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You would sneeze uncontrollably

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    Ardit

    7 years ago

    Old people aren't adorable

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      Jason Morales

      4 years ago

      Yeah but your going to be old too dumb ass.

    • 178

      tombomberzorz

      4 years ago

      Neither are babies IMO.

    • 97

      Venusi Artopt

      4 years ago

      Babies aren't adorable either

    • 95

      Conrad

      4 years ago

      well i think babies are boring i personally love talking to old people they are so sweet and kind FUCK YOUR babies fuck them in the ass nigga

    • 220

      Jessica Reptar Green

      4 years ago

      It's disturbing that Conrad wants to fuck babies in the ass, especially with his allergies and all

    • 25

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      LOL Jessica Reptar Green

    • 7

      Bassam Aziz

      4 years ago

      Yes they are.

    • 21

      JediChick238

      4 years ago

      No way I'm gonna sneeze during childbirth!

    • 32

      jeji

      4 years ago

      hmm, but does this mean we'd all be allergic to ourselves in the future?

    • 8

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      @Jason Morales. If you are allergic to babies you would die the day you were born. So you're the dumbass

    • 3

      Max

      3 years ago

      I'd be nearly dead anyway

    • 13

      Sickan

      3 years ago

      What if I was to become allergic at the age of 20? Not everyone are born with allergies

    • 7

      OMGacreeper1234

      3 years ago

      Babies are annoying, old people smell funny. It was a hard choice

    • 3

      ghostrade

      3 years ago

      @JessicaReptarGreen I dunno, it's kinda kinky IMO.

    • 3

      UnderscoreZero

      3 years ago

      You could never have a baby if you were allergic to them

    • 4

      Zeo181

      3 years ago

      Babies will steal your wives

    • 1

      Tamlen

      3 years ago

      @ Jason Morales You don't know that. Don't be an asshole. @ Franklin Chen That's not how allergies work. Did you even read the description?

    • 0

      Gabby

      3 years ago

      Oh the wrinkles.....

    • 2

      Seth

      2 years ago

      you were a baby at one time too, also allergic reactions as a baby has a significantly higher chance of being fatal and also what's to say you don't die young then you wouldn't be allergic to your old self but no matter what you can't answer this question and not have been a baby at some point

    • 5

      Love_Is_Real

      2 years ago

      Babies aren't adorable... They look like shriveled potatoes...

    • 1

      A'reya Davis

      2 years ago

      Even though i know alot of babies they are really boring

    • 2

      KittiCat9000

      2 years ago

      It could be minor. My eyes would itch and go red whenever I got baby on me.

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      KittiCat9000

      2 years ago

      Oh wait. ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO

    • 0

      pedobear98

      1 year ago

      Lies.

    • 5

      pedobear98

      1 year ago

      First of all whoever the fuck said babies aren't adorable is just flat up lying to themselves. Second I need to be able to hold my little cousin Keegan who is fucking adorable and the children I wish to have in the future. And if I'm allergic to myself when I get old then it's a small price to pay to be able to hold the fragile gift of life in my hands in the form of a baby

    • 2

      WindigoGaming87

      1 year ago

      YEAH! Old people are weird.

    • 1

      EpalDerp

      1 year ago

      But if you vote that than you cant visit your parents when they grow old

    • 1

      Alice

      1 year ago

      I like old people... and i hate babies. They are cute, small etc. because we think: oooohhhh, they are so smal, they can do nothing, they're annoying... BUT SO CUTE ! And i hate babies, they are ugly, annoying, dumb... I know i were a baby, but i'm glad that now i'm not.

    • 0

      Flamezingster

      1 year ago

      I dont care about children/babies

    • 2

      PyroAssassin573

      1 year ago

      I'd rather be able to be around my child than my parents

    • 0

      alxg

      1 year ago

      i have no reason to live without kids, and while im saying this im only 14

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      Obviously

      1 year ago

      Sure

    • 0

      Idiot #17

      1 year ago

      If you're allergic to elderly people, you would die when you are one. On the other hand, i'm not a baby so i don't need to worry.

    • 1

      ThisIsSparta

      1 year ago

      However when you were a baby you were allergic to yourself

    • 1

      Perfectionist

      1 year ago

      I can't go within 50 feet of a child soooo yeah... some ppl happen to think i look like pedo.WHICH I DON'T!!!!. MIGHT BE MY MUSTACHE. ppl should be more appreciative of those JOHN LENNON MUSTACHE. ppl these days... they're mind as small as a baby's buttocks or wiener. Yeah i probably shouldn't have asked that lady if she let both her boy's take a bath at the same time. Yeah just thinking about it really shouldn't have went to that park... at least Seven Moms there knows me and this lady name Linda has really got it out for me saying i can't watch her shower Tommy i can do what i want Linda FYI I HAVE THE RIGHT TO FOLLOW YOU HOME AND WATCH YOU SHOWER YOUR CHILD!!!!!!!! SO DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CAN'T DO LINDAAAAAA JADSCVS\ZXHK.CVZS\VXCIHYS\DZCUL\ Sry guys LINDA'S A can be as ignorant as a 4yrs old sometimes WHAT AGE DO KIDS START TO TALK ANYWAY.

    • 0

      Avatar_Avinash

      1 year ago

      Well, they will only be a baby for 2 years then there off to school. So you get to be with them most of there life if they dont die from disease or murder.

    • 0

      Tucker Belsky

      1 year ago

      yip

    • 0

      Mireya

      1 year ago

      YOUD BE ALLERGIC TO YOUR OWN CHILD

    • 0

      pilot88

      1 year ago

      what happens when i become a elderly person?...

    • 0

      Vanessa Cardoso

      1 year ago

      yes them do, so oldie and cuties

    • 0

      Thomas1

      1 year ago

      Yeah, totally agree, Ardit

    • 0

      Angel

      1 year ago

      Old people smell

    • 0

      [deleted]

      11 months ago

      Old people are adorable.

    • 0

      AustinJacob

      11 months ago

      i like old people, so much to learn,,, I HATE BABIES!!!

    • 0

      cicicat

      10 months ago

      i have an excuse to stay away from those diaper scented adults now

    • 0

      Oktek

      10 months ago

      Babies aren't at all adorable! They are little screaming monsters out of proportion... Elders also aren't adorable, but! you can learn from their experience and have an intelligent conversation, which is always good.

    • 0

      Bigbee456

      9 months ago

      its a reason not to go into a nursing home this sounds horrible but i dont care '.'

    • 0

      Nelson

      9 months ago

      But if you're allergic to babies, you'll die when you are born

    • 0

      Blakejm

      9 months ago

      Neither are babies

    • 0

      Blakejm

      9 months ago

      Neither are babies

    • 0

      John

      9 months ago

      lmao Conrad

    • 0

      atomicbarbarian

      9 months ago

      just go to the alegist and get medicen

    • 0

      Ren&Liz;

      9 months ago

      I HATE BABIES

    • 0

      David

      8 months ago

      I would be allergic to myself!

    • 1

      Patrick Garrett

      7 months ago

      XD wtf this is the weirdest comments ever

    • 0

      ninja

      7 months ago

      if you where old wouldn't you just go around having a constant allergic reaction and your not going to be a baby again

    • 0

      Alex

      6 months ago

      every1 was a baby once dont go round saying ur all gonna be old

    • 0

      lena

      5 months ago

      your gonna be old more then ur gonna be a baby

    • 0

      Corncakes

      4 months ago

      Well at-least elders can try not to piss poop shit and vomit everywhere, children are terrible.

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      4 months ago

      Babies are slobbery and stinky and loud. Elderly people can tell you about past stories of their life. Plus they tend to be nicer.

    • 0

      Space20

      4 months ago

      @tombomberzorz @I'll follow the sun @Corncakes So you are all calling yourself terrible, slobbery, stinky, ugly, demons?

    • 0

      aw mayun!

      4 months ago

      I didn't mean to press red. old people sometimes forget what they are doing, giving you pizza instead of plain rice.

    • 0

      Vincent Catz

      3 months ago

      You'd be allergic to yourself when you are older....But I already chose.

    • 0

      Tansa

      3 months ago

      If i was female this would be a larger problem, but since im not when you get elderly you are going to have a very bad problem.

    • 0

      Jindo5

      2 months ago

      Neither are babies.

  • 52

    Theshadowquake

    5 years ago

    babys suck

    • 18

      The Jesus Nipple

      3 years ago

      Literally.

    • 4

      linkguy3305

      1 year ago

      If i was red and old : UH OH IM ALLERGIC TO MYSELF

    • 1

      Jim

      1 year ago

      OLD PEOPLE SUCK

    • 1

      Thomas1

      1 year ago

      Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hello,I'm a loser (Read this to yourself :D)

    • 1

      Ren&Liz;

      9 months ago

      ikr there ugly

    • 1

      Dinosam2010

      7 months ago

      You're going to be old eventually too, so you would be allergic to yourself.

    • 0

      Alex

      6 months ago

      you also once were a baby u fucks

    • 0

      king of animals

      4 months ago

      I prefer old people I HATE BABIES I AM RIGHT

  • 38

    jennxsomething

    5 years ago

    old people rock. you can't have decent conversations with babies.

  • 34

    catc0617

    5 years ago

    While I would sincerely hate to be allergic to babies... If I were to be allergic to the elderly, when I become one, wouldn't I then be allergic to myself? Correct me if I'm wrong on that one.... ._.

    • 7

      Kendall Walls

      5 years ago

      crap i didn't think of that

    • 9

      Nick

      4 years ago

      but wouldn't that mean you were ONCE allergic to yourself, you don't develop allergies overnight or after reading a "would-you-rather"

    • 1

      Brittany Conner

      4 years ago

      When I'm old I'll be excited for doctor's visits so why not add an allergist to the list

    • 0

      truemaster

      3 years ago

      But either way you're screwed, if you are allergic to babies you would be allergic to yourself when you was a baby.

    • 0

      truemaster

      3 years ago

      But either way you're screwed, if you are allergic to babies you would be allergic to yourself when you was a baby.

    • 1

      truemaster

      3 years ago

      But either way you're screwed, if you are allergic to babies you would be allergic to yourself when you was a baby.

  • 22

    Ava

    4 years ago

    Babies are disgusting (in my opinion)

  • 22

    lukei

    4 years ago

    I hate babies

  • 19

    Aleksander Mortensen

    4 years ago

    I don't like babies...

  • 18

    Jay

    4 years ago

    i hate babies

  • 16

    Jessica Prather

    4 years ago

    It would be such a convenient excuse to run away from children...

  • 16

    Grickel

    5 years ago

    What happens when you get old?

  • 15

    ViviFFIX

    4 years ago

    I don't plan to have old people...

  • 15

    Big D

    4 years ago

    Fuck babies.

  • 15

    MyNameIsKali

    5 years ago

    Babies are annoying most of the time.

  • 10

    a2012flash

    4 years ago

    At least the babies would think you were funny and smile. The old people would hate you for sneezing so much.

    • 0

      Idiot #17

      1 year ago

      Don't say that about my great grandpa, bastard.

  • 10

    somegirl90

    4 years ago

    Babies crying in restaurants is one of my least favorite things. I would probably enjoy being able to tell a hostess they can't seat me near babies due to my allergy. I would definitely enjoy dinners out far more..

  • 9

    jennxsomething

    5 years ago

    old people rock. you can't have decent conversations with babies.

  • 8

    catnads

    6 years ago

    I'm already allergic to old people.

    • 20

      endlessPIE

      5 years ago

      You'd be allergic to yourself soon enough

    • 2

      Alpha

      3 years ago

      Yeah, you're going to die when you get old. Not of old age, but of an allergic reaction.

    • 1

      pedobear98

      1 year ago

      We all have to die sometime. Would you rather do it as an old person but be able to be there and experience the joy of holding your newborn child, or maybe live a bit longer, but be able to feel that joy that comes with children.

  • 7

    DatSexyViking

    4 years ago

    I usually never see babies anyway, besides, they're annoying.

  • 7

    Mitchell Guptill

    4 years ago

    Wouldn't want to be allergic to my self at a old age.

  • 6

    Quoice

    3 years ago

    NO WAIT, I'M ALLERGIC TO ADORABLENESS!

  • 6

    luke

    4 years ago

    What the hell can you do with babies???

  • 5

    Paulo Barbosa

    4 years ago

    i hate babies

  • 4

    malacia

    3 years ago

    Ideally I'd like to become an elderly person

  • 4

    gkallikas

    4 years ago

    Hate babies anyway so

  • 4

    Seritias

    4 years ago

    I hate babies, so... xD

  • 4

    Jeremy

    4 years ago

    I hate babies. Yuck.

  • 4

    Philtrum

    5 years ago

    Old people are weird.

  • 3

    dnps

    2 years ago

    babies freak me out

  • 3

    jizzhands

    3 years ago

    I think i might be allergic to babies anyways. I always make them cry, and they make me cry.

  • 3

    William Johansson

    3 years ago

    Well I hate babies anyway

  • 3

    mister

    3 years ago

    I would rather be able to be allergick to my new born than to my own parents. I can start soending time whit the new born after he/she is age of 4 and at my parents wont get any younger and i would like to spend nice time whit my parents. (Thx for reading and sorry if my english is bad it is not my first laugage)

    • 0

      Izabel

      6 months ago

      OMG THAT WAS EXACLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!! GO PARENTS!!!

  • 3

    pmaguire13

    4 years ago

    i HAAAAATEEEEEE babies

  • 3

    Tori

    4 years ago

    I don't wanna be allergic to myself....

  • 3

    Namegoeshere

    5 years ago

    What would I eat then? -Atheist

  • 3

    oliviax3alden

    5 years ago

    i love babies!!! old people are angry and set in their ways... i'd MUCH rather be allergic to old people than precious little babiesss

    • 0

      Jay

      4 years ago

      no some old people are awesome. maurice sendak

    • 0

      Idiot #17

      1 year ago

      Have you seen my family?

  • 2

    Wolfbane42

    1 year ago

    All you idiots going for red, are you retarded? We have all already been babies so later you will be old and allergic to yourself!

  • 2

    Jonathan

    1 year ago

    I'm already allergic to babies, bleh.

  • 0

    409Savage

    1 week ago

    PLOT TWIST!! YOU WOULD BE ALLERGIC TO YOURSELF IN BOTH SITUATIONS AT DIFFERENT POINTS IN YOUR LIFE!

  • 2

    largadargaharga

    3 years ago

    like you want to be allergic to you're own BABY? plus maybe they could find a cure to it.

  • 2

    Katie

    4 years ago

    I hate babies anyway.

  • 2

    KatieSmurf

    5 years ago

    But what would happen when you become an old person?

    • 0

      Idiot #17

      1 year ago

      you would die of an allergic reaction to yourself

  • 2

    xereeto

    5 years ago

    @catc0617- Totally agreed! I don't want kids anyway.

  • 0

    revenge of the toilets

    1 week ago

    Not sure why people love babies. They are annoying, they aren't smart, very few are actually cute, they are messy, don't know how to use a toilet, they poop their pants, they cry all the time, they eat nasty food, they are constantly almost getting themselves killed, ur house will look stupid if u have a baby cause of all the dumb toys, they drool on you, vomit on you, sneeze on you, and they can't even hold their damn heads up.

  • 0

    Anurag Das

    1 week ago

    Babies FTW!!!

  • 0

    Rherdium

    2 weeks ago

    already kinda am

  • 0

    AwkwardTomoko

    3 weeks ago

    Why not both?

  • 0

    Smart Walmart

    3 weeks ago

    My sneezes are pretty strong.I know old people have a slightly stronger immunity than babies although they can still be sick of my sneezes. (Not lose patience because of me.Like,actual sick.As in *cough cough*)But my sneezes making elders sick would be kind of rare though,so I guess I choose red.

  • 1

    Simba's Child

    10 months ago

    you can't give birth without sneezing which would probably mess the whole thing up

  • 1

    c0d0ps

    11 months ago

    "Sorry I can't change the diaper, I am allergic to babies".

  • 0

    Basaurio

    1 month ago

    Babies freak me out either way.

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