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If you were and evil mastermind, would you rather...

Have your lair be underwater

Have your lair be in the side of a cliff

If you were and evil mastermind, would you rather...

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Have your lair be in the side of a cliff

Which lair would you prefer

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  • 123

    projects8an

    4 years ago

    If it's an evil lair it needs to be hidden. Helicopters can fly by cliffs. Plus, the sharks with laser beams attached to their heads could protect my lair

    • 40

      Jared

      3 years ago

      1 drunk shark could shoot it at ur lair and the pressure would explode the facility

    • 52

      .......SUPRISE......

      3 years ago

      and just how will that shark get drunk who gives a shark whisky huh?

    • 7

      overtherainbow

      3 years ago

      Yeah, a DRUNK shark man. Fuck that.

    • 25

      Freq-Sho

      3 years ago

      Projects it says IN the side of a cliff not on it so it's hidden too. Plus I don't know of submarines or divers swimming around in the rock material of a cliff that could find it all

    • 8

      Jordan DeSimone

      2 years ago

      f you are basing this decision off a drunk shark, then you're crazy.

    • 9

      FragrantSkunk

      2 years ago

      Well my PTERODACTYLS WITH LASERS WILL DEFEND ME TILL DEATH!

    • 6

      Callan Steffensen

      2 years ago

      Sharks with FREEKIN' LASER BEAMS attached to their FREEKIN' HEAD!

    • 3

      SuperShaymin

      2 years ago

      @Callan It's spelled FREAKIN`

    • 3

      owlgrandecity

      2 years ago

      Freq-Sho you fucking idiot. It says "in the side" not "in side" -_-

    • 2

      Theorcofdead

      2 years ago

      This just makes me think of Austin Powers....

    • 1

      Khalfani Wadlington

      2 years ago

      How Awesome would it look falling backwards of a cliff

    • 3

      Oh Snap

      1 year ago

      WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE

    • 0

      glitchface

      1 year ago

      i actually have freaking sharks with freaking lasers attached to their freaking heads

    • 0

      rammsteinfan

      1 year ago

      I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

    • 0

      Utah G

      1 year ago

      harder to attack

    • 0

      Noah Borch

      1 year ago

      Did u get that from hse(hungry skark evolution)

    • 0

      Noah Borch

      1 year ago

      Did u get that from hse(hungry skark evolution)

    • 0

      Utah G

      6 months ago

      i loled at the drunk shark idea

  • 37

    tzk132

    4 years ago

    think of the view, plus your lair wouldn't need to replenish on oxygen and supplies every so often, if it was in a cliff you could just have a constant supply going

    • 13

      Joe Lee

      3 years ago

      A submarine constantly recycles its air. A sub can remain underwater indefinitely. It's only limitation is food. Same would go for underwater lair.

    • 4

      Kaili

      2 years ago

      You do realize that this never said it was in a submarine or a place that could have air. It just said underwater.

    • 12

      rmdx

      2 years ago

      It never said it couldn't.

    • 2

      shaneac

      2 years ago

      Have a greenhouse in your underwater lair, the plants will give water. But use plants that need little sunlight.

    • 0

      shaneac

      2 years ago

      The plants will give air, not water*

    • 0

      Eric AskewSomethin

      2 years ago

      @phaneac less sunlight = less photosynthetic properties in most to all cases

    • 0

      Eric AskewSomethin

      2 years ago

      Shaneac* Damn fingers

    • 2

      The Dark Knight

      1 year ago

      If you were on the side of the cliff, you would be exposed more than you would if you were underwater.

    • 2

      Oh Snap

      1 year ago

      What, do you have an Asda or Walmart by your cliff or something?

    • 0

      Faris

      1 year ago

      I'll break the supports under your lair......... I win

    • 0

      paunchy

      1 year ago

      Oh no a landslide

    • 0

      Diego

      11 months ago

      Ya but your lair could be stationed under water or be like the lair in GIJoe at one of the poles

  • 7

    Cassmonsta

    2 years ago

    Have fun with your 'great view' in a totally obvious location while im in the ocean floor, fucking hard to find, chilling with ariel and flounder.

  • 7

    Conor Bush

    2 years ago

    would you kindly?

  • 4

    Bob Barker

    2 years ago

    WHHHHHOOOOOO, lives in a pineapple under the sea?!

  • 4

    kevin

    3 years ago

    if it was on a cliff they could get a giant truck then try to push it off

    • 2

      God of Knowledge

      3 years ago

      In this scenario, the base is in the side of the cliff, not resting on top.

  • 4

    MarkTheGr8

    4 years ago

    Easy to find a lair in a cliff? Answer me this. Who's the hide and seek champion from 2001 to 2011? tzk132's point convinced me. Though it sounds cool to have an underwater lair, you'd need to stock up on oxygen, and I think it's pretty easy to track people who once in a while orders large amounts of oxygentanks.

    • 2

      theTexan

      2 years ago

      You wouldn't need tanks you could recycle air or use vents

  • 3

    thatguy

    3 years ago

    if your lairs on the side of a cliff... cliff gives out and your lairs gonna be under water

  • 3

    HoodHustla

    4 years ago

    One word, "Puncture"

    • 1

      lonewolf

      2 years ago

      every section could be sealed off to stop water, doors open with scuba gear, and then open a hatch and swim out.

    • 2

      Denivire

      2 years ago

      BUT if you were deep enough, trying to "swim out" would just crush you.

  • 2

    Arthur Gomes

    2 years ago

    RAPTURE

  • 2

    transparent

    3 years ago

    Side of a cliff. Waterfall entrance perhaps. :3

  • 2

    A Random Spaz

    3 years ago

    Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom

  • 1

    Leo

    1 year ago

    My dumbass read "underwear" i laughed for 2 mins straight.

  • 1

    SassySocks

    1 year ago

    It would be so cool

  • 1

    Danny Monollock Hill

    2 years ago

    both a really bad choices! underwater costs alot to maintain and when the good guy bursts in you got sharks ready to come in, on the side of a cliff all the good guy needs to do is fuck with the supports and you're screwed

  • 1

    Alex

    2 years ago

    A lair underwater is pretty fucking cool. why would I choose that under off a cliff?

  • 1

    Devyn Dasilva

    2 years ago

    Under water lair: only simple defenses such as sea mines and auto turrets within base (if you have henchman than subs and patrol boats.) Cliff side lair: anti air weapons, artillery, anti sea weapons, anti armor weapons (tanks), tanks planes, land mines, and auto turrets. Oh, and who said this cliff isn't next to the ocean ;p ( subs , sea mines, patrol boats).

  • 1

    aero90

    2 years ago

    Am I the only one that read that as underwear ಠ_ಠ

  • 1

    BenySLO

    2 years ago

    string and = "an";

  • 1

    Kevan Donais

    2 years ago

    I'd rather have the nice view

  • 1

    SanAndreas

    2 years ago

    I will go for the cliff.. Who wants to wake up to goddamm ferry every morning..

  • 1

    PyroStorm

    2 years ago

    I don't want my lair to be exactly underwater...how about deep in the Antarctic ice cap?

    • 0

      theTexan

      2 years ago

      It's technically just frozen water, so I don't see why not.

  • 1

    Tori Gilbert

    3 years ago

    This reminds me of minecraft...

  • 1

    Madi60517

    3 years ago

    I'm ready to bungee jump.

  • 1

    Nick65

    3 years ago

    Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom...

  • 1

    aaliyahs

    4 years ago

    whales would live outside your lair. awwwwwwww.

  • 0

    NoName

    2 months ago

    That way, I could easily protect my EHEHEHEHEHE.

  • 0

    Cabooscore

    2 months ago

    unwaterlair badass

  • 0

    Charles Pry

    2 months ago

    Elsewhere in the legion of doom

  • 0

    Llama

    3 months ago

    Dont want it to fall off.

  • 0

    Marco Trasvina

    4 months ago

    Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom

  • 0

    Quiz-master///2

    5 months ago

    Underwater mansion, mwahahaha!

  • 0

    Vitor

    5 months ago

    i could have a great view, plus i could get mail

  • 0

    Jacob Stuart

    10 months ago

    Id rather it being in lava

  • 0

    kep

    11 months ago

    Dont like someone throw them off your lair

  • 0

    Mehrunes_Dagon654

    11 months ago

    Holy.. I read underwater as underwear. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEE???

  • 0

    fuckdapolice

    11 months ago

    Under water #sircrocodilestyle

  • 0

    MythicRare

    11 months ago

    I'd prefer a volcano, but undersea is my second choice.

  • 0

    that guy

    1 year ago

    It's says "and" ...not ..."an"

  • 0

    Zspy1114

    1 year ago

    Landslide. Bye bye lair

  • 0

    Sarah Strobel

    1 year ago

    But that view tho

  • 0

    QwertymanO07

    1 year ago

    (Read: Black Mesa)

  • 0

    mikemosc123

    1 year ago

    Bioshock motha fuckas!!!

  • 0

    Pter12349

    1 year ago

    Tony stark had his house at the edge of a cliff and they blowed it up sooo

  • 0

    ohhhhhh

    1 year ago

    Hi

  • 0

    Xenotech2000

    1 year ago

    For all the people saying the base would be obvious, the question says in the side of a cliff, not on the side of a cliff. If it was inside, it would be completely concealed.

  • 0

    mermaid the siren

    1 year ago

    I want one underwater after seeing the incredibles.

  • 0

    Ninjaboss1313

    1 year ago

    sounds a lot cooler than looking out a window and pucking.

  • 0

    Tommy Rowe

    1 year ago

    I was stuck both are pretty awesome im thinking of when i was a kid and always wanting a awesome secret lair

  • 0

    Leo

    1 year ago

    Lovely view; people fall off cliffs all the time. But a fishy view would also be nice. ;-)

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