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Zombie or Witch Trial

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  • 193

    ChalngeAccepted

    9 years ago

    I would like to die with my mind intact, thank you very much. And when I die, I'd like to stay dead and not go around killing other people. To each their own.

    • 74

      Mondasin

      8 years ago

      doesn't say you need to be alive for the zombie to eat you. Pretty sure they only burn live people at the stake

    • 20

      deadkraze

      8 years ago

      Dude.. Zombies taking over. This has been my dream which I am waiting to happen but never does. If this happens, (which it prob wont, so I won't die) then I'll know it will, so i'll be prepared.. Have a bunker with 3 machine guns and a flame thrower, and just incase, i'll have the walls made out of iron. and i'll have food down there, which could last me years.

    • 103

      Gryx

      8 years ago

      deadkraze, you'd die in the first 5 minutes.

    • 3

      TSOPER

      8 years ago

      then your obviously not me

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      Kris

      7 years ago

      Doesn't mean you'll get burned until you die. You might just get burnt a little it then they release you

    • 20

      BillyBob

      7 years ago

      I would be less painful, they have made models and found that you die from smoke inhalation before you burn, It would still suck but at least you won’t burn alive or have your limbs chewed off. Now lets pretend you don’t pass out and you actually burn, you would go into shock pretty quickly because, Fun-fact: Burning In an inferno causes a lot of damage to your body, very quickly. That’s when shock happens.

    • 1

      BillyBob

      7 years ago

      It*

    • 5

      Dumle29

      7 years ago

      @BillyBob yeah I don't think so. I know how freaking painfull it can be to just burn your finger. To have that all over my body.. No thanks.

    • 2

      Mike

      7 years ago

      You would be eaten, not turned..

    • 0

      Nikolai0169

      7 years ago

      i can choose if i join them or not huh, if they are as inteligent as people today, why the hell not join them, if they are dumb as hell, kill yourself.

    • 0

      Michelle

      7 years ago

      Now that I think about it, a witch trial would be really scary. Everyone would be wanting you dead and poking at you with their spakes D:

    • 0

      James Scott

      6 years ago

      Actually, when they used to burn people after a while the people would stop begging to be released and mostly just start begging to build the fire higher because it was too painful to bear.

    • 4

      grider

      6 years ago

      Deadkraze, you would die in 5 minutes. You're just saying, i would have this, i would have that, but you wouldn't. And guns are pretty retarded in a zombie apocalypse, because for every zombie you kill, 5+ others will have heard the shot and will be coming towards you. Also, you completely missed the point of the question. They don't say you can resist, and it's not like it's optional to be eaten.

    • 1

      Kat

      6 years ago

      Well, when people burned at the stake, normally they breathed in the fire, and that killed them before the burned to death.

    • 0

      Jacob Dennison

      6 years ago

      This is what im thinking

    • 1

      omega_wolf

      6 years ago

      Yes you would die with your mind intact. For a while. Your brain will explode after a few minutes with your eyeballs and any watery organs.Humans take a long time to burn to death, thats why it was such a severe punishment because it was so painful and a sure way to kill.

    • 2

      Glaceon999

      6 years ago

      "Any last words, witch?" "YOLO" *fwoosh*

    • 0

      Utah G

      6 years ago

      lets see would i rather die from 3rd degree burns or would I rather be bitten by a zombie and join the walking dead? seems like an easy choice to me.

    • 2

      Somerandomwizard

      6 years ago

      Who said anything about being eaten ALIVE?

    • 0

      Jacob Dittmer

      6 years ago

      You'd be much more famous being burned at the stake then being eaten by a zombie like the rest of the world

    • 0

      Evalgra

      5 years ago

      Cause baby, I'm on fire.

    • 0

      sackbot2011

      4 years ago

      deadkraze i would just run around the zombies until i got eaten

    • 0

      Isaac

      4 years ago

      U ganna die when guy shoot you

    • 0

      Einstein

      4 years ago

      deadkraze, the question said you will die.

    • 0

      Annik

      4 years ago

      I changed my mind :(

    • 1

      chinese man

      4 years ago

      i would bite the zombie back if it will bit me

    • 1

      owen

      4 years ago

      just like taeko yasuhiro spoilers for dangan rompa

    • 0

      Deadpool

      4 years ago

      The smoke would kill me first.

    • 0

      Madelaine

      4 years ago

      Die fast thats my modo

    • 0

      GarbonBobbotop

      3 years ago

      When a zombie fully eats you, you don't turn, you're just dead.

    • 0

      mactallica

      2 years ago

      zombies tend to eat the living. not the dead that why zombies don't eat zombies.

    • 0

      The_gentleman

      2 years ago

      you mind would be more or less mush about 5 seconds before you death. a zombie bite actually kills you. and its only your corps that shambles about. its much less painful than burning at the stake. which is about 150% as painful as childbirth.

    • 1

      xXSwordbroXx

      1 year ago

      i was dead for 500 years and a zombie ate my corpse

    • 0

      MyNAMEisTOOlong

      1 year ago

      @kris being burnt at stake is MEANT to kill you they wont just burn a witch like u a bit

  • 28

    EZPZ

    8 years ago

    Eat me in the right places baby.

  • 19

    iamdrebbits

    10 years ago

    In this case, i was like a plant being eaten by a zombie :p

    • 12

      Adria_Penguin

      8 years ago

      There's a zombie in your lawn...

    • 3

      orpheus

      8 years ago

      we don't want zombies on the lawn.

    • 4

      ebglass99

      6 years ago

      Yea and you turn into a zombie which I think would be pretty awesome

    • 12

      Glaceon999

      6 years ago

      "Could you just lean.. over a bit, so I could-uh, take a little nibble out of your plant-brain? Your, uh, juicy, delicious plant-brain?"

  • 16

    Philtrum

    8 years ago

    I want to be a Zombie.

  • 11

    Tim

    8 years ago

    I would rather die a faster death, then a slower one by burning at a stake. Which would last forever as I see my limbs painfully burn off my body. Definately rather have my brains ripped out or eaten quickly. xD

    • 3

      boca_leche

      4 years ago

      you would die from carbon monoxide poisoning before the fire would even reach you. Not very painful

  • 10

    blackenedchi

    9 years ago

    Rather be a zombie than a pile of ashes.

    • 7

      Chris Benedetti

      4 years ago

      No, not bit by a zombie. Eaten alive. As in, you slowly die while a horrifying creature eats you.

    • 5

      Chris Benedetti

      4 years ago

      No, not bit by a zombie. Eaten alive. As in, you slowly die while a horrifying creature eats you.

    • 3

      a fox.

      4 years ago

      Being eaten or killed by a zombie is WAY different than being infected. If infected, you would be still alive, but have a huge unstoppable craving for human flesh.

    • 1

      a fox.

      4 years ago

      Being eaten or killed by a zombie is WAY different than being infected. If infected, you would be still alive, but have a huge unstoppable craving for human flesh.

    • 1

      a fox.

      4 years ago

      Being eaten or killed by a zombie is WAY different than being infected. If infected, you would be still alive, but have a huge unstoppable craving for human flesh.

    • 1

      a fox.

      4 years ago

      Being eaten or killed by a zombie is WAY different than being infected. If infected, you would be still alive, but have a huge unstoppable craving for human flesh.

    • 2

      a fox.

      4 years ago

      Being eaten or killed by a zombie is WAY different than being infected. If infected, you would be still alive, but have a huge unstoppable craving for human flesh.

    • 0

      extra virgin

      2 years ago

      we get it

  • 6

    Jerry Jerryson

    8 years ago

    I'll always opt for the answer that doesn't involve burning. It's a deal I made with myself.

  • 5

    sseliga

    8 years ago

    More importantly, slowly get your skin and muscle fibers chewed away dying a slow and painful death, or bear with it until you reach a 3rd degree burn which destroys your nerve ending which causes you to lose any feeling.

  • 4

    slaterdahater

    7 years ago

    Any1 else excited about the zombie apocalypse before death

  • 4

    wrathseed

    8 years ago

    What?! How did I comment that twice?! What sorcery is this?!

  • 3

    BIOlogic13

    4 years ago

    I get that burning alive is extremely painful, but just imagine being eaten alive ( and don't be stupid, that's clearly what they meant) watching your organs getting ripped out, feeling yourself tear apart, bones cracking, blood spurting. Yeah fuck that. I'd rather not die covered in my own insides

  • 3

    Yin Yang

    6 years ago

    I wouldn't want to be one of those things. I'd rather kill them than be one of them.

  • 3

    skeletonparty

    8 years ago

    Zombie's scare me so much...

  • 3

    Mummer16

    9 years ago

    If a zombie is eating you you have a chance of coming back as another zombie so you're kinda still alive I guess.

  • 0

    Farty

    1 day ago

    I’d be eaten by a zombie because it doesn’t say if you have to be alive you could be eaten by one 1 million years from the day you die

  • 2

    TheBIgBoi

    1 year ago

    Ok, so, for all you mother fucking libtards out there, burning isn't as painful as it seems, your nerves get burnt instantly, hence nothing to sense pain. HOWEVER, having your skin RIPPED OFF (which is the most PAINFUL SENSATION EVER) is the most un-appeasing thing in the world. This would you rather pissed me off.

  • 2

    WolfGirlKate

    8 years ago

    This way i wouldn't have to "Zombify" anyone else ^^

  • 2

    idpiasg

    8 years ago

    I'd rather die, defending my loved ones making the ultimate sacrifice, as compared to "SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER!"

    • 0

      Mary Audrey Brown

      8 months ago

      You can still choose to be burned innocent, asking for that (that's incredibly rare) or be burned for a second after being released

  • 2

    Ryan

    8 years ago

    Choke on 'em!

  • 2

    wrathseed

    8 years ago

    I've been horribly burned, but take it from me, being eaten alive is worse

  • 2

    Izaak Dunsford

    8 years ago

    Burning alive would be the worst way to die.

  • 2

    Atomic69

    8 years ago

    If you were to be burned alive, once the nerves in your skin are burnt you can't feel anything. That happens fairly quickly btw.

  • 2

    Tim

    8 years ago

    I would rather die a faster death, then a slower one by burning at a stake. Which would last forever as I see my limbs painfully burn off my body. Definately rather have my brains ripped out or eaten quickly. xD

  • 2

    Tim

    8 years ago

    I would rather die a faster death, then a slower one by burning at a stake. Which would last forever as I see my limbs painfully burn off my body. Definately rather have my brains ripped out or eaten quickly. xD

  • 1

    Nguyễn Thu Hiền

    1 year ago

    Eaten by ZOMBIES? Hell nah. You will feel blood flowing through human TEETH as you see them handling your intestines in their hands, as you get devoured by those muertos that tend to eat you everywhere. Have to go being burned at the stake.

  • 1

    James

    1 year ago

    I don't want to be like Joan of Arc, but I want my brain still in my body.

  • 1

    StafJ

    2 years ago

    Cool death or boring death

  • 1

    Nicolai

    2 years ago

    Why the fuck would you rather get eaten by a zombie?! Then youll go around killing other people + they eat you alive way more painful in my opinion!

  • 1

    MeMeBigBoy

    3 years ago

    i think being burnt would be a little quicker, and less painful. getting your intestines ripped out doesnt seem as fun as losing all your nerves while dying.

  • 1

    SuperFireKitty

    3 years ago

    dude. im superFIREkitty. fire does nothing to me

  • 1

    Juuzou Suzuya

    3 years ago

    Fire is my element, so burnt at the stake.

  • 0

    Fisher McCullough

    1 month ago

    I answered to have heat resistance before, I knew this was coming

  • 1

    Taylor Lidstone

    4 years ago

    Zombies don't exist. Bit of a no-brainer really.

  • 1

    Andrew

    4 years ago

    I die laughing

  • 1

    :€hicaM:

    4 years ago

    Maybe I would suffer more less if I kill myself before the zombie catches me. I mean, you could suffer a lot if you are eaten alive, although I prefer that than being burnt. But just thinking, you don't have to be alive necessarily. Oh, good.

    • 0

      :€hicaM:

      4 years ago

      Sorry about my english, hablo español, lo siento si dije algo mal XD

  • 1

    Andrew

    4 years ago

    Why couldnt i just commit suicide before

  • 1

    Mikado903

    4 years ago

    just because the zombie eats you, dosent mean you have to be alive for it...

  • 1

    Reflexionz

    6 years ago

    It will make for a better story on how you died with the zombie choice

  • 1

    Anime stickman

    6 years ago

    I I go down Emma gonna try and take someone with me

  • 1

    drew_b

    7 years ago

    Being a zombie wouldn't be THAT bad

  • 1

    larhni

    7 years ago

    Well it depends Cuz if u got bitten/eaten bye a zombie u mite not TURN

  • 1

    Bozzy446

    7 years ago

    If I'm going down, I'm going down fighting

  • 1

    slaterdahater

    7 years ago

    Anyone else excited bout the zombie apocolypse

  • 1

    bungie01

    7 years ago

    Both of these options are horrible D:

  • 1

    Lili Phew

    7 years ago

    Stop twisting it, you ether die by zombie or by stake, THAT'S IT! No twists and turns that "It didn't say you die by stake" shut the fuck up and grow some balls.

  • 1

    mclovin

    8 years ago

    FIRE

  • 1

    RenegadeOssa

    8 years ago

    I can't be burned. I know that that's too painful

  • 1

    7r3v0r13

    8 years ago

    ZOMBIES FTW!!

  • 1

    Majornougat

    8 years ago

    eaten by a zombie does not imply becoming a zombie. Id rather burn because I could be some martyr/hero

  • 0

    Callie

    2 months ago

    Celestia Ludenberg died the same way

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