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- While you are gaming and you're stuck in a situation of a lot of players, you would rather Strategize and think before you move, but you're not good at strength than Be a great player at strength, but you aren't smart at their mind games..
Wren
Neither, its for the joy of making others uncomfortable.
Ellipsis
You, I like you.
Equinox
XD
AndrewJ
You don't need clothes
Max
How would I be able to have proper sex?
Theorcofdead
I wonder if you can get a job... I can see my self sitting at a desk wearing nothing but shoes and a tie...
askMe
we born naked and we die naked
pot
i look good so im doing u a favor
Heather Wicks
hey, just wanna be the first red
Xethycutty
You would be kicked from the public. Being naked is gross. Humans are gross.
LederpyHooves
So your sir are gross too c: And your also saying your gross so now you can die since you think your gross. And being your true self is too.
Connor
@Theorcofdead nudists are not naked when it's not an appropriate time. Really, they're generally naked at nudist clubs or when they are with close family at home.
GhostGaming
dont ever be nudist..... ever XD
Jake
Instant choice
WolfGirlKitty
wait wait wait why did i chose this? I mean being nude is gross and all but never being nude...HOW DO U TAKE A SHOWER OR A BATH?!?
Kyouran21
*walks in naked* sup
RainbowYoshi
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I DID THE WRONG CHOICE!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD GO TO JAIL FOR EXPOSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
keijh
There are dozens of us... DOZENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LoftShift
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
mboss456
I AGREE
Deadpool
Its gonna be hella hard to hide a boner
TrollYandere
Wren = Genius
[Unknown Person]
I don't get it so, I chose randomly XD
Bluufones
i like people like you *gets nude* lets go!
Dragirl
Ok blues be nude forever
zach
actually we all technicaly nude we just cover it
Asriel Dreemurr
Yeppers
derpington
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD! how come EVERY PERSON wants to be naked.
Awesome_Gamer
I FREAKIN' HATE BEING NAKED.
Ethan Dolan :D
I like the way you think xD
Jking360
yup that is the point they made it for
Smiley92402
Who says being naked is a bad thing? I mean we're always told to embrace our bodies and accept ourselves, so really this is me accepting myself. Plus I'm sure people won't complain about seeing my tits.
Jim Jam Fiddleslam
But you could be Tobias Funke
Kenny
Cool i just need to wear socks of gloves when i am in a shower or other situations when i am nude.
lightsabers Rule
where socks during sex
Eleanor
Awkward prevention
Ben Wah
How to take a bath- wear a swimsuit.
LuWaLuWa
Lmao
Harlow
LOL
Moon
it is very true
SnazziestPants
The people who choose to be nudests either have delusions of grandeur or have something worth showing off.
boromir
Or because fuck clothes
Evan Glick
Because only God should be naked. That's why we're all born with clothes on.
Marmadukes
Nevernude implies a psychological need to wear clothing at all times. At least being a nudist I'm not freaking out all the time.
COol GUy
we weren't born with clothes? what went through youre mind?
EridolfHitlora
@EvanGlick if you knew anything about the religion you're toting, you'd know that we only became ashamed of our nakedness after Eve ate the apple. Retard.
Matthew
Evan...I don't even know how to reply to that level of stupidity
Mewsi
Evan was just trying to make a joke. You people should really take the wild animals out of your ass' and take a joke. c:
Wyatt Greywolf Davis
Boy, bathing would be a pain though.
BaconGP
evan, you are born naked...
Zoltan Austen
never being able to wear close think about it snow rain hail pine needles broken glass cold the hot pavement
Jamie Piktel
Jeez guys, Evan was just being funny. :/
Equinox
Btw guys you cant have sex if ur never nude XD
JayDrew
Grinding equinox grinding and jizz tubes.
FreezingFire
You can equinox, like through the hole of your boxers
Michelle Owens
Or we think that humans' obsession with clothing is completely stupid.
death
Nudists aren't naked all the time, you know :P
DizzyWaddleDoo
I know why you chose red. You have the snazziest pants, and if you were a nudist, you wouldn't be able to wear them. It all makes sence now.
NewYorker
Show off your boobs
DigDugDuggi
@EridorfHitlora You know, it never stood in the
Amy
evan how old are you we are born naked idiot
Stephen
they could have seen Kill La Kill
LOLOLOLOL
Um how can you shower...
Lord Lazy
Evah ur some special kind of retard
Cade Holder
Or because we want to take showers wiithout clothes on
bear from the revenant
My dick is big.
TheMuscialTulip3
I just hate clothing.....Always had a thing against it.
Thislssam
@SnazziestPants Wait your saying you would want to take a shower with clothing on and having sex with clothing on nice. Also nudists sometimes wear clothing just usually they are naked.
SEX ADDICTION!
At least we can have sex
Mathew Jose
How are you gonna change your dress? How are you gonna pee, sex, bath, etc..? Plus, they also wear dress when it's necessary (at work, etc..)
imaghostbuster
I'd get used to being a nudist. Plus, nudists do put clothes on sometimes, just not often.
Logan
Don't they put clothes on while going to public places, just not wear them on private property of their own.
Blaine
I think people are forgetting that nudists only get nude sometimes, but nevernudes are never, ever nude. Frankly, that's kind of gross. Well, unless...Could you be a nevernude who covers different parts at different times? I mean, could you wear, say cutoffs under you pants, but when you need to wash your junk, switch it up and put on a tanktop before you peel off your cutoffs? Maybe that's cheating, I don't know. Maybe the new season of Arrested Development will answer the question.
drallimylime
Tobais ftw
cpt sparrow
i wish they kept making episodes
Laust17
Nudists aren't always nude
The_dokkter
There's dozens of us. DOZENS!!!
ButterMan256
If you were a "nevernude" you could never pull your pants down to... empty your load. Not to mention, if you had a baby, what would you do if they had a dirty diaper? Can't take it off, then they'd be nude. Can't get yourself completely clean in a shower with your clothes in the way either. Nevernudes ironically turn out to be far more disgusting than a nudist.
FreezingFire
Oh snap
DeathSoul
umm.. my junk is huge so i don't have to worry
MYBODYISREADY
I was born with a sign saying MY BODY IS READY
Foxyvsfreddy
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
KiraraMunashii
I'm already a nudist.
Isabelle
jean cutoffs ftw
Maggie
Aresseted development
Kelsey
Can I please be the one to represent for arrested development? Anyone? Anyone?
silvain
Clothes are a pain in the ass.
Paul J. Costello
THERE'S DOZENS OF US.
Slashy1632
Im in my birthday suit!!!
Foxyvsfreddy
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Skye
Nudist! I'd be doing the world a favor ;)
Marco Bocanegra
Alot more comfy naked screw the cloths
Makeba James
You know, I like to feel relieved of all my stress.
Cotton Ball Bennett
Pfft, I can get over the embarrassment of my tiny penis.
Seth
Fuck cloths.
Foxyvsfreddy
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Y u hait washcloths ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Mark J Lomastro
There are literally dozens of us! DOZENS!
Guy123
FATTIES UNITE!!!
cat
sex for life
nikosdomain
Bathing? Also srx would be a crap ton harder
Foxyvsfreddy
raise your dongs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
xoomiiranda
so if your a nevernude, do you shower with your clothes on? jw
TeslaCoilGirl
I have no need to be totally nude. I can just wear my undies while showering.
Ninja
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle!!!!! Yeah!!!!
Foxyvsfreddy
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ YOUR DONGERS. RAISE THEM ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Charlie Ogden
nudists dont have to be nude all the time we can still wear clothes when the need presents its self
Maggie
Anyone else think of Tobias in Arrested Development?
De3ertf0x
Tobias style with cut-offs lol
Charles
Tobias :P
Izaak Dunsford
Let it hang and swing!
NeXuS-GD
why would you want to be nudist
Fishatron
Just wear clothes that make you nearly nude!
Spiritwolf
As*
Foxyvsfreddy
Ass* ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
venomzn
um nudista ele não fica o tempo todo
XxFurrinCutiexX
HOW DO CHANGE MY CLOTHES......most importantly HOW CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM
captainturtle
you wierdos XD
detectivehenry
Just keep 1 sock on...
Lola22
When I first saw that question I was like WTF? I clicked nevernudist,what did u guys pick!
savanna
I like showing off my body
MaggieCakes
Just wear socks
edgardo
Arrested development Anyone?
Micheal Bluth
Better borrow Tobias' cutoffs!
kozy138
I just blue myself.
Nothere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpaOy8b8X6A
Aspen
too sexy for my shirt
BrentDH
Thomas Jefferson was nudist.
Nothere
i don't know about that one buddy...
Juan José Bedoya Lo
No sex... 'nuff said.
iBoard
i do jumping jacks in public