You could only take off your pants for the purpose of using the bathroom in an outhouse.
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- You would rather live in Ancient Greece than live in Ancient Rome.
- You would rather Have Morgan Freeman narrate your life than Have Chuck Norris narrate your life.
- You would rather Answer the door for trick or treaters completely naked than Punch every trick or treater that knocks on your door in the face.
- You would rather Play Horde (Gears of War) than Play Firefight (Halo ODST).
- You would rather get drunk than get high.