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In an unlucky survival situation, would you rather...

71% Go swimming with sharks

29% Go swimming with alligators

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There is no guarantee you would live or die with either

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    PowerRainbows

    8 years ago

    punching a shark in the nose can make it go away, punching an alligator in the nose is just gonna make it angry.

    • 164

      deathpwnie

      7 years ago

      Actually it's better to punch a shark in the gills because the nose is a hair to close to the mouth and you're liable to miss.

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      MarkTheGr8

      7 years ago

      Well, you gotta be pretty quick to be located on the side of a shark that is trying to eat you xD.

    • 51

      Rick

      7 years ago

      hit the alligator's eye and it let's go instantly

    • 37

      Ashley

      7 years ago

      Either of 'em, just pop their eye out of the socket and they'll retreat. Would be a lot more badass to swim with sharks.

    • 19

      Conrad

      7 years ago

      actually that whole punching a shark in the nose deal is a myth however it has been proven that if you can push your thumb into its eye and i mean like pressure that shit it will leave alone the nose thing is actually like bull shit just go try it out and see for yourself xD

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      Enzeru Youkai

      7 years ago

      sharks are not that dangerous if you dont fuck with them, also a shark can "smell"

    • 9

      Alejandro J Quintani

      7 years ago

      yeah and alligators do that move in which they twist your extremities, producing lots of pain and probably not allowing you to move

    • 16

      Charlie Ogden

      6 years ago

      If you get trapped in an alligators death grip (where he rolls around in order to rip your limbs off) you will probably be in to much pain to poke it's eye out

    • 14

      Ben Mcquarrie

      6 years ago

      By flipping a shark upside down makes it disorientated and it dies because it cant swim. The problem is flipping him upside down

    • 18

      Zhowtek

      6 years ago

      You know, all the shit u said about punching a Shark or whatever is dump as fuck XD Its a myth. The reason why u wanna swin with sharks, is that the chance you would get eaten, if u acted calm, is very small. A li Fact: Every year more people DIE by Sodamachines, than by sharkattacks. Alligators are very aggresive, even if not hungry. Would die instantly :P But punching a shark, would most likely kill yourself lol :D

    • 5

      Frankly Idone Givadam

      6 years ago

      Punch gills, Poke out eye!

    • 3

      JediChick238

      6 years ago

      Actually punching a shark on it nose would mean touching the sensitive neurons he uses to smell which will send the shark into a sort of "happy trance" caused by a sensory overload.

    • 10

      Ebenezer Scrooge

      6 years ago

      @deathpwnie it has been scientifically proven that sharks bumping each others noses is how they tell each other not to bit each other. and heres just a few facts. sharks kill an average of less than one person each year. up to one hundred million sharks are killed by humans every year.

    • 9

      Ebenezer Scrooge

      6 years ago

      every year 0-5 people are killed by sharks every year. VENDING MACHINES KILL UP TO 13!!!!! BEWARE!!!! watch the new tv show, vending machine week!!!

    • 1

      MarkTheGr8

      6 years ago

      Punching a shark on the nose won't make it swim away and leave you alone though. I don't care how they message eachother, they know you're not a shark. Related: Mythbusters S03 E18: Jaws Special.

    • 0

      Danielle

      6 years ago

      Punch it in the eye.

    • 2

      Max

      6 years ago

      @powerrainbows actually alligators have sensitive noses and will let go of you if you hit. Also alligators like there food rotten (don't ask me why) so presumably if you played dead it would 'leave you to rot' then when it's goes of you could get outa there.

    • 0

      Filipp Pöyhönen

      6 years ago

      I chose this because I'm Fisces.

    • 7

      Shaco Clone

      6 years ago

      ever heard of wrestling alligators best job ever

    • 3

      Fus-Ro-Dah

      6 years ago

      you don't wrestle alligators in the water...

    • 3

      XxDream.acexX

      6 years ago

      Bitches ur not gonna hide from a shark or punch him ugh ur stupid with a big imagination

    • 0

      Luis Hernandez

      6 years ago

      But you can push his eyes if he bites you and he immediately stops

    • 4

      rexman

      6 years ago

      I support fighting sharks but honestly how hard can u punch underwater?

    • 0

      Xethycutty

      5 years ago

      You punch sharks in a face and be manly.

    • 3

      Cody Dudash

      5 years ago

      Sharks rarely attack people. Alligators are extremely aggressive and territorial.

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      Cody Dudash

      5 years ago

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      qwerty123

      5 years ago

      At least you have a chance with sharks. If an alligator gets ANY of your limbs with his jaws. Either its goin' off or your gonna die.

    • 0

      George Figueroa

      5 years ago

      It's not that easy to punch a shark underwater... especially since they attack in a decimal of a second

    • 0

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      ill be in my shark cage

    • 0

      JigSaw

      5 years ago

      However it is difficult to get close enough to a shark to punch its nose and your not swimming w/ just one but a school of sharks. Whereas alligators are much slower than sharks

    • 0

      JigSaw

      5 years ago

      However it is difficult to get close enough to a shark to punch its nose and your not swimming w/ just one but a school of sharks. Whereas alligators are much slower than sharks

    • 3

      JigSaw

      5 years ago

      However it is difficult to get close enough to a shark to punch its nose and your not swimming w/ just one but a school of sharks. Whereas alligators are much slower than sharks

    • 0

      Flute-Otaku

      4 years ago

      Sharks are less likely to attack humans than Alligators.

    • 0

      EnderWolves

      3 years ago

      Punch IT IN THE EYE!

    • 0

      xazzax

      3 years ago

      While I agree with that, the same thing could happen if you just hold the alligator's jaw closed; they have a lot of force pushing down, but hardly any using up.

    • 0

      BobbyMckidney3

      3 years ago

      Alligators are stealthy aren't they?

    • 2

      BobbyMckidney3

      3 years ago

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    • 0

      Saini_Senpai

      3 years ago

      THAT'S RIGHT,AND TOO SHARKS ARE ONLY FOR STRONG MAN,I'M A GOD OF KILLING NAZIST'S.HOLY SHIT I'M STRONG

    • 1

      Justin

      3 years ago

      if your a good alligator wrestler

    • 0

      ARTHUR

      3 years ago

      thats a lie

    • 0

      Souless Bulmer

      3 years ago

      I could swim with small harmless dog fish

    • 0

      Azerhd

      3 years ago

      Sharks are cute

    • 2

      GIC

      3 years ago

      why can't they bee trained sharks? alligators are always Dicks

    • 0

      Pablo Setar

      3 years ago

      Im in florida, i can deal with some alligators

    • 0

      Rolando Mancilla

      3 years ago

      Thats actually Incorrect. Punch the gills or the eyes will scare it and will avoid you

    • 0

      Rolando Mancilla

      3 years ago

      Thats actually Incorrect. Punch the gills or the eyes will scare it and will avoid you

    • 0

      Rolando Mancilla

      3 years ago

      Thats actually Incorrect. Punch the gills or the eyes will scare it and will avoid you

    • 1

      PoptartChris

      3 years ago

      Actually punching it in the nose is a last resort, go for the eyes or the gills.

    • 0

      Dante69132

      3 years ago

      Have people forgotten it can be little bit difficult to punch something underwater while also trying to aim your punch with your eyes open underwater which if it's a really dangerous shark ,that you've most likely aggravated it to actually attack you, it's gonna be in saltwater, do you like having a decent amount of salt in your eyes?

    • 1

      Deadpool

      3 years ago

      Whale sharks. They don't eat people.

    • 0

      DeepStone

      3 years ago

      really

    • 1

      XxxxTheNeighbourHoodXxxx

      3 years ago

      Exactly like Deadpool.

    • 1

      Justin

      3 years ago

      Also, Sharks don't eat humans unless they're starving

    • 1

      Freesharkfantasys

      3 years ago

      at least someone agree's that we don't want to eat humans

    • 1

      Russell Coight

      3 years ago

      I was meant to choose alligators because they are fucking bitches compared to saltwater crocodiles in Australia

    • 0

      Ella

      3 years ago

      I'm just gonna go chill with those little sharks that don't eat humans (mistake them for fish/seals) buh bye.

    • 2

      Bonnie

      3 years ago

      Sharks do not eat people unless they are somehow prevoked by the person or they they mistake the person for their prey. And it never said what kind of shark it would be.

    • 1

      xxX_kiNg_Xxx

      3 years ago

      Plus, not all sharks are able or want to eat a human. An aligator will say "fuck you, imma eat u no matter what u r"

    • 1

      AnimeBro

      3 years ago

      It's the same with the eyes

    • 0

      Dova_14

      3 years ago

      Sharks are actually pretty lazy.

    • 0

      Zaid Qais

      3 years ago

      Fuck you

    • 0

      Zaid Qais

      3 years ago

      Fuck you

    • 0

      The Assassintron

      2 years ago

      Sharks are much more aggressive and active than alligators, the alligators would likely just sit there motionless while the shark would keep moving, improving the chances of someone being bitten by a shark greatly. So no bite sounds better than shark bite to me. :l

    • 0

      Marshall

      2 years ago

      but there are some sharks that can be provoked by having their nose touched

    • 0

      galactika!

      2 years ago

      Shark attacks are extremely rare.

    • 0

      Tomas

      2 years ago

      true man

    • 0

      electro599

      2 years ago

      that is proven wrong alligators have lots of sensory receptors in its nose too soo hitting in the nose will also make it go away

    • 1

      ThornTheOpinionCat

      2 years ago

      Yo bro yay #life #obama #hashtag #sisters #one #of #my #sisters #annoy

    • 0

      KateKarnage7

      2 years ago

      Sharks usually don't just attack, they're pretty harmless.

    • 0

      DaBossofyou

      2 years ago

      But the muscles alligators use to open their mouths is weak so all you have to do is muzzle them with your hands, and with sharks the could always come back

    • 0

      Alexa

      2 years ago

      PSYCHIC

    • 1

      theurbanshark

      2 years ago

      If u punch a shark in the nose your hand will be bitten off. I have swam with sharks its not scary

    • 0

      MyCheesySelf

      2 years ago

      You beat me to this

    • 1

      Riley Fodge

      2 years ago

      Flip the sharks over and they will pass out or stab them in the eye

    • 2

      NilsDaNinja

      2 years ago

      you should actually poke it in the eye!

    • 1

      charlie

      2 years ago

      punching it in the nose actuly doesnt do anything so go for the eyes and gills

    • 0

      SirPoseidon

      2 years ago

      SHARK CAGE

    • 0

      Lolololol

      2 years ago

      EYES OR GILLS, ACTUALLY PUNCHING IT IN THE NOSE DOES NOTHING I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN SOME SCIENTISTS CONFIRM EYES OR GILLS

    • 1

      JEFF

      1 year ago

      Sharks are misunderstood creatures

    • 1

      Rex

      1 year ago

      The thing is how do you punch underwater?

    • 1

      Spooky Jim

      1 year ago

      I though u were gonna saw itll make the alligator cry

    • 0

      DarvinostheGreat

      1 year ago

      or in the eye

    • 0

      chicken tendies

      1 year ago

      doesnt have to be a dangerous shark, geez calm down, dont have to be punching innocent sharks

    • 0

      the cool guy

      1 year ago

      you are right

    • 1

      Cactus Tree

      1 year ago

      No, cause shark won't attack you for no reason

    • 0

      Kai Lyjak

      1 year ago

      cactus tree actually it could. with or without a reason ur most likely gnna get attacked

    • 0

      Matthew

      10 months ago

      u guys punch a shark there and itd prob attack.. ever heard of common sense?

    • 0

      Matthew

      10 months ago

      u guys punch a shark there and itd prob attack.. ever heard of common sense?

    • 0

      Jordan Welch

      9 months ago

      no sharks will only attack you if you're n their terratoriy((ik i cant spell XD)) or if they're protecting something or they think you're a fish,but if they think you're a fish they'll only chomp down once then they'll realise that you're not a fish and leave you alone

  • 61

    Nicole

    7 years ago

    Sharks are practically harmless. There's no such thing as a man-eating shark. On average, 5 people are killed by sharks a year, usually because they're mistaken for other animals, and people kill around 100 million sharks in a year. Soo who are the real monsters?

    • 8

      randombear123

      7 years ago

      Ever watched jaws?

    • 53

      ಠ_ಠ

      7 years ago

      randombear123, ever heard the term hollywood?

    • 1

      MarkTheGr8

      7 years ago

      Lmao, a large alligator has the same size of jaw as the shark in Jaws =D

    • 1

      wtfduud

      6 years ago

      100 million dead shakrs per year and they would be dead in less than a decade.

    • 2

      Devin

      6 years ago

      Please don't exaggerate.. 100 million sharks? lol there's way too many laws and the oceans are very well more protected and monitored than back then. Still a lot of fishes including sharks are killed every year by humans, there will always be criminals and illegal activities going on, but much less than before. Don't give out random facts -_-

    • 4

      Ebenezer Scrooge

      6 years ago

      i am 100 percent sure that up to 100,000,000 sharks are killed by humans each year, mostly for that sick food shark fin soup. look it up on google before looking like a complete idiot. and @wtfduud yes they will be dead in less than a decade if we dont do something soon. we have killed literally like 95% of all sharks in the world in the last 2 years, and in sharks have killed about 0.000000000000001 in the last 2000 years.

    • 2

      wartpig

      6 years ago

      fin harvesting dose not kill the sharks if done they way its intended. you clearly have no idea what your talkig about. 100mil sharks lololol

    • 0

      MarkTheGr8

      6 years ago

      Guys, at first I didn't believe it either, but it seems to be somewhat true. According to Humane Society US (HSUS), around 100 million sharks a year are killed (noting it may be an estimate on the low side). 26 to 80 millions of those are thought to be for their fins (with an average of 38 millions per year according to the International Union for Conservation of Nature's Shark Specialt Group; IUCNSSG).

    • 2

      runelead00

      6 years ago

      It never said what kind of shark. I would go swimming with whale sharks. They don't eat the larger meat animals like seals or humans

    • 0

      Bob Bennzy

      6 years ago

      I scuba dive and sharks always mind their own business and they are cool to find. A swamp full of alligators - you can't see for the blurry and will just wait in fear for them to fuck you up!

    • 1

      LeakySpigot

      6 years ago

      @wartpig, I'm sorry but what do you mean it doesn't kill sharks if its done as its intended? Do sharks miraculously grow back their fins if people cut off their fins in a certain way? How the hell are sharks supposed to swim if they don't have fins?

    • 0

      Nathan

      3 years ago

      My logic exactly

    • 0

      Marshall

      2 years ago

      swimming with a whale shark is on my bucket list

    • 0

      Turtle

      1 year ago

      Plus, it never said the shark had to be alive.

  • 20

    Runescape

    6 years ago

    Most sharks are actually pretty harmless.

  • 13

    cheylabob

    8 years ago

    Reef sharks are almost totally harmless, It'd be way safer to swim with them.

    • 0

      MarkTheGr8

      6 years ago

      Hell, some shark species are only a few feet long anyway.

  • 11

    MarkTheGr8

    8 years ago

    So MSegal... You can't swim underwater and you can't swim with your head above water? That's gonna be a tough swim :D.

  • 8

    Chewsonthemove

    6 years ago

    Sharks aren't going to bother you unless your your wearing metal or wearing a fish-suit

    • 3

      DemonicLegend

      3 years ago

      if you see this you are idiotic they will go for any blood trail I went scuba diving once and when I went down the boat cut my leg through the suit when I went down and I almost had to get an artificial ass cause my ass would have been eaten if they didn't get up in time but that sucker was desperate and jumped for me but luckily jumped right in our fish net lol I said you try to eat me I eat you WATER BREATHING BITCH

    • 1

      #76GENDERS

      2 years ago

      @DemonicLegend Don't call someone an idiot when you clearly don't know your facts, either. The shark mistook the blood trail for a fish. Also, you're a horrible person. If you weren't bleeding that shark wouldn't even touch you. Then you call it a 'Water Breathing Bitch'. How would it feel if I said "SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK YOU OXYGEN BREATHING ASSHOLE" and put you in a net?

  • 7

    Seth Attaway

    7 years ago

    My thought is that an alligator would be closer to shore and easier to escape.

  • 7

    Rob Karmic

    7 years ago

    sharks don't eat humans unless you fuck with them or bleed I can swim away from sharks

    • 0

      Chewsonthemove

      6 years ago

      They only go for fish blood, so bleeding isnt A problem.

    • 2

      MarkTheGr8

      6 years ago

      I believe they still follow human blood trails though. And if you are floating in the water, they may confuse you with an animal and bite you, even if they don't eat you. It's still better than alligators though, since they will eat you anyway :).

  • 7

    Gringomiester

    7 years ago

    if you swim with alligators you're gonna be swimming in murky/dark water. at least with sharks you'll be in clear water for the most part.

  • 5

    Arzan Asif

    6 years ago

    Both made me cringe.

  • 5

    kmarple1

    7 years ago

    Alligators means I'm close to land, so it's gonna be a shorter swimming session.

    • 6

      Conspiracy risk

      5 years ago

      Alligators can run on land pretty quickly as well. Just saying.

    • 0

      DemonicLegend

      3 years ago

      but not too fast they may be mammle hunters but they will get over heated if they stay out to long on a hot day

    • 0

      DemonicLegend

      3 years ago

      and it specifically said swimming'

  • 5

    msettembre

    7 years ago

    Sharks don't want to eat you, but alligators certainly do.

  • 5

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    i've done both, and gators are much scarier

  • 4

    Jenna Knowles

    5 years ago

    Look at it this way alligators attack for no good reason sharks just attack you if you piss them off or if they mistake you for a seal

  • 4

    Travis

    7 years ago

    At least if I get out I don't have to worry about the shark chasing me out of the water.

    • 1

      MarkTheGr8

      6 years ago

      Alligators doesn't chase on land though. They live by the initial strike; lurking in shallow water waiting for an animal to come to drink. After the initial strike, if they miss, they go back to the water and repeat.

  • 4

    Tiki_Guy

    7 years ago

    Unlike alligators, sharks cannot go onto land

  • 4

    Kaden

    7 years ago

    In one of those big cage thingies.

  • 4

    Shastar9

    8 years ago

    Terrrified of sharks

    • 0

      Horrible7

      7 years ago

      yea and i feel alligators would be slower swimmers and can stop, unlike sharks, they drown when and if they stop swimming. :)

    • 0

      MarkTheGr8

      6 years ago

      Horrible7, while that is true for some species, there are species (like the nurse shark) which have spiracles to force water through their gills, allowing them not to move constantly.

    • 0

      XxWolf_LoverxX

      3 years ago

      Same here. Have any of you watched fricken jaws? Yeah I choose alligators

    • 0

      Xach

      3 years ago

      I feel sorry for you if you are afraid of a robot. Sharks wont fuck with you unless they mistake you for something or sense blood. Alligators fuck with you no matter what.

  • 4

    Shaun

    8 years ago

    I like Alligators, but im also from louisiana.

  • 3

    MarshManOriginal

    7 years ago

    Most sharks won't attack you without provocation anyways.

  • 2

    DemonicLegend

    3 years ago

    sharks should be more afraid of us than we are of them

  • 2

    alicat

    5 years ago

    It could be a bacteria and plankton eating shark...

  • 2

    gabro

    5 years ago

    what if you poop inside a shark's mouth? debate launched!

  • 2

    Austin2050

    6 years ago

    Bonk its nose

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    A Comfortable Chicken Wing

    6 years ago

    Most people don't understand sharks. They only bite you because they are curious as to what you are. Not because they want to fuck your shot up and eat you alive and move on to the next. Now with a Megaladon, that motherfucker would rip you a new anal cavity.

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    wizrd

    7 years ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7deClndzQw i would like to swim in this aquarium, this those whales sharks.

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    Chewsonthemove

    7 years ago

    already done it before... it's sad that people still see them as people who look for people to eat... as long as you don't punch them or something like that they completely ignore you... swam with wild sharks and sharks i a tank... neither was dangerous... alligators will attack you no matter what... to them, food is food.

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      MarkTheGr8

      6 years ago

      YOU TELING ME THEM PEOPLE SHARKS ARE NOT HUNTING PEOPLE TO EAT?

  • 2

    DJ Mouthwash

    7 years ago

    Sharks tend to just leave you alone unless you are unwittingly mimicking their pray.

    • 0

      weirdo

      7 years ago

      *prey

    • 2

      MarkTheGr8

      6 years ago

      No weirdo.. PRAY. Them sharks are religious. If you show them any sign of pray, they will gather around for a sermon.

    • 0

      milkninjas

      5 years ago

      @Mark u made me laugh and chose my answer

  • 2

    Hayden Bennett

    7 years ago

    Sharks can be quite friendly....

  • 2

    ExceDashie

    7 years ago

    Gummy sharks! LOOPHOLES FTW!

  • 2

    DrCrazyFishMan1

    7 years ago

    many types of sharks are not dangerous to humans...

    • 0

      Chewsonthemove

      6 years ago

      No types of sharks are dangerous to humans.

    • 0

      Xach

      3 years ago

      Go swim in the Artic with a giant underwater suit and a great white while you are bleeding. I think you will reconsider.

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    MSegal

    8 years ago

    If you swim underwater alligators think you are attacking them, they only attack humans who have their head above the water.

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    UnholyJuicyMelon

    3 weeks ago

    nothing I repeat nothing said I couldn't bring harpoon guns or spears made of titanium

  • 0

    Idontknowanything

    4 weeks ago

    Sharks aren't hostile...

  • 0

    T33

    4 weeks ago

    The odds of a shark attacking you are surprisingly low and alligators are much more aggressive

  • 1

    Sam

    2 years ago

    it could be swimming with the sharks from the tv show "Shark Tank"

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    emil höfer

    1 month ago

    sharks arent really aggressive if you arent bleeding

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    Decpacito

    1 month ago

    I would swim with sharks cause they won't eat me, i taste of burnt toast.

  • 1

    Nikolas

    3 years ago

    most sharks don't atack unless your bleeding and, like @PowerRainbows said punch em in da nose!!!

  • 1

    Justin

    3 years ago

    This is a good one

  • 1

    Da_Josher

    3 years ago

    Sharks don't generally attack humans unless they smell blood or provoked

  • 1

    thesystemoutsmarter

    3 years ago

    u can swim with friendly or baby sharks...loophole

  • 1

    decpie

    3 years ago

    I'll just drink some GATORade AGhasfdgyasgahahashhahahahsaahahkill me asgauyhhah

  • 1

    T!m$ter

    3 years ago

    you do know alligators are only gonna harm you if you mess with them

    • 0

      #76GENDERS

      2 years ago

      That's why they will wait until something comes drinking, then attack.

  • 1

    Derek Perez

    4 years ago

    I've played enough FarCry to say sharks

  • 0

    [deleted]

    1 month ago

    alligators cannot breathe when touch water

  • 0

    NightSlasherOficial

    1 month ago

    most peapol dont know that sharks rarly attacks humans beacuse in general they are scared of us more than we scared of them ;)

  • 0

    Santiago

    1 month ago

    Sharks don't usually attack people.

  • 1

    dfd722

    5 years ago

    Or you could just get a shark cage :) - loopholes

  • 0

    FeministWhoDoesNotHateMenAndWhoWearsBras

    1 month ago

    It really depends on how you want to be ripped apart.

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