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36% Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney

64% Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye

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Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney
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Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye

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You were being very friendly to strangers in that bathroom.

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344 comments

  • 201

    atfinals

    6 years ago

    What does the lazy eye have to do with anything?

    • 41

      DarklordTheo

      5 years ago

      Means you got hit reeeeeal hard on the side of your head

    • 18

      Nick

      5 years ago

      Lazy eye's get me REAL angry when i look at 'em.

    • 42

      Jammer

      4 years ago

      Haha... nah it means some dude paid you to let him give you a facial.

    • 26

      rarity the unicorn

      4 years ago

      lets just say explosion. eye. sticky.

    • 22

      Alpha

      3 years ago

      Probably means you got hit hard enough on your head, or some sort of injury like that. But hey, I don't mind a lazy eye and I like money. And I still have all my organs. So why not?

    • 11

      Mihnea Dumitrescu

      3 years ago

      Alpha..........unless you're a woman, that comment made you a man-whore, considering that the red option means you sucked on something for money and got some white juice in your eye....

    • 5

      Fabethetruth52

      3 years ago

      Fight club.....

    • 3

      dope_mullet

      3 years ago

      It means there is jizz in your eye lol

    • 2

      dope_mullet

      3 years ago

      It means there is jizz in your eye lol

    • 4

      Andrew

      3 years ago

      Lazy eye means you got jizz in your eye. But at least with that you don't loose any organs.

    • 2

      IceBath

      3 years ago

      I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.

    • 1

      IceBath

      3 years ago

      I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.

    • 1

      IceBath

      3 years ago

      I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.

    • 6

      Courtney Jackson

      3 years ago

      just wear an eyepatch and pretend you're the Governor.

    • 0

      Ash

      2 years ago

      Something

    • 1

      Evalgra

      2 years ago

      If I don't remember what happened, then okay.

    • 1

      Utah G

      2 years ago

      1st of all, hope for the best and that you merely lost your 3D model of a kidney. 2nd of all, I really don't want to know what I was doing in that bathroom.

    • 0

      BobbyMckidney3

      1 year ago

      At leasst ill have a kidney

    • 1

      FSK95

      1 year ago

      Basically... 1 kidney and ice vs. Sex with men/women who are single and sleep. great question.

    • 1

      Jan Paul

      1 year ago

      I think the lazy eye in the public bathroom is a reference to Saw, and that you have the key implemented in your eye (which someone will try to get out)

    • 1

      pkbond

      1 year ago

      I dunno xD

    • 0

      squidprobe20

      1 year ago

      at least i would still have everything atached to me

    • 0

      Bojak

      1 year ago

      They said it like a lazy eye is a bad thing I have one

    • 0

      Thomas1

      1 year ago

      What even is a lazy eye??? *searches yahoo!

    • 0

      Ben Cadet

      1 year ago

      It means you got poked in the eye with a boner

    • 0

      CreeperAssassin

      1 year ago

      SEX

    • 0

      gwl

      1 year ago

      OMG JUST OMMMMMMMGGGGGG

    • 0

      Alex

      1 year ago

      I like my organs!

    • 0

      IPlayThisInClass

      8 months ago

      But see m8 you got jizz in your eye and a human only really needs one kidney to live so we're fine :)

    • 1

      King

      8 months ago

      @IPlayThisInClass, humans also don't need, air condition, cars, city's, phones, alls we really need is a cave and fire. But those things are nice ar'nt they? Just like having two kidneyes is.

    • 0

      Bendakid

      5 months ago

      red=giggity

    • 0

      Kitkatlovesgaming34

      4 months ago

      Charlie the unicorn: aww they stole my kidney

  • 32

    wrathseed

    4 years ago

    Deformed or missing a kidney? I'd take the kidney

    • 0

      Alex

      7 months ago

      sex and a wierd eye but nothing wrong with me or finding urself missing an organ and bleeding to death

  • 22

    TulsaLynn

    5 years ago

    I hope that meant single men

  • 22

    Alex

    5 years ago

    one I lose years of my life, the other I can forget and move on and have a bit more money

    • 6

      Jordan

      4 years ago

      How do you loose years of your life

    • 26

      Shelia Horne

      4 years ago

      Jordan, one kidney has to work twice as hard, and has a chance of wearing out sooner. Also, if that kidney gives out, you are well-fucked.

    • 29

      Devo Ace Felsbourg

      4 years ago

      I've only got one kidney, and I'm perfectly fine. Been missing my kidney since I was two weeks old, and it hasn't complicated anything yet. Although, if I woke up missing that kidney, I'd be pretty well fucked, so red it is.

    • 2

      Ashlee Lalor

      3 years ago

      @devo since you lost that kidney at such a young age im sure your remaining kidney adapted well. losing it as an adult does make the other kidney work harder and perhaps fail...

    • 1

      nemofoot

      2 years ago

      No if that kidney gives out you get a kidney transplant simplez

  • 18

    Mclovin

    5 years ago

    Locke only had one kidney... He turned out fine.

  • 12

    Dori Lees

    4 years ago

    whats a lazy eye????

    • 8

      Rickson Goncalves

      4 years ago

      an eye that wont fully open, you open your eyes like normal but one eye will only open half way, and if you wake up after partying with a handfull of singles and a lazy eye it means some guy had sexy time all over your face

    • 2

      Brittany Conner

      4 years ago

      a lazy eye is when one eye doesn't move with the other at all or only partially.-_-

  • 7

    jazzhands

    5 years ago

    I'd pick Red if it meant I was guaranteed no STDs.

    • 3

      monypm

      4 years ago

      Whtaever knife they used to cut you up could be infected too.

  • 5

    babipangang

    3 years ago

    Must be pretty weird when you wake up and be like , Damn , someone stole my kidney

  • 4

    Tom Austin

    4 years ago

    Does that mean a lazy brown eye?

  • 3

    itsthejizz

    5 years ago

    good thing i have two

    • 0

      Alex

      7 months ago

      ur second 1 would work twice its ment too and probs failz so enjoy that

  • 2

    SteveKobbs

    4 years ago

    I'd personally rather not have a lazy eye. Besides then I can get stabbed on the side of my missing kidney with out getting stabbed in the kidney!

  • 2

    Crissy

    5 years ago

    I already have a lazy eye.

  • 2

    Juliette Sanderson

    5 years ago

    i only have 90% of one kidney so i cant afford to lose it lol. has to be red

  • 0

    SamSke

    1 week ago

    Is the lazy eye permanent?

  • 0

    Alex lee

    3 weeks ago

    you would need to go to the hospital to get a new kidney

  • 1

    atillaPro

    8 months ago

    hi

  • 0

    Mystic_Seer

    4 weeks ago

    Eyeless Jack did it. He took the kidney. Mystery solved.

  • 0

    Branjack

    4 weeks ago

    A handful of Kraft singles and a lazy eye or losing a kidney lol

  • 0

    Paridzai

    1 month ago

    lazy eyes make me thing niggas are confused

  • 1

    BLABLABLA

    1 year ago

    Sooooooo.... Basically die or be ugly...

  • 1

    Hollindar

    1 year ago

    You can Live without 1 kindy

  • 1

    steven

    1 year ago

    fuck this i have a lazy eye

  • 1

    cricko

    1 year ago

    i would not want to wake up naked on the public bathroom floor

  • 1

    Graham

    1 year ago

    You have two of them for a reason! God was giving you a heads up for the future!

  • 1

    Daimyan Thorpe

    1 year ago

    Am i naked,Are they girls and,Are they naked?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?I NEED ANSWERS!!!!!

  • 1

    Nix Socius

    1 year ago

    At least my ORGAN ISN'T MISSING.

  • 1

    Natetheskate63

    1 year ago

    I really hate being gay and really, I would rather just being missing a kidney then getting jizz in my eye from who knows.

  • 1

    friendly dragon

    2 years ago

    This is from creepy pasta

  • 1

    legitxking

    3 years ago

    the kidney one is from family guy

  • 1

    Stacie Nelson

    3 years ago

    Money

  • 1

    Angie Marie

    3 years ago

    People are sluts.

  • 0

    Hades

    1 month ago

    I don't have any use for this extra kidney. I can only assume that the person who gets it needs it unless they have a kidney fetish.

  • 1

    TurtleHermit97

    3 years ago

    The lazy eye means you got jizzed in the face

  • 1

    lefty27

    4 years ago

    Lost a kidney in a bath full of ice? Sounds like charlie the unicorn to me

  • 1

    Alec J Jimenez

    4 years ago

    I have two of them, so...

  • 1

    omarocks

    4 years ago

    Lmao the lazy eye

  • 1

    Wouter de Maijer

    4 years ago

    The strangers are friendly :D

  • 1

    zrayz0123

    4 years ago

    Single money and you kinda hooked up with people

  • 1

    patrimac

    4 years ago

    A night of good partying or missing a kidney? hmmm hard to decide....

  • 1

    michael

    4 years ago

    kidney transplants

  • 0

    Perennial Wish

    2 months ago

    LOOP-HOLE i am in a public bathroom with HOT CHICKS around my and someone forgot his lazy eye(NOT MY)

  • 0

    Emily

    2 months ago

    What's sad is I all ready have a lazy eye

  • 0

    Lucky Fox

    2 months ago

    public, besides, they don't know where I live, right?

  • 0

    breanna

    3 months ago

    red lol duhhh

  • 0

    bubble balls

    3 months ago

    hahaaha what da hell

  • 0

    WOW

    3 months ago

    I mean "singles" could have been dollars damn it urgh wrong side here again

  • 0

    Donnycatmac

    3 months ago

    cool

  • 0

    Syd_Vixious

    4 months ago

    I had a dream of a guy who cut out my kidney because apparently it had some sort of infection

  • 0

    Rebecca

    4 months ago

    Um you can function with 1 kidney

  • 0

    tanner

    4 months ago

    ikr

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