Meaning you will not be able to tell time or anything related to time. And never understand anything involving sex.
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melhimshaker
Why should I care to understand sex , I just enjoy it. I would rather want to understand time . Its origin, it flow and its destination.
Sandypengu
Never mind, back on board, didn't think of it that way!
bones
you don't need to understand sex to have sex, but u need to understand time to use it
john117
but even so, life would be so much simpler without the concept of sex.
gjossep
It does not say that you get to learn about time...
Newmetalfriend
Genius
Nikolai0169
hey doctor, how are you?
MR.POTATO
you smart son of a bitch...
Umar
Dang it, wrong decision
cici
true don't think about it just do it #genius
deathfire09
yeah thats just great
CUNT
STDs and unwanted pregnancy
harry368368
well,never understand the concept of time is terrible.
savirino98
"I lasted.... wait how long is 3 seconds?"
put_witty_username_here
Truly? We already don't understand the time concept so yes,
Liseyo
I'd rather not get pregnant
deeznutzeez
ouve never lid
PIGS4LIFE
HORNY AS HECK
MindlessPanda
u r ao right!!!
Elizabeth Rosado
My mom has her heart set on grand kids
Alexa
Have fun with STD's
yo fat mother
some people are dumb
Donald Trump
It doesn't say you'd never know how to. It just says you'd never understand the concept of it. Works for both options I guess...
joe
Good point
r0b0tic j3lyfish
john117 without sex the human race would be gone.its for repopulation, it wasnt invented for fun. human nature motherfucker
Big D
I know right
Britton_Cru
u might get STDs
Im awesome
@gjossep Never means Never
speedy666666
meh, u need to know HOW to have sex whilst time, fuck it
Emy06
I think it's better to don't understand time cause if you dont understand what is sex and the consecuences you could ruin your life already
Cody
Your an idiot you wont understand its origin you will be able to look at a clock and be able to tell time or look at a clock and not understand what it means so you will have the same knowledge
DougKellner
When you're in your sexual time, you don't understand the concept of time. Fact.
Konev13
You dont have to understand it to enjoy it
Wh1zzyboy
You can't just say things are facts, where's your proof?
leeleesweetie
I never read something more true than this.
Mysticbutterflies
When you're having sex why would you be worrying about what time it is unless your sex life is or does suck.
put_witty_username_here
If you don't understand time you don't understand if the person you're having sex with is 9 years old.
The Delta Snivy
He's got a point
JamieBallard
All of the people that chose red are forever virgins
Boebya
Tell my girlfriend
Im awesome
YOU DON'T HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT TO ENJOY IT RETARDS
Brendan
You could ponder the concept of time and have sex rather than ponder the concept of sex and be bored with time.
Sandypengu
Okaaay, now I DEFINITELY want to change my answer!
Lawrence
You made my decision.
canthinkofname
You don't have to understand the concept of sex if your partner understands it for you (:
Advance
But you can still have sex! It's not as if you can't do something just because you don't understand it. By that logic, I wouldn't be able to ride in a plane. Also, you'd never be disappointed with sex, it'd be a new experience each time.
>MilSim<
Well what the fuck would happen if you aren't wearing a condom and you dont know when to "pull out" because of your lack of understanding the concept of time? BOOM, childeren
NoriMori
You made up my mind.
Charmander
You Could Of Had Sex Before This Qeustion LOL
Marmadukes
"Hold on, do I stick it in before or after I take clothes off? Which is which? So if the clothes are already off, we do it? How do I know you didn't already put your clothes back on? How did you get here?!"
dreamniffler
You wouldn't be able to function in the modern world without the concept of time; you'd be entirely reliant upon others to get you places and to wake you up and put you to sleep and things. But hey, if you can still get laid, what does it matter, eh? ;D
Connor Russell
I agree! Also, you would never be able to have a steady job because you'll always be late.
MindlessPanda
@dreamniffler ur right coz if there was no time, i would die.
SunshineGlow
@MindlessPanda It's not UNDERSTANDING the concept of time, not there being no time.
Grickel
Most people don't anyway.....
duffany1
As a matter of fact, no one really understands the concept of time...
Nick3.141592
@duffany1. I do. Its easy once you realise time=space² and so, space²=time. Once you get that, it makes sense that while the universe is infinite, time is doubly so. But, on the other hand, for everything, there is an opposite. So technically, - space²= -time, and vice versa. So TECHNICALLY (and theorietically) speaking, the concept of "time" is something that we humans made up. So, there is no such thing as time. (Theoritically speaking again.)
Kailey
wtf, so confused
DerpyGuy
@nick wut the fuck are you on about?
Komaeda Nagito
@Nick3.141592 first of all if x^2=y means the square root of y=x not x=y^2. Also, time is one of 2 directions added by the 4th dimension. Humans didn't make time, as progression through time is simply travelling in a direction. The only difference between time and east is that we can't observe the opposite of time and our movement throughout the 3rd dimensional directions control our movement through time. The complicated thing is when you get to relativity causality and space-time. 2 observers can disagree about time, but will always agree about space-time and causality. https://youtu.be/gg85IH3vghA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YycAzdtUIko I can understand what most people think time is and some parts of what time really is, but as long as I can't comprehend the 4th dimension and I can't pick it up with any of my senses, I can't understand time.
hendrxson
so we had sex for how long? im sorry i dont understand what you are saying to me
deadtreekid
brendan deserves a slow clap for that one
Cameron Floyd
Time is an illusion. Sex is real
molester moon
I don't need sex, I DO need time though
MyCotingaBird
Agreed.
Kaelin
same. I'm asexual so I already don't understand the appeal of sex but I need more time
Laravds
I'm asexual, I don't need to understand anything that I don't want to do
MyCotingaBird
I 100% agree with you. Hooray for asexuals!
Kaelin
SAME!!!
Josef Hansen
I Can still have sex?
Jordan Clover
I'd honestly rather be a sexually challenged Doctor Who.
IsNotShort
You could always ask him to repeat.
Sandypengu
You don't have to understand it to do it!
DrLike
I want sex
MyCotingaBird
You need help.
Xoxin
Understanding the concept of time is actually pretty important.
big115bird
I actually have a hard time with time...no pun intended, it's a unit of measurement and all but why use it in anything but academic stuff?
[deleted]
To avoid missing your train or being late for work and avoid getting fired, for example.
Stephen Mills
"Let hot pocket cool for 1 minute before eating." This is important.
courageoftheheart
I got more important shit to do than thinking about sex all the time.
Patrick Lessmiller
Uhm, I give zero fucks about sex.
Samuel
Uhm, then you give zero fucks about children.
Charmander
I Do ALOT
MyCotingaBird
MGTOW for the win!!!
Natalya Moon
Asexuality is, once again, a wonderful thing. Sex is meaningless, messy, primal, tedious, and dull.
MyCotingaBird
Yes, indeed! Go your own way, my friend.
Tamlen
Nice try internet, but my faith in humanity went down the drain long before this.
Mati
apparently to concur the skill of time travel time must be forgotten and never be thought of again and secondly you know how to do it. Gigity !!
cerpintaxt
never said I couldn't HAVE sex... I just wouldn't understand what's going on I guess
Nathan Pearce
Im asexual
Tia
If you didn't understand sex how would you get turned? And you probably wouldn't know what you were doing which would make a bad experience for you and your partner.
Hobo Joe
Doesn't matter just have fun
Pinkie Pie
You could be like Captain Jack Harkness.
Marshall Clowater
i already have a high grasp of time. i dont want to lose that. sex on the other hand, well, who gives a fuck, amirite?
YouAreAPeasant
You're all bunch of slutty peasants.
Anja
I'd pick time before sex, actually. I would seriously freak out if I never knew the time.
IsNotShort
I'd just have to have the Doctor repeat himself.
Mike Rider
Time is easy to understand it's like a big ball of yarn, a big ball of wibbly wobbley timey whimey.
Satan
See I already have no concept of time so Lol
Riolucake
I know what it's supposed to mean, but sex can also be seen as like, gender (Biological gender) so I don't really care 'cause I'm nonbinary. Loopholes. I have found them.
Soren__
fuck i don't understand time anyway
KmK
i dont think anyone fully understands time anyway
ILiekTurtlez
...And that's how, kiddies, I ended up with 27 children
Kitty
Do we even understand the concept of time anyway
Mercrist_089
I don't get the concept of time anyways. Nobody does.
Pixeljunkie
I don't understand time right now, as in what is it, an order over event? Cause and effect? Tool of measurement?
Saxton Hale
I don't understand time anyway, never will do either...
ttommy0411
What's sex
MyCotingaBird
Sex can mean male or female, or intercourse that usually makes children.
Eldrako10
If you chose Red, then you probably couldn't have children without adopting.
The Jazz Mann
Fucking genitals, how do they work?
Dallas Justin Crank
I don't get laid anyway.
MyCotingaBird
Good for you.
OMFGaPOTATO
I don't understand the concept of time anyway.
OMFGaPOTATO
I don't understand the concept of time anyway.
Caston Tuw Darrell
What time is it again?
Shenanigan
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE. I couldn't resist.