Either way, you are dead
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GareBear
Becoming a singularity beats becoming a splatter.
BillyBob
That's exactly what I thought! Great minds think alike?
samsung
lol same. I guess other people didn't know what implosion would mean.
john117
if i had to go, i would take someone with me. just saying.
AnonymouslyAnonymous
I would rather go out with a bang... Next to my boss...
T.P.N
people will have to clean me up :D
SuperGameFan77
nothing to clean up
UseThisToAddressMe
Splatter myself near impressionable young children and mentally scar them for life. You don't have enough mass to turn into anything of significance after you implode, so tormenting youngsters is an obviously superior choice.
Johnlocked
You can become a black hole, albeit a very small one.
Brisko
depending on how long it would take I could essentially become a minuscule black hole and destroy everything. :O
Null
Time to paint the walls!
Corey Chang
That suicide bomber
Sondre Nesset Grimstad
If we implode we will become a black hole and suck in everything around us. If that dues'nt beat bursting into small pieces, I don't know what does...
Kai Rapley
Didn't say how we had to explode, I'd explode into fireworks and chocolates.
Micah Philson
Become a black hole and take your boss out too. Good idea, though, Kai.
Griffin
if you implode, you don't become a singularity. the twin towers imploded
i agree with them
great minds think alike, and @Griffin, the collapsed, not imploded, if they imploded, then the bottom and top and sides would be sucked into the middle, creating nothing out of a huge skyscraper
Jakeypoo
Are you Garrett Ravatt?
Nelibenihime
Well, implode means to 'utter or pronounce (a consonant) with a sharp intake of air' anyways, so it doesn't really mean that I'm going to get hurt.
Bruce Wayne
To become a singularity, your mass would have to be at least 800 times greater than our sun. So, no, you'd just die, all the same.
[deleted]
well an object a size of a coin or a mass of a coin can kill you so it can also apply to humans since they're larger but either way, everyone is dead
[deleted]
And also if it had the mass of a coin it will explode 3 times more powerful than the Hiroshima and Nagasaki explosion and if it had the width of a coin it will be a bit more larger than earth. Please refer to this video: https://youtu.be/8nHBGFKLHZQ
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And it will also be not messy
Spooky Rabbit
Meh if I have to die better take all the bitches along with me!
duckling
same here
Alan Snackbar
Allahu Akbar
cicicat
i would explode.. in class.
Trenton Worthy
IMMA BE A BLACK HOLE AND EAT YOUR UNIVERSE
Paul
simply a black hole with the mass of US nickel would produce an explosion 3x bigger than the hiroshima and nagasaki bombs combined. A person might level the continent.
Mauricio Gibert
Becomes a singularity... Creates black-hole... Destroys the universe... Worst mother fucker ever
Connor
2 Words. ALLAHU AKBAR!
pokedex819
Cool Guys dont look at explosions... cooler guys make the explosions... the coolest guys are the explosions...
Shadowofdestruction
Didn't say anything bout killing other people so get Donald j trump and Kim Jon UN into the same place and then kaboom
Shadowofdestruction
I bet Michael bay would choose to explode well after all he is Michael bay and he loves explosives
Yandere Chan
I want to explode all over someone. That'd be fun!
Superkollin 7
ever heard of going out with a bang?
Javier
Totaly
Egolord
I could factor in a lot more puns with an explosion than an implosion
Xach
A black hole that is the size of a penny is strong enough to eat the earth, a black hole the size of me will at least take out our solar system. Fuck humanity
AppleMaster
Doesn't Say How Far In You Would Implode So I Would Become A Black Hole, Going Out In A Bang, Literally, Since The Big Bang May Have Happened Because Of A Black Hole, So The Infinitesimally Small Point Of My Corpse Will Possibly Cause Life.
jetman711
but you will feel your bones collapsing from the preasure
jaspagames
thinking about it know it's more like have the people around you die or have everyone die cause you'll turn in to a black hole
Breezy
exploding's too messy
Navy100
Booo
False_Baconator
but its splatter! everyone would be like "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" not "wait whered he go?"
somedude
now he now how to kill korosensei from assassination classroom
Electrokid24
@UseThisToAddressMe "Some men just want to watch the world burn"
Kael Schwabauer
Exploding does not mean that there is a firey explosion, it just means you spplater everywhere
Brian
less messy maybe?
Steve
actually, worse mess
Anthony
Exploding is too mainstream
Samael Ahmadinejad
Eff that. If I'm gonna die either way, I want me all over everyone.
Teh-Lulz
@Samael BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
Pierce
Who cares you're not there to care
Pierce
Who cares you're not there to care
kitty
Wats the difference
Jennifer Nudo
Nope... Blood will be everywhere....
Bryce
Noo
Crazy Horse
Sorry, implosion would destroy everyone in a good radius because it was used for the H-bomb!
Javier
It would make less of a mess because if you implode, all of your blood will become part of the universe nut if you explode you would leave blood on everything
Alex
Bathe in my blood, bitches!!!
Noah Grosso
I might as well go out with a bang (metaphorically)
Biblohip
People explode all the time. I'd rather be different.
T.P.N
fucking hipstar.
lemursocks
Exploding is too mainstream.
koko
i agree
TehSpaceSnake
Exploding would be less painful.
werwar
i heard that it hurts, but its faster than imploding also it would be cooler to explode.
Corgylegs
Implode to be Different and hopefully tear into reality with a black hole.
AhoyMcAvoy
Those happen all the time
Zer0
Actually no you'd need to have 500x the size of our sun
Foxyvsfreddy
Small black holes are worse
Poontanule
Well depending on the force you are subjected to, there's no need to be any heavier than you are now in order to form a black hole. Anything with mass can become a black hole if it is subjected to enough inward force (much, much, much, MUCH more than that which can be provided by gravity alone). All objects with mass have a Schwarzschild radius - the maximum radius an object must have for an event horizon to form. The Schwarzschild radius of an average human (62kg) would be 9.213 X 10^-26 m. That's 16 orders of magnitude smaller than a single atom! For comparison, if the black hole were to be the same distance across as the height of an average human, the atom would be the same distance across as the distance between earth and our second nearest star, Proxima Centauri - over four light-years away! And if we were to compare the size of this black hole to an entire human, that's like comparing the height of said human with the distance to the most distant object ever observed! That's almost 13.5 billion light-years! (Remember that a light-year alone is 9.5 trillion kilometers!) Sorry about the overwhelming numbers, but who doesn't like science? Amirite?
Lisa
Explosions are more badass. =)
CrAzY nAmE
fuck yeah!
Tommy Jing
ill just take your word for that
Flying pancakes
Implosions are more scientific. =)
rctplayer8
At least a big mess produced :)
Joe
BUT! implosion = BLACK HOLE = more mess.
Bob2ball
It would original
PlainGreatDane
All the people who said explode is cooler, have never seen an implosion
Rickson Goncalves
and you dont want to, explosions can actually be funny, implode, i can only imagine it as extremely painfull, i think i saw it in some movie or something and it just is not a good sight, scars you
twinArmageddons
aw ii wanted two explode
Nic Feild
Invader fucking Zim!!!
Nic Feild
Invader fucking Zim!!!
Scott
implosions are way cooler than explosions in my opinion
Ethan Kalhs
screw that im going out in style
overtherainbow
Maybe its less messy, but i think it would be more painful. I mean, instead of ripping apart it squishes together into a space that cannot hold all of it. Sounds more painful.
BillyBob
Well lets assume your skull is being squashed right along with the rest of you. Let's also assume that the implosion will happen at the same rate as the explosion. This would mean that you would feel the same pain either way as your brain would be destroyed in the same span of time.
JXT
I agree that implosions are much more interesting, but if I'm dead either way then I'd rather someone have to clean up a bigger mess.
chickedy2534
Go out with a bang!
Bradley McElroy
If I were to explode, I want it directed by Micheal Bay
spinax22
NUCLEAR POWAAAHHAAA
Michael Foley
Exploding is overrated
kittens
Spontaneous combustion all day er'y day
Ari2delle
If I'm gonna die, at least ill go out with a bang
dragon_warp_lord_x
Better out than in i always say;)
Jamish
Implosions are far cooler
Slendy
KAMIKAZE
Batman
I'm Batman.
Kiba
My last words would be: "Art! Is an Explosion!!!"
Zero2321
Naruto Shippuden reference? :D Deidara?
thecowdiva
No one cares if you explode, but imploding is an epic story to tell in the afterlife.
Pinkie Pie
things that implode turn into a black hole! if i die ur going down with me! >:D
CrAzY nAmE
i would die instantly and also have an epic "me" messe imploding sounds painful
Forrest2
exploding is to common
BloodyKnives
Because saying something is too mainstream has also become too mainstream?
lemursocks
Saying "saying something is too mainstream has also become too mainstream" has become too mainstream.
Coolkid1256
Implosion is more of a show...
bill
how ever wrote this does not have a life or friend or family kill yoursef
Jacob Roberts
Imploding is cooler
berenkuntz
i want my intestants to splatter all over other little kids to traumatize them and leave them scarred for life :D
pmaguire13
i would explode because implode just sounds more grusom
Violet22
Imploding is much more interesting. "But..... how did she die?" "She.... *imploded*...." DUNH DUNH DUNH, end of episode
Kyle Chainey
I want myself on everything.
joln
I would make it happen while singing "Don't stop me now" in front of a crowd of people!
Gracie
I picked randomly, both sound pretty much the same to me....
cicicat
one is like your being sucked.. into yourself. its NOT fun.
IllegalGarbage
Eh, I would rather die in a fancy way
JaceTheKing
tbh i would pick both at least i wold be gone
WildTaco
think about this in order to explode u need to implode so there is energy to force ur body outwards causing the explosion so either way ur going to implode wich u would die from and if u r going to implode there is energy that needs to be dispersed so either way u would have to implode than explode therefor ur decision does not matter
Zacion
Imploding is melting, and exploding in blowing up, definitely exploding.
Savage Source
I won't kill anyone surround me, I die without anatomization, so nobody will get my organs, my funeral will be nice memento to my loved ones.
CitadelGaming
If we turn into black hole, it will evaporate in a matter of seconds due to Hawking radiation. Effectively turning us into an atomic bomb.
Emily Armstrong
Style!!!!!
HardcoreTS
I would kamikaze a guy! How awesome would that be? i would run into the white house fast as I can and be like ME: OBAMA GUESS WHAT?!!?! Obama: wut? ME: KABOOM! *everything blows up*
Myles
I would look like a boss just blowing up out of no where
laserbreak
Id rather not become a black hole that destroys the world and the entire solar system.
Invidia
No need to stain the carpet
AmberGreywind
You're dead either way, but I will blood splatter whoever did it to me.
80Hg
It's cooler.
Arissa Mcgrath
I would have the sick satisfaction of scarring people for life and making them clean up my guts