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  • 182

    thegreatsage41

    6 years ago

    Lol, I am adopted. Easy pick. I can't be responsible for another human being right now, and my parents told me right from the beginning that I was adopted, so I didn't have to deal with the 'trauma' or 'stress' later. Yeah, I wanted to know my biological, but I could never be more happy than I am with my parents.

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      Matt

      5 years ago

      same man

    • 19

      Michael May

      5 years ago

      I would finally get the chance to go on an adventure =D Maybe catch a few Pokemon...Maybe catch 'em all...

    • 5

      kangcool09

      5 years ago

      adopt then adopt it again it would go like this:hi dad..bye son..troolololololol

    • 2

      GumiBear

      4 years ago

      Same

    • 4

      ProjectPariah101

      4 years ago

      When you already know you're adopted this is an easy choice.

    • 15

      Cody Dudash

      4 years ago

      What's so bad about being adopted?

    • 2

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      @Michael May, ditto.

    • 3

      Toffe

      3 years ago

      hahahahhaha adopted shit kid

    • 2

      Jbear50

      3 years ago

      I'm only 15 know way I can take care of him/her

    • 0

      Evan

      3 years ago

      My parents didn't tell me till I was 12 last year

    • 1

      maria

      2 years ago

      awwww

    • 0

      MoeMoe

      2 years ago

      Same

    • 3

      Keelan barron

      2 years ago

      to toffifi: you are a asshole.

    • 1

      rawr17dinos

      2 years ago

      Same, and really I wouldn't want to know anything about my biological parents. It'd make me miss em' and shit like that, too many feels.

    • 1

      u chose wrong

      2 years ago

      Why laugh out loud if you are adopted? It's sad that someone never meant their parents.

    • 2

      MAN456

      2 years ago

      Fuck me I might be adopted, I don't remember ANYTHING from before I was 3. Maybe my parents died in a horrible accident and my mind tries to block out my past.

    • 0

      mads

      2 years ago

      same here

    • 0

      BraZZers

      2 years ago

      i want some hot lezbos to adopt me(as part-time fuck boy)

    • 0

      BraZZers

      2 years ago

      only if two hot lezbos would adobt me who were up for threesome

    • 0

      Eva

      2 years ago

      That's so sweet :D

    • 0

      Coraline

      2 years ago

      Adopted too :-)

    • 2

      I'll follow the sun

      2 years ago

      Give a child a home, and the love every human being deserves!

    • 1

      unicornsarecool

      2 years ago

      same

    • 0

      Doge

      2 years ago

      If i was adopted i wouldn't deal with the sadness of almost all my close family dying within a year like I experienced at 13. 20 years and i still have only 2 family members i even really know. so reasoning.

    • 0

      Ryno

      2 years ago

      I'm to young to adopt so.........

    • 0

      The Stupid Rock

      2 years ago

      you're adopted

    • 0

      Harambe

      2 years ago

      be adopted by bill gates. fuck yeah

    • 0

      martina

      1 year ago

      im sorry :( i love t adopt and take care

    • 0

      ShizukaG

      1 year ago

      @Doge Even if you aren't biologically related you still grew up with them as a family, so you would still deal with the sadness...

    • 1

      John

      1 year ago

      same

    • 0

      danTRM

      1 year ago

      OK I KNOW THIS IS STUIPD BUT DANTDM IS IN THE UK LIKE IF YOU KNOW HIM AND DISLIKE IF YOU DONT BUT I AM A RED STONE MINECART SO I DO RED STONE TNT AND MORE LIKE IS YOU DO RED STONE IN MINECRAFT OR NOT DISLIKE :)

    • 0

      Ethan Storz

      1 year ago

      Ok But Dude Thats Crazy Imagine If You Get Adopted When You Were A Baby By Your Parents OR GET ABANDOND :O

    • 0

      igiuLoiraM

      1 year ago

      I am adopted too, and I agree with everything you said. It was excactly what I would have answered.

    • 0

      Eleanor

      7 months ago

      Kids are cute and i can handle it (Still a kid lmho)

  • 63

    SnazziestPants

    8 years ago

    I'd rather adopt a child than be adopted, but then again, I don't know how legal it is to adopt someone 20+.

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      Jerry Jerryson

      6 years ago

      I'm assuming they mean 'find out you're adopted.'

    • 14

      sean

      6 years ago

      @SnazziestPants im scared how old you are by your picture :/

    • 2

      ChaosPowerCP

      6 years ago

      Being adopted could be fun! I'd go on a worldwide search for

    • 19

      owlgrandecity

      5 years ago

      FOR WHAT?!!!!! NOOOOO I'LL NEVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

    • 2

      Aleksandra Petkovic

      5 years ago

      What if you live in a foster family? That kind of already makes you adopted...?

    • 2

      RocketCat

      4 years ago

      I could adopt and call it my sister. Bart Simpson style.

    • 2

      Foxyvsfreddy

      2 years ago

      @owlgrandecity Stop acting like a

    • 1

      Ashten

      2 years ago

      Yeah, it could be the day before your birthday, and your parents say your being adopted. The next day, surprise motherfucker I'm moving out! I'm going back to my real parents hoe

  • 27

    Kali Eris

    7 years ago

    I am under 18... So I don't think I should be adopting a child any time soon...

  • 21

    QuestIan

    7 years ago

    I'm not ready to have a kid. And being adopted does not mean that I have to go live with them, or even give up my own family. I'm in college for chrissakes. It wouldn't change my life much at all. But a kid.... that would be bad.

    • 6

      ZmanElete

      6 years ago

      I wouldnt care if i were adopted. I love my Mom or in this case my adopted parents. But i would go and meat my real parents

    • 1

      김하나순

      6 years ago

      that means I have 2 parents and that would be AWESOME :D

    • 0

      Charlie Ogden

      6 years ago

      I agree man im in college to it dont change my life much

    • 0

      utbadstudent

      5 years ago

      Really..would not affect my life much. Plus i can anytime go on a adventure with my buddies to find my biological parents or also a probablity 'how did they die..?'

    • 0

      SWAGGLEBOSS

      4 years ago

      im adopted! im ten, its fine, im adopted from china so you can only have one child and i was an accident

  • 17

    halo66333

    5 years ago

    Loophole I'm to young 2 adopt

  • 11

    Lilith[ITQ]

    6 years ago

    I don't even think about having kid, kids are anoying. :3

  • 9

    SumthinMstBAvailable

    6 years ago

    Well I'm too old to be adopted.

    • 1

      klank123

      2 years ago

      well in the possibility that you where adopted as a child

  • 9

    horsedickdotmpeg

    7 years ago

    I don't even like my parents

    • 7

      Anastasia

      7 years ago

      that´s sad? Are you sure? They might not be there forever...

    • 0

      u chose wrong

      2 years ago

      Breaking News: someone thinks other people on Internet care!

  • 6

    Despitesnow

    6 years ago

    I hate kids. End of story.

  • 6

    Donovan

    6 years ago

    My family always makes fun of me saying I was adopted because I look nothing like anyone else in my family anyways :P

    • 2

      Rosaline Lee

      5 years ago

      I look like my adoptive family. That is the frightening part for me.

  • 5

    spudcannon

    6 years ago

    well seeing as how im 16

  • 4

    AtheistPanda

    7 years ago

    I'd love to adopt in the future, but not now. I do not have the finances necessary to properly take care of a child. I'd want to make sure that they have the things they need to grow properly, something my parents did not do for me. Though honestly, I don't see what would be wrong with being adopted, as long as my family loved me.

  • 3

    artixfox

    5 years ago

    yea if ill be adopted i might get a wonterful story going on

  • 3

    looma

    6 years ago

    be adopted to family that has 20/10 girl you date then fuck and no incest

  • 3

    Leon8455

    7 years ago

    It doesn't say I have to keep it for more than like twelve seconds

  • 2

    Jonas Ghebru

    5 years ago

    My parents suck.

  • 2

    Jaksuhn

    5 years ago

    Never said anything about not being able to return him...

  • 2

    Jason Brian Johnson

    6 years ago

    I am adopted

  • 2

    foley316

    6 years ago

    I'd rather be adopted. I wouldn't want to be responsible for my own child right now much less someone else's.

  • 2

    PowerRainbows

    7 years ago

    id be a great dad

  • 2

    shneik137

    7 years ago

    By adopted, does it mean that you were adopted as a baby, or that you will be adopted by someone right now.

  • 0

    Noobis

    2 weeks ago

    Wtf Do I pick...

  • 0

    Max

    3 weeks ago

    Im 11

  • 0

    quackman

    3 weeks ago

    i dont care if im adopted or not

  • 1

    Mr.Noob

    2 years ago

    being adopted isn't even a bad thing you stupid emotional people.

  • 1

    Utkudakid

    3 years ago

    im a kid so a sibling for free!

  • 1

    Emily

    4 years ago

    Err, I'm only 12 so I probably made a stupid choice. But it would be a even stupider choice if I lost my family! D: (enless I keep my mum and dad and I'm just adopted.. That would be fine) besides, I'm not alone so I have a family *cough mum*cough* to help me raise my new adopted child. So... BAM! (I think...)

  • 1

    puppylover741

    4 years ago

    I was Adopted; being adopted is better than being born because you were chosen by the family you have now! :) Adoption is better than being born!

  • 1

    Amber Canterberry

    5 years ago

    I'm already adopted

  • 1

    Mats

    5 years ago

    if i adopt, can i give it back?

  • 1

    wolfmoon9000

    5 years ago

    NOBODY SAID THE CHILD HAD TO BE HUMAN

  • 1

    Emily Boman

    5 years ago

    I am adopted

  • 1

    DevTook

    6 years ago

    I'm fifteen... I can already see my parants' faces

  • 1

    Jade Lee-Milner

    6 years ago

    Let my parents look after it.

  • 1

    4chan

    6 years ago

    hehehehehehe

  • 1

    abarnybox

    6 years ago

    I'm 19 now, If I adopt a 17 year old we could be not so much father son relationship as just friends... :)

  • 1

    julian

    6 years ago

    I shall take you under my wing

  • 1

    joewhite67

    6 years ago

    I'm adopted anyway

  • 1

    Devin Boyce

    6 years ago

    Well, I'm 19 and I was adopted at birth, so I guess that counts...

  • 1

    webster2086

    6 years ago

    Always wanted a kid

  • 1

    Tiny Celia Wilson

    6 years ago

    I Never want kids lol

  • 1

    Jred4

    6 years ago

    I couldnt handle a kid...

  • 1

    Chrissi

    6 years ago

    Being/Finding out you are adopted isn't the end of the world. Often, being put up for adoption means that your parents weren't ready to look after you or were unfit, so I'd rather be in the care of parents who are more likely to be fit than adopt, because I'd probably be a fucking terrible parent.

  • 1

    looma

    6 years ago

    be adopted to family that has 20/10 girl you date then fuck and no incest

  • 1

    [deleted]

    6 years ago

    I wouldn't have a kid either way, adopted or not, and being adopted wouldn't really matter for me.

  • 1

    Kendall Walls

    6 years ago

    Um... I'm 15 it's not really a choice for me

  • 1

    D'vaughn Clarke

    6 years ago

    I actually wish I was adopted...

  • 1

    Conner Davis

    6 years ago

    What's wrong with being adopted, my story is much stranger than adoption.

  • 0

    gjrfhgbgbghjyhg

    2 months ago

    being adopted would be painful but adopt a child would be good karma

  • 0

    rain

    3 months ago

    Do I have to be adopted right now? Like am I leaving my current family for a different one?

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