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56% Order a beer at a gay bar

44% Order a mudslide at a sports bar

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Order a beer at a gay bar
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Order a mudslide at a sports bar

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Assume you are a straight male.

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518 comments

  • 358

    James Starke

    7 years ago

    As a gay man, I'm here to let you all know that we, too, drink beer.

    • 154

      nigg

      7 years ago

      stfu homo

    • 194

      Hanzoy

      7 years ago

      nigg are you retarded ?

    • 56

      Stronco

      6 years ago

      Doesn't matter where, I want my beer!

    • 26

      Samuel Willems

      6 years ago

      I'm actually quite comfotable around feggits...

    • 75

      Joaquin Keymer

      6 years ago

      @nigg YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! ALL ABOUT YOU THINK IS YOU!! I HOPE YOUR FAMILY DIES SOON AND YOU SEE THEM SUFFER UNTILL THE LAST MINUTE!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOU RETARDED MONSTER!!!!

    • 73

      DocSteve

      6 years ago

      chill

    • 19

      Khalfani Wadlington

      6 years ago

      @Hanzoy The first time i read that i thought you said n***a

    • 27

      Snickrdodle

      6 years ago

      @nigg stop tickling furry unicorns

    • 50

      Sebastion

      6 years ago

      Nigg, shut the hell up. Being Homosexual and Bisexual is FINE.

    • 10

      Alex Sandro Katamadze

      6 years ago

      how do i know it's gay bar?

    • 58

      Demolition Man

      6 years ago

      If you guys take a random person on the internet named "nigg" seriously, then I think you are the ones who are retarded.

    • 20

      Kat

      6 years ago

      Yeah nothing wrong with being gay/lesbian

    • 25

      Cody Dudash

      6 years ago

      I am perfectly fine with gay people and I have no clue what a mudslide even is.

    • 7

      Flynn

      6 years ago

      Ignoring the weird comment chain caused my some asshole named "Nigg", the description actually says to assume you are a straight male.

    • 12

      Volks

      5 years ago

      @Joaquin lol calm your tits stupid nigger you sound like a raging prepubescent kid who just got killed on CoD

    • 3

      KVDA

      5 years ago

      F YOU NIGG! grow up already!

    • 6

      Evalgra

      5 years ago

      Damn this got heated quickly

    • 11

      Mr Spoon

      5 years ago

      Why do people even use gay as an insult?

    • 4

      51%

      4 years ago

      @MrSpoon - Because you're gay

    • 5

      51%

      4 years ago

      Also, everyone who is mad at nigg are very stupid and probably were dropped as a child into the doctrine of hypersensitivity and political correctness. I'm not homophobic and neither is nigg, it's just that your retarded minds equivalent to my mind at 3 years of age, can't detect satire unless it is spelled out for you in comic sans.

    • 1

      Doubt

      4 years ago

      Read the description though.

    • 4

      T3R3Z1 PYROP3

      4 years ago

      @Joaquin Keymer Woah, calm down. what did their family do? Their family doesn't deserve to die. Nigg may deserve punishment, but you don't know anything about their family.

    • 6

      Christian kid

      4 years ago

      @Joaquin Keymer look, u prick, now he didn't have to say that i agree but u didnt have to bring fam into this so sit down somewhere

    • 1

      PlutoDemonhound

      4 years ago

      it says assume your a straight male

    • 1

      Isabelle

      4 years ago

      ur an fagit

    • 2

      lachlan

      4 years ago

      jeez any child would hate the taste of beer

    • 0

      terrell

      4 years ago

      I acsidentaly agreed with the retard nigg.

    • 1

      Deadpool

      4 years ago

      I need beer

    • 2

      carnelianHammer

      4 years ago

      decription my dear sir, description. read the fucking decription please. read it.

    • 1

      Keelan barron

      4 years ago

      to nigg (i feel wrong in typing that name): stop being sexist! (yes, i count homo-hating as sexist)

    • 2

      moolook

      4 years ago

      well... i dont mind where i drink my beer, the only thing that matters is that i drink beer

    • 1

      XxKennyxX

      4 years ago

      I don't care what the hell I'm drinking, I'm underaged, wherever the hell I go, I'd love to drink beer, so fuck it :D lol

    • 5

      Seth Jones

      3 years ago

      if enough alcohol was involved, hopefully i wouldn't remember i was at a gay bar

    • 2

      swanwithcinnamon

      3 years ago

      I'm a lesbian so I'm totally fine with it

    • 0

      Benji-Bow

      3 years ago

      James Starke you should be proud of that

    • 0

      Pepethefrog

      3 years ago

      Cool be proud of who you are :)

    • 0

      TechnicalRespONsE

      3 years ago

      i just replied be able to reply and say 1st every person who is not straight you are in the role of a straight man 2nd of all Seth your a genius 3rd i am not to sure you would be allowed in as a straight man as it is for homosexual people mainly men 4th of all just cause its a gay bar does not mean it has any man stuff and why would anyone think that and 5th of all stop attacking James and others who said they like the same gender as theirs

    • 1

      I'll follow the sun

      3 years ago

      nigg, no, you stfu, for discriminating against homosexuals. He's just being himself and doesn't deserve your discrimination.

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      3 years ago

      Yo Joaquin- Sure, their comment is homophobic, but do you really need to wish suffering upon them? You're being more mean than them even. I get if your having a bad day, but control yourself. I mean, I don't like homophobes as much as you, but...

    • 1

      Juliette

      3 years ago

      Don't sware. There is no point:)

    • 0

      Gurmalll

      3 years ago

      i could just drink my beer then leave

    • 0

      Kinza

      3 years ago

      Beer is for drinkers I am not a drinker and if your dirty stop being gay!

    • 1

      Alex Wilson

      3 years ago

      Honestly I just hate beer mudslides all the way

    • 0

      Camerin

      3 years ago

      Get a life

    • 1

      GriffinDoge420826

      3 years ago

      james starke read the comment it said that u have to assume ur straight

    • 0

      SammyIsBoss16

      2 years ago

      WHY ARE U ALL BEING SUCH HOMOPHOBES JEEZ

    • 1

      Jack

      2 years ago

      Fucking Homo

    • 0

      TheBestAbracadabra

      2 years ago

      This is a mess.

    • 0

      Chungus

      2 years ago

      It doesn't say gay people don't drink

    • 0

      Zient

      1 year ago

      dont get the point in homosexuality but you do you

    • 1

      DanTheMan16

      1 year ago

      Of course! Homosexual are just the same as the rest of the human race,

  • 105

    pollpo

    8 years ago

    I'm tollerant of gay people.

  • 78

    AlexB8

    8 years ago

    gays have hot girl friends :D

    • 19

      Smorsh

      8 years ago

      Gays get friend-zoned by said hot women.

    • 31

      MarkTheGr8

      8 years ago

      Smorsh, no one said you actually are gay. Just that you're in their bar.

    • 36

      Austin

      7 years ago

      >gay >friendzoned by women What.

    • 72

      Krinkles

      7 years ago

      Gay guys get friend zoned by women because they're gay you fucking moron

    • 8

      T.P.N

      7 years ago

      im not gay but i get friend-zoned allot

    • 18

      Plutters

      7 years ago

      ^Probably because you're fugly.

    • 44

      T.P.N

      7 years ago

      ^ go fuck yourself

    • 10

      Chautel Jackson

      7 years ago

      You can only "friend zone" someone that is sexually attracted to you. Making homosexual men/women immune to the whole opposite sex friend zoning.

    • 0

      Jessie Reyna

      7 years ago

      Slut girlfriends you mean.

    • 0

      ribbonista

      7 years ago

      whom they are not attracted to

    • 4

      penii wrinkles

      6 years ago

      smorsh you must be truly retarded why would they care if they get friendzoned by hot women they're gay you dumb fuck

    • 0

      Penzuki

      4 years ago

      That's such a stereotype

    • 0

      Penzuki

      4 years ago

      That's such a stereotype

    • 0

      DJ 56codeword

      4 years ago

      Lol, wrong gays have boy friends.

    • 1

      zeldajr2

      4 years ago

      Ummm I don't think that's how it works

    • 1

      Peggy Copus Fehrman

      4 years ago

      Alex you dumb ass gays like men

    • 1

      a fox.

      3 years ago

      You are one intellectually disabled idiot... That statement makes me suggest you have no brain or have no brain cells.

    • 0

      a fox.

      3 years ago

      You are one intellectually disabled idiot... That statement makes me suggest you have no brain or have no brain cells.

    • 0

      a fox.

      3 years ago

      You are one intellectually disabled idiot... That statement makes me suggest you have no brain or have no brain cells.

    • 0

      a fox.

      3 years ago

      You are one intellectually disabled idiot... That statement makes me suggest you have no brain or have no brain cells.

  • 32

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    I like girly drinks and sports bars. I'm a straight male. ROAR.

  • 20

    Yasmine

    7 years ago

    I'm a girl so...

  • 19

    GareBear

    9 years ago

    But I don't like beer D:

    • 2

      bear from the revenant

      4 years ago

      Ou just bring a hot girl and the gay dudes would just have a 4 way or some shit

    • 0

      one ton

      4 years ago

      Just want the mudslide! Don't care about the specifics.

  • 14

    DarklordTheo

    8 years ago

    I'd pull a John Dorian and order an appletini if I could get one...

    • 0

      aliencats

      7 years ago

      Answered red simply because of your comment

  • 12

    AnnaBanana

    7 years ago

    I find gay people really fun to be with, and my brother's gay too :D

  • 9

    QQQ

    7 years ago

    Gay people drink tons of beer.

  • 7

    Horshwa

    8 years ago

    I'm against homosexuality but i can still be friends with one and if it's a good beer with the opportunity to meet hot women then yes please

    • 42

      Crissy

      8 years ago

      Too bad that none of the women would be interested,

    • 2

      Ali

      7 years ago

      hot women that like other women, tyvm.

    • 18

      Bob

      7 years ago

      See, the problem here is that you're against homosexuality.

    • 6

      Danielle Jurgens

      6 years ago

      how can you be against homosexuality than turn around and say 'we can still be friends'? wtaf

    • 2

      Justin G. Wells

      6 years ago

      @Danielle Jugens it's kinda like how many atheists and Christians are friends just because someone disagrees on one subject doesn't mean they can't be friends. I'm an atheist and have many christian friends. I have friends that absolutely despise horror movies, but I love them. It's all about looking past differences. When befriending someone, they're sexual orientation is trivial. I however, just believe that people should be able to do whatever the hell they want to do as long as it doesn't hurt or prevent them from being able to do same.

    • 0

      Dante69132

      4 years ago

      @danielle I'm Agnostic :)

  • 7

    Tick_Tock_Man

    8 years ago

    Maybe I'd even get it for free, no real downside to that.

  • 6

    Slayer of Potatoes

    7 years ago

    I don't know what a mudslide is, but I despise beer. As long as a mudslide is not horse urine, it's an improvement.

  • 5

    StarrySky101

    7 years ago

    I'm a chick; they'll understand.

  • 5

    Zach Harris

    7 years ago

    I just looked up what a mudslide is and it looks AMAZING!

    • 0

      Justin G. Wells

      6 years ago

      Honestly, it doesn't matter where I have a drink, I chose the beer because i prefer beer over a mudslide. Now, if they had a jagerbomb at the sports bar and the beer at the gay bar, I'd have the jagerbomb!!

  • 4

    Jacob

    7 years ago

    Make friends, get them to hook me up with their lady friends.

  • 3

    troll999202

    7 years ago

    I'm a girl so does it matter?

  • 3

    Charles Manson

    7 years ago

    a beer and hopefully a lay? fuck yeah!

  • 3

    Anon

    7 years ago

    I'm not frickin' gay.

  • 3

    DrCrazyFishMan1

    8 years ago

    isn't it obvious? girly drink at a sports bar... order it for a girl to try and hook up! (i voted red even though it says blue)

  • 2

    xpumpkin<3

    5 years ago

    I'm a girl...

  • 0

    Shadow The Hedgehog

    1 week ago

    I'm gay and I don't drink alcohol.

  • 2

    Tati

    6 years ago

    It's a regular bar for me

  • 2

    heeeeevin

    6 years ago

    Imma girl biatch, I get away with both

  • 2

    Shachi Romero

    7 years ago

    Free beer all way!!!

  • 2

    Alejandro J Quintani

    7 years ago

    no homophobia, i dont see the issue of getting into a gay bar, for a good beer. i mean I'm only getting a BEER at a BAR.

  • 2

    Megagamer

    7 years ago

    At a sports bar, people are more likley to be so hammered they have no idea what you get.

    • 0

      chirpes

      6 years ago

      "More likely"... Exactly how do you know this... Wait... Nvm, I don't want to know.

  • 2

    fred

    7 years ago

    As a bisexual, i'm okay with this.

  • 2

    Darko

    7 years ago

    I go to gay bars all the time.

  • 2

    randombear123

    7 years ago

    I'm friends with gay people so I don't really mind

  • 2

    Nick B.

    8 years ago

    I've done it before.

  • 0

    lemuel

    2 weeks ago

    como pongo esspañol

  • 0

    Evija

    2 weeks ago

    I'm a lesbian. No biggie.

  • 0

    Bhyet

    1 month ago

    Id love to see more gay people, as a bi man, i wanna do gay bar

  • 1

    GriffinDoge420826

    3 years ago

    Being covered in mud is better than going to a gay bar bcuz gay people are GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • 1

    Esther

    3 years ago

    hahhahaha I'd love to see their reactions when I order a mudslide (excuse me if this is a certain drink, I don't drink and I don't learn about drinks soooo XD)

  • 1

    Lithium

    3 years ago

    *pansexual laughter*

  • 1

    Pepethefrog

    3 years ago

    Im bisexual Soooo GAY BAR HERE I COME!

  • 1

    Zainax666

    3 years ago

    I'm lesbian so...yeah *screams internally*

  • 1

    Logan

    4 years ago

    downside? I don't even know what they mean by 'mudslide'

  • 1

    Juicysteak

    4 years ago

    I'm more likely to enjoy drinking a mudslide than a cheap beer, and I don't even like sports tbh. (yes, there are guys out there who don't give a shit about sports)

  • 1

    Kitsune

    4 years ago

    A beer just one and them go home

  • 1

    laurennbestt

    5 years ago

    I do not like this question. - concerned lesbian

  • 1

    Nathalia

    5 years ago

    Beer is good, gay is good, bar is good. Win win win sit

  • 1

    Dennis

    7 years ago

    i don't care about the drink, i would just rather hang out with gay people then sport fanatics.

  • 1

    Tyler Widrick

    7 years ago

    Fuck it their tasty

  • 1

    Kateskool

    7 years ago

    Err...what's a mudslide?

    • 0

      megahype

      7 years ago

      A yummy chocolate alcoholic drink. Way better than beer.

  • 1

    Kateskool

    7 years ago

    Err...what's a mudslide?

  • 1

    Jeremy

    7 years ago

    Beer tastes like shit.

  • 1

    rubberlikewalrus

    7 years ago

    MACHO...MACHO...MAAAAN

  • 0

    Kat_the_Diamonddog

    3 months ago

    so wut, it doesnt mean ur gay, if u a girl...

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