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32% Have no fingers

68% Have no ears

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  • 232

    Quentin

    10 years ago

    I won't have to listen to all the BS people say on a daily basis.

    • 30

      Theshadowquake

      8 years ago

      exactly what is was gonna say DID YOU READ MY MIND OMG YOUR PSYCHIC!

    • 73

      Austin Krehbiel

      8 years ago

      Hurray! You've won the luxury of not hearing bullshit for the rest of your life, but at the cost of hearing anything else forever!

    • 138

      Izaak Dunsford

      8 years ago

      You don't need ears to phyiscally listen to something. It's just to amplify the sound.

    • 112

      D'vaughn Clarke

      8 years ago

      actually,it says your ears,not your eardrums,you can still hear

    • 43

      auburnstar

      7 years ago

      If you have your ears cut off your ears would still work and if you have no fingers well... you're a bit screwed. Plus I gotta be able to play piano.

    • 6

      Josh Fish

      7 years ago

      to Izaak Dunsford: umm without ears you can't hear at all, I mean where else can you hear things? your arse?

    • 34

      wartpig

      7 years ago

      josh fish isnt so bright. the actuall part of your body that hears is INSIDE your head. ears only help catch the sound. he must be like 8

    • 17

      biggs

      7 years ago

      having no ears doesn't mean you can't hear

    • 7

      Eric M.

      7 years ago

      I would rather be able to hold stuff, then not. You know what I mean guys. Friday night, 11:00, the mood is set, the girl is ready, and we eat popcorn and watch a movie.

    • 0

      dancer12

      7 years ago

      Ikr

    • 2

      Fus-Ro-Dah

      7 years ago

      Plus, I could always learn sign language. Which all the blue people can't.

    • 2

      welpaaaa

      7 years ago

      Puts on Sunglasses.. oh wait.

    • 2

      Theorcofdead

      7 years ago

      I think you can get prosthetic ears or something... but prosthetic fingers are not that good at replacing.

    • 1

      Vincent Sermania

      7 years ago

      hrmm, does they mean the ear part like the extremity part of le ear, orrrrrrrr is it the actually hearing part of the ear inside your head?

    • 1

      Vincent Sermania

      7 years ago

      either way, i need my fingers so i can post moar comments

    • 2

      trevor

      6 years ago

      Just cause u don't have ears, doesn't mean u can't hear, your eardrums are father back inside ur head

    • 1

      TurkeyDayIsEveryday

      6 years ago

      @Eric M. not much girls these days go for ear-less guys...

    • 2

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      False fingers

    • 2

      Tamlen

      6 years ago

      Prosthetic fingers/hands are amazing. Not having ears would cause far more medical problems than just not hearing.

    • 0

      Logan Jones

      6 years ago

      If they take off just the outside you will still be able to hear as long as the eardrum is intact

    • 3

      Cody Dudash

      6 years ago

      You would still be able to hear, the ears only act as an amplification device.

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      6 years ago

      I'd have no HUMAN ears. hehehehehehehehehehehe

    • 1

      Phantom32

      6 years ago

      U can't balance no more

    • 0

      Jacob Dittmer

      6 years ago

      I'd just wear contacts.

    • 0

      draco221

      5 years ago

      You don't need ears to hear it just helps you

    • 1

      Curtis

      4 years ago

      yeah, ears just direct the sound, you can get fake ones anyways :P

    • 0

      The rainbowCakes

      4 years ago

      Well, i'd rather not hear then cant pick anything up, but you'd only hear less good, so that's not really a thing

    • 1

      devonte

      4 years ago

      I forgot you could still hear with no ears.

    • 1

      Matthew

      4 years ago

      boo

    • 0

      Just a random dude

      4 years ago

      Just saying if you would not have your ears you would still have your eardrums, and you hear with your eardrums.

    • 0

      sharptile

      4 years ago

      lol yeah

    • 0

      Cheyenne

      4 years ago

      You could still have earholes bro

    • 1

      SithLordInvoker

      4 years ago

      I need my fingers for masturbation :D

    • 0

      roxywerewolf

      4 years ago

      I toataly agree

    • 0

      Vianna Fife

      4 years ago

      Exactly. I also need my fingers for the Bass so yeah...

    • 0

      ZJBlah

      4 years ago

      Come at me Mike Tyson!

    • 0

      Bob da boss

      4 years ago

      No ears everything is quiet no finger no commenting on everything

    • 0

      ACE Aidan

      4 years ago

      @Josh Fish so you'd rather hear then be able to pick stuff up... interesting

    • 0

      PainYard360

      4 years ago

      YESSSS

    • 0

      PebblePanda

      4 years ago

      It doesn't say you can't hear, you simply lose the megaphone effect provided by your ears. So you'd still hear everything, just... blurrier ?

    • 0

      SmartBro

      4 years ago

      You can actually hear without your ears as long as you have the drum

    • 2

      Ghi

      4 years ago

      I'd get robotic fingers. BOOM!

    • 1

      Amelietheduck

      4 years ago

      i would just have holes in my head to hear in, i wouldn't have phisical ears

    • 0

      WhyAmIStillDead

      4 years ago

      It says lose your ears, not you eardrums.

    • 0

      WhyAmIStillDead

      4 years ago

      It says lose your ears, not you eardrums.

    • 0

      WhyAmIStillDead

      4 years ago

      It says lose your ears, not you eardrums.

    • 0

      Old Blue

      4 years ago

      jest because you have no ears docent mean you can't hear your hole ears could still hear

    • 0

      Mr_Fluffy666

      4 years ago

      Jesus christ so many people on blue are dumb they say you can't hear and you get infection loads of women get there eats nose and lips cut off and they live to the ripe old age of 90 then a lot of the time they get shot!

    • 0

      Ethan Hancey

      4 years ago

      I wouldn't be able to listen to music, so I would die.

    • 0

      BraZZers

      4 years ago

      ear buds or prosthetics bcz u r only losin the external part

    • 0

      Ethan Vaughn Allen

      4 years ago

      my girl couldn't annoy me any more

    • 0

      Kupperz

      3 years ago

      artificial fingers bitch

    • 1

      JordanEdwards

      3 years ago

      You actually need your fingers to grip things because you need your fingers for everything in life.. And also if you didn't have ears and can't here, the people whose talking to u can just write stuff down and you'll read it, That's a Simple SOLUTION..

    • 0

      Aidan

      3 years ago

      Didn't say you couldn't hear you still have hole there which means younwouldnstill hear that

    • 0

      Yo mama

      3 years ago

      NO EARS YOU STILL HAVE EARDRUMS

    • 0

      Darcorn

      3 years ago

      Took the words right outta my mouth :)

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

    • 0

      (∩⍜ᗜ⍜)⊃━☆゚.*

      2 years ago

      Fred, Im Holey!!!

    • 1

      Peter

      2 years ago

      BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DUBSTEP, DUDE!?

    • 0

      utop

      1 year ago

      #KiritoIsAlwaysRightFoundation

    • 0

      Bhyet

      6 months ago

      Your eardrums arein your head not your yers

  • 49

    tzk132

    9 years ago

    techinically you would still be able to hear, you just wouldnt have ears to funnel the sound into your eardrums and stuff

    • 2

      SuperToaster

      7 years ago

      Good point *thumb up*

    • 2

      Mark

      4 years ago

      3D print ears and slap them on.

    • 1

      lachlan

      4 years ago

      it didnt say no EARDRUMS :D

    • 0

      Yo mama

      3 years ago

      Clear as mud!

    • 0

      benis

      3 years ago

      yeah something like that ill make it work

    • 1

      Donald Trump

      2 years ago

      the ear canal, ear drumb, hammer, anvil,and stirrup are all part of the ear. Also that weird snale looking thing. THerefore you cant here

  • 14

    overtherainbow

    9 years ago

    No ears doesnt mean no hearing. Just means you have no ears. Silly people :P

    • 1

      Bob

      4 years ago

      That's not how it works

    • 0

      Yo mama

      3 years ago

      It IS how it works. It IS how LIFE WORKS SO DEAL WITH IT

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 12

    Stolkmen

    10 years ago

    Sign Language FTW

    • 0

      GayLmao

      3 years ago

      hello person from 7 years ago! wassup...

  • 11

    Cait

    10 years ago

    Without ears, you would literally have to judge people by the way they look.

    • 22

      Benjamin

      8 years ago

      That's not even remotely true, their actions and expressions say alot

    • 14

      Branden Pedroza

      8 years ago

      you wouldnt need ears you would have ear drums none the less all ears do is it helps to catch sounds louder

    • 12

      Mizzoulover

      8 years ago

      Do you honestly think deaf people judge people by the way they look?

    • 1

      TSOPER

      8 years ago

      its not like i already dont do that...

    • 2

      Joaquin Keymer

      7 years ago

      How are you typing if you aint got fingers?

    • 0

      audus

      6 years ago

      Wrong you dont actually hear people with your ear thats just what you say but you use a imner organ in the head to hear so you could get a surgury for that

    • 0

      mrright

      3 years ago

      You can still hear, Your ears just direct the sound but your eardrums are what make you hear

    • 0

      Jenny

      3 years ago

      True

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 9

    Janebeflamin

    7 years ago

    This is sad since I play the piano...

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 7

    aredorblueofbrad

    8 years ago

    i'd just grow my hair over my ears

  • 7

    DarkAndriodPanda

    8 years ago

    I can still play Video games without ears

    • 2

      ZettaToad

      6 years ago

      As is often the case with these questions, the answer boils down to "which one allows me to play video games?"

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 6

    Mandi

    10 years ago

    I like playing guitar too much. Though I imagine it wouldn't really matter at that point. Sad panda either way.

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 5

    Seth T

    7 years ago

    Music?

  • 5

    PoeticBagel

    8 years ago

    I would straight up kill myself without fingers. I couldn't TYPE. DX

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 3

    Max

    7 years ago

    I typed this with my nose

  • 3

    XxTheGoldSwaggerxX

    8 years ago

    if i have no ears then wouldn't have to listen to obama talk about change doesnt do!

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 3

    Dave

    8 years ago

    I CANNOT lose access to my PS3, or my 3DS, or my Playbook, or my CPU... (the sentince goes on and on)

  • 3

    Squeaky Juice

    8 years ago

    Well just cuz I don't have ears doesn't mean I can't still have random holes in the side of my head allowing me to hear.

  • 3

    killmenow666

    10 years ago

    haha i have long hair, so my ears are already covered up

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 2

    Fred Johnson

    4 years ago

    Youcouldstillgetbionicfingers

  • 2

    Aidan Taylor

    4 years ago

    just because your ears are gone doesnt mean you cant have ear canals and still here. you can get fake ears to cover it up too

  • 2

    Mara Wana

    5 years ago

    What the fuck is up with people these days!?! Prostetic fucking limbs!!

  • 2

    sliver_pistols

    6 years ago

    Is everyone forgetting (or not realizing) that our technology today allows us to get ear transplants. PLUS you can still hear without ears it's just to amplify sound. It didn't say your eardrums would be gone. And without all your fingers (including the thumb) you'd be screwed. No more fun sex, holding things, eating by yourself, even going to the bathroom! The struggle.

  • 0

    Aquaking

    1 week ago

    id like ears rather fingers cuz how am i supposed to watch movies and netflix !

  • 2

    shane_gags

    7 years ago

    without ears, you couldn't get swimmers ear, and it hurts like hell

  • 2

    John Countouriotis

    8 years ago

    Having no ears does not mean inability to hear. I can hear just fine through my head holes thank you very much

  • 2

    endlessPIE

    8 years ago

    Jacking off... nuff said

    • 0

      Jealot

      6 years ago

      How the hell will you jack off with ears...

  • 1

    M_pita

    8 months ago

    if i have no finger how i clean my butt after pooping

  • 0

    eeeee

    1 month ago

    Evere heard of fake hands...?

  • 1

    ShownDown

    2 years ago

    You need your fingers more than your ears. And you can still hear, you just won't look normal. Lol

  • 1

    BreeChu

    3 years ago

    Idk I'd probably really enjoy using or doing sigh language it would be really cool and fun + interesting.

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 1

    SithRock

    4 years ago

    Now I can't hear my mom telling me to do the dishes!!

  • 1

    KissMelody

    4 years ago

    No fingers! you can always buy fingers from a 3D printer!

  • 1

    Daniel

    4 years ago

    You can still hear, dumbass. I can't play erhu with no goddamn fingers though.

  • 1

    protagshilex

    4 years ago

    The ear drum is in your head,you dont need ears to hear....but you need fingers in order to actually USE your hands

  • 1

    Mihai Tudor

    4 years ago

    I couldnt listen to my own music

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 1

    Slim Shad-e

    4 years ago

    You can still hear without your ears but without ear DRUMS you wouldn't be able to hear

  • 1

    Fancey Beaner

    4 years ago

    sign language

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 1

    Ryan Banzhaf

    6 years ago

    My uncle has no ears

  • 1

    Wolfe

    6 years ago

    you could still hear try typing with no fingers

  • 1

    Everestkid

    6 years ago

    With no ears, you can still hear stuff...

  • 1

    Mr banana

    7 years ago

    you can get robot fingers

  • 1

    helpmeimhungry

    7 years ago

    You can still hear without ears just at a slightly reduced capacity, birds only have holes and they can still hear fine.

  • 1

    Jake Paxton

    7 years ago

    you would still be able to hear

  • 1

    shadzzz441791

    7 years ago

    THIS WAS TORTURE, I PLAY GUITAR ;_;

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 1

    miso12

    7 years ago

    No fingers = no work xDDD

  • 1

    Thijs

    7 years ago

    I'm a guitarist and this is a hard dicision

    • 0

      Raner

      3 years ago

      It doesn't say no earHOLES...

  • 1

    Abdirahman Ali

    7 years ago

    FUCK I PRESSED WRONG! But no fingers no fap time!

  • 1

    Jacob Bradley Clem

    8 years ago

    Technically without your ears you also have a messed up sence of ballance, so that's why I chose now fingers

  • 1

    pheonix

    8 years ago

    i could tell people i fought mike.

  • 1

    Jordan Brooke Woodwo

    8 years ago

    learn how to read lips+sign laguage

  • 1

    Nizar Tajdin

    8 years ago

    You don't need ears to hears. Our auditory tube is located inside the ear.

  • 1

    Priscilla AirTight E

    8 years ago

    I'd look like a lizard :)

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