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Have everything you touch turn to gold

King Midas or The Devil

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  • 387

    tzk132

    6 years ago

    either way your going without whatever you touched, why not make it usefull?

    • 116

      Magnetic Purple

      5 years ago

      You'd starve, even dusted, food is food.

    • 71

      kevin

      5 years ago

      purple just hold stuff by the mouth maybe that will work he didnt say where you touch it

    • 30

      Frogman711

      5 years ago

      Because it would be much harder to eat gold XP

    • 295

      Fullitenhund

      5 years ago

      Purple, use a golden fork.

    • 36

      brentrulezXD

      5 years ago

      Actually in the king midas tale even the food and water he tried to eat or drink turned into gold

    • 70

      Odir

      5 years ago

      wear gloves

    • 64

      Febe

      5 years ago

      But then the gloves will turn in to gold...

    • 37

      Eightball

      5 years ago

      @febe So what?

    • 24

      BadShot

      5 years ago

      *ahem* its called a grabber

    • 92

      Laurence 'Lewy' Town

      5 years ago

      Purple, There is no nutritional component to dust... secondly you'd die either way your hands aren't the only thing you touch things with, so i'd rather die by making a golden statue of justin bieber and saving the world

    • 11

      Butus

      5 years ago

      @Magnetic Turn TO dust, not dusted, you'll be eating dust.

    • 32

      Frienderman

      4 years ago

      touch car sell car profit!

    • 3

      Jerry

      4 years ago

      im allergic to dust so some of the blues would be allergic to gold trololol

    • 5

      Bob Nugget

      4 years ago

      Spoon! why is this not a reply?

    • 13

      Ben

      4 years ago

      You could just hire someone to feed you with the trillions of dollars you would have from selling your infinite supply of gold.

    • 1

      Chris Hagberg

      4 years ago

      Don't forget to wear gloves

    • 20

      midori

      4 years ago

      i can kill people without leaving a trace. WAIT. NO SEX??

    • 0

      Ania Skadberg

      4 years ago

      @Butus yeah thats what they meant, Eating dust, you cant eat gold or else you'll choke and die, so dust

    • 3

      MMCG

      4 years ago

      Actually since most food is edible if you use a fork I think it would be easy to live a life like this.

    • 7

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      @febe what's wrong with golden gloves? It'll just be like wearing a gauntlet

    • 14

      Micah.M

      4 years ago

      so if i touch gold wat will it turn into? ITS A PARADOX

    • 8

      Nehadri

      4 years ago

      @Micah.M No, it's not. It will turn into gold.

    • 4

      Max

      4 years ago

      Golden fork to eat with FTW!

    • 5

      ZeeZ

      4 years ago

      Yay I'm the second richest! Damn bill gates....

    • 1

      xAngelGirlx

      4 years ago

      Yurp :3

    • 6

      oxaz

      4 years ago

      MMCG, YOU TOUCH THINGS WITH YOUR MOUTH...

    • 3

      Wimmie de Vette

      4 years ago

      Just use telekenisis

    • 2

      joe thecat

      4 years ago

      If I touch the ground will the planet turn to gold? If i touch dust (had I chosen blue) would the dust turn into more dust??

    • 2

      Mayonnaise

      4 years ago

      Is it solid gold or like still edible gold?

    • 21

      Fus-Ro-Dah

      4 years ago

      Loophole: Technically, you can't touch anything. Electrons in atoms repel each other on a subatomic level. Unfortunately, this means that both choices leave you unchanged, but at least you won't starve.

    • 4

      Maddin Frosch

      3 years ago

      eat with a golden fork and knife^^

    • 3

      Kyle Sieraad

      3 years ago

      so it DUST'nt matter what you choose

    • 0

      EG

      3 years ago

      Touch a ton of stuff and then sell it

    • 0

      Alex

      3 years ago

      Purple:touch a ton of stuff and sell it and use the money towards science finding you a way to eat and drink

    • 1

      Hero_Rareheart

      3 years ago

      MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      Harry

      3 years ago

      True bill gates

    • 0

      Harry

      3 years ago

      I

    • 0

      Mysticbutterflies

      3 years ago

      You can't eat dust once you tried to swallow some would go to your air ways killing youm

    • 2

      xxkaliberzz

      3 years ago

      Solution: Sell gold. Hire someone to feed you.

    • 0

      MontyTheMonkey

      3 years ago

      Sure ill have everything I touch turn gold... COLORED!!!!

    • 0

      Utah G

      3 years ago

      ill just use utensils or put my mouth onthe food. And as for people ill use gloves

    • 3

      A'reya Davis

      3 years ago

      Maybe if you touch pizza it will turn to pizza flavored dust

    • 2

      supermansucks999

      3 years ago

      wear gloves when you dont want gold.whe ya wanna get rich take the gloves off and turn useless stuff into gold.:) ( i smart) :)

    • 1

      Josiah Perkins

      2 years ago

      This is such a dumb question!! Of corse gold won by 84%! Why on earth would anybody want plain dust rather than gold?! 92%? I think it should have been 98%!! Wouldnt be suprised if it was 100%!

    • 1

      AnsweringIguess

      2 years ago

      KING MIDAS!!!

    • 0

      Afro Man

      2 years ago

      do you fucking barbarians not use utensils to eat your food?

    • 0

      St. Jimmy

      1 year ago

      I would have someone feed me because I'm soooo rich from my gold touch and as a plus, I can get a gold ps4 without having to deal with taco bell

    • 3

      JEagle9

      1 year ago

      Spoons, forks knives, not everything has to be finger food.

    • 0

      S c a r l e t

      1 year ago

      @Magnetic It completely turns to dust. It docent get covered with dust, it poofs away into dust.

    • 0

      Ergon17

      1 year ago

      golden gloves would be really heavy

    • 0

      WindigoGaming87

      1 year ago

      +Magnetic Purple You are too dense to read the question correctly! +Ergon17 Gold is actually a pretty fragile substance.

    • 0

      Pandina

      1 year ago

      You can have people feed u

    • 0

      masekip

      1 year ago

      magnetic purple no not get dusty turn to dust it would be stuff u ding in corners of your house gold u could sell and buy foo and your firend could feed you or put gloves on theyll turn to gold and boom nothing turns to gold till u take them off

    • 0

      Chukwu Joshua

      1 year ago

      just wear a glove

    • 0

      Arrow4586

      1 year ago

      @MagneticPurple there is edible gold you know...

    • 0

      officialpandastudios

      1 year ago

      you could just use a fork to eat

    • 0

      TheDoctorTARDIS

      1 year ago

      That means technically the floor beneath me would turn to gold. Not good if you're hiding from a murderer.

    • 1

      ExpandDong

      1 year ago

      If you wear gloves then you wont be able to get them off, because gold is solid.

    • 0

      Keshor

      1 year ago

      but u can reverse golden touch with flowing water so u just drink water constantly

    • 0

      iw110781

      1 year ago

      when everything everything everything you touch turns to goooold oooh golld oooohhh (only imagine dragons fans would get this)

    • 0

      Nico the boss

      1 year ago

      No duh

    • 2

      Why am I here?

      1 year ago

      I'm gonna die in both of these situations. Why not give gold to your family and friends before you die?

    • 0

      Jerry 2.0

      1 year ago

      money money money money!

    • 0

      PrivatePengu

      1 year ago

      @Eightball with golden gloves, you wouldn't be able to use them.

    • 0

      Gelene Figueroa

      1 year ago

      Gold is so soft by itself.

    • 1

      RandomEncounter

      1 year ago

      It is the same as the midas touch.

    • 1

      RandomEncounter

      1 year ago

      It is the same as the midas touch.

    • 1

      RandomEncounter

      1 year ago

      It is the same as the midas touch.

    • 1

      Greek Ganer

      1 year ago

      I rather have Midas Touch

    • 1

      Alex

      1 year ago

      you could get a butler with all the gold you have and have him feed you

    • 0

      ella

      1 year ago

      HELLO get someone to feed you DUH!!

    • 0

      ISeeYouReadMyName

      1 year ago

      Wait...what if you touched dirt? o-o

    • 0

      RPGhogger

      1 year ago

      Magenetic it says touch doesn't mean ur face can't touch

    • 0

      Shorty9867

      1 year ago

      i can destroy the world and kill everyone

    • 0

      IllogicalLogic

      1 year ago

      i could touch something with both of my pinkie tips. if i touched it with one of them it wouldn't work, and if i was wearing gloves, i wouldn't be able to turn anything to gold, which would be cool, cuz' then i could take off the gloves and scare other ppl. and, RPGhogger, it doesn't say what you touch with...

    • 1

      ARandomEmerald

      1 year ago

      I agree.

    • 0

      Vova

      1 year ago

      If you touch something and it turns to dust, then it will fall apart. If I touch something and it turns to gold, then it will still be solid. So, I can eat things with a golden fork.

    • 1

      SAMMY

      1 year ago

      what if you were going to sell something but then you turned it to gold? Then you can become rich from selling your gold.

    • 0

      ItzAlex YT

      1 year ago

      @Magnetic Purple Not if you use a stick to put the food in your mouth, U touch with hands

    • 0

      HaXalicious

      1 year ago

      technically you're only touching the atoms of the surface so stuff would only turn gold plated and only when you rub your hands all over it

    • 0

      lilipad08

      11 months ago

      your standing on earth right? the earth would turn into a pile of dust floating in outer space

    • 0

      Noob Gamer

      10 months ago

      I Would Be Rich Bicth

    • 0

      LierBye

      10 months ago

      Its midas m8

    • 0

      [deleted]

      10 months ago

      @Noob Gamer not really, EVERYTHING you touch turns in to gold, money, credit cards, EVERYTHING!

    • 1

      Savi Ramirez

      9 months ago

      buy gloves

    • 0

      HolyToast3372

      9 months ago

      make someone feed you

    • 1

      Sayul

      8 months ago

      but then gold would be worthless.

    • 1

      K1200

      7 months ago

      remember the king midas legend where if you put it in water it will turn bakc normal

    • 0

      SlayQueen

      5 months ago

      put gloves on

  • 54

    Ethan

    5 years ago

    Dramatic suicide into the wind.

  • 48

    hendrxson

    6 years ago

    golden penis ftw

    • 4

      Joey C

      5 years ago

      Yes, but if you touch any part of your body, THE REST OF YOUR BODY WILL TURN TO DUST AS WELL

    • 19

      ThatGuy

      4 years ago

      yes Joey, which is why gold is better

    • 0

      Ania Skadberg

      4 years ago

      But you wont be able to eat. Only gold, then you'll choke and die, but you can eat dust

    • 5

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      @joey Red= everything you touch is gold Blue=everything you touch is destroyed You=retarded

    • 1

      José Miguel O. Llerandi

      4 years ago

      Goldmember

    • 0

      Currykitty

      3 years ago

      But you can choke on dust too, right? I just don't get you people...

    • 0

      Dj5578

      3 years ago

      Oh my god lol

    • 0

      Noob Gamer

      10 months ago

      IDK But i laughed so much for this comment

  • 29

    xereeto

    5 years ago

    Step one: touch random stuff | Step 2: sell it | step 3: wear gloves for the rest of your life

    • 2

      Randomnezz

      4 years ago

      I just commented that after you without seeing your comment man! I AGREE WITH YOU (THAT WOULD BE COOL)

    • 0

      beep

      3 years ago

      ... Why not just SKIP step 2 when you already have gold? Damn, idiots be trolling erry'where.

    • 1

      pmaguire13

      3 years ago

      lololol..... golden gloves

    • 1

      dat name

      3 years ago

      Sell all the gold so you can buy personal feeders

    • 0

      Jad Bouch

      1 year ago

      Elsa rogue live their life

  • 19

    Lisa

    6 years ago

    Why would you even CONSIDER having it turn to dust when you have the opportunity for it to turn all to gold?! You could make so much money.

    • 5

      mariah

      5 years ago

      Someone might kidnap you to get rich

    • 12

      Jason Ramirez

      5 years ago

      Dude of they try to kidnap they turn to gold

    • 3

      Imran Meco

      4 years ago

      @ mariah 1. I'd be rich enough to have the best security sistem, 2. even if someone did do that, I'd just turn them into gold and store them in my golden secret golden bad people statues collection.

    • 3

      Ania Skadberg

      4 years ago

      @Imran Meco HAVE YOU GUYS EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FOOD!!?? you won't beable to eat anything accept gold, and you cant eat gold, but you can eat dust!!

    • 1

      Dudugs

      4 years ago

      Have someoene to feed you

    • 1

      Joseph Broseph

      4 years ago

      Try to eat a gold salad

    • 4

      Alex Komarov

      4 years ago

      Gold would be worth nothing, since there would be so much of it from you. It'd be worth as much as dust, at least it dust would blow away in the wind, and not make golden statues to remind you of how you fucked the economy.

    • 1

      Hanna

      3 years ago

      @Ania Skadberg because you can so eat a plate of dust? golden fork and silverware. If everything we touch would be rendered inedible- and lets face it, it would- I'd rather eat with my silverware, wear gloves, or gauntlet then destroy everything. Plus, you can't touch anything. Anything without it being destroyed completely. But I'd rather turn it into gold

    • 1

      ayden timmerman

      1 year ago

      you fool you cannot eat

    • 1

      JFilms

      1 year ago

      Joseph, my youngling, may I use a golden fork + golden knife to eat my salad while you use small pieces of dust to eat your salad without your hands touching the (fruit) salad?

    • 1

      Ethan

      1 year ago

      Yaasss

    • 0

      Kyle Mickelson

      1 year ago

      yeah but still if you were to get kidnapped and the person would turn to gold and wait if you were to get dressed that would turn to gold and your shoes your floor your car if you have one and yeah.....i thought of this on the spot.

    • 0

      Fressher

      1 year ago

      And your money would turn into gold and you have to change it for money, and get alot of money back :D you want to spend the money so you wear gloves to prevent the huge amount of money turning into gold. Your gloves turn into gold which prevents you from holding stuff, rather than your money is turned into dust and you can't get anything for it.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      It says food too. You would starve to death. Like another comment said "even dusted food is food"

  • 15

    Nick

    5 years ago

    Turn rock to gold, become filthy rich, have other people touch shit for you.

  • 14

    vinnymac

    5 years ago

    The way I see it. Eventually you would kill the gold market. You would turn too many things into gold. However, turning things into dust, allows for the gold market to succeed, thus not affecting an economy at all. You could potential use this power for a lot of good. Destroying bad people, helping military, demolishing buildings, etc. Although they both have uses, I see gold as a more harmful choice to society.

  • 14

    Grickel

    5 years ago

    dust fingers

  • 12

    mherring1128

    5 years ago

    GOLDEN PENIS!

  • 12

    King_Seedeyeh

    5 years ago

    Women would love my golden dick.

  • 11

    bingobongo

    4 years ago

    Are stupid!?!?!?!?????!!!!!if you can be kidnapped if you make everything you touch to Gold

    • 1

      TheKillerM

      3 years ago

      No, I'm pretty sure you're stupid. Nobody would kidnap you unless they notice, and if they did, turn them to gold. Then they can't do anything, and you can just go home.

  • 11

    Piotr Pelc

    5 years ago

    arent we all just dust in the wind ?

  • 8

    Mayonnaise

    4 years ago

    GOLDEN DICK!

  • 6

    YaslerFuj

    4 years ago

    if i touched something and it turned into dust the ground would collapse infinitely

  • 6

    derp herpington

    5 years ago

    gloves

  • 6

    gittonsxv

    5 years ago

    be able to turn everything to dust, know i will starve but dont care, run about the world destroying and killing everyone and thing you hate, be known forever as that one guy lol

  • 6

    jackal

    6 years ago

    if everything you touch turns into something, it might as well be gold.

  • 5

    Kat

    1 year ago

    Reminds me of skittles

  • 5

    youat2inthemorning

    6 years ago

    I think that maybe you'd lose either way, too bad there is no middle ground.

  • 4

    jordasm

    4 years ago

    Queen Midas bietchhhh

  • 4

    twinning

    4 years ago

    Okay calm dowm people. There is something called a chopsticj of u havent heard of it

  • 4

    Joseluis Nunez

    5 years ago

    What happens when you masturbate?

  • 4

    Cameron Spahr

    5 years ago

    Golden schlong. That is all.

  • 4

    poisonedlight

    5 years ago

    either way you die of dehydration. so i'll make my family rich.

  • 4

    bones

    6 years ago

    even though it id bad ass to turn someone to dust, turning things to gold makes it so people can make money

    • 0

      ErrMeGeerd

      2 years ago

      How rich was Bill Gates? How much moneyz did hez havez????

  • 3

    FraserMcK

    3 years ago

    Every guy here is thinking of the possibility of having a golden penis

  • 3

    Hamza Nasir

    3 years ago

    i think turning everyhing to dust would be an awesome super power

  • 3

    Adam

    4 years ago

    Two words my friends: "Golden....breasts...."

  • 3

    fari

    4 years ago

    Golden dick

  • 3

    TehOhnlyGrizz

    5 years ago

    %7 of socciety is fucking retarded

  • 3

    Coolkid1256

    5 years ago

    Is that a real question?

  • 0

    Casdawe

    5 hours ago

    I could just wear gloves:D Wait... Gold gloves... Thats awesome :D

  • 0

    [deleted]

    1 day ago

    Really? There's no choice here.

  • 0

    Elan

    4 days ago

    Magentic just have someone feed you lol...

  • 0

    Kenny

    6 days ago

    Just wear gloves, If they turn to gold they can still move since they would be a thin material and then easy i can do anything i want :D

  • 0

    yogiyorg

    6 days ago

    hol' up lemme just touch Brayden

  • 2

    BatMan

    1 year ago

    TOUCH IT... SELL IT. Yes I'm rich! wait it turned into gold... my money bills... ;c WAIT GOLD BLOCKS :OOOOO

  • 2

    GrimDerivative

    1 year ago

    you could hold things in wrappers or cups, the container would turn gold but not what you eat.

  • 0

    WierdHairGrows

    1 week ago

    This is the dumbest question I've ever heard in my life....

  • 2

    Cassie Gundich

    2 years ago

    You can kill people that you hate.

  • 2

    Derek Perez

    3 years ago

    My net worth would skyrocket

  • 2

    Suha

    3 years ago

    I'll let someone feed me XD

  • 0

    whiprek

    1 week ago

    You die either way since you eat once it touched you it will turn of you somehow swallow food without using your hand it will turn inside you and you will die

  • 0

    whiprek

    1 week ago

    You die either way since you eat once it touched you it will turn of you somehow swallow food without using your hand it will turn inside you and you will die

  • 0

    Nick

    1 week ago

    easy. just wear gloves. Ofc the gloves will become gold, but that doesnt matter cuz they will become the shape of your hand. you can always do them off to turn other things into gold and put em back on to eat something.

  • 2

    paynis

    4 years ago

    I would touch everyone I hate

  • 2

    DingyInk92

    4 years ago

    Just eat in running water. That's how everything is ungoldified.

  • 2

    Alex

    4 years ago

    I could kill anyone and get away with it. :)

  • 2

    Josh.P

    4 years ago

    Think about it. If everything you touch turns to gold then put on gloves (witch will turn to gold) and then touch the food you want with the gloves and they won't turn to gold. But I assume you mean touch with your hands for both of them.

  • 2

    Harley Quinn

    4 years ago

    I am King Midas! I simply need to get water from a certain spot and they can turn back to normal

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