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  • 193

    priestnoob

    5 years ago

    ...who the fuck wants to live in a zoo?

    • 58

      singingcod

      5 years ago

      think about the koalas and sloths and lion cubs and panther cubs and all those other cute animals!

    • 93

      cei

      5 years ago

      it would get boring with the same rides everyday :(

    • 50

      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      @Caroline Day: You'd more than likely get bored seeing all the same animals every day too.

    • 49

      cei

      5 years ago

      make friends with them >:O

    • 32

      xTinus

      5 years ago

      I would get crazy because of the screaming people, people puking and I could play with some animals i guess.

    • 32

      Sean Gordon

      5 years ago

      @cei just invite your own friends

    • 11

      cei

      5 years ago

      @Sean Gordon what's that?! aw.. I made myself sad.

    • 9

      SteveKobbs

      5 years ago

      who the fuck wants to fuck in a zoo?

    • 8

      me2

      4 years ago

      me

    • 10

      valcorwabajak

      4 years ago

      a zoo is much cleaner less human germs and vomit

    • 5

      SaxMan

      4 years ago

      People feed you and shit.

    • 7

      Anny

      4 years ago

      @singingcod And the horrific smells of animal shit all day!

    • 3

      Whoabro

      4 years ago

      I thought about all the game animals you could eat in the zoo and wanted to change to red!

    • 2

      midori

      4 years ago

      the monkeys will scratch you for free.

    • 3

      Brea

      4 years ago

      @singingcod And shit

    • 33

      HappyGal

      4 years ago

      i KNO IT SMELLS LEIK SHIT!! FUCK YEEEAAAH RIDES!!

    • 3

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      Rape animals probably. Sickos

    • 3

      NineDiamands9

      4 years ago

      Dude you get to see animals you dont see evryday! but then again if you live in a amuesment park you can get bored , scared , can even posably die from all the pressure you have been in for one day full of rdes but you do get hotdogs and other delisios treats. You really only get to see animals evryday.

    • 3

      Max

      4 years ago

      Candy floss for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert...

    • 3

      magcargo101

      4 years ago

      That was TOO EASY!

    • 4

      Jsolar

      4 years ago

      Real question : Face the smell of animal shit everyday or face the smell of vomit everyday?

    • 3

      PornstarEU

      4 years ago

      You can fuck an animal but you can't fuck a piece of machinery.

    • 2

      askMe

      3 years ago

      @cei 1 year ago "it would get boring with the same rides everyday :(" you don't have to ride them all day.. but the birds would cry every damn morning

    • 2

      Cody Dudash

      3 years ago

      People who like animals, that's who.

    • 1

      Francis Gaube

      3 years ago

      @priestnoob me

    • 0

      Utah G

      3 years ago

      I wanna live in either magic mountain or cedar point

    • 0

      Cat Degges

      2 years ago

      I do. I could have a tiger for a nabor. and I could spend my hole life studing them

    • 0

      Jonah

      2 years ago

      I hate amusement park music

    • 0

      Jonah

      2 years ago

      I hate amusement park music

    • 0

      Jonah

      2 years ago

      I hate amusement park music

    • 0

      Rune Zhevitz

      1 year ago

      me; Amusement parks sound horrible and they are terrifying at night

    • 0

      pssoas

      1 year ago

      at least YOU GOT ANIMALLLsssss

    • 1

      Vemomoushunter

      1 year ago

      you wont be able to sleep in a zoo because you will hear noises all the time

    • 1

      Gregory

      1 year ago

      most animals will poop all the time and the animals will make noises

    • 0

      jamesthelam

      1 year ago

      25%

    • 0

      DarkPhoenix999

      1 year ago

      You idiots. You get bored after being in the same rides 30 times....

    • 0

      kaden

      1 year ago

      animals

    • 1

      seifCOOL

      1 year ago

      could not be able to live in a zoo what the hell guys? LEARN!! i dont want to smell shit every day i mean sersly deal with it!

    • 0

      Psyta

      1 year ago

      seifCool....if i smell shit from animals or puke from people, no difference, animals are more sympathic though and longer fascinating than rides in an amusement park

    • 0

      deez nuts

      1 year ago

      ikr dicks wants to fucking die and shit lions kill humans why do you think there in a cage

    • 1

      PyroAssassin573

      1 year ago

      you dont have to be with lions idiot

    • 1

      PyroAssassin573

      1 year ago

      you could live in the ticket booths or whatever zoos have

    • 0

      Alite16

      1 year ago

      I would learn to climb around the amusent park w/out climbing gear, yeah, I'd get caught or something, but it'd be cool.

    • 6

      ACGaming43

      1 year ago

      Me cuz I'm crazy and love animals. Like almost crazy enough to go to an asylum for..... people... just nevermind... well ya I'm crazy so I would, and I don't really like rides..... stuff like that...

    • 4

      ACGaming43

      1 year ago

      @deez nuts I'm watching a nature documentary and laying with 2 cats and 2 dogs I love animals I have lived with them my whole life beside you can tame animals even lions and like @PyroAssasin573 said you don't have to live with lions, I don't think it would be so bad, or bad at all....

    • 1

      Noah

      1 year ago

      Lions and Tigers and bears oh my!

    • 2

      Thomas1

      1 year ago

      Me

    • 3

      Chewelah

      1 year ago

      I'm Not a big fan of Amusement parks, But i LOVE animals, and being able to seen then everyday, and feeding them, and training penguins to get the mail, and training monkeys to be my Servants?! WHO WOULDN'T WANT THAT!?!

    • 0

      $avage

      1 year ago

      Exactly that's so fucking stupid u rather live in the amusement park

    • 0

      $avage

      1 year ago

      Exactly that's so fucking stupid u rather live in the amusement park

    • 3

      jacob

      1 year ago

      me

    • 3

      Sophia

      1 year ago

      Me! I love animals

    • 3

      NinjaMaster

      1 year ago

      Me. I'm a monkey!

    • 0

      ella

      1 year ago

      what if a lion poops on your face and your mouth is open.....eww

    • 1

      WLgirl

      1 year ago

      if you live in the zoo all your life maby you will study animal language

    • 1

      puppylord

      1 year ago

      me

    • 0

      kane2

      1 year ago

      only if it was disneyland otherwise i would get really scary after dark

    • 0

      Luffy

      1 year ago

      If you lived in Disney World there are already so many cute animals

    • 0

      RhettCK

      1 year ago

      some amusement parks have animals sooooooo...

    • 0

      BATMAN

      1 year ago

      .

    • 0

      McLlirik

      1 year ago

      Beastiality?

    • 0

      Fireheart

      1 year ago

      Wolf too cool and Wolf pets

    • 0

      Ciel_Phantomhive

      1 year ago

      Ikr!

    • 1

      Dinosam2010

      1 year ago

      What if it is an amusement park with animals in it, like Seaworld? #Loopholes

    • 0

      Trenton Beisel

      1 year ago

      Me

    • 0

      Brittmen003

      1 year ago

      like is u a animal to do dat shit?

    • 0

      Renee

      1 year ago

      well if they want to sleep on warm fur during cold nights and if you are in an amusment park you would eat sweets and throw up and loose weight on the roller coasters

    • 1

      IceWolwer

      1 year ago

      Animal are life and you would get sick of rollercoaster

    • 0

      UnboundHedgehog

      1 year ago

      And if their argument is "u get to see cute animals" or something like that, i respond with:you get to see cute animals die as part of your job and you consistently sell and trade them. NOW TELL ME WHICH ONE U WANT?

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      11 months ago

      I'd greet the day by saying hello to the dolphins and monkeys.

    • 0

      blacksuit26

      11 months ago

      me bitch and yes i only clicked red to say that i would XD

    • 1

      Jackson

      10 months ago

      Haci me relaciono con los animales

    • 1

      CarlosFSU

      10 months ago

      ¡ KHAZOO !

    • 1

      Xded17

      10 months ago

      You smell shit but you can live with the cats.

    • 0

      will

      9 months ago

      i hope i wont be in cincinnati zoo

    • 0

      edin

      9 months ago

      me nigga

    • 0

      ada

      9 months ago

      i dont i love animals

    • 0

      Shrekler Trump

      7 months ago

      me cus u get free pets, but with an amusement park idk

    • 1

      F2P!

      5 months ago

      Ikr!!

    • 0

      Eclipse12321

      1 month ago

      people who want to smell like shit... literally

  • 27

    Derpina

    5 years ago

    I could never get tired of being around animals

    • 4

      Wyattkins

      3 years ago

      Same. Also, I don't wanna risk vomitting every ride :)

    • 1

      DarkPhoenix999

      1 year ago

      Same. I would pay to live in Berlin Zoo...... Ah, the image...

    • 2

      AlexGK

      1 year ago

      Well, animals die... and they'd poop everywhere. So..

    • 2

      HowlAlpha

      1 year ago

      The zoo in California is huge I would love to go there

    • 1

      kaiser

      1 year ago

      same

    • 0

      ada

      9 months ago

      same of course

  • 18

    thatsDope

    5 years ago

    The zoo smells like shit.

    • 1

      mikekinggame

      1 year ago

      true xD

    • 2

      ACGaming43

      1 year ago

      So do you..... WOAH I'm sorry I got mad but still the only part that does is the monkeys no affense to people who like monkeys I do too.

    • 1

      HowlAlpha

      1 year ago

      You could get used to the smell

    • 0

      ada

      9 months ago

      you smell like shit

  • 7

    Sayue

    5 years ago

    I will create the ultimate animal army. The army and I will then go to the amusement park and drive everybody away. Then, I will be able to have both.

    • 0

      JediChick238

      5 years ago

      Nice idea! Even tough I like animals I would much rather live in an amusement park. I live for thrill rides!!

    • 0

      ACGaming43

      1 year ago

      I DO NOT I REPEAT I DO NOT like carnival rides except things that make me sick and not much does that to me I have a very strong amune system..... so ya.

  • 6

    MARQUESO!

    5 years ago

    Once you got bored at the amusement park you can go other places. It didn't say you couldn't leave, it just said you had to live there

  • 4

    nicole

    5 years ago

    If I live in an amusement park, I would always be amused. If I lived in a zoo, I would have to clean up poop.

  • 4

    Sha5y

    5 years ago

    Freaking clowns man

    • 0

      Im Weird :P

      1 year ago

      both suck in my opinion i would rather be at home than at the zoo or at an amusment park but amusment parks dont have animals making sounds while you try to sleep.....on second thought they have koalas

  • 3

    SmoshRules

    4 years ago

    I would totally live in the haunted house!

  • 3

    purplemoderate

    4 years ago

    I'd do anything to live in Disney world!!

    • 0

      MrMarsRIP

      1 year ago

      Its A Fact: That Disney World Will Take a Whole Week TO See Everything and In Disney World THere Are So Many Secrets.

  • 3

    TROLOTRON

    5 years ago

    Well i already go to a zoo everyday... its called school

  • 3

    RealityWarping

    5 years ago

    I don't like seeing animals cooped up in cages and small places. They're much cuter when they're bouncing around in the wild. Plus, in an amusement park, they'd be cool stuff to eat and loads of rides to go on and shops and game stalls so you'd never get bored.

  • 3

    Abbii Whiteley

    5 years ago

    I would ride an elephant everywhere.

  • 2

    snoopy

    3 years ago

    I don't like zoos because of animal cruelty ... But I chose amusement parks because a lot of them in England (where I live) have mini zoos in them x

  • 1

    ILoveAnime4Ever

    4 months ago

    Living in an amusement park is like... You need someone to operate the rides or else they wouldn't work...

  • 2

    miles

    4 years ago

    As long as you love me, we could be starving. We could be homeless. We could be broke. As long as you love me, I'll be your platinum. I'll be your silver. I'll be your gold.

    • 2

      miles

      4 years ago

      I don't know if this makes sense, but your my

  • 2

    Emma Campbell

    5 years ago

    I already practically live in a zoo sooo....

  • 2

    PoeticBagel

    5 years ago

    I mean, the zoo is a terrible place, but I assumed (despite it being ridiculous to), that you'd actually be a PART of the zoo. I suppose, that likewise, you'd be a part of the park. That would be working at an amusement park. With all of it's terrible food and annoying children. In the zoo, in an attempt to create a natural habitat, I'd probably get the internet. *nods*

  • 2

    Froggers

    5 years ago

    Anyone who chose blue wouldn't last a year before they went insane and killed themselves. Do you guys have any idea how loud amusement parks are almost all day?

    • 0

      Evelyn

      3 years ago

      I go to six flags around every week and I never get bored. There is never vomit and it honestly isn't that loud. Some people are just dramatic

  • 2

    Lizz

    5 years ago

    Less vomit

  • 2

    Inès

    5 years ago

    I would live in a zoo only to release all of the poor animals..

  • 0

    FrossFairyEmpire

    3 weeks ago

    I already am an animal so why not?

  • 0

    Sir McDuckface

    4 weeks ago

    im allergic to basically every animal with fur, so i dont think living in a zoo would be a good idea (though i freaking love animals)

  • 0

    Avim

    1 month ago

    Zoos smell horrible tbh

  • 1

    ExhaustedRuins

    1 year ago

    IM IN FOR THE GIRAFFESS

  • 0

    Iron Creeper Gaming

    1 month ago

    Roller coasters for the rest of my life?!?!? Count me in!!!

  • 1

    Katherine

    1 year ago

    Who 25% people wouldn't want to live in a amusement park? You could get eaten by tigers! "Oh hey you there, its feeding time!" Think about your choice NOW Zoo people.

    • 0

      ILoveAnime4Ever

      4 months ago

      But what's the point living in a amusement park? It's not like you get have the rides free, you need TICKETS. And all those vomits, annoying children. God... And at night, the amusement park wouldn't operate as no people. So its not like you can go on rides at night or for free...

  • 0

    Catt-mumins

    1 month ago

    Amusement park means endless fun and u could always live off of their food while in a zoo you'll only be bothered by animals and stuuf

  • 0

    butter candy

    1 month ago

    i dont like zoos anyways

  • 1

    snoopy

    3 years ago

    I don't like zoos because of animal cruelty ... But I chose amusement parks because a lot of them in England (where I live) have mini zoos in them x

  • 1

    snoopy

    3 years ago

    I don't like zoos because of animal cruelty ... But I chose amusement parks because a lot of them in England (where I live) have mini zoos in them x

  • 1

    snoopy

    3 years ago

    I don't like zoos because of animal cruelty ... But I chose amusement parks because a lot of them in England (where I live) have mini zoos in them x

  • 1

    Drmadbro

    3 years ago

    Amusement parks are scary at night...

  • 1

    Shelby

    4 years ago

    I don't support zoos, at all. I believe it's cruel to lock up creatures that are meant to be free just for people's amusement.

  • 1

    Jake

    4 years ago

    I don't like to live near stinky animals. Besides, an amusement park is noisy, but only during the day, and that's when everyone os wide awake. But in a zoo, you've got animals who choose to sleep. So some of the animals will keep you up all night. especially the birds, with their stupid mating calls.

  • 1

    noor_la2

    4 years ago

    assuming you get to choose your zoo... tiny.cc/columbuszoopdf or tiny.cc/singaporezoopdf and you're set for life. bonus: both have water parks.

  • 1

    Dawson Barton

    4 years ago

    I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE AT CAROWINDS

  • 1

    Franklin Chen

    4 years ago

    Dream come true

  • 1

    DungusMcPride

    4 years ago

    Cartmanland.

  • 1

    Demi Galindo

    5 years ago

    We bought a zoo♥

  • 1

    Gredd

    5 years ago

    Dibs on the reptile house!

  • 1

    Rein

    5 years ago

    there's more to do here

  • 1

    luke

    5 years ago

    Amusement parks think about how much more fun you'll have

  • 0

    Kennett

    1 month ago

    Wow,26% Percent Of People Forgot What "Disney World" Is...

  • 0

    Gamer Studios

    2 months ago

    What about Predators like lions and crap? Their crap?

  • 0

    Bast198

    2 months ago

    If you want to live with pooping animals go ahead 200,000+ people

  • 0

    befree2209

    3 months ago

    I always loved the arcades in kings islandz

  • 0

    Andrastafari

    3 months ago

    The same rides everyday must be bored :s And live with all class of animals must be cool! :D

  • 0

    awsomebitch

    4 months ago

    WTF THE ANIMALS WILL BE JUST SCREAMING AT YOU LOL

  • 0

    the Lolz23

    4 months ago

    You only live there you can still go outside ands even go to a zoo but I'd prefer a park

  • 0

    XP GUSTA

    4 months ago

    I AM NOT AN ANIMAL

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