You were being very friendly to strangers in that bathroom.
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atfinals
What does the lazy eye have to do with anything?
DarklordTheo
Means you got hit reeeeeal hard on the side of your head
Nick
Lazy eye's get me REAL angry when i look at 'em.
Jammer
Haha... nah it means some dude paid you to let him give you a facial.
rarity the unicorn
lets just say explosion. eye. sticky.
Alpha
Probably means you got hit hard enough on your head, or some sort of injury like that. But hey, I don't mind a lazy eye and I like money. And I still have all my organs. So why not?
Mihnea Dumitrescu
Alpha..........unless you're a woman, that comment made you a man-whore, considering that the red option means you sucked on something for money and got some white juice in your eye....
Fabethetruth52
Fight club.....
dope_mullet
It means there is jizz in your eye lol
dope_mullet
It means there is jizz in your eye lol
Andrew
Lazy eye means you got jizz in your eye. But at least with that you don't loose any organs.
IceBath
I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.
IceBath
I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.
IceBath
I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.
Courtney Jackson
just wear an eyepatch and pretend you're the Governor.
Ash
Something
Evalgra
If I don't remember what happened, then okay.
Utah G
1st of all, hope for the best and that you merely lost your 3D model of a kidney. 2nd of all, I really don't want to know what I was doing in that bathroom.
BobbyMckidney3
At leasst ill have a kidney
FSK95
Basically... 1 kidney and ice vs. Sex with men/women who are single and sleep. great question.
Jan Paul
I think the lazy eye in the public bathroom is a reference to Saw, and that you have the key implemented in your eye (which someone will try to get out)
pkbond
I dunno xD
squidprobe20
at least i would still have everything atached to me
Bojak
They said it like a lazy eye is a bad thing I have one
Thomas1
What even is a lazy eye??? *searches yahoo!
Ben Cadet
It means you got poked in the eye with a boner
CreeperAssassin
SEX
gwl
OMG JUST OMMMMMMMGGGGGG
Alex
I like my organs!
wrathseed
Deformed or missing a kidney? I'd take the kidney
TulsaLynn
I hope that meant single men
Vampn
I don't. Really.
Alex
one I lose years of my life, the other I can forget and move on and have a bit more money
Jordan
How do you loose years of your life
Shelia Horne
Jordan, one kidney has to work twice as hard, and has a chance of wearing out sooner. Also, if that kidney gives out, you are well-fucked.
Devo Ace Felsbourg
I've only got one kidney, and I'm perfectly fine. Been missing my kidney since I was two weeks old, and it hasn't complicated anything yet. Although, if I woke up missing that kidney, I'd be pretty well fucked, so red it is.
Ashlee Lalor
@devo since you lost that kidney at such a young age im sure your remaining kidney adapted well. losing it as an adult does make the other kidney work harder and perhaps fail...
nemofoot
No if that kidney gives out you get a kidney transplant simplez
Mclovin
Locke only had one kidney... He turned out fine.
Cerulean
Do I look like Locke?
Dori Lees
whats a lazy eye????
Rickson Goncalves
an eye that wont fully open, you open your eyes like normal but one eye will only open half way, and if you wake up after partying with a handfull of singles and a lazy eye it means some guy had sexy time all over your face
Brittany Conner
a lazy eye is when one eye doesn't move with the other at all or only partially.-_-
jazzhands
I'd pick Red if it meant I was guaranteed no STDs.
monypm
Whtaever knife they used to cut you up could be infected too.
babipangang
Must be pretty weird when you wake up and be like , Damn , someone stole my kidney
Tom Austin
Does that mean a lazy brown eye?
itsthejizz
good thing i have two
Choice Breaker
free singlets!
GengarMaster
lazy eyes can be fixed but of course not for cheap
ADHDavy
There's simple procedures for that eye so I'd rather wake up with something that can be fixed.
panda12332
they are both weird
SteveKobbs
I'd personally rather not have a lazy eye. Besides then I can get stabbed on the side of my missing kidney with out getting stabbed in the kidney!
Crissy
I already have a lazy eye.
Juliette Sanderson
i only have 90% of one kidney so i cant afford to lose it lol. has to be red
BLABLABLA
Sooooooo.... Basically die or be ugly...
Hollindar
You can Live without 1 kindy
steven
fuck this i have a lazy eye
cricko
i would not want to wake up naked on the public bathroom floor
Graham
You have two of them for a reason! God was giving you a heads up for the future!
Daimyan Thorpe
Am i naked,Are they girls and,Are they naked?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?I NEED ANSWERS!!!!!
Nix Socius
At least my ORGAN ISN'T MISSING.
Natetheskate63
I really hate being gay and really, I would rather just being missing a kidney then getting jizz in my eye from who knows.
bossgamer
just get surgery for a new kidney
what is wrong with people?
What if it was surgery
what is wrong with people?
What if it was surgery
toxic savage
guys don't argue
Georgia
Eyeless Jack fans would pick blue hue
TW9876 L
WTF
legitxking
the kidney one is from family guy
Stacie Nelson
Money
Angie Marie
People are sluts.
Charlie
Depends if you only have one kidney left before
TurtleHermit97
The lazy eye means you got jizzed in the face
Nate the Narator
Loop Hole 1#: Get a new kidney Loop Hole 2#: Ice? Just deal with it you pussy! Your Welcome!
Donald Trump
Wake up with a handful of singles? KitKat singles? Those are chocolates -.- And a lazy eye? Well my eyes are always lazy because I'm always tired! #Loopholes
lefty27
Lost a kidney in a bath full of ice? Sounds like charlie the unicorn to me
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Whatever. LAZY EYES!
Alec J Jimenez
I have two of them, so...
omarocks
Lmao the lazy eye
Wouter de Maijer
The strangers are friendly :D
zrayz0123
Single money and you kinda hooked up with people
patrimac
A night of good partying or missing a kidney? hmmm hard to decide....
michael
kidney transplants
Oli
oi oi sexy time
fag
all the single laddies
either pick
Lol
Aidan Pierce
Im a man whore but at least i got money