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If you were on the Starship Enterprise, would you rather...

66% Work under Captain Kirk

34% Work under Captain Picard

If you were on the Starship Enterprise, would you rather...

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Work under Captain Kirk
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359,140 disagree
Work under Captain Picard

Eternal Trekkie Dilemma

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  • 171

    tzk132

    6 years ago

    work under Yoda

    • 50

      Hannibal

      4 years ago

      not even the same calliber, go home.

    • 36

      StrongerTD

      4 years ago

      Different franchise, go home

    • 48

      Ian

      4 years ago

      Never reference Star Wars among trekkies, go home.

    • 21

      swaggergod

      4 years ago

      you're a faggot. go home

    • 22

      Yuiopy

      4 years ago

      You should probably go home.

    • 34

      Charles Adkins

      4 years ago

      I pee on the toilet bowl to make less noise

    • 22

      Nick

      4 years ago

      I'm not positive but I think you should go home..

    • 46

      SConnelly53

      4 years ago

      I prefer star wars, go home

    • 15

      Pham Tri Khoa

      4 years ago

      .....go home

    • 28

      vierstrad

      4 years ago

      home,you should head to.

    • 9

      Clark Kent

      4 years ago

      DC will ruel over trekkies one day

    • 7

      VR1

      4 years ago

      Go home...

    • 11

      wartpig

      4 years ago

      star wars WAS good..... but then....... in a prequel in a galaxy far...... far........ away........ *que music*. "me'sa Jar Jar binks".......*end credits nao plz*

    • 7

      Frostfang Sakota

      4 years ago

      Why trekkies gotta hate?

    • 13

      Max

      4 years ago

      Kirk is an ass, if it was Spock I'd choose blue

    • 2

      Chimmy

      4 years ago

      Come to think of it, you would probably be a red shirt replaceable who would die no matter what you do.

    • 4

      fredthemoose567

      3 years ago

      Not Trekkies should not even be answering this question

    • 5

      Rachael Smith

      3 years ago

      Don't EVER and I mean EVER, MENTION STAR WARS WHEN YOU ARE IN A GROUP OF TREKKIES!!!

    • 3

      Kirk James T.

      3 years ago

      Go home. This is for Trekkies, for for ewoks

    • 4

      Cody Dudash

      3 years ago

      One does not simply reference Star Trek amoung Trekkies.

    • 6

      Omnipotent

      3 years ago

      Since every Star Wars fan is being butchered here, let me just attempt to end this flame war. Star Trek has it's own merits, that much is true (namely more interesting characters). But why do Trekkie gotta hate? besides the prequels, which most star wars fans just try to completely block out, there never was much "bad" star wars anything. And yes, i do realize star wars borrowed a lot from Star Trek, but think of it this way, star trek may have never gotten as popular as it did, were star wars not to have gotten famous in the eighties. Logic FTW, go home.

    • 2

      Dalailthis

      3 years ago

      You should go home, go home.

    • 1

      A. Morris

      3 years ago

      Go home, you must...

    • 1

      KindlyWhisper

      3 years ago

      im not even in the fandom and I know that's a big no-no

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      2 years ago

      Was gonna pick red, then I remembered.... WE, the PEOple!!!!

    • 0

      Kurt Mitchell

      2 years ago

      Don't go home you've only just got here.

    • 0

      Utah G

      2 years ago

      35% are red shirts who rather be under picard; blue shirt is higher rank whom kirk promises to promote to if we choose him over picard

    • 1

      Dylan

      2 years ago

      Shut Up Wesley!

    • 1

      Jacob Dittmer

      2 years ago

      ET go home

    • 1

      GeneralBoomer

      1 year ago

      Who wants to be a red shirt?

    • 0

      Jacob

      1 year ago

      i had no clue who either of these people were.

    • 0

      luci

      1 year ago

      sorry but I would work under Thorin oaken shield cus like I would be a dwarf I am going to go home now

    • 0

      LC_Gaming

      1 year ago

      agreed but yoda is starwars not startreck

    • 0

      andrija97531

      1 year ago

      han solo so i can help him,lel

    • 1

      yoda

      1 year ago

      yeah onder me you work should

    • 0

      JScout

      1 year ago

      @tzk132 Hey buddy I think people want you to go home.

    • 0

      Adrian

      1 year ago

      fucking genius.

    • 0

      Deadpool

      1 year ago

      Charles Adkins, what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

    • 0

      one ton

      1 year ago

      Haha, I don't know either of these captains, but they don't come close to Captain Morgan.

    • 0

      one ton

      1 year ago

      Haha, I don't know either of these captains, but they don't come close to Captain Morgan.

    • 0

      a random guy

      1 year ago

      Work under Captain Falcon...

    • 0

      X_thunderstorm_X

      9 months ago

      just... no .. you should probably go home

    • 1

      SimonTheKat

      7 months ago

      yay

    • 0

      Vince

      5 months ago

      I have a question, why was everyone telling him to go home?

    • 2

      [deleted]

      4 months ago

      Fuck my life... go home

    • 0

      ginger

      1 month ago

      same

    • 0

      Tyler

      1 month ago

      I don't even know Star Trek, but I know damn well that Yoda is in Star Wars and Captain Kirk is in Star Trek

    • 0

      Nova (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      1 month ago

      Bitch don't mention starr wars amongst trekkies. Go home

  • 39

    wonderbung

    5 years ago

    Kirk was a hot-headed jack-ass that got a lot of his subordinates killed.

    • 7

      Amdg3x7

      4 years ago

      Not to mention was potrayed by the worst actor in recent history.

    • 3

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Kirk kissed every woman that came his way. Besides, Picard has Data in his crew! I WANT TO WORK WITH AN ANDROID :D

    • 2

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Also, none of those ugly slutty dresses for me.

    • 0

      MasterEzio

      3 years ago

      That was only because they were in red shirts

  • 20

    30SecondstoTalia

    4 years ago

    I'm assuming most of the people answering don't watch Star Trek properly because Kirk's a dick, but more popular. Picard is fab and a sweetheart awh

    • 1

      Hannah 'Koops' Jones

      4 years ago

      Clearly you haven't watched enough Trek, either. Both of them are legendary characters, otherwise this wouldn't be one of the most debated questions of all time.

  • 13

    Branden Andersen

    4 years ago

    Picard's voice alone made this choice for me

  • 12

    straw

    4 years ago

    Does "Under" mean what I think it does?

  • 10

    RedSquirrel

    6 years ago

    Better survival rates.

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    TheBcoolGuy

    4 years ago

    If you voted kirk, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!

  • 5

    V

    4 years ago

    I can admire Kirk... but admire and RESPECT J.L. Picard.

  • 5

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    I think the ones that voted for Kirk have never actually seen TNG. Or at least a lot of them.

  • 5

    xereeto

    5 years ago

    Holodeck FTW!! I love Star Trek TNG much better anyway, and besides, we have most of the stuff in the original already, at least TNG is futuristic.

    • 3

      Charles Lilley

      4 years ago

      We do?

    • 1

      kixxie

      4 years ago

      Yeah man, I just got my transporter last week, I save so much time on travel much quicker than using my space ship to go everywhere.

  • 5

    Razul22

    5 years ago

    Hardest question ever.

  • 4

    Mean Mr. Mustard

    4 years ago

    Holodecks. Also, Kirk is self centered and Picard only cares about others. I feel I would live longer under Picard.

    • 0

      VR1

      4 years ago

      I love your username ^_^

  • 4

    ringfinger

    4 years ago

    Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.

  • 4

    MissHorrorshow

    5 years ago

    Picard FTW! And with Picard comes...Wesley Crusher...ohhhhh yeah...

  • 3

    Beebit

    4 years ago

    And then the internet exploded

  • 3

    Gillian

    4 years ago

    I think it's time for a "why the FUCK" meme from Picard himself.

  • 3

    Joshua Brown

    4 years ago

    If I had to choose, Picard. But Star Wars is better.

  • 3

    alpacamybooks

    4 years ago

    If I worked under Kirk, what color shirt would I wear?

  • 3

    CatalystSpark

    4 years ago

    Picard has a hell of a sense of humor.

  • 3

    Elliott Rowe

    4 years ago

    Picard ftw

  • 2

    spartan1337

    3 years ago

    As long as I'm not a red shirt.

  • 2

    Xifihas

    4 years ago

    Picard got less redshirts killed. He had Worf get beaten up instead (then Worf transferred to Deep Space 9 and kicked all kinds of ass but that's a different story).

  • 2

    Paul Moore

    4 years ago

    With Picard, you have a much higher chance of survival if you aren't an officer.

  • 2

    Gino Deleo

    4 years ago

    C'mon. It's Patrick Stewart.

  • 2

    love1panic

    4 years ago

    The original series was better, but Picard is better than Kirk

  • 2

    Elliott Rowe

    4 years ago

    Picard ftw

  • 2

    Scott

    5 years ago

    star trek sucks..

    • 1

      Sandypengu

      4 years ago

      Then why did you pick Kirk?!!!

    • 0

      CringeMaster

      1 year ago

      "Star Wars took inspiration from Star Trek." That's a George Lucas quote.

    • 0

      CringeMaster

      1 year ago

      "Star Wars took inspiration from Star Trek." That's a George Lucas quote.

    • 0

      CringeMaster

      1 year ago

      "Star Wars took inspiration from Star Trek." That's a George Lucas quote.

  • 2

    Ptess254

    6 years ago

    Illogical, you all are redshirts.

    • 9

      joln

      4 years ago

      Under Picard, being a redshirt means being an officer!

    • 18

      Freq-Sho

      4 years ago

      and logically (with one L) I don't have to wait 5 minutes for him to spit out what the fucking battle plans are due to that 3 minute break he likes to take in the middle of a sentence.

    • 0

      theTexan

      4 years ago

      @freq-sho you're dumb he spelled illogical but the capital "i" looks like a lower case "L" ex: I l

    • 0

      thedoctorscompanion

      3 years ago

      Spock, I am not a redshirt.

  • 0

    Doge The Otaku

    2 weeks ago

    I would rather work for Captain Levi. LEVI HEICHO, MY BASE ={• ^ •}=

  • 0

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    2 weeks ago

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  • 1

    Marvel Assasin

    9 months ago

    everyone in red died

  • 0

    Gustavo6046

    1 month ago

    >Trekkies

  • 1

    hvdj hjsvfhjdss

    1 year ago

    i like star wars and star trek, why you gotta hate?

  • 1

    Saini_Senpai

    1 year ago

    LOL

  • 0

    AandK123

    1 month ago

    Picard is the best cuz then u can meat data

  • 1

    ruttixx

    2 years ago

    Close they both have some fun adventures so it really came down to the ship

  • 1

    ruttixx

    2 years ago

    Jerk they're both great

  • 1

    warbirdscimitar

    3 years ago

    It never specified which Enterprise, so if each Captain has his respective ship, then Picard is the easy choice. Enterprise D and E are awesome.

  • 1

    WouldYouRatherWizard

    3 years ago

    Kirk gets like 30 red shirts killed in into darkness.

  • 1

    Risingstar108

    3 years ago

    bitch please im star trekin round da universe on the star ship enterprise under captain kirk. XD

  • 1

    PhantomWarlock

    3 years ago

    Hey dumbasses, what if he is at home?

  • 1

    Sebastion

    3 years ago

    Kirk, all the way.

  • 1

    tehkc

    3 years ago

    As long as by under you mean like physically under then yeah

  • 1

    mrgrudge

    3 years ago

    kirk is fat ass with a wig picard is a shcolar a warrior and a pimp

  • 1

    Hazard Doll

    3 years ago

    Picard without a doubt.

  • 1

    DatsRandom

    3 years ago

    Picard is the legendary Professer Xavier!!!!

  • 1

    Pinkie Pie

    3 years ago

    picard has his own theme

  • 1

    ghostrade

    3 years ago

    I can meet Spock!

  • 1

    Riker Deloustal

    4 years ago

    My name I already Riker so considering I'm called #1 by Picard, I'll work under him

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