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Christmas would be actually canceled. You wouldn't be able to give the purse back either.

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  • 550

    Patrick

    12 years ago

    I get to be cruel to orphans? No contest!

    • 382

      Priscilla AirTight E

      9 years ago

      Christmas is more cruel to orphans. Tell Santa what you want. No, he can't bring you a family. No, you won't get a pony either. Here, have a stuffed animal.

    • 200

      Jacob Dittmer

      9 years ago

      just say "just kidding" afterwards.

    • 70

      Matthew Robinson

      9 years ago

      I agree with Priscialla, Christmas is cruel to orphans.

    • 20

      Riley_Wilson

      9 years ago

      Dude I would love to do this. No contest indeed.

    • 116

      somewhiteguy

      9 years ago

      just tell this to Jewish or Muslim orphans they don't believe in Christmas anyways!

    • 16

      jdub73

      9 years ago

      Tell them its kwanzaa ftw

    • 28

      Nat-han

      9 years ago

      Why do you assume that such orphans are christian. BTW I wasnt paying attention and clicked the wrong side. oops...

    • 39

      Shaco Clone

      9 years ago

      Money or dick move.... this is one of the hardest decisions of my life

    • 29

      Twilight_Lights

      9 years ago

      i didnt wanna be mean to little kids ;(

    • 74

      Fus-Ro-Dah

      9 years ago

      I can't give back the purse, but I CAN give back its contents

    • 11

      szechuan

      8 years ago

      After reading this I realized I picked the wrong side :(

    • 18

      Omniion

      8 years ago

      I'd tell the whole orphan shelter that christmas is cancelled.

    • 4

      Zoltan Austen

      8 years ago

      what the Orphans are not allowed Christmas or something they can still celebrate they just don't have parents maybe they have brothers and sisters.

    • 11

      Johannes Nuka

      8 years ago

      Do it like Borat. "Christmas has been cancelled... NOOOOOOOTT!"

    • 9

      hummgy

      8 years ago

      wait, but christmas would be cancelled for you too.....

    • 16

      SiftBlade

      8 years ago

      Fuck it, I'll do both.

    • 7

      tommyboy1two

      8 years ago

      Lol that's messed up.

    • 13

      Bryan87

      8 years ago

      at least i'm not committing a crime

    • 4

      roro

      8 years ago

      wut the bell is ur problem

    • 6

      Berry

      8 years ago

      Jerk

    • 3

      Ninjaboss1313

      8 years ago

      you are such a rude person, I hope you become an orphan and DWI

    • 8

      Glaceon999

      7 years ago

      She could have been trafficking drugs in it!

    • 10

      Utah G

      7 years ago

      "Oh sorry santa died form a reprocussion so christmas is cancelled but don't worry, we will make it up to ya by giving the stuff you wanted for christmas on your birthday."

    • 7

      Unicornzilla

      6 years ago

      Muslim orphans!

    • 1

      CoolBeans

      6 years ago

      omg pat ur hilarious

    • 2

      birdman

      6 years ago

      christmas cancled for orfans nahhhhhhhh no way

    • 1

      Katherine

      6 years ago

      So mean...

    • 1

      Lachlanio Gaming

      6 years ago

      choose for 2 reasons 1.10 is more than 9 2.affects me as well

    • 1

      Lachlanio Gaming

      6 years ago

      accidently wrote it wrong i meant to write 10 is 9 more than 1

    • 1

      650bugers

      6 years ago

      thats what i sayed!

    • 1

      Satoshima

      6 years ago

      Eh, better than stealing, cancelling Christmas aint no crime! ;3

    • 2

      SirNameJr

      6 years ago

      Just say JK

    • 0

      carter

      6 years ago

      I am not doing that shit to a elderly womean

    • 1

      Robert Johnson

      6 years ago

      You terrible! But for real I got too much respect. It's just 10 orphans and they probably would believe me anyways. Orphans are tough!

    • 2

      Ling919

      6 years ago

      Who said the orphans had to still believe in Christmas? and you don't have to be christian to celebrate christmas.

    • 1

      creeper

      6 years ago

      They don't Chritmas

    • 0

      MissAmerica

      6 years ago

      Thats sad

    • 0

      SJT

      6 years ago

      they have tiny brains anyways

    • 1

      Matthew

      6 years ago

      orphans are when both parents of a kid are dead they dont have small brains and both these are stupid

    • 1

      Kevin Elijah

      6 years ago

      Wtf is wrong with you patrick? At least priscilla made a point. You're just a sadistic freak

    • 2

      Owen

      6 years ago

      You monster

    • 1

      *Savage* don't forget it

      6 years ago

      Christmas gets canceled for one year right, anyways elderly person might have a gun and then there is also the possibility of getting arrested and put in jail.

    • 1

      Ironmechgamez

      6 years ago

      An orphan killed my first pet cat... No Contest.

    • 3

      PolarBeer

      6 years ago

      Evil grandma

    • 3

      Ben_Dover

      6 years ago

      well they are't gonna get presents anyways

    • 1

      beau

      6 years ago

      just say it`s canseled but then say just kiding

    • 1

      Shadowofdestruction

      6 years ago

      Or tell them it's cancelled and then tell them to get a life

    • 1

      CatzRoxz

      6 years ago

      GIVE THE PURSE BACK AFTERWARDS!!!! DUHHHHH!!!!

    • 1

      Mr. Highland cow

      5 years ago

      tell them it's cancelled then give them families. :D

    • 0

      PlanetOfBeanies

      5 years ago

      there not christians in my area so no body gonna care

    • 2

      kiernan

      5 years ago

      okay why are you so mean dude i saw your other comment gingers have souls you jerk

    • 0

      cat_of_life

      5 years ago

      just say jk!why would i steal something,we could go to prison

    • 2

      LuigiEmeralds

      5 years ago

      XD

    • 0

      The Delta Snivy

      5 years ago

      I'd tell it to SMART orphans.

    • 1

      NightVisions101

      5 years ago

      Hardest discision of my life but stealing or cruelty. stealing u can go to jail for or being cruel to orphans.

    • 1

      DankMemes

      5 years ago

      JACOB IT SAYS U CANT

    • 2

      BrownieCakes

      5 years ago

      You know, this is probably never going to be seen, but everyone who chose red is a huge dick bag. How about YOU be mother fucking orphans trying to live as best as they can, and the one time of year when then can actually have fun, they get taken away.Your fucking horrible. Also, blue makes more sense because: A) there is profit involved. And B) Christmas would be REALLY cancelled, meaning no christmas for you either.

    • 1

      Deadpool

      5 years ago

      Timmy, Joseph, Sara, Emily, Lilly, Eric, Christopher, Alex, Amelia, Kaitlyn, I know you wanted parents for christmas, but it was cancelled because- c'mon Eric, stop your crying

    • 2

      Deadpool

      5 years ago

      BrownieCakes, you do realize that everybody that chose Red dont care about losing christmas. You are stealing an elderly womans purse, for fuck sake!!!!! You are doing a bad thing and we are just telling the truth to some orphans!!!!!

    • 1

      Zac

      5 years ago

      I'd tell them "Hey, screw Christmas. We're having kwanzaa this year!"

    • 1

      Dom

      5 years ago

      Dude why? id be more like "kids I'm sorry. . . Santa's dead. . . JUST KIDDING HAVE SOME CANDY!

    • 2

      Foxyvsfreddy

      5 years ago

      nat-han. You don't have to be Christian to celebrate Christmas! I'm an athiest, and I celebrate it!!! PRESENTS!!!!!!

    • 1

      Kaitlyn

      5 years ago

      You don't have to be Catholic to celebrate Christmas

    • 1

      fredfredrickson

      5 years ago

      theft vs lying? no contest

    • 1

      Mushroomscreed

      5 years ago

      Bitch you cruel

    • 0

      joshpig

      5 years ago

      it would be funny

    • 2

      ☯Chilled☯

      5 years ago

      Whoever chose read is just fucked in the head.

    • 0

      Ben L. Davis

      5 years ago

      Would Christmas be canceled forever? Also, Chilled, look who is talking.

    • 0

      Autumn

      5 years ago

      ya but then christmas would actually be canceled :(

    • 2

      Nba2kGodKing

      5 years ago

      Dude what if you were that orphan

    • 2

      Carra_Luzi

      5 years ago

      lol who wants to make the orhans SADEST THEN THEY ALREADY ARE

    • 0

      bigbuttsucker

      5 years ago

      orphans aint that bad but DONT STEAL

    • 1

      SlayQueen

      5 years ago

      Just give it back

    • 0

      adirondacdew

      5 years ago

      Well yea but it says steal, and you can't give it back

    • 1

      katy peters

      5 years ago

      go die in a hole 10 feet underground.

    • 2

      Alexa

      4 years ago

      Maybe i can tell some one else to give it back. Also, FREE MONEY! Who doesn't want free money?

    • 1

      Brandon johnson

      4 years ago

      @Alexa no. Just no. That's fucked up.

    • 1

      Brandon johnson

      4 years ago

      Just take the purse, but give the money & contents back. That way you're much less of an asshole :)

    • 0

      idontcare

      4 years ago

      how hard could that be?

    • 1

      Bixox

      4 years ago

      stealing is haram

    • 0

      Chocazuka

      4 years ago

      thats a good one!

    • 0

      AustinIsNyanCat

      4 years ago

      Christmas would ACTUALLY be canceled

    • 0

      Big D

      4 years ago

      Now I regret my decision but orphans hate christmas

    • 2

      De Wae

      4 years ago

      instead of ruining orphans christmas' just steal the purse then drop it a few feat away (it never said anything about dropping it)

    • 1

      GrumpyBastard

      4 years ago

      Even I'M NOT THAT HATEFUL!!!!!! AND LOOK AT MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      Marcs

      4 years ago

      im very unaffected by the feelings of others i am very affected by the law

    • 1

      sandman_gaming

      4 years ago

      I will just tell them its also oppisate day.

    • 1

      Chrisco

      3 years ago

      u a dick for being cruel to orphans

    • 1

      Caden Cooper

      3 years ago

      You could give the lady's purse back and say "It's just a prank bro"

    • 1

      CheesyChooser

      3 years ago

      lol just give the purse back

    • 2

      Corey J Mensinger

      3 years ago

      You bitch. Anyway, I would take it, then give it back. Then those 10 orphans can still enjoy christmas

    • 0

      Sam Roof

      2 years ago

      Well they could be jewish so...

    • 0

      Kandy

      2 years ago

      you realize that it says christmas will actually be cancelled in the extra information part

    • 0

      Carter The Unimaginitive

      2 years ago

      ok Bakugou

    • 1

      Anna

      1 year ago

      You are fucking retarted

    • 1

      SCP model 13 Unknown

      1 year ago

      you nutty bastards a old lady wont care and no one cares about her

  • 79

    [deleted]

    12 years ago

    When stealing the purse you'll get at least some money

    • 48

      Void

      9 years ago

      And possibly have a side of arrested!

    • 43

      Braedon

      9 years ago

      Are you kidding? All they carry is a chequebook, a pen, and some hard caramel candies. They won't be losing much

    • 28

      Riylshadow

      9 years ago

      Braedon, what if I told you the checks had kittens on them?

    • 17

      Advance

      9 years ago

      Plus, she's probably senile and will forget what even happened 10 minutes after it happened.

    • 9

      HgolfG

      9 years ago

      Plus, it says Christmas would actually be canceled! I like Christmas...

    • 13

      Yukira

      9 years ago

      take purse, pour contents into bag, give bag, sell purse and give money from purse

    • 8

      T.P.N

      9 years ago

      danm i like hard candy

    • 3

      Gerardo Reyes

      7 years ago

      What if the purse belongs to a rich bitch?

    • 0

      makotonaegi

      5 years ago

      what the hell is wrong with you guys

    • 0

      adirondacdew

      5 years ago

      Fuck you Braedon my grandmother has at the most $1,000 dollars in her bag

    • 0

      adirondacdew

      5 years ago

      and stay away from her cause if you do i will track you down take the purse back R8pe you tell you fuckin mother stab you in the fucking legs then send you to jail and no im not crazy hahahaha ha h-a

  • 59

    projects8an

    11 years ago

    Do I have to stop at 10???

  • 35

    Kerrtard

    12 years ago

    Only if i can harvest their tears. The cure to all Ailments.

  • 34

    Jake

    9 years ago

    I'll tell 10 Jewish orphans that Crhistmas is cancelled.

  • 23

    Azer Faraclas

    12 years ago

    It's about time that Christmas is cancelled.

    • 13

      Nizar Tajdin

      9 years ago

      you must be Jewish

    • 5

      DemonicChimera

      9 years ago

      Nizar, actually Azer is a police officer who is worried about a skeleton who is pretending to be Sants and dropping horrible, nightmarish presents in every house. He just wants to protect the people.

  • 16

    dragon_warp_lord_x

    9 years ago

    I would tell them christmas is cancelled but im adopting them and showering them in gifts and feeding them cake and pudding and send them to college and they will live me and i will call them george!!

  • 16

    SleazyMcStevens

    12 years ago

    Orphans are orphans for a reason. It would be my pleasure.

    • 46

      Grickel

      10 years ago

      Orphans are orphans because their parents died

    • 15

      DemonicChimera

      9 years ago

      Would you tell Batman that Christmas is cancelled?

    • 4

      Mohammed Saeed

      8 years ago

      I would love to, that will teach him to be mean to psychopathic clowns

    • 2

      Mateusz Szymon Bubienko

      6 years ago

      Because their parents died, or because their parents left tgem.

    • 0

      KawaiiKiyu~

      6 years ago

      @DemonicChimera batman dosent care about christmas yea his parents died and he remembers dem when lil bruce opened cute pressents but hey hes batman crying is 0%

    • 0

      Johnny

      5 years ago

      Yes there orphans for a reason. Some may have died, other may have had cruel and abusive families. Few children were in an orphanage because of them alone.

  • 13

    Lewis

    9 years ago

    Blue people are fucking idiots.

    • 9

      Miriam

      7 years ago

      I'm a smurf, and I'm offended.

    • 1

      KawaiiKiyu~

      6 years ago

      @Miriam lol

    • 0

      Gustavo-Senpai

      4 years ago

      Justifica el porque somos idiotas de mierda y te creo, ah no, es verdad, que como no podes justificar el porque lo somos porque lo dijiste porque sí, por favor, que gente mas retrasada...

  • 11

    Mepper

    9 years ago

    Well steal the purse and give all the contents of the purse back... is one way around the other one

  • 10

    Kayla

    10 years ago

    An elderly woman probably depends on what money she has. The orphans would just be disappointed, which they're probably used to. And there's always next Christmas.

    • 4

      [deleted]

      9 years ago

      The orphans could be Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, etc.

  • 8

    Jon Viv

    9 years ago

    Christmas is CANCELLED! It's now "Orphans To Loving Caring Wealthy Households Day" Fuck you, Christmas! Yeah!

  • 8

    rando

    12 years ago

    i enjoy stealing.

  • 7

    PebblePanda

    6 years ago

    in one case I'm not risking having an army of children murdering my face off

  • 7

    ILiveToPissYouOff

    8 years ago

    Love to troll little children in this manner

  • 7

    kokid913

    10 years ago

    These kids could be islamic or something

  • 6

    er48827

    10 years ago

    Let her keep the contents and take the bag...simply open and empty at her feet and be off.

  • 6

    Reganelizabeth

    10 years ago

    I won't give the purse back, but I'll give back its contents :)

  • 4

    brittney

    9 years ago

    what if it's Bruce Lee's grandma?

  • 4

    Joker

    9 years ago

    She can buy another purse. Why would you ruin 10 orphans' christmas.

  • 4

    Priscilla AirTight E

    9 years ago

    As a former poor kid, I imagine the orphans thinking "So, I miss out on some shitty coloring books and school supplies but I don't have to see the rich assholes rubbing everyone's noses in their new BMX or Prada bag? Sounds like a win." There's a reason none of the poor kids I've known have believed in Santa.

  • 4

    agindoof

    10 years ago

    they could be muslim or something else so it doesn't matter. Eid FTW

  • 4

    Matt

    10 years ago

    i could tell jewish kids that christmas was cancelled

  • 4

    jazzhands

    10 years ago

    Oh this is absolutely irresistible. Hell, I'd do both.

  • 3

    Fangirl For YouTube

    6 years ago

    OMG IM FANGIRLING AGAIN!!! MARKIPLIER GOT THIS ONE!!!! please dont make me the only markiplier fangirl here please . . . .

  • 3

    hunter

    8 years ago

    Haha

  • 3

    TheWaterDrinker

    8 years ago

    Hey, I got a free credit card and some free money :D.

  • 3

    Nick-Nack

    9 years ago

    horrible, but feel for the orphans....

  • 3

    Simon T

    9 years ago

    surely if christmas was actually cancelled, i'd have to tell everyone anyway?

  • 3

    Ian Crawford

    9 years ago

    More money!

  • 3

    James Arntz

    10 years ago

    We could just make up ANOTHER christmas lie like we did with Santa...

  • 2

    Hellajalapenos

    6 years ago

    I don't wanna steal shit but the old woman would probs die soon and she won't longer need it... And im not gonna be a dick to orphans..

  • 2

    UseThisToAddressMe

    9 years ago

    Steal an elderly woman's purse obviously. I don't need to do it in a violent manner and there is also something to gain for me. Being mean to orphans is pointless.

  • 2

    andrew

    9 years ago

    so what if i get arrested orphan are poor

  • 2

    JXT

    10 years ago

    I'd like to do both please.

  • 2

    cerpintaxt

    10 years ago

    this is hilarious

  • 2

    Ptess254

    10 years ago

    Yaharr, who has to tell ten orphans christmas is cancelled? This [email protected]

  • 2

    hendrxson

    11 years ago

    free money and i didnt ruin any childrens dreams

  • 2

    bones

    11 years ago

    no Christmas

  • 2

    iamdrebbits

    11 years ago

    They can save their socks.

  • 0

    jesusalop´ro

    1 month ago

    The old lady would never reach me Xd

  • 1

    HexBug88

    2 years ago

    So I stole an elderly woman's purse and surprised her with a better new one =D

  • 1

    bruhmomentum

    2 years ago

    Loool why would Christmas even get cancelled lmao, its tradition you cant just go like "bOSs wE mIgHt hAvE tO cAnCeL cHriStmAs"

  • 0

    Mark

    1 month ago

    Orphans have enough on their plate already.

  • 1

    Riddles

    4 years ago

    cruel to orphans.. look, a eldry women.. i would feel less bad for the women since she can easily get a new bag, but 10 orphans?..

  • 1

    HiImDelta

    4 years ago

    What if the orphans are athiests?

  • 1

    EggZekutor

    4 years ago

    Come on! The woman could've had all of her savings in there! What if she couldn't pay the rent and became homeless! Christmas is shit anyways.

  • 1

    xpainfulll

    4 years ago

    You can tell 10 orphans that do not celebrate Christmas that it is cancelled. They won't care. LLOOGGIICC!!

  • 1

    TheFoxy2323

    4 years ago

    we dont celebrate christmas.

  • 1

    CANDY

    4 years ago

    So mean I would not tell orphans Christmas is cancelled they have no family plus if I was an orphan I would not care I celebrate kwanza

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