Unmoderated: This question has not been reviewed by Either moderators. Content may be misformatted, offensive or inappropriate in nature.
Add Comment
435 comments
Tip: Use the arrow keys to navigate between questions.
Recently Answered
- If you could go back in time and sign the Declaration of Independence, you would rather Sign using a ridiculous pseudonym (I.C. Wiener, Mike Rotch, etc.) than Sign your real name.
- You would rather Always anger people than Always dissappoint people.
- You would rather Only listen to The Rolling Stones than Only listen to The Beatles.
- You would rather be decapitated by a guillotine than be hung by a noose.
- You would rather Eat a live gerbil than Remove your own appendix with nothing but a shoe horn.
ChalngeAccepted
I would like to die with my mind intact, thank you very much. And when I die, I'd like to stay dead and not go around killing other people. To each their own.
Mondasin
doesn't say you need to be alive for the zombie to eat you. Pretty sure they only burn live people at the stake
deadkraze
Dude.. Zombies taking over. This has been my dream which I am waiting to happen but never does. If this happens, (which it prob wont, so I won't die) then I'll know it will, so i'll be prepared.. Have a bunker with 3 machine guns and a flame thrower, and just incase, i'll have the walls made out of iron. and i'll have food down there, which could last me years.
Gryx
deadkraze, you'd die in the first 5 minutes.
TSOPER
then your obviously not me
Kris
Doesn't mean you'll get burned until you die. You might just get burnt a little it then they release you
BillyBob
I would be less painful, they have made models and found that you die from smoke inhalation before you burn, It would still suck but at least you won’t burn alive or have your limbs chewed off. Now lets pretend you don’t pass out and you actually burn, you would go into shock pretty quickly because, Fun-fact: Burning In an inferno causes a lot of damage to your body, very quickly. That’s when shock happens.
BillyBob
It*
Dumle29
@BillyBob yeah I don't think so. I know how freaking painfull it can be to just burn your finger. To have that all over my body.. No thanks.
Mike
You would be eaten, not turned..
Nikolai0169
i can choose if i join them or not huh, if they are as inteligent as people today, why the hell not join them, if they are dumb as hell, kill yourself.
Michelle
Now that I think about it, a witch trial would be really scary. Everyone would be wanting you dead and poking at you with their spakes D:
James Scott
Actually, when they used to burn people after a while the people would stop begging to be released and mostly just start begging to build the fire higher because it was too painful to bear.
grider
Deadkraze, you would die in 5 minutes. You're just saying, i would have this, i would have that, but you wouldn't. And guns are pretty retarded in a zombie apocalypse, because for every zombie you kill, 5+ others will have heard the shot and will be coming towards you. Also, you completely missed the point of the question. They don't say you can resist, and it's not like it's optional to be eaten.
Kat
Well, when people burned at the stake, normally they breathed in the fire, and that killed them before the burned to death.
Jacob Dennison
This is what im thinking
omega_wolf
Yes you would die with your mind intact. For a while. Your brain will explode after a few minutes with your eyeballs and any watery organs.Humans take a long time to burn to death, thats why it was such a severe punishment because it was so painful and a sure way to kill.
Glaceon999
"Any last words, witch?" "YOLO" *fwoosh*
Utah G
lets see would i rather die from 3rd degree burns or would I rather be bitten by a zombie and join the walking dead? seems like an easy choice to me.
Somerandomwizard
Who said anything about being eaten ALIVE?
Jacob Dittmer
You'd be much more famous being burned at the stake then being eaten by a zombie like the rest of the world
Evalgra
Cause baby, I'm on fire.
sackbot2011
deadkraze i would just run around the zombies until i got eaten
Isaac
U ganna die when guy shoot you
Einstein
deadkraze, the question said you will die.
Annik
I changed my mind :(
chinese man
i would bite the zombie back if it will bit me
owen
just like taeko yasuhiro spoilers for dangan rompa
Deadpool
The smoke would kill me first.
Madelaine
Die fast thats my modo
GarbonBobbotop
When a zombie fully eats you, you don't turn, you're just dead.
mactallica
zombies tend to eat the living. not the dead that why zombies don't eat zombies.
The_gentleman
you mind would be more or less mush about 5 seconds before you death. a zombie bite actually kills you. and its only your corps that shambles about. its much less painful than burning at the stake. which is about 150% as painful as childbirth.
xXSwordbroXx
i was dead for 500 years and a zombie ate my corpse
MyNAMEisTOOlong
@kris being burnt at stake is MEANT to kill you they wont just burn a witch like u a bit
EZPZ
Eat me in the right places baby.
Jean Harvey Faustino
My balls just cringed for a moment...
FurthestBen
At least i could give a zombie cooked food for ONCE!
iamdrebbits
In this case, i was like a plant being eaten by a zombie :p
Adria_Penguin
There's a zombie in your lawn...
orpheus
we don't want zombies on the lawn.
ebglass99
Yea and you turn into a zombie which I think would be pretty awesome
Glaceon999
"Could you just lean.. over a bit, so I could-uh, take a little nibble out of your plant-brain? Your, uh, juicy, delicious plant-brain?"
Philtrum
I want to be a Zombie.
Tim
I would rather die a faster death, then a slower one by burning at a stake. Which would last forever as I see my limbs painfully burn off my body. Definately rather have my brains ripped out or eaten quickly. xD
boca_leche
you would die from carbon monoxide poisoning before the fire would even reach you. Not very painful
blackenedchi
Rather be a zombie than a pile of ashes.
Chris Benedetti
No, not bit by a zombie. Eaten alive. As in, you slowly die while a horrifying creature eats you.
Chris Benedetti
No, not bit by a zombie. Eaten alive. As in, you slowly die while a horrifying creature eats you.
a fox.
Being eaten or killed by a zombie is WAY different than being infected. If infected, you would be still alive, but have a huge unstoppable craving for human flesh.
a fox.
Being eaten or killed by a zombie is WAY different than being infected. If infected, you would be still alive, but have a huge unstoppable craving for human flesh.
a fox.
Being eaten or killed by a zombie is WAY different than being infected. If infected, you would be still alive, but have a huge unstoppable craving for human flesh.
a fox.
Being eaten or killed by a zombie is WAY different than being infected. If infected, you would be still alive, but have a huge unstoppable craving for human flesh.
a fox.
Being eaten or killed by a zombie is WAY different than being infected. If infected, you would be still alive, but have a huge unstoppable craving for human flesh.
extra virgin
we get it
Jerry Jerryson
I'll always opt for the answer that doesn't involve burning. It's a deal I made with myself.
sseliga
More importantly, slowly get your skin and muscle fibers chewed away dying a slow and painful death, or bear with it until you reach a 3rd degree burn which destroys your nerve ending which causes you to lose any feeling.
slaterdahater
Any1 else excited about the zombie apocalypse before death
wrathseed
What?! How did I comment that twice?! What sorcery is this?!
BIOlogic13
I get that burning alive is extremely painful, but just imagine being eaten alive ( and don't be stupid, that's clearly what they meant) watching your organs getting ripped out, feeling yourself tear apart, bones cracking, blood spurting. Yeah fuck that. I'd rather not die covered in my own insides
Yin Yang
I wouldn't want to be one of those things. I'd rather kill them than be one of them.
skeletonparty
Zombie's scare me so much...
Mummer16
If a zombie is eating you you have a chance of coming back as another zombie so you're kinda still alive I guess.
Nana Pancake
Living without conscience is not living.
TheBIgBoi
Ok, so, for all you mother fucking libtards out there, burning isn't as painful as it seems, your nerves get burnt instantly, hence nothing to sense pain. HOWEVER, having your skin RIPPED OFF (which is the most PAINFUL SENSATION EVER) is the most un-appeasing thing in the world. This would you rather pissed me off.
Subaru Natsuki
If you get bitten on the skull and it breaks you would die immediately, and if you're burned at the stake Salem witch stile the fire slowly creeps up and burns your skin really slowly and you'd only die after it reached your lungs, heart and head. If you're lucky you suffocate from the smoke before the fire even reaches you, if you're not you have to wait for the fire to get to your face and your eyes, tongue and all mussel of the skin that was burned before it even after all of your skin is burned you have to wait for the fire to boil your blood and fill your organs with fire and smoke, maybe suffocating you with smoke after everything else in your body is burnt to a crisp.
WolfGirlKate
This way i wouldn't have to "Zombify" anyone else ^^
idpiasg
I'd rather die, defending my loved ones making the ultimate sacrifice, as compared to "SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER!"
Mary Audrey Brown
You can still choose to be burned innocent, asking for that (that's incredibly rare) or be burned for a second after being released
Ryan
Choke on 'em!
wrathseed
I've been horribly burned, but take it from me, being eaten alive is worse
Izaak Dunsford
Burning alive would be the worst way to die.
Atomic69
If you were to be burned alive, once the nerves in your skin are burnt you can't feel anything. That happens fairly quickly btw.
Tim
I would rather die a faster death, then a slower one by burning at a stake. Which would last forever as I see my limbs painfully burn off my body. Definately rather have my brains ripped out or eaten quickly. xD
Tim
I would rather die a faster death, then a slower one by burning at a stake. Which would last forever as I see my limbs painfully burn off my body. Definately rather have my brains ripped out or eaten quickly. xD
Nguyễn Thu Hiền
Eaten by ZOMBIES? Hell nah. You will feel blood flowing through human TEETH as you see them handling your intestines in their hands, as you get devoured by those muertos that tend to eat you everywhere. Have to go being burned at the stake.
James
I don't want to be like Joan of Arc, but I want my brain still in my body.
StafJ
Cool death or boring death
Nicolai
Why the fuck would you rather get eaten by a zombie?! Then youll go around killing other people + they eat you alive way more painful in my opinion!
MeMeBigBoy
i think being burnt would be a little quicker, and less painful. getting your intestines ripped out doesnt seem as fun as losing all your nerves while dying.
[deleted]
dude. im superFIREkitty. fire does nothing to me
Juuzou Suzuya
Fire is my element, so burnt at the stake.
Taylor Lidstone
Zombies don't exist. Bit of a no-brainer really.
Andrew
I die laughing
:€hicaM:
Maybe I would suffer more less if I kill myself before the zombie catches me. I mean, you could suffer a lot if you are eaten alive, although I prefer that than being burnt. But just thinking, you don't have to be alive necessarily. Oh, good.
:€hicaM:
Sorry about my english, hablo español, lo siento si dije algo mal XD
Andrew
Why couldnt i just commit suicide before
Mikado903
just because the zombie eats you, dosent mean you have to be alive for it...
Reflexionz
It will make for a better story on how you died with the zombie choice
Anime stickman
I I go down Emma gonna try and take someone with me
drew_b
Being a zombie wouldn't be THAT bad
larhni
Well it depends Cuz if u got bitten/eaten bye a zombie u mite not TURN
Bozzy446
If I'm going down, I'm going down fighting
slaterdahater
Anyone else excited bout the zombie apocolypse
bungie01
Both of these options are horrible D:
Lili Phew
Stop twisting it, you ether die by zombie or by stake, THAT'S IT! No twists and turns that "It didn't say you die by stake" shut the fuck up and grow some balls.
mclovin
FIRE
RenegadeOssa
I can't be burned. I know that that's too painful
7r3v0r13
ZOMBIES FTW!!
Majornougat
eaten by a zombie does not imply becoming a zombie. Id rather burn because I could be some martyr/hero
wraritzo
bruhy ra teky zombies be liek rah and shiz
Liam
Dumbasses. (Literally lol) (Not offensive)
TuPutaMadreTV
La verdad prefiero morir de vejes pero como no esta elijo que me coma un zombi, aparte se dice que morir quemado es re doloroso, aunque que te arrancen partes del cuerpo, piel, etc tambien pero ta