Can't shave any of the hair or get a wig.
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padraigd
You already have hair on all parts of your body...
Evin Charles Drews
I know right!
Noah
Except for your palms and the bottom of your feet.
chelsee
SHIT :( i should have thought of that
[deleted]
You have hair on your eyeballs? Wow you're weird 8)
daisydog
i can have a wig for my head
Michelle Owens
No daisydog, it says you can't have a wig...but dammit I can cover it with a scarf :)
kimkongblast
Covering! No skin visible
Vampn
I thought completely bald meant without any hair on your body.:( P.S.: Sorry for my English.
Emma Campbell
Hey Noah's right! And with hairy feet,I could be a hobbit!
Cody Dudash
I will hence be know as Chewbacca.
Xethycutty
AAAAPE!
Tamlen
They didn't mean on your eyeballs, idiot. You can't have hair on your lungs or bloodcells. Stop thinking too far into everything. If you didn't have hair on some organs you'd be dead, anyway.
Jacob
All of your body, "Have hair COVERING your ENTIRE BODY"
Saucy Goat
Live with the monkeys until you gain their trust then make an army, attack the humans and rule the world.
Edward Fellow
Not your palmes.
Love_Is_Real
it doesn't say thick hair so we could all have like really fine, light hair all over out bodies and it wouldn't really matter :)
Mr Spoon
I WILL GET ALL TEH PEEPS WITH MAH ULTRA HAIR!
Astrid
Not on your entire body. Not thick hair anyway. Not on your face, for one.
Somerandomwizard
Accept your palms, your nose, and your eyelids
Rageisbliss
No ball hair guys. Sold.
nwep29
Das is tru
Shannon
"Have hair covering your ENTIRE BODY." That means eyeballs too, unless your eyeballs are not in your body. That also includes organs; so that means if you die from the hair, so be it.
650bugers
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEH
mads
and if you have too much. try shave your self if its too much. but when you are bald you cant do a s***
zane
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callum whatton
thats the same thing i thought bro
Jessie p
What if your a girl you want to shave and you can't because you ALWAYS have hair all over
Lol
#chewbacca
AryaPlays
Yeah, or you could just shave
Caio
but it isnt covering all your body, like chewbaca
ZARA02
I want too look like a fluffy bunny... https://englishwoodlandstimber.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/fluffy-bunny-just-for-you.jpg
castrickbr
o problema do cabelo era so cortar uai :/
coollucy123
I know!
Tanya
But I'm a girl... and I'd never have to shave again.
Miljan
There IS hair everywhere...But maybe it's microscopic on palms and feet
johann
Wear A Cap lol or a cool Hoodie
Bruno Estrada
hi
Darth_Vader
COOL CAN I PLAY AS THE NEW CHEWBAKA
David Tennantt
Yea but it doesnt really cover your entire body. I think that what the option means is walking around like a gorilla.. Imagine your private parts like that demn
Ethan
not your eyes and tongue
asdfmon123
all u need is ur peubs and ur good
DryBones126
That's why i chose blue
killamickey
NO THINK ABOUT HAVING HAIRY PALMS! YOU DON'T NORMALLY HAVE HAIR ON YOUR PALMS OR THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FEET! IMAGINE HOW TERRIBLE THAT WOULD LOOK! THERE'S NOT EVEN MICROSCOPIC HAIRS THERE!
IppeZ
eyes?
360noscper
i know right!
Mark7725
LOL @noah anyone remember that captainsparklez video?
cicicat
oops.... i forgot about wigs
Alpha
You would be bigfoots twin
Minecratian
I can be bigfoot finally!
TurdManJones
You Already Have Hair All Over Yo Body.
eevee
Only idiots don't know
WalrusWizardMax
Here's my answer: Agent 47 Im out.
Meyling
If we already have hair everywhere either way.. and not on our feet, and this answer makes us grow hair on our feet.. I can become a hobbit.
XxSWAGALICIOUSxX
I am a girl so I can just use cream to get them away! Easiest choice ever!
MMMwhadaSay
True!
JadeTheSeptic
IKR
StephenCurry30
boy ever where on are but/ass
Hugh Jass
Wear a hat, it's too easy... Plus you don't have to wear a terrible swimming cap! :D
charlie
covering your in tire body is pretty weird
Vivian
Yeah...
I'll follow the sun
Being completely bald is less mortifying than hair covering your entire body.
Kupperz
*Chewbakka noise*
JordanEdwards
Looks like I'll just have to be a Monkey then... Lol
jordan
ya but 1 punch style
daddycumbubble
HAIRY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!! [email protected]!!!!!!
Abbie
there's such thing as shaving.
Mr. Mega15431
Have hair COVERING your entire body. You cant shave.
zombie lady
so what if you where a girl walking down the street looking like a werewolf plus if you are bald you can wear wigs
Jasmine Bonneville
that is so true
David troppe
Not on your eyes mouth ears nose palms liver spleen heart... it says every part
Ethan
Already a furry, might as well literally become one
Thomas Ellis
hey I look good bald
no
its meant to mean fur tbh
Drew
they mean like really hairy
i dont know
yeah you just need a microscope to see it
DurpyGirlz
Umm.... I hope I never get gain in my pussy
Cait
its kind of a lose/lose situation
Morgan Marie
unless youre a guy
Lord English
Like Patrick Stewart.
Anna
there's always wigs
GupyF
I personally don't think Bald girls are bad looking.
JediChick238
I would be soooooo fluffy! @Anna: Read extra info, you can't get a wig.
Macy
If you're a girl.......wear a wig........
20% Less Fat
It says you can't get a wig.
blue tie EBC
no its not a ”Lose/Lose situation
PaperlessPaper
@Cait, not if your bald
trevor
Id look like hiesenburg
Jacob Brierley
What did you answer?
Mysticbutterflies
I would never be cold again.
BrxtnPlayz
Chewbacca
Tasha xx
Tiny little teeny hairs :)
Soren Lewis
Humans have hair all over their body anyway. Uh. Just not long hair. So uh. Yea.
Arman
Chewie where home
Peashooter955
Who would want to be"Bigfoots" twin
Natasha Natasha
Its call shaving.. people
Alex
Agent 47, Jason Statham, Alan Shearer, baldness FTW.
Madison
I know right you wouldn't want hair all over your body
Let It Fly
Theres already hair on every part of your body except for your palms.
c0d0ps
And the bottom of your feet.
lol-ipop
And your eyes
drdrg
could trick big foot believers
coatman
Tired of shaving already.
mat
Hairodynamic?
TheThinker
all bald = more aero/hydrodynamic
Scourge
i could make it look good, like a furry :D
VelocityRaptor28
using your own hair for a fursuit? how unique
warface363
would your "entire" body include the little general???
Kyle Weaver
English butthole
Elias Salcedo
if you are a guy we already have the first one
Chebmeister
Pretty much covered in hair except for my eyeballs, and the palms of my hands and feet. Unless they mean really long, thick coarse hair... Even then, I think I'd go for having hair rather than not.
ಠ_ಠ
technically, our bodies are already completely covered in hair, most of it is just too small to see
lol-ipop
your eyes?....
Nyan
Eyes, Soles of feet. Palms, Forehead, Mouth, Back, and pleanty more
iamdrebbits
i think being hairy is more advantageous in survival but i'd go to bald since you can still manage your grooming even if you're bald.
Andreas Borbon Osiri
I'm already hairy everywhere, but some places they are short and small.
Analshippment
LOOPHOLE : Wax the hair off
Chloe
Waxing hurts like hell. And you'd have to wax EVERYWHERE: eyelids, genitals, every exposed surface.
ella
There is hair on every inch of our skin, it's just short on our bodies.
lol-ipop
think about the eyes
Vanny Falkon
Misclicked btw
Aaron
Chewbacca biatch
Daniel Lyons Pacini
lex fucking luthor!
Maude Lexiie Parker
Furries, you know
Silens
I'm Asian so I can look like a monk or something.
Mateo Aaron Jacob Le
be a monkey or a cancer patient? monkey!
projects8an
You have to be bald to be really badass anyways.
TheThinker
bald = more hydrodynamic and aerodynamic
UFOsAreCool19
Doesn't say you can't GROW the hair back...
Andrew
every single right answer on here is literally on the right. p.s. this post is 7 years old wtf
Neibow
Bald=Power! Saitama
jason
One punch man all the way
Dragonslayer0610
Wigs people....wiiiiiiigggggssssssss
Amican
ONE PUNCH
Donald Hump
CHEWBACCA ANYONE??
NicholeDerp
Shaving and laser hair removal
Azhad
Wig
kep
I would run round scaring people saying i was bigfoot
Hannah Stauder
werewolf costumes would be easier to make
Thomas Curtis
Picard's bald, so
Vicky
Wigs.
Slender Man
We alresdy have hsir covering our bodies. It didnt say anything about being long and weird.
Ilovedamon
True
Ilovedamon
Ok Slender Man it didn't say that it the hair all over you body where going to be all long and weird but on the bald one it never said that you couldn't wear a wig......
I'd rather
Actually, it does
JellyPuddle
Slenderman your just jealous because normal people have hair and you don't
Cora
Meh. Can you wear a scarf?
Katie
People have hair all over their body anyway, except on the palms and bottom of the feet. It doesn't say how long the hair is.
Abagale
trick question! We already have hair all over our bodies!
dchan88
Have hair covering your entire body... you can shave it off. It's that simple.
Yeppy
Nobody said that my hair can be microscopic
Trisibisi
I rather have hair everywhere, yuo can just shave! :)
AbsoluteInksanity
The description says you can't shave
yololpuggomemes
being bald just means you have no hair
PINKLIONGAMER
You can get cool tattoos :)
lol-ipop
You could be the avatar!!!
WalrusWizardMax
AGENT 407? HECK YEAH!
WalrusWizardMax
Meant to say agent 47... my bad :/
Mettaxddd
You can just get a wig.
applepie24
wear a wig. problem solved!
applepie24
oh it says you cant wear a wig so i would probably cover it with a hat but its bettter than having hair covering your body...
Katherine
I would look like cousin it!