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49% Have a tapeworm that eventually kills you

51% Have AIDS

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Have a tapeworm that eventually kills you
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Have AIDS

Worm or AIDS?

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  • 125

    Guardianz89

    11 years ago

    but u wouldnt get pity sex

    • 62

      Zoe

      9 years ago

      are you saying people with AIDs get pity sex? cause i'm pretty sure that's not the case.

    • 41

      SumoSausage

      9 years ago

      @Zoe no he's saying you wouldn't. Learn to grammar

    • 24

      alisox

      9 years ago

      Yeah I'm pretty sure he means if you had AIDS you wouldn't get pity sex....

    • 17

      Josiah Thompson

      9 years ago

      Surgery, loophole!

    • 112

      Jacob

      9 years ago

      I wouldn't recommend that. It says "that eventually kills you", so if you have the tapeworm removed, it's going to come back and kill you from outside.

    • 14

      T.P.N

      9 years ago

      @Jacob id only see that as hilarious... til im dead

    • 17

      Godless

      9 years ago

      who the hell has sex with some1 whos like i have a worm in me

    • 30

      TheDarkCynder

      9 years ago

      Internal parasites scare the shit out of me.

    • 10

      Emil Wilhelmsen

      9 years ago

      They found a cure to aids

    • 5

      [deleted]

      8 years ago

      A tape worm that eventually kills you, so if you do have it removed it will be like a tapeworm version of michael myers

    • 0

      Kumarlo Ealom

      8 years ago

      Magic Johnson AIDs: you only gain hella weight!

    • 1

      Utah G

      8 years ago

      I'll just isolate myself in an anti pathogenic shelter so i dont die from the cold or flu

    • 1

      Harrison Payne

      7 years ago

      Why would i tell them i had AIDS? I'd be a dick, but I'd still get laid.

    • 3

      Nick

      6 years ago

      couldn't the worm take like 5mil years to kill u, but u would be dead by then, so don't worry

    • 4

      jakeja

      6 years ago

      Vampires won't come near me :)

    • 1

      Htopop

      6 years ago

      So people would aid me?

    • 0

      jerem

      6 years ago

      @zoe learn how to read pls and thnx

    • 3

      Samuel

      6 years ago

      I was just reading the replies on this until i saw someone say "learn to grammar" I laughed so hard

    • 0

      sourcupcake123

      6 years ago

      AIDS has a cure

    • 0

      Datguy2003

      6 years ago

      I want to die

    • 0

      CraftingBench316

      6 years ago

      @jakeja WHAT?!

    • 0

      Percival

      6 years ago

      I HAVE ALWAYS HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT VOMITING UP WORMS.. i'm also incredibly squeamish....

    • 0

      yo fat mother

      6 years ago

      tape worms are nasty

    • 0

      charlotte

      5 years ago

      at least you don't have certain death. Besides, there are plenty of people out there with AIDS you could get with.

    • 2

      Isaiah Faulkner

      5 years ago

      Not everything is about sex...

    • 1

      Derpy Sqoody

      4 years ago

      Who chould I infect first ;)

    • 1

      Evalgra

      2 years ago

      Honestly I'd rather just skip this question.

    • 0

      Lenny333

      1 month ago

      even if the tapeworm eventually kills you, like 90 percent of people with aids die too and it happens way faster than with a tapeworm

  • 41

    PowerRainbows

    10 years ago

    a cure is coming closer and closer

    • 19

      1stwarror

      9 years ago

      Too bad the government wouldn't release it because millions/billions is made off the medication.

    • 8

      Utah G

      7 years ago

      you don't think that they would even more money off of an actual cure?

  • 36

    b1tchf4ce

    12 years ago

    Even though it is a tape worm, that means i could eat as much as I want and wouldn't get fat

    • 27

      deathpwnie

      10 years ago

      That's actually a myth, tapeworms eat only a few ounces of your food every month.

    • 29

      pirate

      10 years ago

      AIDS would get you thin too.

    • 40

      losergurl

      10 years ago

      actually you would die really quickly because of lack of nutrients. so forget getting skinny, try getting dead.

    • 6

      Jordan

      10 years ago

      Actually tape worms don't eat the food as much as they take the nutrition from the food so yo can eat a lot and still get fat even with a tape worm

    • 2

      Nicholas

      9 years ago

      honestly, this is not the best observation of this decision i've seen...

    • 1

      jakereeno

      9 years ago

      LOL..... AIDS

    • 8

      jakereeno

      9 years ago

      THE CURE FOR AIDS IS MONEY!!!!!

    • 1

      jakereeno

      9 years ago

      THE CURE FOR AIDS IS MONEY

    • 4

      wierdlittleshiz

      8 years ago

      I'm just grossed out by the bug.

    • 1

      grima the giratina

      6 years ago

      Both will kill you either way

  • 26

    Nathan

    10 years ago

    You can survive AIDS with enough meds.

    • 31

      Joseph Bourgot

      10 years ago

      Yea if you're Magic Johnson Rich.

    • 0

      Casey Burns

      8 years ago

      they never said when the tapeworm kills you, you could be 110 before it decides. also, aids basically strikes you off of having any safe sexual relationships. I couldn't live with the thought of giving someone aids.

  • 19

    River_Song

    10 years ago

    might not actually die.

  • 15

    DougKellner

    12 years ago

    I'd get more pity.

  • 9

    Joseph Bourgot

    10 years ago

    At least you can have sex without fear of killing someone with a tapeworm in you.

  • 8

    Maurice Abney

    9 years ago

    Go big or go home!

  • 8

    DEnM

    9 years ago

    A Vaccine for AIDS is being developed...

    • 4

      Nic Feild

      9 years ago

      Exactly. A VACCINE. That isn't a cure for people who already have it. That's just to prevent people from getting it.

  • 7

    Izaak Dunsford

    10 years ago

    I could reproduce.

  • 6

    pepperlandgirl

    9 years ago

    I could get a cat named AIDS. Just saying...

  • 6

    SeaHorse405

    10 years ago

    Hey, at least i'd die super thin. . .

  • 6

    Steve Rodriguez

    10 years ago

    atleast i had sex

    • 5

      Think_about_it

      10 years ago

      "HIV is transmitted primarily via sexual intercourse (including oral and anal sex), contaminated blood transfusions and hypodermic needles, and from mother to child during pregnancy, delivery, or breastfeeding." source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS

  • 5

    Maurice Abney

    9 years ago

    Go big or go home!

  • 5

    Daniel Finley

    10 years ago

    Aids. Because, at least i had sex?

  • 4

    grizzlywizzly

    9 years ago

    I wouldn't want to pass the disease onto future generations

  • 4

    Daniel Finley

    10 years ago

    Aids... because you know, at least I had sex?

  • 4

    JustRose

    11 years ago

    i agree with bitchface, all you can eat and still lose weight!XD

  • 3

    Johnny Ralph Horstman

    9 years ago

    AIDS can be managed with drugs that make you live a normal lifespan

  • 3

    KDCd3adsh0t

    9 years ago

    Going out Freddie Mercury style

  • 3

    josB

    9 years ago

    MEDICAL MARAJUANA

  • 3

    Kritz29

    9 years ago

    Tapeworms are really, really painful

  • 3

    Darwin's Sidekick

    9 years ago

    Two Words..........Magic Johnson.

  • 3

    Katie

    10 years ago

    Never said that you couldn't remove the tapeworm, plus there's no cure for AIDS.

    • 1

      Jacob

      9 years ago

      No, but it did say it's going to kill you, so removing it seems a bit futile.

    • 1

      Casey Burns

      8 years ago

      but when will it kill you? realistically, people have lived long lives with tapeworms, well into old age. AIDs leaves you with 3 options, never have unprotected sex again, never have sex again or face aggravate assault and rape charges when you infect someone else with HIV.....

  • 2

    derpy trollface

    9 years ago

    U get HIV u die from AIDS (if u have aids u are already dead)

  • 2

    Wren

    10 years ago

    I'm not okay with a worm hanging out of my ass. Major mood killer.

  • 2

    Void

    10 years ago

    Guys there is a cure to AIDS now, it's just being perfected, and no one said you had to keep it.

  • 2

    Morgan Marie

    10 years ago

    you can aids from things other than sex

  • 0

    Angel-Burp

    1 month ago

    i get the satisfaction of, on my death bed and/ or autopsy table, getting to see it pulled out of my body. mmmmmmmm

  • 1

    XD MAN

    5 years ago

    i sell the tapeworm XD

  • 1

    RoseAP

    5 years ago

    Do you know how painful tape worms are?

  • 1

    PsychicSandshrew

    5 years ago

    Have AIDS... IN A VIDEO GAME YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • 1

    Rashad Lingham

    5 years ago

    2 words Magic Johnson

  • 1

    emm

    5 years ago

    at least i'll die being skinny !!!

  • 1

    Tacotrain1

    6 years ago

    aids isnt neccessarily lethal anymore

  • 1

    XShirt

    6 years ago

    It never had a catch. So you could get a cure for removing the tapeworm.

  • 1

    Jacko Smalls

    7 years ago

    This way, where ever I go, I'll never have to be alone.

  • 1

    Yami Atem Yugi

    8 years ago

    Well either way you would eventually die.

  • 1

    Mitchstorm17

    8 years ago

    Its a lose lose situation. HIV isnt always terminal, but aids is its final stage therefore it always is

  • 1

    Febe

    8 years ago

    yo loophole, get a dog that is Artificially Intelligent Dog Spike(AIDS)!

  • 1

    girl

    9 years ago

    The word tapewworm alone creeps me out. And it didn't say the aids will kill you.

  • 1

    Luckyfire

    9 years ago

    I'd get bitten by a vampire and tell him I had AIDS.

  • 1

    Chrissy Melody Chime

    9 years ago

    Eat everything I want and never get fat? Worth it!

  • 1

    David Evans

    9 years ago

    with cureent meds you can live along life with adis

  • 1

    yumoyumo

    9 years ago

    Did someone mention a parasite? nopenopenopenopenopenopenope I'd chose immediate death over a tapeworm

  • 1

    KilltheHobos

    9 years ago

    Aids because worms are gross

  • 1

    Mike09220

    9 years ago

    You dont die from aids, it just fucks up your immune system so you die from the cold etc, so just live in a secluded room and youll be fine

  • 1

    iluvkfc

    10 years ago

    You will prolly survive till treatment is discovered with AIDS. No one said about it 100% killing you.

    • 0

      Casey Burns

      8 years ago

      you'll eventually die from a complication either way.

  • 1

    WeedDemon96

    10 years ago

    Medical card bitch.

  • 1

    stefan

    10 years ago

    Aids is actually on the vurge of getting a cure. so i would choose aids. and i cant really spread the aids if i dont have sex with a person or do the " BLOOD BROTHER" GAY ASS thing that people do. so i would rather have aids.

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