You could only take off your pants for the purpose of using the bathroom in an outhouse.
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- You would rather Never touch a person of the opposite sex again than Never touch a computer again.
- You would rather have hands on your ass than be a dickhead, literally.
- Would you rather..., you would rather be Iron Man than be Wolverine.
- You would rather burn to death in the desert than freeze to death in the arctic.
- You would rather Play Halo (Xbox) than Play Goldeneye (N64).