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If you were and evil mastermind, would you rather...

62% Have your lair be underwater

38% Have your lair be in the side of a cliff

If you were and evil mastermind, would you rather...

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Have your lair be underwater
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Have your lair be in the side of a cliff

Which lair would you prefer

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  • 180

    projects8an

    5 years ago

    If it's an evil lair it needs to be hidden. Helicopters can fly by cliffs. Plus, the sharks with laser beams attached to their heads could protect my lair

    • 66

      Jared

      3 years ago

      1 drunk shark could shoot it at ur lair and the pressure would explode the facility

    • 73

      .......SUPRISE......

      3 years ago

      and just how will that shark get drunk who gives a shark whisky huh?

    • 15

      overtherainbow

      3 years ago

      Yeah, a DRUNK shark man. Fuck that.

    • 29

      Freq-Sho

      3 years ago

      Projects it says IN the side of a cliff not on it so it's hidden too. Plus I don't know of submarines or divers swimming around in the rock material of a cliff that could find it all

    • 11

      Jordan DeSimone

      3 years ago

      f you are basing this decision off a drunk shark, then you're crazy.

    • 12

      FragrantSkunk

      3 years ago

      Well my PTERODACTYLS WITH LASERS WILL DEFEND ME TILL DEATH!

    • 11

      Callan Steffensen

      3 years ago

      Sharks with FREEKIN' LASER BEAMS attached to their FREEKIN' HEAD!

    • 4

      SuperShaymin

      3 years ago

      @Callan It's spelled FREAKIN`

    • 4

      owlgrandecity

      2 years ago

      Freq-Sho you fucking idiot. It says "in the side" not "in side" -_-

    • 3

      Theorcofdead

      2 years ago

      This just makes me think of Austin Powers....

    • 2

      Khalfani Wadlington

      2 years ago

      How Awesome would it look falling backwards of a cliff

    • 8

      Oh Snap

      2 years ago

      WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE

    • 2

      glitchface

      2 years ago

      i actually have freaking sharks with freaking lasers attached to their freaking heads

    • 2

      rammsteinfan

      1 year ago

      I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

    • 2

      Utah G

      1 year ago

      harder to attack

    • 2

      Noah Borch

      1 year ago

      Did u get that from hse(hungry skark evolution)

    • 1

      Noah Borch

      1 year ago

      Did u get that from hse(hungry skark evolution)

    • 1

      Utah G

      1 year ago

      i loled at the drunk shark idea

    • 2

      Anoos

      5 months ago

      Think about it, have the MOTHERFUCKING BATCAVE IN A FUCKING CLIFF, or be plain old boring ass Aquaman? FUCKING BATMAN ALL THE WAY

    • 2

      Irene

      4 months ago

      The sharks don't have to be drunk, they just have to look in the direction of the lair

    • 2

      DerpFace92

      3 months ago

      Plus, your enemies can drown just trying to get to your lair!

    • 1

      Liv

      3 months ago

      @anoos ur being so byass it's not even funny -_-

    • 1

      Jbear50

      2 months ago

      this is actually safer. if an earthquake happens in either of these situations the underwater one is more likely not to break apart

    • 0

      kittyGamer 101

      2 months ago

      true

    • 1

      *Savage* don't forget it

      2 months ago

      I thought it said underwear *facepalms

    • 1

      Jerry 2.0

      2 months ago

      Under the sea

    • 0

      Burrito52

      2 months ago

      #legomovie

    • 0

      R-Dizzle

      2 months ago

      TONY STARCH

    • 0

      360noscoper55

      1 month ago

      SHARK WITH FRICKIN' LASERS ON THERE HEADS!!!!!

  • 45

    tzk132

    5 years ago

    think of the view, plus your lair wouldn't need to replenish on oxygen and supplies every so often, if it was in a cliff you could just have a constant supply going

    • 14

      Joe Lee

      3 years ago

      A submarine constantly recycles its air. A sub can remain underwater indefinitely. It's only limitation is food. Same would go for underwater lair.

    • 5

      Kaili

      3 years ago

      You do realize that this never said it was in a submarine or a place that could have air. It just said underwater.

    • 13

      rmdx

      3 years ago

      It never said it couldn't.

    • 3

      shaneac

      3 years ago

      Have a greenhouse in your underwater lair, the plants will give water. But use plants that need little sunlight.

    • 2

      shaneac

      3 years ago

      The plants will give air, not water*

    • 1

      Eric AskewSomethin

      2 years ago

      @phaneac less sunlight = less photosynthetic properties in most to all cases

    • 0

      Eric AskewSomethin

      2 years ago

      Shaneac* Damn fingers

    • 2

      The Dark Knight

      2 years ago

      If you were on the side of the cliff, you would be exposed more than you would if you were underwater.

    • 2

      Oh Snap

      2 years ago

      What, do you have an Asda or Walmart by your cliff or something?

    • 0

      Faris

      2 years ago

      I'll break the supports under your lair......... I win

    • 0

      paunchy

      2 years ago

      Oh no a landslide

    • 0

      Diego

      1 year ago

      Ya but your lair could be stationed under water or be like the lair in GIJoe at one of the poles

    • 0

      XxLara05xX

      4 months ago

      Good point, but with one push you could be tumbling of the edge of the cliff! (Just saying)

    • 0

      Zer0

      2 months ago

      Yo reds (not communists) think about erosion which would make you fall to your death OR lose your laboratory

    • 0

      Zer0

      2 months ago

      Yo reds (not communists) think about erosion which would make you fall to your death OR lose your laboratory

    • 0

      Ravenclaw God

      2 months ago

      But if you grow tired of a prisoner just eject them out and their body will basically implode- IT WILL BE SO BEAUTIFUL- speaking as a villain of course

    • 0

      Adam Csontos

      1 month ago

      It's only a lair, which means you don't have to live there and can come out whenever you want to.

  • 9

    Cassmonsta

    3 years ago

    Have fun with your 'great view' in a totally obvious location while im in the ocean floor, fucking hard to find, chilling with ariel and flounder.

  • 9

    Conor Bush

    3 years ago

    would you kindly?

  • 5

    MarkTheGr8

    4 years ago

    Easy to find a lair in a cliff? Answer me this. Who's the hide and seek champion from 2001 to 2011? tzk132's point convinced me. Though it sounds cool to have an underwater lair, you'd need to stock up on oxygen, and I think it's pretty easy to track people who once in a while orders large amounts of oxygentanks.

    • 3

      theTexan

      3 years ago

      You wouldn't need tanks you could recycle air or use vents

  • 4

    Bob Barker

    3 years ago

    WHHHHHOOOOOO, lives in a pineapple under the sea?!

  • 4

    kevin

    3 years ago

    if it was on a cliff they could get a giant truck then try to push it off

    • 4

      God of Knowledge

      3 years ago

      In this scenario, the base is in the side of the cliff, not resting on top.

  • 4

    thatguy

    4 years ago

    if your lairs on the side of a cliff... cliff gives out and your lairs gonna be under water

  • 3

    HoodHustla

    4 years ago

    One word, "Puncture"

    • 1

      lonewolf

      3 years ago

      every section could be sealed off to stop water, doors open with scuba gear, and then open a hatch and swim out.

    • 2

      Denivire

      3 years ago

      BUT if you were deep enough, trying to "swim out" would just crush you.

  • 1

    Matsku014

    2 months ago

    lair on a cliff is maybe easier to find but you at least you don't blow up under pressure of sea and you can just make some secret door to safety tunnels if someone finds it

  • 0

    M_C_Cookies

    3 days ago

    I don't know why I chose this.

  • 0

    nickea

    1 week ago

    It would be like bikini bottom

  • 0

    James Jones

    1 week ago

    Under water qould be way better i could see a pretty fishy

  • 0

    Richard

    1 week ago

    because In the side of a cliff. Also sending EMP's around me so nobody can quickly drill trough.

  • 2

    Alirowlando

    2 years ago

    At first , i thought it said : “ if you were masterbating , would you rather ... "

  • 0

    Petor

    1 week ago

    define epic

  • 0

    stuff

    1 week ago

    1 word. I LOVE WATER. wait... isnt that... nope. its definately 1 word

  • 2

    Arthur Gomes

    3 years ago

    RAPTURE

  • 1

    Alex of Bree

    4 months ago

    I have minecraft, I can have both

    • 0

      Jenny

      1 month ago

      What does minecraft have anything to do with the what if question

  • 2

    transparent

    3 years ago

    Side of a cliff. Waterfall entrance perhaps. :3

  • 2

    A Random Spaz

    3 years ago

    Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom

  • 2

    aaliyahs

    4 years ago

    whales would live outside your lair. awwwwwwww.

  • 0

    Hayley Hood

    1 week ago

    I want the Goblin King's lair, from the movie Labyrinth. RIP; David Bowie.

  • 0

    FreemixOnYouTube

    1 week ago

    they never said the cliff couldn't be an inch off the ground...

  • 1

    Jordan

    4 months ago

    Me like waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr under thje sea

  • 0

    Chooses13

    1 week ago

    Step 1) Don't build it out of glass like an idiot Step 2) Greenhouse for air (Use sunlight LED panels to replace the sun) Step 3) Divide it into sections separated by air tight seals so i don't lose everything the first time we have a security breach Step 4) Bury under a thin layer of dirt to hide better Step 5) Geothermal energy And Last) FINALLY Have a good reason to engineer laser sharks

  • 1

    Devin Swatzell

    5 months ago

    be super secret

  • 0

    Cute'N'Creamy

    2 weeks ago

    Don;t want that pressure killing me. I suppose it doesn't have to be deep underwater, bur there are still a lot of dangers to the whole water thing. Also sharks are skurry. But being underwater is better camouflauge to sattelite and the public...tough one.

  • 0

    Will Pipes

    2 weeks ago

    And call it Rapture

  • 0

    Meyling

    3 weeks ago

    Protect me my stingrays!! ..Please?

  • 0

    CamDaGamer

    3 weeks ago

    Free security.

  • 0

    Pup

    3 weeks ago

    Things like sonar or other locating methods could find you in the cliff but in the water you have higher density which makes sonar and other locating methods less effective if nor completely neutralizing the threat.

  • 0

    Gabriel Ramirez

    3 weeks ago

    The under water would be bigger than the mountain one fact plus sciencetist can find underwater you get the point i dont have time for this im watching tv

  • 0

    pro

    4 weeks ago

    Divers would fucking find you I can't believe how fucking stupid you are oh ya Miley Cyrus is a fucking bitch

  • 0

    Staceysquid

    1 month ago

    Side of a cliff? Minecraft all over again!

  • 0

    Steven

    1 month ago

    I'd rather not see a fucking shark outside my fucking window

  • 0

    CannoliGuy

    1 month ago

    Like minecraft like supervillian

  • 1

    Leo

    1 year ago

    My dumbass read "underwear" i laughed for 2 mins straight.

  • 0

    ninjamanatee200

    1 month ago

    sounds like minecraft lol

  • 0

    Gage Roberts

    1 month ago

    Walk off the cliff no thanks

  • 1

    balefirephoenix42

    2 years ago

    Welcome to Rapture

  • 0

    Henry

    1 month ago

    one crack your dead and in all movies the big window camouflaged and underground

  • 0

    starfireplays

    1 month ago

    What if it broke from pressure?

  • 0

    starfireplays

    1 month ago

    What if it broke from pressure?

    • 0

      Jenny

      1 month ago

      Dude indestructible walls means the wall is impossible to destroy

  • 0

    Jenny

    1 month ago

    I'd just have my lair protected by indestructible walls all around my lair and you'd have to say a correct password to get through the walls.

  • 1

    SassySocks

    2 years ago

    It would be so cool

  • 0

    Satan

    1 month ago

    Both, in the cliff, behind a waterfall.

  • 1

    Danny Monollock Hill

    3 years ago

    both a really bad choices! underwater costs alot to maintain and when the good guy bursts in you got sharks ready to come in, on the side of a cliff all the good guy needs to do is fuck with the supports and you're screwed

  • 1

    Alex

    3 years ago

    A lair underwater is pretty fucking cool. why would I choose that under off a cliff?

  • 1

    Devyn Dasilva

    3 years ago

    Under water lair: only simple defenses such as sea mines and auto turrets within base (if you have henchman than subs and patrol boats.) Cliff side lair: anti air weapons, artillery, anti sea weapons, anti armor weapons (tanks), tanks planes, land mines, and auto turrets. Oh, and who said this cliff isn't next to the ocean ;p ( subs , sea mines, patrol boats).

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