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Emit robot noises whenever you move

Make camera shutter sounds whenever you blink

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Make camera shutter sounds whenever you blink

Do The Robot

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  • 103

    TreVonn W.

    7 years ago

    the average person blinks like 100,000 times a week or something like that soo uhh yeah lets go with the robot

    • 100

      Raxing

      7 years ago

      we are moving all the time, so you would make constant robot noise

    • 207

      Asti02

      6 years ago

      but imagine how would you sound when you have sex

    • 36

      Dudugs

      6 years ago

      Imagine dancing the robot!

    • 28

      xHarriz

      6 years ago

      Blinking = moving though right? Anyway I wanna sound like a robot

    • 11

      steve

      6 years ago

      you would make robot noises when you blink as well as other movements

    • 10

      tiffany

      6 years ago

      i would not sleep well as a robot noise, since i move in my sleep. and your eyes are closed no noise.

    • 7

      biggs

      6 years ago

      @Asti02 The person you were having sex with would think you are taking pics of them...thats kind of creepy

    • 2

      Karl Kond

      6 years ago

      In sex when using robot voices it would be like this: *robot voice* *AHH* Ärobot voice* *AHHHH* :P

    • 2

      Nikolai0169

      6 years ago

      you move with the earth, the earth moves with the sun, the sun moves with the milky way. need more to say? also, the camara thing sounds just realy cool

    • 1

      pinetree

      5 years ago

      >but imagine how would you sound when you have sex Makes it even more awesome.

    • 8

      Xethycutty

      5 years ago

      Oh hel-*CLICK*-lo. It's m-*CLICK*-e. So, h-*CLICK*-ow's the d-*CLICK*-ay?

    • 1

      Alex

      5 years ago

      One word:trolololololololololololololololol

    • 4

      Alex

      5 years ago

      Also he didnt say how loud it would be

    • 1

      George

      5 years ago

      I will be a slender man

    • 0

      mads

      3 years ago

      GO TERMINATOR

    • 1

      Annik

      3 years ago

      blinking IS moving

    • 1

      AlexGK

      3 years ago

      I like the sound of a camera shutter. Soooooo.

    • 0

      TakeruDavis

      3 years ago

      Even blinking is a movement, so technically...

    • 0

      Jerron Brown

      3 years ago

      28,800 times a day

    • 0

      lilzaratata

      3 years ago

      @Asti02 your comment made me choose this,

    • 0

      Trenton Worthy

      3 years ago

      I am the Terminator!

    • 2

      Jesa

      3 years ago

      Imagine all the pranks I could make! *blink* "HUH?! DID SOMEONE JUST TAKE A PIC OF ME?!"

    • 0

      Louis

      3 years ago

      boop bot me robot

    • 1

      Chuck Norris

      3 years ago

      and when you fart its dubstep!

    • 0

      Nathy435

      3 years ago

      161280 times a week (24 hours a day)

    • 1

      bubbledipper

      3 years ago

      this 2 last questions are just how to be annoying

    • 0

      UnfamousYouTuber

      3 years ago

      u r like always moving but not always blinking

    • 0

      Jonathan

      3 years ago

      If you blink you are practically moving.

    • 1

      Section

      3 years ago

      Somehing's in my eye ! Oh fuck those noises !!!!

    • 0

      The Person.

      3 years ago

      Bruh you blink when you move.

    • 0

      Ben L. Davis

      2 years ago

      What about Data from Star Trek, he makes no noise? All androids are robots but not all robots are androids.

    • 0

      Nathan

      2 years ago

      I sit on my ass all day so yeaa i dont really care xD

    • 0

      Undescore_

      2 years ago

      your heart is a muscle thats constanly moving, that means constant robot noises

    • 0

      Salva

      2 years ago

      an average person moves 10 billion times a week so lets go with the camera noises

    • 0

      RexNITRO

      2 years ago

      I like idea making camera shutter sounds

    • 0

      i luv this name

      2 years ago

      exactly pepole don't think about this

    • 0

      Bob.3electric

      2 years ago

      I'd really annoy people around me

    • 1

      Alexa

      2 years ago

      Everyone would get ready for a photo then i just blink. Never said i wouldnt take a photo upon blinking.

    • 0

      Little chicky

      1 year ago

      Um no that is not correct

    • 0

      DoubleMoustache

      1 year ago

      You'd make noises when you blink, even. You move so much.. it'd be way more noises, and I'd argue more obnoxious ones.. and blinking is moving.

    • 0

      zachary

      1 year ago

      The Average person moves like 100 bijillion times a day idoit

    • 0

      leafy

      1 year ago

      you spelled two words wrong idiot

    • 1

      DA UNIPUG

      1 year ago

      robot that sounds like a human

    • 0

      Sans27302

      1 year ago

      i wouldnt like people thinking im takin pictures of them

    • 0

      the will

      1 year ago

      If you did the robot it would be so cool tho

    • 1

      reaperthesleeper

      9 months ago

      it'll sound like you're takin nudes of your girl

    • 0

      rafaelsolano387

      2 months ago

      How little do you fuckin' move? I chose the same option but I don't think you realize how much you move bro. Every step, nod glance, everything done with your body other than think is technically a movement. Including blinking. I agreed with you however, because I like robot noises.

  • 38

    nywies

    8 years ago

    dang i can't keep up with my blinking

  • 18

    BloodyKnives

    7 years ago

    Damn that would be so fuckin' cool

    • 2

      DuckTummy

      3 years ago

      Think of all the pranks you could do. Having sex? Make it sound like someone's snapping a picture of your/their mayonnaise.

  • 13

    finiteBytes

    7 years ago

    Who says I don't make robot noises already. Beep boop.

  • 12

    TiffanyEyes

    8 years ago

    I like that this one is completely split 50/50... Robot noises are way cooler and change more than a camera click

    • 4

      jmanaterjose

      7 years ago

      Dubstep man. Dubstep

    • 4

      Dudugs

      6 years ago

      I would dance the robot!!!

    • 5

      Bree

      3 years ago

      That would get annoying, plus you'd make a robot noise whenever you blinked anyways.

  • 9

    namnog

    7 years ago

    it would be aswome to make robot noise when i move so ya robots rule!

  • 7

    ignore_my_boner

    6 years ago

    camera shutters would be weird in a public bathroom

    • 0

      tiffany

      6 years ago

      just don't blink when you pee!

    • 1

      wartpig

      6 years ago

      that would be awesome. people would get all freaked out. then you canbe all "where is that cammera.... i think we are being watched ." and really mess with people. CHAOS

  • 7

    Minn23

    7 years ago

    you blink all the time: if you blink with camera sounds, that's that. If every time you move you make robot noises, it works for blinking too, since it's moving your eyes. ither just blinking or everything! THINK PEOPLE!

    • 5

      MarkTheGr8

      7 years ago

      no.. YOU think. First, blinking is not moving your eyes, it's moving your eyelids. Secondly, the question is obviously intended to mean move your whole body, such as walking a step, lift your arm etc.

    • 2

      ur_moms_mornin_kok

      7 years ago

      markthe8 is a fag

    • 2

      ur_moms_mornin_kok

      7 years ago

      @markthegr8 their gonna catch u masterbating like a homosexual robot

    • 1

      Dudugs

      6 years ago

      beep beep boop dem internert perverts beep beep boop

    • 1

      ErrMeGeerd

      4 years ago

      @MarkTheGr8 I think you're right. I dont think the guy who made the comment means every single thing when u move. But that also means that just cuz every body disagrees doesn't mean they get to make fun of you, swear at you, and say you do disgusting things when you probably don't. That is the problem with our society... Just because someone disagrees.

  • 6

    overtherainbow

    8 years ago

    I could be an awesome dancer, but i would just try to be still in meetings. you HAVE to blink....

  • 5

    i heart chainsaw

    7 years ago

    I would preffer both

  • 4

    Stacey

    7 years ago

    argh i clicked the wrong one, i meant to click the robot :(

  • 4

    Ryan

    7 years ago

    I could learn how to dance the Robot really well and go to Vegas and get famous.

  • 3

    chimichanga

    7 years ago

    That would be so cool

  • 3

    Jac Kight

    7 years ago

    It would be just like JP from grandma's boy. So it would be funny as shit.

  • 3

    Lisa

    8 years ago

    50/50! =O

  • 0

    gavin dewar

    4 days ago

    we blink all the time

  • 0

    john toole

    6 days ago

    how many stares can i get in one day

  • 2

    BenjaminShoe8

    3 years ago

    It would be so cool sounding like a camera!

  • 2

    yuvraj chhokar

    6 years ago

    Video gamers have it easier

  • 2

    TOASTER_JESUS

    6 years ago

    blinking is moving checkmate bitch

  • 2

    jasmg7

    7 years ago

    So awesome i can ruler of the robot dance!

  • 2

    Jaysus

    7 years ago

    At first i thought that both would be equally annoying, but then i remembered that modern day camera shutters are close to silent

  • 2

    grantaire

    7 years ago

    You can get around this with winking.

  • 2

    eggertnielson

    7 years ago

    I want both. Can I?

  • 2

    jazzhands

    7 years ago

    I messed up. Imagine how cool you would be when dancing, and having the robot noises sound.

    • 0

      ErrMeGeerd

      4 years ago

      Sorry i commented to the wrong comment. Is the one with Marktheg8

  • 1

    TalkaBout

    3 years ago

    You constantly move...BLINKING IS MOVING...IDIOTS

  • 1

    Austin

    3 years ago

    Robots can be silent so loophole

  • 1

    Laura

    3 years ago

    58% of people don't realise how fudging cool this would be!!

  • 1

    Fez

    4 years ago

    Domo Arigato, Mister Roboto!

  • 1

    ThePaintedLady

    5 years ago

    Keep the memories in your head lol

  • 1

    Kat

    5 years ago

    Just make them really, really, quietly.

  • 1

    Terrence

    5 years ago

    even blinking is a movement, checkmate noobs

  • 1

    Gir

    5 years ago

    Think about what happens when you try to sleep.

  • 1

    Rodney Bishop

    6 years ago

    YOU COULD BEAT-BOX WITH YOUR EYES!!!

  • 1

    sodmgbram

    6 years ago

    Try to be hot for a girl. When you wink she thinks you maked a picture of her boobs!

  • 1

    Shingeki

    6 years ago

    This would make masturbation much more fun.

  • 1

    the dark jester

    6 years ago

    i would use my powers for evil

  • 1

    EisbestNotCocky!

    6 years ago

    Think about it blink as much as u move !

  • 1

    DeadStupid

    6 years ago

    blinking is moving. Either you make noises constantly or just when blinking.

  • 1

    Smiler204

    6 years ago

    I cant even count how many times i gave seen this......

  • 1

    petterk98

    7 years ago

    at least u can sleep then

  • 1

    Airoe

    7 years ago

    BEEP BLORP BOOP MOTHEAFUCKA

  • 1

    Andres Zabala

    7 years ago

    Make Daft Punk sounds

  • 1

    Robert Pino

    7 years ago

    BEEP BOOP

  • 1

    May

    7 years ago

    its cool omg

  • 1

    StrongerTD

    7 years ago

    Every time my dad moves he makes robot noises lol

  • 1

    secondlastk

    7 years ago

    You would make everyone around you really paranoid

  • 1

    secondlastk

    7 years ago

    You would make everyone around you really paranoid

    • 0

      Efecan Duraçe

      6 years ago

      and everyone around you slap or punch you because they think you as a psycho or a pervert...

    • 0

      Efecan Duraçe

      6 years ago

      and everyone around you slap or punch you because they think you as a psycho or a pervert...

    • 1

      Efecan Duraçe

      6 years ago

      and everyone around you slap or punch you because they think you as a psycho or a pervert...

  • 1

    Matthew Robinson

    7 years ago

    That would be so much fun to blink!

  • 1

    Skylar

    7 years ago

    I'm a spy camera.

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