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  • 373

    Spencer Allan Brooks

    7 years ago

    I don't like the taste of blood. I also don't like preteen girls.

    • 66

      Gunther

      5 years ago

      You dont taste blood it is sucked up in to the fangs

    • 255

      ewill

      5 years ago

      @Gunther, you're so, so stupid.

    • 28

      Jerry Jerryson

      5 years ago

      @ I laughed out loud.

    • 97

      Holly Stewart

      5 years ago

      @Gunther: the fangs are to pierce the flesh, to cause the victim to bleed. The blood is sucked in like a drink, and swallowed, not absorbed into the fangs. The fangs are as solid as any other tooth. (That is to say, realistically speaking, if vampires were real, this would be how it works.)

    • 29

      poisonedlight

      4 years ago

      gunther you're thinking of snakes with the hollow fangs

    • 87

      Travis Winebrenner

      4 years ago

      I'll be a wizard then create a spell that changes me into a vampire, Profit?

    • 36

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      Actually, Gunther can be right. Tehe are different vampires in the literature.. and of of those suck blood into the teeth, some of them make blood exhange via wounds. It's all about knowledge..

    • 15

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      in addition, i surely have no knowledge in english..

    • 41

      Darren Gilbert

      4 years ago

      no no no , remember dracula from billy and mandy, "scrape and lick"

    • 8

      Riael EagleEye

      4 years ago

      @Ewill you are retarded T_T He's right

    • 20

      Senbi Stone Stevens

      4 years ago

      No not the faggot vampires! the REAL ones

    • 2

      Dolan Blozvich

      4 years ago

      @Darren Gilbert WIN

    • 2

      Troggy

      4 years ago

      GAAAAAAAY

    • 3

      Rados130

      4 years ago

      I love preteen girls and I'm 16.

    • 10

      Imran Meco

      4 years ago

      and I don't like to sparkle

    • 3

      vietnamshits

      4 years ago

      You don't like pre-teen girls? Fag

    • 1

      DrunkenTortoise

      4 years ago

      Pretty sure blood will taste alright if you're a vampire. Still, I'd rather not be inactive in the day.

    • 10

      Kyle

      4 years ago

      But don't you want to be a vampire lord from skyrim

    • 13

      XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX

      4 years ago

      not the gay sparkles, going old school vamps, gothic ones that burn when they touch silver, creeping around in mansions looking for your next victim, turning into bats, sleeping in coffins ect

    • 11

      Mike Buonomo

      4 years ago

      I like the immortality, Satan, the taste of blood, and I'd just eat the pre-teen girl :D

    • 0

      Cupcake

      4 years ago

      If i could do kagic i could ALSO make myself a vampire? Lol.

    • 7

      Jai Wa

      4 years ago

      Ten points to Ravenclaw

    • 6

      mouwersor

      4 years ago

      being immortal would be awesome

    • 5

      fredthemoose567

      4 years ago

      Blood tastes good to me, I don't know what your talking about

    • 0

      Konami_Code

      4 years ago

      EVERY ONE HERE MUST. PLAY. MAGICKA!

    • 1

      Nicolas Xray

      4 years ago

      being immortal and not going out on daylight?be a wizard and creat an infinity potion(or immortal)..

    • 3

      Seref Kana

      3 years ago

      Bella wasn't "preteen", she was [legal] "teen." But I like both teens and blood. Lets be honest, it's impossible to tell a 16 and 27 yr old hot chick with make-up on, apart...

    • 1

      kerglis711

      3 years ago

      I picked wizard, but i know a show with way better vamps than twilight. Also, blood would taste good to you.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Admittedly Twilight kinda ruined vampiric reputation, but there are many wizard-related books I've read that are freaking awesome. I WANNA CHANNEL :D

    • 2

      Yungblud

      3 years ago

      Leviosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -Oneyng

    • 0

      Minecraft Man

      3 years ago

      I like wizards better than vampires

    • 1

      SinisterKiid

      3 years ago

      Well are we talking twilight style vampires, or 30 days of night style?

    • 1

      Cody Dudash

      3 years ago

      Wait, if we're talking 30 days of night vampires, I change my mind.

    • 0

      Alexa Prica

      3 years ago

      U don't like preteen girls

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      3 years ago

      I'd always have a parasol, or a shielding spell, to protect me from sunlight and build up a garlic immunity. Otherwise, TOTAL BADASS, unless I'm a modern vampire that has built up immunities to sun and garlic and mirrors and counting and shit so they can KICK TOTAL ASS. But still don't sparkle. Edward is a pansy. His ass needs kicking.

    • 0

      Theanswer

      3 years ago

      Vampires love blood that's like the only food that tastes amazing

    • 1

      Utah G

      3 years ago

      what does a vampire have to do with preteen girls?

    • 0

      artemis3

      3 years ago

      *Facepalm* Gunther!

    • 0

      XxDream.acexX

      3 years ago

      U will like it when ur addicted to it smartass

    • 0

      XxDream.acexX

      3 years ago

      U will like it when ur addicted to it smartass

    • 0

      Mr Spoon

      2 years ago

      My reaction to blood? "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

    • 0

      nutterminecraft

      2 years ago

      @scatty is that name scathatch from Nicholas flamel series

    • 1

      Emma Walters

      2 years ago

      I'm a preteen girl...

    • 1

      Avea

      2 years ago

      If you're a wizard you have magic. You could do anything... ; )

    • 0

      Elise Pauss

      1 year ago

      EVERYONE! Look up, "You're a wizard Harry." and yes, it is the gmod thing. Just do it. I wouldn't hurt you.

    • 1

      CuteDogGamer

      1 year ago

      I WILL SUCK THE BLOOD OF ALL OF THESE WIZARDS!!!

    • 0

      AwesomeJ

      1 year ago

      @Travis Winebrenner omg thats actually smart.

    • 0

      Professorson

      1 year ago

      make your self a magician vamp if you want

    • 1

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      Oh! Shots fired!

    • 1

      NightStalkerxax

      1 year ago

      Wow Preteen Girls! :D

    • 0

      krejcar25

      1 year ago

      shit! I didn't think it through enough! I might have had preteen girls but now... wait! actually I can summon one whenever I want! And I can morph into a vampire if I want. That is awesome.

    • 1

      Poptart_Wizard

      1 year ago

      Yet again a wizard can use accio and get girls automatically ;u;

    • 0

      Bitty2004

      1 year ago

      OFFENCIVE...I'm 11...

    • 0

      Jacob

      1 year ago

      Fuck twilight. normal vampires like dracula were cool but magic is better.

    • 0

      Wheatley33

      1 year ago

      Oh, so if you're all so smart, tell me a vampire's anatomy then. I bet you've seen so many. Retards. Retards everywhere.

    • 0

      Pablo Setar

      1 year ago

      Your a hizard warry

    • 1

      dude101thecooles

      1 year ago

      DA EVIL WIZARD !!!

    • 1

      J.l123

      1 year ago

      Your a wizard Harry!!!

    • 0

      Deadpool

      1 year ago

      1. Blood touches your tounge when ou suck it up 2. I can make myself into a wizard with magic

    • 1

      iceyfoxlove

      1 year ago

      vampires forevers plus i am a teenaged girl and i love anime and all that kind of stuff i would kill to see either naruto or salior moon charaters in real life

    • 0

      Chi Raiden

      1 year ago

      umm shouldn't we be worried about what u typed

    • 1

      ella

      1 year ago

      HELLO you can cool frekin spellers

    • 0

      SuperPizzaDude123

      1 year ago

      I WILL KILL YOU ALL WITH MY WIZARD POWERS!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      MLGorilla

      1 year ago

      twilight sucks lol puns

    • 0

      LOL

      1 year ago

      Did you know that you could die by drinking blood.

    • 1

      Atl

      1 year ago

      already like blood... i pressed the wrong one

    • 1

      LittleFox

      1 year ago

      ur a faggot harry

    • 1

      Gia G

      1 year ago

      i love the way blood tastes. people please dont hate

    • 0

      WhyTryGuy

      1 year ago

      WIZARD is the obvious answer you can create spells to take over the world and be immortal aswell and if you want i guess you can get HIV and Aids by drinking blood but cure it with spells but with a vampire you gotta keep that HIV and Aids

    • 3

      Outrageous Furball

      1 year ago

      Your a wizard Harry

    • 0

      Hayes

      1 year ago

      Gunther (Gunter) is the Ice King's fucking penguin, what do you expect?

    • 0

      SuperJax

      11 months ago

      MERLINS COMIN BACK BABY

    • 0

      JustAGuest

      9 months ago

      LOLOLOL hahahha

    • 1

      Mkakee

      8 months ago

      Vampires are sexy af

    • 0

      Cyrus Stryker

      7 months ago

      MERASMUS IS HERE!

    • 0

      goodra

      7 months ago

      it depends on what kind of vampire your talking about. do you mean like the ones from castlevania or the ones from the teenager movies. and what kind of wizards are we talking about here do you mean the harry potter/fairy tale kind aka the cool ones or do you mean stage wizards who can't do anything sept illusions

    • 1

      iblvicnfly

      5 months ago

      BLOOD FOR DAYZ!

    • 1

      MLGnoobr3ker

      4 months ago

      i could be like a vampire except no burning in sun, if i want to

    • 0

      Mia

      2 months ago

      That's rude Spencer

    • 0

      TheChosenOne

      2 months ago

      I might be a fairy tail wizard!

    • 0

      gokaes

      1 week ago

      i want to be both but to be wizard is my dream

    • 0

      elagathesoggytoast

      1 week ago

      gunther u fat ugly nerd

  • 68

    Pebkac

    6 years ago

    Every comment against vampires is because of that Twilight bullshit. Those are not vampires, vampires do not sparkle in sunlight, and while I'm not an expert, I'm also pretty sure they aren't complete pansies or pedophiles (just because he looks like a teenager doesn't mean he isn't a 100+ year old creepy dude preying on a 16 year old girl in that "story").

    • 47

      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      THANK YOU. It seems like everyone forgot how badass vampires actually are because of Twilight.

    • 15

      Mizzoulover

      5 years ago

      Vampire like Alucard from Helsing.

    • 29

      ewill

      5 years ago

      Vampires are badass, but I'd still rather be magic.

    • 11

      RoryBrinkmann

      5 years ago

      I didn't choose vampire because it's a curse to need to crave human flesh, to be destroyed by sunlight, and to be hated mankind

    • 8

      SmackfromtheZack

      4 years ago

      @Mizz Thank you! I would be.Alucard in a heartbeat. Then kill Edward.

    • 0

      William

      4 years ago

      Vampires have a lot of annoying weaknesses, though... www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHEItvqF-tg

    • 1

      Imran Meco

      4 years ago

      But don't vampires only feed on the blood of virgins? I'd starve!

    • 1

      Ilay Levi

      4 years ago

      Why would you think that for god sake?! Where the fuck did you hear that vampires can only drink virgins blood?! ... I hate what people make out of vampires these days... So many idiotic ideas of what a vempire is actually...

    • 1

      fredthemoose567

      4 years ago

      Thank you!!!!!! Stephanie Meyer wrote some good books, but this "saga" make me want to kill her for rouianing vampires

    • 0

      Dakirel

      3 years ago

      My favourite series of all time is Legacy of Kain, which is about vampires... but as for the question, I'd hate to have to suck people's blood to survive. Plus considering how many different spells there are a wizard can pretty much do anything is he has enough willpower.

    • 2

      Erik

      3 years ago

      Use a spell to turn yourself into a vampire wizard. Mind blown.

    • 0

      Courtney Jackson

      3 years ago

      If you're a vampire, you could be like Benny from SPN :D

    • 3

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      "Real" Vampires are in no way badass. They're even worse than the Twilight ones. They die of Sunlight and Water, AKA two of the most important things.

    • 2

      Lizard Robot 23

      1 year ago

      Vampires from skulduggery pleasant are also badass

    • 0

      Lizard Robot 23

      1 year ago

      Depends on which story or folk lore and usually it has to be holy water

    • 0

      Joe

      1 year ago

      im a wizard... i must go to hogwarts

    • 0

      WhyTryGuy

      1 year ago

      in every vampire movie ever there is always nudity and bloody sex litterally vampires wont be able to get a boner after a week while as a horny wizard you can make sweet spells to make your boner last however long

    • 0

      blueandred=purple

      7 months ago

      yea but a wizard could do anything a vampire burns in the light and cant eat garlic like wtf

    • 0

      bananaboy2020

      1 week ago

      Would you really want to go hunting for human blood every night?

  • 54

    Jason

    5 years ago

    i would only be a vampire if were talking underworld or bram stoker vampires, not stephenie meyer sparkly things

  • 29

    cheesit

    7 years ago

    Magical powers over drinking blood? There's no question.

    • 6

      Henrique Moreira

      4 years ago

      Magical powers over imortality?

    • 6

      Thoughtmo

      4 years ago

      Savos Aren: "What you learn here ("here" being the College of Winterhold) may last you a lifetime. Several if you're talented." See, Skyrim has it right!

    • 1

      Vannessa T

      3 years ago

      And all of us potterheads will be quite pleased. :D

    • 0

      ColeTheGuy

      1 year ago

      @Henrique Moreira Magical powers over not being able to go in sunlight and drinking blood, in which people might find out and try to kill you? Yeah, I think magic is the winner.

    • 0

      Vincent

      1 year ago

      @Henrique Moreira I'll just cast a spell upon myself that grants immortality. Your argument is invalid.

    • 0

      vampirekid

      2 months ago

      screw that vampires all the way

    • 0

      iiJboo

      3 weeks ago

      I can attend hogwarts :3

  • 18

    Derek

    7 years ago

    Wingardium leviosa!

    • 1

      Vannessa T

      3 years ago

      You, my friend, are awesome :D

    • 0

      Wheatley33

      1 year ago

      10/10 most original comment in the internet. I mean, even I that doesn't care about HP, know a lot about this mainstream shit, just because of these childish comments and support comments. If I had commented that, you would be like; "Wow a fan, how amazing". Since internet is full of those retards making references that everybody gets. You should read Eragon and such.

    • 0

      Joe

      1 year ago

      i commented that! :D

    • 1

      Batman

      8 months ago

      Yer a wizard, Derry.

  • 15

    Mateo Aaron Jacob Le

    5 years ago

    Call me Impaler...Vlad...the Impaler.

    • 1

      FireySpirit711

      1 year ago

      Call me Dumbledore!

    • 1

      Lizard Robot 23

      1 year ago

      Call me dusk (Skullduggery Pleasant)

    • 0

      Brainiac002

      1 year ago

      Lizard Robot, I'd hate to be a vampire from the Skullduggery universe, they pry off their own skin and go beserk, killing anyone. who'd want to be like that? Elemental magic is far superior in my opinion.

  • 13

    Jd Doran

    4 years ago

    WIZZA

  • 12

    idpiasg

    5 years ago

    I don't get enough sun as it is.

  • 11

    Iain James Lewis

    3 years ago

    your a wizard harry

  • 11

    Envylol

    7 years ago

    I choose zero risk of sparkling in sunlight ty...

  • 10

    OveRMinD

    6 years ago

    Wizard like Harry Potter of Wizard like Gandalf? Or vampire like Sparkly from Twilight or Strahd Von Zarovich from Ravenloft?

    • 2

      Kris

      4 years ago

      I'm saying wizard like Gandalf. Because Gandalf beats Harry and Dumbledore combined, with one hand behind his back.

    • 0

      David Snippenberg

      1 year ago

      Gandalf is a angel not a wizard.

    • 0

      David Snippenberg

      1 year ago

      Gandalf is a angel not a wizard.

  • 9

    Alejandro J Quintani

    4 years ago

    philosopher stone, DGAF, could make me as powerfull as a vamire, and make a lot more of other stuff with the right spells, and the stone, nah i dont care if i have to do as FMA idea to create it....

  • 9

    Justin

    5 years ago

    Wizzards- "hey guys, wanna go to the beach!?" vampires- ;(

  • 9

    Dustin Adams

    5 years ago

    Come on people, don't you think this would be fun? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw

    • 0

      Foomy

      1 year ago

      Yeah, that seems like it'd be very fun actually. And you'd be immortal, so you could do shit like this for all eternity.

  • 8

    Alucard

    4 years ago

    Screw your sparkles, Edward Cullen. Dracula all the way~

  • 7

    Manuel Rosadilla

    3 years ago

    Just so someone says to me " You're a wizard"

  • 5

    Nathaly Maqueira

    5 years ago

    Hmmm I can make myself immortal as a wizard, oohhh yeaaaa and have awesome powers

  • 5

    Crissy

    5 years ago

    If I was a vampire like Dracula, then hell yes

  • 5

    Mimi

    5 years ago

    Does Avada Kedavra work on vampires?

  • 5

    PennySweets

    5 years ago

    Vampire: If you're smart you can live forever without aging, you can watch civilizations rise and fall, gather an infinit amount of knowledge, and you possess enhanced senses, strength and indurence. Wizard: magic is real enabling you to do pretty much anything. You'll still have a human life span though and you'll still age.

    • 0

      Kassian Tyler

      4 years ago

      not if you use your magic powers to halt your aging.

    • 0

      ginny weasly

      4 years ago

      @PennySweets, if i were a wizzard i would make a philosophers stone and live however long i want

  • 5

    Forealms

    6 years ago

    Would you rather be Gandalf or Dracula? Gandalf. Would you rather be Gandalf or Edward? Gandalf. Would you rather be Gandalf or Count Chocula? Actually, that last one I would need to think about for a bit. Also, why choose? Robert Pattinson got to be both.

  • 4

    lexy

    1 year ago

    If Your a Wizard You Can Turn Yourself Into A Vampire And Be A Vampire Wizard Win Win

  • 4

    StoryOFTime

    4 years ago

    YOUR A WIZARD HARRY!

  • 4

    shaszbotter

    4 years ago

    you shall not pass

  • 4

    Bryan Howes

    4 years ago

    Id rather be an uber powerful vampire like alucard from castlevania, then be a punk wizard

    • 0

      Wheatley33

      1 year ago

      You switched it. It's punk vampire and super powerful wizard

  • 3

    IStoleUrComics

    1 year ago

    Your A Wizard, Harry!

  • 3

    Maria

    4 years ago

    i wanna be a vampire because of true blood. twilight is bullshit. i think everyone agrees that we want to be vampires not disco balls

  • 3

    French Rocks

    4 years ago

    Wizards can learn awesome spells, so I picked this choice :D

  • 3

    Spen

    4 years ago

    19% of fags.

  • 3

    trailmicks

    4 years ago

    SHIT. Picked the wrong one.

    • 3

      Connor Evans

      4 years ago

      No you didn't, vampires kick untold amounts of ass.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Connor Evans, Yes, but not if that ass is wet. They die from water.

  • 3

    Sandypengu

    5 years ago

    die twilight, DIE!!!!

  • 3

    bookcrazi

    6 years ago

    I COULD GO TO PIGFARTS!!! AT LAST!!

  • 3

    RedSquirrel

    6 years ago

    Immortality is highly bad for the mental faculties. After a few thousand years of watching everyone you know die, or having to give them the same curse would drive me insane... now being somewhat powerful for a lifetime or a little longer.... I can handle that.

  • 3

    0cookiemonster0

    6 years ago

    even if Twilight wasn't horrendous, Vampires are gross xP <3 HP <3

  • 0

    larry

    2 days ago

    wizard because you could make yourself into a vampire

  • 0

    Therisinghero1

    3 days ago

    Sunlight, garlic bread, BEARDS!!!! :D

  • 2

    ThatAnimeFan

    1 year ago

    I'd be FUCKING Alucard

  • 0

    YATCHY

    4 days ago

    Your a wizard harry

  • 2

    that guy

    1 year ago

    I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! Who wouldn't run around screaming that?

  • 0

    A Person(?)

    6 days ago

    I'd be shot by some American either way

  • 0

    Memelord

    1 week ago

    You're a wizard harry

  • 0

    gokaes

    1 week ago

    yes Wizard who can make himself a vampire

  • 0

    ChopChop_BACON

    1 week ago

    i can literally turn myself into a teen vampire w/ six packed abs if I'm a wizard

  • 0

    Jack

    1 week ago

    The range of possible outcome is worse on the wizard side, as a wizard you maybe could only cast a spell that makes your broom dance. As a vampire you are guaranteed immortality, well if you not get killed a certain way which is unlikely in our current world.

  • 2

    Jatboy1000

    3 years ago

    MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2

    Sandypengu

    4 years ago

    I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!!!! :D :D

  • 2

    Christian Baws Man Moore

    4 years ago

    Wanted to be vampire before twilight

  • 2

    Anny

    4 years ago

    I'd much rather have magic than die in a flicker of sunlight.

  • 0

    kingtyson

    1 week ago

    you don't have the taste of blood anymore it would kind of taste like candy or regular food idiot it is proven because if vamps eat meat it doesn't taste the same

  • 2

    Hisaishi

    4 years ago

    First thing I thought of was Marceline. Screw Edward, she's the best vampire.

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