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Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney

Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye

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Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye

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You were being very friendly to strangers in that bathroom.

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155 comments

  • 112

    atfinals

    3 years ago

    What does the lazy eye have to do with anything?

    • 21

      DarklordTheo

      2 years ago

      Means you got hit reeeeeal hard on the side of your head

    • 11

      Nick

      2 years ago

      Lazy eye's get me REAL angry when i look at 'em.

    • 28

      Jammer

      2 years ago

      Haha... nah it means some dude paid you to let him give you a facial.

    • 13

      rarity the unicorn

      1 year ago

      lets just say explosion. eye. sticky.

    • 5

      Alpha

      1 year ago

      Probably means you got hit hard enough on your head, or some sort of injury like that. But hey, I don't mind a lazy eye and I like money. And I still have all my organs. So why not?

    • 6

      Mihnea Dumitrescu

      11 months ago

      Alpha..........unless you're a woman, that comment made you a man-whore, considering that the red option means you sucked on something for money and got some white juice in your eye....

    • 1

      Fabethetruth52

      10 months ago

      Fight club.....

    • 0

      dope_mullet

      8 months ago

      It means there is jizz in your eye lol

    • 1

      dope_mullet

      8 months ago

      It means there is jizz in your eye lol

    • 0

      Andrew

      8 months ago

      Lazy eye means you got jizz in your eye. But at least with that you don't loose any organs.

    • 1

      IceBath

      6 months ago

      I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.

    • 1

      IceBath

      6 months ago

      I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.

    • 1

      IceBath

      6 months ago

      I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.

    • 0

      Courtney Jackson

      1 month ago

      just wear an eyepatch and pretend you're the Governor.

    • 0

      Ash

      3 weeks ago

      Something

  • 19

    TulsaLynn

    2 years ago

    I hope that meant single men

  • 17

    wrathseed

    2 years ago

    Deformed or missing a kidney? I'd take the kidney

  • 17

    Alex

    2 years ago

    one I lose years of my life, the other I can forget and move on and have a bit more money

    • 4

      Jordan

      2 years ago

      How do you loose years of your life

    • 19

      Shelia Horne

      2 years ago

      Jordan, one kidney has to work twice as hard, and has a chance of wearing out sooner. Also, if that kidney gives out, you are well-fucked.

    • 18

      Devo Ace Felsbourg

      1 year ago

      I've only got one kidney, and I'm perfectly fine. Been missing my kidney since I was two weeks old, and it hasn't complicated anything yet. Although, if I woke up missing that kidney, I'd be pretty well fucked, so red it is.

    • 1

      Ashlee Lalor

      8 months ago

      @devo since you lost that kidney at such a young age im sure your remaining kidney adapted well. losing it as an adult does make the other kidney work harder and perhaps fail...

    • 0

      nemofoot

      3 weeks ago

      No if that kidney gives out you get a kidney transplant simplez

  • 16

    Mclovin

    2 years ago

    Locke only had one kidney... He turned out fine.

  • 8

    Dori Lees

    2 years ago

    whats a lazy eye????

    • 5

      Rickson Goncalves

      1 year ago

      an eye that wont fully open, you open your eyes like normal but one eye will only open half way, and if you wake up after partying with a handfull of singles and a lazy eye it means some guy had sexy time all over your face

    • 2

      Brittany Conner

      1 year ago

      a lazy eye is when one eye doesn't move with the other at all or only partially.-_-

  • 7

    jazzhands

    2 years ago

    I'd pick Red if it meant I was guaranteed no STDs.

    • 3

      monypm

      1 year ago

      Whtaever knife they used to cut you up could be infected too.

  • 3

    Tom Austin

    1 year ago

    Does that mean a lazy brown eye?

  • 2

    Crissy

    2 years ago

    I already have a lazy eye.

  • 2

    itsthejizz

    2 years ago

    good thing i have two

  • 0

    Darius Chavez

    1 week ago

    Lol "with a handful of singles". It doesn't specify if they're guy or girl singles.

  • 0

    Be Jackson

    3 weeks ago

    I beez in the TRAP

  • 0

    nemofoot

    3 weeks ago

    It could be a hospital and you signed up to give your kidney and they put you on anaesthetic cuz they actually put you in an ice bath to preserve it...

  • 0

    foxcub1998

    3 weeks ago

    I only have one kidney so thy can't take that!! But i do like ice ....

  • 1

    TurtleHermit97

    10 months ago

    The lazy eye means you got jizzed in the face

  • 1

    babipangang

    1 year ago

    Must be pretty weird when you wake up and be like , Damn , someone stole my kidney

  • 1

    lefty27

    1 year ago

    Lost a kidney in a bath full of ice? Sounds like charlie the unicorn to me

  • 1

    Alec J Jimenez

    1 year ago

    I have two of them, so...

  • 1

    omarocks

    1 year ago

    Lmao the lazy eye

  • 1

    Wouter de Maijer

    2 years ago

    The strangers are friendly :D

  • 1

    zrayz0123

    2 years ago

    Single money and you kinda hooked up with people

  • 1

    patrimac

    2 years ago

    A night of good partying or missing a kidney? hmmm hard to decide....

  • 1

    michael

    2 years ago

    kidney transplants

  • 1

    SteveKobbs

    2 years ago

    I'd personally rather not have a lazy eye. Besides then I can get stabbed on the side of my missing kidney with out getting stabbed in the kidney!

  • 0

    Dem decisions

    1 month ago

    buy a kidney from the internet ok

  • 0

    DeadPool

    1 month ago

    Damn it eyeless jack.

  • 0

    pmaguire13

    1 month ago

    I would be clean, you don't NEED 2 kidneys, who needs a few dollars when you know you got it for doing something you regret?

  • 0

    ColeYote

    2 months ago

    One lazy eye will screw up your vision, missing one kidney won't do much.

  • 0

    Devin Flight

    2 months ago

    I already have a lazy eye so...

  • 0

    EmmatheEmu

    2 months ago

    Well, you don't need both kindeys

  • 0

    aBcD163

    3 months ago

    It would be better to lose a kidney because then later you could get a new kidney from a donor.

  • 0

    legitxking

    3 months ago

    the kidney one is from family guy

  • 0

    Hannah Perry-Brown

    3 months ago

    I will do a Charlie the Unicorn

  • 0

    Parrisama Horan

    3 months ago

    It depend on if he has an STD or an STU

  • 0

    Parrisama Horan

    3 months ago

    It depend on if he has an STD or an STU

  • 0

    Parrisama Horan

    3 months ago

    It depend on if he has an STD or an STU

  • 0

    Parrisama Horan

    3 months ago

    It depend on if he has an STD or an STU

  • 0

    Parrisama Horan

    3 months ago

    It depend on if he has an STD or an STU

  • 0

    Parrisama Horan

    3 months ago

    It depend on if he has an STD or an STU

  • 0

    PichuPeace

    4 months ago

    This happened in Supernatural once if I remember correctly.

  • 0

    darth pancake

    4 months ago

    What movie is the kidney one from???

  • 0

    darth pancake

    4 months ago

    What movie is the kidney one from???

  • 0

    ReddyTeddy

    4 months ago

    If you read the extra information thing it says that you were being really friendly to everyone in there

  • 0

    Dahaka

    4 months ago

    HAHBHHAHAHHAHAH, that ould be so funny

  • 0

    MythicRare

    5 months ago

    Read the description...

  • 0

    ThisIsDeanLeaveAMessage

    5 months ago

    I'm kind of attached to my kidneys, but lazy eyes look weird.

  • 0

    Drew

    5 months ago

    This would be an amazing story to tell.

  • 0

    Fly Guy

    5 months ago

    I'm already an organ donor.

  • 0

    Mental

    5 months ago

    He never said anything about dirty deeds.

  • 0

    Goldfish_22

    6 months ago

    Hey you still have your kidney and 5 bucks

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