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If you were and evil mastermind, would you rather...

62% Have your lair be underwater

38% Have your lair be in the side of a cliff

If you were and evil mastermind, would you rather...

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Have your lair be underwater
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Have your lair be in the side of a cliff

Which lair would you prefer

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  • 249

    projects8an

    6 years ago

    If it's an evil lair it needs to be hidden. Helicopters can fly by cliffs. Plus, the sharks with laser beams attached to their heads could protect my lair

    • 91

      Jared

      4 years ago

      1 drunk shark could shoot it at ur lair and the pressure would explode the facility

    • 103

      .......SUPRISE......

      4 years ago

      and just how will that shark get drunk who gives a shark whisky huh?

    • 23

      overtherainbow

      4 years ago

      Yeah, a DRUNK shark man. Fuck that.

    • 35

      Freq-Sho

      4 years ago

      Projects it says IN the side of a cliff not on it so it's hidden too. Plus I don't know of submarines or divers swimming around in the rock material of a cliff that could find it all

    • 17

      Jordan DeSimone

      4 years ago

      f you are basing this decision off a drunk shark, then you're crazy.

    • 17

      FragrantSkunk

      4 years ago

      Well my PTERODACTYLS WITH LASERS WILL DEFEND ME TILL DEATH!

    • 14

      Callan Steffensen

      4 years ago

      Sharks with FREEKIN' LASER BEAMS attached to their FREEKIN' HEAD!

    • 6

      SuperShaymin

      4 years ago

      @Callan It's spelled FREAKIN`

    • 5

      owlgrandecity

      4 years ago

      Freq-Sho you fucking idiot. It says "in the side" not "in side" -_-

    • 4

      Theorcofdead

      3 years ago

      This just makes me think of Austin Powers....

    • 3

      Khalfani Wadlington

      3 years ago

      How Awesome would it look falling backwards of a cliff

    • 10

      Oh Snap

      3 years ago

      WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE

    • 2

      glitchface

      3 years ago

      i actually have freaking sharks with freaking lasers attached to their freaking heads

    • 2

      rammsteinfan

      3 years ago

      I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

    • 2

      Utah G

      3 years ago

      harder to attack

    • 2

      Noah Borch

      2 years ago

      Did u get that from hse(hungry skark evolution)

    • 1

      Noah Borch

      2 years ago

      Did u get that from hse(hungry skark evolution)

    • 2

      Utah G

      2 years ago

      i loled at the drunk shark idea

    • 6

      Anoos

      1 year ago

      Think about it, have the MOTHERFUCKING BATCAVE IN A FUCKING CLIFF, or be plain old boring ass Aquaman? FUCKING BATMAN ALL THE WAY

    • 2

      Irene

      1 year ago

      The sharks don't have to be drunk, they just have to look in the direction of the lair

    • 4

      DerpFace92

      1 year ago

      Plus, your enemies can drown just trying to get to your lair!

    • 1

      Liv

      1 year ago

      @anoos ur being so byass it's not even funny -_-

    • 4

      Jbear50

      1 year ago

      this is actually safer. if an earthquake happens in either of these situations the underwater one is more likely not to break apart

    • 1

      kittyGamer 101

      1 year ago

      true

    • 2

      *Savage* don't forget it

      1 year ago

      I thought it said underwear *facepalms

    • 1

      Jerry 2.0

      1 year ago

      Under the sea

    • 0

      Burrito52

      1 year ago

      #legomovie

    • 0

      R-Dizzle

      1 year ago

      TONY STARCH

    • 0

      Deadpool

      1 year ago

      SHARK WITH FRICKIN' LASERS ON THERE HEADS!!!!!

    • 0

      RT401

      1 year ago

      I regret everything

    • 0

      KingMarshmellowJr.

      1 year ago

      totally

    • 0

      Mark7725

      1 year ago

      Or just normal sharks.

    • 1

      BeamBotTU

      1 year ago

      side of a cliff in the top half of a Himalayan mountain(would have to be one of the tallest ones - not popular).

    • 2

      Nobody

      1 year ago

      I would always be nervous about the water colapsing even if it never would

    • 1

      Drake

      1 year ago

      there can be marine submarines... so it might not be hidden......

    • 0

      Brettzky

      8 months ago

      "lasers"

    • 0

      Brettzky

      8 months ago

      I shall call it the "Alan Parsons Project"

    • 0

      eitheror

      7 months ago

      All I want, are FREAKIN' SHARKS with FREAKIN' LASER BEAMS attatched to their FREAKIN' HEADS!

    • 0

      YA BOI

      6 months ago

      You read my mind

    • 0

      spudster

      5 months ago

      but i have chipmunks w/ machine guns

    • 0

      goombis

      4 months ago

      But I can have the kinkiest sex ever right at home with some ropes, a girl and the cliff over there.

    • 0

      ARGLEBARGLEMURDER

      4 months ago

      C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

    • 0

      iblvicnfly

      4 months ago

      Lasers! Sharks! Laser Sharks!

    • 0

      J2004_

      1 month ago

      Earthquake = Cliff Lair Falls = Dead.

  • 53

    tzk132

    6 years ago

    think of the view, plus your lair wouldn't need to replenish on oxygen and supplies every so often, if it was in a cliff you could just have a constant supply going

    • 19

      Joe Lee

      4 years ago

      A submarine constantly recycles its air. A sub can remain underwater indefinitely. It's only limitation is food. Same would go for underwater lair.

    • 7

      Kaili

      4 years ago

      You do realize that this never said it was in a submarine or a place that could have air. It just said underwater.

    • 17

      rmdx

      4 years ago

      It never said it couldn't.

    • 3

      shaneac

      4 years ago

      Have a greenhouse in your underwater lair, the plants will give water. But use plants that need little sunlight.

    • 2

      shaneac

      4 years ago

      The plants will give air, not water*

    • 1

      Eric AskewSomethin

      3 years ago

      @phaneac less sunlight = less photosynthetic properties in most to all cases

    • 0

      Eric AskewSomethin

      3 years ago

      Shaneac* Damn fingers

    • 2

      The Dark Knight

      3 years ago

      If you were on the side of the cliff, you would be exposed more than you would if you were underwater.

    • 2

      Oh Snap

      3 years ago

      What, do you have an Asda or Walmart by your cliff or something?

    • 0

      Faris

      3 years ago

      I'll break the supports under your lair......... I win

    • 0

      paunchy

      3 years ago

      Oh no a landslide

    • 0

      Diego

      2 years ago

      Ya but your lair could be stationed under water or be like the lair in GIJoe at one of the poles

    • 0

      XxLara05xX

      1 year ago

      Good point, but with one push you could be tumbling of the edge of the cliff! (Just saying)

    • 0

      Zer0

      1 year ago

      Yo reds (not communists) think about erosion which would make you fall to your death OR lose your laboratory

    • 1

      Zer0

      1 year ago

      Yo reds (not communists) think about erosion which would make you fall to your death OR lose your laboratory

    • 0

      Ravenclaw God

      1 year ago

      But if you grow tired of a prisoner just eject them out and their body will basically implode- IT WILL BE SO BEAUTIFUL- speaking as a villain of course

    • 0

      Adam Csontos

      1 year ago

      It's only a lair, which means you don't have to live there and can come out whenever you want to.

  • 12

    Cassmonsta

    4 years ago

    Have fun with your 'great view' in a totally obvious location while im in the ocean floor, fucking hard to find, chilling with ariel and flounder.

  • 11

    Conor Bush

    4 years ago

    would you kindly?

  • 7

    Bob Barker

    4 years ago

    WHHHHHOOOOOO, lives in a pineapple under the sea?!

  • 7

    MarkTheGr8

    6 years ago

    Easy to find a lair in a cliff? Answer me this. Who's the hide and seek champion from 2001 to 2011? tzk132's point convinced me. Though it sounds cool to have an underwater lair, you'd need to stock up on oxygen, and I think it's pretty easy to track people who once in a while orders large amounts of oxygentanks.

    • 4

      theTexan

      4 years ago

      You wouldn't need tanks you could recycle air or use vents

    • 1

      Yokoasso

      1 year ago

      I'm would be a mastermind, I could find a way to generate oxygen. And being evil is a matter of perspective, so hiding it shouldn't even be a problem

  • 4

    kevin

    5 years ago

    if it was on a cliff they could get a giant truck then try to push it off

    • 4

      God of Knowledge

      4 years ago

      In this scenario, the base is in the side of the cliff, not resting on top.

  • 4

    thatguy

    5 years ago

    if your lairs on the side of a cliff... cliff gives out and your lairs gonna be under water

  • 3

    Alex of Bree

    1 year ago

    I have minecraft, I can have both

    • 1

      Jenny

      1 year ago

      What does minecraft have anything to do with the what if question

    • 0

      Alice

      7 months ago

      They can build both

  • 3

    Alirowlando

    3 years ago

    At first , i thought it said : “ if you were masterbating , would you rather ... "

  • 3

    Arthur Gomes

    4 years ago

    RAPTURE

  • 3

    transparent

    4 years ago

    Side of a cliff. Waterfall entrance perhaps. :3

  • 3

    HoodHustla

    6 years ago

    One word, "Puncture"

    • 1

      lonewolf

      4 years ago

      every section could be sealed off to stop water, doors open with scuba gear, and then open a hatch and swim out.

    • 3

      Denivire

      4 years ago

      BUT if you were deep enough, trying to "swim out" would just crush you.

  • 2

    balefirephoenix42

    3 years ago

    Welcome to Rapture

  • 2

    Danny Monollock Hill

    4 years ago

    both a really bad choices! underwater costs alot to maintain and when the good guy bursts in you got sharks ready to come in, on the side of a cliff all the good guy needs to do is fuck with the supports and you're screwed

  • 2

    Alex

    4 years ago

    A lair underwater is pretty fucking cool. why would I choose that under off a cliff?

  • 2

    Devyn Dasilva

    4 years ago

    Under water lair: only simple defenses such as sea mines and auto turrets within base (if you have henchman than subs and patrol boats.) Cliff side lair: anti air weapons, artillery, anti sea weapons, anti armor weapons (tanks), tanks planes, land mines, and auto turrets. Oh, and who said this cliff isn't next to the ocean ;p ( subs , sea mines, patrol boats).

  • 2

    A Random Spaz

    4 years ago

    Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom

  • 1

    eltigre456

    4 months ago

    you would drown underwater

  • 2

    aaliyahs

    5 years ago

    whales would live outside your lair. awwwwwwww.

  • 1

    Lew

    5 months ago

    I need pizza delivery

  • 0

    Celestial Galaxy

    3 weeks ago

    Both are terrifying

  • 1

    Ez A++

    8 months ago

    In a cliff people will just hike over it and hear you and underWater Nothing can hear you

    • 0

      Parnodïa

      8 months ago

      Yeah, but you can throw them off if they get too close. Like, you push them. WHOO. TARGET DESTROYED! Back to evil plotting!

  • 0

    Mifflemesh

    3 weeks ago

    Look at the view!

  • 1

    Joe

    11 months ago

    I'm thinking of calling it "Rapture".

  • 1

    Xero Gee

    1 year ago

    THIS IS SPARTA!

  • 1

    Tanner Curd

    1 year ago

    How would u get to ur lair wouldnt u drown?

    • 0

      Gurmalll

      5 months ago

      you can have a submarine or go diving till you reach the beginning of your underwater tunnel system

  • 1

    Matsku014

    1 year ago

    lair on a cliff is maybe easier to find but you at least you don't blow up under pressure of sea and you can just make some secret door to safety tunnels if someone finds it

    • 0

      Gurmalll

      5 months ago

      you can do the same for an underwater base *I meant to click blue so don't be confused

  • 1

    Jordan

    1 year ago

    Me like waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr under thje sea

  • 1

    Devin Swatzell

    1 year ago

    be super secret

  • 0

    ArminHaas

    1 month ago

    AWWW YEEE UR UP FOR A BUMPY RID. LETS GO BIOSHOCK.

  • 1

    Leo

    3 years ago

    My dumbass read "underwear" i laughed for 2 mins straight.

  • 0

    Snowpatch101

    1 month ago

    The pressure alone would destroy the structure causing you to drown or get crushed by the structure

  • 1

    Samuel Akpanumoh

    3 years ago

    If you damage your underwater lair, you could drown and/or loose all of your hard work. If you make your lair in a cliff, you can make a hangar and also turn your lair into a ship of some sort to re-locate or carry out your evil plan in the comfort of your lair.

  • 0

    James

    1 month ago

    Fuck off you fucking red fucks we have a fucking underwater lair with fucking sharks with fucking laser beams on their fucking heads! FUCK!!!!!

  • 1

    SassySocks

    3 years ago

    It would be so cool

  • 1

    Jonas

    4 years ago

    I would conceal it really well and have a secret panic room if I was still spotted.

  • 1

    Sean Mick

    4 years ago

    Hidden away in the mountains...

  • 1

    aero90

    4 years ago

    Am I the only one that read that as underwear ಠ_ಠ

  • 1

    BenySLO

    4 years ago

    string and = "an";

  • 1

    Kevan Donais

    4 years ago

    I'd rather have the nice view

  • 1

    SanAndreas

    4 years ago

    I will go for the cliff.. Who wants to wake up to goddamm ferry every morning..

  • 1

    PyroStorm

    4 years ago

    I don't want my lair to be exactly underwater...how about deep in the Antarctic ice cap?

    • 0

      theTexan

      4 years ago

      It's technically just frozen water, so I don't see why not.

  • 1

    Tori Gilbert

    4 years ago

    This reminds me of minecraft...

  • 1

    MightyLemur

    4 years ago

    Underwater is incredibly vulnerable. Inside a cliff is safer.

    • 1

      Ravenclaw God

      1 year ago

      If it is at the bottom of the ocean it is IMPOSSIBLE to reach let alone attack....

    • 0

      Gurmalll

      5 months ago

      i meant to click blue but what if the cliff starts breaking

  • 1

    Alex60517

    4 years ago

    I'm ready to bungee jump.

  • 1

    Waru Shi

    5 years ago

    Too many things can go wrong with underwater. One leak that goes unnoticed can cause a lot of damage

    • 0

      JasonTheNewfie

      7 months ago

      One leak wouldn't happen because if the base was far enough underwater the pressure would crush the base because of a weak point

  • 1

    Nick65

    5 years ago

    Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom...

  • 1

    Stolkmen

    5 years ago

    I would, of course, have to learn to swim just in case...lol

  • 1

    CoCoAgrl0199

    5 years ago

    so pretty much saying when the good guy foils you and detroys your lair, death by drowning or death by falling? neither :P

    • 0

      JasonTheNewfie

      7 months ago

      Right but it would probably be death from being crushed by water pressure or possible death by falling (you can survive a fall but not water pressure!

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