You do not serve time for hitting Rihanna but suffer the public consequences Chris Brown did.
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Ptess254
Hey, who said it was not on the ass during intercourse?
EdwardNigma
Touche
Rasulbek Kilichev
Thats what i was thinking
Jesse Taggart
exactly what i was thinking lol
James
But I got a meme bitches!
Jimmy
good idea!
xHarriz
I like your plan and imma let you finish but... Well, you know
SomeGuy
Probably there too, but Breezy likes his women like he likes his chicken: Leading a life of sad confinement before they get hot and battered.
NinjaticSilver
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCv-HxktZFc
jakereeno
I want to change my answer now
Moss Grande
Doesn't matter how you slap her, you still "suffer the public consequences Chris Brown did."
Akho
I'd be proud I smacked that bitch in the face.
ilovethedoctor77
what kind of sick fuck slaps a woman
Joshua Valadez
Dammit! I read this just after voting. I love Rihanna. Never thought of that :C
Oscar Subagya
i regret choosing blue now
i agree with them
taylor is a bad singer, was a bad singer, and im not chris brown
Dubes
Ima let you finish but Chris Brown had one of the best smacks of all time
BALisTIc
we are never ever ever gettin-sorry taylor i want a sandwhich plz sandwhich anyone?
Micah Frazier
@Ptess254 why would you tap that
Micah Frazier
@Ptess254 why would you tap that
Love_Is_Real
Umm eww she has standards which means she wouldn't even let you touch her...
Allison
Haha SoTrue Ptess
Herbert
LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
Themegabro
Slappin her on the ass like chris brown
braxtonplays
You had 169 agrees, Fuck you 170 now!
BrownieCakes
SMACK DAT ASS
jake
AWW MAN! I picked the wrong answer D:
Goldy62
Fuck u Taylor
Aniya
Touché
ZJBlah
CAN I CHANGE!?
TheFracturedRuby
if i could i'd pick 'or'
TouficCB55
Nobody did
TheXPlayerPro
lol
CloroxBleach
LMAO
Nefas
Shit, I chose the wrong one. I'd smack Rihanna's ass.
Donald Trump
Hey, can't 'smacking' also mean kissing? :D
Kupperz
I want to see that (Lenny Face)
benis
You made me decide.
Saa1221
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Jumin
Fuck Rihanna! And Taylor Swift! Hate both of them!
ThunderForgeHD
@EdwardNigma EHMMMM... iz actually ''Touché''
Bendakid
lol
sam
I would hit that dumb bitch anyway
wankylanky
bit rude
XTheSuperSaiyanX
i'd be doing the audience a favor
XTheSuperSaiyanX
for cutting taylor off
Sweetroll
@ilovethedoctor77 Yeah its okay to hit men, but women? The people who suffer the least crimes, workplace deaths and face softer punishments for the same crimes men commit? The people who could ruin a mans life by saying he raped her or raping him and having a baby? NEVER!
TheChosenOne
I regret my decison
Mr. Apple
i dont hurt women
Evalgra
I fucking hate Taylor Swift
FRIKINORANGEJUICE
i'd shove her off the stage. we all know she's female jesus, she freaking killed herself and came back to life #2TRU
Sarken
Lmao I didn't think of the alternative
Henry
or on the ass
Bailey
i agree account password and email pls!!!!
TrollDudeTrollTheMax
Dude, the author meant smacking her as in the terms of Chris Brown. So, basically smacking her in the face.
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Jadeylady96
Taylor is a crap singer anyways...
Eleanor21
I so agree with you. ''We are never ever ever getting back together''. LYRICAL GENUIS.
A Royal Muffin
Don't ruin the past!! Nobody knew about that song back then!
Michelle Lewell
I'ma let you finish but that comment is crap
TheDoctorTARDIS
I'd be the interupting TARDIS at her songs. Or the interrupting cow. MOOOOO
RedSquirrel
I'd rather be rude than a (insert woman's body part) hitting a woman.
[deleted]
hand?
Elias
cunt?
Aelicia
Well Im a woman so i can smack the dumb bitch anytime (:
Death Ghost
A pussy, guys. Lol
Fly Guy
I'm sure he means ass. Duh..
BlueLychee
Anybody that hits anybody (unless they are reacting to being hit) is a douche. I think it's actually pretty offensive to say someone is a pussy for hitting a woman because you are implying a woman can't fight back and potentially win the fight.
BlueLychee
And furthermore if someone wants to take a hit at me they will get it back 10 times harder, so I'd say while they may be a (insert male body part) they must have (make body partS) to take on my wrath.Not that I am a violent person as an adult but I remember boys trying this in school and getting in trouble for making them cry.
LemonyPhresh
That's not how this works
BLPSWAG
Toenail?
BLPSWAG
Toenail?
BLPSWAG
Toenail?
Sweetroll
kys
mebkdb
When u look at it that way Kanye seems like a cool ass dude!
OzzyD
no contest when you loathe the girl
DietCyanide
Yep.
babalooskies
baller
Kayley
*SWISH* BALLIN'
EdwardNigma
Alpha as fuck.
Ben Dover
Trap it you cretin, it's a no brainer people......I vote blue......,.Fuck! my clothes haven't been ironed!??....I'm gonna twat my other half when I see her :p
bear from the revenant
Taylor swift is a downright white girl bitch.
pirate
Taylor is a fake bitch, she says herself as all inocent and make musics talking shit about people, i'd love to interrupt her
overtherainbow
I would rather be looked at as a total douchebag than a fricken domestic abuser. Hell no.
alleycatsback
Fuck ypu
Christo Sharp
if you know what i mean...
zach.s
If i picked picked red i couldve said i smacked the talent right outta her
Matthew Velez
All these women beaters... kinda makes me wonder.
YourFather
Kanye
gramon
34 thousand people would rather be known for abusing a woman you're all fucking shitheads
RealityWarping
I'm thanking myself for choosing to not date those kind of people.
Katie
So be Kanye West or Chris Brown? Kanye.
altiareagle
Yeah, having Kim's baby would be fun until 18 years later
Jacob
Bitches be Crazy
Johnny
LOL Woody
ekociela
If chains and whips excite her, I don't think this would be a big deal.
Xavier Ramos
The Blue number needs to be higher.
assassin
a red punching bag could be fun
jeng513
i hate rihanna. so i would love to be the one to smack her.
Bella
You cray
YouKnowIt
smacking rihanna in her ass
Bella
Lol no
megs00
Taylor is a bitch
AllDayDalton
"We are never ever ev-" "Shut the f*** up!"
ARSP
Taylor Swift I hate her music anyway
Betty Hitch
Chris brown has the jump on one of them...and it ain't Taylor Swift :-/
Rainbow Dash
That bitch needs a good smack.
Bella
You crazy
Zak Akira Gibson
lol just watched the Video.
Matthew Robinson
Lol, Kanye...
I found you, faker!
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Ben Dover
No brainer people......fuck! my clothes haven't been ironed!??....Im gonna twat my other half :p
Ben Dover
Come on! give me some credit
CatsRule
AGREE :)
Cheyenne
All taylor swift would do is wright a song
Jiraiya Sannin
Easy choice. I fucking hate Taylor Swift.
Phantom L
What about smacking Taylor Swift?
pandora
i hate her, sorry, she's just too oh so sweet and nice all the time: not real.
Ava Robinson
so youd rather her be a fake whore that bullies everyone and sleeps around...?
pandora
oh no, i'd just rather her to be real. it's too fake i feel like puking. real people don't have to act like that all the time, she seems to live in a fairytale. fake. too many masks blocking her vision perhaps, but i don't know her... whatever. it
pandora
*it's my opinion
Idan Cohen
It's hard to look white, when I'm smackin' ladies, so it's no wonder- y'all crackers hate me!
Cronos
Can I click both?
TROLOTRON
Yo Taylor Swift Imma let you finish but Beyonce had the best videoclip of all time... of all time!
Mackenzee Hemming
I love taylor D:
Connor
I hate rihanna, so i'd rather smack her than inerrupt taylor swift
emmalulu
Im a woman, so if I was known for smacking Rihanna it wouldn't sound wrong it would just be a cat fight :)
sandman_gaming
someone already hit her soooooooooooooooooo I'm just going to run around screaming I WILL BE A MEAM
Sevetheguy
Picking blue means you just got famous for minimal effort, how could his be a bad choice!
AyeHeightsLou
And Ima let you finish but ...
Mettaton EX
Yo, red option, I'm really happy for ya, I'ma let you finish, but the blue option has presented one of the best choices of all time! One of the best choices of all time!
YoungPanda
Heck i dont even like Taylor so....
TheExodic
Taylor Swift: "Hello everybody and welcome to the 2016 wo-" Me: "Fork her her p*ssy!"
Mark Shay
If u smack Rihanna thats abuse
BJ Weems
what if its on her fat sexy ass
bob
when i interupt her, i will say "TAYLOR SWIFT IS WORTHLESS WHY DID YOU POEPLE WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS B*TCH"
Dogtimus
The people would love me
kwnz78
Hah I dont like taylor swift anyways
Gracee
Taylor Swift is effed up