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56% Eat only KFC for a month

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Eat only Taco Bell for a month

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  • 254

    babalooskies

    8 years ago

    have you...been to taco bell?

    • 110

      Sierra Schwartz

      5 years ago

      EXACTLY.

    • 133

      Tom Turnbull

      5 years ago

      diarrea for a month.

    • 39

      sada

      5 years ago

      Luv tacos

    • 43

      OneMadCritic

      5 years ago

      Yes, but would you be willing to go through the inevitable diarrhea explosion?

    • 24

      Meemo2

      5 years ago

      kfc abuses chickens! do not choose kfc! go to youtube and search what kfc does to chickens, its graphic!

    • 44

      FUonxicorn

      5 years ago

      Omg omg Meemo2 there is chicken in tacos too omg omg.

    • 31

      Martinez

      5 years ago

      What kind of wimpy tacos have you been eating that has chicken instead of beef?

    • 34

      Michael Anthony Williams

      4 years ago

      Fucking weak ass stomachs. I've never gotten dirrhea from Taco Bell, however I have gotten many a shitty piece of chicken from KFC.

    • 3

      Franny

      4 years ago

      After I read Dipper goes to taco bell I love even more chicken

    • 5

      maxwell1981

      4 years ago

      Painful cramps > Diarrhea.

    • 3

      Meemo2

      4 years ago

      @FUonixcorn well...no abuse! UHDURRRRRRRRRRR

    • 5

      Levi

      4 years ago

      There is like no contest when taco bell is involved.

    • 13

      Peregrine

      4 years ago

      Taco Bell: "Do you know what they do to those poor chickens?" Me: "No, but it tastes DELISHIOS!

    • 6

      CellGirl

      4 years ago

      I don't get diarrhea. I get happy. (Clown from my cousin's basement appears.) No not you Happy. Not today.

    • 1

      Marko Milovanovich

      4 years ago

      tacos healthy

    • 2

      zFredu

      4 years ago

      I pressed the wrong one.. And yes I am black

    • 7

      Halfnemo

      4 years ago

      @meemo2 and taco bell abuses cows? who the fuck cares kfc is way better

    • 6

      LionWolfHybrid

      4 years ago

      Where will you be when diarrhea hits?

    • 7

      Hero_Rareheart

      3 years ago

      KFC is delishous

    • 1

      Kirk

      3 years ago

      Tacos

    • 5

      Mirandathepanda

      3 years ago

      they don't cook correctly

    • 1

      Utah G

      3 years ago

      taco bell is great

    • 0

      A'reya Davis

      3 years ago

      When you eat at taco bell there better be a bathroom withing 1 mile

    • 1

      blakestar44

      3 years ago

      lol ikr

    • 3

      Jacob Dittmer

      3 years ago

      Taco Bell makes people gassy

    • 4

      Brobotnik

      3 years ago

      Diarrhea vs Super Diarrhea. The lesser of two evils it is.

    • 1

      Tdog

      3 years ago

      Yes...... I regreted it for quite a while.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Yes and my name is dipper

    • 0

      SwagMaster

      2 years ago

      Yes, EXTREME BURRITO!!!!

    • 1

      WindigoGaming87

      2 years ago

      Idk why people have to bring up poop in this chain. No, I have not been to Taco Belle. I'm not sure if I've been to KFC or not. I am sure I have been to Popeyes ONLY FOR THE DRIVE-THRU. I don't enter restaurants that have a drive through.

    • 1

      WindigoGaming87

      2 years ago

      I misspelled "Bell". DANG AUTO CORRECT!

    • 1

      Shannon

      1 year ago

      @babalooskies - have you seen how...unhealthy KFC is? @Tom Turnbull - KFC has unhealthy fried chicken. @OneMadCritic - would you be willing to go through the inevitable diarrhea explosion that comes with KFC? @FUonxicorn - you don't have to get chicken tacos. @Franny - you could get chicken at Taco Bell, too. @maxwel1981 - you can get diarrhea from KFC, too. @Peregrine - that is so cruel. Chickens are living creatures, too. @Halfnemo - Taco Bell does not abuse cows, because they actually have a heart and don't abuse animals. @LionWolfHybrid - at the toilet, where I will reflect back on my amazing meal. @Hero_Rareheart - Taco Bell is delishouser. @Mirandathepanda - KFC abuses chickens, therefore they don't cook their chickens correctly. @Jacob Dittmer - KFC makes chickens miserable. @Brobotnik - depends what you order... @WindigoGaming87 - KFC has drive-thrus too.

    • 0

      PippinKK

      1 year ago

      I love Taco Bell

    • 0

      JoshtheOverlander

      1 year ago

      I have been to Taco Bell and they're food is fucking tasty. Besides, I don't have to eat the super spicy stuff. However, I do love spicy foods.

    • 1

      pekinggalador284

      1 year ago

      i have never gone to taco bell

    • 0

      Pinkie pie

      1 year ago

      @half you idiot. People kill cows to lower the animal population and for food. It is not abusing.

    • 0

      Max

      1 year ago

      So true

    • 0

      lee

      1 year ago

      nope

    • 0

      NTShd

      1 year ago

      I hate chicken.

    • 1

      Bruhman908

      1 year ago

      Yes. Chicken all day

    • 2

      Kawaii Quilava

      1 year ago

      KFC is life! And I don't have a Taco Bell where I live so yeah!

    • 2

      RandomGamer576

      1 year ago

      I haven't lol

    • 0

      Joe

      1 year ago

      the taco bell we go to doesnt cause diarrea to me.

    • 0

      Thomas1

      1 year ago

      Noooooooo

    • 0

      Thomas1

      1 year ago

      Nooooooooo

    • 3

      [REMOVED]

      1 year ago

      Never had Taco Bell doesn't exist in uk

    • 0

      Squidy336

      1 year ago

      No actually

    • 1

      Deadpool

      1 year ago

      If you feel down just think that someone out there has to clean the bathroom…………… at taco bell

    • 0

      chatzy

      1 year ago

      kfc? kfc......... KFC!!!!!!!!! K!!!!!!!! F!!!!!!!!!!!!! C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1

      Hunter io

      1 year ago

      Sometimes you gotta live mas ;)

    • 0

      Jaxz

      1 year ago

      CHICK CHICK CHICKEN EVERY DAYYY

    • 0

      CreeperTron259

      1 year ago

      yep

    • 0

      TheBlobfish

      1 year ago

      No mashed potatoes. Not ripping on mashed potatoes it's just KFC mashed potatoes.

    • 0

      jack

      1 year ago

      no

    • 0

      TurdManJones

      1 year ago

      Constant Diarrea IfIts Taco bell.

    • 0

      TurdManJones

      1 year ago

      If Its*

    • 0

      Marcos

      1 year ago

      Kfc has mutant animals ensted of chicken witch is why it's called KFC and not Kentucky Fried Chicken cuz it's not chicken

    • 0

      harambe

      1 year ago

      no its not in my country

    • 0

      Tenk

      1 year ago

      @Meemo2 Taco bell gets stuff from people abusing cows! U wouldnt want them to get hurt would u?

    • 0

      Sharders

      1 year ago

      Have you SEEN the chickens they breed?

    • 0

      IPlayThisInClass

      1 year ago

      lel all these people forgetting that kfc has more than just chicken xD I'm gonna chill here in canada eating my poutine which is technically from kfc :P

    • 0

      Kupperz

      1 year ago

      Be Black or Be Gassy

    • 0

      Deadshot_08

      11 months ago

      Still... Kfc

    • 0

      Allodoxaphobia

      11 months ago

      I'm still here, aren't I?

    • 1

      Dodde

      11 months ago

      Here in Brazil KFC have lunch

    • 1

      JordanEdwards

      10 months ago

      Dude.... If yah haven't tried Taco Bell yah missing out on Life. That's the best Mexican-American food place in America...!

    • 0

      Sarah

      10 months ago

      I would rather have a veggie taco or something than fried chicken and get fat

    • 1

      Vaca

      8 months ago

      Have you been a vegetarian in KFC? (I clicked the wrong one)

    • 0

      112233e

      6 months ago

      NO!!!! But want to

    • 0

      sean

      4 months ago

      Never said you can't go to a half tacobell half KFC so you can have both

  • 101

    Brendan

    8 years ago

    Have you...been to kfc?

    • 33

      sada

      5 years ago

      Yes

    • 19

      Tazz Modan

      5 years ago

      Well, luckily they changed taco bell beef to be around 40% meat so they can call it beef again yay.

    • 28

      qwert93159

      5 years ago

      I worked at a KFC for a couple months. From my time there, I was mildly impressed. I thought KFC was horrible all around when it came to food and food prep, but we had an actual chef in the back (the only one allowed to touch the chicken before it was fried/grilled) and most of the ingredients, while not always the freshest, weren't horrible. Much better than Taco Bell.

    • 8

      cornholio

      5 years ago

      HAVE YOU BEEN TO BURRITO BELL???!!!

    • 8

      Weeaboss

      5 years ago

      Uh, yeah. It's way higher quality than Taco Bell.

    • 7

      Smokey.Kat

      5 years ago

      Yeah, I don't think any of it's real chicken...

    • 6

      HgolfG

      5 years ago

      20% black, 30% white = KFC 20% texacans, 30% white = taco bell

    • 9

      halo66333

      4 years ago

      Kfc means kids fattening centre

    • 1

      yon

      4 years ago

      I'm black and most of the people the said kfc are black

    • 2

      Licha Vega

      1 year ago

      Have u been to KFP Kentucky fried pigeon

    • 0

      Branden Waite

      1 year ago

      U ARE POOPY HEAD

    • 2

      bear from the revenant

      1 year ago

      BUT YOU GET FOOKING CRUNCHWRAPS AND SHIT. THE FOOKING DORITOS LOCO TACOS THERE. WHAT THE FOOK DOU YE THINK YOURE TALKING ABOUT MATE. NOW FUCK OFF.

    • 2

      Silvermist

      1 year ago

      Yes, KFC stands for 'Kids Fatening Centre' just so you know :)

    • 0

      Jaxz

      1 year ago

      OH YES silvermist no it doesn't it stands for something kentuckys fried chicken

    • 0

      ryan53567242

      1 year ago

      yes when my mum doesnt cook

    • 0

      F2P!

      7 months ago

      Yes

    • 0

      NRG

      6 months ago

      Yes it sucks

  • 16

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    Let me think this this through....Live on the toilet for a moth or eat a truck load of chicken?

  • 12

    4chan

    4 years ago

    We don't have Taco Bell here.

  • 12

    Jim

    8 years ago

    More variety. Plus you can order a sandwich that uses chicken breast as the bread. The Bread! Thats three times the chicken.

    • 5

      Tom Turnbull

      5 years ago

      no. its actually two pieces of chicken with cheese and bacon in the middle. its twice the chicken

    • 3

      Meezydeniro

      4 years ago

      Have fun with that heart attack.

    • 3

      ireadam

      4 years ago

      This was hardest question on this ever.

    • 0

      just_me

      3 years ago

      If you've eaten that, you really need to watch your carbs.

    • 0

      just_me

      3 years ago

      If you've eaten that, you really need to watch your carbs.

  • 9

    Thatguy20

    5 years ago

    Id have the shits for 3 years if i had taco bell for a month

  • 9

    Kelou4

    6 years ago

    At least Taco Bell has salads and what not. And those delicious cinnamony things.

    • 3

      Rein

      5 years ago

      those are supposed to churros

    • 6

      Putridgrim

      4 years ago

      I would think KFC has more variety what with the plethora of sides

  • 7

    drizzy

    5 years ago

    I hate taco bell. Kfc is fine.

  • 6

    Okimoki

    5 years ago

    Haven't been in both of this but the guys in the comments liked KFC better.

  • 6

    WeedDemon96

    5 years ago

    KFC gives me the shits

  • 5

    Super ewok

    5 years ago

    So am i black or a teenager

  • 5

    MsEmizzleFizzle

    6 years ago

    Eh, Taco Bell is actually healthier for you if you don't get the stuff that is LOADED with beef and cheese. And, frankly, KFC makes me sick just smelling it.

  • 4

    taco

    4 years ago

    Hardest choice of my life

  • 4

    Connor

    5 years ago

    i enjoy solid pooping solids

  • 3

    Derek Perez

    3 years ago

    why not both

  • 3

    xpumpkin<3

    3 years ago

    I picked both

    • 0

      Das

      1 year ago

      Lol no you picked taco bell like me :p

  • 3

    Connor Ryan

    4 years ago

    KFC chicken can't be classified as chicken that's y they changed there name so...

    • 0

      Totallyaname

      1 year ago

      no chicken can be considered real chicken. its all processed garbage.

  • 3

    anonymousfapper

    5 years ago

    I wonder which one Tyrone voted on?

  • 3

    jacooob

    5 years ago

    Taco bell doesn't even give you the shits and kfcs chicken is horrible tacos all the way

  • 1

    Axeman

    4 months ago

    They said www.blasty.pl/14774/kfc-t...e-kurczaki guy on the left is the master :D

  • 0

    Omniscient1111

    1 week ago

    I haven't been to either...

  • 2

    Ron Gonzalez Jr

    4 years ago

    As a black man there has never been an easier question posed to me than this

  • 2

    Daniel Joseph Harris

    4 years ago

    I work at a Taco Bell KFC combination i found this question very very great haha!

  • 2

    Braden van wyk

    4 years ago

    KFC trust me I would rather have a few chickens die than have diarrhea 4 a month their are more chickens than people in the world

  • 2

    iMustacheUaQuestion

    4 years ago

    i like chicken.... fried chicken.... kentucky fried chicken....

  • 2

    RacistJuan

    4 years ago

    Taco Bell side effects are deadly

  • 2

    PurpleTigers

    4 years ago

    I would get so fat at KFC

  • 2

    Caleb Cherry

    4 years ago

    Well. KFC serves chick, chicken and more chicken. Where as Taco Bell is starting to come out with some new items like their salads and Doritos locos tacos stuff

  • 2

    stiglitz

    5 years ago

    either way i'm having the shits for a month, at least with tacobell i have some variety.

  • 2

    Nathan Walters

    5 years ago

    The Toilet...

  • 2

    W!ND0L!CK3R

    5 years ago

    well you're gonna regret both but im go get stoned and get some doritos locos tacos

  • 2
  • 0

    yoboi

    2 weeks ago

    KFC has more variety

  • 0

    GymnastGirl07

    2 weeks ago

    Now I am craving some KFC chicken wings

  • 0

    Default Animator

    3 weeks ago

    i dont eat taco bell

  • 0

    WouldIRather

    3 weeks ago

    It's either only fried chicken or having diarrhea.

  • 0

    underjake

    4 weeks ago

    Taco bell is frickin awsome

  • 0

    Omatuht

    4 weeks ago

    I have never tried taco bell

  • 0

    KettouRyuujin

    1 month ago

    #Celiac. #sadlyobvious #whynogrilleddoubledown???

  • 1

    ISCAPSLOCKON

    11 months ago

    If you chose Taco Bell, you might as well glue the toilet to yourself.

  • 1

    Charlie

    1 year ago

    My mom once got KFC and found a feather in her chicken

  • 0

    Mycoolusername

    1 month ago

    no thanks i'm not american i like chicken

  • 1

    zuzekmatteo65

    1 year ago

    When I watched that kfc episode from South Park, for some reason it made kfc look good

  • 0

    Yeet

    1 month ago

    lol

  • 1

    jacksepticeye

    1 year ago

    #1 farting the rest your life! #2 have you been to taco bell? #3 You don't care do you.

  • 1

    Sherman Witcher

    1 year ago

    Already do both

  • 1

    Maggie

    1 year ago

    I would NEVER even eat Taco Bell for a week

  • 0

    brooklyn

    1 month ago

    they are the same thing

  • 1

    88Potato88

    1 year ago

    Taco Bell is hands down better than KFC for me! This was easy

  • 1

    HoopHoop

    1 year ago

    there are no taco bell on my country, so...

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