You were being very friendly to strangers in that bathroom.
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atfinals
What does the lazy eye have to do with anything?
DarklordTheo
Means you got hit reeeeeal hard on the side of your head
Nick
Lazy eye's get me REAL angry when i look at 'em.
Jammer
Haha... nah it means some dude paid you to let him give you a facial.
rarity the unicorn
lets just say explosion. eye. sticky.
Alpha
Probably means you got hit hard enough on your head, or some sort of injury like that. But hey, I don't mind a lazy eye and I like money. And I still have all my organs. So why not?
Mihnea Dumitrescu
Alpha..........unless you're a woman, that comment made you a man-whore, considering that the red option means you sucked on something for money and got some white juice in your eye....
Fabethetruth52
Fight club.....
dope_mullet
It means there is jizz in your eye lol
dope_mullet
It means there is jizz in your eye lol
Andrew
Lazy eye means you got jizz in your eye. But at least with that you don't loose any organs.
IceBath
I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.
IceBath
I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.
IceBath
I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.
Courtney Jackson
just wear an eyepatch and pretend you're the Governor.
Ash
Something
Evalgra
If I don't remember what happened, then okay.
Utah G
1st of all, hope for the best and that you merely lost your 3D model of a kidney. 2nd of all, I really don't want to know what I was doing in that bathroom.
BobbyMckidney3
At leasst ill have a kidney
FSK95
Basically... 1 kidney and ice vs. Sex with men/women who are single and sleep. great question.
Jan Paul
I think the lazy eye in the public bathroom is a reference to Saw, and that you have the key implemented in your eye (which someone will try to get out)
pkbond
I dunno xD
squidprobe20
at least i would still have everything atached to me
Bojak
They said it like a lazy eye is a bad thing I have one
Thomas1
What even is a lazy eye??? *searches yahoo!
Ben Cadet
It means you got poked in the eye with a boner
CreeperAssassin
SEX
gwl
OMG JUST OMMMMMMMGGGGGG
Alex
I like my organs!
IPlayThisInClass
But see m8 you got jizz in your eye and a human only really needs one kidney to live so we're fine :)
King
@IPlayThisInClass, humans also don't need, air condition, cars, city's, phones, alls we really need is a cave and fire. But those things are nice ar'nt they? Just like having two kidneyes is.
Bendakid
red=giggity
Kitkatlovesgaming34
Charlie the unicorn: aww they stole my kidney
Ben the insane shinx
having 1 kidney your urine won't be filtered as well as it does when you have both but you don't have to deal with a lot of people staring at you
Dat801
That was pretty easy (unless the singles aren’t hot, then DAMN U
Jamo that baller
It never says that you cant get the kidney replaced.
wrathseed
Deformed or missing a kidney? I'd take the kidney
Alex
sex and a wierd eye but nothing wrong with me or finding urself missing an organ and bleeding to death
Alex
one I lose years of my life, the other I can forget and move on and have a bit more money
Jordan
How do you loose years of your life
Shelia Horne
Jordan, one kidney has to work twice as hard, and has a chance of wearing out sooner. Also, if that kidney gives out, you are well-fucked.
Devo Ace Felsbourg
I've only got one kidney, and I'm perfectly fine. Been missing my kidney since I was two weeks old, and it hasn't complicated anything yet. Although, if I woke up missing that kidney, I'd be pretty well fucked, so red it is.
Ashlee Lalor
@devo since you lost that kidney at such a young age im sure your remaining kidney adapted well. losing it as an adult does make the other kidney work harder and perhaps fail...
nemofoot
No if that kidney gives out you get a kidney transplant simplez
TulsaLynn
I hope that meant single men
Vampn
I don't. Really.
Jucky192
Women?
DRAGONDXZ
It didn’t say, I’m goin w/ single women!
Mclovin
Locke only had one kidney... He turned out fine.
Cerulean
Do I look like Locke?
DRAGONDXZ
Who the Fuck’s Locke?!
Dori Lees
whats a lazy eye????
Rickson Goncalves
an eye that wont fully open, you open your eyes like normal but one eye will only open half way, and if you wake up after partying with a handfull of singles and a lazy eye it means some guy had sexy time all over your face
Brittany Conner
a lazy eye is when one eye doesn't move with the other at all or only partially.-_-
jazzhands
I'd pick Red if it meant I was guaranteed no STDs.
monypm
Whtaever knife they used to cut you up could be infected too.
babipangang
Must be pretty weird when you wake up and be like , Damn , someone stole my kidney
Tom Austin
Does that mean a lazy brown eye?
Juliette Sanderson
i only have 90% of one kidney so i cant afford to lose it lol. has to be red
itsthejizz
good thing i have two
Alex
ur second 1 would work twice its ment too and probs failz so enjoy that
Wouter de Maijer
The strangers are friendly :D
zrayz0123
Single money and you kinda hooked up with people
patrimac
A night of good partying or missing a kidney? hmmm hard to decide....
SteveKobbs
I'd personally rather not have a lazy eye. Besides then I can get stabbed on the side of my missing kidney with out getting stabbed in the kidney!
Crissy
I already have a lazy eye.
Quarth
Been there, done that.
DRAGONDXZ
It didn’t say which bathroom! U could b a guy in the ladies room and claim, u had a seazure and passed out then had trouble comin 2! Not 2 much of a lie 4 me, as I have a seazure disorder!
Valkyrie
I've already been real friendly to a stranger in a bathroom ;)
atillaPro
hi
BLABLABLA
Sooooooo.... Basically die or be ugly...
Hollindar
You can Live without 1 kindy
Alex
not 4 long tho
steven
fuck this i have a lazy eye
cricko
i would not want to wake up naked on the public bathroom floor
Onepunch75
hope its not the bathroom I'd normally be in
Graham
You have two of them for a reason! God was giving you a heads up for the future!
Daimyan Thorpe
Am i naked,Are they girls and,Are they naked?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?I NEED ANSWERS!!!!!
Nix Socius
At least my ORGAN ISN'T MISSING.
Natetheskate63
I really hate being gay and really, I would rather just being missing a kidney then getting jizz in my eye from who knows.
friendly dragon
This is from creepy pasta
lineny
what does that mean
legitxking
the kidney one is from family guy
Stacie Nelson
Money
Angie Marie
People are sluts.
TurtleHermit97
The lazy eye means you got jizzed in the face
lefty27
Lost a kidney in a bath full of ice? Sounds like charlie the unicorn to me
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Foxy Boxes
Doesn't say which gender bathroom
DRAGONDXZ
TRUE!
crazYh0rs3
can always fix the lay-Z eye! and you make $$!
Francis Lopata
Hot girls anyone?
DRAGONDXZ
OH YEA!
alexazilla
at least i got some money
Alec J Jimenez
I have two of them, so...
Pzerce Dardel Mendones
As long as the singles are women, I'm good.
DRAGONDXZ
SAME!
SidMathers
Doesn't mean I'm not in the girls bathroom
DRAGONDXZ
EXACTLY!
omarocks
Lmao the lazy eye
LordTetris
FREE MONEY or people?
michael
kidney transplants
polynomials
At least you had a good night.
Idunno
Yeah, all those blue voters who said a lazy eye means there's jizz on it. People may experience: Visual: blurred vision or double vision Also common: eye misalignment These are the symptoms, and I don't care if the description says "You were being very friendly to strangers in that bathroom." because just no.
AlienBenny
What's a handful of singles?