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46% Listen to the Macarena for four hours straight

54% Listen to Mambo No. 5 for four hours straight

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Listen to the Macarena for four hours straight
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Listen to Mambo No. 5 for four hours straight

90s Music Torture

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Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega is actually a remake of a 1949 instrumental by Perez Prado.

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340 comments

  • 177

    JavaPants

    8 years ago

    Mambo No. 5 is the bomb, man. I can definitely get behind that.

    • 27

      Equinox

      7 years ago

      Wat is mambo?

    • 5

      Timothy Viverette

      7 years ago

      I had the album it was on, that was my music from 6th grade to 11th. Clearly I never got tired of it.

    • 9

      Fainting Goat

      7 years ago

      I like the History lesson in the description

    • 2

      tina

      7 years ago

      I . Like that my name is in it

    • 2

      Wayne Rooney

      6 years ago

      dude ive never heard of mambo no. 5, but macarena......

    • 0

      Evalgra

      5 years ago

      This is one of those kind of questions....

    • 4

      Perfectionist

      4 years ago

      hmm listen to a song for 4 HRS or another equally annoying song but for 5 HRS

    • 0

      SteveC

      4 years ago

      Damn right! :)

    • 0

      either?

      4 years ago

      what is mambo i just chose it XD

    • 5

      YouNeedCake

      4 years ago

      I would just be dancing to the macarena while everybody would be staring at me like I'm a complete dorkus.

    • 0

      Jaxz

      4 years ago

      yep and at least u will know every word of it off by heart! =D

    • 0

      Mingle

      4 years ago

      if i was not a broken mangled animatronic i would listen to music but i can't sadly

    • 0

      JBurd123

      3 years ago

      so true.

    • 1

      alieoffff

      3 months ago

      THAT MAN IS SO MY BROTHER IT IS A ATOMIC NUCLEAR BOMB

    • 0

      Michael Reddig

      1 month ago

      @Perfectionist it says four hours.

  • 63

    Aodan83

    9 years ago

    I choose death.

  • 30

    overtherainbow

    8 years ago

    I actually LIKE the Macarena. I would be dancing.

    • 5

      overtherainbow

      8 years ago

      Plus it's only like fifteen times per hour, so about 60 times of listening to it. Not really that bad.

    • 9

      JediChick238

      7 years ago

      LOL I love the song. I'd be dancing right next to you.

    • 2

      [deleted]

      7 years ago

      hell yeah! :D

    • 6

      Equinox

      7 years ago

      Oooohhhh the macarena!

    • 1

      TheMCbanana

      4 years ago

      i would just me sitting on my bed laughing for the first hour and buggying the second

  • 24

    Patrick19833

    9 years ago

    I would rather listen to both than Friday From Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber anyday

    • 4

      SteveKobbs

      8 years ago

      Friday is so much better than both.

    • 22

      Gohon

      8 years ago

      Your opinion Is due from Lack of Intelligence, Not education

    • 1

      Fainting Goat

      7 years ago

      @Patrick Please dispose of yourself in a humane manner

  • 16

    Maethor Wen

    8 years ago

    Man, I freaking love Mambo No. 5. I would have no problems with that.

    • 0

      Cale

      1 year ago

      me too but I clicked the wrong one just like 46% of people

  • 11

    Zach Harris

    8 years ago

    I like mambo #5

  • 10

    Blaine

    8 years ago

    I'm assuming I have the option to choose the original 1949 instrumental, and I would.

    • 1

      Oddbrother

      8 years ago

      One, 90s music. Two, NEVER play the guessing game on the Internet.

  • 8

    Shakyl Lambert

    8 years ago

    Mambo No. 5 is an awesome song. Macarena can suck it.

  • 8

    Izaak Dunsford

    8 years ago

    I like Mambo No. 5.

  • 6

    alex

    8 years ago

    1 2 345

  • 5

    Alexander Scott Dale

    8 years ago

    Done it!

  • 4

    TROLOTRON

    8 years ago

    ausiyauyauyvbaoua eeeeeeeeeee macarena

  • 4

    Ellen

    8 years ago

    Both get stuck in my head as soon as I read the titles, thanks a lot!

  • 3

    taniya4429

    8 years ago

    Love that song

  • 3

    Shrapnel

    8 years ago

    I could listen to Mambo No. 5 for a whole day.

  • 3

    Refresh100

    8 years ago

    Actually did, tend to listen to songs on repeat when I discover them and really like it.

  • 2

    WilkerS1

    4 years ago

    ISDH FAÇOWEIHF AWOREGHAERÇOIGHAÇAR4LTGOHNELAZSPAFNSG~LKAHSGIAWRHEGOAIGAYUHERUQ´WTOJWRETLG,A~DVÇADFSNVAÇFDSKJGA EEEEEEEEE macarena

  • 2

    Tamara

    7 years ago

    Mambo No.5 was my favourite song as a kid, I am sure I can survive that

  • 2

    Troggy

    7 years ago

    Macarena + Drunk = Awesome

  • 2

    BunnyBunnyBunny

    8 years ago

    But I love them both so much!

  • 2

    Capt. Jack Sparrow

    8 years ago

    But I like the song mambo No. 5 :(

  • 2

    poisonedlight

    8 years ago

    i accept your challenge

  • 1

    Tor Andre

    3 years ago

    One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter So what can I do, I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet

  • 1

    Topik

    4 years ago

    Never says you cant commit suicide

  • 1

    Joseph

    4 years ago

    Ladies and gentleman this is Mambo no 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter So what can I do, I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man, oh Mambo No. 5, oh Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you're doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man, oh Oh, trumpet The trumpet Mambo No. 5 (ha, ha, ha) A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all I do To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky Mambo No. 5, oh

  • 1

    Perfectionist

    4 years ago

    hmm listen to a song for 4 HRS or another equally annoying song but for 5 HRS

  • 1

    ILiekTurtlez

    4 years ago

    Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena...

  • 1

    Luc Renouf

    5 years ago

    Anyone remember the Bob the builder verision of mambo no.5?

  • 1

    mabby

    6 years ago

    Would I get to watch the video to?

  • 1

    Chai Ramaswamy

    6 years ago

    At least I could dance and entertain myself.

  • 1

    Krill

    6 years ago

    The one you like the most-- DON'T choose it. Songs can get old really fast, and your favorite song out of these will be ruined for you.

  • 1

    Fries

    7 years ago

    Heeeeeey macarena!!

  • 1

    chemicaldisease

    7 years ago

    after 4 hours I think I'd finally know Macarena's lyrics word by word.

  • 1

    enjoymysquid

    7 years ago

    I would get high first x)

  • 1

    Flea

    7 years ago

    heeey macarenaa

  • 1

    Stewiepwn

    7 years ago

    This is at least a little less repetitive.

  • 1

    Riael EagleEye

    8 years ago

    Eeeeeh macarena!

  • 1

    Alec Henson

    8 years ago

    I want both.

  • 1

    Diego Montero

    8 years ago

    What the fuck? I would choose both!!! I love them!

  • 1

    TheFarmer

    8 years ago

    i was watching an amateur porno once and Mambo No. 5 came on in the background...its pretty difficult to masturbate while dancing/laughing your ass off. Wait....Why did i tell you guys that?

  • 1

    Manjith Murali

    8 years ago

    FASUHLNFUASFNJNIPOQWIBEBJB macarena, WUABNUSNFNADFPUSFNPASNGF macarena, AUEBNGUBAEUGUADOBGODNGIN macarena, EEEH! MACARENA!

  • 1

    wrathseed

    8 years ago

    I love that song.

  • 1

    Aroxion

    8 years ago

    DHDHADHDHAHDHDAHDHDHDA MACARENA DADHAHDHADHDHHAHDHD MACARENA DADDADADADADADHHAHD EHHHHHH MACARINA!

  • 0

    Hikari is king

    3 months ago

    I knew

  • 0

    OOF

    5 months ago

    A little bit of people pick macarena

  • 0

    Samuel Pilbrough

    5 months ago

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey... MACARENA!!!

  • 0

    YeetSquad1

    7 months ago

    Can we all agree that Macarena is the most infectious and annoying song ever

  • 0

    RickyMyBy

    8 months ago

    I can get down to that.

  • 0

    Ellis

    9 months ago

    MACARENA

  • 0

    nugget

    1 year ago

    Wtf

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