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You would sneeze uncontrollably

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  • 126

    Ardit

    5 years ago

    Old people aren't adorable

    • 164

      Jason Morales

      3 years ago

      Yeah but your going to be old too dumb ass.

    • 110

      tombomberzorz

      3 years ago

      Neither are babies IMO.

    • 51

      Venusi Artopt

      3 years ago

      Babies aren't adorable either

    • 64

      Conrad

      3 years ago

      well i think babies are boring i personally love talking to old people they are so sweet and kind FUCK YOUR babies fuck them in the ass nigga

    • 147

      Jessica Reptar Green

      3 years ago

      It's disturbing that Conrad wants to fuck babies in the ass, especially with his allergies and all

    • 13

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      LOL Jessica Reptar Green

    • 1

      Bassam Aziz

      2 years ago

      Yes they are.

    • 10

      JediChick238

      2 years ago

      No way I'm gonna sneeze during childbirth!

    • 18

      jeji

      2 years ago

      hmm, but does this mean we'd all be allergic to ourselves in the future?

    • 2

      Franklin Chen

      2 years ago

      @Jason Morales. If you are allergic to babies you would die the day you were born. So you're the dumbass

    • 0

      Max

      2 years ago

      I'd be nearly dead anyway

    • 6

      Sickan

      2 years ago

      What if I was to become allergic at the age of 20? Not everyone are born with allergies

    • 4

      OMGacreeper1234

      1 year ago

      Babies are annoying, old people smell funny. It was a hard choice

    • 1

      ghostrade

      1 year ago

      @JessicaReptarGreen I dunno, it's kinda kinky IMO.

    • 2

      UnderscoreZero

      1 year ago

      You could never have a baby if you were allergic to them

    • 0

      Zeo181

      1 year ago

      Babies will steal your wives

    • 0

      Tamlen

      1 year ago

      @ Jason Morales You don't know that. Don't be an asshole. @ Franklin Chen That's not how allergies work. Did you even read the description?

    • 0

      Gabby

      1 year ago

      Oh the wrinkles.....

    • 0

      Seth

      1 year ago

      you were a baby at one time too, also allergic reactions as a baby has a significantly higher chance of being fatal and also what's to say you don't die young then you wouldn't be allergic to your old self but no matter what you can't answer this question and not have been a baby at some point

    • 2

      Love_Is_Real

      1 year ago

      Babies aren't adorable... They look like shriveled potatoes...

    • 0

      A'reya Davis

      1 year ago

      Even though i know alot of babies they are really boring

    • 0

      KittiCat9000

      11 months ago

      It could be minor. My eyes would itch and go red whenever I got baby on me.

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      KittiCat9000

      11 months ago

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      pedobear98

      4 months ago

      Lies.

    • 0

      pedobear98

      4 months ago

      First of all whoever the fuck said babies aren't adorable is just flat up lying to themselves. Second I need to be able to hold my little cousin Keegan who is fucking adorable and the children I wish to have in the future. And if I'm allergic to myself when I get old then it's a small price to pay to be able to hold the fragile gift of life in my hands in the form of a baby

  • 37

    Theshadowquake

    3 years ago

    babys suck

  • 29

    jennxsomething

    4 years ago

    old people rock. you can't have decent conversations with babies.

  • 26

    catc0617

    3 years ago

    While I would sincerely hate to be allergic to babies... If I were to be allergic to the elderly, when I become one, wouldn't I then be allergic to myself? Correct me if I'm wrong on that one.... ._.

    • 6

      Kendall Walls

      3 years ago

      crap i didn't think of that

    • 7

      Nick

      3 years ago

      but wouldn't that mean you were ONCE allergic to yourself, you don't develop allergies overnight or after reading a "would-you-rather"

    • 1

      Brittany Conner

      2 years ago

      When I'm old I'll be excited for doctor's visits so why not add an allergist to the list

    • 0

      truemaster

      2 years ago

      But either way you're screwed, if you are allergic to babies you would be allergic to yourself when you was a baby.

    • 0

      truemaster

      2 years ago

      But either way you're screwed, if you are allergic to babies you would be allergic to yourself when you was a baby.

    • 1

      truemaster

      2 years ago

      But either way you're screwed, if you are allergic to babies you would be allergic to yourself when you was a baby.

  • 14

    Ava

    2 years ago

    Babies are disgusting (in my opinion)

  • 14

    lukei

    3 years ago

    I hate babies

  • 14

    Aleksander Mortensen

    3 years ago

    I don't like babies...

  • 13

    Grickel

    3 years ago

    What happens when you get old?

  • 12

    MyNameIsKali

    3 years ago

    Babies are annoying most of the time.

  • 11

    Jessica Prather

    3 years ago

    It would be such a convenient excuse to run away from children...

  • 11

    Big D

    3 years ago

    Fuck babies.

  • 10

    Jay

    3 years ago

    i hate babies

  • 9

    ViviFFIX

    3 years ago

    I don't plan to have old people...

  • 8

    somegirl90

    3 years ago

    Babies crying in restaurants is one of my least favorite things. I would probably enjoy being able to tell a hostess they can't seat me near babies due to my allergy. I would definitely enjoy dinners out far more..

  • 7

    jennxsomething

    4 years ago

    old people rock. you can't have decent conversations with babies.

    • 0

      Alpha

      2 years ago

      Yeah. Babies are gross, too.

  • 7

    catnads

    5 years ago

    I'm already allergic to old people.

    • 16

      endlessPIE

      3 years ago

      You'd be allergic to yourself soon enough

    • 0

      Alpha

      2 years ago

      Yeah, you're going to die when you get old. Not of old age, but of an allergic reaction.

    • 0

      pedobear98

      4 months ago

      We all have to die sometime. Would you rather do it as an old person but be able to be there and experience the joy of holding your newborn child, or maybe live a bit longer, but be able to feel that joy that comes with children.

  • 6

    Mitchell Guptill

    3 years ago

    Wouldn't want to be allergic to my self at a old age.

  • 5

    DatSexyViking

    2 years ago

    I usually never see babies anyway, besides, they're annoying.

  • 5

    luke

    2 years ago

    What the hell can you do with babies???

  • 4

    a2012flash

    2 years ago

    At least the babies would think you were funny and smile. The old people would hate you for sneezing so much.

  • 4

    Paulo Barbosa

    3 years ago

    i hate babies

  • 3

    pmaguire13

    2 years ago

    i HAAAAATEEEEEE babies

  • 2

    jizzhands

    1 year ago

    I think i might be allergic to babies anyways. I always make them cry, and they make me cry.

  • 2

    Quoice

    2 years ago

    NO WAIT, I'M ALLERGIC TO ADORABLENESS!

  • 2

    malacia

    2 years ago

    Ideally I'd like to become an elderly person

  • 2

    Tori

    2 years ago

    I don't wanna be allergic to myself....

  • 2

    gkallikas

    3 years ago

    Hate babies anyway so

  • 2

    Seritias

    3 years ago

    I hate babies, so... xD

  • 2

    Jeremy

    3 years ago

    I hate babies. Yuck.

  • 2

    Katie

    3 years ago

    I hate babies anyway.

  • 2

    Namegoeshere

    3 years ago

    What would I eat then? -Atheist

  • 2

    Philtrum

    3 years ago

    Old people are weird.

  • 2

    KatieSmurf

    3 years ago

    But what would happen when you become an old person?

  • 2

    xereeto

    3 years ago

    @catc0617- Totally agreed! I don't want kids anyway.

  • 2

    oliviax3alden

    3 years ago

    i love babies!!! old people are angry and set in their ways... i'd MUCH rather be allergic to old people than precious little babiesss

    • 0

      Jay

      3 years ago

      no some old people are awesome. maurice sendak

  • 0

    Andrew Kim

    2 weeks ago

    I love Babies!

  • 1

    Hady Farrag

    9 months ago

    My parents will get older. Don't want to be allergic to them.

  • 0

    Reggie San

    1 month ago

    Babies have little to no immune system. Babies need many vaccinations and build it up slowly until they are a preschool age, which is determined to be where it is safer to interact and they can resist common colds etc.. So if you were sneezing uncontrollably by a baby, the chances of it getting VERY sick are high. Old people, although their immune system does begin deteriorating, even if they do get sick, are going to die anyway. And the chances of running into a baby vs an elderly person is much more likely to be a baby where I live.

  • 1

    ZettaToad

    1 year ago

    "I'm sorry, honey. I can't change his diaper because of my allergies."

    • 0

      ZettaToad

      1 year ago

      Just posted that and realized that could also apply to old people.

  • 0

    Boriana Spassov

    1 month ago

    I hate babies. They're sticky and weird!

  • 1

    Tristan Lim

    1 year ago

    But what happen when ur old r u just gonna have allergic reactions like 24/7

  • 1

    darkeagle5932

    2 years ago

    Old people smell funny

  • 1

    mister

    2 years ago

    I would rather be able to be allergick to my new born than to my own parents. I can start soending time whit the new born after he/she is age of 4 and at my parents wont get any younger and i would like to spend nice time whit my parents. (Thx for reading and sorry if my english is bad it is not my first laugage)

  • 1

    Kokuzbsa24

    2 years ago

    Babies are useless, seriously, and by the way you would be allergic to yourself when you get old.

  • 1

    largadargaharga

    2 years ago

    like you want to be allergic to you're own BABY? plus maybe they could find a cure to it.

  • 1

    Marco Quello Della L

    2 years ago

    im already allergic to babies

  • 1

    Carbon

    2 years ago

    Your parents are elderly, so yea

  • 1

    BrentDH

    2 years ago

    Love my baby sister too much. Can't help but feel uncomfortable around old people unless they're family. Plus, I want kids when I grow up. I'm a guy. Is that wierd?

  • 1

    Tacos4lolz

    2 years ago

    You can't have to eat old people so that's the obvious choice.

  • 1

    DiamondDovah

    2 years ago

    Then I'd never be able to see Justin Beiber again, since I'd be dead.

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