4 years ago

      amazing

    • 4

      Bri Scali

      4 years ago

      Your comment ended up on face book

    • 4

      Sebastian Hilden Madsen

      4 years ago

      Oh my god.... Why doesn't that comment have more agree's?

    • 0

      Bryce Anthony

      4 years ago

      Lol

    • 5

      bvee23

      4 years ago

      I know saints who chose this.

    • 2

      Nick3.141592

      4 years ago

      You just influenced my decision.

    • 5

      toxicpug

      4 years ago

      I JUST DIED

    • 1

      PaperlessPaper

      3 years ago

      @JForrestQ, Oh, Jeez...

    • 2

      Daffy

      3 years ago

      What about food and resources?

    • 0

      legoperson57

      3 years ago

      You tricked me internet

    • 9

      Anthony Floyd

      3 years ago

      Zoetta Day, you do realize that shit goes down in female prisons too, right? You'll be eating out Bertha the Bloody Butch every day. Hope you like period blood.

    • 2

      Avery O'Halloran

      3 years ago

      All of my arguments are invalid.

    • 4

      Kill ALL the flies

      3 years ago

      All they feed you in prison is meat ;)

    • 3

      Jarebare555

      3 years ago

      @Zoetta Day Then for you it'd be Vanessa the vagina eviscerator.

    • 5

      Cody Dudash

      3 years ago

      Yeah, gonna live it up My side of the mountain style.

    • 2

      Utah G

      2 years ago

      move to norway

    • 4

      Somerandomwizard

      2 years ago

      I'll join a pack of wolves, and by the time people find me, I'll be the leader of the pack

    • 6

      Evalgra

      2 years ago

      Bubba the Butt Blaster holy shit that made my week

    • 5

      OmegaX

      2 years ago

      who says i can't order my food online and have it air dropped? :D

    • 2

      Michael J. A.

      1 year ago

      NATURE YEAHHH

    • 1

      TheGamer

      1 year ago

      NATURE :D xD

    • 3

      650bugers

      1 year ago

      how u fuckin' gonna fuckin' make fuckin' videos?!?!?!?!?!

    • 2

      650bugers

      1 year ago

      @OmegaX you fuckin' dont have fuckin' internet fuckin' idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      sackbot2011

      1 year ago

      LOL!

    • 1

      Star

      1 year ago

      I can't stop laughing omg

    • 0

      RealCrudeDude

      1 year ago

      Why is it always bubba?

    • 0

      Flandrew

      1 year ago

      GOOD LORD

    • 2

      Gaster

      1 year ago

      Three words. Suprise butt sex

    • 0

      ExtraStoopid

      1 year ago

      u also9 get to strek without no one noticing you

    • 2

      Hecarim

      1 year ago

      Ill be training my thu'um with Tiber Septim

    • 0

      Scootastic XD

      1 year ago

      I take that back. THEY DIDN"T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A CABIN WITH WIFI. xD

    • 1

      Keith

      1 year ago

      I couldn't read this properly for laughing... Best comment of the year so far XD

    • 0

      Matt Halverson

      1 year ago

      i cant breathe

    • 0

      Matt Halverson

      1 year ago

      IM GETTING ABS

    • 1

      Ken Amagna

      1 year ago

      umm guys, remember, Mountains has altitude, which means its freezing... You guys can die of frostbite there.... you know?

    • 0

      Wheatley33

      1 year ago

      LMFAO

    • 1

      DaviDahora

      1 year ago

      I do not want to take all day.

    • 0

      jordan

      1 year ago

      lol

    • 0

      Zom-zom The Furry

      1 year ago

      Does skype count? Also, Ken you'd probably die of hypothermia before dying of frostbite.

    • 1

      pootis

      1 year ago

      one word. fhinnish prisons....

    • 1

      R-Dizzle

      1 year ago

      Im immortal

    • 1

      Kalin V

      1 year ago

      but what if the mountains are freezing cold

    • 0

      Austin

      1 year ago

      what if jail with six flags in it, BOY

    • 1

      derpface

      1 year ago

      hey JForrestQ, I'm gay so Bubba the butt Blaster is not that y'know homie ;-P

    • 0

      Christofer

      1 year ago

      lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol

    • 0

      Anuj

      1 year ago

      you'd die or go insane living in isolation.. try it .. dont talk to anyone for even 10 days .. EVEN ONLINE ...

    • 0

      Isabelle

      1 year ago

      the question doesn't say you wont have proper food or no internet or no wifi or no electronics

    • 0

      Ziameir

      1 year ago

      That's so funny hahahahahahahaha....oh my insides

    • 1

      Dem_Chickens

      1 year ago

      LOL

    • 1

      Bluufones

      1 year ago

      LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i pissed me self laughing ;-;

    • 1

      [Unknown Person]

      1 year ago

      RIP

    • 0

      Littlebigdecision50

      1 year ago

      so dropping the soap? XD

    • 0

      TheSkyrimLord169

      1 year ago

      YES SO TRUE

    • 0

      jace

      1 year ago

      gotta love dat nature do

    • 0

      The Delta Snivy

      1 year ago

      I clicked this one by acctident, i wanted mountain

    • 0

      Sky Porter

      1 year ago

      Jail not Prison.

    • 0

      JSR360

      1 year ago

      OMG I'm crying! =D

    • 1

      thatcoolkid787

      1 year ago

      you get free food and a room and you're around people

    • 0

      acoustic_dragon

      1 year ago

      Lol

    • 0

      jack

      11 months ago

      lol

    • 0

      Hugh Jass

      11 months ago

      Yellowstone park anyone? Well I'll just enjoy the views and the exciting sports like kayaking

    • 0

      Hugh Jass

      11 months ago

      Las Vegas Jailhouse XD

    • 0

      Donald Trump

      11 months ago

      @JForrestQ HOLY S*** I CAN'T BREATH XD

    • 1

      Bluefoxx250

      10 months ago

      WHO SAID I WOULD BE IN THE WORST HIGH TECH SECURITY PRISON? im just gonna be chillaxin by dat nice hot tub in the nicest prison ever with EXELLENT wifi nice comfy BEDS a tv some outlets for my phone nice yummy hot food AND PANCAKES its gonna be wonderful while your just sitting in the mountains Freezing to death in COMEPLETE ISOLATION getting eaten by the bears sprayed by skunks no food no water no nothing :)

    • 0

      cheshire

      10 months ago

      Now wait a minute, who said I would be in a stinky old log cabin? I could be in a mansion built into the side of the mountain, tapping into the himalayan hot springs, ginormous fluffy feather beds with down pillows and fur blankets, getting great wifi reception from the satellites, geothermal energy for heat and electricity, with drones delivering my every meal. SUCK IT BITCHES ;P

    • 0

      Piebro234

      9 months ago

      True, I never thought about that. It dosen't say live off the land

    • 1

      Seven Pikmin

      9 months ago

      Okay, so live in jail for a year, or be COMPLETELY ISOLATED IN MOUNTAINS FOR A YEAR. YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIVE. Not a national park either; IT'S ISOLATION. At least, that's how I'd interpret having to LIVE IN COMPLETE ISOLATION IN FREEZING, HARD TO SURVIVE IN, MOUNTAINS. My opinion, though. Don't wanna offend anyone. ... I overreacted, didn't I?

    • 0

      Kupperz

      8 months ago

      Jails have good food

    • 0

      Esther

      8 months ago

      XDD

    • 1

      John Rambo

      8 months ago

      1066 agree's? #Hastingsmuch?

    • 1

      edin

      8 months ago

      i meant to choose red!

    • 1

      jaspagames

      7 months ago

      FINALLY SOME BUKKING PEACE AND QUIET

    • 0

      amin99

      6 months ago

      looooooooooooooool

    • 0

      JayKayJohnson2.105

      4 months ago

      Yeah XD

    • 0

      jason

      4 months ago

      skyrim

    • 0

      Ally Irish

      4 months ago

      BUT FREE FOOD!!!

    • 1

      SirPoseidon

      2 months ago

      GREEN ARROW

    • 1

      Alexa

      2 months ago

      No raping for me

    • 0

      Alexa

      2 months ago

      All aboard the fatty fatty introvert train. With widely spaced seats and plenty of personal space! Buy yer ticket now!

    • 0

      HarveyBB

      1 week ago

      you made me laugh so much xD

    • 0

      Butter_On_Toast;)

      3 days ago

      I'll go nuts from the isolation

  • 62

    Rocks

    7 years ago

    Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked.

    • 16

      Isaac Willcox

      4 years ago

      but you chose Isolation..

    • 23

      Silenzioso

      4 years ago

      Yes Isaac, because he said "Shank or be shanked."

    • 16

      DM Suja

      4 years ago

      So, don't drop the soap

    • 7

      Blooregard Q Kazoo

      4 years ago

      Did no one get the futurama reference??

    • 4

      Matthew Kenny

      4 years ago

      Nice Scruffy the Janitor comment.

    • 11

      Tomehash

      3 years ago

      Try hard not to drop the soap

    • 1

      Matthew Wulff

      3 years ago

      @tomehash was that a fucking pun

    • 3

      unicorn

      3 years ago

      Sure u could make sangria but I don't want to be anally raped thank u very much

    • 4

      Alan A Gontes

      3 years ago

      Jails not so bad. Just watch out for raining dildos

    • 8

      David Le

      2 years ago

      It never said you had to be a prisoner !

    • 5

      Annoying Dog

      1 year ago

      Down here, it's SHANK or BE SHANKED.

    • 3

      Bitty2004

      1 year ago

      At least u get food...

    • 0

      one ton

      1 year ago

      I'm more worried about the sharpened tooth brushes and my ability to hold onto soap.

    • 2

      xMettaton

      1 year ago

      MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES

    • 1

      xMettaton

      1 year ago

      MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES

    • 1

      xMettaton

      1 year ago

      MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES

    • 0

      Cyberknigt

      1 year ago

      Well... who says that you get into the violent cell block? You could be hangkng out with the guards all the time and have a private bedroom and/or restroom woth guards on

    • 2

      lol

      10 months ago

      You will go mad in isolation in under 1 month so I'd rather not loose my mind and take my chances in a cell

    • 1

      cheshire

      10 months ago

      IN THIS WORLD IT"S SHANK OR BE SHANKED!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE PASS UP AN OPPURTUNITY LIKE THIS!! DIE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    • 0

      ionlychoosered

      6 months ago

      Literally just watched that episode on Netflix 3 minutes ago

  • 35

    overtherainbow

    6 years ago

    Guys, jail. Not prison. Like county jail? Ya know? Not so bad, plus whatever you did to get there you would be with people equally as bad as you. No serial killers and shit. Maybe just someone who stole stuff... I could personally not be in isolation. I would go mental. Plus in jail, if you are a decent human being, I think they let you go out and walk and stuff as long as theres someone with you... so... not bad.

    • 17

      Jet Simon

      5 years ago

      I'm pretty sure that by jail they meant prison.

    • 8

      Charlie Walker

      5 years ago

      Actually there is a maximum amount of time they can hold someone so they obviously meant prison, and no they dont let you walk around in jail, there are no visitations and you get a crappy bed, worse than prisons beds.

    • 7

      Erin Kilgore

      4 years ago

      I'd rather be somewhere where I can feel comfortably alone without being behind bars and dealing with inmates.

    • 2

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      Jails are termed prison. Prisons are termed jail.

    • 8

      Alvo Razzi

      4 years ago

      No, jail and prison are different and for the sake of answering to the tee, I would take everything literally. Still I would love to be able to fend for myself in nature. Think of all the experience in survival plus the toughening of your physical and mental state. You'd be stronger as a person as apposed to weaker within a confined shell.

    • 0

      August

      1 year ago

      k den

    • 0

      Callum

      1 year ago

      o my days finally the mountains are fun but being stuck there is shit u have limited food but in jail u get food shelter and u get to go to the gym and all that shit

    • 0

      cheshire

      10 months ago

      Now what do you have against serial killers huh? *all the creepypastas and their entire fandom lines up behind me and begins shouting at yall 4 being so offensive*

  • 29

    cheesit

    7 years ago

    This was a hard choice because... in the mountains you might have beautiful views and freedom, but you'd also have to fend for yourself. Also, there's a risk of being eaten by bears. In jail, you'd have regular meals and friends. But, as Rocks said, you could be shanked... So, I guess I'd rather risk being eaten by a bear.

    • 31

      SilasDG

      4 years ago

      In jail bears would still be after you

    • 3

      Bri Scali

      4 years ago

      Bears are still after you in jail though

    • 2

      Insert name here...

      3 years ago

      Never said you don't have a beautiful mansion up in the mountains did it?

    • 1

      arvohs

      3 years ago

      You have a more likely chance of being killed in jail

    • 1

      Bruh Bruh

      2 years ago

      I already live in the mountains

    • 4

      Tiger Peng

      1 year ago

      You have no idea what complete isolation does to you. I watched 3 documentaries on it and it makes you mad af.

    • 2

      cheshire

      10 months ago

      Now wait a minute, who said I would be in a stinky old log cabin? I could be in a mansion built into the side of the mountain, tapping into the himalayan hot springs, ginormous fluffy feather beds with down pillows and fur blankets, getting great wifi reception from the satellites, geothermal energy for heat and electricity, with drones delivering my every meal. SUCK IT BITCHES ;P

    • 0

      DietCyanide

      9 months ago

      But there could be another castaway...

  • 19

    TooDPD

    4 years ago

    I'm from Norway. So a year in jail would be like a year in a 5 starred hotel

  • 17

    Autarctic

    7 years ago

    haha this is the easiest choice on this sight for me thus far. I want to be alone in the mountains for an extended amount of time already.

    • 1

      August

      1 year ago

      The easist in all of these is Would you rather let the goverment experiment on you or not.

    • 0

      cheshire

      10 months ago

      Eyeless jack:so yes? lol

  • 16

    Jökull Breki Arnarson

    4 years ago

    The jails in Iceland are actually very nice, and there is no report of a rape in an Icelandic jail so far. I win.

  • 15

    Envylol

    7 years ago

    Mountains = Bear rape vs. Jail = Butt Rape.

  • 13

    Theoddone

    4 years ago

    guys? jail aint that bad. just dont drop ur soap

    • 0

      fr0st

      4 years ago

      Theoddone saying jail? You belong in the mountains so you can jungle

    • 1

      Carra_Luzi

      5 months ago

      YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING YOU WANT IN THE MOUNTAINS!!!!!!!!!! IN THE JAIL YOU ARE AS A SLAVE

  • 12

    Seth T

    4 years ago

    I feel as though my rectum would survive in the mountains.

  • 11

    sangwach

    5 years ago

    lol @ people who would rather be in jail. the question might as well be, " would you rather grow a pair and live of the land for a year gaining skills and wisdom from a life changing expeirience. or sit on your ass, wach tv, lift some weights, eat shitty food that was prepared for your lazy ass, and hang out around a bunch of smelly ass annoying people who all hate eachother for a year.

  • 9

    Ryan Smee

    4 years ago

    I like being alone

    • 2

      ZettaToad

      3 years ago

      All aboard the introvert train! Actually, scratch that. I need personal space.

    • 1

      Alexa

      2 months ago

      Introvert train = 100 meters long, 10 meters wide. 10 seats either side separated by 10 meters. Done!

  • 9

    Squiggy

    6 years ago

    Honestly who picked jail?

  • 8

    Coon

    5 years ago

    First of all, it never said you had to have committed a crime. If you are scared of shankings in prison, you can be isolated from the rest of the inmates if the authority feel you are actually in danger. This fact makes this question very stupid, considering you can end up in isolation for both these choices but you get food, water, shelter and NOT a complete isolation for one of them. Also, you don't "discover" yourself while in the mountains, you're in a very stressful situation where you are thinking of survival. You can twist an ankle and go days without food. You may be stranded on a mountain where there is very little source of water. Or you may simply lack the survival skills to construct a shelter and acquire food. *My initial vote went to the mountains but then i read criminal records are unaffected.

    • 0

      Samarc

      4 years ago

      Didn't say there wouldn't be a luxury resort with a years worth of delicious food and drink, internet, etc.

    • 0

      Bob Bob

      1 year ago

      +Sarmarc and the prison could be a luxury resort as well, only you can't leave and have nice friends to spend time with

    • 0

      cheshire

      10 months ago

      Now wait a minute, who said I would be in a stinky old log cabin? I could be in a mansion built into the side of the mountain, tapping into the himalayan hot springs, ginormous fluffy feather beds with down pillows and fur blankets, getting great wifi reception from the satellites, geothermal energy for heat and electricity, with drones delivering my every meal. SUCK IT BITCHES ;P

  • 7

    Robert Chu

    4 years ago

    Finding spiritual awarness is better then butt rape

  • 7

    wavymouth

    5 years ago

    i would live at the highest altitude anyone ever could without supplemental oxygen and break a lack of o2 record! and without supervision i act how i want and no one says i'm crazy!

  • 6

    firehawk2324

    5 years ago

    Living in isolation in the mountains would give you the time to discover yourself and figure out what kind of person you want to be in life. Living in jail for a year would pretty much seal the deal on how people view you, plus there would be a reason you are in jail, and that would stay on your permanent record.

  • 1

    HarveyBB

    1 week ago

    "bring what you need to the mountains and don't get raped by an old murderer or get raped by an old murderer" thats the question pretty much

  • 5

    namnog

    5 years ago

    jail does not sound that bad, + you probs have a better chance living in jail then the mountains

    • 0

      cheshire

      10 months ago

      Now wait a minute, who said I would be in a stinky old log cabin? I could be in a mansion built into the side of the mountain, tapping into the himalayan hot springs, ginormous fluffy feather beds with down pillows and fur blankets, getting great wifi reception from the satellites, geothermal energy for heat and electricity, with drones delivering my every meal. SUCK IT BITCHES ;P

    • 1

      Otti

      6 months ago

      Please have sex with me

  • 1

    Shintaro

    2 weeks ago

    Nature Motherfuckers!

  • 2

    Alexa

    2 months ago

    FUCK BUBBA THE BUTT BLASTER

  • 2

    Jamaine

    3 months ago

    As long as I have games, food, and indoor plumbing when I'm living in isolation I would prefer this

  • 4

    Thiago Cedervall

    3 years ago

    Jail is nice in Sweden.

  • 2

    stockgme

    3 months ago

    i choose the mountain because it like a pause and i can talk to myself and choose the good way

  • 4

    Lydia Jaye

    5 years ago

    I hate people so duh!!!

  • 2

    I am Bored

    3 months ago

    Fuck People :)

  • 4

    Wise Octopus

    5 years ago

    More interesting stories to tell.

  • 4

    iloveglobes

    5 years ago

    I've got a lot of meth heads in my area, definitely don't want to hang with those people for a year. I have always wanted to live in the mountains and live a simplistic life.

  • 3

    Anna

    1 year ago

    My dreams come true!

  • 3

    DerpWolfGaming

    1 year ago

    Dude if I had the chance to get away from all civilization I would take it in a heartbeat. I'm not a people person, and I rather have nature as my friend. It might be lonely for others but I secluded my self from my parents for 3 years and I'm fine, I would like to do it again if they didn't check on me every hour of the day. I mean I'm only 15, let me live my own life!

  • 3

    Eitherwayman

    1 year ago

    If some kid can do it, I can, too!

  • 3

    Atalay Avcılar

    1 year ago

    fucking hell they both are gifts compared to my current life

  • 3

    Kalin Ngo

    5 years ago

    Can it be a prison in Sweden?

  • 3

    horsedickdotmpeg

    5 years ago

    I would go mad isolated.

  • 2

    MohammedAsh

    11 months ago

    DUDE THERE WILL NO FOOD ULL DIE WHILE UR LONELY

  • 0

    XO K1ll M3

    1 day ago

    Free Food Just dont drop the Soap

  • 0

    Mr. Mega15431

    2 days ago

    Ah crap. I chose wrong. I could just be a security officer.

  • 0

    Devin

    2 days ago

    I'll just be the warden

  • 2

    Jackster

    1 year ago

    Complete isolation I'm a Taurus id go fukin crazy

  • 2

    Vick02

    1 year ago

    Ahh, mountains, at least you get fresh air and home cooked food fresh from the woods! Prison, eugh.

  • 2

    Michael DAvanzo

    1 year ago

    I wouldn't mind living alone in the mountains honestly.

  • 2

    Ronnie Osborne

    1 year ago

    peace and quiet rather than have a criminal record

  • 0

    Memelord

    6 days ago

    I'd love having a second person in my mind!

  • 0

    An Egg

    6 days ago

    If it was complete isolation, anything would be legal.

  • 0

    Rachel

    1 week ago

    before i would do that i make sure i get wifi in the mountains :-)

  • 0

    ChopChop_BACON

    1 week ago

    at least I'm civilized

  • 2

    Z-Day Survivor

    3 years ago

    I wanna be in both....

  • 2

    Klebkuchen

    4 years ago

    I could get so much writing and drawing done while being there, not having to worry about anything. (Assuming there's food.)

  • 2

    stefan

    5 years ago

    i chose prison because here in sweden, the prisons are like hotels. lol.

  • 2

    Bob

    5 years ago

    Jail in sweden is like a freaking hotel

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