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- You would rather Only eat stuffing for the rest of your life than Only drink gravy for the rest of your life.
- You would rather have been to Hogwarts than trained under Obi-Wan Kenobi.
- You would rather Be on an episode of COPS than Be on an episode of Cheaters.
- You would rather Have an uncontrollable itch that attacks at sporradic times than Always have chapped lips.
- You would rather cheese grate your upper arm than slide down a fireman pole covered in tacks into a pool of rubbing alcohol.