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fight a crocodile with a bow

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Fight an elephant with a shotgun

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  • 91

    EternallyTwisted

    5 years ago

    Do you even KNOW how to use a bow? ^

    • 36

      Cryptix93

      4 years ago

      Even if you didn't know how to use a bow, you just use the arrow as a knife of some sort and stab the croc.

    • 18

      pssoas

      4 years ago

      Do you even CAN hold a shotgun RECOIL?

    • 62

      Jacob

      4 years ago

      I would have picked the bow but as I tested it before, arrows would bounce off a croc. My friend and I went to florida to bow hunt for 2 weeks, even when I hit the weak point on the crocs head (its on the back of its head) it just bounced off...

    • 22

      Professorson

      4 years ago

      yup and can I use a bow that happens to be automatic and explosive arrows

    • 8

      space

      4 years ago

      *slow clap* gg professorson GG

    • 3

      poffz

      4 years ago

      well do you guys know what elephants can do to you i mean just one bit of pressure from a elephants mouth and crunch your dead

    • 3

      Decelerator

      4 years ago

      Crossbow.

    • 3

      PlcRain

      4 years ago

      Well if you think about it you don't have to use the bow, you can just put it in the crocodiles mouth(bow standing up) and take out of the water.

    • 5

      Robert Johnson

      4 years ago

      Yes. I've also killed an alligator before. Louisiana life.

    • 5

      Claud

      4 years ago

      Wth is Oliver Queen for?

    • 2

      Bessy

      4 years ago

      I know how to use a bow lol. It's hard though.

    • 2

      Mariam

      4 years ago

      Yes, i do

    • 1

      Deathbot3000

      4 years ago

      scorpion ballista they where used to pin horses

    • 1

      Deathlake9

      4 years ago

      bows are easy to use plus as crocs are ambush predators i could take my time.

    • 1

      Deathlake9

      4 years ago

      and plus you could use the bow to keeps its mouth shut

    • 1

      TheSouthernAlex

      4 years ago

      yes

    • 2

      Vumulostratus

      4 years ago

      yes, i do, and im only 11...

    • 2

      DanTDM

      4 years ago

      shot guns are stronger than a bow! chimbaloooochon!

    • 5

      Anna

      4 years ago

      I could never kill an elephant. I love animals too much

    • 3

      I Like Bread

      4 years ago

      What if I already do both?

    • 2

      Bob

      4 years ago

      Yes

    • 6

      nametagg0

      4 years ago

      the AA-12 should be able to take down an elephant

    • 2

      MCPvP

      4 years ago

      The elepahant wouldn't attack you unless it was provoked, DEEEERRRRR

    • 0

      Christopher

      4 years ago

      no

    • 0

      Snow Leopard

      4 years ago

      probably not

    • 0

      Nathan

      4 years ago

      Explosive arrows my friend.

    • 1

      Sofia

      4 years ago

      I cant use a bow, the shotgun is easier...

    • 0

      PsychicSandshrew

      4 years ago

      yes. Yes I do. Duh.

    • 1

      PsychicSandshrew

      4 years ago

      Besides, I could just do 100 PUSHUPS, 100 SITUPS, 100 SQUATS AND A 10KM RUN EVERY DAY FOR 3 YEARS and have the bow as a conversation starter.

    • 0

      Faith

      4 years ago

      why yes i do

    • 0

      Majestic

      4 years ago

      yes I do

    • 0

      michael

      4 years ago

      yes I do ass hole idiot

    • 0

      coolman

      3 years ago

      yes breh

    • 1

      skyrimmian

      3 years ago

      Yes and I'm pretty fucking good with it too. I wouldn't be in that situation because crocodiles have thick af skin. Also, ever heard of shotgun slugs?

    • 0

      MercilessPotato

      3 years ago

      Do you guys know that elephant's skins are like a really really tough natural armor. Even if it is a shotgun, it's slugs would spread so it won't be focused on one place, that means it won't be able to pierce it's skin. After that it would just swing it's trunk(which is a pile of muscle) and your head would be snapped out of your torso

    • 0

      catto

      3 years ago

      i do. im 10.

    • 0

      ColinKirito

      3 years ago

      I know how to shoot a bow i even shot a crocodile through the head and killed it with it.

    • 0

      grolarbearsarelife

      3 years ago

      I wouldn't want to kill an elephant

    • 1

      Koilarcher

      3 years ago

      not really...

    • 0

      criticaldepression

      3 years ago

      if you don't know how to shoot a bow you may be a stupid fuck.

    • 0

      nio

      3 years ago

      run! XD

    • 1

      DankMemeShitposter

      3 years ago

      Uhm yes actually, I have taken archery classes for the last few years and I could easily shoot a croc in the base of the skull (weakest point) as long as I ran a good distance, hid, then killed while it was confused. Yeah I messed up on grammar but yeah, and bow shooting can be complex, and I have a great bow (its shit but yeah)

    • 0

      ChopChop_BACON

      3 years ago

      i served in the king military and i drove a jet ik how to use both correctly but id like a shotgun

    • 0

      laundmo

      3 years ago

      id take the bow, cause i like elephants and kinda know how to shoot a bow

    • 0

      Sugar2565

      2 years ago

      Yuop I sure doo

    • 0

      Zara_rue

      2 years ago

      yes,(although I'm not a very good shot, I hope I have many arrows) but elephants are fucking persistent buggers, and I'm not sure a shotgun would actually do anything to them, whereas a crocodile would be easier to distract (arrows) and are generally less persistent, dispite being generally more deadly. Can I fight the elephant with the bow please?

    • 0

      Tyborob19

      2 years ago

      yes, im a great shot

    • 0

      Zuciat

      2 years ago

      Do YOU even know, how to use a shotgun?

    • 0

      Scott Nightshade

      2 years ago

      yes

    • 0

      cp77

      2 years ago

      Yes I do

    • 0

      Evalgra

      2 years ago

      So, why are we killing innocent animals?

    • 0

      VegetaFanGirl

      2 years ago

      I MASTERED ARCHERY IN 5TH GRADE DAMN IT

    • 0

      albertnh

      1 year ago

      yes

  • 12

    braxtonplays

    4 years ago

    One shot kill if you hit them in the right spot...

    • 3

      Hunter

      4 years ago

      You can say the same about a crocodile.

    • 0

      poffz

      4 years ago

      well what if you dont and just look up what a elephant can do to you lets just say one can kill you instantly with just a bit of mouth pressure

    • 0

      Alexa Young

      3 years ago

      wtf

    • 0

      Evalgra

      2 years ago

      Why are we killing animals!?

  • 11

    Ethan

    4 years ago

    FUCK YEAH SHOTGUN!!!

    • 1

      pssoas

      4 years ago

      you just forgot about the recoil...

    • 14

      MrFastZombie

      4 years ago

      @pssoas Does it ever occur to you that not everyone in the world will get blown back 30 miles by a shotgun?

    • 1

      poffz

      4 years ago

      do you even know what an elephant can do too you just lets say this if you put you head in an angry ones mouth then maybe just maybe CRUNCH (dead)

    • 3

      Ethan

      4 years ago

      @poffz why would I stick my head in an elephant's mouth?

    • 2

      jerem

      4 years ago

      fastzombie thank you

    • 1

      Ethan

      4 years ago

      Also, I chose shotgun, but I am on my phone and I accidentally pressed blue.

    • 2

      Brandon

      4 years ago

      It's not COD or a Looney Toon. Unless your a Anorexic child, the most you'll get is a sore shoulder. Not knocked on your ass.

    • 0

      PsychicSandshrew

      4 years ago

      @MrFastZombie unless you're using the force o' nature.

  • 6

    Everdale

    4 years ago

    I'm more afraid of an elephant with a shotgun, than a crocodile with a bow ;)

  • 5

    Matthew

    5 years ago

    ...You would be able to kill a crocodile easier than an elephant... xD

    • 0

      TowerMadness123

      4 years ago

      But the gun fires a spread shot

    • 0

      TowerMadness123

      4 years ago

      But the gun fires a spread shot

    • 6

      Micah Frazier

      4 years ago

      I don't even care about that. I just don't wanna kill an elephant.

    • 1

      Micah Frazier

      4 years ago

      I don't even care about that. I just don't wanna kill an elephant.

    • 3

      beast 5389

      4 years ago

      Actually, it would be harder because a crocodile has tough skin and the bow probably wouldn't be enough to bring it down.

    • 2

      beast 5389

      4 years ago

      Actually, it would be harder because a crocodile has tough skin and the bow probably wouldn't be enough to bring it down.

    • 0

      PsychicSandshrew

      4 years ago

      explosive arrows?

    • 0

      MercilessPotato

      3 years ago

      Did everyone else FORGET that elephant have really tough and thick skins?!

    • 4

      Bjørn

      3 years ago

      no

    • 0

      DankMemeShitposter

      3 years ago

      yeah definitely because with the croc you just aim for the base of the skull and bam... one or 2 shots

  • 3

    Lolgitrekt4206969

    4 years ago

    There once was a thing called a AA-12 with drum mags

  • 3

    Krishna Mandal

    5 years ago

    FFFIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSTTTTT

  • 0

    Bendy's Slut

    1 day ago

    YOU COLD HEARTED MONSTERS!!!!

  • 0

    bullshit choices

    1 week ago

    shotgun bad

  • 2

    SwaggyCat101

    4 years ago

    Get a good distance from the croc. Problem solved. Also, do you people know how big an elephant is?

  • 2

    jerem

    4 years ago

    fight crocodiles with bows every other sunday, give me something new

  • 1

    Lilavocado

    7 months ago

    I DONT WANNA KILL AN ELEPHANT!

  • 1

    pilotdoge

    7 months ago

    Fuck you red. Save the elephants.

  • 1

    maxdadigital

    8 months ago

    i would never hurt an 'phant

  • 1

    LA INVISIBLE

    11 months ago

    elegí aleatoria mente porque los elefantes son muí nobles pero inteligentes y pueden molestarse y los cocodrilos son un poco malos pero no aprenderían a usar el arco

  • 0

    gakaga

    1 month ago

    who the fuck would wanna fight an elephent

  • 1

    BloodKingX

    1 year ago

    A little fun fact: most African poachers use shotguns or hunting rifles to take down elephants. IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE TO KILL AN ELEPHANT WITH A SHOTGUN. It is not, however, possible to kill a crocodile with a bow.

  • 1

    SanicFast234

    3 years ago

    i wouldnt wanna hurt an elephant, i like elephants :)

  • 1

    TikiAssassin

    3 years ago

    Far Cry 4

  • 1

    Tommy

    3 years ago

    WHO THE HECK WOULD FIGHT A ELEPHANT

  • 1

    Donald Trump

    4 years ago

    the Torque Bow from Gears of War 3... Hell yeah.

  • 1

    LaBoss47

    4 years ago

    I wouldn't want to kill an elephant. A crocodile would make a nice purse.

  • 1

    Redsorren

    4 years ago

    Are you fighting the animals using the weapons or do the animals have the weapon and you have to fight them?

  • 1

    SAlvizo38

    4 years ago

    Crocodiles are pretty hard so

  • 1

    Abdullah Tasnim

    4 years ago

    Ok... fighting a croc with a measly bow? OR USING A SNIPER 1 SHOT SHOTGUN TO KILL OF AN ELEPHANT

  • 1

    Corey2base

    4 years ago

    It never said how big the animals where

  • 1

    Petter Ottosson

    4 years ago

    Why Do You Even Trying To Fight A Elephant Its A Animal Dat Want Peace

  • 1

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    It said nothing about actually having any arrows...

  • 1

    tyler

    4 years ago

    well dpends if you are in water

  • 1

    Felicia

    4 years ago

    Elephants can't even hold a shotgun... XD

  • 1

    TheArcaneMage

    4 years ago

    Explosive arrows, they never specified what type of ammo.

  • 1

    XxFurrinCutiexX

    4 years ago

    Why kill harmless elephants geez

    • 0

      Radax

      4 years ago

      Elephants aren't harmless but I'd prefer not to kill any :)

  • 1

    Jack P.

    4 years ago

    Never said you have arrows

  • 1

    Chris Nichols

    4 years ago

    Guys come on an elephant weilding a shotgun is just plain badass their smart as fuck they could fucking shoot a bitch if they really wanted to. On the other hand a croc has short arms and probably couldnt pull the arrow back, making for a much easier win :P. (#sarcasm)

  • 1

    EternallyTwisted

    5 years ago

    Do you even KNOW how to use a bow? ^

    • 0

      TheDarkLorrd

      4 years ago

      Actually, yes. I own one and practice daily xD

    • 0

      pssoas

      4 years ago

      can you even HOLD a shotgun RECOIL?

    • 0

      Thomas Baja

      4 years ago

      So a shotgun cant pierce elephant skin because it is so thick so thats irrelevant now you have a useless shoutgun against an elephant i would take a crocodile anyday

  • 1

    Krishna Mandal

    5 years ago

    MLG Shotgun that is

  • 0

    baconandroid

    3 months ago

    Do I or the elephant have the shotgun?

  • 0

    linda veasey

    4 months ago

    You all realise that if you fight an elephant with a shotgun, it would be much smarter and could trample you anyway with it's weight.

  • 0

    Sarah

    4 months ago

    I wouldnt want ta kill da elephant ._.

  • 0

    rafael zigiotto

    5 months ago

    no hay que matar a ningun animal

  • 0

    Raad S Ahammad

    5 months ago

    Most likely miss the crocodile

  • 0

    fdsaedfs

    7 months ago

    ues a bow i will sank it

  • 0

    Kelly Lynn Bunnich

    7 months ago

    sorry elephants

  • 0

    Wherearewe

    8 months ago

    I cant even use a shotgun

  • 0

    ayden

    9 months ago

    they make shotgun slug shots powerful enough to kill a crocodile while a bow would need a good pound pull like 80 pounds or more which can be pretty hard

  • 0

    peiceof$hit69

    1 year ago

    Do you wanna fucking die?

  • 0

    WEEB_HQ

    1 year ago

    if you stab it or shoot it in the brain or hit its spinal column

  • 0

    DurpyGirlz

    1 year ago

    I love elephants!

  • 0

    PIZZA GOD DAM IT!

    1 year ago

    Would you fuck a sack of potatoes?

  • 0

    Salty

    1 year ago

    Stab the mouth

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