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If you were and evil mastermind, would you rather...

62% Have your lair be underwater

38% Have your lair be in the side of a cliff

If you were and evil mastermind, would you rather...

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Have your lair be underwater
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Have your lair be in the side of a cliff

Which lair would you prefer

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  • 163

    projects8an

    4 years ago

    If it's an evil lair it needs to be hidden. Helicopters can fly by cliffs. Plus, the sharks with laser beams attached to their heads could protect my lair

    • 59

      Jared

      3 years ago

      1 drunk shark could shoot it at ur lair and the pressure would explode the facility

    • 66

      .......SUPRISE......

      3 years ago

      and just how will that shark get drunk who gives a shark whisky huh?

    • 12

      overtherainbow

      3 years ago

      Yeah, a DRUNK shark man. Fuck that.

    • 27

      Freq-Sho

      3 years ago

      Projects it says IN the side of a cliff not on it so it's hidden too. Plus I don't know of submarines or divers swimming around in the rock material of a cliff that could find it all

    • 11

      Jordan DeSimone

      3 years ago

      f you are basing this decision off a drunk shark, then you're crazy.

    • 11

      FragrantSkunk

      3 years ago

      Well my PTERODACTYLS WITH LASERS WILL DEFEND ME TILL DEATH!

    • 10

      Callan Steffensen

      3 years ago

      Sharks with FREEKIN' LASER BEAMS attached to their FREEKIN' HEAD!

    • 4

      SuperShaymin

      2 years ago

      @Callan It's spelled FREAKIN`

    • 4

      owlgrandecity

      2 years ago

      Freq-Sho you fucking idiot. It says "in the side" not "in side" -_-

    • 3

      Theorcofdead

      2 years ago

      This just makes me think of Austin Powers....

    • 2

      Khalfani Wadlington

      2 years ago

      How Awesome would it look falling backwards of a cliff

    • 6

      Oh Snap

      2 years ago

      WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE

    • 1

      glitchface

      2 years ago

      i actually have freaking sharks with freaking lasers attached to their freaking heads

    • 1

      rammsteinfan

      1 year ago

      I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

    • 2

      Utah G

      1 year ago

      harder to attack

    • 2

      Noah Borch

      1 year ago

      Did u get that from hse(hungry skark evolution)

    • 1

      Noah Borch

      1 year ago

      Did u get that from hse(hungry skark evolution)

    • 1

      Utah G

      11 months ago

      i loled at the drunk shark idea

    • 2

      Anoos

      2 months ago

      Think about it, have the MOTHERFUCKING BATCAVE IN A FUCKING CLIFF, or be plain old boring ass Aquaman? FUCKING BATMAN ALL THE WAY

    • 1

      Irene

      1 month ago

      The sharks don't have to be drunk, they just have to look in the direction of the lair

    • 1

      DerpFace92

      1 month ago

      Plus, your enemies can drown just trying to get to your lair!

    • 1

      Liv

      2 weeks ago

      @anoos ur being so byass it's not even funny -_-

    • 0

      Jbear50

      1 week ago

      this is actually safer. if an earthquake happens in either of these situations the underwater one is more likely not to break apart

    • 0

      kittyGamer 101

      2 days ago

      true

  • 44

    tzk132

    5 years ago

    think of the view, plus your lair wouldn't need to replenish on oxygen and supplies every so often, if it was in a cliff you could just have a constant supply going

    • 14

      Joe Lee

      3 years ago

      A submarine constantly recycles its air. A sub can remain underwater indefinitely. It's only limitation is food. Same would go for underwater lair.

    • 5

      Kaili

      3 years ago

      You do realize that this never said it was in a submarine or a place that could have air. It just said underwater.

    • 13

      rmdx

      3 years ago

      It never said it couldn't.

    • 2

      shaneac

      3 years ago

      Have a greenhouse in your underwater lair, the plants will give water. But use plants that need little sunlight.

    • 1

      shaneac

      3 years ago

      The plants will give air, not water*

    • 1

      Eric AskewSomethin

      2 years ago

      @phaneac less sunlight = less photosynthetic properties in most to all cases

    • 0

      Eric AskewSomethin

      2 years ago

      Shaneac* Damn fingers

    • 2

      The Dark Knight

      2 years ago

      If you were on the side of the cliff, you would be exposed more than you would if you were underwater.

    • 2

      Oh Snap

      2 years ago

      What, do you have an Asda or Walmart by your cliff or something?

    • 0

      Faris

      2 years ago

      I'll break the supports under your lair......... I win

    • 0

      paunchy

      1 year ago

      Oh no a landslide

    • 0

      Diego

      1 year ago

      Ya but your lair could be stationed under water or be like the lair in GIJoe at one of the poles

    • 0

      XxLara05xX

      2 months ago

      Good point, but with one push you could be tumbling of the edge of the cliff! (Just saying)

  • 8

    Cassmonsta

    3 years ago

    Have fun with your 'great view' in a totally obvious location while im in the ocean floor, fucking hard to find, chilling with ariel and flounder.

  • 7

    Conor Bush

    3 years ago

    would you kindly?

  • 1

    Matsku014

    5 days ago

    lair on a cliff is maybe easier to find but you at least you don't blow up under pressure of sea and you can just make some secret door to safety tunnels if someone finds it

  • 5

    MarkTheGr8

    4 years ago

    Easy to find a lair in a cliff? Answer me this. Who's the hide and seek champion from 2001 to 2011? tzk132's point convinced me. Though it sounds cool to have an underwater lair, you'd need to stock up on oxygen, and I think it's pretty easy to track people who once in a while orders large amounts of oxygentanks.

    • 3

      theTexan

      3 years ago

      You wouldn't need tanks you could recycle air or use vents

  • 4

    Bob Barker

    3 years ago

    WHHHHHOOOOOO, lives in a pineapple under the sea?!

  • 4

    kevin

    3 years ago

    if it was on a cliff they could get a giant truck then try to push it off

    • 4

      God of Knowledge

      3 years ago

      In this scenario, the base is in the side of the cliff, not resting on top.

  • 4

    thatguy

    4 years ago

    if your lairs on the side of a cliff... cliff gives out and your lairs gonna be under water

  • 1

    Alex of Bree

    1 month ago

    I have minecraft, I can have both

  • 3

    HoodHustla

    4 years ago

    One word, "Puncture"

    • 1

      lonewolf

      3 years ago

      every section could be sealed off to stop water, doors open with scuba gear, and then open a hatch and swim out.

    • 2

      Denivire

      3 years ago

      BUT if you were deep enough, trying to "swim out" would just crush you.

  • 1

    Jordan

    2 months ago

    Me like waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr under thje sea

  • 1

    Devin Swatzell

    2 months ago

    be super secret

  • 0

    xXSinxReaperz

    1 day ago

    did anyone think about an earthquake honestly on the side of a cliff there would be an earthquake and you would die

  • 0

    LastStandSpidey

    2 days ago

    YEAH ! TONY STARK

  • 0

    iw110781

    2 days ago

    Iron man anyone?

  • 0

    Matsku014

    5 days ago

    I have always loved cliff lairs and houses

  • 0

    VelocityRaptor28

    5 days ago

    its hidden and i get a LOVELY ocean view PLUS i get a nice access to sharks so theres that

  • 0

    Pool0509

    6 days ago

    What the guy below said plus you can be like Dr. Evil

  • 0

    Daniel

    6 days ago

    Mesa Verde, anyone?

  • 0

    ryan_straley

    1 week ago

    Use Plants that use Chemosynthesis so the only need heat. Then give them the salt water. Then they will give you air so all you need is food

  • 2

    Arthur Gomes

    2 years ago

    RAPTURE

  • 0

    Nicky

    1 week ago

    If you were underwater you'd drown and it's easier to invent a plane then a submarine with all that pressure and you'd look awesome flying threw the ale dropping bombs everywhere

  • 0

    zenith

    1 week ago

    no one will find me.

  • 2

    transparent

    3 years ago

    Side of a cliff. Waterfall entrance perhaps. :3

  • 2

    A Random Spaz

    3 years ago

    Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom

  • 0

    nikosdomain

    2 weeks ago

    Dem views

  • 0

    Umbrex

    2 weeks ago

    If i have a lair, this implies i am capable of making an underwater lair, and able to make it withstand great pressures.. i could put myself in the Mariana Trench and simply make trips around to get food, distilled water, and to the surfact to get air.

  • 0

    MaxvonLohausen

    2 weeks ago

    Under the North Pole ice cap

  • 0

    Hunter35022

    2 weeks ago

    I think the lair would be drilled into the side of a cliff not just on it

  • 0

    Brendan Taylor

    2 weeks ago

    Easily lair with hang gliders and parachutes .. And a elevator back to the top.

  • 0

    Aidan

    2 weeks ago

    Plus there wouldn't be any internet under water

  • 0

    Anthony Aponte

    2 weeks ago

    Ur lair could be in a submarine

  • 0

    monty4248

    3 weeks ago

    Under water, I can Construct a SHARKNADO

  • 0

    UltraLegoGamer

    4 weeks ago

    Well, I'm not drowning.

  • 0

    Serpentsting

    4 weeks ago

    if you have a lair on a cliff you could be like the Navajo

  • 0

    ExSummer

    1 month ago

    TONY STARK

  • 0

    Snoop Doug

    1 month ago

    Throw people off the edge of my cliff lair...Lol-Cliff "Lair (Hanger)"

  • 0

    David Woodby

    1 month ago

    Iron man

  • 0

    OfManyThings

    1 month ago

    I can have an elevator leading up to the top so that I can have a downhill chase with whomever my enemy is down the mountainside roads. AKA Touge battle!

  • 0

    SamZe

    1 month ago

    cliffs collapse... the sea does not

  • 0

    Ally

    1 month ago

    I choose underwater because I love swimming and such and in the side of a cliff? It may be pretty view but I'd rather be underwater where I feel lovely.

  • 0

    Arctic Wolf

    1 month ago

    A lair in the side a of a cliff would be cool and less expensive plus you would have a great vantage point for seeing anyone coming or to shoot from. And if your base is underwater you can't see very far out and there would be the problem of getting out or making enough oxygen.

  • 0

    Angry Cookie

    1 month ago

    underwater you would drown, on a cliff its to dangerous to enter because of debris and obstacles.

  • 0

    Dogler

    1 month ago

    Ok if the lair was under water there would be glass and one hole in the glass means bye bye lair. If you were on a cliff you could be somewhere secluded and have a great view of anyone heading your way

  • 0

    Dean Aiman

    1 month ago

    Build The City of Rapture like Bioshock.

  • 0

    Padfoot

    1 month ago

    Dr. Gero

  • 0

    LegoMania27

    1 month ago

    Iron Man's house was on the side of a cliff, so why can't mine?

  • 0

    Bodil40fan4life

    1 month ago

    NAHH

  • 1

    Leo

    1 year ago

    My dumbass read "underwear" i laughed for 2 mins straight.

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