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  • 276

    GareBear

    11 years ago

    Becoming a singularity beats becoming a splatter.

    • 72

      BillyBob

      9 years ago

      That's exactly what I thought! Great minds think alike?

    • 38

      samsung

      9 years ago

      lol same. I guess other people didn't know what implosion would mean.

    • 64

      john117

      9 years ago

      if i had to go, i would take someone with me. just saying.

    • 75

      AnonymouslyAnonymous

      9 years ago

      I would rather go out with a bang... Next to my boss...

    • 47

      T.P.N

      9 years ago

      people will have to clean me up :D

    • 19

      SuperGameFan77

      9 years ago

      nothing to clean up

    • 58

      UseThisToAddressMe

      9 years ago

      Splatter myself near impressionable young children and mentally scar them for life. You don't have enough mass to turn into anything of significance after you implode, so tormenting youngsters is an obviously superior choice.

    • 28

      Johnlocked

      9 years ago

      You can become a black hole, albeit a very small one.

    • 15

      Brisko

      8 years ago

      depending on how long it would take I could essentially become a minuscule black hole and destroy everything. :O

    • 20

      Null

      8 years ago

      Time to paint the walls!

    • 9

      Corey Chang

      8 years ago

      That suicide bomber

    • 12

      Sondre Nesset Grimstad

      8 years ago

      If we implode we will become a black hole and suck in everything around us. If that dues'nt beat bursting into small pieces, I don't know what does...

    • 14

      Kai Rapley

      8 years ago

      Didn't say how we had to explode, I'd explode into fireworks and chocolates.

    • 9

      Micah Philson

      8 years ago

      Become a black hole and take your boss out too. Good idea, though, Kai.

    • 4

      Griffin

      8 years ago

      if you implode, you don't become a singularity. the twin towers imploded

    • 8

      i agree with them

      8 years ago

      great minds think alike, and @Griffin, the collapsed, not imploded, if they imploded, then the bottom and top and sides would be sucked into the middle, creating nothing out of a huge skyscraper

    • 1

      Jakeypoo

      8 years ago

      Are you Garrett Ravatt?

    • 2

      Nelibenihime

      7 years ago

      Well, implode means to 'utter or pronounce (a consonant) with a sharp intake of air' anyways, so it doesn't really mean that I'm going to get hurt.

    • 3

      Bruce Wayne

      6 years ago

      To become a singularity, your mass would have to be at least 800 times greater than our sun. So, no, you'd just die, all the same.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      well an object a size of a coin or a mass of a coin can kill you so it can also apply to humans since they're larger but either way, everyone is dead

    • 2

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      And also if it had the mass of a coin it will explode 3 times more powerful than the Hiroshima and Nagasaki explosion and if it had the width of a coin it will be a bit more larger than earth. Please refer to this video: https://youtu.be/8nHBGFKLHZQ

    • 0

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      And it will also be not messy

    • 2

      Spooky Rabbit

      6 years ago

      Meh if I have to die better take all the bitches along with me!

    • 0

      duckling

      6 years ago

      same here

    • 4

      Alan Snackbar

      6 years ago

      Allahu Akbar

    • 3

      cicicat

      6 years ago

      i would explode.. in class.

    • 1

      Trenton Worthy

      6 years ago

      IMMA BE A BLACK HOLE AND EAT YOUR UNIVERSE

    • 2

      Paul

      6 years ago

      simply a black hole with the mass of US nickel would produce an explosion 3x bigger than the hiroshima and nagasaki bombs combined. A person might level the continent.

    • 1

      Mauricio Gibert

      6 years ago

      Becomes a singularity... Creates black-hole... Destroys the universe... Worst mother fucker ever

    • 2

      Connor

      6 years ago

      2 Words. ALLAHU AKBAR!

    • 1

      pokedex819

      6 years ago

      Cool Guys dont look at explosions... cooler guys make the explosions... the coolest guys are the explosions...

    • 0

      Shadowofdestruction

      6 years ago

      Didn't say anything bout killing other people so get Donald j trump and Kim Jon UN into the same place and then kaboom

    • 1

      Shadowofdestruction

      6 years ago

      I bet Michael bay would choose to explode well after all he is Michael bay and he loves explosives

    • 2

      Yandere Chan

      6 years ago

      I want to explode all over someone. That'd be fun!

    • 0

      Superkollin 7

      6 years ago

      ever heard of going out with a bang?

    • 0

      Javier

      6 years ago

      Totaly

    • 0

      Egolord

      6 years ago

      I could factor in a lot more puns with an explosion than an implosion

    • 0

      Xach

      6 years ago

      A black hole that is the size of a penny is strong enough to eat the earth, a black hole the size of me will at least take out our solar system. Fuck humanity

    • 0

      AppleMaster

      5 years ago

      Doesn't Say How Far In You Would Implode So I Would Become A Black Hole, Going Out In A Bang, Literally, Since The Big Bang May Have Happened Because Of A Black Hole, So The Infinitesimally Small Point Of My Corpse Will Possibly Cause Life.

    • 0

      jetman711

      5 years ago

      but you will feel your bones collapsing from the preasure

    • 0

      jaspagames

      5 years ago

      thinking about it know it's more like have the people around you die or have everyone die cause you'll turn in to a black hole

    • 0

      Breezy

      5 years ago

      exploding's too messy

    • 1

      Navy100

      5 years ago

      Booo

    • 0

      False_Baconator

      4 years ago

      but its splatter! everyone would be like "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" not "wait whered he go?"

    • 0

      somedude

      4 years ago

      now he now how to kill korosensei from assassination classroom

    • 0

      Electrokid24

      3 years ago

      @UseThisToAddressMe "Some men just want to watch the world burn"

    • 0

      Kael Schwabauer

      2 years ago

      Exploding does not mean that there is a firey explosion, it just means you spplater everywhere

  • 57

    Brian

    11 years ago

    less messy maybe?

    • 16

      Steve

      10 years ago

      actually, worse mess

    • 218

      Anthony

      9 years ago

      Exploding is too mainstream

    • 153

      Samael Ahmadinejad

      9 years ago

      Eff that. If I'm gonna die either way, I want me all over everyone.

    • 22

      Teh-Lulz

      9 years ago

      @Samael BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

    • 2

      Pierce

      8 years ago

      Who cares you're not there to care

    • 3

      Pierce

      8 years ago

      Who cares you're not there to care

    • 2

      kitty

      7 years ago

      Wats the difference

    • 1

      Jennifer Nudo

      6 years ago

      Nope... Blood will be everywhere....

    • 1

      Bryce

      6 years ago

      Noo

    • 0

      Crazy Horse

      6 years ago

      Sorry, implosion would destroy everyone in a good radius because it was used for the H-bomb!

    • 1

      Javier

      6 years ago

      It would make less of a mess because if you implode, all of your blood will become part of the universe nut if you explode you would leave blood on everything

    • 2

      Alex

      6 years ago

      Bathe in my blood, bitches!!!

    • 1

      Noah Grosso

      5 years ago

      I might as well go out with a bang (metaphorically)

  • 44

    Biblohip

    10 years ago

    People explode all the time. I'd rather be different.

  • 42

    TehSpaceSnake

    10 years ago

    Exploding would be less painful.

    • 4

      werwar

      6 years ago

      i heard that it hurts, but its faster than imploding also it would be cooler to explode.

  • 33

    Corgylegs

    10 years ago

    Implode to be Different and hopefully tear into reality with a black hole.

    • 0

      AhoyMcAvoy

      8 years ago

      Those happen all the time

    • 1

      Zer0

      6 years ago

      Actually no you'd need to have 500x the size of our sun

    • 0

      Foxyvsfreddy

      5 years ago

      Small black holes are worse

    • 0

      Poontanule

      5 years ago

      Well depending on the force you are subjected to, there's no need to be any heavier than you are now in order to form a black hole. Anything with mass can become a black hole if it is subjected to enough inward force (much, much, much, MUCH more than that which can be provided by gravity alone). All objects with mass have a Schwarzschild radius - the maximum radius an object must have for an event horizon to form. The Schwarzschild radius of an average human (62kg) would be 9.213 X 10^-26 m. That's 16 orders of magnitude smaller than a single atom! For comparison, if the black hole were to be the same distance across as the height of an average human, the atom would be the same distance across as the distance between earth and our second nearest star, Proxima Centauri - over four light-years away! And if we were to compare the size of this black hole to an entire human, that's like comparing the height of said human with the distance to the most distant object ever observed! That's almost 13.5 billion light-years! (Remember that a light-year alone is 9.5 trillion kilometers!) Sorry about the overwhelming numbers, but who doesn't like science? Amirite?

  • 29

    Lisa

    10 years ago

    Explosions are more badass. =)

  • 22

    Bob2ball

    10 years ago

    It would original

  • 18

    PlainGreatDane

    10 years ago

    All the people who said explode is cooler, have never seen an implosion

    • 3

      Rickson Goncalves

      9 years ago

      and you dont want to, explosions can actually be funny, implode, i can only imagine it as extremely painfull, i think i saw it in some movie or something and it just is not a good sight, scars you

  • 17

    twinArmageddons

    9 years ago

    aw ii wanted two explode

  • 14

    Scott

    10 years ago

    implosions are way cooler than explosions in my opinion

  • 13

    Ethan Kalhs

    9 years ago

    screw that im going out in style

  • 11

    overtherainbow

    10 years ago

    Maybe its less messy, but i think it would be more painful. I mean, instead of ripping apart it squishes together into a space that cannot hold all of it. Sounds more painful.

    • 3

      BillyBob

      9 years ago

      Well lets assume your skull is being squashed right along with the rest of you. Let's also assume that the implosion will happen at the same rate as the explosion. This would mean that you would feel the same pain either way as your brain would be destroyed in the same span of time.

  • 10

    JXT

    10 years ago

    I agree that implosions are much more interesting, but if I'm dead either way then I'd rather someone have to clean up a bigger mess.

  • 7

    chickedy2534

    9 years ago

    Go out with a bang!

  • 6

    Bradley McElroy

    9 years ago

    If I were to explode, I want it directed by Micheal Bay

  • 5

    Michael Foley

    9 years ago

    Exploding is overrated

  • 5

    kittens

    10 years ago

    Spontaneous combustion all day er'y day

  • 4

    Ari2delle

    8 years ago

    If I'm gonna die, at least ill go out with a bang

  • 4

    dragon_warp_lord_x

    9 years ago

    Better out than in i always say;)

  • 4

    Jamish

    9 years ago

    Implosions are far cooler

  • 3

    Slendy

    8 years ago

    KAMIKAZE

  • 3

    Batman

    8 years ago

    I'm Batman.

  • 3

    Kiba

    9 years ago

    My last words would be: "Art! Is an Explosion!!!"

    • 1

      Zero2321

      9 years ago

      Naruto Shippuden reference? :D Deidara?

  • 3

    thecowdiva

    9 years ago

    No one cares if you explode, but imploding is an epic story to tell in the afterlife.

  • 3

    Pinkie Pie

    9 years ago

    things that implode turn into a black hole! if i die ur going down with me! >:D

  • 3

    CrAzY nAmE

    9 years ago

    i would die instantly and also have an epic "me" messe imploding sounds painful

  • 3

    Forrest2

    9 years ago

    exploding is to common

    • 4

      BloodyKnives

      9 years ago

      Because saying something is too mainstream has also become too mainstream?

    • 0

      lemursocks

      8 years ago

      Saying "saying something is too mainstream has also become too mainstream" has become too mainstream.

  • 3

    Coolkid1256

    10 years ago

    Implosion is more of a show...

  • 0

    bill

    4 days ago

    how ever wrote this does not have a life or friend or family kill yoursef

  • 2

    Jacob Roberts

    8 years ago

    Imploding is cooler

  • 2

    berenkuntz

    9 years ago

    i want my intestants to splatter all over other little kids to traumatize them and leave them scarred for life :D

  • 2

    pmaguire13

    9 years ago

    i would explode because implode just sounds more grusom

  • 2

    Violet22

    9 years ago

    Imploding is much more interesting. "But..... how did she die?" "She.... *imploded*...." DUNH DUNH DUNH, end of episode

  • 2

    Kyle Chainey

    9 years ago

    I want myself on everything.

  • 2

    joln

    9 years ago

    I would make it happen while singing "Don't stop me now" in front of a crowd of people!

  • 2

    Gracie

    10 years ago

    I picked randomly, both sound pretty much the same to me....

    • 1

      cicicat

      6 years ago

      one is like your being sucked.. into yourself. its NOT fun.

  • 0

    IllegalGarbage

    2 weeks ago

    Eh, I would rather die in a fancy way

  • 1

    JaceTheKing

    9 months ago

    tbh i would pick both at least i wold be gone

  • 1

    WildTaco

    2 years ago

    think about this in order to explode u need to implode so there is energy to force ur body outwards causing the explosion so either way ur going to implode wich u would die from and if u r going to implode there is energy that needs to be dispersed so either way u would have to implode than explode therefor ur decision does not matter

  • 1

    Zacion

    4 years ago

    Imploding is melting, and exploding in blowing up, definitely exploding.

  • 1

    Savage Source

    5 years ago

    I won't kill anyone surround me, I die without anatomization, so nobody will get my organs, my funeral will be nice memento to my loved ones.

  • 1

    CitadelGaming

    5 years ago

    If we turn into black hole, it will evaporate in a matter of seconds due to Hawking radiation. Effectively turning us into an atomic bomb.

  • 1

    Emily Armstrong

    6 years ago

    Style!!!!!

  • 1

    HardcoreTS

    6 years ago

    I would kamikaze a guy! How awesome would that be? i would run into the white house fast as I can and be like ME: OBAMA GUESS WHAT?!!?! Obama: wut? ME: KABOOM! *everything blows up*

  • 1

    Myles

    6 years ago

    I would look like a boss just blowing up out of no where

  • 1

    laserbreak

    6 years ago

    Id rather not become a black hole that destroys the world and the entire solar system.

  • 1

    Invidia

    6 years ago

    No need to stain the carpet

  • 1

    AmberGreywind

    6 years ago

    You're dead either way, but I will blood splatter whoever did it to me.

  • 1

    80Hg

    7 years ago

    It's cooler.

  • 1

    Arissa Mcgrath

    8 years ago

    I would have the sick satisfaction of scarring people for life and making them clean up my guts

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