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44% Go one year without your teeth

56% Go one year without the Internet

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Internets or Choppers?

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No dentures allowed and anything involving the internet is off limits, think life in 1980 people. But just for you.

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  • 123

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    That's easy I would just puree my food and drink milkshakes and Slim Fast and baby food! Duh

    • 135

      totopher

      3 years ago

      In my opinion that would taste like absolute shit.

    • 7

      Shark

      3 years ago

      Trust . Its horrible.

    • 45

      LeBatman

      3 years ago

      Smoothies. Every. Day.

    • 9

      LeBatman

      3 years ago

      ^That's a good thing, to clarify^

    • 40

      FlatTopBob

      3 years ago

      I would die without the Internet

    • 42

      auburnstar

      2 years ago

      I think people don't realise the irony of the question... on the internet.

    • 5

      Jonas

      2 years ago

      Eat mcdonalds. You don't even need teeth to eat that garbage.

    • 1

      pot

      2 years ago

      to think about it, i rarely use my teeth, mostly on protein shakes

    • 13

      Mike Ock

      2 years ago

      Wtf is wrong with you people

    • 6

      Cody Dudash

      1 year ago

      Teeth were overrated anyway.

    • 2

      friendly dragon

      1 year ago

      You wouldn't be that attractive

    • 7

      Fly Guy

      1 year ago

      It's pretty bad seeing how many people would give up teeth for some magical glowing plastic.

    • 4

      Glaceon999

      1 year ago

      Use other peoples' internet.

    • 1

      Emma

      1 year ago

      Woot be thin too

    • 2

      Reks

      1 year ago

      @Fly Guy, like your dildo?

    • 4

      Evalgra

      10 months ago

      Wait......after the year is over, I get my teeth back? Lol let's see my dentist react to that!

    • 1

      Levelworld

      7 months ago

      @Glaceon999 It clearly states: "anything involving the internet is off limits" I would probably bash my teeth out without the internet, so it's more of a lose/lose-a-lot for me.

    • 0

      CuteDogGamer

      2 months ago

      Screw teeth! I WOULD LOSE MY MIND WITHOUT INTERNET

    • 1

      Heroboy99

      2 months ago

      My brother survived without internet for one year so it's pretty easy to handle so BOO-HOO i lost internet u probably forced to eat baby food...

    • 0

      Hannah_Horse

      2 months ago

      Who wouldn't..?

    • 0

      Annoying Dog

      1 month ago

      *knocks myself out for a year* *wakes up* Nothing happened... LOOPHOLE ALERT (kinda)

    • 0

      IStoleUrComics

      1 month ago

      FlapTopBob Same i would DIE without the internet

    • 0

      MashedPotato101

      1 week ago

      I can't survive 2 days without internet , what would I do in a year..!

  • 60

    Matthew

    4 years ago

    You need the internet to survive in this world.

  • 42

    Corgylegs

    4 years ago

    The internet is my life source and without teeth, I can just liquify my food and just be alright with that.

    • 18

      Boy Bawang

      2 years ago

      Oh look a no life

    • 2

      Sven Ellenbroek

      2 years ago

      That's the comment i searched for

    • 3

      Flying pancakes

      2 years ago

      @Boy Oh the Irony.

    • 1

      Yami Atem Yugi

      1 year ago

      @Corgylegs Ew...but ok...

    • 4

      mykittehisswickeh

      1 year ago

      Talking is overrated anyways. The internet is the true source of happiness.

    • 1

      Mysticbutterflies

      1 year ago

      @FlyingPancakes it's only irony if @Boy loved and couldn't be without Internet himself. Just because he's on the Internet doesn't mean he is like @Coreylegs who has the Internet as his life source.

    • 0

      LlamaEggs

      4 days ago

      @Boy Bawang um.... if your on the internet playing a would you rather game WITHOUT FRIENDS probably in your room with the lights off, who says you can call someone else a no life? xD Haha I have ABSOLUTELY NO life but i mean... come on bro

  • 21

    RoryBrinkmann

    3 years ago

    I find this depressing how many people chose blue

    • 7

      Olivebates

      3 years ago

      How can you call yourself a man?

    • 6

      Rafael Tavares

      3 years ago

      Maybe a man with no-virtual social life. Choose blue is sad.

    • 1

      Flying pancakes

      2 years ago

      @Olivebates Ask yourself that same question. You seem to be a brony if you have that picture. I chose blue because I play games online.

  • 17

    xMeggieManiacal

    4 years ago

    I would move to a rainforest or somewhere beautiful like that for a year.

  • 14

    rachael22

    4 years ago

    well its called being social im an internet attict but like you still get a phone so call and hang out with friends its only a year

  • 11

    wrathseed

    3 years ago

    You people are addicted as fuck...

  • 10

    Lyle

    3 years ago

    I think going without internet would open up my eyes to the world, but I wouldn't do it voluntarily.

  • 9

    Brennen Fisher

    3 years ago

    BLEND DA FOOD

  • 9

    max

    3 years ago

    at least i still have pokemon...

  • 8

    stephenKiller60

    4 years ago

    I could just get false teeth tell i get them back.

    • 7

      Jay Dickey

      3 years ago

      "No dentures allowed and anything involving the internet is off limits, think life in 1980 people. But just for you." No fake teeth.

    • 0

      Cornelius McMuffin

      1 month ago

      Fuck you jay. It says no dentures, not no fake teeth, there are other fake teeth besides dentures.

  • 3

    Danni

    1 month ago

    WTF??? I don't think some people know what its like to experience a life without internet I couldn't even go one night without it I would probably kill myself after a whole year.

  • 7

    BloodyKnives

    3 years ago

    no brainer

  • 6

    Extraball

    3 years ago

    Rephrased version: be social for a year, or sit in ur room for a year

  • 5

    Allamo

    3 years ago

    My life would be way more productive

  • 2

    Undertale Chara

    1 month ago

    I just remembered that I have to be on the internet at my school. Oops.

  • 5

    Chad

    3 years ago

    Dentures

    • 0

      Boy Bawang

      2 years ago

      no fake teeth

    • 0

      Cornelius McMuffin

      1 month ago

      No. It says no dentures, not fake teeth. Dentures are fake teeth, but fake teeth are not dentures. Both of you are wrong.

  • 5

    LoyalJoker

    3 years ago

    No internet. because then I may actually get shit done

  • 4

    Anna

    2 years ago

    These results are sad

  • 4

    Jacob

    3 years ago

    To everyone who says it's sad that people choose blue because you assume they can't get away from Facebook/yourather/reddit/what have you, some people need to use it to communicate for important things. I for one would have some extreme difficulty with school and work. In fact I would have to quit my job, and I wouldn't be able to get emails about my classes, register for classes, get any financial aid, turn in assignments for certain required classes, etc.

  • 4

    Violet Howard Vaugha

    3 years ago

    PUDDING. hnnngggh

  • 4

    GENOCIDEGeorge

    3 years ago

    Dentures, motherfuckers

  • 4

    Jeremy

    3 years ago

    Teeth? Who needs them. Internet? I'd die without it.

    • 0

      Boy Bawang

      2 years ago

      You need teeth to speak properly and eat properly, and according to your profile pic you should have been born on the 90's or older which in this case you probably didn't have internet until 2000's. Am i right Jeremy no life?

  • 4

    GareBear

    3 years ago

    I love pudding.

  • 1

    MadamCreator

    1 month ago

    NO INTERNET? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

  • 1

    Offensive.wmv

    1 month ago

    fake teeth ftw

  • 1

    Coincidensh

    1 month ago

    That would include no multiplayer, online chat, local services, personal services, managing my bank account, bus card.. Nah, I could go a year on just soup easy.

  • 1

    Cole

    1 month ago

    a cell reception isn't Internet. loophole found.

  • 1

    Beb Ress

    1 month ago

    The way I see it is no teeth for a year or death

  • 1

    Sarah

    1 month ago

    Puddin for me...

  • 3

    [deleted]

    2 years ago

    seriously?

  • 1

    TheBeastTamer123

    1 month ago

    hey one year without internet the internet is life people HOW WOULD YOU PLAY GAMES ONLINE I COULD GO one year without my teeth what would you do with your life without the internet

  • 1

    Marciaplier

    1 month ago

    I can't live without Internet, I have too many people I care about that I can't talk to everyday. I eat potatoes all the time anyways.

  • 1

    Slicer9876

    1 month ago

    Milkshakes, yogurt, ice cream, etc.

  • 3

    Lawrence

    3 years ago

    We survived just fine without it until 15 or so years ago.

    • 2

      Lawrence

      3 years ago

      Hell I might even accomplish something in that year.

  • 3

    MarshManOriginal

    3 years ago

    I got my books still.

  • 1

    Ammely

    2 months ago

    This quiz. ON THE INTERNET!!

  • 1

    Neymar

    2 months ago

    FUCK TEETH I NEED INTERNET

  • 1

    ksdjjsoaooas

    2 months ago

    No internet = no life. With no teeth you don't have to spend your time to brush ur teeth, you can eat some food like puree, drink....

  • 0

    Bonjour Dino

    23 hours ago

    Milkshakes forever :)

  • 0

    Palizar

    2 days ago

    Whoo did no one respond to that racist comment that guy is more of a racist then what he says the other guy no need to bring "nazis" into this man what the fuck just what the fuck I won't want any one to get hurt but you deserve it. It's 2016 you can get killed for you saying that I would hit someone in the face if they said that even to a total dick. Get some help really or therapy no room in the modern world for you and that. Shame on you and people the sick bastard whom liked that shameful comment

  • 0

    Palizar

    2 days ago

    You people can't live with out the internet you 56% of you

  • 0

    = Lockdown =

    3 days ago

    I've gone 1 year without internet.

  • 0

    = Lockdown =

    3 days ago

    I've gone 1 year without internet.

  • 0

    LlamaEggs

    4 days ago

    HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha hahaha haha ha ha... ha.... bye teeth! :)

  • 0

    cheetahlover6363

    5 days ago

    INTERNET IS LIFE FUCK TEETH I NEED INTERNET

  • 0

    Sans

    1 week ago

    What are we using to play thi- OH right the internet You "Bone" Heads

  • 0

    Infinite

    1 week ago

    Fresh air

  • 0

    Liv

    1 week ago

    Lol, I only go on the Internet when I have time to kill

  • 0

    Hailee Clawson

    1 week ago

    If you chose no internt then your crazy

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