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79% Constantly have wrinkled clothes

21% Never have toothpaste

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No matter how long you ironed your clothes, they would be wrinkled. You could brush your teeth with nothing but water and a plain tooth brush. No mouthwash.

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  • 136

    Will

    7 years ago

    No-one cares if your clothes look a bit old. If your breath and teeth are bad then... well... Good luck finding friends. (And chewing gum all the time would be disgusting, tasteless and boring)

    • 22

      TSOPER

      6 years ago

      there are other ways to brush your teeth than just toothpaste, and i really dont care, id just choose both because i dont iron my clothes and dont brush my teeth.

    • 18

      BlvdBroken

      6 years ago

      i dont use toothpaste. i use a non-floride powder that you use to brush your teeth with. trolololololololo

    • 11

      Kazuya Mishima

      6 years ago

      I can brush with baking soda and salt, and eat breathmints

    • 11

      kill3rm0nk3y

      6 years ago

      who cares if your clothing are wrinkled I'd rather look like i got my clothes from a dump than have cavities and my teeth fall out and never be able to eat hard food again

    • 5

      Micah Philson

      5 years ago

      I really don't care about the shirts as I only ever wear T-shirts and cargo shorts anyway, which are typically wrinkled. I do, however, have several problems with my teeth EXCEPT cavities. I am the only one in my family without a cavity or filling, and would like to keep it that way. Besides, my toothpaste is non-fluoride, so I don't see what makes a powder better than it.

    • 2

      Oscar Subagya

      5 years ago

      @Kazuya Mishima "You could brush your teeth with nothing but water and a plain tooth brush." so no, you cant

    • 2

      Jacob Dittmer

      5 years ago

      Hey, did I leave on the iron? Nope, I don't have one.

    • 4

      Ntckchph

      4 years ago

      Wrinkled clothes have been into fasion in ancient rome.

    • 2

      PrinceKitty

      3 years ago

      good point

    • 1

      Ibrahammer

      3 years ago

      What about what are those

    • 1

      Yugo

      3 years ago

      Just use a Miswak instead, u don't need toothpaste and u're teeth stay cleaner and more healthier than what a normal toothbrush+toothpaste can do.

    • 0

      Kenneth

      3 years ago

      U can use whitening paste/strip too make ur teeth white and sugar-free gum for minty breath

    • 0

      TanMan

      3 years ago

      Yeah... and appaarantly its even a fashion trend!

    • 0

      Lonelyxo

      3 years ago

      There's something called teeth whitening and mouthwash.

    • 1

      xDERAHOLLAx

      3 years ago

      "Good luck finding friends" Also lasting relationships ;P

    • 1

      Joy

      3 years ago

      DAMMIT I CLICKED THE WRONG THING!!!

    • 1

      Ammolite

      3 years ago

      i don't give a shit about my clothes

    • 1

      Choice Breaker

      3 years ago

      WHO TF CARES ABOUT CLOTHS!!!

    • 0

      ThatOneGayKid

      3 years ago

      I just ate an entire box of lucky charms with no milk.... with my hands

    • 1

      Awesome_Gamer

      2 years ago

      Shoot. I misclicked

    • 1

      Awesome_Gamer

      2 years ago

      I meant the other one...

    • 1

      JustJay7

      2 years ago

      get someone else to brush your teeth, they probably own toothpaste, you don't have toothpaste though

    • 1

      ManO'Awesome

      8 months ago

      Albert Einstein always had wrinkled clothes........

    • 1

      Machan

      4 months ago

      Yall reds stupids it clearly says in description that you can only use water

    • 0

      grady

      4 months ago

      mouth wash and flossing biches

    • 0

      Ashley

      3 months ago

      didnt say anything about gum

  • 22

    Jerrell

    7 years ago

    I can mix hydrogen peroxide and baking soda to make a paste and brush it with that. That remedy will help whiten teeth. And use mouthwash for nice breath, since the hydrogen peroxide and baking soda has that salty/sourly taste.

    • 3

      Nic Feild

      7 years ago

      I've actually done that for about a month once. We were in a cabin in the Swiss alps about 200 miles away from any town and the road was completely blocked and we ran out of toothpaste so we just did that.

    • 10

      Epic Mao

      6 years ago

      "You could brush your teeth with nothing but water and a plain tooth brush".

    • 3

      ella

      6 years ago

      No mouthwash

    • 2

      chelsee

      6 years ago

      it says you can only brush your teeth with water and a tooth brush

    • 0

      Cccelpro

      3 years ago

      Lol

    • 1

      itsfoxx

      3 years ago

      actually hydrogen peroxide can damage the insides of your mouth

  • 17

    devonnnn

    7 years ago

    I guess I'd just chew gum all the time. I don't want wrinkly clothes. :c

    • 8

      Chase Simmons

      6 years ago

      I bet you haven't kissed many girls now have you. You're just like my brother lol

    • 4

      Nobuddy Noone JR.

      3 years ago

      you dont know how much PAIN it brings when you dont brush your teeth

    • 1

      HB

      3 years ago

      Ever heard of an iron

    • 2

      JustJay7

      2 years ago

      ^ Read the description. Also it says I don't have toothpaste and mouth wash and if i brush my teeth, it has to be only water. That's fine, i'll pay someone to buy toothpaste and pay them to brush my teeth for me

  • 7

    Justin Crump

    3 years ago

    My clothes are always wrinkled

  • 6

    asgth th

    6 years ago

    i don't give a shit about wrinkled clothes

  • 5

    NadraChu

    5 years ago

    My clothes are already wrinkled all the time. I never iron them... Im a lazy person.

  • 5

    abcpo55

    6 years ago

    My clothing is wrinkled half the time anyways lol

  • 5

    EruTheLoveAngel11

    7 years ago

    I really don't care about wrinkles on my clothes...

  • 4

    Mark Ayers

    7 years ago

    Wrinkly tshirts are sexy.

  • 3

    97ajf

    6 years ago

    I don't give a fuck but wrinkled clothes seem less bad.

  • 0

    Benji

    19 hours ago

    If your teeth were bad, you wouldn't be able to eat with all of those cavities in your mouth.

  • 0

    Benji

    19 hours ago

    If you have bad breath, well, good luck finding a girlfriend or any people that want to be around you.

  • 2

    TheKingWolf

    3 years ago

    I'll make wrinkles the next fashion.

  • 2

    mmmmmm_fooooood

    5 years ago

    There are other ways to clean your teeth...

  • 2

    Carlos Hernandez

    6 years ago

    What about mint gum or tic tacs...

  • 2

    Αλέξανδρος Δεμη

    6 years ago

    I can always take some toothpaste from my friend :P

  • 2

    Blarg!

    6 years ago

    Well, they already are so...

  • 2

    Beth Lenderyou

    7 years ago

    Chewing gum -_-

  • 2

    Virginia Mullins

    7 years ago

    I'd rather have all of my teeth and a messy wardrobe than be toothless with nice clothes.

  • 2

    Twix

    7 years ago

    like i give a fuck

  • 2

    Alxon Hawkes

    7 years ago

    I always have wrinkly clothes anyway...

  • 2

    Loopholefag

    7 years ago

    They never said how wrinkled they have to be.

  • 2

    devonnnn

    7 years ago

    I guess I'd just chew gum all the time. I don't want wrinkly clothes. :c

  • 0

    unsub__

    1 month ago

    u know u can use mints

  • 0

    draco

    1 month ago

    FLOSE

  • 1

    MyCheesySelf

    2 years ago

    I don't brush my teeth, and I don't fold my clothes.

  • 1

    jeffluigi

    3 years ago

    Jeff! Why are your clothes wrinkled!!?!?! Well at least I have toothpaste!!!

  • 1

    YaoiTomato

    3 years ago

    Hello coconut oil!

  • 1

    RatherW0TM8

    3 years ago

    Whitening strips...

  • 1

    Zephyr

    3 years ago

    My clothes are already wrinkly.

  • 1

    Dumbquestioner

    3 years ago

    I don't care much for mah clothes.

  • 1

    Camelia

    5 years ago

    you can chew gum

  • 1

    SuperPetro

    5 years ago

    Mouth wash and gum all day haha

  • 1

    Mikukitsune

    5 years ago

    I dont frigging iron anyway. Yay! Less work!

  • 1

    Nickolas Lac

    5 years ago

    "Would you rather have clothes with wrinkles, or go through a lot of pain and disgusting breath, eventually having to remove your teeth?"

  • 1

    Cisco.G

    6 years ago

    Listerine bitches!!!!

    • 1

      Shelby

      6 years ago

      It says you can only use water and a toothbrush...

  • 1

    Kevin

    6 years ago

    I'll use salt like the old days

  • 1

    Zuzanna

    7 years ago

    Wrinkly clothes can be stylish ;)

  • 1

    Sjabber

    7 years ago

    I almost never brush these rocks anyway.

  • 1

    Forrest Hicks

    7 years ago

    whats brushing your teeth?

  • 0

    deadbot42

    2 months ago

    seriously i mean i understand if you wash you cloths and puff your cloths doesn't have any wrinkles but remember you need to iron it and you girl wouldn't probably kiss you but great for you if you dont have any teeth i guess because you would get infections without toothpaste

  • 0

    YourMama

    2 months ago

    AH DANG i misclicked! I really don't care about my clothes but having no toothpaste is dangerous for your health. Is there any way to change your choice after you misclicked?

  • 0

    grady

    4 months ago

    never say acdomty it means toothpast in my languge bich mym red becase thats my life and i have friends ass hole you look poor old shirts wont fit you and be naked ha

  • 0

    EliTheDragon

    5 months ago

    if its either my appearance or my health then i can handle some wrinkled clothes

  • 0

    MyCotingaBird

    7 months ago

    I want to keep my teeth, thank you very much.

  • 0

    Bobbynotmyrealname

    7 months ago

    welp EASY wrinkled clothes who cares no one noticed most of the time or doesn't care

  • 0

    TLGOfficial

    9 months ago

    Who cares about looks? It's 2019

  • 0

    Girl Warrior X

    10 months ago

    Is wrinkled clothes a bad thing?

  • 0

    Jason Moore

    10 months ago

    does anyone realize how completely different these questions are this is like saying would you rather wear dirty socks all the time or uncontrollably laugh in the middle of serious conversations.

  • 0

    eXpOsE HiM

    11 months ago

    i use activated charcoal GiT ReKt m8

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