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You don't wanna be lonely, would you rather...

73% Only date people with severe OCD

27% Only date chain smokers

You don't wanna be lonely, would you rather...

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Only date chain smokers

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  • 467

    projects8an

    9 years ago

    OCD has another name. Woman.

    • 305

      Sofift2323

      8 years ago

      Thats sexist.

    • 152

      Nick

      8 years ago

      That's true.

    • 132

      thegreatsage41

      8 years ago

      Maybe their OCD is to only have sex with you. Just a thought.

    • 198

      Yasmin Sharp

      8 years ago

      I feel like you don't know what OCD even is.

    • 75

      Gryx

      8 years ago

      I don't think that word means what you think it means..

    • 48

      EchoLily

      8 years ago

      Asshole.

    • 54

      Makiia Alexina

      8 years ago

      SEXIST

    • 41

      Brice Johnson

      8 years ago

      HAHAHA, That is so true, but I'll be completely honest. I love it when a girl is extra clean. That means she will take care of herself instead of being a slob. Call me sexist but I would rather date a girl who acted like a girl than another dude.

    • 19

      GarageDoor opener21

      8 years ago

      i have OCD sooo.....

    • 17

      NinjaCat

      8 years ago

      Idiot has another name. projects8an.

    • 126

      Mike

      8 years ago

      You all are fucking idiots: Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) is an anxiety disorder characterized by unreasonable thoughts and fears (obsessions) that lead you to do repetitive behaviors (compulsions). With obsessive-compulsive disorder, you may realize that your obsessions aren't reasonable, and you may try to ignore them or stop them. But that only increases your distress and anxiety. Ultimately, you feel driven to perform compulsive acts in an effort to ease your stressful feelings. Obsessive-compulsive disorder often centers around themes, such as a fear of getting contaminated by germs. To ease your contamination fears, you may compulsively wash your hands until they're sore and chapped. Despite your efforts, thoughts of obsessive-compulsive behavior keep coming back. This leads to more ritualistic behavior — and a vicious cycle that's characteristic of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

    • 23

      CassCass

      8 years ago

      That speak was fucking impressive

    • 14

      CassCass

      8 years ago

      Sorry i mean that speech

    • 7

      Seth T

      8 years ago

      TL;DR mike.

    • 29

      Valentin Diego Campos

      7 years ago

      Sexism is wrong, being wrong is for women

    • 5

      Glenn

      7 years ago

      Valentin you made my day sir

    • 26

      Landshark Ruiz

      7 years ago

      What the hell is wrong with you sexist assholes, this bullshit is implying 51 percent of earths population has a disorder that only 2.3 percent of the world's population is afflicted with, I don't care if it was a joke, that was fucking stupid, and valentin, you're a jackass and your name blows

    • 0

      Aqua

      7 years ago

      You clearly have never met my best friend.

    • 1

      Lolololol

      7 years ago

      What if the OCD is gaming...GAMING CHICK JACKPOT BITCH

    • 9

      Lunatic Lake

      7 years ago

      I live with a chain smoker, and when she runs out of cigarettes and asks me to go to the gas station every 6 hours, it gets quite annoying, and I also live with an OCD person who is mildly severe, and I can actually appreciate that she keeps me on my feet about cleaning.

    • 1

      glitchface

      7 years ago

      you misspelled irrational

    • 1

      ur_a_dum_fuq

      7 years ago

      Hahaha

    • 2

      Hero_Rareheart

      6 years ago

      I think I may HAVE OCD so it would be a perfect match.

    • 1

      derpy hooves

      6 years ago

      Fuck you you bitch!!!

    • 12

      Love_Is_Real

      6 years ago

      Wow Valentin you are an asshole :) Just saying :) And next time you think about making a sexist joke just remember that women make up half the population and we can kick your ass. We may not look like it but if you piss us off we will attack :) Oh and if you think you can beat us in a fight a lot of us are actually really fit and on our toes for a fight. Black belts all the way ^_^

    • 2

      Fly Guy

      6 years ago

      "You have to come twice.. I hate odd numbers!" I like this scenario.

    • 6

      Cassirinda

      6 years ago

      I'm a woman and apparently you have the mindset that all are one and the same...

    • 3

      Mike Buonomo

      6 years ago

      C-c-c-c-c Combo breaker!

    • 6

      arvohs

      6 years ago

      Go rot in hell you sexist b*stard

    • 4

      arvohs

      6 years ago

      Go rot in hell you sexist b*stard

    • 3

      arvohs

      6 years ago

      Go rot in hell you sexist b*stard

    • 4

      Utah G

      6 years ago

      this question is asking would I rather my wife be someone who has a mental condition and lives till like 80-90 or have a wife who dies at 50 from lung cancer. In other words, don't smoke; it kills you.

    • 1

      Clover324

      5 years ago

      Really? Now. I feel OK bc Im a woman

    • 2

      Isa

      5 years ago

      fuck you, man

    • 1

      Bellalilu

      5 years ago

      Men can have OCD to my friend tristan is

    • 3

      FSK95

      5 years ago

      U sexist. God help you in sex if you say that out loud is front of women

    • 2

      FSK95

      5 years ago

      In front of woman sorry typo

    • 0

      GoogleCat2.0

      5 years ago

      SEXIST MOFO!!!

    • 1

      KKona

      5 years ago

      uptop.

    • 0

      soggymoon987

      5 years ago

      Lol

    • 0

      Nick Lewis

      5 years ago

      M

    • 0

      Tiger_Lily

      5 years ago

      not all women but sadly most OCD people are woman

    • 0

      Lanana21

      5 years ago

      No it is not it is for excessive cleaning

    • 1

      Leru

      5 years ago

      umm?? agreed, but not all of them...

    • 0

      VelocityRaptor28

      5 years ago

      BURN

    • 0

      Maric

      5 years ago

      IF only it was OSD or Over Sized Dick.

    • 1

      fartface

      5 years ago

      OCD isn't always that bad. my mom has a friend in Alaska with it, and we stayed there for two weeks and he was awesome

    • 4

      Tamlen

      4 years ago

      Look at all of these idiots that think OCD is about cleanliness. wew. Hint: it's not. Tics go way deeper than that.

    • 0

      Patrick Garrett

      4 years ago

      omg xd

    • 0

      Patrick Garrett

      4 years ago

      XD*

    • 0

      Muffinz47

      4 years ago

      Thanks.

    • 1

      Redstonespock

      4 years ago

      Many women don't have OCD, even though it's more likely that they get it then males, and they said severe OCD, not this isn't right, or perfect OCD.

    • 3

      Lizzy D

      4 years ago

      Im not ocd at all im a mess my friend is super ocd and he is a dude so your sexist statement is unvalid

    • 5

      Natasha Atkins

      4 years ago

      A woman created you soo.....dumbass?

    • 2

      toby

      4 years ago

      sexist but better then dying from smokers

    • 2

      FfionM

      4 years ago

      please dont be sexist. Im my country you could be arrested for it. And btw im a woman and im far from OCD. My room is like a junkyard.

    • 2

      Umbre0n

      4 years ago

      I AM THE MANLIEST WOMAN ALIVE EVER DEN MAN

    • 4

      SithRock

      4 years ago

      I have OCD and I'm a male.

    • 1

      John

      4 years ago

      true i guess...

    • 1

      Shadow

      4 years ago

      you sir decided my answer

    • 2

      Grrlsong

      4 years ago

      i have slight OCD

    • 1

      Colin O'Hear

      4 years ago

      Damn, you straight savage

    • 2

      ChubbyNeko94

      4 years ago

      yes I'm a woman and yes I have OCD but not in the way most women have it, I'm not a clean freak, I just have the desire to arrange my pecious collections into a certain order (usually in colour specturm so it forms a rainbow), my room looks like a bomb has hit so I'm not OCD in that way XD

    • 1

      Giang Hoàng

      4 years ago

      Triggered

    • 2

      nicole

      4 years ago

      i have ocd and its not fun

    • 3

      Faffs

      4 years ago

      U sexist bastard

    • 3

      The Person.

      4 years ago

      That was just sexist.

    • 1

      ANTONIO655

      4 years ago

      i'm ocd

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      4 years ago

      I couldn't stand breathing in the smoke left over

    • 0

      ISCAPSLOCKON

      4 years ago

      LOL all of these butthurts saying that it's sexist.

    • 2

      eeveechu

      4 years ago

      sexist im a girl and all I do is sit on my ass and go to school

    • 3

      Gianna

      4 years ago

      such the fuck up

    • 3

      Roisin

      4 years ago

      Shut up. OCD is no joke you moron. I find that offensive because I have autism. So Shut the hell up you stupid cow

    • 0

      KAI

      4 years ago

      TRUE

    • 0

      elliot

      4 years ago

      LOL

    • 2

      IRSMART3

      3 years ago

      sexist much :(

    • 3

      Katie

      3 years ago

      You don't know what you are talking about (even if you wrote this 6 years ago and HOPEFULLY have a different point of view). There are a lot of bad problems in the world, and sexism is one of them. :(

    • 0

      Jeb

      3 years ago

      Umm, excuse me!?

    • 0

      Default Animator

      3 years ago

      R.I.P got killed by anti-sexist protesters

    • 1

      Gurserds

      3 years ago

      Everyone here seems to either be sexist or hate people with OCD. Having OCD doesn't effect anyone else more than it effects the person who has it.

    • 0

      Sarken

      3 years ago

      Lmao everyone here is on their period, why you getting offended over a fucking joke you stupid motherfuckers. Holy shit.

    • 1

      DoubleMoustache

      2 years ago

      The people on this site are very.. *COUGH* Vocal.. It was just a joke, people, and I can almost guarantee that they don't actually believe that. I make sexist jokes toward my own sex all the time and racist ones against my race, too. In my opinion, jokes that make fun of me are the funniest ones. Yes. I am female. I don't care, I liked this comment. It was funny. It's just a joke about stereotypes, nothing more, nothing less.

    • 0

      Camilla

      2 years ago

      Sexist

    • 0

      Rose

      2 years ago

      Bitch that is sexist you don't know shit

    • 0

      iceandalmondhasfun

      1 year ago

      not all women have ocd im a girl and i dont have ocd i have a messy room and locker

    • 0

      Mr.Pancake

      1 year ago

      you are a hero

    • 1

      Sophia

      11 months ago

      SEXIST

    • 0

      XthreedaysgracefanX

      10 months ago

      Sexist clueless asshole. Go get a life. Go back to school and learn about manors, gender, and mental health.

    • 1

      Loop

      10 months ago

      Saying that he was sexist is just as bad

    • 0

      Earthgal

      10 months ago

      Right on! LOL

    • 0

      mel

      8 months ago

      HEY!

    • 0

      MrChickinMan

      4 days ago

      sir thats highkey sexist

  • 122

    Jumanji9700

    10 years ago

    I don't... COUGH.... think I.... COUGH COUGH.... could deal with..... COUGH COUGH... all the smoke..... COUGH COUGH COUGH

    • 43

      Vexaton

      8 years ago

      I don't... COUGH... think I... COUGH COUGH... could deal with..... COUGH COUGH... all the complaining and stuff..... COUGH COUGH

    • 3

      T3R3Z1 PYROP3

      5 years ago

      S4M3.

    • 2

      Evalgra

      3 years ago

      Please.........COUGH.....I'm suffering.........COUGH COUGH......from second hand.....COUGH COUGH HACK WHEEZE......smoke..........

  • 42

    luckyvmeryl

    9 years ago

    Okay 1. OCD isn't about cleanliness. It's obsessive compulsive disorder not obsessive cleanliness disorder. They could be obsessed with making sure everything is symmetrical, a certain color, facing a certain way, organized, messy. They could only worry about clean hands or clean feet for all I know. And as much as I would love to be able to say I could handle dating someone with a mental condition like that, I don't think I could handle it. So I'd have to say smoker.

    • 7

      Aweyeah

      8 years ago

      How would you deal with them dying?HM?!!

    • 2

      Hero_Rareheart

      6 years ago

      @Aweyeah LOL awesome comeback man!

    • 0

      NeonNinja

      6 years ago

      You are obviously retarded

    • 3

      T3R3Z1 PYROP3

      5 years ago

      @4W3Y34H TH4T'S 4CTU4LLY 4 R34LLY GOOD PO1NT. 1 D3F1N1T3LY 4GR33.

    • 0

      revenge of the toilets

      5 years ago

      We'll have fun with second hand smoke lung issues

    • 1

      revenge of the toilets

      5 years ago

      We'll have fun with second hand smoke lung issues

    • 0

      SuperYoutubeFan

      2 years ago

      I have VERY EASILY TRIGGERED OCD. I could tell you alot, but what I am going to tell you is I (SOMEHOW I DO NOT EVEN KNOW AT ALL) I have gotten used to it. No, not what triggers my OCD but my OCD so it is still bad as it is but the effect does not last for 3 weeks/1 month

  • 30

    overtherainbow

    9 years ago

    smoking is absolutely disgusting. plus they might die on me. and you can go to therapy for ocd. smoking stays with you for life.

    • 4

      Jamie Piktel

      8 years ago

      Not really... My mother smoked for 16 years, then she met my step-father, threw away all her cigarettes, and she hasn't lit a single one in over 7 years. Just like that. It was horrible, even painful, at times she wanted to smash something, but after a few months, it all became normal.

    • 0

      Ralito Gidtu

      5 years ago

      Awesome

    • 1

      PyroV3

      5 years ago

      I have too many respiratory issues to be around someone who smoke constantly. It could send me to the ER

    • 0

      PyroV3

      5 years ago

      I have too many respiratory issues to be around someone who smoke constantly. It could send me to the ER

    • 1

      Erlend Johnsen

      4 years ago

      They might die regardless you idiot. Guess what, 100% of all people die

  • 25

    mucch12

    9 years ago

    I've always hated smoking. It's disgusting and it's unhealthy for the smoker and everyone around them. Do you have any idea how many people have died of lung cancer in this country?

    • 17

      SparkySparkybooman

      8 years ago

      Do you drink? Do you have any idea how many people have died from drinking in this country? Do you take any OTC or prescription pills? Do you have any idea how many people have died from taking those in this country? Do you drive? Do you have any idea how many people die from driving in this country?

    • 7

      Zoey

      7 years ago

      ...They were just stating that smoking is really bad for you. Stating those facts too doesnt change the fact that smoking is still horrible.

    • 1

      Descene

      3 years ago

      No, it's a perfectly valid point to bring up. All these things have devastating effects, but we see some things as less morally wrong or disgusting than smoking. But they're all still so deadly.

  • 14

    deafside

    9 years ago

    plus, a person of OCD would at least obsess about making themselves look and smell good.

    • 24

      Pinkstreaks

      8 years ago

      I don't think you know what OCD is... It's not just 'they have to be really clean.'

  • 12

    froggy123000

    8 years ago

    I already have OCD, so I feel like that would end well.

    • 2

      candyredscratches

      7 years ago

      Unless your OCD preference type things (don't know official name sorry if that seems offensive) clash.

  • 12

    Kazoo

    8 years ago

    64% of people don't actually know anyone with severe OCD. You could put your chain smoker outside for the smoking, but you have to adjust to someone with OCD - it's much harder to break a lifetime of psychological behavioral addiction than a drug addiction.

  • 12

    xMeggieManiacal

    9 years ago

    Depending on how severe the OCD is, what they're obsessive about, and if they are willing to get help for it if it causes any issues, I don't think that would be too bad. I have OCD about symmetry (well, more accurately balance,) and nobody I have been with or even been friends with complains. They figure if it doesn't bug me it's fine. Smoking, on the other hand, is dangerous and disgusting. 1) I love a guy with a nice voice (especially when singing.) It isn't necessary, but I don't lika le rasp. 2) I have slight asthma, and it is triggered by smoke among other things. And you never know who else has that in common, and theirs might be severe. 3) It might be just me, but I don't like the idea of having black lungs and a lessened life-span. 4) It's addictive. You don't need it. Trust me, you can find something better, like breathing technique and mind exercises to relax. Even a (bubble) bath (it's ok for guys to bathe to decrease stress) or some melatonin to help you sleep. OCD is manageable. Smoking is an addiction that can't be fixed psychologically alone.

    • 0

      murderous marty

      8 years ago

      anyone can stop smoking, my dad has, so has my uncle, no big deal. Just like OCD.

  • 11

    Jerry Jerryson

    8 years ago

    OCD is a terrible thing to deal with.

    • 1

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      As is smoking, drinking, drugging, misandry and the double standards, child abuse, sex for pleasure, causing global warming by going vegan, labeling people as racist/sexist/bigot because they disagree with your political opinions, and also murdering. OCD is the least of many people's problems while there are other problems listed above as well.

  • 8

    AngieTheTurtle

    7 years ago

    I have OCD, I know what it's like.

  • 8

    jeimuzu22

    8 years ago

    I couldn't tolerate a heavy smoking habit. OCD is acceptable, perhaps even useful in certain situations.

    • 0

      SuperYoutubeFan

      2 years ago

      Yes, like working in a store. Making sure everything is (almost) PERFECT is a type of OCD. And in a store you make sure everything is in perfect stock and place.

  • 8

    Andreas

    8 years ago

    What if her OCD was severe chain smoking?

    • 2

      Lizzy D

      4 years ago

      @Andreas I dont think you know what ocd is then because that would be more of an addiction than ocd ocd is when everyhing needs to be a certain way or it bugs you alot

    • 1

      Faffs

      4 years ago

      Am...do you KNOW what OCD actually IS?

    • 0

      Faffs

      4 years ago

      Am...do you KNOW what OCD actually IS?

    • 1

      Quan

      4 years ago

      I am officially dumbfounded.

  • 8

    dudepeel

    9 years ago

    I'd always be able to bum a smoke off of that chain smokin' bitch.

  • 6

    Olivebates

    8 years ago

    MUST HAVE SEX EVERY DAY - ocd

  • 6

    Crissy

    9 years ago

    So, date someone who will keep your house clean or date someone who could give you lung cancer?

    • 3

      Zer0

      4 years ago

      Do you know what ocd is

  • 6

    chocophile

    9 years ago

    sexism aside. . . and deafside, that's REALLY really not what OCD is.

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      What are you talking about? What does sexism have to do with any of this?

  • 6

    hendrxson

    9 years ago

    mmm im addicted to your nicotine kisses

  • 4

    Isabelle

    9 years ago

    Anyone with severe OCD would hate living with me and drive me insane. The chain smoking would be terrible but if they were nice I might be able to put up with it

  • 3

    Zachary Blake

    5 years ago

    Kissing someone who has freshly smoked a cigarette is one of the grossest things you will experience in life

  • 3

    Dj5578

    6 years ago

    I have OCD so I wouldn't mind being neat and tidy like my lover

  • 3

    Dävid Braž

    7 years ago

    Smoke what??

  • 3

    Ferruccio Andrei Rad

    8 years ago

    I am a chain smoker.

  • 3

    alexandurrr

    8 years ago

    I don't know this "date" you speak of. -Forever Alone-

  • 3

    luisaswim

    9 years ago

    I have asthma. It's not severe, but I have been known to have a few asthma attacks. Smoke does not help that. Plus, I'm OCD about light switches. And if their OCD becomes a problem, there's always therapy.

  • 3

    Revan

    9 years ago

    Chain (weed) smokers

  • 3

    deafside

    9 years ago

    @projects8an hahahaha so true.

    • 31

      Fullitenhund

      8 years ago

      If you agree with another person, click the text that says "Agree" under the comment.

  • 2

    Idon't knowwhattoput

    5 years ago

    I HATE smoker!

  • 2

    GitGudGitCrunk

    5 years ago

    As someone who has severe OCD, i would love to date another person with OCD just to have someone very close to me who understands my feelings :v

  • 2

    satomisum4280

    7 years ago

    I'm a person with severe OCD...

  • 2

    Patrick of Ohio

    7 years ago

    I find OCD hot for some reason.

  • 2

    Manuel Valera

    8 years ago

    Reread the blue box: ''severe'' OCD, that means it has a notorious anxiety behavior

  • 2

    Wolf Fang

    8 years ago

    I have gaming OCD, and when I'm in a kitchen, and I'm a male.

  • 2

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    I AM ocd

  • 2

    helloimjack

    8 years ago

    I'm already dating someone with severe OCD and I despise smoking and the effects that go with it. Easy choice for me.

  • 2

    TheUsual3

    9 years ago

    I don't have a problem with smoking right now, I'm young. But only dating smokers for the REST OF MY LIFE, even when I'm older is just ridiculous and unacceptable. You grow out of certain things, and this will be one of them.

  • 0

    Kasie

    2 weeks ago

    I have OCD myself.

  • 1

    Esther

    2 years ago

    The chain smokers, they have great music

  • 1

    TotallyFake

    3 years ago

    I have asthma...

  • 1

    Accalia Baronets

    5 years ago

    What's wrong with ocd? I have it.

  • 1

    Meg8

    5 years ago

    OCD is more tha just cleaning you know?

  • 1

    Tayler K. Cooper

    5 years ago

    Shows you how much we hate smoking now

  • 1

    49ers

    5 years ago

    OCD wife=Wife who cleans up anything I might have missed.

  • 1

    Blake

    5 years ago

    OCD is at least kinda relatable, and you can get over it

  • 1

    CheZ Mouse

    5 years ago

    I have Severe OCD(kinda) and i dont want someone smoking 10 times a day

  • 1

    jackmcknight

    5 years ago

    Love_is_real you won't even know where he is so yea

  • 1

    Cameron frye

    6 years ago

    This is such a fucked up question.

  • 1

    lajhármaki

    7 years ago

    Ocd can be cute?! :D

  • 1

    Nawwx

    7 years ago

    Seriously? What's wrong with having OCD?

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Some OCD habits can be harmful, such as putting too much hand sanitizer, or plucking your eyebrow hairs every day.

  • 1

    dangyougale

    7 years ago

    I have OCD :)

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