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No dentures allowed and anything involving the internet is off limits, think life in 1980 people. But just for you.

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  • 175

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    That's easy I would just puree my food and drink milkshakes and Slim Fast and baby food! Duh

    • 173

      totopher

      4 years ago

      In my opinion that would taste like absolute shit.

    • 8

      Shark

      4 years ago

      Trust . Its horrible.

    • 61

      LeBatman

      3 years ago

      Smoothies. Every. Day.

    • 10

      LeBatman

      3 years ago

      ^That's a good thing, to clarify^

    • 54

      FlatTopBob

      3 years ago

      I would die without the Internet

    • 59

      auburnstar

      3 years ago

      I think people don't realise the irony of the question... on the internet.

    • 11

      Jonas

      3 years ago

      Eat mcdonalds. You don't even need teeth to eat that garbage.

    • 2

      pot

      2 years ago

      to think about it, i rarely use my teeth, mostly on protein shakes

    • 20

      Mike Ock

      2 years ago

      Wtf is wrong with you people

    • 9

      Cody Dudash

      2 years ago

      Teeth were overrated anyway.

    • 6

      friendly dragon

      2 years ago

      You wouldn't be that attractive

    • 11

      Fly Guy

      2 years ago

      It's pretty bad seeing how many people would give up teeth for some magical glowing plastic.

    • 10

      Glaceon999

      2 years ago

      Use other peoples' internet.

    • 1

      Emma

      2 years ago

      Woot be thin too

    • 3

      Reks

      1 year ago

      @Fly Guy, like your dildo?

    • 6

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      Wait......after the year is over, I get my teeth back? Lol let's see my dentist react to that!

    • 2

      Levelworld

      1 year ago

      @Glaceon999 It clearly states: "anything involving the internet is off limits" I would probably bash my teeth out without the internet, so it's more of a lose/lose-a-lot for me.

    • 1

      CuteDogGamer

      10 months ago

      Screw teeth! I WOULD LOSE MY MIND WITHOUT INTERNET

    • 4

      Heroboy99

      9 months ago

      My brother survived without internet for one year so it's pretty easy to handle so BOO-HOO i lost internet u probably forced to eat baby food...

    • 0

      Hannah_Horse

      9 months ago

      Who wouldn't..?

    • 2

      Annoying Dog

      9 months ago

      *knocks myself out for a year* *wakes up* Nothing happened... LOOPHOLE ALERT (kinda)

    • 0

      IStoleUrComics

      8 months ago

      FlapTopBob Same i would DIE without the internet

    • 2

      MashedPotato101

      8 months ago

      I can't survive 2 days without internet , what would I do in a year..!

    • 0

      Jampai

      7 months ago

      Way too complicated thought process. Getting dentures is the way to go.

    • 0

      R-Dizzle

      6 months ago

      I don't need dentures, i'll just get implants.

    • 0

      5xSharkzx5

      6 months ago

      Man F**k my teeth!

    • 2

      Kenton Evans

      6 months ago

      Man no internet I could do that

    • 0

      sourcupcake123

      6 months ago

      I would have chose red but for school the internet is vital, its actually a requirement no lie, to do homework

    • 0

      Gelatonite

      6 months ago

      Blend together a Thanksgiving Dinner. Shit is nasty

    • 0

      Emilia

      6 months ago

      good point

    • 0

      HardcoreTS

      6 months ago

      couldnt live without the other.

    • 0

      pro

      6 months ago

      Makes perfect sense

    • 0

      Thomas Baja

      5 months ago

      hell ya

    • 0

      BOB101

      4 months ago

      THIS GUY IS A GEINYUS

    • 0

      Emiliana

      4 months ago

      thats rlly gross but a good idea

    • 0

      utrarafat

      4 months ago

      1 word: soup

    • 0

      Aadit

      3 months ago

      YEAH DUDE!

    • 0

      Hovah

      3 months ago

      Wouldn't that just taste like absolute shit?

    • 0

      GABY

      3 months ago

      i love food to much to give my teeth up... fuck the internet

    • 0

      Amelietheduck

      3 months ago

      applesause pudding milkshake soup, i would have to keep my head slightly backward while eating, mac'n'cheese, im good with no teeth as long as i have aphmau

    • 0

      Elizabeth Rosado

      3 months ago

      I can't go without internet otherwise I can't use this website

    • 1

      Ivan

      2 months ago

      who can live without internet

    • 0

      RESPECT

      4 weeks ago

      Have you heard of an Xbox One or a PS4 or even a Wii U

  • 71

    Matthew

    4 years ago

    You need the internet to survive in this world.

  • 53

    Corgylegs

    5 years ago

    The internet is my life source and without teeth, I can just liquify my food and just be alright with that.

    • 23

      Boy Bawang

      3 years ago

      Oh look a no life

    • 2

      Sven Ellenbroek

      3 years ago

      That's the comment i searched for

    • 4

      Flying pancakes

      3 years ago

      @Boy Oh the Irony.

    • 1

      Yami Atem Yugi

      2 years ago

      @Corgylegs Ew...but ok...

    • 5

      mykittehisswickeh

      2 years ago

      Talking is overrated anyways. The internet is the true source of happiness.

    • 3

      Mysticbutterflies

      2 years ago

      @FlyingPancakes it's only irony if @Boy loved and couldn't be without Internet himself. Just because he's on the Internet doesn't mean he is like @Coreylegs who has the Internet as his life source.

    • 0

      LlamaEggs

      7 months ago

      @Boy Bawang um.... if your on the internet playing a would you rather game WITHOUT FRIENDS probably in your room with the lights off, who says you can call someone else a no life? xD Haha I have ABSOLUTELY NO life but i mean... come on bro

    • 0

      Unicorn

      5 months ago

      I mean I could survive on smoothies,Starbucks,soup,juice and water right? Or not...

    • 0

      BlameTheNarwhals

      2 months ago

      I'm betting that most of the blues are white.

  • 26

    RoryBrinkmann

    4 years ago

    I find this depressing how many people chose blue

    • 9

      Olivebates

      3 years ago

      How can you call yourself a man?

    • 8

      Rafael Tavares

      3 years ago

      Maybe a man with no-virtual social life. Choose blue is sad.

    • 2

      Flying pancakes

      3 years ago

      @Olivebates Ask yourself that same question. You seem to be a brony if you have that picture. I chose blue because I play games online.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      7 months ago

      I think I could manage to cut up my food enough to compensate for not having teeth, an apparently I get them back after a year. Would just be really bored without internet, or maybe with enough computer games and music already downloaded I would have chosen the other option

  • 18

    xMeggieManiacal

    5 years ago

    I would move to a rainforest or somewhere beautiful like that for a year.

  • 15

    rachael22

    5 years ago

    well its called being social im an internet attict but like you still get a phone so call and hang out with friends its only a year

  • 14

    wrathseed

    4 years ago

    You people are addicted as fuck...

  • 11

    Lyle

    4 years ago

    I think going without internet would open up my eyes to the world, but I wouldn't do it voluntarily.

  • 10

    BloodyKnives

    4 years ago

    no brainer

  • 9

    Brennen Fisher

    4 years ago

    BLEND DA FOOD

  • 9

    max

    4 years ago

    at least i still have pokemon...

  • 9

    stephenKiller60

    4 years ago

    I could just get false teeth tell i get them back.

    • 8

      Jay Dickey

      4 years ago

      "No dentures allowed and anything involving the internet is off limits, think life in 1980 people. But just for you." No fake teeth.

    • 0

      Cornelius McMuffin

      8 months ago

      Fuck you jay. It says no dentures, not no fake teeth, there are other fake teeth besides dentures.

  • 8

    Anna

    3 years ago

    These results are sad

  • 7

    Jacob

    3 years ago

    To everyone who says it's sad that people choose blue because you assume they can't get away from Facebook/yourather/reddit/what have you, some people need to use it to communicate for important things. I for one would have some extreme difficulty with school and work. In fact I would have to quit my job, and I wouldn't be able to get emails about my classes, register for classes, get any financial aid, turn in assignments for certain required classes, etc.

  • 6

    Chad

    4 years ago

    Dentures

    • 0

      Boy Bawang

      3 years ago

      no fake teeth

    • 0

      Cornelius McMuffin

      8 months ago

      No. It says no dentures, not fake teeth. Dentures are fake teeth, but fake teeth are not dentures. Both of you are wrong.

  • 6

    Lawrence

    4 years ago

    We survived just fine without it until 15 or so years ago.

    • 3

      Lawrence

      4 years ago

      Hell I might even accomplish something in that year.

  • 6

    Extraball

    4 years ago

    Rephrased version: be social for a year, or sit in ur room for a year

  • 5

    Corbinium

    3 years ago

    I need to eat. Never said you couldn't use a computer, just no internet. You know what that means... MINECRAFT

    • 1

      Levelworld

      1 year ago

      Good luck downloading your updates, playing on servers, getting mods, and watching tutorials. MC4LIFE

    • 1

      ZackYT

      6 months ago

      @LevelWorld You dumb or some shit? You can play on single player you dumb fuck.

    • 0

      RESPECT

      4 weeks ago

      ZackYT, playing on servers are awesome, you can play with friends, rekt noobs in minigames and PvP and build incredible things without having to accidentally destroy all your hard work because you mixed up which update your world was in, if your extremely lucky, you can personally know a youtuber and rekt them in a minigame, but im usually the one who loses.

  • 5

    Allamo

    3 years ago

    My life would be way more productive

  • 5

    Violet Howard Vaugha

    4 years ago

    PUDDING. hnnngggh

  • 5

    GENOCIDEGeorge

    4 years ago

    Dentures, motherfuckers

    • 1

      GENOCIDEGeorge

      4 years ago

      DISREGARD THIS I AM STUPID AND BLIND

    • 0

      ghost kitty donuts

      2 months ago

      At least you had the decency to admit the mistake, unlike most of the people that make the mistake. Good job *throws biscuit*

  • 5

    LoyalJoker

    4 years ago

    No internet. because then I may actually get shit done

  • 4

    Jeremy

    4 years ago

    Teeth? Who needs them. Internet? I'd die without it.

    • 0

      Boy Bawang

      3 years ago

      You need teeth to speak properly and eat properly, and according to your profile pic you should have been born on the 90's or older which in this case you probably didn't have internet until 2000's. Am i right Jeremy no life?

  • 3

    Danni

    9 months ago

    WTF??? I don't think some people know what its like to experience a life without internet I couldn't even go one night without it I would probably kill myself after a whole year.

    • 0

      Bonjour Dino

      7 months ago

      ikr!!

    • 1

      MuffinMan

      1 month ago

      You can't be fucking serious. Have you just like not lived or something. I've gone days where my internet has been down and it just really isn't that bad. You can still play video games, just offline and especially if you have work or school or both. You're at school until about 4, you come home play video games offline and then sleep at 10.

  • 4

    GareBear

    4 years ago

    I love pudding.

  • 3

    [deleted]

    3 years ago

    seriously?

  • 3

    Veronica Rouby

    4 years ago

    I'd just eat a ton of mashed potatoes! That would kind of awesome, actually...

  • 3

    MarshManOriginal

    4 years ago

    I got my books still.

  • 3

    Katie

    4 years ago

    I spend most of my life on the internet, I guess it would be good to actually go out and do something. Lolol.

  • 3

    jazzhands

    4 years ago

    Brendan is retarded, I could just wear dentures. And I'd have better looking teeth!

  • 2

    Undertale Chara

    9 months ago

    I just remembered that I have to be on the internet at my school. Oops.

  • 2

    Neymar

    9 months ago

    FUCK TEETH I NEED INTERNET

  • 1

    Oka Ruto

    3 months ago

    I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THE INTERNET!!! FUCK TEETH! MILKSHAKES FOR DAYS!!!

  • 0

    Boonaw

    6 days ago

    I need my teeth, plus I've already done without internet for multiple years.

  • 0

    Zach Noles

    1 week ago

    DEEZ NUTS

  • 0

    Kasra Ghassemi

    1 week ago

    i love the internet no fair

  • 2

    Matthew Robinson

    3 years ago

    A surprisingly large amount of people need their internet more than their teeth... wow...

  • 2

    Kash Andrews

    4 years ago

    I think not having the internet for a year would be liberating

  • 2

    duffany1

    4 years ago

    Pfft. I don't use the Internet anyway. Oh wait...

  • 1

    I LOVE JACKSEPTICEYE

    4 months ago

    I would kill myself without jacksepticeye for a year

    • 0

      Emiliana

      4 months ago

      IKR JACKSEPTICEYE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 0

    Oeschger

    2 weeks ago

    Doesn't mean i cant talk?

  • 1

    Jason Porka

    6 months ago

    9 purees a day isn't that bad

  • 0

    Cassidy Bruce

    2 weeks ago

    Smoothies all the way!

  • 0

    Dan

    2 weeks ago

    I guess I'll just have to read a book. Or wait, I could just play non-internet games.

  • 1

    Gurgle Flurgle

    7 months ago

    Think about it reds. 1. If you're still in school, a lot of projects require you to go on the internet. 2. We live in a time where we can get news in a few clicks or taps. Without the internet, you'd have to go out and by a newspaper. (I know that last part sounded a bit ignorant but hold on.) Embrace the internet. The internet is more than dumb videos or games.

  • 0

    sophia larson

    3 weeks ago

    i would die without the inter net on second thought ive always wanted to live on a farm with at least 5 horses so no internet would actually be nice and on the first day of 2017 i watch all the good mythical morning that i missed

  • 0

    ForsakenOne

    3 weeks ago

    Agh, I would be too bored without Youtube and Kissanime...

  • 1

    teminus1210

    8 months ago

    less socialy aquard

  • 0

    Arista

    3 weeks ago

    I need the internet to live, without it, I am nothing.

  • 1

    MadamCreator

    9 months ago

    NO INTERNET? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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