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46% work a minimum wage job for the rest of your life

54% live in the wilderness for the rest of your life

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Live in the wilderness for the rest of your life

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If you choose the job, you cannot quit and find a better one and must work at the same place forever. You will never receive a raise or promotion unless the minimum wage laws are changed. If you choose to live in the woods, you can't ever return to society although you can bring someone with you.

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  • 131

    Soni

    7 years ago

    Wilderness is cool!

    • 52

      Dori Lees

      7 years ago

      what the heck is minmum wage?

    • 150

      bentim

      7 years ago

      @Dori you are retarded.

    • 6

      Lord English

      7 years ago

      Like a badass!

    • 51

      Loki Laufeyson

      7 years ago

      HI I'M BEAR GRYLLS AND WELCOME TO JACKASS

    • 9

      Simon Danger Tyroler

      7 years ago

      Robbaz here King of Woods AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 25

      Ernesto Perez

      7 years ago

      For a day or two, try living there for the rest of your life and accidentally wiping your ass with poison ivy...

    • 9

      Jerrod

      7 years ago

      Dori Lees: minimum wage basically means not being paid much. It also infers having a really crappy job.

    • 5

      AlexisJane20

      7 years ago

      @ Dori, funny cause you picked minimum wage too

    • 5

      The Doctor

      6 years ago

      So are bow ties.

    • 6

      Noah

      6 years ago

      It never said anything about not living in a house. You could live in a house away from civilization

    • 8

      jemm13

      6 years ago

      I can be STEVE!

    • 4

      Micah Philson

      6 years ago

      Mountain men unite!

    • 8

      Micah Philson

      6 years ago

      And, @ernesto perez, I'm one of the 10% immune to poison ivy. Guess how I found that out? By being in a forest. Try getting off the computer. The outdoors are amazing.

    • 6

      Saphine

      6 years ago

      @Micah, I have no idea if I'm immune, but I am that rare breed of person who enjoys nature! If you can find it, Jewelweed is a great remedy for ivy or nettle stings.

    • 2

      the ORANGE

      4 years ago

      what if I bring bill gates and get a badass tree house/mansion

    • 3

      Deathbot3000

      4 years ago

      Why not put all your savings into making your cabin in the woods then just disapear

    • 2

      wannabebro

      4 years ago

      wilderness is way better no bills or anything

    • 2

      Polar

      4 years ago

      it says I can bring someone with me and I would bring likea hot girl AND BE LIKE HEHEEHEHEHEHEHEH

    • 0

      swegpython

      4 years ago

      NROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hope its meeeeeeeee hehehheHEHHEHEHHEHHEHEH

    • 2

      Yoshi Legend

      4 years ago

      Yeah but you'd fucking die so yeah!

    • 0

      Mac

      4 years ago

      I love animals so why not?

    • 0

      Pinkie pie

      4 years ago

      Eh wtf u would get eaten by a bear idiots

    • 0

      someone

      3 years ago

      Wilderness would be cool to visit miserable to live livin in house you get your girl and not eat shit the rest ur life well unless u don't have one

    • 1

      deeznutzeez

      3 years ago

      u would rather suck penis ???

    • 0

      Yourmadbro

      3 years ago

      Do you guys know how crazy and irritating that wilderness is? I have a house down there and everything down there is trying to annoy me! And living without network/wifi. What are you guys doing??? Plus your husband/wife could have a richer-paying job and you would be able to live a decent life, instead of struggling to survive in the wilderness.

    • 0

      Starducks Coffee

      3 years ago

      You don't even have the minimum wage in the wilderness !

    • 0

      Deadpool

      3 years ago

      I cant live without internet. Minimum wage for life. They might raise it anyway

    • 0

      cuteGirl

      3 years ago

      this is making me crazy. btw i like the wildderniss

    • 0

      dovahkiin65

      3 years ago

      Plus said you could live you could take someone with you to the wilderness.

    • 0

      I Like Bread

      3 years ago

      I am already planning on living in the wilderness!!!! I love the woods and pioneering crafts!

    • 0

      CraftingBench316

      3 years ago

      I'd use my savings on food, building material, confetti for celebrating no taxes/no chris christie (RILEY YAAAY),a gun with ammo, and a sword that is stainless and holds up good.

    • 0

      VelocityRaptor28

      3 years ago

      no taxes either

    • 0

      xMaddie_M

      3 years ago

      @bentim, who said you aren't too?

    • 0

      chickenfeet

      3 years ago

      I'd be a wildling.

    • 1

      BraZZers

      3 years ago

      i'd be a pornstar and eat pussays for breakfast.

    • 0

      Foxyvsfreddy

      3 years ago

      WOOOO!!! PRIMITIVE TECH FTW!!!

    • 1

      I'll follow the sun

      3 years ago

      That'd be cool. Someone tries to trespass my cave, I'll bark at them like a dog.

    • 0

      NonHere

      2 years ago

      Bigfoot Hunting, Sign me up!

    • 0

      Oustralius

      2 years ago

      YOU AINT BEAR GRILLS MAN!

    • 0

      notrealcat

      1 year ago

      i just wish i could have chose apocalypse

    • 0

      Eleanor

      1 year ago

      Wilderness = berries, no pollution, rivers OH HELL YES

    • 0

      JulijaFromSlovenija

      1 year ago

      WTF how is this hard just look at this NO SCHOOL, NO JOB, NO BILLS NO DONALD TRUMP!!! id also just bring the most badass dog ever with me to guard me ( it says i can bring someone )

    • 0

      Joshua Dixon

      1 year ago

      Next jungle book

    • 1

      ANgelA

      1 year ago

      I would literally bring a person who could build real well and maybe my friend then build a cabin wallah there u go

    • 0

      boneless pizza

      11 months ago

      i agree...i wanna mine some diamonds and meet thanos from the jungle book

    • 0

      Mac Thanos

      2 months ago

      im working at subway, anyone want a sandwich

  • 22

    Alex

    7 years ago

    Bear Grylls where are you

  • 21

    Katie

    7 years ago

    What the fuck people. At least you would be able to live in some type of house and be able to buy food making minimum wage.

    • 5

      Weisel

      7 years ago

      But you will have to do the same thing for the rest of your life...

    • 8

      Kyle

      6 years ago

      At least we have wifi

    • 7

      James

      6 years ago

      It's all about quality of life - I'd much rather spend my life fending for myself (and others), and be able to live my life to the fullest than do a dead end job, with no hope of escape

    • 4

      Micah Philson

      6 years ago

      Never says you can't live in a house in the wild. duh.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      ^ You say that as if it's easy to do

    • 8

      KVDA

      5 years ago

      WTF, Kyle? Is that really all you care about? So if you live in a small house, with not much money, with wifi (that would probably cost you some money) everything is allright? But you wouldnt live without wifi, in the wildernis, with your best friend or something, building the house you want, living the life you want, is not ok, cause there is no wifi?

    • 0

      ExhaustedRuins

      4 years ago

      at least i wouldnt have to PAY for my food. i practically live in the middle of nowhere anyway so cheers :)))

    • 0

      Mike

      3 years ago

      and that was my plan! Make money with my hobby instead!

    • 1

      JulijaFromSlovenija

      1 year ago

      WTF how is this hard just look at this NO SCHOOL, NO JOB, NO BILLS NO DONALD TRUMP!!! id also just bring the most badass dog ever with me to guard me ( it says i can bring someone )

  • 11

    amarizzle

    7 years ago

    I don't think it'd matter how much I made in the wilderness.

  • 10

    setrakakan

    7 years ago

    As long as it's something I enjoyed doing. I could hopefully rely on my significant other for more money.

  • 9

    cellolove

    7 years ago

    Could be a job that you love but it just doesn't pay well.

    • 0

      ExhaustedRuins

      4 years ago

      if it doesnt pay good enough for me to be able to keep myself healthy and in a proper home then im out

  • 8

    Alex King

    7 years ago

    Minimum wage is still money, which is more than you get living in the wilderness.

    • 20

      Alex Jorgensen

      7 years ago

      what's the use of money if I'm in the wilderness smart ass?

    • 1

      Tandw89

      4 years ago

      Ya, free food, free fire, so many things were made in the wild when there were no towns.

    • 0

      ExhaustedRuins

      4 years ago

      you could do whatever you want (except for starting a forest fire then thats just fucked up) you could make a bow and arrow and try to find some good meat. Also if you know your plants you won't get poisoned. Not all of us are fucking stupid lol like who the fuck thinks using poison ivy for anything non-medical or anything like that related is a good idea??? lol

  • 8

    SkyrimJob

    7 years ago

    If I could bring someone, Les Stroud all the way.

  • 7

    Kendall Walls

    7 years ago

    I work a minimum wage job now... if that was my future I'd kill myself

  • 6

    valcorwabajak

    7 years ago

    just because your on minimum wage doesn't mean you can't go into the woods and decide to live there!

  • 5

    Nizar Tajdin

    7 years ago

    How is this even close ? I rather live in prison for the rest of my life than live on minimum wage.

    • 12

      Ryan

      7 years ago

      So living in the wilderness in isolation with no medical assistance, no electricity, disease ridden food and water chock full of microbes and other nasty shit while hoping some dangerous wild life doesn't decide to eat you in your sleep, being around an abundance of spiders and anything that buzzes around your ear is preferable than a minimum wage job with a chance of living a modest lifestyle?

    • 7

      Nizar Tajdin

      7 years ago

      Ryan: Minimum wage? Might as well be dead

    • 3

      Big Joe

      6 years ago

      @Ryan If you're smart and crafty, you can live in the wilderness without having to worry about all these dangers and inconveniences.

    • 0

      ExhaustedRuins

      4 years ago

      minimum wage is only enough to pay for an apartment and tbh ive always wanted to see what its like in the wilderness. Have fun with your depressing life and im off to find some good blueberries and build a campfire out of food and my lighter.

    • 0

      ExhaustedRuins

      4 years ago

      *wood not food i mistyped lol

  • 5

    Dylan

    7 years ago

    I have always wanted this for my life.

  • 4

    Leo Aragon

    6 years ago

    sorry, i need the internet

  • 4

    Meulin

    7 years ago

    Jake English and Jade Harley got along fine.

  • 4

    ZmanElete

    7 years ago

    Bring some really hot girl after faking our deaths she would go get us McD's every morning and pick pockets while i build a house then its just a cabin that i cant leave but she can cant she.

  • 3

    Boopa Doop

    3 years ago

    It wasnt specific so live in the wilderness with wifi food water outlets electronics and everything else you need.

  • 3

    k6ka

    6 years ago

    what if i have a medical emergency and need to be rushed to a hospital?

    • 0

      ExhaustedRuins

      4 years ago

      you do it yourself wuss

    • 0

      ExhaustedRuins

      3 years ago

      also if you read the description you would know that you can bring someone with you. So if something happens to you just have the person help you.

  • 3

    itskathybabe

    7 years ago

    But is it really so bad living off of land we survived thousands of years on?

  • 2

    John Locke

    3 years ago

    The island was pretty good

  • 2

    Otaku_Tommy

    4 years ago

    You can still receive money. as long as it isnt from the job

  • 2

    Clayton Rickey

    7 years ago

    at least minimum wage goes up, so I'll go with that.

    • 0

      ExhaustedRuins

      4 years ago

      he said for the rest of your life. it may build up to a certain amount of money over time but by then your bills are probs already overdue son

  • 2

    martin

    7 years ago

    Internet

  • 2

    Ernesto Perez

    7 years ago

    Even Bear Grylls lives in a house.

  • 0

    Jenna

    4 weeks ago

    Well, I could be in a mansion in the wilderness with an arcade an indoor pool a bowling alley and I could go on also: NO RULES HAHAHA

  • 1

    GiraRay

    3 years ago

    That's basically just "Get some money for the rest of your life or have a big chance of dying everyday without any money at all"

    • 0

      JulijaFromSlovenija

      1 year ago

      WTF how is this hard just look at this NO SCHOOL, NO JOB, NO BILLS NO DONALD TRUMP!!! id also just bring the most badass dog ever with me to guard me ( it says i can bring someone ) id bring my grandma ( she isnt dead .-. ) SHE KNOWS ALOT ABOUT PLANTS and stuff like that

  • 1

    Arturo

    3 years ago

    red has always been my dream AND the descriptions says you can bring someone with you?! HECK YES!

  • 1

    Romekj

    3 years ago

    as long as i get paid more

  • 1

    jbarrett719

    4 years ago

    Aren't these the same thing. Either way you're fighting other animals for basic necessities. The only difference is that you can crap wherever you want in the wilderness

  • 1

    88Potato88

    4 years ago

    I can bring someone with me so I won't go crazy. It didn't say I couldn't bring supplies to help me survive....

  • 1

    naraancia

    4 years ago

    Regardless of all the knowledge I have, the world knows I'm not that smart!

  • 1

    TheBeastAlex

    5 years ago

    Actually, I change my mind. I can just bring Chuck Norris!

  • 1

    just_me

    5 years ago

    I'd bring zac efron with me. Into the woods.

  • 1

    JellyPuddle

    6 years ago

    CHRISTOPHER FUCKING MCCANDLESS!!!!!

  • 1

    AsianBoy508

    6 years ago

    you could have a second job as long as you still work at the minimum wage place

  • 1

    DiePewPew

    6 years ago

    You can live in the wild and have money...

  • 1

    Kenny Greene

    6 years ago

    I hit the wrong one!!!

  • 1

    Payton

    6 years ago

    I'll bring the world

  • 1

    Nikola Ristic

    7 years ago

    i would much rather be poor than get snake go up my ass when i am pooping in wild

  • 1

    Alexander Adan Gutie

    7 years ago

    you can bring someone with you, but still, you wouldn't survive long

  • 1

    KilltheHobos

    7 years ago

    Minimum wage vs NO wage and honestly dying of exposure shortly there after. Also no one wants to go out in the wilderness and die with you do that option is pretty much null.

  • 1

    courageoftheheart

    7 years ago

    A job would be fine, I'd still be able to bathe and have access online. Assuming I'm not at said minimum wage job 24-7, I can perfectly fine enjoy my free time, find extra ways to cut corners, save money, and sell crafts and artwork when I want to save for something special.

  • 1

    Hanneke

    7 years ago

    abduct Josh Hutcherson and live in the wilderness!

  • 1

    Rebekah Jean Waykedr

    7 years ago

    Just move to a state with high min wage

  • 1

    EdwardNigma

    7 years ago

    I WILL BECOME ONE WITH NATURE. FUCK YEAH BEARS.

  • 1

    RealityWarping

    7 years ago

    Why would I want to be tied down to a minimum wage job for the rest of my life when I have the freedom to explore the wilderness???

  • 1

    Void

    7 years ago

    I'm bringing the man vs. wild guy with me

  • 1

    Pingas

    7 years ago

    you could just have a well paying job and live in dank house in the woods

    • 4

      Cave Johnson

      7 years ago

      the description says you can't go back to society, meaning you wouldn't be able to have a job.

  • 0

    uwu

    2 months ago

    So, it basically is: waiting for suicide or waiting for nature to kill you.

  • 0

    GODSOFPOOP

    4 months ago

    The job could be cool though

  • 0

    Fatima

    5 months ago

    SHHOOOOOOT MISCLICK! HOW DO I CHANGE MY ANSWER??! I WANTED TO LIVE IN A TREEHOUSE! :D

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