Having a big penis does not mean that you're automatically good at it.
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- You never have to do one of the two, you would rather never tie your shoes again than never untangle headphone wires again.
- You would rather be woken up at 3AM every morning and forced to watch Mrs. Doubtfire than get punched in the face by an average man once every two months.
- You would rather be an only child and be abused than live with a family of 10 siblings that hated you.
- You would rather Spill hot glue over your naked lap than Glue your eyes shut with super glue.
- If you were in high school, you would rather Have your face covered in severe acne than Be extremely fat.