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55% Live in the world of Dr Seuss

45% Live in the Star Trek Universe

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Live in the Star Trek Universe

Green Eggs and Phasers

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    Patrick

    8 years ago

    Spaceships, people. Meeting alien races, tricorders, phasers, androids, SPACESHIPS. Compared to what, a cat in a hat? Red fish and blue fish? Prejudiced sneeches? An actual civil war about what side of bread to put my butter? No thanks, I'll take my super advanced technology and synth myself some green eggs and ham if I get a craving.

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      Conner Davis

      6 years ago

      however, it's pretty clear physics don't affect dr seuss's world, anything and everything goes

    • 61

      Maddie

      6 years ago

      True, but if you're a red shirt, you're fucked.

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      Mrfuller

      6 years ago

      @Patrick good point but I just said star trek because if I wanted to live in dr Seuss' world all I have to do is take LSD

    • 7

      brian

      6 years ago

      I agree with Patrick, Green eggs and even more messed up stuff about elephants... it warps the mind! You would go insane before the day ends!

    • 15

      Jordan Bailey Hamilt

      6 years ago

      One fish two fish. DEAL WITH IT.

    • 5

      encephalovore

      5 years ago

      Coulda stopped at SPACESHIPS PEOPLE.

    • 4

      Becky Barnes

      5 years ago

      GREEN EGGS AND HAM

    • 7

      Cronos

      5 years ago

      space, the final frontier.

    • 3

      Toolbox

      5 years ago

      That was beautiful

    • 4

      thatBShatz

      5 years ago

      Come on your high on acid 24/7 your not actually doing it the and your not a fucking junkie.

    • 13

      DragonXneoN

      5 years ago

      Be a captain of a large spaceships, exploring strange new worlds, have a fun time, meet new unique species, more starships... while what, being in a fucked up world doing nothing with Dr. Seuss or whatever that thing is

    • 13

      Rape

      5 years ago

      Star Trek is a bunch of people sitting in chairs talking to other people #gay

    • 6

      Chad Busch

      5 years ago

      at least my wubulous wonder car wont explode from accedentaly putting a tinfoiled potato in the microwave

    • 5

      BLACKMAN

      5 years ago

      the cat in the hat trumps all of that

    • 6

      Joe

      4 years ago

      We already live in the star trek universe, it just hasn't happened yet.

    • 4

      the right answer

      4 years ago

      i dont want your green eggs and green fucking ham

    • 3

      omega_wolf

      4 years ago

      Exactly!!! And if i want to hang around with dr suess and his drug addled land of trippy wierdness, i could go to the holodeck and make a hologram dr suess' and live there for a while

    • 2

      Utah G

      4 years ago

      its amazing that over 50% would rather live in a weird landscape and odd people as well as having to ryme all the time(hey that rhymes) as opposed to having a robot servant and living in a future where the world is united

    • 3

      ShadowHawk1080

      4 years ago

      One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish b*tch

    • 2

      Tasha xx

      4 years ago

      IM THING 3!!!! Xxxx

    • 4

      Evalgra

      3 years ago

      FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!!!!! FOR THE LORAX!!!

    • 3

      Evalgra

      3 years ago

      Nope.

    • 1

      Carla Donola

      2 years ago

      Thank you sir. The truth has been spoken.

    • 3

      Balthazar

      2 years ago

      I LIVE EGGS AND HAM!

    • 3

      MasterEpix

      2 years ago

      Don't be butthurt kid cause you clearly don't have the majority vote.

    • 1

      Forgottenslender

      2 years ago

      Guys, guys,......and girls, calm down, WE GET TO MEET KIRK AND SPOCK, AND WE CAN GO LIGHT YEARS AWAY!!!

    • 4

      Kyle Carney

      2 years ago

      But theres a really high chance of dying

    • 1

      I am you and me

      2 years ago

      Not to mention KHAAAAAAN

    • 1

      Deadpool

      2 years ago

      Hope im not a redshirt. I dont wanna die

    • 5

      Reilly

      2 years ago

      I'd like to live in peace without having to worry about being blown up every few seconds.

    • 2

      Thomas1

      2 years ago

      I want to go crazy with weird stuff

    • 1

      Dylan Cantrell

      2 years ago

      yeah but you can rhyme all the time and smoke weed.

    • 2

      Shadtherock

      2 years ago

      star trek is just a lamer version of star wars id rather be doing whatever i want in Dr Seuss world

    • 0

      patriot_338

      2 years ago

      Thank you all those retarted bitches selected the other one for no reason

    • 0

      The Delta Snivy

      2 years ago

      So many people chose the other one...

    • 4

      Alamo Turtle

      2 years ago

      I speak for the trees on this one, an orange with a mustache is badass

    • 1

      Guzzo9957

      2 years ago

      Guess what Patrick would i rather be wanted to die or sit down and have some f*cking Green Eggs and ham. I don't even know why i'm writing this you call of duty addict. This wold be real life retard you wouldn't come back life. You mentally challenged @$$ licking shit head

    • 1

      Guzzo9957

      2 years ago

      One fish, two fish red fish, blue fish, green eggs and ham, Oh my freakin god the places you'll go b*tch

    • 0

      derp

      1 year ago

      sam, please stop yelling at me to get me to eat your artificially colored eggs and ham.

    • 1

      Matyu

      1 year ago

      I wanna meet Spock.

    • 1

      Christian

      1 year ago

      I'm a trekkie. Honestly, I would do anything to get there. Almost. The only thing is that every time the world gets saved again, another evil insane mad man comes and tries to destroy everything, and almost succeeds. PROBABLY why 700,000 people want to live in the world of Dr. Seuss.

    • 0

      Jacob

      1 year ago

      How do I change my answer? I wanna see some hot alien babes then a walking sack of fur

    • 2

      PearlDoom

      1 year ago

      I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees. And the trees say, Shut the fuck up.

    • 0

      Xampi

      1 year ago

      EXACTLY

    • 1

      Alexa

      1 year ago

      lol, and green eggs and ham.

    • 1

      Sir McDuckface

      1 year ago

      space too scary for me

    • 0

      awesomegames

      10 months ago

      @PearlDoom No, the trees say STOP CHOPPING US DOWN! Come on, would you REALLY want breath problems?

    • 0

      whatsuphelo 5000

      8 months ago

      I am Daniel I am Sam Sam I am That Sam-I-am That Sam-I-am! I do not like That Sam-I-am Do you like Green eggs and ham I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like Green eggs and ham. Would you like them Here or there? I would not like them Here or there. I would not like them Anywhere. I do not like Green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am Would you like them In a house? Would you like them With a mouse? I do not like them In a house. I do not like them With a mouse. I do not like them Here or there. I do not like them Anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you eat them In a box? Would you eat them With a fox? Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are. I woould not, Could not, In a car You may like them. You will see. You may like them In a tree? I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox I do not like them in a house I do mot like them with a mouse I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you On a train? Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I will not eat them with a mouse I will not eat them in a house. I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? I would not, could not, In the dark. Would you, could you, In the rain? I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train, Not in a car, Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere! You do not like Green eggs and ham? I do not Like them, Sam-I-am. Could you, would you, With a goat? I would not, Could not. With a goat! Would you, could you, On a boat? I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere! I do not like Green egss And ham! I do not like them, Sam-I-am. You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may I say. Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see. Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would eat them in a boat! And I would eat them with a goat... And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so goodm so goodm you see! So I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them here and there. Say! I will eat them anhywhere! I do so like Green eggs and ham! Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am

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      Thomas Creasey

      7 months ago

      You forgot about the death

    • 1

      sandman_gaming

      5 months ago

      startrek has too much stuff that I dont understand, however I want to start a protest against a man who makes me pay for air.

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      Levi

      1 week ago

      This comment choose for me

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    chelybelly6

    8 years ago

    No brainer! In the world of Dr. Suess everything looks awesome, rhymes, and there NO STRESS. Plus there is crazy looking pets.

    • 4

      Morgan Marie

      6 years ago

      i would love a crazy looking pet

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      QLB

      6 years ago

      Sounds like beeing high on marijuana all the time lol

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      Chris Danger Gillett

      6 years ago

      Can you explore the galazy in Dr. Suess? No. You're limited to just one world where nothing makes sense.

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      Fedos

      6 years ago

      Have you ever read Dr Seuss? It's nothing but stress. Best example: Horton.

    • 4

      Dan Raines

      6 years ago

      I'm pretty sure the star trek universe has weed if I ever want any of that.

    • 1

      Dan Raines

      6 years ago

      I'm pretty sure the star trek universe has weed if I ever want any of that.

    • 1

      ASDf

      6 years ago

      He has clearly never read I had trouble getting to solla sollew.

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      Meow

      6 years ago

      You'd be living in the world of Dr.Suess, not reliving the scenarios in the books, so it wouldn't be stressful. And who's to say you can't explore the galaxy in Dr.Suess?

    • 1

      Gohon

      6 years ago

      Dan when were in Dr. Seuss World, We were Made High.

    • 2

      Bwaaaaaaaaaaahhh

      5 years ago

      It would be like living in wonderland!

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      Glorious

      2 years ago

      Wouldn't everything rhyming get very boring and obnoxious though? Also, though the pets are cool, there are some very creepy and disturbing things that are in the Dr. Seuss world. A better comparison would be Star Trek and Dr. Who.

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      TheMCbanana

      2 years ago

      since everything goes you could just make a mansion or something. Get money, live a happy life and have all the fun you want!

    • 1

      Greater Dog

      2 years ago

      @Glorious Doctor Who. I give no fucks bout life-threatening situations.

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    Valdes

    7 years ago

    I would use the Holodeck to create a Dr. Suess world and live in that whenever I got bored with the St. Trek one.

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    catnads

    8 years ago

    Nothing bad happens in the world of Dr. Seuss (like seriously bad).

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      Chris Danger Gillett

      6 years ago

      Star bellied sneeches. The Lorax. Those were pretty bad in my book.

    • 5

      Fedos

      6 years ago

      How about the one wear they guy ate moldy ham?

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      John Welch

      5 years ago

      What about the two guys who stood without budging one inch to the east or west while an entire city was built around them?

    • 1

      TheMCbanana

      2 years ago

      anything goes

    • 2

      Girls rule

      2 years ago

      Don't people die in Star Trek

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      awesomegames

      10 months ago

      What about the waiting room from "Oh, the places you'll go"? I'd rather be zooming around on a spaceship.

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    [deleted]

    6 years ago

    Don't care much for star trek, and living in some crazyass fun world wounds cool.

  • 7

    Mississippianz

    5 years ago

    WHY YOU DO THIS???? D:

  • 7

    atfinals

    7 years ago

    Everything turns out well in my world, nobody is chasing me across space to shoot me with lasers and shit.

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    Tank Dempsey

    5 years ago

    I'm not even a fan of Star Trek, but I'd rather live in the future than in a constant LSD trip.

  • 4

    Brdie

    6 years ago

    Roses are red Violets are blue I love Dr. Suess So do YOU :)

  • 3

    Ryamen

    4 years ago

    Oh by the way, this is all opinions and no opinion is stupid unless you love hitler, bin Ladin, or ex president bush

  • 3

    hnr01

    5 years ago

    A sense of adventure would it add/ And plenty of wonders to be had. In colorful pictures I'd live all day/ And all my worries would blow away.

    • 0

      awesomegames

      10 months ago

      Then it would get boring. And you'd have to speak RHYMING! That would get old.

  • 2

    DJ AP

    1 year ago

    NOOO STAR TREK!!!!!!!!! STAR WARS FANS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #MAYTHEFREAKINGFORCEBEWITHYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1

    Jameson

    3 months ago

    I have never seen Star Trek in my life and so I want to have some experience where I am living.

  • 2

    albinosvsgingers

    2 years ago

    As long as I'm the one rhyming that shit would be amazing.

  • 2

    ProphetMo

    5 years ago

    I assume everyone who picked red will also be wearing a red shirt.

  • 2

    sittty

    6 years ago

    these results startle me...

  • 2

    invisiblesun

    7 years ago

    this is a no brainer. dr. suess is nice and lovely and all, but star trek is so fuckin' cool!

  • 2

    overtherainbow

    7 years ago

    I would probably be a happy person and not a sad one. Be all like "hayyyyyyyyy bitches i can flyyyy" and be like on acid and some other shit rather than be like chasing criminals or being chased and life sucks.

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    GareBear

    7 years ago

    I was never a fan of Star Trek and Dr. Seuss is my favorite poet of all time.

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    Jeff

    1 month ago

    Star Trek is the best

  • 1

    23pro06

    1 year ago

    Star Trek is too dangerous

  • 1

    CrocBain

    2 years ago

    Theres a Wocket In my pocket, looks like I'm having dinner tonight.

  • 1

    Shiningluma

    2 years ago

    I wanna play with Thing one and two

  • 1

    gamerboy7262

    2 years ago

    I like dr.seusses books

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    Jonathan

    2 years ago

    I hate Star Trek. I hate the Hunger Games. I HATE Doctor Who... don't hate

  • 1

    shadowblaster

    2 years ago

    Wrong one

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    calcrowe1112

    4 years ago

    I'm not a Star Trek fan, I love the new movies but have never watched an original episode (i know, I know, I'm gonna get so much hate for that) but to me the dr seues world is SERIOUSLY CREEPY. I don't like the books cus the pictures creep me out xD

  • 1

    eman11997

    4 years ago

    Laser gun blasting unfriendliness vs. a friendly cat in the hat that does your chores. I think the second one

  • 1

    Jdm1891

    4 years ago

    Computer, please make a recreation of the "Dr Seuss" world in the holodeck

  • 1

    Kenny

    4 years ago

    Who the hell chose dr Seuss over Star Trek, kill yourselves now

  • 1

    Sebastion

    5 years ago

    The only downside is you might be have to be a redshirt. That would SUCK. Redshirts always die in the show.

  • 1

    Aaron.Campbell1

    5 years ago

    But I do not like green eggs and ham!

  • 1

    ninth

    5 years ago

    Holodecks. Nuff said.

  • 1

    Murad Taher

    5 years ago

    Damn man when star trek wants to it can turn into a gay world with gay cats

  • 1

    Kaliea Marie Cushing

    5 years ago

    I love Star Trek and plus I don't think I could take all that rhyming 24/7

  • 1

    Franklin Chen

    5 years ago

    I'm surprised that blue has more people but still dr. seuss

  • 1

    Phantom L

    5 years ago

    I would not could not on a boat...

  • 1

    jasmg7

    5 years ago

    In the world of Dr. Seuss anythings possible!

  • 1

    Sharktopus

    5 years ago

    Doctor sues characters are the most lucky people ever, just look at how they get around, nothing's boring and kills you there! Well in Star Trek if you wear red your dead

  • 1

    Franky Grimme

    6 years ago

    Hmm live in a super advanced civilastion and explore the universe or have an acid trip.

    • 0

      penguinsmile

      5 years ago

      just because you live in the star trek universe don't mean you will be in star fleet

  • 1

    Ammy

    6 years ago

    omg yes childhood right there...

  • 1

    Nystro

    6 years ago

    I am determined to meet Q and become one of him.

  • 1

    LOLking

    6 years ago

    I'd like to feel like I'm on acid every day.

  • 1

    GeminiSis

    6 years ago

    Of course dr. seus. Like who wouldn't want to meet the cat in the hat or see talking fish

  • 1

    Crissy

    6 years ago

    I hate Star Trek... so.

  • 1

    ekociela

    6 years ago

    Oh, the places I'll go!

  • 1

    imaghostbuster

    6 years ago

    Trekkie for life.

  • 1

    jazzhands

    6 years ago

    The world of Dr Suess is a perpetual acid trip that'll make you sick of it in a month's tops. Star Trek has the technology to allow you to live until you're 200.

  • 0

    joseph

    2 months ago

    you would probably die quick in star trek

  • 0

    Daniel Avrahami

    2 months ago

    Space all the way

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