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64% have to smile every waking hour

36% have to laugh loudly every thirty minutes

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Have to smile every waking hour
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Have to laugh loudly every thirty minutes

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  • 348

    Bwaaaaaaaaaaahhh

    7 years ago

    Nurse: "I'm sorry but, your son has just past away. " Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

    • 59

      Xenalith

      7 years ago

      At least we can hide our smile, you can't hide a laugh bro :P

    • 66

      NOPE.jpg

      6 years ago

      Wait, I thought that was normal to laugh at that time?

    • 7

      Ashton

      6 years ago

      ^^

    • 3

      Wayne Rooney

      6 years ago

      wtf nope.

    • 14

      Jacob Dittmer

      6 years ago

      So much can go wrong if you laugh at the wrong time. Smiling is quiet.

    • 3

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      For a second

    • 1

      PixelHunter

      4 years ago

      XD

    • 5

      Greg

      4 years ago

      @Xenalith at least we can show all our emotions and not one we are forced, or walk around looking like a criminal or looking like a psychopath

    • 6

      Joe

      4 years ago

      Smiling would be so boring all the time and hurt your face. Besides, I basically laugh uncontrollably every 30 minutes anyway.

    • 1

      Lamborghini

      4 years ago

      HAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 0

      Lamborghini

      4 years ago

      I can laugh like the joker?

    • 0

      katelin

      4 years ago

      ummmmmmmmm really

    • 0

      rubenrocks037

      4 years ago

      bruv thats hilarious

    • 0

      TrisDivergent2004

      4 years ago

      lol

    • 3

      DoodleTehKitteh

      4 years ago

      Teacher: What's the square root of 53,295? Me: Hahahhahahahahahha...*pants* looooooooooooooool

    • 0

      TutuButt

      4 years ago

      lol you are cool dude

    • 0

      swEgGywiLL

      4 years ago

      LOL how can you think about these things?

    • 0

      RocketBox

      4 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 0

      Kamran Gomez

      4 years ago

      Some people can laugh-cry...?

    • 5

      AtomA

      4 years ago

      Doctor:Sir, I'm sorry to say but you have 2 days to live. Me:HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Doctor:Sir, are y- Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 0

      Boopa Doop

      4 years ago

      Thanks for making me laugh XD

    • 0

      Ty Mercer

      4 years ago

      It'd be better to hide that i'm secretly mad... or sad...

    • 0

      Aliyahu

      4 years ago

      Smiling forever really hurts.

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      3 years ago

      I practically do anyway! :)

    • 0

      TheGamerAdmin

      3 years ago

      SAVAGE

    • 0

      Zoe

      3 years ago

      XD

    • 0

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA easy.

    • 0

      WhiteBread

      3 years ago

      You sold me

    • 0

      Markus Dark

      3 years ago

      Nurse: "I'm sorry but, your son has just past away. " Me: " Nooo! :)

    • 1

      Heroboy99

      3 years ago

      good reason to wear masks

    • 0

      LargeElephant

      2 years ago

      I picked this answer... Because laughing loudly on your wedding is just embarrassing. But, smiling while having a fat weirdo sitting next to you on the school bus is wrong too.

    • 0

      Jonathan

      2 years ago

      I agree with u

    • 0

      Xander Hawkins

      2 years ago

      Passed*

    • 1

      Jack The Robloxian

      2 years ago

      Its like JESUS CHRIST WORST TIMING EVER!

    • 0

      MASON

      2 years ago

      Just a prank bro

    • 0

      Kittymiku22

      2 years ago

      Lol

    • 0

      Eltic

      2 years ago

      Didn't tell how long, could just be the inhaling part of laughing.

    • 0

      Melanie stewart

      2 years ago

      your face would hurt pretty bad after smiling for that long and just like you could hide your smile you could explain to people why youre laughing. + some people already laugh when in pain.

    • 0

      Mary

      2 years ago

      wow just wow XD

    • 0

      Average Person

      1 year ago

      Wear a tokyo ghoul mask and your done

    • 0

      E K

      1 year ago

      But would it be a nurse?

    • 0

      IPlayRoblox

      1 year ago

      I Died xD

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    Ethan

    7 years ago

    Imagine all those awkward moments though... (Funerals, sexed class, etc.)

    • 1

      Theorcofdead

      6 years ago

      dat me gusta though.

    • 7

      Peter Nincompop

      5 years ago

      Ya, but it would still be awkward haha. The only guy just creepily smiling at the funeral xD just looking around with a f**king joker grin all confused as to why everyones staring at you lol

    • 1

      Gwenniffer Jones

      4 years ago

      @peternincompop What's wrong with being The Joker. Eventually you'd just adopt his personality and flaws. you'd become Joker, potentially forcing someone you love to become your Batman. Sounds pretty damn fun.

    • 0

      Sandtail028

      4 years ago

      I regret my choice now.

    • 0

      Kittymiku22

      2 years ago

      There’s a little thing called looking down or pertending to cry and covering ur mouth

  • 13

    Luis Hernandez

    7 years ago

    I love to laugh, and would be awesome if I'm dying while laughing, and freak the fuck out of my friends

  • 8

    RespectMeAndIWillEatYouAll

    7 years ago

    Smiling is actually good for us, but I wouldn't be able to talk to someone when laughing every half an hour. Smiling makes our brain release good hormones that make you feel better.

    • 0

      BeamBotTU

      4 years ago

      plus point for me i am always smiling. (and i mean i physically cannot make a frown face) its a great thing i can always remember i cannot frown (when i am sad) and just chuckle a little LOL.

    • 1

      LargeElephant

      2 years ago

      It must be depressing not to feel depression.

    • 1

      Melanie stewart

      2 years ago

      LOL laughter is also proven to be good for you + how can you talk to someone when you have a smile permanently printed on you face?

  • 5

    Jovanie Elisea

    4 years ago

    In the middle of test and be like......... HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHANA

  • 5

    Frezor

    6 years ago

    I knew a guy who had a neurological disorder that gave him a joker grin all the time. He couldn't talk, but wrote me a note saying "...My life is a living hell..."

  • 4

    meeper_creeper

    6 years ago

    I chose blue cuz I already smile all the time!

  • 4

    Abel

    6 years ago

    Best Friend" My Mom and Dad Died" Me Im So sorry....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAYAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 4

    John Hazelwood

    6 years ago

    Either way you would look insane at a funeral.

  • 4

    Aradia

    6 years ago

    SMILING IS GREAT AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO SMILE SUPER BIG OR FOR A LONG TIME

  • 3

    Pablo Becker

    5 years ago

    I already do both

  • 3

    tuppenycrane

    5 years ago

    If I had to pick the smile one then it would come with great pain for the rest of my life.

  • 3

    omega_wolf

    6 years ago

    It would be hilarious to p**s of my spanish teacher to laugh manically for 30 seconds half way through the lesson

  • 3

    Tomas Westbrook

    6 years ago

    I already smile every waking hour

  • 3

    Sergio Varela Rodriguez

    6 years ago

    I do both, stoners FTW

  • 3

    Erica Austin

    6 years ago

    I love laughing. Soo..... I chose laughing!!??

  • 3

    Martti

    7 years ago

    "Muahahahahaa. No I just thought about something funny." that's much better than smile like a crazy person ALL-THE-TIME.

    • 2

      Ethan

      7 years ago

      You could just cover your face with your hands whenever though. With laughing there isn't really a way to hide it

  • 0

    shawn

    3 days ago

    im a gen z

  • 2

    Fox

    3 years ago

    I would just be like Sans.

  • 2

    Rowan

    4 years ago

    I arlready do this everyday walk

  • 2

    Jared

    4 years ago

    You wanna know how I got this smile?

  • 2

    Noahthehunter64

    4 years ago

    Just if you choose have to smile every walking hour than your sans the skeleton m8

  • 2

    PiplupDestroyer

    4 years ago

    If I was a father Principal: "I'm sorry to say it, but your son has just been expelled." Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Principal: This is no laughing matt- Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 2

    wolfgirlisavampire

    4 years ago

    Friends:*having a completely normal conversation* Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Friends:*freak the f out*

  • 2

    Zachary Taylor

    4 years ago

    we dont have to go "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" every 30 minutes

  • 2

    BOB FARTPOOP

    4 years ago

    I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BOBFARTPOOP

  • 2

    Helena

    6 years ago

    You know the schedule of the laugh so it's not like a surprise or anything. Just schedule things around it or excuse yourself from the situation.

  • 2

    David S.

    6 years ago

    I already laugh loudly even more often...reading the comments on this site.

  • 2

    Shady Thomas

    7 years ago

    I already do so xD HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • 1

    boopbaap

    4 years ago

    if you have blood on your shirt but its just the blood from your nose and your walking with that bloody shirt it looks like your a killer but you can just crawl crawling is not the same as walking soooo yah

  • 1

    8888833

    4 years ago

    smiling quitely is better than loudly embarrasing yourself laughing. What if your best friend just said," My mom died yesterday," Oh oh, 3o minutes passed.... HAHAHAHAHH

  • 1

    acatoday

    4 years ago

    Wake up more than an hour before school/work

  • 1

    MrChicken136

    4 years ago

    I already laugh like a maniac.

  • 1

    TheWorldIsntCompleteWithoutThePhanom

    4 years ago

    It could be a half a milisecond laugh

  • 1

    crazy4r

    4 years ago

    I already do

  • 1

    Pho.g

    4 years ago

    I'm Sans

  • 1

    Kiarash Kaftoosian

    4 years ago

    It would be awesome becuase you will look like your really happy always and when you get angry you look like fuckin lunatic which will intimidated people

  • 1

    PokeBro

    4 years ago

    its easier than laughing

  • 1

    Micahel

    4 years ago

    I guess I will never be invited to a funeral since I have to smile and all

  • 1

    Batzebrez

    4 years ago

    Wife: *crying* "I had a miscarriage" *smile*

  • 1

    jazcaz98

    6 years ago

    *at a funeral*

  • 1

    Little Mexican

    6 years ago

    Laughing is said to make you last longer.

  • 1

    AnotherDude

    6 years ago

    Wanna know how i got these scars?

  • 1

    Flying pancakes

    7 years ago

    I could be an impulsive liar.

  • 0

    foxy

    2 months ago

    me: my dad just died, also me:bwaahahahaaahaha

  • 0

    TheFrostyBoss07

    7 months ago

    joker vibes

  • 0

    Binyamin

    8 months ago

    already do

  • 0

    Raymond

    11 months ago

    If you laugh loudly every there minutes you die

  • 0

    S.S Squishi

    11 months ago

    mate: dont make a sound. me: HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAH!!

  • 0

    Brandon

    1 year ago

    Smiling is good, laughing can get annoying.

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