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59% Live in a castle

41% Own a yacht

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Own a yacht

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  • 302

    Sam Dunn

    10 years ago

    I'm going to have a great time sailing to exotic islands while you guys struggle getting through your moat.

    • 195

      Mike Stone

      7 years ago

      I'M ON A BOAT

    • 86

      Asplav

      7 years ago

      take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat

    • 95

      Smokey.Kat

      7 years ago

      Hogwarts is in a castle, and if you live in a castle you've decent form royalty or really rich people!

    • 38

      Charlie Ogden

      7 years ago

      A moat has a bridge you can cross

    • 6

      jmanaterjose

      7 years ago

      Damn you Mike, you took my comment

    • 31

      ptrck

      7 years ago

      castle = prison/yacht = freedom xD

    • 22

      valcorwabajak

      6 years ago

      sell the f##king castle duh and buy shit loads of Yots (lazeh)

    • 30

      Maude

      6 years ago

      You realize you do still have to pay for gas.

    • 34

      meoerrr

      6 years ago

      i would like to be able to throw cannon balls at people who are not welcome in my castle

    • 13

      Mgvb

      6 years ago

      And maude you need to pay for repairing your old medieval castle

    • 10

      Runescape

      6 years ago

      Until you get kidnapped by pirates....

    • 6

      jono

      6 years ago

      id sell my castle and buy heaps of yachts

    • 11

      Rare_individual;)

      5 years ago

      The castle won't take on water and leave me wet (giggity)

    • 13

      Sapple

      5 years ago

      I can have a modern castle full of technology. Who said it had to be mideval? I can have a full voice controlled mega castle. :3

    • 2

      UnderscoreZero

      5 years ago

      oh yeah have fun paying for the gas -_-

    • 3

      NOPE.jpg

      5 years ago

      Your yacht is now in my moat.

    • 3

      Moo

      5 years ago

      If I wanted, I could sell the castle for WAY more than a flipping yacht. Then I would have plenty of money to buy a yacht.

    • 2

      Mysticbutterflies

      5 years ago

      Castles are always cold because nov heater can warm the whole castle. Oh and did I mention rats.

    • 2

      Mysticbutterflies

      5 years ago

      Castles are always cold because nov heater can warm the whole castle. Oh and did I mention rats.

    • 2

      Jose

      5 years ago

      cant we just lower a bridge?.

    • 2

      Tabitha Nava

      5 years ago

      Just remember I can the sell the castle for a whole bunch more than you can sell your yacht for.

    • 5

      Pmoney

      5 years ago

      Yachts use gallons per mile not miles per gallon. Good luck paying for gas.

    • 0

      Pmoney

      5 years ago

      Yachts use gallons per mile not miles per gallon. Good luck paying for gas.

    • 2

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      did you know that a castle's conditions arent that great? granted, they were better than the lives of peasents but a yacht is mobile and can provide an amazing view of the ocean

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      5 years ago

      Be a good queen and make your loyal subjects obey Lord Goomy...

    • 0

      EnderGirlGamer

      5 years ago

      So agree dude I picked the wrong one every body so SHUT THE F****** UP

    • 1

      EnderGirlGamer

      5 years ago

      So agree dude I picked the wrong one every body so SHUT THE F****** UP

    • 1

      Htopop

      3 years ago

      Lol

    • 2

      Polar

      3 years ago

      I've seen some beautiful yachts in my time

    • 3

      lilzaratata

      3 years ago

      if you live in a castle, you have so many useless rooms that you don't need. With a yacht, you got all you need. Besides, you can get lucky with a yacht, but with a castle, they might think you're a little creepy and old.

    • 0

      Catherine

      3 years ago

      Your Ship could crash

    • 2

      kaz

      3 years ago

      who said u own the castle?????

    • 1

      Jack

      3 years ago

      lol u funny

    • 3

      CosmoLG

      3 years ago

      It says you live in the castle, it doesn't say you own it, which means you cant sell it. We own the Yacht, we can do whatever.

    • 0

      I Picked Blue?

      3 years ago

      Haha nice

    • 0

      ThePogue

      3 years ago

      The way you guys go on about it, it sounds like you actually own one of these things and are very offended by other peoples choices haha

    • 0

      Bitty2004

      3 years ago

      But I wanna be a princess... ;-;

    • 1

      MysteryMan

      3 years ago

      boats sink

    • 0

      XYZinferno

      3 years ago

      Who says you need a moat. Plus, have you ever heard of a drawbridge?

    • 0

      hiromason

      3 years ago

      @Smokey it just says you live in a castle, you don't own it

    • 0

      hiromason

      3 years ago

      And besides, ever heard of the dungeon?

    • 0

      Darth_McElroy

      3 years ago

      if you live in a castle you can buy a boat

    • 0

      Spittin_fire_since02

      3 years ago

      Exactly

    • 0

      Benjamin

      3 years ago

      well have fun when someone stills your yacht or it sinks

    • 2

      bear from the revenant

      3 years ago

      I like turtle

    • 2

      CreeperGuy8462

      3 years ago

      well if you live in a castle your rich so you can buy a yacht, LOOPHOLE

    • 0

      Muffinz47

      3 years ago

      I had to agree...

    • 0

      goldmetal10

      3 years ago

      you're going to need $700,000 or €500,000 to fill the tank of a yacht.

    • 0

      >Keira<

      3 years ago

      they never said how small the castle could be c;

    • 0

      CraftingBench316

      3 years ago

      ptrck Thanks for the answer

    • 1

      a fox.

      3 years ago

      @Maude they have solar-powered yachts, meaning I wouldn't need to pay for electric or fuel.

    • 0

      Dragon

      3 years ago

      Sam Dumb Dumb

    • 0

      KahoChung123ts

      3 years ago

      I don't think so...I don't agree

    • 0

      Dark

      3 years ago

      (until the boat sinks and you become the arrow)

    • 0

      eevee

      3 years ago

      Remember that? We live in a yellow submarine,yellow submarine,yellow submarine

    • 0

      nekoace

      3 years ago

      good luck with all the winds and stuff in the ocean

    • 1

      Connor

      3 years ago

      SELL IT

    • 1

      Drew

      3 years ago

      THE OCEAN SUCKS

    • 0

      BlackHound_Gaming

      3 years ago

      Also, the choice says you LIVE in a castle, not own it. Sleep tight! :-)

    • 0

      Shmev

      3 years ago

      do i get servants too

    • 0

      Alex

      3 years ago

      You have a moat. That's cute. I can go pretty much anywhere in the whole fucking world.

    • 0

      Gentma

      3 years ago

      Great Gatsby here I come

    • 0

      Sgt Pug

      2 years ago

      it never said you have to have a moat xD

    • 0

      Eshan Haider

      2 years ago

      I AM ON A PRIVATE NICE BOAT

    • 0

      Seba

      2 years ago

      How bout winter???

    • 1

      noobhatts

      2 years ago

      Unless of course the castle's construction begins when you selected: Live In a Castle

    • 1

      Maddie

      2 years ago

      WHO SAYS WE HAVE MOAT ?

    • 1

      SkullPirate27

      2 years ago

      Have a boat castle!

    • 0

      Jhonny

      2 years ago

      "you dont wanna be a guy who own a boat, yo wanna be a guy that shows up with twelve pack, gets the high 5 and go fishing" said bill burr

    • 2

      LeoYup

      2 years ago

      The yacht is sinking..

    • 0

      forceofnatureandcorn

      2 years ago

      It's called a drawbridge, you dmbass

    • 0

      Matraph

      2 years ago

      Are you all dumb?!? Castles are all haunted by ghosts

    • 0

      Black Pug of Doom

      2 years ago

      yes!

    • 0

      Incogneto308

      2 years ago

      until you run into pirates

    • 0

      Heroboy99

      2 years ago

      btw ur yacht can be stolen by pepole so think 2x about that

    • 0

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      I'd rather explore my massive castle full of secret passages and hidden rooms then be on a boat.

    • 0

      person

      1 year ago

      Smokey-cat not necessarily. you could be a servant

    • 0

      yugamle

      1 year ago

      @Evalgre, same

    • 1

      MACAWTOTHEMAX

      1 year ago

      build a castle on the boat

    • 1

      ThunderWolfwarrior

      1 year ago

      @Mgvb, who says the castle has to be medival...

    • 1

      Tairone

      1 year ago

      seu burro

    • 0

      PotatoChild

      1 year ago

      LMAO I LOVE THIS

    • 1

      [deleted]

      9 months ago

      k, name your yacht the titanic and tell the icebergs hello for me will ya?

    • 0

      xXSwordbroXx

      8 months ago

      i could sell it buy for less buy a mansion which is BETTER than a measly old castle

  • 48

    Kerrtard

    9 years ago

    Im going to llive behind an inpenetrable fortress while minions, oops i mean citizens, grow all my food and shower me with taxes, oops sry again i mean gifts. Meanwhile Somalian pirates steal your boat.

    • 26

      Austin Krehbiel

      7 years ago

      It just says you live in a castle. You could be a slave for all you know.

    • 3

      chrisfinley

      7 years ago

      @Austin Krehbiel It says live, IN a castle, nobody who lives in the castle is a slave, only lords and nobles.

    • 9

      Kanerocks44

      7 years ago

      Actualy jesters and prisoners are IN the castle

    • 8

      bobaskus

      7 years ago

      @Austin Krehbiel It just says you own a yacht it might be the smallest ugliest yacht in history

    • 1

      Aharon

      6 years ago

      you have a castle not servants or extra money

    • 4

      ImCool

      6 years ago

      Sell castle. Buy castle for less. Sell at increased price. Repeat. Use money to buy a yacht. Have enough left over for MULTIPLE castles and repeat for infinite money. WIN

    • 3

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      Austin Krehbiel last time I check it's no longer the 15th century and people don't have slaves nowadays.

    • 2

      Kairon Bucchan

      5 years ago

      It says you own a yacht if someone steal something from you you still own it u just dont have it

    • 0

      a fox.

      3 years ago

      @Kerrtard I could get the yacht made out of titanium, have an armoury, and have a mothafuckin' minigun.

    • 0

      igor

      3 years ago

      you can have weapons bazookas miniguns and yachts are fast

    • 0

      Matraph

      2 years ago

      You woould not have servants and minions to work for you. 21st century buddy. You would only have a haunted castle. Plus, bobaskus, you said it might be the smallest ugliest yacht ever but then the castle you own could just be a little castle build with lego.

  • 22

    crazyjake56

    7 years ago

    I'd be dwarf fortressing it up man.

  • 17

    emilywillis1524

    7 years ago

    I could get money from my castle and buy a yacht

  • 15

    Lauchis

    8 years ago

    Gimme a secret passageway and I'm settled for life.

  • 13

    projects8an

    8 years ago

    My moat will have crocodiles! And the towers will have chain guns! And a dragon! And hookers! And blackjack! In fact... Forget the crocodiles, chain guns, dragon, and blackjack....

  • 10

    Starkid!

    6 years ago

    I want to start wars with other castles and have my own little Game of Thrones :)

    • 0

      BlackHound_Gaming

      3 years ago

      What if your castle gets destroyed?

    • 0

      Matraph

      2 years ago

      What if you die because every good people die in Game of Thrones. Unless you are an asshole

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      7 months ago

      Starting wars isn't a very wise decision, you know.

  • 8

    Zacho99

    7 years ago

    Castles are cold

  • 7

    Mexiflan

    7 years ago

    Rent castle for epic movies = Cash. Your yacht could go titanic on yo ass.

    • 0

      Matraph

      2 years ago

      That's the point of insurrances

    • 0

      Yeetsky boy

      1 year ago

      You'll also most likely die if your yacht sinks... insure that.

  • 7

    Malea

    8 years ago

    Castle = Bad Ass

  • 6

    Kritz29

    7 years ago

    And risk getting eaten by the Kraken and seeing Davy Jones's ugly face before dying. Hell no! Sign me up for the castle. Besides, I could get so much money by renting it out to moviemakers. ;)

  • 5

    RedGiantZ

    3 years ago

    Wait, just think about this. You live in a dirty ass mudda fucking castle, no one said you get any rank of royalty you just get to live in it. While we are sailing the seas in our exotic yachts you will be scrubbing the floors with no cleaning team to do it for you. In the winter im snuggled up in a blanket on my yacht, heat on full blast while you freeze to death on the cold floor. Next time think things through a little, you can't SELL the castle, it clearly says you have to live in it.

    • 0

      Ivory_Penguin

      3 years ago

      It's left up for interpretation, and my interpretation is that I'm a king with loads of money and servants and shit.

  • 5

    Nick

    7 years ago

    note is says "own a yacht" not live on one .

    • 1

      Mgvb

      6 years ago

      Maning you could still live in a castle. And why would you want to live on a yacht

  • 5

    xMeggieManiacal

    8 years ago

    I wish I could say castle, but they're dark and cold and costly, not fun and mysterious like awesome fairy tales make them seem.

  • 5

    QuestIan

    8 years ago

    Castle. It'll be worth more in the resell.

  • 4

    faithlikestacos

    6 years ago

    castles freak me out

  • 1

    LICK LICK ME UP

    1 month ago

    LICK LICK ME UP PLEASE

  • 3

    ghost6503

    6 years ago

    I'M ON A BOAT

  • 3

    SaveTheRejects

    6 years ago

    Well, if you live in a Castle then you probably have enough money to own a yacht.

    • 0

      Dotted

      6 years ago

      What if no one buys it? It's the 21st century, people!

    • 0

      Ben

      4 years ago

      @Dotted Which is exactly why castles are worth more now

    • 0

      Alice

      3 years ago

      It never says your royalty you could be a serf

  • 3

    Tommy Jing

    6 years ago

    So here's the question boat or moat

  • 3

    Matthew Sorrell

    6 years ago

    clearly the people picking live in a castle have very little knowledge of castles

  • 3

    patdlvr

    8 years ago

    castle!!! why not id get lost in either at least this way i know its not gonna sink

    • 0

      igor

      3 years ago

      hey we are in the 2016 boats dont sink that easy

  • 2

    nikita195

    3 years ago

    you guys read too many fairy tales

  • 2

    Matt

    6 years ago

    Live in castle, sell castle, buy something more useful than yacht

  • 2

    DebunkingAtheists

    6 years ago

    Appeal to popularity fallacy. You can never sail and have a good living of luxury.

  • 2

    Raphael Motta

    6 years ago

    Castles are scary at night. =\

  • 0

    RasEli

    1 week ago

    castles are cold

  • 2

    Let It Fly

    7 years ago

    I get sea sick.

  • 2

    saxobeat13

    7 years ago

    didn't even have to think about it...I'd love a castle with big, beautiful gardens

    • 2

      Chippypig

      6 years ago

      Castles are war machines. Not pretty princess houses. Also they are cold, crowded and uncomfortable. Did anyone here go to middle school?

    • 1

      Alice

      3 years ago

      It never says your royalty you could be a serf working all day. And castles were used for protection

  • 2

    wonderbung

    8 years ago

    Property taxes and upkeep on a castle would cost way more than luxury tax and upkeep on a yacht.

  • 0

    shadowofdestruction

    2 weeks ago

    we are the knights who say NI

  • 1

    Annabeth Chase

    2 years ago

    I technically won't be living in either... #greekcamp

  • 1

    CAKE

    2 years ago

    set sail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!please check out my questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1

    SamMidas

    3 years ago

    I wold just live on a boat. How cool is that! like come on mate, gotta try harder than that

  • 1

    Kawaii~Chan

    3 years ago

    SAILLLLLLL SAIL AWAY MY FRIEND

  • 1

    Rnovey10

    3 years ago

    I hate the water

  • 1

    TheTrophyHunter

    3 years ago

    What's a yacht

  • 1

    OfficialDuckQueen

    3 years ago

    I already live in a castle.

  • 1

    Joshpvp32116

    3 years ago

    Get the cannons lower the gates we're beginning to rule the world with a new clann

  • 1

    Vivi <3

    3 years ago

    You could buy a yacht by owning a castle!

  • 1

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    Hogwarts

  • 1

    Shawn Patterson

    5 years ago

    How is this even this close?

  • 1

    Vanquisher

    5 years ago

    You live in a castle but it doesn't say u live an awesome life which you will with a yacht

    • 0

      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      It dosen't say you would live an awesome life in a yacht. Also, the castle could be hogwarts.

  • 1

    DominicGibbs13

    5 years ago

    living in a castle would be creepy at night

  • 1

    Bribrolo

    5 years ago

    I'm a princess *____*

  • 1

    LederpyHooves

    5 years ago

    IM MOTHER STINKIN ELSA!!!!!

  • 1

    AnnaDaDuck

    5 years ago

    Own yatch - sell yatch - buy bacon.

  • 1

    Kairon Bucchan

    5 years ago

    hmmm get sick of the sea probably die/drown/be lost to on the ocean or own a badass moat and have lightning strike everytime I laugh or say something creepy

  • 1

    Marianne April Salinas

    5 years ago

    geez, i'll just fly to places in a plane or something...? lol

  • 1

    georgieloveschocs

    5 years ago

    Castle on an invincible indestructible cloud!

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