You could only take off your pants for the purpose of using the bathroom in an outhouse.
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- You would rather have a very attractive spouse that treats you badly than have an ugly spouse that adores you.
- You would rather be able to fun as fast as the Flash than leap tall buildings in a single bound (like Superman).
- You would rather control your dreams than watch them the next day.
- You would rather always have a sore throat than live with no fingers on preferred hand.
- Be an explorer of, you would rather the deep sea in a submarine than the Amazon jungle.