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48% Shrink to 1 inch

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Shrink to 1 inch
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Grow to 3 stories

Tiny or giant

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    [deleted]

    7 years ago

    Godzilla? Yes please.

  • 155

    mucch12

    7 years ago

    Here's the thing, If you were huge, people would think you're some sort of freak, but if you're small people might not even notice you at all. Also, think about common, everyday activities. When you're ginormous, you can't very well fit into any buildings, but you can if you're tiny. It would also be a lot easier to obtain small amounts of food than large amounts of food. You could sneak around easily and spy on people. You could also get out of trouble by hiding. Plus, you could do all kinds of fun things like convincing people their houses are haunted.

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      Christopher Canton

      6 years ago

      You forgot to mention being able to look at attractive people when they're showering or changing their clothes,and maybe even get in their clothes.

    • 20

      Chuck Norris

      6 years ago

      They would pronounce me King and would make things that would fit me, and worship me....

    • 6

      wrathseed

      6 years ago

      Screw buildings!!!

    • 3

      wrathseed

      6 years ago

      Screw buildings!!!

    • 10

      Anon

      6 years ago

      @Christopher: Does everything have to revolve around sexytimes?

    • 16

      Gary Jones

      6 years ago

      Until you run into that spiderweb...

    • 3

      Jerry Jerryson

      6 years ago

      mucch12. I'm sold.

    • 29

      JustCarefree

      6 years ago

      Have you not seen "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids"? Good luck if you are arachnophobic. That's just spiders. What about hungry rodents? Stray cats? I wonder how fast you'd run crossing a street. You can try trekking through grass, but I imagine there are a number of ants and other insects in there too. Ants should be about as big as a large-medium sized dog. Good luck with their numbers too and I hear they're MUCH stronger than they seem. Let's consider weather. The rain should also sweep you away in minutes. A single raindrop could potentially kill you on impact. And don't get me started on how easily winds can become your indomitable hurricane. You could stay indoors, but that won't stop all the creatures I just mentioned from coming in.

    • 2

      Allen Edwards

      6 years ago

      Lol...I'd screw a building ;)

    • 4

      someshot

      6 years ago

      Your going to be one inch, do you not know hot big one inch is?

    • 2

      someshot

      6 years ago

      *how ( ._.)

    • 5

      StraightFlame

      6 years ago

      I like how you corrected "hot" but not "your".

    • 3

      MrPresident

      6 years ago

      If you were only one inch you would have to live everyday praying you don't get squashed. And you would be much too small to do anything at all. Just a bad as being a giant

    • 2

      SlickWilly

      5 years ago

      Also think someone accidentally stepped on you

    • 0

      SlickWilly

      5 years ago

      Also think someone accidentally stepped on you

    • 1

      SlickWilly

      5 years ago

      Also think someone accidentally stepped on you

    • 2

      Éffah Boateng

      5 years ago

      You could get stamped on!

    • 1

      k6ka

      5 years ago

      who needs doors, really? bashing through an entire building is good enough for me.

    • 2

      FreezingFire

      5 years ago

      We would be the minish! that would be awesome bruuuuuh

    • 0

      wrex111

      5 years ago

      @FreezingFire good point, We shall be seen by only children and when we use our portals to grow.

    • 0

      DietheZombie

      4 years ago

      You are a genius!

    • 0

      Moo

      4 years ago

      Lol! I completely agree. That would be awesome!

    • 0

      jesse121

      4 years ago

      Fuck you

    • 1

      ExloringPikachu

      4 years ago

      Now I actually regret my choice... ^^; Though, you could get stepped on, get sucked by a vacuum cleaner, etc.

    • 1

      ThatNerdyChick

      4 years ago

      Im already small... wouldnt make a diff.... plus being giant would be an outcast thing... being like midget or 1inch smaller than u are will be cool and able to fit in

    • 0

      ThatNerdyChick

      4 years ago

      Guys remember we r not shrinking down 10 feet only an inch

    • 0

      Josiah Perkins

      4 years ago

      You could sneak around at a wedding reception and eat all the dessert you want! We are much smarter than bugs and wouldn't walk on the ground. If youre small, the world would be gigantic! If you're big, the world would be so small and that would be fun!

    • 0

      Josiah Perkins

      4 years ago

      NOT FUN I MEANT!

    • 0

      Utah G

      4 years ago

      you can be stepped on. You're so short that even stuart little would be taller than you.

    • 0

      Punkrrr

      3 years ago

      Good point. How are you supposed to poop in privacy

    • 0

      .

      3 years ago

      Thing is, little ant, people will squish you. Can I be first?

    • 0

      .

      3 years ago

      @christopher plus, as fast as a one inch living thing goes, the person will probably have their clothes back on when you get there

    • 3

      TheMCbanana

      3 years ago

      i agree but for the opposite reason. I WANT TO BE NOTICED. Plus being huge is awesome

    • 1

      Meep

      3 years ago

      All food would be MASSIVE!!!!!

    • 0

      Genevieve Williams

      2 years ago

      I already am 1 inch

    • 0

      ThePersonYouQuestion

      1 year ago

      And If You Were Huge, THEN HOW ZE HECK WILL YOU SURVIVE! There Is Not Enough Food In The World To Satisfy Your Hunger, You Would Have To Become A Cannibal Then At Some Point There Would Be Very Little Amounts Of People For Even That. Then You Will Starve

    • 0

      DoubleMoustache

      6 months ago

      Those people who don't notice you could stomp on you. Also animals can eat you whole. Everything can kill you, really..

  • 20

    Quinn

    6 years ago

    But then you could take a giant dump on an enemy's house!

  • 15

    Kirsty Argonian Cooper

    5 years ago

    Be an inch tall, live in a dolls house. Those houses always look awesome

  • 15

    VoltStar

    6 years ago

    You cant do anything if your that huge, the military would wand you dead. If you were only one inch tall you could sneak around anywhere you want, and finding quantities of food to sustain yourself would be a lot easier then if you were a giant. However, each side has its negatives. Common animals that you wouldn't recognize as a threat would be deadly to you.

    • 4

      Someone

      2 years ago

      And when you are tiny, animals will want you as food...

  • 13

    PowerRainbows

    7 years ago

    to the ladies locker room!

  • 12

    Tamar

    6 years ago

    girl's pants here I come

  • 12

    boromir

    7 years ago

    Hehhehehe...ladies changing room here I come

  • 11

    TinyTabby

    5 years ago

    i have macrophilia, i would LOVE to be shrunken and found by a hot female;)

    • 1

      ZackAttackz

      2 years ago

      That would be awesome. Unless she hated you, in which case i would be eaten.

  • 9

    rubberlikewalrus

    6 years ago

    I'd strike a deal with a console/computer company to build me a controller/mouse & keyboard that would let me use a jumbotron as a screen

  • 9

    NuclearBioFortress

    6 years ago

    Look up girls skirts? Count me in.

  • 9

    Beegeezee505

    7 years ago

    The cost of living would certainly be cheaper! And you could drive around in RC cars all day!

    • 1

      Sarah Labbé

      5 years ago

      The question is: Would Legolas free me from isengard?

    • 0

      OreoD

      6 months ago

      You'd need the control to drive in the car.

  • 7

    Maharkzor

    6 years ago

    I'd force my friends and family to carry me around around all the time, I would look adorable!

  • 7

    JWolf56

    6 years ago

    I could buy some Lego sets and live in them.

  • 7

    Ardit

    7 years ago

    The world is your toy!

  • 7

    ekobor

    7 years ago

    Life. Time. Dream.

  • 6

    Corn Cremator

    5 years ago

    When you are small, a single chocolate bar will be HUGE!

  • 6

    Cole Pancakes Maschi

    6 years ago

    Micro & Macro... Hehe

  • 6

    ekociela

    7 years ago

    I've always wanted this.

  • 5

    andromeda234

    6 years ago

    seriously, if you would grow that much, you couldn't eat, you could only dring salt water straight from the ocean, and you would be shot on sight and die of bombs. If you were tiny however, imagine your fiends freaking lifting you around places, fucking ride your dog/cats/hamster into victory!

  • 5

    Pakus

    6 years ago

    If you were 3 stories high you would have to spend your whole time eating just to have energy

  • 4

    mely266

    4 years ago

    Admit it... Being small would be fùcking awesome

  • 4

    NUTSACK

    5 years ago

    you can barely function that tall

  • 4

    N3VVRmiNd

    5 years ago

    Joint problems when you're big. Tons of exploring when tiny. Always exciting!

  • 4

    Alec Insel

    5 years ago

    soooo have a small dick and have sex with giant woman without them feeling it or have a giant dick and not be able to have sex.

  • 4

    FizCap

    6 years ago

    I thought this was talking about penis size o.o

  • 4

    Jasonicca Mei

    6 years ago

    Live in dollhouses, yes.

  • 4

    commanderpig

    6 years ago

    By far the hardest question i have answered so far, well done question askerer

  • 4

    PinkiePie Yoshi

    6 years ago

    Wake up everyday knowing that you'll face the dangers of dodging the feet of animals and crossing desert roads while avoiding fights against cockaroaches of your size and dodging mosquitos as they bombard on you and weaving a giant 60 'pound' kitchen match burning everyone in your way, and yet still managing to enjoy the day sneaking up on people and watching/making them freak out by talking to themselves or even haunting them knowing that the same night, you will go to sleep in a cozy bean ball. Buck. Yeah.

  • 4

    Ryan

    6 years ago

    Ant-Man or Giant Man. I chose Ant-Man because I could sneak around and spy on people more easily

  • 4

    nashcali22

    6 years ago

    You can't do anything or go anywhere houses or cities ect. People think its hard to be 6 ft

  • 4

    Fenrir415

    7 years ago

    I'm thinking that if you were one inch tall you'd be pretty much fucked. You couldn't communicate, if you have any cats or dogs you'd be dead within the hour, and even if you somehow manage to survive you'd be living off crumbs with no communication for the rest of your life.

    • 5

      Abyss

      6 years ago

      Yes but think about it, If you were 3 stories tall, you would need ALOT of food. It would be fine for a few days or weeks, but soon enough people won't tolerate it. There would be food shortages, you might accidentally bump into buildings, step on people, cars, property, etc. The point is soon you would be hunted and probably killed.

    • 1

      bloatedchicken

      5 years ago

      Not living off crumbs but a hamburger could last you months for food

    • 2

      FreezingFire

      5 years ago

      A crumb would be like a hamburger if you are one inch...

    • 0

      ZackAttackz

      2 years ago

      U would have to go to LA and eat the entire population

  • 4

    schrammtastic

    7 years ago

    at about 40 feet tall who would mess with u

  • 3

    FireFaced

    3 years ago

    Into the USB port I go! *gets shocked by pins*

  • 3

    Gavin Long

    4 years ago

    Ya lets get stepped on by people. I'll pass.

  • 3

    Kaleb621

    4 years ago

    I could crawl into Jennifer Lawrence's vagina and live their. Plus there's free food

  • 3

    Acieon1

    5 years ago

    oh i though it was shrink 1 inch because i can survive that but oh...

  • 3

    Katie

    5 years ago

    I could take a normal sized cookie and it would be bigger than me. C is for cookie and cookie is for me!

  • 3

    Rachel Brown

    5 years ago

    would totally shrink so to fit in girls panties

  • 3

    Anurix

    5 years ago

    In case of floods people could climb ontop of you and you could save them

  • 3

    ShadowlandsProd

    5 years ago

    Nice undies girrrl!

  • 3

    Mr Nope

    6 years ago

    Big penis. That is all

  • 3

    Skylar

    6 years ago

    I'm taller than Hagrid!

  • 2

    Logan

    1 year ago

    I've always wanted to explore at that size *wink* *wink*

  • 2

    Ryen

    2 years ago

    this be good for my Godzilla cosplay

  • 2

    Aidan

    2 years ago

    Either fucking way you are dead

  • 2

    String Theory

    2 years ago

    The size of my structure would be disproportionate to my bone strength and I would die, and where am I going to get that many calories in order to survive

  • 2

    Bigarious

    3 years ago

    Climb in women's boob cleavage while their sleeping.

  • 2

    Abdul Hakim

    3 years ago

    Take a peek in the dress!!

  • 2

    Tyler

    3 years ago

    If im tiny, I can watch people ;) if you know what I mean

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