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81% be infertile

19% have a child that passes away before age 5

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Have a child that passes away before age 5

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No, you may not adopt in either case.

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  • 237

    [deleted]

    9 years ago

    I would prefer to experience the joy of being a parent, over never being one at all. It would be hard but still worth it I believe!

    • 549

      p01arb33r

      7 years ago

      its called adoption...

    • 151

      Sindre Raanes

      7 years ago

      You could still adopt a baby, dude

    • 188

      kmac98

      7 years ago

      and i could never face the heartbreak of losing a child

    • 177

      Yoman318

      7 years ago

      dude this is a comment for all the other guys commenting on this. In the extra info it says no adoption brothers. stick to your guns though because being infertile would be dope on your boy downstairs, you know he hates them rubber sacks you put on him.

    • 44

      Matt

      7 years ago

      surrogate mother for the win!

    • 18

      Matt

      7 years ago

      or sperm donation

    • 11

      Bob2ball

      7 years ago

      even if i cant have a child doesn't mean i cant suit up

    • 22

      Carson Jones

      7 years ago

      Kind of selfish, don't you think?

    • 211

      Taylor

      7 years ago

      To all who are saying ADOPTION in the fucking question it says "No, you may not adopt in either case." DUMB FUCKS

    • 94

      Zack

      7 years ago

      It say absolutely nothing about buying a baby off the black market so theirs always that option

    • 57

      Maggie

      7 years ago

      It would be selfish to bring a child I'm the world knowing they will die and not be able to grow up and have a normal life. I'd rather save a child and have none then have one and have the bond then they die and you're left with the worst heartbreak

    • 19

      Void

      7 years ago

      @Maggie would you say the same thing if the child was disfigured or mentally retarded or something of the sort and the mother wanted an abortion?

    • 21

      Mossy

      7 years ago

      So many stupid cunts not reading the description... What a world.

    • 20

      KilltheHobos

      7 years ago

      Wow that's fucking selfish... I'd rather SPARE them havin to DIE!!! Fuck what I want.

    • 35

      Jayrs93

      7 years ago

      Couldn't you have more kids it says "a child that passes away" so technically can't you have more children after the one passes away? Just wondering...

    • 7

      'Bozzy' Chris Bostock

      6 years ago

      That seems too selfish for me

    • 3

      Meh.

      6 years ago

      Didn't mean to press agree, but you're a murderer, codyg...

    • 8

      PoopEater

      6 years ago

      Adoption is out of the question. Read the full question guys.

    • 0

      Austen Zenketski Ter

      6 years ago

      codyg, take it from someone who knows about this first hand, your a fucking retard.

    • 6

      Plutters

      6 years ago

      I'd just foster a child then, it's not adoption.

    • 10

      BonnieWonder

      6 years ago

      That's kinda selfish... you would bring death on a 5-year-old child just so YOU could experience the 'joy of being a parent'?

    • 3

      _Shannoniganz_

      6 years ago

      Steal somebody's baby and raise it as ur own.... I h

    • 4

      pmaguire13

      6 years ago

      i really dont want a child. and in my opinion children are the most annoying and misbehaved under the age of 8

    • 2

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      But you would still condemn that child to death?

    • 7

      Jay Potter

      6 years ago

      Codyg, you are fucking sick. You'd want to bring a little kid into this world and then have their young lives cut short, cos you selfishly want to "experience being a parent" for a few years? Fuck you you dude.

    • 2

      Franklin Chen

      6 years ago

      What if the baby dies in child birth?? Look. It says before 5 years old. Sure the baby could die when he/she is 4 but you never know

    • 2

      1stwarror

      6 years ago

      @p01arb33r "No, you may not adopt in either case." It also says Have 'A' child. I would just have a second one. Enjoy never knowing the feeling of being a parent.

    • 2

      John

      6 years ago

      guys, if the child dies so young it would be heart Breaking and just plain cruel. what if it died in pain? thats just mean.

    • 2

      ImCool

      6 years ago

      IT SAYS NO ADOPTION AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    • 4

      Kyle Cope

      6 years ago

      I'd rather have a kid that passes away before age 5. It does say A KID after all, not KIDS and it says nothing about not being able to have more.

    • 2

      Jackdackster

      6 years ago

      I could take it, and after that I may make more.

    • 2

      Anna Swane

      6 years ago

      Actually NOT ALL PEOPLE CAN ADOPT. You have to have a certain income, a nice home, be well off.

    • 2

      Samantha Dumas

      6 years ago

      People: it says you may not adopt...

    • 2

      Daniel Buerer

      5 years ago

      The very thing says you can't adopt. Gosh!

    • 1

      Asdf1560

      5 years ago

      it says you cant adopt.... Also, I dont even want to be a parent

    • 1

      AwesomeGabriel

      5 years ago

      guys,read the description

    • 0

      Valy Tanase

      5 years ago

      Fuck you

    • 0

      Banskel

      5 years ago

      you will be a great parent

    • 1

      kangcool09

      5 years ago

      its gonna be hard to have ur kid die at 5 years old...i would acually be kinda paranoid a bit

    • 4

      Vicky Meow Meow

      5 years ago

      Talking to the blue comments it says no adopting in either case

    • 0

      Jewel Johnson

      5 years ago

      Yeah but you could still adopt

    • 1

      Jewel Johnson

      5 years ago

      Oh nvm sorry

    • 0

      loveviktori

      5 years ago

      Do you want to play

    • 1

      Melanie

      5 years ago

      Guys.. it says that you can't adopt. But you can always steal anothers. c:

    • 2

      Perfect Imposters

      5 years ago

      Great. Sicko. You just took the life of a kid who lived for 5 years!!

    • 1

      Sheridan Gilbert

      5 years ago

      no, theres no excuse of killing a child at a young age,

    • 2

      Kutie_Kitty

      5 years ago

      But then you will feel all the more worse about it...i admit it would be happier to actually have the joy of having a child but then again it would be all te more painful at the end. I would rather never know the joy then to have it and have to give it up no matter what.

    • 0

      Jian

      5 years ago

      Actually u can't adopt one

    • 0

      Micah Frazier

      5 years ago

      Glad I'm not the only one who thought that

    • 0

      Mysticbutterflies

      5 years ago

      I wouldn't want to love my child and then lose it knowing it hardly lived.

    • 1

      Gena Dawe

      5 years ago

      Infertile and sterile are not the same thing. Infertile people can still have kids, it's just harder.

    • 0

      Cassirinda

      5 years ago

      Lol yes the answer is always to steal another person's kid xD

    • 0

      Carlos

      5 years ago

      @pmaguire13 cold heated bastard you didn't have to be brought into this world

    • 0

      Somerandomwizard

      5 years ago

      Loophole! The child dies as a week old fetus (unborn baby)

    • 0

      Kacper

      4 years ago

      @Sindre Raanes Read the description, you can't adopt.

    • 2

      Utah G

      4 years ago

      who said he died before 5 earth years passed? 1 saturn year = 30 earth years so he lives a normal life

    • 0

      Cowssavedyou

      4 years ago

      There are plenty of children that need a home. Go adopt if you can't make one. An adopted child deserves as much love as a blood related child.

    • 0

      James

      3 years ago

      it says you cant adopt in either situation

    • 0

      Mlgnightmare1987

      3 years ago

      stupid website

    • 2

      swegpython

      3 years ago

      it would be funny to watch them die

    • 0

      Nibraj

      3 years ago

      It's either, you can never own a child, or you condemn a child to death. Choosing the latter because you want the satisfaction of being a parent is selfish beyond words.

    • 1

      CUNT

      3 years ago

      what the fuck is wrong with you, that hasd got to be the most selfish thing anyone could do. have a child die just so you can experience something.

    • 0

      matt

      3 years ago

      you would basically be killing children every time you brought them into this world.

    • 0

      Christie

      3 years ago

      You cant adopt though

    • 2

      freyabateman

      3 years ago

      btw im not gunna have a child im gunna adopt

    • 0

      Pakutto

      3 years ago

      Guys -- they said you can't adopt.

    • 1

      JFilms

      3 years ago

      @po1arb33r You and 335 people have not read the damn description, sadly, your a dumbass, you won't reply to me since I'm right, suck it, motherfucker

    • 1

      JFilms

      3 years ago

      you're* Sorry, can't edit a comment.

    • 1

      lacumacushacu

      3 years ago

      Me two, it still would be nice to expirence a child, then not have one

    • 0

      K3w3ii

      3 years ago

      you could addopt :|

    • 1

      UltraLegoGamer

      3 years ago

      "No, you may not adopt in either case". that's what the description says, read, idiots.

    • 1

      Nah

      3 years ago

      You can't adopt. Also, the question says have A child. You could always have another.

    • 1

      kloep1

      3 years ago

      i could have more baby's

    • 0

      xX5sosloverforevsXx

      3 years ago

      oh my god that would be horrible!!

    • 1

      xX5sosloverforevsXx

      3 years ago

      ignore my last comment did not mean to put that but people saying they could just adopt it says underneath you can't adopt in either case so...

    • 0

      Selsee

      3 years ago

      JUST BUY ALLZ THE ANIMALS

    • 0

      Jaden Uria

      3 years ago

      You seem to be the only one on here not talking from your ballz codyg

    • 0

      huricanis

      3 years ago

      you can adopt

    • 2

      Shadowgaming32x

      3 years ago

      You can't adopt in either case according to the description but it says before 5 so you can have triplets and one of them a miscarrage but im 11 so i dont have to deal with this :)

    • 2

      cicicat

      3 years ago

      screw kids there loud and mean and obnoxious and greedy

    • 0

      edward s17

      3 years ago

      From what I've heard losing a child is the hardest thing any parent can go through. I'd rather not have a child to miss than really love them then watch them die and miss them.

    • 0

      ANIME4EVA

      3 years ago

      not having kids anyway.

    • 0

      King of Strong Style

      3 years ago

      What's stopping me from having another kid after the first kid dies?

    • 0

      GABY

      3 years ago

      FUCK THAT IM GAY

    • 1

      TRIXIESTAR

      3 years ago

      I'm in a same sex couple, and really don't want to feel more depression in my life from losing a child. Especially if it's a daughter. I've always wanted one, but I'm not the most qualified to parent...

    • 0

      Lumber

      3 years ago

      Earv;JKA a WVRv

    • 0

      TheSkyrimLord169

      3 years ago

      ADOPTION

    • 0

      DarkWolfX3D

      3 years ago

      A child

    • 0

      daniel

      3 years ago

      hell no

    • 0

      budiswag

      3 years ago

      i would never choose the one loosing ur child passing at age of 5...heatbreaking :(

    • 0

      IAteYourTacoAlready

      3 years ago

      Some deep crap right here

    • 0

      chetra821

      3 years ago

      and you can do really fun stuff while you still have your kid

    • 0

      Pickle

      3 years ago

      Adopt

    • 0

      LiterallyHitler

      3 years ago

      wow. I'm a guy. can't have kids anyway.

    • 1

      FarahTDM

      3 years ago

      @p01arb33r, @Sindre_Raanes, and @Pickle YOU CANNOT ADOPT! "No, you may not adopt in either case" ~Anonymous

    • 0

      FarahTDM

      3 years ago

      And I can have more kids!

    • 2

      kennybus

      3 years ago

      No, you may not adopt in either case do you even read bruh

    • 0

      CutieWolf3

      3 years ago

      I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE A CHILD FROM HEARTBREAK EVER!!!!!! O ya wat about "ADOPTION"?!?!?!

    • 0

      M02V

      3 years ago

      Just adopt...

    • 2

      bigfatminer

      3 years ago

      no. you can't adopt. it litteraly say's that not an option at the botom. jesus fuck you people are retarded.

  • 49

    kokodilla

    7 years ago

    i could have a 2nd kid

  • 33

    WentwoJ

    7 years ago

    uh, guys it clearly says "No, you may not adopt in either case."

    • 1

      Selsee

      3 years ago

      Who says my wife is infertile?

    • 2

      Radax

      3 years ago

      Yea- BUT. RAPE-PROOF WOMAN HELLOOOOOO PEOPLE

  • 24

    Jim

    9 years ago

    You want your babies burying you, not vise versa. Plus, you will NEVER get those 9 months back, and your wife will still have a ton of baby fat. All just to pay for a toddlers funeral, Ill pass.

    • 2

      Puriity

      2 years ago

      The fact that you only think about time and money is kinda sad. What about how you will feel of losing your own child. Then you can always have a second one. You can't adopt on the other choice and can't have children at all.

    • 0

      Solstrii

      1 year ago

      Uh, the second one would likely die too. Socially, yes, if it is loved and taken care of, for, say, four years, It would be quite exciting for friends and family, and would likely be very loved, until it dies for no absolute reason. Having a second child will just repeat the cycle.

  • 15

    Jumanji9700

    8 years ago

    Not having kids anyway.... so being infertile wouldn't really be bad..... but if I were to adopt, I'd prob hate life if the kid died really young.

  • 11

    Greg

    7 years ago

    "A" child, as in one, after getting over the horrible loss of my first child I could have another

    • 2

      Vampn

      6 years ago

      So you would kill a child just to have another one?

    • 1

      alewago

      3 years ago

      THAT I SNOT WHAT INFERTILE MEANS! IT MEANS YOU CANNOT REPRODUCE!!!!

    • 1

      Quan

      3 years ago

      stop screaming! who said anything about the blue side?

    • 0

      Soren59

      1 year ago

      @Vampn This is a hypothetical question, you wouldn't know your child dies beforehand in the actual scenario. And it wouldn't change the fact you could have a second one that would be able to grow up, rather than have none at all.

    • 0

      Solstrii

      1 year ago

      Uh, couldn't "A" also mean you could only have that one?

  • 11

    Tucknerwear

    9 years ago

    As a Father I would definitely not want to see that happened to my son. Rather not have one at all if death was to happen.

  • 8

    kannderr

    7 years ago

    I wouldnt have a child just to experience saddness and lose plus they wouldnt be able to live a long happy life

  • 7

    Owensey

    6 years ago

    It says nothing about Fostering... So I would just foster a child.

    • 0

      Solstrii

      1 year ago

      Technically, It's adoption, (I think?) So no, you really can't.

  • 7

    Jude Fortner

    6 years ago

    It seems so heartless to just brush off the death of a child by saying you can just have another anyway. Children aren't appliances.

  • 7

    Cramps

    7 years ago

    But I'm already incapable of getting kids so ehh

  • 7

    MarkTheGr8

    8 years ago

    You can get another child that will live a full life. It says a child, not every child. Of course it may be painful to bury your child, but I also want to experience parenthood.

    • 1

      grace

      6 years ago

      It's not about YOU though. It's about willingly having a child when you know they're going to die before they get to live at all. If this was a real life situation and not a question on a website, choosing what you chose is one of the most disgustingly selfish things a person could ever do.

    • 1

      MarkTheGr8

      6 years ago

      If you know when people are going to die, you're extremely selfish by not preventing their deaths. I, for one, can't see into the future. I don't know if you have children, but let's say you don't. When you have a child, do you know if he/she is going to live for 5 years, 20 years, 80 years? No you don't. You can hope, you can do your best to make it happen, but you don't know.

    • 1

      MarkTheGr8

      6 years ago

      With your logic, you might as well never get children, because it might die some day before expected. Also, no one says it has to be a painful death. I interpret 'passes away' to mean in peace.

    • 0

      Vampn

      6 years ago

      It says having a child, not in case you have one

    • 0

      Solstrii

      1 year ago

      Uh, if we're talking about probability here. Chances are, no, the child will not have a death of peace, likely in suffering, such as a car accident or some kind of sickness. Second of all, If you were to have a child, I personally think the author would've been more likely to mean't every child you have would die before the age of five, but even if it wasn't, the second child would likely be traumatized about the first child, along with you possibly, and could become a factor for possible depression.

  • 6

    OGdopewhip

    6 years ago

    Im 13 whats infertile?

  • 5

    SonicDude203

    7 years ago

    it only says A child, implying only ONE child dies.

  • 5

    Justin Cornelius Smi

    7 years ago

    Shit just got dark.

  • 5

    Grickel

    7 years ago

    adopt

  • 5

    drizzy

    7 years ago

    infertile you can bang whoever you want and they dont get pregnant. as long as you arent infertile because of an std

    • 0

      Dextar Adelia Haniyoto

      4 years ago

      guys, i don't think they even mentioned the adopt thing. they are just mentioning the interfile.

  • 5

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    Adoption's an option, but I think this would be fine since I don't ever want children.

  • 4

    srbnsn

    5 years ago

    MY FUCKING THUMB CLICKED ON THE WRONG ONE BEFORE I CHOSE

  • 4

    Terrabeth

    6 years ago

    You can miss what you never had...

  • 4

    Violeta Ordonez

    6 years ago

    I hate children anyway.

  • 4

    thelostsiren

    7 years ago

    I don't want kids anyway; the second option sounds like the worse of the two even for a person who does.

  • 4

    iloveglobes

    7 years ago

    It says you cannot adopt. I agree, I love being a parent. You would learn so much in those five years that you didn't know you could learn.

    • 4

      Demon1981

      7 years ago

      Its only five years if you're lucky, he/she could die the day they were born.

    • 1

      Chaotic_Narwhal

      5 years ago

      You make the best argument I've seen so far. It almost makes me want to change my answer but I don't think I could handle it...

  • 3

    Loren Degan

    5 years ago

    If you look in the info box it says "In this situation you cannot adopt. So, I would actually want to have a child and lose it than never experiencing parenthood and having a child of my own.

  • 3

    ChuckNorris

    6 years ago

    To have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all.

    • 0

      Solstrii

      1 year ago

      To have loved and lost is like opening up to someone and getting dick punched, and never to have loved at all is like being defensive but no one there to dick punch you, or hug you for that matter. Honestly, I'll take the never have loved choice.

  • 3

    Gage

    6 years ago

    wow, this is a dark question

  • 3

    DapperDinner

    7 years ago

    I hate children.

  • 3

    Pakus

    7 years ago

    I don't have to know the child. What if i donate sperm and then get a child that way

    • 0

      Solstrii

      1 year ago

      Well, that's kind of selfish. Also, I don't think it would be considered your child anyways, I think? not sure.

  • 2

    Rapunzel

    5 years ago

    I could adopt

  • 2

    DrTollster.

    5 years ago

    Sperm Banks. All I have to say.

  • 2

    TheChosenOne

    6 years ago

    Didn't say I couldn't clone myself.

  • 2

    Emma Johnson

    6 years ago

    My friend Jackie has Noonans syndrome, meaning that any child she has will probably pass away at a young age. I don't want that, and I'm already infertile, so there.

  • 2

    RealBACONATOR2

    6 years ago

    my brother died at four......

  • 2

    amy

    6 years ago

    I enjoy playin this game with my friends but i will have to say that i lost my little girl aged 6 weeks old about 3 months ago n wasnt expecting to see a question as such as this..if i knew she was going to pass away i wouldnt of concieved her..for our sake and to never see her suffer..

  • 2

    Ain't Got No Game

    7 years ago

    I don't want childs anyways. Plus infertility would mean no need for protection ;)

  • 2

    EdwardNigma

    7 years ago

    I feel like I would fail as a father anyway...

  • 2

    Rebecca Kim

    7 years ago

    As a woman, child birth is a phobia.

  • 2

    vsudyvyevf

    7 years ago

    IT clearly says that you can't adopt

  • 0

    PotatoBob123

    3 weeks ago

    never having existed is better than death, right?

  • 0

    Megamanatee

    3 weeks ago

    Be infertile or be anti-vaxx

  • 0

    FemmiJane

    1 month ago

    You can't adopt, but no one said you can't have a surrogate. :LLLL

  • 0

    Meowlings

    1 month ago

    I honestly don't like children, and I don't have the patience to take care of one, even if just for 5 years.

  • 0

    LOLEVER

    1 month ago

    I would atleast enjoy as a cool dad,rather than just not experiencing it!

  • 1

    Twisty

    1 year ago

    kids freak me out, fuck that noise

  • 0

    Nami

    1 month ago

    @p01arb33r and @Sindre Raanes it said that you CAN'T adopt.And kids are cute

  • 0

    Psytololox

    1 month ago

    Asexual loophole

  • 1

    THEWAR360

    2 years ago

    It didn't say you can't have a doner.

  • 1

    L1feDRAIN

    2 years ago

    Have A child, so this means that only your first child will pass away AND you will be allowed to make more children that will live a long happy life! Have fun!

  • 1

    Scottish-Norwegian

    3 years ago

    IM A GUY, IM ALREADY INFERTILE

  • 1

    Artin

    3 years ago

    LAWL IM BATMAN

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