You could only take off your pants for the purpose of using the bathroom in an outhouse.
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- You would rather pull all of your hair out than pull all of your toenails out.
- You would rather Eat an exquisite meal once every four days than Eat a Big Mac every six hours.
- You would rather always speak in pig-latin than always speak in Shakespeare dialogue.
- You would rather Have AIDS than Have a tapeworm that eventually kills you.
- You would rather be ordinary and die at a reasonable age than be accomplished and famous, then die at 18.