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46% Be hysterically funny

54% Be absolutely beautiful

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Be hysterically funny
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Be absolutely beautiful

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  • 220

    JustRose

    8 years ago

    i can still have a great personality without being funny....i can still be smart, opinionated, and good willed...i don't have to have comedic genius to have a interesting personality...and i can still be pretty!! ^.^ ... XD

    • 590

      bwright1103

      8 years ago

      Man... I'm bored just reading your post.. maybe go for the funny part.

    • 241

      OhsnapitzEleanor

      8 years ago

      You can't be smart with that spelling and grammar...

    • 101

      MarshManOriginal

      8 years ago

      Anything without humor is boring. Ever see an action movie? Still got some humor in it. A drama? Yep, still some humor.

    • 75

      MightyLemur

      7 years ago

      You poor superficial person.

    • 13

      Dominic

      7 years ago

      [email protected] spelling and grammar are [email protected], youd still have some humor, you just would not as funny as eddie murphy or jeff dunham or adam sandler or youre preffered commedian! :)

    • 18

      David Michael Romano

      7 years ago

      @Dominic Oh my god. If I wasn't even as funny as Adam Sandler, being beautiful wouldn't help me. He's a fucking idiot.

    • 8

      Emma Napolitano

      7 years ago

      yeah, I don't mind being just somewhat funny, [like I probably am already] with the bonus of being really good looking.

    • 5

      Yukira

      7 years ago

      I picked this because no one gets my humor anyway :D Besides maybe it means you're the only one thinking that you are hysterically funny >:D

    • 4

      PiggehFayce

      7 years ago

      Well in that case, then I can be a hilarious as hell and also be attractive. Maybe not insanely beautiful, but still attractive.

    • 3

      Jean-Claude Jaquetti

      7 years ago

      For a women this /\ but for a man funny

    • 9

      Max

      7 years ago

      Me: Hey man how ya doin Guy:HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

    • 0

      Vampn

      7 years ago

      @Dminic *your

    • 9

      abitherabii

      7 years ago

      @JustRose, but that kinda defeats the purpose of choosing just one... Saying 'I chose beautiful because then I can STILL be funny' means that you are choosing both. If you chose beautiful, you aint gonna be funny.

    • 18

      Pass

      7 years ago

      I wish i could dislike comments so badly

    • 2

      Cerulean

      7 years ago

      You're not saying if I choose to be funny I turn into some ugly fat naked guy who stalk on people?

    • 1

      Anton Gullaffe Sjödin

      6 years ago

      I can still look beatiful even if im funny

    • 1

      Jakeyboyyyy

      6 years ago

      tldr

    • 4

      TheJoshuaBurger

      6 years ago

      I would rather people laugh at my joke then STARE AT MY FACE for long periods of time.

    • 4

      Anonymous

      6 years ago

      Hello. * Ba Dum Tush *

    • 1

      Oh Snap

      6 years ago

      To be honest...I'm already funny.

    • 1

      Yungblud

      6 years ago

      no, just no, if your not funny people will soon get sick of you, it'll be like hanging out with Sheldon from the big bang theory, they don't laugh at anything and don't make jokes, honestly looks mean nothing if your not likable already, it's like game graphics, their a good bonus but their not necessary

    • 1

      Michael May

      6 years ago

      I made a black guy's face turn red because of one of my jokes. =D

    • 1

      Mysticbutterflies

      6 years ago

      I picked hysterically funny because beauty fades.

    • 1

      Mysticbutterflies

      6 years ago

      Also a lot of people are afraid to aproach beautiful people. Most people are drawn to the funny person.

    • 0

      Jacob Dittmer

      5 years ago

      Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan, Bill Cosby, etc.

    • 1

      Cleaver9077

      5 years ago

      actually being beautiful is nothing it affects nothing but being funny actually affects your life

    • 0

      VincentMoon

      4 years ago

      Man, just reading your comment... ugh, you probably should of picked the funny option, lol.

    • 1

      VialityUK

      4 years ago

      He never said you had to be ugly, stupid.

    • 0

      da44nwavenga

      4 years ago

      @dominic the spelling is fine the grammar IS NOT FINE

    • 1

      JoaoChus

      4 years ago

      I'd rather be funny and basic english skills. I'm already beautiful (at least that's what my mom tells me).

    • 2

      $GT-AWAUL

      4 years ago

      BITCH IM FABULOUS

    • 1

      Rafael Barendse

      4 years ago

      its the same with the other 1

    • 0

      Zakk

      4 years ago

      I chose blue, because I am a boy I won't be absolutely beautiful but I will be absolutely handsome.

    • 1

      jack

      4 years ago

      im already beautiful

    • 1

      GABY

      4 years ago

      being funny is just a perk that everyone likes and just being beautiful doesnt get u anything in life... looks shouldnt matter

    • 0

      Amelietheduck

      4 years ago

      im already stunning!

    • 0

      motheman

      4 years ago

      im funny...plus i already have stunning looks...so this is a win win question...

    • 1

      LegoFoxy

      4 years ago

      Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the GUTS!! *ba dun tsss*

    • 0

      Shmev

      4 years ago

      im already beautiful

    • 0

      TheVoodooman1

      4 years ago

      I'd rather be constantly funny to everyone. I'd be able to make any joke in class and even my arch-nemesis and teacher would laugh. And my enemy HATES me. Like always has and always will.

    • 0

      TurdManJones

      4 years ago

      Atleast I'd Get Some Bitches.

    • 0

      loui

      4 years ago

      it is would you rather question not would you like to yourself now

    • 2

      Wags

      4 years ago

      im already funny might as well go for the looks

    • 0

      Ahlexiah

      4 years ago

      I'd rather think of personality than the appearance

    • 0

      LiterallyHitler

      3 years ago

      I am Sans...without the superpowers.

    • 1

      I am Bush

      3 years ago

      eh, some people say I am. I lack self importance and awareness when it comes to social situations.

    • 0

      Puppywinkles

      3 years ago

      Smart AND funny guy! HA! Also, the term is knowledgeable.

    • 0

      Bug7878

      3 years ago

      I totally agree with you! You don't need to be funny to have a good life.

    • 1

      I'll follow the sun

      3 years ago

      Personality>Beauty, personality is beauty.

    • 1

      Parnodïa

      3 years ago

      You don't need to be beautiful to have a good life either.

    • 0

      King

      3 years ago

      This question is just picking the thing you are not alerady

    • 1

      HopeyousteponaLego

      3 years ago

      You cannot possibly be intelligent with those word choices and grammar.

    • 2

      Mary Grace

      3 years ago

      ya ya ya u right ya ya its mean ye ya ya ya !(i always say ya in real life seriously XD)

    • 2

      IKnowImNotAlone

      3 years ago

      Why?? I rather going for ugly and have great personality and really funny.I dont care about ugly or what,I enjoy going for great personality and great jokes

    • 2

      jadyncute6

      3 years ago

      No

    • 1

      Gaxxy

      3 years ago

      I am already that funny.

    • 1

      Asianasianasianasian

      3 years ago

      already funny

    • 1

      PichuPlayz

      2 years ago

      JustRose So, according to your logic, I could still be somewhat beautiful. You know what, that also means I could just be handsome instead!

    • 1

      grolarbearsarelife

      2 years ago

      It better not be feminine beauty, no offense to women but I just want to stay looking like a man, rather than looking like a women and being a man, that would be embarrassing. Being absolutely beautiful to most women would be nice.

    • 1

      Techie720

      2 years ago

      I'm already both. (EGO INTENSIFIES)

    • 2

      Chewbrocca69

      2 years ago

      you don't have to be beautiful if you have what it takes on the inside.

    • 3

      JustSomeone

      2 years ago

      Honestly in my opinion personality is better than beauty so I chose to be funny

    • 4

      FRIKINORANGEJUICE

      2 years ago

      If i can't be funny I can't be beautiful, plus i'm socially awkward. I told one of my best friends she looked like trash and she took it as an insult, i meant like no sleep. and i have a trashy personallity and beauty is on the insiidie *has siezure of own lvl of extreme cringe*

    • 3

      Tyler

      2 years ago

      beauty isnt everything personality is everything and looks are a bonus

    • 1

      Izzy

      2 years ago

      Yah.

    • 2

      {SORAN}

      2 years ago

      In your opinion, maybe. But to the rest of us that are wasting their time reading your post, you're just annoying.

    • 2

      the correct

      2 years ago

      you are an asshole and an idiot, and you cannot be beautiful

    • 1

      Alex G.

      1 year ago

      KID...

    • 0

      WINGS234

      1 year ago

      uhujsjsjs

    • 0

      james

      1 year ago

      same

    • 0

      skylar

      4 months ago

      same that's why my boyfriends likes me

    • 0

      Socrates

      3 months ago

      All else equal, you have your normal traits plus one or the other. Being comedic on top of everything else would be way better, unless you look really bad

  • 97

    hendrxson

    9 years ago

    i dont want to be a beautiful man

    • 21

      Mr. Pen15

      7 years ago

      For a man it would be handsome I guess...

    • 2

      witty ninja cat123

      7 years ago

      Lol

    • 4

      Ólafur97

      7 years ago

      I'm already beautiful.

    • 35

      Summer

      7 years ago

      wow that's a bit silly, what's wrong with being beautiful? is it too feminine of a word for you? :/

    • 4

      Katie

      7 years ago

      Orlando Bloom is beautiful. XD

    • 2

      PaperlessPaper

      7 years ago

      @hendrxson, no chicks for you....

    • 0

      TheIdiotKing

      6 years ago

      Looks can kill

    • 9

      YouRatherInc.

      6 years ago

      This is gonna be like that one Fairly Odd Parents episode where Timmy wishes to be funny all the time, and no one took him seriously and they kept laughing. Also, you can still be funny to some degree, but also beautiful

    • 0

      Fly Guy

      6 years ago

      I mean.. I'm already pretty funny.

    • 0

      Fly Guy

      6 years ago

      I mean.. I'm already pretty funny.

    • 1

      I am Bush

      3 years ago

      If you are stating you think you are funny, you are not.

    • 1

      Mary Grace

      3 years ago

      then dont everyone will bully u think of that they will say OMG THAT BOY IS SO UGLY (thats a joke so dont say it was real bruh)

  • 38

    remixedmag

    10 years ago

    ...again, luckily, that's how it worked out for me...

  • 32

    Andrew

    8 years ago

    Humor stays with you, beauty dies out after so many years. When I'm old I can still be funny...

    • 1

      T.P.N

      7 years ago

      doesent say i lose my humor i already have

    • 0

      Skeleton Masher

      7 months ago

      Physical changes happen far more often than emotional changes

  • 14

    KatieSmurf

    8 years ago

    wow, 50/50 split! that's rare

  • 12

    Fawkes87

    6 years ago

    Have a personality, or be a shallow douche

    • 0

      Karsh

      4 years ago

      Being funny doesn't mean "being a nice guy who everybody likes". There quite a few guys in my high school who sometimes do or say something that makes me smirk or laugh. And I hate it when I do so, because those guys are fucking assholes and I don't want to give them that satisfaction. Also I prefer to laugh from people being funny or saying funny things than thinking up those things myself and making others laugh. That's what I've learned from having a brother who is a stand-upper.

    • 3

      NormalPanda

      4 years ago

      also being beutiful doesent mean you're a shallow douce

  • 11

    nashcali22

    8 years ago

    I can be pretty too, just because you are funny doesn't mean your ugly. But gorgeous people can be really super dumb ( dumb blonde jokes..)

    • 6

      Emma Napolitano

      7 years ago

      what you said about being funny goes both ways... funny people can be ugly or attractive, beautiful people can be stupid or smart or funny or unfunny. being hilariously funny =/= being ugly being absolutely beautiful =/= being unfunny or stupid ...and blonde jokes aren't about beautiful people, they're about blondes. that's making the assumption that blonde = beautiful.

  • 9

    conor

    8 years ago

    doesnt say anythin about being ugly and funny just funny

  • 9

    DarklordTheo

    8 years ago

    Getting laid is easier if you're a gloriously handsome man. How many chicks say "Took him back to my place because he was absolutely hilarious"

    • 23

      Rythmbot

      8 years ago

      What are you talking about? That happens all the time!

    • 45

      Crissy

      8 years ago

      That happens ALOT more than you think.

    • 18

      Tyler Hodesh

      8 years ago

      thats how i get laid. your obviously not funny then. you make a chick laugh then she likes more then just an atracted feeling

    • 2

      meoerrr

      7 years ago

      hot guy, boring... meh funny guy,hysterical. HAHAHAHA CAN I JUST MARRY YOU?

    • 5

      RenaLovington

      7 years ago

      That's how a lost my virginity. He laughed me into bed.

    • 0

      Isabella Wincott

      6 years ago

      I would. I don't give a shit about looks

  • 8

    ssamccan

    7 years ago

    "If you can make a woman laugh you can make her do anything" Marlyn Monroe

  • 7

    zobo fo sho

    7 years ago

    Doesn't say you can't be funny and beautiful.

  • 7

    Jakodi

    8 years ago

    That's a really close split!

  • 6

    Patrick Lessmiller

    7 years ago

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH FUCKIN' FUNNY

  • 6

    reginue

    7 years ago

    Humor gets u the booty!!!!! lol

  • 6

    Ryan

    8 years ago

    Become super-famous comedian, get laid anyway.

  • 5

    Jamie Huynh

    7 years ago

    dont wanna beautiful if im not funny makes life not fun .-.

  • 5

    Rebecca Kim

    8 years ago

    I'm tired of being ugly...

    • 5

      Isabella Wincott

      6 years ago

      Nobody is ugly. If someone calls you ugly then they are the one who is ugly... It's personality that matters.

    • 0

      Anthony5

      4 years ago

      there really is no ugly if you think about it, there's just different. humans overreact to different.

  • 4

    thanatos

    7 years ago

    i would get too much pun

  • 4

    lk5t

    7 years ago

    your influence on others would be worth it... You can be naturally pretty, not necessarily gorgeous! I'd kind of rather make people happy!

  • 4

    MightyLemur

    7 years ago

    Want to make friends? Be funny. Make people like you. Want to get a promotion? Be funny. Make people like you. Want to get in a relationship? Be funny. Make people like you. Want to be eyecandy? Go for the looks. I know my choice.

  • 4

    Morgan Marie

    8 years ago

    i wish i was beautiful

  • 4

    JakeSteel

    8 years ago

    I already am hysterically funny, so I picked beautiful. :)

  • 3

    Timmah27

    7 years ago

    If your beautiful, most likely people are still gonna laugh at your jokes.

  • 3

    SumthinMstBAvailable

    7 years ago

    Would rather be funny as hell.

  • 3

    gamer1234567890

    7 years ago

    Wow 50 50

    • 0

      Leo

      4 years ago

      ME TOO BUT TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • 3

    Greg

    8 years ago

    If you're beautiful you don't need to be funny to have people laugh at your jokes

  • 2

    CancerKid

    4 years ago

    I already am hysterically funny so yeah only a plus for me.

  • 2

    Hazuki

    6 years ago

    I personally think I am pretty but other people think I look strange

  • 2

    Oana-jellyfish

    7 years ago

    people will love you cause you make them happy, not because you're beautiful and boring..

  • 2

    Matthew Dustin

    7 years ago

    im already average so i woul choose funny

  • 2

    Yasmany Herrera

    7 years ago

    I don't know about most people but ill take a mean bitch with a beautiful face rather than a fat girl with great and funny personality... Sorry lol

    • 2

      Summer

      7 years ago

      Wow, rude. :/ You've already got the "mean bitch" part down.

  • 2

    Lewis

    8 years ago

    Funny gets the fanny...

  • 2

    valduck17

    8 years ago

    Being funny as a chick is just unappreciated. Looks is what matters for us, let's not even pretend

  • 2

    xPoseidon

    8 years ago

    never says you can't be a little bit funny...

    • 1

      Ryan Prasetyo-Li

      8 years ago

      People need to read this. Or realize if you're already funny, there's no loss.

  • 0

    Ty Karpyk

    4 weeks ago

    I'm already super funny, so now ill also be hot

  • 0

    NoI'mBetter

    1 month ago

    @bwright1103 I've never seen a punchline like this. Good job

  • 1

    Mercedes

    2 years ago

    Well if ur absolutely beautiful u can still be funny but not historicaly funny

    • 0

      Heh

      2 years ago

      Exactly, if you are absolutely beautiful you can be beautiful on the inside as well, as in your soul is beautiful and so is your face and body.

  • 0

    Mike Rutch

    1 month ago

    Beauty all the way

  • 1

    Someone

    3 years ago

    laughter is always the best medicine

  • 1

    Vannessa

    4 years ago

    WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR OUTSIDE YOUR MUCH BEAUTIFUL IN THE INSIDE

  • 1

    WulfJakal

    4 years ago

    i'm already really funny

  • 1

    Byron Bombita

    4 years ago

    you HAVE!!! pa-rents...

  • 1

    Anthony5

    4 years ago

    I can be a great youtuber

  • 1

    Alexavier Valdez

    4 years ago

    I can still make funny jokes I:|

  • 1

    lolman666

    4 years ago

    that is my life: i'm ugly as hell but i'm funny as heven

  • 1

    Mezeter

    4 years ago

    well... i don't mean to brag but i uh.. *snort* am already pretty beautiful

  • 1

    Ashton

    4 years ago

    You'd be famous because not much people laughed in the past and fashion is not that important about who you are.

  • 1

    Brian

    4 years ago

    I think I'm funny so

  • 1

    Thatsquid

    4 years ago

    A girl already likes me for the way I look and how funny I am I think the other one might mess it up

  • 1

    Shadowiron

    4 years ago

    @OhsnapitzEleanor Since when you can't be smart with bad grammar?

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