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34% Work for Apple and know all of their secrets

66% Work for Google and know all their secrets

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753 comments

  • 516

    Azer Faraclas

    10 years ago

    They're going to take over the world one day.

    • 47

      ARGON

      8 years ago

      FAK

    • 8

      brittney

      7 years ago

      what?!?!?!

    • 29

      Claradwor

      7 years ago

      But isn't the google motto "Don't be evil"?

    • 30

      Primus

      7 years ago

      They're WALL-E's BuyNLarge of today.

    • 13

      Joseph Steckler

      7 years ago

      Google hover cars. :D

    • 33

      Loren Goodwin

      7 years ago

      Google is royally kicking the shit out of apple, so I'd love to work for the dominant company.

    • 37

      Imapigtoo

      7 years ago

      @Loren Goodwin The only reason THAT is, is because Apple is spending a lot of theire budget reviving Steve Jobs. I MEAN-

    • 30

      Eric_Cartman

      7 years ago

      Have you guys seen the google headquarters? It's like a vacation place!!

    • 7

      Anonymous

      6 years ago

      An Anonymous post accidentally left in a unlocked email to be hacked my Anonymous to be giving to Wiki leaks HERE I COME.

    • 3

      johnnydjent

      6 years ago

      "3 Years ago" still accurate.

    • 10

      Cody Dudash

      6 years ago

      1. Make a competing computer company 2.sell the same computers, but don't charge an arm and a leg 3. Corner the computer market 4. Collect Profit.

    • 5

      Eden of the East

      6 years ago

      Google how to destroy a company, destroy Apple :3

    • 5

      JesusBurger

      6 years ago

      Well, they just took over and destroyed youtube, that's a decent leap towards suppressing the quality of life. Before we know it, it's already over.

    • 1

      1nFAMOUS

      6 years ago

      Too bad google has an iPhone app, and an iPad app.

    • 7

      FUN GUY

      6 years ago

      Apple just keeps on releasing da same thing but there only changing the name of the product

    • 0

      God

      6 years ago

      I know already =)

    • 2

      Glaceon999

      6 years ago

      I get to work with some awesome people at an awesome place and get paid well! The people in Apple are rich pricks.

    • 4

      51%

      6 years ago

      If Google shut down we'd be screwed cuz their code is in everything

    • 1

      Jacob Dittmer

      5 years ago

      lol imapigtoo

    • 1

      Common Sense

      5 years ago

      Apple's secret is to release a new and bigger one each year.

    • 0

      Mr Spoon

      5 years ago

      I... Know... EVERYTHING! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • 1

      Idiot #17

      4 years ago

      All that apple does is make a ''new'' product that is just bigger, smaller, or has a different name.

    • 0

      NinjaFish

      4 years ago

      Google is the best net reader, in the hole galaxy (Darth Vader voice) XD

    • 0

      emma

      4 years ago

      maybe.......

    • 1

      ~Le Arthur~

      4 years ago

      @emma People Who Say That Are Never Seen Again..Watch Your Words Or Google Will Get You..

    • 1

      Trenton Worthy

      4 years ago

      I'll get fired one week later and then reveal their secrets to the world.

    • 1

      Sean6264

      4 years ago

      If they will take over 1 day, then why not do it now

    • 1

      SpinoKitten

      4 years ago

      I change my mind

    • 0

      Ukran

      4 years ago

      IKR You cant get into google Secrets.Apple is like the GOogle but a little worse.I like Apple but

    • 1

      Mixuli

      4 years ago

      Now, it has been 6 years. IT WILL HAPPEN!

    • 0

      Tortoise

      4 years ago

      TRUE

    • 1

      masterman242

      4 years ago

      apple is 100 times richer and better that google

    • 0

      NightLock

      4 years ago

      Check the salaries of each.....

    • 0

      Papyrus

      4 years ago

      they already did

    • 0

      eevee

      4 years ago

      They actually took all over the world already

    • 0

      Garret

      4 years ago

      @Primus Now I want to change my answer...

    • 2

      Osama69/11

      4 years ago

      i wouldn't be shitty a shitty mac fag

    • 2

      Sebandar

      4 years ago

      Apple is only for people that don't know a fuck about technoligy cuz apple do so much shit in the background and you can't stop it where Android's Linux doesn't do shit in the backgroung other than if you say it shall sry if typed technoligy wrong i'm not english...

    • 0

      MoonWing136

      4 years ago

      Oh nuuuuuuu....... At least you know there secrets

    • 0

      kek

      4 years ago

      DUDE THIS GUY PREDICTED IT LOL

    • 0

      Benhaz3r

      3 years ago

      GOOGLE IS RACIST AND THINK US MUSLIMS ARE TERRORIST

    • 0

      JAM

      3 years ago

      Well... if Google will take over the world, then its not a secret.

    • 0

      IGN_Approved

      3 years ago

      google is the next skynet

    • 1

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      SELF DRIVING BIKE NO BIKE LESSONS i have never rode an older kid bike

    • 1

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      Me , im back.

    • 0

      Eugen

      3 years ago

      not only that it looks fun to drive there

    • 0

      Just_Undertale

      2 years ago

      Lol

    • 1

      Pizza

      2 years ago

      One day

    • 2

      Byron Graves

      1 year ago

      true

    • 1

      WrongPants

      3 months ago

      mhm

  • 75

    Jim

    10 years ago

    Google is the next Obama

    • 108

      roknout1294

      8 years ago

      No. Google does what it says it will do

    • 6

      Eric Kneler

      8 years ago

      Apple

    • 25

      [deleted]

      8 years ago

      yeah because google doesn't have a bunch of other people filibustering bills to keep them from getting approved and it doesn't have the whole country expecting it to fix a debt that was caused by the previous dumbass president in only 4 years fixing something takes a lot longer than running it into the ground does

    • 10

      theTexan

      8 years ago

      @Mecca you are an idiot, the only thing Obama has done in 4 years is try and cram a health care bill no one wanted down our throats and increase the national debt by $6 trillion! Sure things ended bad with bush but it has gotten way worse under Obama

    • 9

      rarity the unicorn

      8 years ago

      google isn't going to change any thing?

    • 8

      Microtor

      7 years ago

      Who the fuck is obama?

    • 12

      Elijah Rivera

      7 years ago

      All of you who say Obama hasn't done what he promised is stupid. Obviously he couldn't, he was given the impossible task getting ourselves out of debt by the 2 terms of George bush. If that isn't enough he only had one term, and president's actions are usually seen and noticed after their term has ended or on their second term. And he had the damn republicans making bills so Obama can't pass any beneficial bills

    • 1

      brittney

      7 years ago

      its going to try its best:)

    • 3

      JosephAsku To Shut Up

      7 years ago

      @Microtor,your an idiot.

    • 4

      [deleted]

      7 years ago

      @JosephAsku To Shut Up (S)he is probably not an American. Also, you should learn the difference between your and you're. If you're going to insult someone about their intellect, do it correctly.

    • 4

      Sheep

      7 years ago

      Google knows all and sees all! Hail the goog

    • 0

      Jeff

      7 years ago

      Hehe lol

    • 1

      FUN GUY

      6 years ago

      @Molly, not everyone is as good as you Ms. Know-it-all

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Sadly, yes. More like Google is the new Soviet Union. Or should I say, "Pravda."

  • 43

    overtherainbow

    9 years ago

    I don't like apple and I love google so this was a no brainer. Plus, google has awesome benefits for employees, and they are a friendly company. They are totally more bad ass than apple. So they probably have more bad ass secrets.

    • 1

      Anonymous

      7 years ago

      Wikileaks here I come!

    • 0

      Hassan Ul Haq

      4 years ago

      I know right. There aren't any secrets to get out of apple because they don't have shit

  • 32

    jazzhands

    8 years ago

    Apple has no secrets. Open up a device, see Foxconn parts. iOS isn't anything special either.

  • 23

    pirate

    9 years ago

    I love apple, but there are more things going on on google than on apple

    • 0

      Jerrod

      7 years ago

      That's probably true. I just felt like I'd enjoy staying in the loop with apple more. :)

    • 1

      Emiel van der Wal

      7 years ago

      You know that google is waay more tham just some websites? They're launching Google Loons into space, they're producing self-driving cars, and know EVERYTHING? So, yeah, I think that is something a little more interesting than te question if the iPad Mini 2 is going to have a Retina Display..

    • 1

      Cookie Cat

      4 years ago

      Emiel, they don't know everything. Nobody knows everything, since not everything has been discovered yet.

    • 0

      Komaeda Nagito

      4 years ago

      @Cookie Cat he didn't say they know everything

    • 0

      Matsku014

      2 years ago

      fuck apple, they are greedy bastards that make overpriced products that are total shit, and don't even get me started on the chargers

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Agreed.

  • 18

    MichaelS

    8 years ago

    Apple's secret: Copy Samsung.

    • 9

      Dudugs

      7 years ago

      thats no secret

    • 4

      T.P.N

      7 years ago

      Apple's secret: copy any touch devise making company's.

  • 13

    iamdrebbits

    9 years ago

    Cheers Google.

  • 12

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    Thar be a bunch of idiots round these here parts.

  • 10

    Benny Prosser

    8 years ago

    have u SEEN google hq in new york?!

  • 9

    atfinals

    9 years ago

    Even if I couldn't tell anyone, I would assume that if I knew all of Apples secret's I could probably get everything early and probably for free. Google would be boring.

    • 4

      lordhi

      8 years ago

      every idea stolen from other companies.... so rather go to the source

    • 3

      derfuhrer

      8 years ago

      Apple is much more interesting

    • 8

      Joey Mayer

      7 years ago

      @derfuhrer No it's not. Apple is a shit company with overpriced products. Google knows everything. EVERYTHING

    • 1

      pirate

      7 years ago

      Apple just SEEMS more interesting because of the beautiful design.

    • 1

      Hassan Ul Haq

      4 years ago

      Shut the fuck up guys. Apple is shit and girly and so limited. how the hell is it more interesting than google.

    • 0

      Cookie Cat

      4 years ago

      Wow, Hassan, please don't be so rude.

    • 1

      Komaeda Nagito

      4 years ago

      Google is a lot more than the search engine. Don't you want to know about self-driving cars?

    • 1

      enderderp572

      3 years ago

      Google makes self-driving cars, better computers, and better phones. They are also launching things into space, have a larger company, and have more access to information. tl;dr, you're a moron.

    • 1

      Enum

      3 years ago

      Yeah, a company with a slide, full cafeteria, and amazing art would be boring...

  • 8

    Paudidog

    9 years ago

    Whats the point if you can't sell the secrets?

  • 7

    David Peck Jr.

    8 years ago

    Google knows nearly everything so I'm sure they've got something on Apple :)

  • 7

    pollpo

    9 years ago

    This was a tough one. Knowing all of Google's secrets would basicly mean knowing everythign about everyone. With Apple you would be able to find out all of the crazy tegnology they are inventing (I'm not talking about the Iphone and the other crap they sell to public, that is basiclly just for research money for the underground shit there making.) But both Apple and Google ceos, plus several other componies, are probable closely tied together for world domination and they would most likely kill anyone who knows all thier secret (even if they worked for them) so it really doesn't matter.

    • 0

      Lord English

      8 years ago

      Kill the CEOs first, then.

    • 3

      Kalen James Bourdon

      7 years ago

      Apple doesn't invent anything. They take ideas and refurbish them. Which is ironic because they always sue people for stealing "ideas"

    • 1

      Kalen James Bourdon

      7 years ago

      Apple doesn't invent anything. They take ideas and refurbish them. Which is ironic because they always sue people for stealing "ideas"

    • 0

      Charlie

      4 years ago

      Idiot Bill Gates copied Steve Jobs not the other way round.

    • 0

      enderderp572

      3 years ago

      > all the technology they are developing So, iPhone(Android is more capable), iPad(I can understand), and Mac(The OS is literally garbage). Yeah, great tech.

  • 5

    drizzy

    8 years ago

    either one would be so indescribably cool

  • 5

    nashcali22

    8 years ago

    If you can't tell what you've learnt then theres not that much of a point, but on google you can look at everything everyone does! With Apple you learn how to make an ipad or something that you can't do unless you are in their factory lab thing

  • 4

    Deciperer

    4 years ago

    FUCK. APPLE.

  • 4

    Baradrim

    7 years ago

    On one side you have a company with overpriced products, no secrets there. On the other, you have a company with the most popular search engine, internet browser, email; they have self driving cars, very high tech servers, and spy on people. (Evidence? NSA is all I have.) Who wouldn't want to know their secrets?

  • 4

    halo66333

    7 years ago

    There was a news report that apple workers killed them selves at work cos it was so bad so they put safety nets around the building and a news report that goggle is a work place that let's u sleep and eat lollies

  • 4

    Kirigaya Kazuto

    7 years ago

    Then I'll crush Apple and use it all for my profit muahahah!

  • 4

    Froggers

    8 years ago

    Apple's two biggest and most well-kept secrets: 1. They cater to mainstream faggots that know next to nothing about computer technology. 2. All they do is steal innovative ideas that failed in other companies just because we have a better marketing team.

  • 4

    Capt. Jack Sparrow

    8 years ago

    I already know apples secrets... make cheap products way over priced

  • 4

    Sora20030c

    8 years ago

    Apple...PSHHH Google all the way

  • 3

    Carking99

    8 years ago

    I'd PROBABLY want to know about Android 5 before anyone else does iOS 6, meh.

  • 0

    RubyCore

    1 week ago

    Chancellor Palpatine:I love democracy

  • 2

    Retroman85

    4 years ago

    Google's got a cool work place even if they are slowly infecting our lives with their software.

  • 2

    Johnny Hernandez

    6 years ago

    I would want to know Apple secrets because they literally make the same phone, just a few touch ups. I would want to figure out why they add a higher price for almost the same phone.

  • 2

    Jack Elliot

    7 years ago

    have you seen the google offices

  • 2

    Diana

    7 years ago

    What secrets does Apple actually have?

  • 2

    papand13

    7 years ago

    Knowing the Google search engine's algorithms would definetly be a secret i'd like to know.

  • 2

    Leonhard Kühnel

    8 years ago

    Work at Google. 'nuff said.

  • 2

    TheAwesomeCOuch

    8 years ago

    sell their secrets to google.

  • 2

    Jeremy

    8 years ago

    Google's secret is easy: Copy Apple.

    • 1

      Haider

      8 years ago

      At last, someone with some sense

    • 0

      jessi

      6 years ago

      ha ha funny :3

    • 0

      Solwagon

      4 years ago

      Last time I checked, Apple didn't own YouTube, produce self-driving cars, etc.

  • 2
  • 2

    Michael Delgado

    8 years ago

    GOOGLE IS A SEARCH ENGINE APPLE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN FREAKIN GOOGLE! & WITH APPLE I'LL FREAKIN BE SMART AS FUCK! Wow guys.

    • 3

      Devon Hoffman

      8 years ago

      google owns youtube and android which is quickly becoming a popular device and might soon surpass apples phone sales

    • 2

      Korce

      8 years ago

      Google is a lot more than just a search engine...

    • 0

      Noodletron

      7 years ago

      You're an idiot. Lulz.

    • 0

      Komaeda Nagito

      4 years ago

      Last time I checked Apple isn't making self-driving cars

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      @Devon Hoffman What? Google owns Samsung Android now? Oh, I am so screwed.

  • 2

    CutiePie

    8 years ago

    google probably has better secrets plus to be able to bring down google at anytime would bring in the cash just to shut me up :P

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      And risk getting your name tarnished by the mainstream media? Good luck with that.

  • 1

    [deleted]

    2 years ago

    Google knows everything on the internet, Apple knows how to make expensive computers

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Everything!? This is why I want more competition in our economy. Google is becoming a monopoly now!

  • 1

    Bartek Jamróz

    4 years ago

    I will get a free phone

  • 1

    Samuel

    4 years ago

    Apple is way better than google, I would never trade my iPhone 6S Plus for a Nexis 6P or other android phone. EVER!

  • 1

    MeMad17

    4 years ago

    I want to change my answer because you could know more cool stuff to ask Siri

  • 1

    CaptainDemozan

    4 years ago

    I'd like to know what the fuck they're doing with the websites they own (Mainly Youtube)

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Probably censor the truth, i.e. the REAL truth, politically speaking. PragerU, anyone?

  • 1

    DragonSlayer

    4 years ago

    Doesn't Apple own Google? :|

  • 1

    The Terrminator

    4 years ago

    THEY KNOW ABOUT THE ILLUMANATI

  • 1

    DEEZ FRICKEN NUTS

    4 years ago

    screw you i eat googles for breakfast

  • 1

    Will Shipman

    6 years ago

    I regret my decision. Apple has lots of people's fingerprints because of iPhone 6S.

  • 1

    Μαρια Πελιτογλο

    6 years ago

    Spend about 1 hour to think about thiss!

  • 1

    Untiteled 1

    6 years ago

    You can only choose red after seeing The Internship :) If you havent watched it yet... DO IT !!

  • 1

    Cva Gfdt

    6 years ago

    All of apples secrets are they steal secrets from google!!! And google is far bigger. So i say google -Sent from my android-

  • 1

    Jeff

    7 years ago

    Google my son.

  • 1

    bennygirl

    7 years ago

    You spelled Mountain View wrong.

  • 1

    Aurix

    7 years ago

    Google has more secrets

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