You were being very friendly to strangers in that bathroom.
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atfinals
What does the lazy eye have to do with anything?
DarklordTheo
Means you got hit reeeeeal hard on the side of your head
Nick
Lazy eye's get me REAL angry when i look at 'em.
Jammer
Haha... nah it means some dude paid you to let him give you a facial.
rarity the unicorn
lets just say explosion. eye. sticky.
Alpha
Probably means you got hit hard enough on your head, or some sort of injury like that. But hey, I don't mind a lazy eye and I like money. And I still have all my organs. So why not?
Mihnea Dumitrescu
Alpha..........unless you're a woman, that comment made you a man-whore, considering that the red option means you sucked on something for money and got some white juice in your eye....
Fabethetruth52
Fight club.....
dope_mullet
It means there is jizz in your eye lol
dope_mullet
It means there is jizz in your eye lol
Andrew
Lazy eye means you got jizz in your eye. But at least with that you don't loose any organs.
IceBath
I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.
IceBath
I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.
IceBath
I guess your eye is like winking at them but it's lazy so the singles take it the wrong way and you have a load of singles thinking you're winking at them.
Courtney Jackson
just wear an eyepatch and pretend you're the Governor.
Ash
Something
Evalgra
If I don't remember what happened, then okay.
Utah G
1st of all, hope for the best and that you merely lost your 3D model of a kidney. 2nd of all, I really don't want to know what I was doing in that bathroom.
TulsaLynn
I hope that meant single men
Vampn
I don't. Really.
wrathseed
Deformed or missing a kidney? I'd take the kidney
Alex
one I lose years of my life, the other I can forget and move on and have a bit more money
Jordan
How do you loose years of your life
Shelia Horne
Jordan, one kidney has to work twice as hard, and has a chance of wearing out sooner. Also, if that kidney gives out, you are well-fucked.
Devo Ace Felsbourg
I've only got one kidney, and I'm perfectly fine. Been missing my kidney since I was two weeks old, and it hasn't complicated anything yet. Although, if I woke up missing that kidney, I'd be pretty well fucked, so red it is.
Ashlee Lalor
@devo since you lost that kidney at such a young age im sure your remaining kidney adapted well. losing it as an adult does make the other kidney work harder and perhaps fail...
nemofoot
No if that kidney gives out you get a kidney transplant simplez
Mclovin
Locke only had one kidney... He turned out fine.
Cerulean
Do I look like Locke?
Dori Lees
whats a lazy eye????
Rickson Goncalves
an eye that wont fully open, you open your eyes like normal but one eye will only open half way, and if you wake up after partying with a handfull of singles and a lazy eye it means some guy had sexy time all over your face
Brittany Conner
a lazy eye is when one eye doesn't move with the other at all or only partially.-_-
jazzhands
I'd pick Red if it meant I was guaranteed no STDs.
monypm
Whtaever knife they used to cut you up could be infected too.
Tom Austin
Does that mean a lazy brown eye?
Crissy
I already have a lazy eye.
itsthejizz
good thing i have two
Miriam
STDs everywhere!
legitxking
the kidney one is from family guy
Stacie Nelson
Money
TurtleHermit97
The lazy eye means you got jizzed in the face
babipangang
Must be pretty weird when you wake up and be like , Damn , someone stole my kidney
lefty27
Lost a kidney in a bath full of ice? Sounds like charlie the unicorn to me
Alec J Jimenez
I have two of them, so...
omarocks
Lmao the lazy eye
Wouter de Maijer
The strangers are friendly :D
zrayz0123
Single money and you kinda hooked up with people
patrimac
A night of good partying or missing a kidney? hmmm hard to decide....
michael
kidney transplants
SteveKobbs
I'd personally rather not have a lazy eye. Besides then I can get stabbed on the side of my missing kidney with out getting stabbed in the kidney!
Juliette Sanderson
i only have 90% of one kidney so i cant afford to lose it lol. has to be red
friendly dragon
This is from creepy pasta
Yunus Ibragim
Red
Darius Chavez
Lol "with a handful of singles". It doesn't specify if they're guy or girl singles.
Be Jackson
I beez in the TRAP
nemofoot
It could be a hospital and you signed up to give your kidney and they put you on anaesthetic cuz they actually put you in an ice bath to preserve it...
foxcub1998
I only have one kidney so thy can't take that!! But i do like ice ....
Dem decisions
buy a kidney from the internet ok
DeadPool
Damn it eyeless jack.
pmaguire13
I would be clean, you don't NEED 2 kidneys, who needs a few dollars when you know you got it for doing something you regret?
ColeYote
One lazy eye will screw up your vision, missing one kidney won't do much.
Devin Flight
I already have a lazy eye so...
EmmatheEmu
Well, you don't need both kindeys
aBcD163
It would be better to lose a kidney because then later you could get a new kidney from a donor.
Hannah Perry-Brown
I will do a Charlie the Unicorn
Parrisama Horan
It depend on if he has an STD or an STU
Parrisama Horan
It depend on if he has an STD or an STU
Parrisama Horan
It depend on if he has an STD or an STU
Parrisama Horan
It depend on if he has an STD or an STU
Parrisama Horan
It depend on if he has an STD or an STU
Parrisama Horan
It depend on if he has an STD or an STU
PichuPeace
This happened in Supernatural once if I remember correctly.
darth pancake
What movie is the kidney one from???
darth pancake
What movie is the kidney one from???
ReddyTeddy
If you read the extra information thing it says that you were being really friendly to everyone in there
Dahaka
HAHBHHAHAHHAHAH, that ould be so funny
MythicRare
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