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36% Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney

64% Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye

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Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye

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You were being very friendly to strangers in that bathroom.

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  • 135

    atfinals

    4 years ago

    What does the lazy eye have to do with anything?

    • 25

      DarklordTheo

      4 years ago

      Means you got hit reeeeeal hard on the side of your head

    • 15

      Nick

      3 years ago

      Lazy eye's get me REAL angry when i look at 'em.

    • 30

      Jammer

      3 years ago

      Haha... nah it means some dude paid you to let him give you a facial.

    • 17

      rarity the unicorn

      3 years ago

      lets just say explosion. eye. sticky.

    • 10

      Alpha

      2 years ago

      Probably means you got hit hard enough on your head, or some sort of injury like that. But hey, I don't mind a lazy eye and I like money. And I still have all my organs. So why not?

    • 6

      Mihnea Dumitrescu

      2 years ago

      Alpha..........unless you're a woman, that comment made you a man-whore, considering that the red option means you sucked on something for money and got some white juice in your eye....

    • 2

      Fabethetruth52

      2 years ago

      Fight club.....

    • 2

      dope_mullet

      2 years ago

      It means there is jizz in your eye lol

    • 1

      dope_mullet

      2 years ago

      It means there is jizz in your eye lol

    • 0

      Andrew

      2 years ago

      Lazy eye means you got jizz in your eye. But at least with that you don't loose any organs.

    • 1

      IceBath

      1 year ago

      I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.

    • 1

      IceBath

      1 year ago

      I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.

    • 1

      IceBath

      1 year ago

      I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.

    • 5

      Courtney Jackson

      1 year ago

      just wear an eyepatch and pretend you're the Governor.

    • 0

      Ash

      1 year ago

      Something

    • 0

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      If I don't remember what happened, then okay.

    • 0

      Utah G

      1 year ago

      1st of all, hope for the best and that you merely lost your 3D model of a kidney. 2nd of all, I really don't want to know what I was doing in that bathroom.

    • 0

      BobbyMckidney3

      2 months ago

      At leasst ill have a kidney

    • 0

      FSK95

      2 months ago

      Basically... 1 kidney and ice vs. Sex with men/women who are single and sleep. great question.

    • 0

      Jan Paul

      1 month ago

      I think the lazy eye in the public bathroom is a reference to Saw, and that you have the key implemented in your eye (which someone will try to get out)

    • 0

      pkbond

      1 month ago

      I dunno xD

    • 0

      squidprobe20

      1 month ago

      at least i would still have everything atached to me

    • 0

      Bojak

      3 weeks ago

      They said it like a lazy eye is a bad thing I have one

  • 22

    wrathseed

    3 years ago

    Deformed or missing a kidney? I'd take the kidney

  • 21

    Alex

    4 years ago

    one I lose years of my life, the other I can forget and move on and have a bit more money

    • 6

      Jordan

      3 years ago

      How do you loose years of your life

    • 23

      Shelia Horne

      3 years ago

      Jordan, one kidney has to work twice as hard, and has a chance of wearing out sooner. Also, if that kidney gives out, you are well-fucked.

    • 24

      Devo Ace Felsbourg

      3 years ago

      I've only got one kidney, and I'm perfectly fine. Been missing my kidney since I was two weeks old, and it hasn't complicated anything yet. Although, if I woke up missing that kidney, I'd be pretty well fucked, so red it is.

    • 2

      Ashlee Lalor

      2 years ago

      @devo since you lost that kidney at such a young age im sure your remaining kidney adapted well. losing it as an adult does make the other kidney work harder and perhaps fail...

    • 0

      nemofoot

      1 year ago

      No if that kidney gives out you get a kidney transplant simplez

  • 20

    TulsaLynn

    4 years ago

    I hope that meant single men

  • 18

    Mclovin

    4 years ago

    Locke only had one kidney... He turned out fine.

  • 10

    Dori Lees

    3 years ago

    whats a lazy eye????

    • 6

      Rickson Goncalves

      3 years ago

      an eye that wont fully open, you open your eyes like normal but one eye will only open half way, and if you wake up after partying with a handfull of singles and a lazy eye it means some guy had sexy time all over your face

    • 2

      Brittany Conner

      3 years ago

      a lazy eye is when one eye doesn't move with the other at all or only partially.-_-

  • 7

    jazzhands

    4 years ago

    I'd pick Red if it meant I was guaranteed no STDs.

    • 3

      monypm

      3 years ago

      Whtaever knife they used to cut you up could be infected too.

  • 1

    Graham

    1 month ago

    You have two of them for a reason! God was giving you a heads up for the future!

  • 3

    Tom Austin

    3 years ago

    Does that mean a lazy brown eye?

  • 3

    itsthejizz

    4 years ago

    good thing i have two

  • 1

    Natetheskate63

    2 months ago

    I really hate being gay and really, I would rather just being missing a kidney then getting jizz in my eye from who knows.

  • 0

    Jan4ukzLV

    1 day ago

    because of YOLO motherfuchers! *shink*

  • 0

    Zac Cheesman

    4 days ago

    I'm going to have to rethink my life choices

  • 0

    Houssam Salmi

    6 days ago

    i'm pretty sure he wanted to say shingles , but having shingles is better

  • 0

    steven

    1 week ago

    fuck this i have a lazy eye

  • 2

    babipangang

    2 years ago

    Must be pretty weird when you wake up and be like , Damn , someone stole my kidney

  • 0

    Forzero Purposes

    1 week ago

    Sex in the bathroom gigdy

  • 2

    Crissy

    3 years ago

    I already have a lazy eye.

  • 2

    Juliette Sanderson

    4 years ago

    i only have 90% of one kidney so i cant afford to lose it lol. has to be red

  • 0

    Infinite

    1 week ago

    #eyeless jack

  • 0

    Nick

    1 week ago

    It doesn't say specifically you had sex, it just says ur in a public bathroom with some other people the fact that there single is not relevant and you could have already had a lazy eye

  • 0

    cricko

    2 weeks ago

    i would not want to wake up naked on the public bathroom floor

  • 0

    Dope

    2 weeks ago

    organ harvesting?

  • 0

    nicholas

    2 weeks ago

    Really that fake legend?

  • 0

    SetoKaiba

    3 weeks ago

    at least I have singles!!!

  • 0

    Josh Kazumi

    3 weeks ago

    Handful of singles?

  • 0

    MasterOfTheBlaster

    3 weeks ago

    isnt the bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney just the summary of Eyeless Jack

  • 0

    Dylan The Elite

    3 weeks ago

    wow really so who was the smart man or woman who wrote this

  • 0

    XTANI

    3 weeks ago

    Like without a kidney pfft

  • 0

    Gary Edwards

    1 month ago

    I'm a guy but I didn't say you had to be in a men's restroom

  • 0

    gamen met manoah

    1 month ago

    a lazy eye is just like you 25% blind

  • 0

    123ryanboom

    1 month ago

    Noo i ment blue because i have one bad kidney so thay would take that one it didnt say you couldent choose

  • 0

    awesome

    1 month ago

    I had to read it twice to understand it in my mind and my mine it DIRTYYYY

  • 0

    Naturegirlgt

    1 month ago

    wake uo in the bathtub full of ice missing a kidney i was a prank i saw in youtube lol

  • 0

    Anna-Rae MacKenzie

    1 month ago

    Who knows, maybe Eyeless Jack took your kidney.

  • 1

    legitxking

    1 year ago

    the kidney one is from family guy

  • 0

    colepo44

    1 month ago

    I only have one kindey, so... Die or contract an std

  • 0

    pkbond

    1 month ago

    you can die from missing a kidney but a lazy eye and hot girls..... yeaaah especially when their single

  • 0

    RAF DE CUL

    1 month ago

    what a back story from the red side XD

  • 0

    VanGush

    1 month ago

    I'm sure I would only give my kidney to someone who would take good care of it

  • 1

    Stacie Nelson

    1 year ago

    Money

  • 0

    Aidian Drenberg

    1 month ago

    Guys you can survive with one kidney!!

  • 1

    TurtleHermit97

    2 years ago

    The lazy eye means you got jizzed in the face

  • 1

    lefty27

    2 years ago

    Lost a kidney in a bath full of ice? Sounds like charlie the unicorn to me

  • 0

    John Cena

    1 month ago

    My health teacher has a lazy eye and she says it's kind of cool. You can see behind your head and see in brighter colours. Sounds cool.

  • 1

    Alec J Jimenez

    3 years ago

    I have two of them, so...

  • 1

    omarocks

    3 years ago

    Lmao the lazy eye

  • 0

    MAson

    1 month ago

    you could get hypothermia

  • 1

    Wouter de Maijer

    3 years ago

    The strangers are friendly :D

  • 1

    zrayz0123

    3 years ago

    Single money and you kinda hooked up with people

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