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65% Stab yourself in the stomach with a 5 inch blade

35% Cut off the tips of all your own fingers

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Cut off the tips of all your own fingers

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Whether you live or die is in question. You cannot reattach your finger tips!

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836 comments

  • 159

    0cookiemonster0

    7 years ago

    wouldn't you die if you stabbed yourself? if you cut the tips off you can still pick things up..

    • 22

      Andre Rimmer

      6 years ago

      LOGIC!

    • 15

      Colin

      5 years ago

      At least it would be quick

    • 198

      ghost6503

      5 years ago

      Never said how deep u had to stab yourself

    • 29

      Jamie Stewart

      5 years ago

      @Colin no... no it would not.

    • 10

      Logan Franklin

      5 years ago

      No, you would not die.

    • 37

      Jared

      5 years ago

      No, You can easily live from a stab. You could make up a badass story. Stab yourself right outside a hospital?

    • 6

      thanatos

      5 years ago

      thats the same thought i had

    • 5

      omnomnomcookie

      5 years ago

      ^^I like your username....

    • 5

      ThatGuyYouHate

      5 years ago

      if you cut the tips of your fingers you cant type anything unless u want a nose bleed and the blood will go in your computer and make it explode so you will die plus what if you miss your stomach

    • 5

      CeamoreCash

      5 years ago

      by the time you're do the first 2 on the second hand you'd probably pass out... then your cant call the ambulance

    • 1

      Jackdackster

      5 years ago

      @ghost it has to go thru the stomach

    • 2

      FurthestBen

      4 years ago

      I know it says in the stomach but I've been stabbed...Not straight in the Stomach because if you get stabbed in the stomach, acid will pour out and you will die...I'm just saying that I've been stabbed and I'm making that one count.

    • 1

      KOOLGUY® (PT)

      4 years ago

      You die if you hit one of your organs.

    • 0

      KOOLGUY® (PT)

      4 years ago

      oh wait... stomack? nevermind ...

    • 5

      Travis_Smith2356

      4 years ago

      It never said how deep you had to go...LOOPHOLE!!!

    • 5

      God

      4 years ago

      Finger tips is where our nerve endings are. It would be VERY painful, and you can survive getting stabbed.

    • 2

      Zellona

      4 years ago

      @ghost6503 I'm regretting my choice now...

    • 1

      Tamlen

      4 years ago

      @ThatGuyYouHate You're really fucking stupid, and the prime example of why idiots shouldn't analyze these questions with their flawed logic. And anyone saying that it has the most nerve endings is an idiot. You can always do it under anesthetics/heavy medication.

    • 3

      winnerlolswag

      4 years ago

      I would cut of an atom that's on the tip of my finger =P

    • 4

      Hero_Rareheart

      4 years ago

      I would cutoff just a small layer of skin

    • 3

      nutty

      4 years ago

      Stab yourself inside a hospital

    • 0

      Jen Marts

      4 years ago

      Is your name nori

    • 0

      Ivy Drysdale

      3 years ago

      0cookiemonster0 thats the point

    • 1

      Shannon

      2 years ago

      You can't really have anesthetics for your fingers, I don't think.

    • 0

      sneakyninja2003

      2 years ago

      I'd go with finger-tips because as far as I know they grow back (right?) and if you cut off your finger-tips, you'd be able to temporarily cause any crime without any fingerprints XD

    • 1

      HiHi

      2 years ago

      There are some less vital areas I can stab.

    • 0

      pablo rivera

      2 years ago

      well u could just get your fingers stitch back on

    • 2

      Isa

      2 years ago

      actually people survive stabs

    • 2

      CutasicPM

      2 years ago

      Cutting off the tips of your finger.... You would be able to only cut off the first layer of skin cells #tips

    • 0

      KittiCat

      2 years ago

      I could just graze the flesh. Never said how deep.

    • 0

      Adam

      2 years ago

      First: 1 mm is still the tip of your finger. Second: That amount would heal. Third: Even if you had to cut off more than that, with the way science is progressing we have already created an experimental powder (Something about proteins) which I believe can heal small injuries like that. Much better than likely death and extreme pain, anyway.

    • 1

      CyboticNinja

      2 years ago

      i wouldent stap myself that hard also i would aim for parts of my body where there are no vitals

    • 1

      Scott Glennon

      2 years ago

      Well I wouldn't kill myself, just a little jab.

    • 0

      KrazyBlockStar

      2 years ago

      Like shut ghost6503 said, doesn't say how deep the blade goes in

    • 1

      Hunter

      2 years ago

      the tips could mean just the thin skin on the end

    • 0

      Ford

      2 years ago

      It said in the Stomach that would make all the hydrochloric acid leak in your body and you'd die from that melting everything inside you and you'd also damage your large intestine and with the cutting of fingertips you could take off the very top making it so you'll just bleed a little bit.

    • 1

      Donut

      2 years ago

      i cant game without my fingertips

    • 0

      Blackjack

      2 years ago

      You could regrow your fingertips look at this link (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiOlo7_wJ7LAhUKySYKHXqSCs4QFggcMAA&url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/18/finger-regrows-pig-bladder_n_3949720.html&usg=AFQjCNHPkdPUbLBsvlqaIRyu9nEtxq4Jyw)

    • 0

      sourcupcake123

      2 years ago

      Cutting your fingertips off wouldn't be so terrible, I mean it hurts but how large is the "tip"? You could cut off a tiny part of your finger with a very large chef's knife (I have seen this happen)

    • 0

      jack the anime

      2 years ago

      no shit sherlock

    • 0

      Tyson03

      2 years ago

      never said how deep

    • 0

      [Unknown Person]

      2 years ago

      Didn't say it had to go all the way through the stomach...

    • 0

      Patrick

      2 years ago

      You would die because you wouldn't have enough blood in your body to live

    • 0

      Patrick

      2 years ago

      You would die because you wouldn't have enough blood in your body to live

    • 0

      Patrick

      2 years ago

      You would die because you wouldn't have enough blood in your body to live

    • 0

      Amelietheduck

      2 years ago

      Man i love stabbing myself with a plastic five inch blade, FAKE WEAPONS

    • 0

      ActionJax

      2 years ago

      I thought the same thing!

    • 1

      The Delta Snivy

      2 years ago

      Finger tips= Nails

    • 0

      MoonWing136

      1 year ago

      I'm pretty sure that I like stabing myself more. :3 why do I talk about death or murder every time I bring up a conversion? I wonder why.

    • 0

      DNSL

      1 year ago

      one does have more blood loss while the other is more fatal....

    • 0

      strike478

      1 year ago

      makes sense to me!

    • 1

      Trent

      1 year ago

      If you survived you can show people how awesome you are and if you had a YT account then you could get MILLIONS of dollars for how AWESOME you are!

    • 0

      Nason Budkhunthong

      1 year ago

      no one said how deep it has to go in

    • 0

      MrIronfist

      1 year ago

      bruh ikr

    • 0

      darklord9654

      1 year ago

      if you get the finger tips cut off they grow back

    • 0

      I_PICK_NEITHER

      1 year ago

      You only have to like poke your skin THERE BOOM YOU DONT DIE

    • 0

      I_PICK_NEITHER

      1 year ago

      And also just make it a dull knife

    • 1

      grolarbearsarelife

      1 year ago

      Plus fingertips can regenerate, plus not having fingertips wouldn't kill you while new ones are forming, and here's a loophole for both sides, you can take extremely powerful painkillers beforehand

    • 0

      James

      1 year ago

      stab urself not for in like less than an inch aka a little cut

    • 0

      Boopiester

      1 year ago

      It doesn't say you have to put in the whole blade

    • 1

      Chara

      1 year ago

      the tips of your fingers could be your fingernails

    • 0

      Katie

      1 year ago

      you, good sir, are correct

    • 1

      Aimee Crawford

      1 year ago

      You could die from blood loss.

    • 1

      Alexa

      1 year ago

      No one said it was your REAL stomach. Could be the trick where you stab a bag ON TOP of your stomach, under your clothes, and under that is a blade-proof plate to protect your real stomach.

    • 0

      grolarbearsarelife

      11 months ago

      It says you can't reattach them, but you are able to regenerate your fingertips

    • 0

      GamerGabe206

      9 months ago

      Just numb it and if it was your tips they should grow back #LOGIC

    • 0

      De Wae

      6 months ago

      it said the blade was 5 inches and didnt say how much the blade had to go in, just poke yourself

    • 0

      iiKyanite

      1 month ago

      @Jared, @nutty, Even if you did, there's a pretty high chance that you will still die.

    • 0

      iiKyanite

      1 month ago

      @De Wae, Your stomach is a bit far down into your body, meaning to stab your stomach would still be about half-way into your body. Also, stab, not cut. those are different.

    • 0

      miron478

      1 month ago

      MAYBE. (ba dam tzzzz)

  • 56

    Andrew

    6 years ago

    Nobody said how far the blade had to go in

  • 28

    Kaminari

    7 years ago

    No one said how much of the end of your finger...

    • 8

      galileo

      6 years ago

      no they said the tips...

    • 47

      ಠ_ಠ

      6 years ago

      @galileo, yes but it could just be the very last 1/8th of an inch or so, and it should heal perfectly fine and you could go on with life

    • 3

      DrAvvesome13

      5 years ago

      that's exactly what I was thinking

    • 16

      Jack Brown

      5 years ago

      No one said how deep you have to stab...

    • 19

      BigEars

      5 years ago

      @Jack Brown Five inch blade. i'd imagine that would be about five inches

    • 3

      Kevin Na

      5 years ago

      Sepuku!

    • 3

      Hayley Cole

      5 years ago

      @BigEars it didn't say to put the blade all the way in your stomach.

    • 6

      Shannon

      2 years ago

      Just because it's a 5 inch blade does not mean you have to stab yourself 5 inches deep. If you're given a 12 inch ruler, you're not expected to measure something with exactly 12 inches.

  • 25

    tzk132

    7 years ago

    i need my hands

    • 38

      Void

      6 years ago

      The tips of your fingers.. and and depending how much, it can grow back.

    • 39

      Freq-Sho

      6 years ago

      stabbing is quick and can make sure to do it in a place that'll just leave you with a bad ass scar. The fingers you've cut off your own finger tip? have fun with the other 4.

    • 2

      Enzeru Youkai

      5 years ago

      freq, it says "cut off the tips of ALL your own fingers", not one

    • 34

      Psy

      5 years ago

      the tips of your fingers doesn't mean it has to be like a chunk of flesh, it could just be enough to barely make you bleed

    • 3

      Shane Thompson

      5 years ago

      @Psy Snake maneuvers

    • 7

      SunnyCrapCake

      5 years ago

      You have to stab yourself in the stomach. Know where the stomach is? Under you're shirt. There are not many ways to stab you're stomach in a safe way anyway.

    • 0

      Jackdackster

      5 years ago

      @Ghost it has to go to your stomach

    • 4

      Voice Of Reasonable People

      4 years ago

      I wouldn't be able to stand moving on to the next finger repeatedly plus you wouldn't be able to cut the last few off on your own lol

    • 5

      Voice Of Reasonable People

      4 years ago

      Plus it's only a 5 inch blade so fair chance at survival but supposedly severely painful

    • 0

      sheldon__13

      4 years ago

      No u musnt not unhave them

    • 0

      sheldon__13

      4 years ago

      No u musnt not unhave them

    • 0

      sheldon__13

      4 years ago

      No u musnt not unhave them

    • 0

      sheldon__13

      4 years ago

      No u musnt not unhave them

    • 0

      IAlwaseChooseBlue

      4 years ago

      Heh I know samurai do that to protect their "Honor" no offense to Japanese culture 8---

    • 1

      Ryan Phillips

      2 years ago

      For what

    • 2

      Ford

      2 years ago

      It did say how far read the question more carefully, it said (Satb yourself ! in ! the Stomach" That would mean that you must get the knife all the way to your stomach when also damaging your large intestine.

    • 0

      Khloe

      2 years ago

      It never said how far the blade has to go in..... =P

    • 2

      Ito

      2 years ago

      And I need my stomach

    • 0

      WhyAmIStillDead

      2 years ago

      I cut off half a micro-meter

    • 1

      AlexandreVeloso

      1 year ago

      Are you nuts?!?! You Would probably die

    • 1

      AlexandreVeloso

      1 year ago

      Are you nuts?!?! You Would probably die

    • 1

      AlexandreVeloso

      1 year ago

      Are you nuts?!?! You Would probably die

    • 1

      AlexandreVeloso

      1 year ago

      Are you nuts?!?! You Would probably die

    • 1

      AlexandreVeloso

      1 year ago

      Are you nuts?!?! You Would probably die

    • 1

      Savvvy

      1 year ago

      U would be dead if u stab urself

  • 17

    DemonicWaffle

    5 years ago

    they didnt say how far the 5 inch blade has to go in

    • 1

      Ford

      2 years ago

      It did say how far read the question more carefully, it said (Satb yourself ! in ! the Stomach" That would mean that you must get the knife all the way to your stomach when also damaging your large intestine.

  • 12

    iloveglobes

    6 years ago

    Your stomach bleeds out very quickly.

    • 12

      Moonshine Bonanza

      6 years ago

      also its PAINFUL

    • 1

      jeji

      5 years ago

      harakiri!

    • 9

      michael rocha

      5 years ago

      well he didnt say how deep to stab your self all he said was its a 5 inch blade. and i need my finger tips to play guitar

    • 0

      melissa

      5 years ago

      but not to big of a problem if you call 911 and wait until they r right out side to stab yourself

    • 0

      Ford

      2 years ago

      It did say how far read the question more carefully, it said (Satb yourself ! in ! the Stomach" That would mean that you must get the knife all the way to your stomach when also damaging your large intestine.

  • 6

    cpt sparrow

    6 years ago

    this is a choice of either death or pain. 70% of people are stupid, the very tip of your fingers would heal

  • 6

    napiern

    6 years ago

    Wouldn't a five inch blade be so long it would stick out of your back? No thank you.

    • 9

      Mike

      6 years ago

      Only if you are anorexic.

    • 10

      Crissy

      6 years ago

      Obviously you don't know how long 5 inches is.

    • 1

      kixxie

      5 years ago

      Yeah it might do depending on your size, if I stabbed strait though the middle I'm pretty sure it wouldn't on me, but closer to the sides it might if you decide to push it in as far as possible, and yes I do know how long 5 inches is.

    • 0

      Franklin Chen

      5 years ago

      the average human being's stomach doesn't have the width of 5 inches..

  • 4

    sangwach

    6 years ago

    you would look badass if you stabed yourself in the stomach and you could like run into a room of people and do it to freak em out. but if you cut off your fingers tips then all you can do is write i am a pussy in blood on your XXXXL tampon

    • 17

      vsudyvyevf

      6 years ago

      really man, are u that insecure of yourself

    • 10

      Ethan

      6 years ago

      You'd also be on the ground crying.

    • 1

      Becky Rice

      6 years ago

      ur sick bro :P

    • 5

      JiangJoker

      5 years ago

      There is no such thing as an XXXXL tampon. They are measures by light, regular, super, and super plus.

    • 0

      Glenn

      5 years ago

      Serious guy is serious ^^^

  • 3

    djkdevin

    5 years ago

    The tips if fingers can grow back. Also stabbing yourself with a five inch knife would probably mean death.

    • 0

      ab901

      1 year ago

      No, it doesn't grow back. Go back to preschool.

  • 3

    Matt Sawicki

    6 years ago

    I would keep my fingerbones in a leather pouch around my neck like ser davos :D

  • 0

    Oicua

    5 days ago

    Who said you had to stab yourself 5 inches deap... could be even less than 1mm

  • 0

    Jake Gay Kid

    1 week ago

    if i stabbed myself in the stomach im one hell of a brave man, and im also a complete fucking idiot

  • 2

    wowzer

    3 years ago

    The question never specified how deep the stab wound needs to be.

  • 2

    fallen_petals

    3 years ago

    Just because it's a five inch blade doesn't mean it has to go all the way in. Pricking yourself with the knife would technically count. Also it could be done in a non lethal area.

  • 2

    swiggity swooty comin for da booty

    3 years ago

    Cut off very tips of them

  • 2

    Hector E. Gonzalez Sanchez

    5 years ago

    Dammit it mighthurt

  • 2

    BStewy

    6 years ago

    cut off the very tip. Like a skin cell of the tip. still counts as a tip.

  • 2

    Shoten

    6 years ago

    This is like a suicide question, why do we put such terrible violence in these questions? And the 70% who chose the stabbing yourself in the stomach; why? You'd probably die, worse it says yourself. Suicidal crazies.

  • 2

    Max

    6 years ago

    the tips of your fingers can grow back. a hole in your stomach will kill you

  • 0

    Julian

    3 weeks ago

    Stab yourself in a hospital, with a doctor instructing you how to minimize damage.

  • 0

    Logan

    3 weeks ago

    buy a fake hand

  • 0

    DA UNIPUG

    1 month ago

    finger NAIL tips

  • 1

    befree2209

    1 year ago

    My life has no purpose anyways...

  • 1

    raybel

    1 year ago

    i had cut of the top of my thumb was painfull but can survive easily annd would not be that bad

  • 1

    Unseen2015

    1 year ago

    Who said the blade wasnt foam

  • 1

    Unorthodox

    2 years ago

    didnt say how hard you stab.

  • 1

    quintin

    2 years ago

    It doesn't say that you have to stab the WHOLE bad into you. You could only do the first 1/4 inch.

  • 0

    Karlobo

    1 month ago

    Never said how deep.

  • 1

    protagshilex

    2 years ago

    Humans can regenerate the tips of there fingers

  • 1

    Tobias Böhm

    2 years ago

    3 inches and above is said to be lethal...soooo

  • 0

    iiKyanite

    1 month ago

    Before commenting or replying to any comments, please note that it says stabbing yourself in the stomach, and your stomach is pretty far in your body, so don't go around saying that you can just make a "1 millimeter cut" or all that. Stomach, not abdomen.

  • 0

    iiKyanite

    1 month ago

    Then your stomach acid would start leaking into your body dissoving the lower half of it with enormous pain and then you can't digest anything, dying from malnutrition. VS Enduring some pain.

  • 1

    Joshua

    2 years ago

    It does not say how long oyu could do it 1 cenimeter on your stomach

  • 1

    Emir Eraslan

    2 years ago

    i want it on the brain i dont want paiiiin!!!!

  • 1

    eclipseclaw135

    3 years ago

    My uncle cut off his fingers while he was cutting a set (he is a set designer for plays at the Shawnee playhouse) and he had to have them cut off even more at the hospital to get them fixed he still messes up with the stuff in the sound booth at times an u feel really bad so I would rather be stabbed in the stomach cause that way I just will get a scar or stitches and ya hurt but it will stop I've most likely been through worse physical pain

  • 1

    L1L F1RE

    4 years ago

    .

  • 1

    Jay

    4 years ago

    Ive already done the first one so its not that scary lol

  • 1

    Marcus Panico

    4 years ago

    You'd pry have well over an hour to get to a hospital in either case, provided you have some towels, or something akin to them. The real question is, would you rather be physically deformed for the rest of your life, or have scar on your stomach. I, and anyone else with half a brain would invariably choose the latter.

  • 1

    manumons

    4 years ago

    If you cut the tip of your fingers they will grow up

  • 1

    Ronke Ademola

    4 years ago

    It doesn't mean that you die when you stab yourself in the stomach. It's all about where in that aria.

  • 1

    MEOW_MIX

    5 years ago

    YOU CAN STAB YOURSELF WITH ONLY THE FIRST INCH OF YOUR BLADE

  • 1

    Eric Page

    5 years ago

    I will cut off the very tips of my fingers, and by that I mean just the first thin layer of skin.

  • 1

    Jacob Carey

    5 years ago

    Did'nt say I couldn't stab myself with the HANDLE

  • 1

    Joseluis Nunez

    5 years ago

    One word: Fingernails.

  • 1

    slone

    5 years ago

    you can reattach your fingers, but a five inch blade will hit your internal organs and unless you have immediate medical assistance will kill you

  • 1

    Dina

    6 years ago

    you can die if you stab yourself....

  • 1

    [deleted]

    6 years ago

    So 70% of the people that answered the question would rather die than lose the tips of there fingers which don't really do anything anyway, and they grow back. Wow.

  • 1

    Sol Bellows

    6 years ago

    Just the tip. That could mean you just slice off a tiny layer of skin on each of your finger...

    • 0

      Skyrossm

      5 years ago

      if you were to cut off that much, it would be like having 10, reallllyl bad paper cuts, or just 1 trip to teh hospital and you are fine, you can hit one of you bones to stop the knife so it only goes in like 2 mm, at least for me.

  • 1

    Moonshine Bonanza

    6 years ago

    5 inch blade would go all the way thru me... i could deal with small hands. I get to keep my thumbs and one knuck on each finger.

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