Unmoderated: This question has not been reviewed by Either moderators. Content may be misformatted, offensive or inappropriate in nature.
Add Comment
727 comments
Tip: Sign up to see adult-rated questions.
Recently Answered
- You would rather Discover the Loch Ness Monster than Discover Sasquatch .
- You would rather Be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune than Be a contestant on Jeopardy.
- You would rather Have the voice of PeeWee Herman and dress perfectly than Have the voice of Morgan Freeman and dress terribly.
- You would rather Only use Windows than Only use Macintosh.
- You would rather eat a chocolate covered turd than eat a turd covered chocolate.
Brian
My feet have been stinky for years and my nail biting addiction would make the alternative quite a challenge.
Gabriel
Lol same here
Uncle Jerry
Was just about to post something similar to this
halo66333
Whats wrong with long nails
EndlessHarry
Who said you can't cut your finger nails?
Theorcofdead
who said you can't wash your feet?
Salamat
I hate long nails. They are a nuisance.
Fly Guy
Can't do MMA with long nails.
KittiCat9000
ASSUME THAT THE NAILS CANNOT BE SHORTENED. French tips, here I come!
imaBeast2x2
you can cut your nails tho
jogsosog
Stinky feet here too!
Evalgra
How much longer? 1/4 of a millimeter? Okay!
Grace
That's me @Brian
soccerman
same
mads
i agree 1000000%
FSK95
Longer nails mean I'm finally a tiger! Dreams have come true in the world. Plus, it didn't say 'Extensions on your finger nails'. I'm sooo damn clever, am I not?
Gordon Martin
Not cool bro
Dawnss
so you will never get a girlfriend
Annik
SAME
Yuniba
Long fingernails can be annoying, and who's going to put their feet anywhere near people's faces anyway?
Sherman Witcher
eww
JScout
Just say your dog farted in that room. They'll never know!
wolfyenderwolf
but if you're a girl you can have the funnest time painting nails ever
Pinkie pie
Long fingernails is the key to life
CarpFoon
cut the fingernails on the sides and become wolverine
R-Dizzle
SHOES
Spittin_fire_since02
There's something call nail clippers
Thomas1
Me two!!
poopie13
Me Threee!
vilzu2
Exactly what I was thinking!
linkguy3305
i could walk up walls
Kaitlynn Ray
Ever seen those world records with the longest fingernails? Yeah.. I don't want to be like them. I'd rather have stinky feet for the rest of my life than have the record for the longest nails.
Sherman Witcher
Ew
marella
Ummm....creepy. but if your a female, like me having long nails is somehing a lot of girls like
I'll follow the sun
My feet already smell like American Cheese, I've smelled them before.
Invisible Doge
Same
Obiwan244
long nails = better weaponry. YOUR THE NEW WOLVERINE
BlurryFace l-/
I cant my nails will break
Eleanor
*cut*
Squirrelhands McGee
That's funny, I didn't remember commenting here.
Kayden
I was about to comment about that too! And same here! MY feet are stinky! I chew on my nails! XD
l.j.miller
I already have stinky feet so this was easy lol
Michael Cadena
you dont have a girlfriend
Sirocks
Same here lol And I think long fingernails are gross and uncomfy anyway
Nikki8262
Well, seeing as most girls BUY long fingernails...
MustacheLoverr
Lol yep most girls picked this one
Nathalia
I woundn't buy them, but I don't like to cut my nails either, and I clean them all the time, so that woundn't be a problem, would it?
Ella-is-cool
I have long nails anyway! Plus, I could just paint them so then they look cute.
Lauren C
well tOO bad I'm not like most girls i hate long fingernails like ugh
Vernificent
They didnt say how long is 'long' :) My nails are 'long' now xD
tyop
They didn't say how stinky is "stinky."
Python Coder
They should have added "You cannot make your feet less stinky" and "You cannot shorten your fingernails." But I'm happy they didn't!
atfinals
Stinky feet can be covered up, and I always find guys with long fingernails super creepy.
Bananerz
You can just cut them.
Haydar Cirak
Cut the guys with long fingernails? WTF dude?
Evalgra
xD
Evalgra
The fingernails could still be really short. They didn't specify how much longer they were going to be.
Cheezze
But it obviously depends on what you find long. Your fingernails may be short to others but they are long to you
topher
I'm on neat nails and hate stinky feet, what can I do I have hyperhydrosis - which really sucks!
Meme Dream
same
Lolwoods
My fingernails grow really long one week after I cut them, so I don't care
RandomGuy94
I already have long fingernails, i'm a dude, but i play fingerstyle guitar. Long nails (on my right hand at least) helps.
Lozenge
This precisely. I hate when people insist on wearing picks when they have their own natural ones ready to grow... Just because they think it's gross
SkullCrackarn
Long fingernails anyday. Just cut em off
Isabelle
I'm imagining freakishly long finger nails, but stinky feet aren't too hard to hide/already a problem for me
Cait
Long fingernails don't smell. Plus, you might actually make friends.
ZmanElete
Shoes may just fix your problem :D Fingernails are visable
Donovan
Cleveland had turrible foot odor
Rose
What happens if your a lesbian
Loki_iWom
What about when your stimulating a girls clit? She dont want a fingernail clipping her vagina does she?
Connor
@Loki_iWom why did you choose red then.
You
It doesn't say how long!
iamdrebbits
my friends still love me with stinky. Its not typical for men to have long fingernails.
Marcus
I already have both, so...
MooCowMilkshakes
My feet kind of already are stinky, and having long fingernails are a pain for me.
kali
adlreast i wear socks! and shoes : /
randombear123
If you're fingernails get too long, they grow nerves and you can't cut them off without intense pain.
nicobellic1994
you can just cut those nails...
Mr Briefcase
You have long nails...nothing you can do about it
Wokadee2004
@Mr Briefcase The description is blank.
Endrick
You can just wash your feet. What's your point?
michelle flores
No brainer duhhhh im a girl ((((((:
WhyNotSeva
Well, it's not like my feet will be going near faces.
Enigma8
Just don't be in a relationship with stinky feet, it kills the romance.
RaptorKat
I completely agree
John Roman
Don't we all have smelly feet?
Velatus
Already have long nails. Never bother woth cutting them.
nashcali22
Hello, Socks!
TrideTenebris
how is long fingernails bad hygiene and trust me theyre usefull
Jessica
WHAT?! MORE PEOPLE WANT LONG FINGER NAILS THAN HAVE STICKY FEET?! Ps: my feet smell like roses and that smell will be gone but no one ever smells them so it doesn't matter :/
Jad Bouch
Ahh saw stinky thought of a weird kid with huge stinky feet
Anthony
I already have both lol
HAHA
Oh man, my guitar skills suddenly improved
Roanoke
I currently have long nails
Poop Skittles
Like in the movie waterboy: boys are supposed to have stanky feet.
TheTwiddler
No one should be sniffing my feet anyway
Spaghettiman123
I am now Wolverine.
Spaghettiman123
I can cut nails anytime too.
DinosaurFigurine
It's not like people are gonna stick their noses up my toes and take a whiff like it's a friend-making tradition. Plus, long fingernails on a guy would look plain weird.
prow
Man you guys dont want to be Wolverine?
bjevilcat2
There's always odor eaters and such so stinky feet can be helped. Rules said nothing of that
thejafer
I play guitar, so fingernails are not an option
idpiasg
Hmm I know I'll clip my nail more often!
randombear123
If you're fingernails get too long, they grow nerves and you can't cut them off without intense pain.
Big man ting
At least in PE your feet can’t be smelled
SithRock
Didn't say anything about not cutting them...
Wokadee2004
I CAN BECOME THE RAKE!!! #CreepyPasta
John Kennelly
Can't finger anyone if you have long sharp nails.
YaoiYaoiYaoi
Well, you could always cut the nails..
yayniki
Pfft didnt say how long the. Nails havw to be
yayniki
Pfft didnt say how long the. Nails havw to be
yayniki
Pfft didnt say how long the. Nails havw to be
ILNM
I already do have long fingernails,so...
Iris C.
Just simply stop taking in so much calcium
megusta2
I hate my fingernails being long so much
trailmicks
Time for guitar!