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44% Go one year without your teeth

56% Go one year without the Internet

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Internets or Choppers?

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No dentures allowed and anything involving the internet is off limits, think life in 1980 people. But just for you.

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  • 155

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    That's easy I would just puree my food and drink milkshakes and Slim Fast and baby food! Duh

    • 161

      totopher

      3 years ago

      In my opinion that would taste like absolute shit.

    • 8

      Shark

      3 years ago

      Trust . Its horrible.

    • 54

      LeBatman

      3 years ago

      Smoothies. Every. Day.

    • 9

      LeBatman

      3 years ago

      ^That's a good thing, to clarify^

    • 49

      FlatTopBob

      3 years ago

      I would die without the Internet

    • 55

      auburnstar

      3 years ago

      I think people don't realise the irony of the question... on the internet.

    • 9

      Jonas

      2 years ago

      Eat mcdonalds. You don't even need teeth to eat that garbage.

    • 1

      pot

      2 years ago

      to think about it, i rarely use my teeth, mostly on protein shakes

    • 19

      Mike Ock

      2 years ago

      Wtf is wrong with you people

    • 8

      Cody Dudash

      2 years ago

      Teeth were overrated anyway.

    • 5

      friendly dragon

      2 years ago

      You wouldn't be that attractive

    • 10

      Fly Guy

      2 years ago

      It's pretty bad seeing how many people would give up teeth for some magical glowing plastic.

    • 9

      Glaceon999

      1 year ago

      Use other peoples' internet.

    • 1

      Emma

      1 year ago

      Woot be thin too

    • 3

      Reks

      1 year ago

      @Fly Guy, like your dildo?

    • 4

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      Wait......after the year is over, I get my teeth back? Lol let's see my dentist react to that!

    • 2

      Levelworld

      11 months ago

      @Glaceon999 It clearly states: "anything involving the internet is off limits" I would probably bash my teeth out without the internet, so it's more of a lose/lose-a-lot for me.

    • 1

      CuteDogGamer

      5 months ago

      Screw teeth! I WOULD LOSE MY MIND WITHOUT INTERNET

    • 3

      Heroboy99

      5 months ago

      My brother survived without internet for one year so it's pretty easy to handle so BOO-HOO i lost internet u probably forced to eat baby food...

    • 0

      Hannah_Horse

      5 months ago

      Who wouldn't..?

    • 1

      Annoying Dog

      4 months ago

      *knocks myself out for a year* *wakes up* Nothing happened... LOOPHOLE ALERT (kinda)

    • 0

      IStoleUrComics

      4 months ago

      FlapTopBob Same i would DIE without the internet

    • 1

      MashedPotato101

      3 months ago

      I can't survive 2 days without internet , what would I do in a year..!

    • 0

      Jampai

      3 months ago

      Way too complicated thought process. Getting dentures is the way to go.

    • 0

      R-Dizzle

      2 months ago

      I don't need dentures, i'll just get implants.

    • 0

      5xSharkzx5

      2 months ago

      Man F**k my teeth!

    • 2

      Kenton Evans

      2 months ago

      Man no internet I could do that

    • 0

      sourcupcake123

      2 months ago

      I would have chose red but for school the internet is vital, its actually a requirement no lie, to do homework

    • 0

      Gelatonite

      2 months ago

      Blend together a Thanksgiving Dinner. Shit is nasty

    • 0

      Emilia

      2 months ago

      good point

    • 0

      HardcoreTS

      1 month ago

      couldnt live without the other.

    • 0

      pro

      1 month ago

      Makes perfect sense

    • 0

      Thomas Baja

      1 month ago

      hell ya

    • 0

      BOB101

      2 weeks ago

      THIS GUY IS A GEINYUS

    • 0

      Emiliana

      2 weeks ago

      thats rlly gross but a good idea

    • 0

      utrarafat

      5 days ago

      1 word: soup

  • 65

    Matthew

    4 years ago

    You need the internet to survive in this world.

  • 47

    Corgylegs

    4 years ago

    The internet is my life source and without teeth, I can just liquify my food and just be alright with that.

    • 22

      Boy Bawang

      2 years ago

      Oh look a no life

    • 2

      Sven Ellenbroek

      2 years ago

      That's the comment i searched for

    • 4

      Flying pancakes

      2 years ago

      @Boy Oh the Irony.

    • 1

      Yami Atem Yugi

      2 years ago

      @Corgylegs Ew...but ok...

    • 4

      mykittehisswickeh

      2 years ago

      Talking is overrated anyways. The internet is the true source of happiness.

    • 2

      Mysticbutterflies

      2 years ago

      @FlyingPancakes it's only irony if @Boy loved and couldn't be without Internet himself. Just because he's on the Internet doesn't mean he is like @Coreylegs who has the Internet as his life source.

    • 0

      LlamaEggs

      3 months ago

      @Boy Bawang um.... if your on the internet playing a would you rather game WITHOUT FRIENDS probably in your room with the lights off, who says you can call someone else a no life? xD Haha I have ABSOLUTELY NO life but i mean... come on bro

    • 0

      Unicorn

      1 month ago

      I mean I could survive on smoothies,Starbucks,soup,juice and water right? Or not...

  • 25

    RoryBrinkmann

    3 years ago

    I find this depressing how many people chose blue

    • 8

      Olivebates

      3 years ago

      How can you call yourself a man?

    • 7

      Rafael Tavares

      3 years ago

      Maybe a man with no-virtual social life. Choose blue is sad.

    • 2

      Flying pancakes

      2 years ago

      @Olivebates Ask yourself that same question. You seem to be a brony if you have that picture. I chose blue because I play games online.

    • 0

      strits

      3 months ago

      I think I could manage to cut up my food enough to compensate for not having teeth, an apparently I get them back after a year. Would just be really bored without internet, or maybe with enough computer games and music already downloaded I would have chosen the other option

  • 18

    xMeggieManiacal

    4 years ago

    I would move to a rainforest or somewhere beautiful like that for a year.

  • 15

    rachael22

    4 years ago

    well its called being social im an internet attict but like you still get a phone so call and hang out with friends its only a year

  • 13

    wrathseed

    3 years ago

    You people are addicted as fuck...

  • 11

    Lyle

    3 years ago

    I think going without internet would open up my eyes to the world, but I wouldn't do it voluntarily.

  • 9

    Brennen Fisher

    3 years ago

    BLEND DA FOOD

  • 9

    BloodyKnives

    3 years ago

    no brainer

  • 9

    max

    3 years ago

    at least i still have pokemon...

  • 9

    stephenKiller60

    4 years ago

    I could just get false teeth tell i get them back.

    • 8

      Jay Dickey

      4 years ago

      "No dentures allowed and anything involving the internet is off limits, think life in 1980 people. But just for you." No fake teeth.

    • 0

      Cornelius McMuffin

      4 months ago

      Fuck you jay. It says no dentures, not no fake teeth, there are other fake teeth besides dentures.

  • 6

    Anna

    2 years ago

    These results are sad

  • 6

    Jacob

    3 years ago

    To everyone who says it's sad that people choose blue because you assume they can't get away from Facebook/yourather/reddit/what have you, some people need to use it to communicate for important things. I for one would have some extreme difficulty with school and work. In fact I would have to quit my job, and I wouldn't be able to get emails about my classes, register for classes, get any financial aid, turn in assignments for certain required classes, etc.

  • 6

    Chad

    3 years ago

    Dentures

    • 0

      Boy Bawang

      2 years ago

      no fake teeth

    • 0

      Cornelius McMuffin

      4 months ago

      No. It says no dentures, not fake teeth. Dentures are fake teeth, but fake teeth are not dentures. Both of you are wrong.

  • 6

    Lawrence

    3 years ago

    We survived just fine without it until 15 or so years ago.

    • 3

      Lawrence

      3 years ago

      Hell I might even accomplish something in that year.

  • 6

    Extraball

    3 years ago

    Rephrased version: be social for a year, or sit in ur room for a year

  • 5

    Allamo

    3 years ago

    My life would be way more productive

  • 5

    GENOCIDEGeorge

    3 years ago

    Dentures, motherfuckers

  • 5

    LoyalJoker

    4 years ago

    No internet. because then I may actually get shit done

  • 3

    Danni

    5 months ago

    WTF??? I don't think some people know what its like to experience a life without internet I couldn't even go one night without it I would probably kill myself after a whole year.

  • 4

    Corbinium

    3 years ago

    I need to eat. Never said you couldn't use a computer, just no internet. You know what that means... MINECRAFT

    • 1

      Levelworld

      11 months ago

      Good luck downloading your updates, playing on servers, getting mods, and watching tutorials. MC4LIFE

    • 0

      ZackYT

      2 months ago

      @LevelWorld You dumb or some shit? You can play on single player you dumb fuck.

  • 4

    Violet Howard Vaugha

    3 years ago

    PUDDING. hnnngggh

  • 4

    Jeremy

    3 years ago

    Teeth? Who needs them. Internet? I'd die without it.

    • 0

      Boy Bawang

      2 years ago

      You need teeth to speak properly and eat properly, and according to your profile pic you should have been born on the 90's or older which in this case you probably didn't have internet until 2000's. Am i right Jeremy no life?

  • 4

    GareBear

    4 years ago

    I love pudding.

  • 1

    I LOVE JACKSEPTICEYE

    3 weeks ago

    I would kill myself without jacksepticeye for a year

    • 0

      Emiliana

      2 weeks ago

      IKR JACKSEPTICEYE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2

    Undertale Chara

    5 months ago

    I just remembered that I have to be on the internet at my school. Oops.

  • 2

    Neymar

    5 months ago

    FUCK TEETH I NEED INTERNET

  • 3

    [deleted]

    2 years ago

    seriously?

  • 3

    Veronica Rouby

    3 years ago

    I'd just eat a ton of mashed potatoes! That would kind of awesome, actually...

  • 3

    MarshManOriginal

    3 years ago

    I got my books still.

  • 3

    Katie

    3 years ago

    I spend most of my life on the internet, I guess it would be good to actually go out and do something. Lolol.

  • 0

    eer

    1 day ago

    Just Get A Teeth repair

  • 0

    brar

    2 days ago

    I would choose no internet because I have had no internet for about 6 years

  • 1

    Gurgle Flurgle

    2 months ago

    Think about it reds. 1. If you're still in school, a lot of projects require you to go on the internet. 2. We live in a time where we can get news in a few clicks or taps. Without the internet, you'd have to go out and by a newspaper. (I know that last part sounded a bit ignorant but hold on.) Embrace the internet. The internet is more than dumb videos or games.

  • 0

    InfoBot20

    5 days ago

    you don't really need the internet that much

  • 0

    WazzaBear

    1 week ago

    @totopher great comment

  • 0

    superminiguy

    1 week ago

    i meant blue

  • 0

    superminiguy

    1 week ago

    lol i accidentaly clicked red b4 reading

  • 0

    Shut up

    1 week ago

    Ehhh.. I could still read books anyways.. :P

  • 0

    Magic

    1 week ago

    go on now get off the internet

  • 0

    Terry Legris

    1 week ago

    Get dentures... duh

  • 1

    teminus1210

    4 months ago

    less socialy aquard

  • 2

    Matthew Robinson

    3 years ago

    A surprisingly large amount of people need their internet more than their teeth... wow...

  • 0

    glitch101

    1 week ago

    dentures BAM

  • 0

    SplicedPenguin

    1 week ago

    SOUP FOR A YEAR IT IS THEN

  • 2

    Kash Andrews

    3 years ago

    I think not having the internet for a year would be liberating

  • 2

    duffany1

    3 years ago

    Pfft. I don't use the Internet anyway. Oh wait...

  • 0

    LegitLogic

    1 week ago

    Apple sauce, yum

  • 0

    KingDJ27

    1 week ago

    I can live without internet but without teeth you cant eat so you will die

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