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You would run faster or jump higher than anyone else. Nikes not included.

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  • 226

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me.

    • 46

      NicktheQuick2312

      8 years ago

      I THREW IT ON UR FACEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 73

      Vesko

      7 years ago

      My dad's not a phone!

    • 43

      SConnelly53

      7 years ago

      PUT THAT GARBAGE IN ANOTHER MAN'S FACE.

    • 43

      Puffer Bluntman

      7 years ago

      I'm not gonna be a part of this system!

    • 51

      anarchy_angel

      7 years ago

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

    • 46

      FireballBurrito

      7 years ago

      WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!

    • 38

      Bogdan Livinski

      7 years ago

      So many things to throw on the ground ....

    • 28

      Gsok

      7 years ago

      Like this, and this, andd that...

    • 26

      xXxLegitFallenAngelsxXx

      7 years ago

      And even this.

    • 30

      Mathias Axmann

      7 years ago

      MY BUTTHOLE WAS ON FIRE

    • 22

      Blue_Xephos

      7 years ago

      If someone else did end up running faster than you, would you automatically just get faster?

    • 21

      Joy

      7 years ago

      What you think I am? A CHARITY CASE?

    • 10

      Scorpion

      7 years ago

      C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

    • 5

      AshesOfBliss

      7 years ago

      WTF???? I'M SOOOO CONFUSED! TACOS?

    • 23

      blaaarg

      7 years ago

      YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM, MAN!

    • 10

      berenkuntz

      7 years ago

      MY NUCLEAR BROCOLLI IS DANCING AGAIN!

    • 3

      Francesca Ortiz

      7 years ago

      HEY THERE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK???

    • 0

      chance

      7 years ago

      niga hops

    • 12

      Mzz Ren

      7 years ago

      they kept tazing on my butthole, over and over

    • 6

      Frostfang Sakota

      7 years ago

      I don't take no handouts!

    • 2

      Max

      7 years ago

      Boing

    • 2

      Twilight_Lights

      7 years ago

      i'm the new easter bunny

    • 3

      RH Stealth

      6 years ago

      C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

    • 2

      Slate Curtis

      6 years ago

      I'm not sure if this comments irrelevant or not.

    • 2

      Felipe Tan

      6 years ago

      ALL RIGHT WHO GAVE THE LLAMA THE PEANUT BUTTER!

    • 6

      Jessica Filipovic

      6 years ago

      I'M AN ADUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT!!!!

    • 1

      jemm13

      6 years ago

      Jumping high=super powerful legs=kickass kicks=awesome fighter

    • 4

      NoahTheUnicornJedi

      6 years ago

      YOU CANT BUY ME HOT DOGS MAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    • 4

      Sandwich

      6 years ago

      THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS DONT TRUST THE SYSTEM!

    • 9

      Tyler

      6 years ago

      I died laughing reading all of these comments ^

    • 8

      kangcool09

      6 years ago

      you can take fall damage so while you guys break your legs i will win the oliympics

    • 0

      Aracknitor

      6 years ago

      Blue_xephos I hope so

    • 1

      Hero_Rareheart

      6 years ago

      You could get killed when you land if you jump to high

    • 17

      jono

      6 years ago

      was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink "Run faster, jump higher" Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me I threw it on the ground You must think I'm a joke I ain't gonna be part of your system Man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins I go to my favorite hot dog stand And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free." I said, "Man! What do I look like? A charity case?" I took it and threw it on the ground! I don't need your handouts! I'm an adult! Please! You can't buy me hot dog, man! At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone! I threw it on the ground! What, you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of your system My dad's not a phone! DUH! Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground! I threw the rest of the cake, too! Welcome to the real word, jackass! So many things to throw on the ground Like this, and this, and that, and even this I'm an ADULT! Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph GROUND! Nobody wants your autograph, phonies! Then the two phonies got up Turned out they had a taser And they tased me in the butthole Fell to the ground The phonies didn't let up Tasin' on my butthole over and over I was screamin' and squirmin' My butthole was on fire The moral of the story is You can't trust the system Man!

    • 5

      WH33LS

      6 years ago

      i'm confused

    • 4

      Glaceon999

      6 years ago

      I'D WIN AT MANHUNT

    • 0

      Mafalda T.

      5 years ago

      I FELT TO THE GROUND

    • 3

      Michael Litoris

      5 years ago

      WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!

    • 5

      Reks

      5 years ago

      i fucking love you internet

    • 1

      Kinghorse

      4 years ago

      Jump too high fall down die

    • 3

      monsterhunter100

      4 years ago

      I could run faster then Usan Bolt! I yell as I running by, "FUCK YOU! CAN'T CATCH ME!!!"

    • 1

      Satoshima

      4 years ago

      See, running fast will get you somewhere, jumping is just stupid. TIME YOU KIDS GREW UP!

    • 1

      Eli

      4 years ago

      And I thew it on the grond

    • 2

      Christian Moreno

      4 years ago

      And suddenly,the madness continues (or does it)

    • 3

      TurtlesAreDaBest

      4 years ago

      I LIKE TURTLES

    • 0

      Trenton Worthy

      4 years ago

      I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOUUND

    • 1

      ZJBlah

      4 years ago

      YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM!

    • 1

      MyPasswordIsPassword

      4 years ago

      I'M AN ADULT!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      SANIKDSG

      4 years ago

      i love the lonely island!!

    • 3

      JustSomeRandomGuy

      4 years ago

      With the laws of physics applied, if you can run faster than anyone (example: DC Comic's The Flash) then you will be able to use that speed as a propulsion mechanism therefore also jumping higher than anyone. Also, if you were to be able to run that fast you could run on water, or- while running- punch someone and have them fly a few city blocks (injury in your fist inevitable unless the speed is in account to the strength of your entire physical mass).

    • 0

      pokedex819

      4 years ago

      Either way, you would have the leg strength to do both...

    • 0

      Frisk

      4 years ago

      HAHAH dude look at the word Man in your comment

    • 1

      Frisk

      4 years ago

      Dude, Run Fast, Dress up like Sonic, Then pretend your sanic

    • 0

      rick-grimezzzz

      4 years ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

    • 0

      JTBSpartan

      4 years ago

      I took the poison, and I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

    • 0

      Stegrenator

      4 years ago

      U JUST GOT DUNKED ON!!!

    • 0

      JackKillinIt

      4 years ago

      YOU CANT BUY ME HOT DOG MAN

    • 0

      Luffy

      4 years ago

      Who tf wants to jump high?

    • 0

      Jon Targaryen

      3 years ago

      I Answered This Question THEN I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

    • 0

      Blueternity

      3 years ago

      I run fast anyway. ;)

    • 0

      Vedangstar

      3 years ago

      the flash

    • 0

      CraftingBench316

      3 years ago

      At least I wouldn't break my ankles everyday I play baseball

    • 0

      AustinIsNyanCat

      3 years ago

      You could do parkour doh.

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      3 years ago

      I could be like a kangaroo!

    • 0

      FfionM

      3 years ago

      The cake is a lie.

    • 0

      tommy

      3 years ago

    • 0

      BBK

      3 years ago

      At least i can go back in time and undo the situations ive been in with girls

    • 0

      Gaxxy

      3 years ago

      LET'SA GO

    • 0

      amazingthings

      2 years ago

      id be flash cuz u could have enough speed to jump high

    • 0

      Cueball

      2 years ago

      Google Jesus Lizard

    • 0

      RKDen

      2 years ago

      @Vesko whAT-

    • 0

      NWolfiGD

      2 years ago

      How many replies are there going to be by the end of this year

    • 0

      Justinbro1234

      2 years ago

      SPLAT!!!

    • 0

      Sam Roof

      1 year ago

      Basketball dunks, here I come!

    • 0

      FaZe_Hero

      11 months ago

      What the heck goes on here?

  • 79

    iamdrebbits

    9 years ago

    the flash. oh yeah!

    • 12

      Cameron

      7 years ago

      the hulk...just less of the rage

    • 35

      Brendan Rasenberger

      7 years ago

      I WANNA BE BLACK!!!

    • 6

      T.P.N

      7 years ago

      well then i can say my black part is under the belt :D

    • 7

      PaperlessPaper

      6 years ago

      @Brendan Rasenberg, I know you are trying to be funny and all, but some things just... aren't. Like "I WANNA BE BLACK!!!!" That is EXACTLY what you said. And yes, I am AFRICAN AMERICAN.

    • 1

      Shawn Lee

      6 years ago

      Yea the flash

    • 2

      JJBCREATE

      5 years ago

      I'm top at running in high school so I now could jump the hurdles too!

    • 10

      JustSomeRandomGuy

      4 years ago

      With the laws of physics applied, if you can run faster than anyone (example: DC Comic's The Flash) then you will be able to use that speed as a propulsion mechanism therefore also jumping higher than anyone. Also, if you were to be able to run that fast you could run on water, or- while running- punch someone and have them fly a few city blocks (injury in your fist inevitable unless the speed is in account to the strength of your entire physical mass).

    • 2

      Luka Baturić

      4 years ago

      It never said you would have super jump or super run. Only run faster or jump higher than anyone. But if we were talking superpowers, super run would be probably better.

    • 0

      Natalie_Sweet

      3 years ago

      I love running

    • 0

      PS Shazam

      3 years ago

      Must proceed at a high velocity = Sanic

  • 49

    Timothy P. McGee

    7 years ago

    With the laws of physics applied, if you can run faster than anyone (example: DC Comic's The Flash) then you will be able to use that speed as a propulsion mechanism therefore also jumping higher than anyone. Also, if you were to be able to run that fast you could run on water, or- while running- punch someone and have them fly a few city blocks (injury in your fist inevitable unless the speed is in account to the strength of your entire physical mass).

    • 14

      Kevin Lavon Collins Eason

      7 years ago

      No, you would be able to jump far, not high.

    • 0

      samsung

      7 years ago

      If you can jump higher than anyone and superheroes are included in that, then one leap can take you wherever you want much faster than running.

    • 2

      Justus Smith

      7 years ago

      it says "fast" it doesnt say HOW fast, it might only be a little faster than Usain, which isn't really all that fast compared to animals and cars.... but it still beats jumping high (again dont know how high) and looking like a freak.

    • 0

      Jorge

      7 years ago

      Wishful thinking. I bet it means you can only run like half-again as fast as you already can. Same with jumping.

    • 4

      Aweyeah

      7 years ago

      Some races offer a $$$$ reward for winning 1st place in them.Can't do that while jumping,can you?NOPE

    • 8

      FreezingFire

      7 years ago

      If superheros are included then when you jump you will fucking splatter

    • 0

      Iwouldrather...

      7 years ago

      you helped me make my decision

    • 0

      1kili2

      6 years ago

      @kevin lavon if you run fast that energy impulses you in the direction you go so if you jump forward you would indeed jump farther but seeing you JUMP it means some energy also impulses you farther upward and if you can run that fast you can run straight or almost straight up a building and than without jumping al that energy would pull you forward wich in this case is straight up and i would be kinda like jumping higher it woulden even have to be a building a wall would do fine aswell

    • 0

      Eli

      4 years ago

      First off super heros fly it's not jumping 2nd bum!

    • 0

      lol

      4 years ago

      If you can jump high you would only break your legs always

    • 0

      RKDen

      2 years ago

      LOOPHOLE! And woah, smart!

    • 0

      RKDen

      2 years ago

      @Eli Some superheroes don't fly.

  • 32

    Brian

    8 years ago

    Winning races is fun.

    • 1

      Aweyeah

      7 years ago

      Agreed,plus some of them offer cash rewards for winning

    • 6

      T.P.N

      7 years ago

      fuck that HARDCORE PARKOUR!!!

    • 0

      JustSomeRandomGuy

      4 years ago

      With the laws of physics applied, if you can run faster than anyone (example: DC Comic's The Flash) then you will be able to use that speed as a propulsion mechanism therefore also jumping higher than anyone. Also, if you were to be able to run that fast you could run on water, or- while running- punch someone and have them fly a few city blocks (injury in your fist inevitable unless the speed is in account to the strength of your entire physical mass).

  • 21

    tawnychad

    9 years ago

    No po-po could catch this!

  • 14

    Xinix Benson

    7 years ago

    tf2 scout can do both

  • 12

    Rythmbot

    8 years ago

    Ow, might as well jump, JUMP! Go ahead and jump!

    • 0

      JustSomeRandomGuy

      4 years ago

      With the laws of physics applied, if you can run faster than anyone (example: DC Comic's The Flash) then you will be able to use that speed as a propulsion mechanism therefore also jumping higher than anyone. Also, if you were to be able to run that fast you could run on water, or- while running- punch someone and have them fly a few city blocks (injury in your fist inevitable unless the speed is in account to the strength of your entire physical mass).

  • 8

    overtherainbow

    8 years ago

    wheeeeee! i could like jump from building to building and shit. be a fucking badass.

    • 24

      123brynner

      8 years ago

      jump high but when you hit the floor your dead

    • 26

      Crusharush

      8 years ago

      Im assuming that you can survive the landing

    • 6

      Jeff Wederski

      6 years ago

      which means assassinations form the empire state building lol

    • 2

      JustSomeRandomGuy

      4 years ago

      With the laws of physics applied, if you can run faster than anyone (example: DC Comic's The Flash) then you will be able to use that speed as a propulsion mechanism therefore also jumping higher than anyone. Also, if you were to be able to run that fast you could run on water, or- while running- punch someone and have them fly a few city blocks (injury in your fist inevitable unless the speed is in account to the strength of your entire physical mass).

  • 7

    Andy

    8 years ago

    You'll break your knees if you jump too high

  • 6

    jsdev

    9 years ago

    think about it, jumping high could be a weakness. e.g. you need a place to land. think about it, as most high flying basketball players know, when you are in the air, you are at your most vulnerable.

    • 6

      Paul

      7 years ago

      Yea well the only reason I'd want to jump high is to win at basketball. No need for running super fast, I'll be fine with being an average runner

    • 4

      theTexan

      7 years ago

      Jumping high doesn't make you good at bball, one good fake and your 15 ft in the air and f***** while I dribble in for the easy bucket.

    • 7

      Advance

      7 years ago

      And anyway, at the speed you'd be going at while running fast would make you jump considerably higher.

  • 5

    Vesko

    7 years ago

    "You would run faster or jump higher than anyone else." This doesn't mean leaping on buildings or being the Flash, have you fallen on your heads or something?! It is more like running a 0.01 faster than Usein Bolt or being able to jump 4,5 metres or something like that.

    • 0

      Frisk

      4 years ago

      Bro ur a nerd Ur pretty smart

    • 0

      Node Kat

      3 years ago

      But when you can jump higher you can drop kick anyone

  • 5

    QuestionHunter5000

    8 years ago

    you could run up buildings so whats the use of jumping

  • 4

    Jacob Esser

    6 years ago

    If you jump, you also have to land.:D

  • 4

    mashalac

    7 years ago

    running is a better benefit for yourself

  • 4

    kellhann

    7 years ago

    Running fast will come in handy during the Zombie Apocalypse!

  • 4

    Morgan Marie

    8 years ago

    ....

  • 4

    Brdie

    8 years ago

    Jump high! Have you seen the Hulk? He doesn't run fast but jumps high.. And look how far he had gotten! Its just the way things fall down, Right?

    • 1

      Jorge

      7 years ago

      He does actually run pretty fast.

    • 0

      Blake

      7 years ago

      Yes and he crashes into everything. Have fun with that.

  • 4

    medusaman

    8 years ago

    Sonic? Who's that?

  • 4

    GareBear

    9 years ago

    Vroom vroom.

  • 3

    Sean Height

    4 years ago

    JUMP HIGH GRAVITY SPIKE THIS SHIT

  • 3

    Celina Hernández

    4 years ago

    Like sanik

  • 3

    Miyafuji Yoshika

    6 years ago

    I always have dreams and feelings that I'm floating and not falling down at all or fast... it's really unnerving

  • 3

    Wimmie de Vette

    6 years ago

    Let me say, i am just like sonic. (speed sound)

    • 1

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      I knew someone is going to mention that. I like Sonic too! As he would say: "Gotta go fast!"

  • 3

    Noah Collins

    7 years ago

    Be black, do both

  • 3

    Kane

    8 years ago

    or you could just be peurto rican and do both

  • 3

    Derek

    8 years ago

    Problem is I can already run fast and Jump high >.

    • 1

      PedoBear

      7 years ago

      this'll make you run faster, jump higher

  • 3

    jazzhands

    8 years ago

    You could jump higher if you ran faster.

    • 4

      YourChoiceIsStupid

      7 years ago

      Vertical velocity does not affect horizontal velocity dumbshit. Stop watching cartoons.

    • 0

      David

      7 years ago

      Jump in a lateral manner, and you could be just as fast. Run upwards (?!logic) an you can jump high too

  • 2

    Lightning Pixel

    3 years ago

    Be the Sonic Hedgehog / Be the Super Mario

  • 2

    Neal

    4 years ago

    The Flash

  • 2

    Frederik

    6 years ago

    Well running fast and jumping high goes hand in hand in real life, so double finger it and see what u press ;)

  • 2

    Jemma

    7 years ago

    Lol

  • 2

    theboss_15

    8 years ago

    its like john carter

  • 2

    WOOTWOT

    8 years ago

    im black

  • 0

    DanielGamer

    3 weeks ago

    What will jumping high help with? Like...

  • 0

    Jeremiah

    1 month ago

    if you jump high that would hurt

  • 0

    Big man ting

    1 month ago

    Wanna see some real speed bitch I’ll show you some real speed

  • 1

    STORM(CAT)

    1 year ago

    if i could run fast i could go push people and run away steal stuff watch girls in the shower whitout getting caught yay and i can go to farmers and ride their pigs so when the farmer comes whit a shotgun i run away and leave a letter on the pig (thanks for the ride old man) and the n i would go do that all day long

  • 1

    Anaqitube

    2 years ago

    Its A Hard Choice. Be Sonic Or Be Mario?

  • 0

    FailQuartzPlays

    1 month ago

    because you can build up enough momentum to jump high, so run fast is a great option

  • 0

    Pop

    1 month ago

    I’m fast as fuck BOI

  • 1

    Riley

    3 years ago

    Be the flash

  • 1

    Logan Willard

    4 years ago

    HE NEEDS SOME MILK!!

  • 1

    Cammandor6

    4 years ago

    I CLICKED THE WRONG ONE!!!

    • 1

      Frisk

      4 years ago

      IM a N00B (Backround MLG) OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? OH!

  • 1

    GryFlo

    4 years ago

    I'm good at running, so where's the problem?

    • 0

      Frisk

      4 years ago

      do you even know how slow i am in my game? Dude, im a sloth there.

  • 1

    Treecko

    4 years ago

    Gotta go fast

  • 1

    Haiiiiii

    4 years ago

    I can already run fast. Lol

  • 1

    thesystemoutsmarter

    4 years ago

    it doesnt say how fast u r so u can run faster than the flash #gotta go fast

  • 0

    Finlay Hunt

    1 month ago

    think about how much money Usain Bolt earned during his career

  • 1

    Gonçalo Dias

    5 years ago

    Running fast gives u more balnce to jump higher

  • 1

    Gonçalo Dias

    5 years ago

    Running fast gives u more balnce to jump higher

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