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  • 508

    Mandi

    9 years ago

    Both are bad, but I think a child would recover easier than an elderly person.

    • 177

      Dori Lees

      7 years ago

      ill feel bad for the elderly person but if that 7 year old was a jerk i would beat him up... so even way seven year old should get beat up the a elderly becaus ei bet one time that 7 year old didnt listen to his mom!!

    • 157

      Turchx

      7 years ago

      Eh, I think the old person would have lived life enough without being traumatized, I'd rather end a person who's life is nearing its end's life than ruin a young person's life

    • 64

      [email protected]

      7 years ago

      True, some 7 year olds round London have no respect so some would need a bit of beatings to get there heads right.

    • 10

      somewhiteguy

      6 years ago

      yeah same with Glasgow

    • 19

      Sarah

      6 years ago

      It can be my little sister

    • 29

      Sam

      6 years ago

      7 year olds suck :/

    • 19

      Turd Burglar 12345

      6 years ago

      77 year old has lived long enough.

    • 23

      Equinox

      6 years ago

      Im 11 i dont care

    • 11

      Turd Burglar 12345

      6 years ago

      The 77 year old has lived long enough!

    • 71

      Simon

      6 years ago

      the red retards above want to play fucking god, don't you have fucking morals, learn how to treat people you mentally disturbed people i don't know who has to beat the shit of you morons to make you realise that beating a 77 old person would probably cause his death and lets not forget that little timmy needs to learn his lesson because he is a little spoiled brat and you can connect everything like this... would you let a person beat up your grandparents which would probably cause their death or let your brother just get beaten up because i think that saving a life matters especially when it comes to people that can't defend themselves and by mentioning this i mean people that can't guard their lives. Think twice before you choose something morons before deciding to play god.

    • 37

      Franklin Chen

      6 years ago

      @Simon chill

    • 3

      myforce2001

      6 years ago

      you made me pick blue

    • 21

      Eden of the East

      6 years ago

      i would rather beat up a 7 year old, because I'm disgusted at being in this Generation, i saw an Elderly person on the web playing a sandbox game, and 15-16 year olds were swearing at him to get off when he used his MIC, so FUCK THIS GENERATION! THOSE 15 AND 16 YEAR OLD FUCKS NEED TO GO DIE!

    • 8

      daisydog

      6 years ago

      a child would be tramatized for life and a 77 would die

    • 9

      Mortis Pallor

      6 years ago

      If the child is arrogant then YES.

    • 6

      Wakka_Wakka

      6 years ago

      @mandi It would be funnier to punch a kid screaming YOLO!

    • 7

      PrinceJoseph123

      6 years ago

      I would bet up the kid if it was a little BRAT!

    • 10

      Boredbuttercup:)

      6 years ago

      The 7 year old would be traumatised. The 77 year old would have lived life long enough ...

    • 3

      Das Original

      6 years ago

      I agree.

    • 2

      Corey Chang

      6 years ago

      The kid might make fun of u and hit u and fight u so u have no choice

    • 6

      Gustavo Sánchez Coronel

      5 years ago

      THe 77 year old may have been an asshole during his life, so I wouldn't feel that bad in that case

    • 2

      Theorcofdead

      5 years ago

      about that 15/16 year olds need to die is the same as saying all adults need to die because there are some paedophiles... a few rotten apples spoil the whole load.

    • 5

      Xethycutty

      5 years ago

      You know children are weak and if they die, you ruined their childhood greatly.

    • 6

      AlphaFuse

      5 years ago

      You are basically ruining the life of a person that has been born few years ago while the aged one already experienced everything.

    • 3

      John Tanner

      5 years ago

      oh nice argument,bravo the "all kids are assholes" argument. I mean hes young,most little kids are stupid little pricks but they arent mature. Think about it,an old person is suffering enough already,they've lived long enough. But a 7 year old has yet to learn,i mean what do you expect a 7 year old in a business suit attending meetings kind of maturity from a kid? Just cause "they deserve it" doesn't mean its worth rotting in a prison for. If we beat up EVERY immature kid there wouldn't be one without bruises on their face.

    • 7

      kah

      5 years ago

      well im 14, so i'm allowed to kick another kid in the arse if i pisses me of enough :D

    • 2

      J3 Omega

      5 years ago

      @Simon I chose 7 uyear olds because I enjoy hurting children mentally and physically, but now that I see your logic of how old people would die if I beat them up, I'm changing my vote to beating up a 77 year old :D

    • 0

      Jian

      5 years ago

      I disagree its a 7 yr old

    • 0

      Iridescent

      5 years ago

      But the child would be traumatised and what if he developed a life long physical or mental condition that would ruin his life? Anyways I think that an old considerate person would give his life for a young, innocent person at his own will.

    • 0

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      70% would rather beat up children than old people?

    • 2

      Jakub Blaszczyk

      5 years ago

      @Turchx it never says you beat them to DEATH... it only says beat up and plus they never specify how badly you beat them up... maybe you just give them a black eye, not beat them up so hard you break their bones so they have to go to hospital ;_; some people here are psychopaths...

    • 3

      Evalgra

      4 years ago

      *beats up school bully* Suck it.

    • 0

      Satoshima

      3 years ago

      I feel like a bad person now! ;0; waaaaaaaaaa!

    • 2

      Jacob

      3 years ago

      my brother was bullied at school, the person was seven and I was 8. I broke his nose, and I'm 16 now… we're still in the same school and he is fearful of me.

    • 0

      SPY

      3 years ago

      No, no they wouldn't. If anything they would never recover.

    • 1

      Anonymous

      3 years ago

      Not if I beat the child to death....

    • 0

      Anonymous

      3 years ago

      Not if I beat the child to death....

    • 0

      Ezz El-Din Abo Kila

      3 years ago

      I beat up children a lot. They're my bro's friends.

    • 2

      AlexDude34

      3 years ago

      Im a kid.... I dont care if someone beats me up

    • 1

      Anounymous

      3 years ago

      Way rather punch the shit out of that little annoying kid that think his sooooo cool the only way a would fight a 77 yr old man where if he where a boxer and did know what he was doing...

    • 3

      Sonikku

      3 years ago

      Lol and 77-year olds don't ruin Call of duty

    • 0

      HardcoreTS

      3 years ago

      If its a whiny one.

    • 2

      TrollYandere

      3 years ago

      Imagine if that 7 year old is on of those kids who plays CoD....

    • 0

      Shadowofdestruction

      3 years ago

      I wouldn't beat up either of them. Why? Cuz it didn't say anything bout hiring people to do it for you

    • 0

      Nicholas Allison

      3 years ago

      No

    • 0

      Noah

      3 years ago

      I already done both

    • 0

      grima the giratina

      3 years ago

      Damn call of duty kids!

    • 0

      W. Wade

      3 years ago

      most 7 year olds are little jerks

    • 0

      Thomas Baja

      3 years ago

      Their are really annoying 7 year olds in my school

    • 0

      Dragon

      3 years ago

      Never Said Anything About Pretending It

    • 0

      snort101

      3 years ago

      i would hat to beat up an old guy ;-; XD

    • 0

      CHEESEY_POTATOES

      3 years ago

      It never said u have to punch hard :)

    • 0

      CHEESEY_POTATOES

      3 years ago

      It never said u have to punch hard :)

    • 0

      Fawn

      3 years ago

      I will beat up some eggs to make a cookies in the shape of a 7 year old boy

    • 0

      BlueBoss

      3 years ago

      and what if you were 7 as well. hmmmm?

    • 0

      BraZZers

      3 years ago

      69% want to hit a 7 year old.

    • 0

      Igg

      3 years ago

      Hey, whipersnapper, wanna fight me?!

    • 1

      da boss101

      2 years ago

      you wanna hit an old person that's monsterous but I hate annoying kids so that's fine

    • 0

      gregg

      2 years ago

      much easier and more fun XD

    • 0

      Space20

      2 years ago

      @Simon Right back at you sweetheart @Da boss101 That little kid doesnt know that he did something bad you brat.

    • 0

      jordan and jarvis

      2 years ago

      thats not a good idea but true

    • 0

      Node Kat

      2 years ago

      Fuck em fuck the 7 year old I don't like children any way (there is a lot of sarcasm in this comment)

    • 0

      why?

      2 years ago

      That the same thing i thought about

    • 0

      RandomPerson488

      2 years ago

      i like old people so 7 year old its is even though i'm only 12

    • 0

      shadowofdestruction

      2 years ago

      cry child cry

    • 0

      jason

      2 years ago

      he's almost a 12y

    • 0

      iBeLikeCR7

      2 years ago

      the 7 year old could be very annoying.If its that case i would beat the crap out of him.

    • 0

      NIKDM

      2 years ago

      I beat kids everyday, I'll also piss on his face

    • 0

      Awesomeness_1818

      2 years ago

      Can the 7yo be my sister?

    • 0

      The CommentSuperhero

      1 year ago

      I would beat up an old Nazi

    • 0

      Eleanor

      1 year ago

      What if it wasn't a human being or if it was someone like Hitler?

    • 0

      Minecrafter9

      11 months ago

      Yeah I agree + they didnt say how badly we had to beat them up so it could just be a push to the ground

    • 0

      Hobo boss

      7 months ago

      MMMM i have always hated that 7 year old

    • 0

      Logan

      7 months ago

      Protect the children!!!!!

    • 0

      CeramicG

      1 day ago

      if its an entilted kid, i would beat that kid to death.

  • 53

    zenie

    8 years ago

    kid probably deserved it...plenty of times where I've wanted to pop a 7-year-old right in the face

    • 4

      Sage Kindred

      6 years ago

      true dat homie

    • 0

      Jacob

      6 years ago

      I hope this happens to you one day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAcr5FqhGas

    • 1

      baabaa

      3 years ago

      Really? You sir are disgusting,most kids are pricks and deserve to be taught a lesson,but beating up an elderly is just wrong,what did they do to you?

    • 1

      Augustus Mayoki

      3 years ago

      The old person probably deserved it.... ive seen lots old men who are rapist.

    • 0

      name

      3 years ago

      baabaa what did the kid do to you?

    • 0

      Drew

      1 year ago

      thats exactly what i was thinking also

    • 0

      Minecrafter9

      11 months ago

      Jacob i tried the video link but it said video unavailible

  • 36

    tzk132

    8 years ago

    both are bad, but at least the 77 year old is less illegal than the 7 year old

    • 48

      Anthony

      7 years ago

      Yeah they are both bad but now (2012) most 7 year olds are asses

    • 13

      cozmincp

      7 years ago

      tzk132 You rather hit a person that is sick and die tommorow, than hitting a young bitch ?

    • 10

      Enzeru Youkai

      7 years ago

      lets think this way: would you rather beat a kid that has no KNOWLEDGE or a old awesome person with KNOWLEDGE? personnaly i think old people are badasses

    • 5

      andres562

      7 years ago

      That sick I hope your grandpa gets the fuck beat up by a 7 yr old

    • 2

      DJ 56codeword

      3 years ago

      No there both as bad so suck it !

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      4 months ago

      Seriously? Violence is violence, no matter how you look at it.

  • 30

    Julia

    7 years ago

    kids are assholes...

    • 2

      Morbid Mist

      6 years ago

      I could not agree enough. ⊙‿⊙

    • 4

      T.P.N

      6 years ago

      im going to hell (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜

    • 3

      Augustus Mayoki

      3 years ago

      Old people are perverts!

    • 0

      Tom980

      3 years ago

      Julia, you are an asshole

    • 1

      TrollYandere

      3 years ago

      ike, especially if you're a gamer...

    • 0

      Jalen

      2 years ago

      Except Clementine from Telltale`s The Walking Dead.

    • 0

      olive dot com

      1 year ago

      Well, there mind hasn't developed enough for them to understand what they are doing, but I honestly could not agree more...

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      4 months ago

      Especially 21st century children, because THEIR PARENTS DON'T DISCIPLINE THEM ENOUGH.

  • 18

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    I wouldnt want to fight Clint Eastwood and he's 80

  • 15

    Hazel

    7 years ago

    respect your elders

  • 15

    HoodHustla

    8 years ago

    Come on people, did everyone forget about Sock'em Boppers? I could kick a 7 year old's ass and not feel bad about it.

  • 14

    overtherainbow

    8 years ago

    I love the elderly. They are ususally very sweet. And when they're not, you should still be nice to them. They have put up with a lot of shit in their lives! And lemme just tell you, there have been so many times I have wanted to smack an obnoxious seven year old.

  • 13

    kieradee0526

    7 years ago

    kids annoy me around that age anyway...

    • 2

      AlphaFuse

      5 years ago

      Well, ruining a person's life at that stage is pretty critical. As much annoying as they can be you can stil avoid them and ignore them.

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      4 months ago

      @AlphaFuse Well, what if they start beating you up, and they don't stop, even if you tell them no?

  • 12

    atfinals

    8 years ago

    I don't know why.. but I feel like the kid could handle it.

    • 3

      1stwarror

      6 years ago

      Twist: They are paralyzed from the waist down and are severely depressed.

    • 1

      XYZinferno

      3 years ago

      Lets hope the seven year old deserved it...

  • 10

    wonderbung

    8 years ago

    I would go to jail longer if I beat up a kid. Also, there are many old bastards that deserve to get beaten up. An elderly child molester, say.

    • 5

      MarshManOriginal

      7 years ago

      There are also many children who deserve it.

    • 4

      Jacob

      6 years ago

      No, there is not one single child who deserves it.

    • 3

      ILoveLamp

      6 years ago

      Jacob kids do kill people there are kids who deserve the death penalty. I'm Canadian as well...

    • 1

      Jian

      5 years ago

      I've never seen a bitch 7 year old

    • 5

      Jacob

      5 years ago

      "there are kids who deserve the death penalty"?? You're crazy. No one deserves the death penalty, let alone kids whose brains aren't properly developed yet. Empathy doesn't develop fully until the age of 20. But lets hear it: at which age do you start blaming kids for what they're like, instead of their parents? 1? 2? 3?

    • 1

      baabaa

      3 years ago

      Still,there are children who do messed up things and do deserve it,you just haven't heard about them yet

    • 0

      Jack

      3 years ago

      That's just rude, and you would go to jail for a longer amount of time if you beat up an old person so...

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      4 months ago

      How about a 7 year old punk who loves to beat people just because? Beating them back is okay, KILLING them is not.

  • 10

    MsEmizzleFizzle

    8 years ago

    If I told the old guy the choice I had, I think he would understand. Unless he was kermudgity.

  • 7

    Yan Dice

    7 years ago

    If you beat up a child, he/she would be scarred for life. But if you beat a 77 year old, they have a higher chance to have deserved it. You don't see many 7 year olds who have once committed arson/murder/rape etc.

    • 11

      TROLOTRON

      7 years ago

      *facepalm* havent you seen todays generation im 12 years old and im sick of all these SWAG YOLO and little kids being assholes. I also hate the times of today, for example: Nirvana doesnt exist, Freddie Mercury is dead, Nicki Minaj, JB, 1D and all the douchebags in my school.

    • 5

      Jacob

      6 years ago

      If 7-year old kids aren't very nice, is that their own fault, and do they deserve medieval punishment? How about 4-year-olds? 2-year-olds? By the way, kids your age have listened to crap bands since the dawn of time. Nothing to do with today's generation. 7-year-olds did not invent "swag" or Justin Bieber. Those things were invented by people who want to earn money off kids. You can't expect someone who is only 7 years to be a considerate and sympathetic person. Their brains are only developing. Give them a chance in life. If they get beaten up, they will never have even been given a chance to be full, happy people.

    • 0

      Leimukai

      5 years ago

      You don't see many kids fighting in the army to save your lazy ass, Yan, now do you?

    • 0

      Jack

      3 years ago

      Yan Dice so your saying that every old person does that...?

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      4 months ago

      Well, I did almost punch an elderly lady for touching me without my permission; she touched me in a manner which I think is similar to sexual harassment, but you would think it would be valid if she was a man, instead (you hypocrite), but still, I. Just. Don't. Like. Being. Touched. PERIOD.

  • 6

    Ethan

    7 years ago

    Based on my experience in online gaming, bring it on.

  • 5

    finn

    5 years ago

    7year olds are spoiled fucking cunts who deserve to get beat up

  • 5

    Jacob Marchuk

    7 years ago

    This generation needs an ass who open

  • 5

    Azura Meta

    7 years ago

    The child could be scarred FOR LIFE. The old guy lived his life.

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      4 months ago

      Or dies. Either way, it is a lose-lose.

    • 0

      Jack3045

      3 months ago

      Were YOU scarred for life when your momma whooped you when you were a child NO

  • 5

    Autumn

    7 years ago

    Kid would probably be traumatized. At least at 77 they lived longer than a lot of people.

  • 5

    brian

    7 years ago

    The old person was going down anyways! A 7 year old can develop brain trauma and physical disabilities from a beat down!

  • 4

    artemis3

    5 years ago

    No one would hire me for babysitting anymore though....

  • 4

    daphne

    6 years ago

    A 7 year old has a whole life to go, the 77 already lives for 77 years

  • 4

    Amy Greaves

    7 years ago

    WOW! I can't believe soo many chose a child.

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      4 months ago

      I can't believe people would think elderly people DESERVE to get beat up. People are sick, these days.

  • 4

    UNIBOWZandRAINICORNZ

    7 years ago

    I HATE kids.

  • 4

    bachunderground

    7 years ago

    Less likely to scar the old person emotionally.

  • 4

    Mimi

    7 years ago

    The 77 year old probably picked a fight!

  • 4

    JXT

    7 years ago

    I'd like to beat up one of each. Actually maybe more than one of each.

  • 4

    Crissy

    7 years ago

    If it's a kid that deserves it, I'd have no problem.

    • 5

      gwen

      6 years ago

      why do so many people here condone child abuse? damn. my little sister is annoying.as.hell...but I wouldn't beat the kid up.

  • 3

    Angela Chan

    5 years ago

    I don't think most children 'deserve it' or most elderly 'have lived long enough' but a children has more life ahead of them than an old person, so I'm really measuring in how many years will I have ruined for them. And I honestly don't think some blue people know the effects and extent of getting beaten up, it's different from discipline. I'm pretty sure it isn't a just a belting to the butt or whatever. It bothers me how a few people from both sides think that children being annoying justifies child abuse, or how old people are 'useless and don't matter'.

  • 3

    Michael Murray

    6 years ago

    Since our next generation of kids are horrible, it easy for me to choose.

  • 3

    Ditladitlm

    6 years ago

    They are both bad, but I would go with the elderly person, as at least they would be a grown person old enough to know what they were doing if they chose to start a fight. I would only beat them up if they were physically capable and were hurting me, if it was in self-defense and I had no other choice but to fight back. I couldn't beat the shit out of a little kid. A spanking is one thing but beating the shit out of them?What is a little 7 year old, small, with pretty much no life experience, not anywhere near being fully mentally or physically developed going to do that would warrant an adult beating the shit out of them? On the other hand, if a good sized older person who should know better attacks me and is hurting me, I would have to fight back.

  • 3

    Jade Macagnan de Sim

    6 years ago

    i dont like kids

  • 3

    Ink

    7 years ago

    It builds character.

  • 3

    Aaron Meyers

    7 years ago

    Most 7 year olds are loud and annoying.

    • 1

      Jacob

      6 years ago

      That's because they're 7 years old.

    • 1

      baabaa

      3 years ago

      No,those are 5 year olds,and you realize if you beat up an elderly they would probably die right?

    • 0

      SPY

      3 years ago

      You do realize that if you beat up a kid it will traumatize them for their life right?

  • 3

    Anon

    7 years ago

    Anyone 9 and under these days are pricks.

  • 3

    Matthew

    7 years ago

    They will recover, you might kill an elderly person

  • 3

    [deleted]

    7 years ago

    A 7 year old has only been alive 7 years. He doesn't know anything. If a 77 year old hasn't learned anything in 77 years, there's obviously a problem somewhere.

  • 0

    windowslottery

    6 days ago

    I'll kick his little skull in the face.

  • 2

    Ruby Rose

    3 years ago

    I wouldn't feel as bad for beating up the little kid

  • 2

    James Gaming TV

    3 years ago

    I HIT THE WRONG ONE

  • 2

    Tristen Pavlou

    3 years ago

    Well if I did any of these is probably kill myself but a child has a future and you don't wanna ruin there's by beating them

  • 2

    Jesse Jinx

    3 years ago

    I hate kids

  • 2

    Julia

    6 years ago

    You're not gonna beat a 77 year old.... :'(

  • 2

    Renzo Oxales

    6 years ago

    No one said about not beating up an annoying 7year old

  • 2

    ChiengBang

    6 years ago

    7 year old probably thinks he has swag and yolo stuff. Plus he probably played cod. So definitely a 7 year old. Hands down

  • 2

    bocster99

    6 years ago

    lil shit

  • 2

    Nate

    6 years ago

    I would instill hatred into the child at a young age. as he grows up he would remember his stinging and humiliating defeat at my hands and it would motivate him to make himself strong and powerful to get revenge.

    • 0

      AlphaFuse

      5 years ago

      You know that there is a much bigger chance that you give him severe psychological traumas that can make him into either a horrible pice of shit that resolves situations with violence or traumatized and unsecured for the rest of his/her life? You may also give him a physical trauma

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      4 months ago

      You have a point. Ultimately, discipline is key.

  • 2

    Nicolas Garcia

    7 years ago

    I hate children

  • 2

    Mossy

    7 years ago

    There are some fucked up seven year olds these days.

  • 2

    Dori Lees

    7 years ago

    if you beat up an elderly i bet they can die mamby D;

  • 2

    chuck216

    7 years ago

    definitely the 77 year old.. child abuse is bad

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