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40% Eat a 4 inch circumference venomous spider

60% An equally venomous wasp

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Eat a 4 inch circumference venomous spider
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An equally venomous wasp

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  • 37

    wavymouth

    2 years ago

    gonna have to cut the stinger off so i don't die

    • 23

      kixxie

      2 years ago

      They're venomous not poisonous....

    • 22

      gvstaylor

      2 years ago

      Yes they are venomous, but the stinger hits the inside of your throat injecting the venom upon eating... Eatting a spider, there is no way for them to bite if you chew...

    • 11

      Phil Wood

      1 year ago

      Didn't say if they were alive. wasp fritters anyone?

    • 8

      Kai Rapley

      1 year ago

      Even if the Wasp isn't alive, you'd still have to cut the stinger off. Whereas, spiders have venom Inside of them.

    • 2

      abe33

      8 months ago

      i fucking hate bugs so...

    • 1

      ncab

      7 months ago

      There is no mention of being able to get rid of the venom sacks, so you can just assume that you're not allowed to.

    • 1

      Love_Is_Real

      5 months ago

      Eww not spiders...

    • 0

      Ryan

      2 months ago

      cut off the pincers maybe

    • 0

      Jacob Dittmer

      4 weeks ago

      Wasps are smaller

  • 27

    keevin

    4 years ago

    Maybe if you mix them it'll taste great

    • 3

      51%

      3 months ago

      Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

  • 11

    bookcrazi

    3 years ago

    Lols.. I'm afraid of spider I can always mix the wasp in some spagetti or whatnot..

    • 17

      meglizray

      2 years ago

      hahaha spaghetti?? what a strange yet oddly clever idea!

    • 6

      Jake jones

      2 years ago

      U have rackophobia

    • 81

      Mason

      2 years ago

      Jake it is spelled arachnophobia if rackophobia was real then i would question the mental state of anyone who was afraid of boobs

    • 3

      MarinaHawk

      2 years ago

      Actually, Mason, I think I know someone who may have rackophobia.

    • 0

      Ricardo Castleville Cortez Cas

      9 months ago

      Tht is true im with u

    • 0

      Mekhi

      3 months ago

      Same here

    • 0

      Micah Frazier

      3 months ago

      Arachnophobia wins over all. Doesn't say I can't kill the wasp and cut off its stinger

  • 10

    River_Song

    2 years ago

    delicacy

  • 8

    skeletonparty

    2 years ago

    Phobic of spiders...

  • 7

    JesseBrony

    2 years ago

    fuck spiders

  • 4

    Kendall Walls

    2 years ago

    wasp scare me like nothing else

  • 3

    Jagan

    1 year ago

    Did no one else see that the spider is 4 inches in circumference?!?!

  • 3

    Harlamarl

    2 years ago

    there is a type of microscopic wasp

  • 3

    Hel LoveNutella Loki

    2 years ago

    I dont wanna eat a spider! Spiders are awesome!

  • 3

    Craig Proctor

    2 years ago

    Wasps don't have legs, also sqaush it and you won't notice it mixed in with other stuff.

  • 3

    Dutchbag

    2 years ago

    Just kill it, get the poison out and deepfry it,.

  • 3

    Brdie

    2 years ago

    i chose wasp because "xKapownd" did this question

  • 3

    allan

    2 years ago

    venom doesnt affect u if eatn venom has to be injected into ur veins soo just spide or wasp wasp wins... take ot ting and put it in a panana so it wont got stuk in my throut :]

  • 3

    xereeto

    2 years ago

    Do you die? If not, a wasp is WAY smaller.

  • 3

    luisaswim

    3 years ago

    Chocolate covered spiders....yum..

  • 2

    Dopaminecloud

    2 years ago

    put in blender, add vodka, lots of vodka, die happily

  • 2

    Nicholas Pappas

    2 years ago

    Venom isn't harmful if swallowed, only if it's in your lymphatic system. Poison works by ingestion.

  • 2

    tinyfrog

    2 years ago

    Less juicy

  • 2

    LordMackarl

    2 years ago

    I'd fucking burn that meat so hard, no one would know it's spider meat. Besides, I could cut it into squares and use it for fondue.

  • 2

    charlottelt

    2 years ago

    Neither would kill you if dead. Poisonous means it will harm if consumed where as venomous means will harm when it bites or stings.

  • 2

    agrinningfox

    2 years ago

    Wasps are mean.

  • 2

    Pinkiepie

    2 years ago

    it's a good thing venom doesn't kill you when you eat it :3

  • 2

    Jake jones

    2 years ago

    U can drink venom with out being harm its just poison that does it just matteres if u have rackophobia or ya

    • 1

      ಠ_ಠ

      2 years ago

      I believe you mean arachnophobia, as rackophobia does not mean anything

  • 2

    Brian Pelegrin

    2 years ago

    Guys, if you drink venom you won't die. It's only lethal if it's in your bloodstream. If you know this, then it's just the thing of preference

  • 2

    Scott

    2 years ago

    fuck spiders...

  • 2

    Crusharush

    2 years ago

    It'l be fine! Add some herbs and spices, add some dolmio and they're ready for the eating!

  • 2

    Becca Smedley

    2 years ago

    shit scared of spiders would be the wasp for me lol gone in one bite x

  • 1

    Glaceon999

    5 months ago

    IT CAN BE A TINY DEAD NONPOISONOUS WASP WITH THE STINGER CUT OFF, THE WASP GROUND IN A QUICHE AS SPICES. IF THE STINGER MUST BE EATEN, I'LL POWDER IT AND ADD TO THE EGG. BUGS ARE APPARENTLY DELISH, SO YA.

  • 0

    preston

    3 weeks ago

    If it was the venomous part you are worried about, it would not effect you as much as you think because the acids in your stomach would break it down pretty fast, there is a fairly large difference between venomous and poisonous. Venomous is harmful if it bits you, poisonous is if you bite it.

  • 0

    preston

    3 weeks ago

    If it was the venomous part you are worried about, it would not effect you as much as you think because the acids in your stomach would break it down pretty fast, there is a fairly large difference between venomous and poisonous. Venomous is harmful if it bits you, poisonous is if you bite it.

  • 0

    Gonçalo Pascoal

    1 month ago

    Maybe you would die from the poison anyway, and the wasp would be smaller

  • 0

    Gonçalo Pascoal

    1 month ago

    Maybe you would die from the poison anyway, and the wasp would be smaller

  • 1

    BeatlesForever_

    1 year ago

    how about both hell now

  • 0

    LegendaryRex

    1 month ago

    People cook spiders, not wasps

  • 1

    SunnyCrapCake

    1 year ago

    I saw a Red Dwarf episode where Lister ate a spider. I hate the idea of eating insects/arachnids now...

  • 1

    Meowmixxx

    2 years ago

    Well I'm deathly allergic to wasps.. So..

  • 1

    Malanok

    2 years ago

    You can eat venomous things fine, it doesn't enter your bloodstream... so... wasp (less than an inch, can be hidden in something) or 8 legged monstrosity which is 4 inches in circumference x.x;

  • 1

    akudo1

    2 years ago

    Are you allowed deep fry the spider and remove the venom? There is such a thing in the world.

  • 1

    Jerrell

    2 years ago

    "OR would you rather an equally venomous wasp"

  • 1

    Cotton Ball Bennett

    2 years ago

    Just because wasps deserve it.

  • 1

    Joey Galea

    2 years ago

    Venom doesn't harm you if it is ingested. Only if it is directly injected into the blood stream. By the time the venom would get into your blood stream by ingestion, it would already be processed by the body and completely harmless. I just picked the wasp because fuck spiders.

  • 1

    Kira

    2 years ago

    Wasupe here i come

  • 1

    jdistasio

    2 years ago

    The red says, "An equally venomous wasp." That doesn't mean you have to eat it.

  • 1

    Seth T

    2 years ago

    One question. Is it alive?

    • 1

      Seth Attaway

      2 years ago

      Oh fuck I hadn't even thought of that. I was only thinking size.

  • 1

    Diddly

    2 years ago

    Spider would be bigger, therefore more nutritious.

  • 1

    Dorkfish71

    2 years ago

    wtf kinda quesiton is this

  • 1

    lilmissme2012

    2 years ago

    I couldnt eat a spider!!!

  • 1

    Fullitenhund

    2 years ago

    Venom isn't bad for you unless it's injected in your blood. Only poison is.

  • 1

    setrakakan

    2 years ago

    Phobic of bees and wasps...

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