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priestnoob
...who the fuck wants to live in a zoo?
singingcod
think about the koalas and sloths and lion cubs and panther cubs and all those other cute animals!
cei
it would get boring with the same rides everyday :(
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@Caroline Day: You'd more than likely get bored seeing all the same animals every day too.
cei
make friends with them >:O
xTinus
I would get crazy because of the screaming people, people puking and I could play with some animals i guess.
Sean Gordon
@cei just invite your own friends
cei
@Sean Gordon what's that?! aw.. I made myself sad.
SteveKobbs
who the fuck wants to fuck in a zoo?
me2
me
valcorwabajak
a zoo is much cleaner less human germs and vomit
SaxMan
People feed you and shit.
Anny
@singingcod And the horrific smells of animal shit all day!
Whoabro
I thought about all the game animals you could eat in the zoo and wanted to change to red!
midori
the monkeys will scratch you for free.
Brea
@singingcod And shit
HappyGal
i KNO IT SMELLS LEIK SHIT!! FUCK YEEEAAAH RIDES!!
Franklin Chen
Rape animals probably. Sickos
NineDiamands9
Dude you get to see animals you dont see evryday! but then again if you live in a amuesment park you can get bored , scared , can even posably die from all the pressure you have been in for one day full of rdes but you do get hotdogs and other delisios treats. You really only get to see animals evryday.
Max
Candy floss for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert...
magcargo101
That was TOO EASY!
Jsolar
Real question : Face the smell of animal shit everyday or face the smell of vomit everyday?
PornstarEU
You can fuck an animal but you can't fuck a piece of machinery.
askMe
@cei 1 year ago "it would get boring with the same rides everyday :(" you don't have to ride them all day.. but the birds would cry every damn morning
Cody Dudash
People who like animals, that's who.
Francis Gaube
@priestnoob me
Utah G
I wanna live in either magic mountain or cedar point
Cat Degges
I do. I could have a tiger for a nabor. and I could spend my hole life studing them
Jonah
I hate amusement park music
Jonah
I hate amusement park music
Jonah
I hate amusement park music
Rune Zhevitz
me; Amusement parks sound horrible and they are terrifying at night
pssoas
at least YOU GOT ANIMALLLsssss
Vemomoushunter
you wont be able to sleep in a zoo because you will hear noises all the time
Gregory
most animals will poop all the time and the animals will make noises
jamesthelam
25%
DarkPhoenix999
You idiots. You get bored after being in the same rides 30 times....
kaden
animals
seifCOOL
could not be able to live in a zoo what the hell guys? LEARN!! i dont want to smell shit every day i mean sersly deal with it!
Psyta
seifCool....if i smell shit from animals or puke from people, no difference, animals are more sympathic though and longer fascinating than rides in an amusement park
deez nuts
ikr dicks wants to fucking die and shit lions kill humans why do you think there in a cage
PyroAssassin573
you dont have to be with lions idiot
PyroAssassin573
you could live in the ticket booths or whatever zoos have
Alite16
I would learn to climb around the amusent park w/out climbing gear, yeah, I'd get caught or something, but it'd be cool.
ACGaming43
Me cuz I'm crazy and love animals. Like almost crazy enough to go to an asylum for..... people... just nevermind... well ya I'm crazy so I would, and I don't really like rides..... stuff like that...
ACGaming43
@deez nuts I'm watching a nature documentary and laying with 2 cats and 2 dogs I love animals I have lived with them my whole life beside you can tame animals even lions and like @PyroAssasin573 said you don't have to live with lions, I don't think it would be so bad, or bad at all....
Noah
Lions and Tigers and bears oh my!
Thomas1
Me
Chewelah
I'm Not a big fan of Amusement parks, But i LOVE animals, and being able to seen then everyday, and feeding them, and training penguins to get the mail, and training monkeys to be my Servants?! WHO WOULDN'T WANT THAT!?!
$avage
Exactly that's so fucking stupid u rather live in the amusement park
$avage
Exactly that's so fucking stupid u rather live in the amusement park
jacob
me
Sophia
Me! I love animals
NinjaMaster
Me. I'm a monkey!
ella
what if a lion poops on your face and your mouth is open.....eww
WLgirl
if you live in the zoo all your life maby you will study animal language
puppylord
me
kane2
only if it was disneyland otherwise i would get really scary after dark
Luffy
If you lived in Disney World there are already so many cute animals
RhettCK
some amusement parks have animals sooooooo...
BATMAN
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McLlirik
Beastiality?
Fireheart
Wolf too cool and Wolf pets
Ciel_Phantomhive
Ikr!
Dinosam2010
What if it is an amusement park with animals in it, like Seaworld? #Loopholes
Trenton Beisel
Me
Brittmen003
like is u a animal to do dat shit?
Renee
well if they want to sleep on warm fur during cold nights and if you are in an amusment park you would eat sweets and throw up and loose weight on the roller coasters
IceWolwer
Animal are life and you would get sick of rollercoaster
UnboundHedgehog
And if their argument is "u get to see cute animals" or something like that, i respond with:you get to see cute animals die as part of your job and you consistently sell and trade them. NOW TELL ME WHICH ONE U WANT?
I'll follow the sun
I'd greet the day by saying hello to the dolphins and monkeys.
blacksuit26
me bitch and yes i only clicked red to say that i would XD
Jackson
Haci me relaciono con los animales
CarlosFSU
¡ KHAZOO !
Xded17
You smell shit but you can live with the cats.
will
i hope i wont be in cincinnati zoo
edin
me nigga
ada
i dont i love animals
Shrekler Trump
me cus u get free pets, but with an amusement park idk
F2P!
Ikr!!
Eclipse12321
people who want to smell like shit... literally
Derpina
I could never get tired of being around animals
Wyattkins
Same. Also, I don't wanna risk vomitting every ride :)
DarkPhoenix999
Same. I would pay to live in Berlin Zoo...... Ah, the image...
AlexGK
Well, animals die... and they'd poop everywhere. So..
HowlAlpha
The zoo in California is huge I would love to go there
kaiser
same
ada
same of course
thatsDope
The zoo smells like shit.
mikekinggame
true xD
ACGaming43
So do you..... WOAH I'm sorry I got mad but still the only part that does is the monkeys no affense to people who like monkeys I do too.
HowlAlpha
You could get used to the smell
ada
you smell like shit
Sayue
I will create the ultimate animal army. The army and I will then go to the amusement park and drive everybody away. Then, I will be able to have both.
JediChick238
Nice idea! Even tough I like animals I would much rather live in an amusement park. I live for thrill rides!!
ACGaming43
I DO NOT I REPEAT I DO NOT like carnival rides except things that make me sick and not much does that to me I have a very strong amune system..... so ya.
MARQUESO!
Once you got bored at the amusement park you can go other places. It didn't say you couldn't leave, it just said you had to live there
nicole
If I live in an amusement park, I would always be amused. If I lived in a zoo, I would have to clean up poop.
Sha5y
Freaking clowns man
Im Weird :P
both suck in my opinion i would rather be at home than at the zoo or at an amusment park but amusment parks dont have animals making sounds while you try to sleep.....on second thought they have koalas
SmoshRules
I would totally live in the haunted house!
Jake
I'm agreeing to this because Smosh does rule.
MrMarsRIP
YES
purplemoderate
I'd do anything to live in Disney world!!
MrMarsRIP
Its A Fact: That Disney World Will Take a Whole Week TO See Everything and In Disney World THere Are So Many Secrets.
TROLOTRON
Well i already go to a zoo everyday... its called school
JediChick238
LOL good one. Me too... :(
Rick the meth guy
This one is true.
RealityWarping
I don't like seeing animals cooped up in cages and small places. They're much cuter when they're bouncing around in the wild. Plus, in an amusement park, they'd be cool stuff to eat and loads of rides to go on and shops and game stalls so you'd never get bored.
Abbii Whiteley
I would ride an elephant everywhere.
snoopy
I don't like zoos because of animal cruelty ... But I chose amusement parks because a lot of them in England (where I live) have mini zoos in them x
ILoveAnime4Ever
Living in an amusement park is like... You need someone to operate the rides or else they wouldn't work...
miles
As long as you love me, we could be starving. We could be homeless. We could be broke. As long as you love me, I'll be your platinum. I'll be your silver. I'll be your gold.
miles
I don't know if this makes sense, but your my
Emma Campbell
I already practically live in a zoo sooo....
PoeticBagel
I mean, the zoo is a terrible place, but I assumed (despite it being ridiculous to), that you'd actually be a PART of the zoo. I suppose, that likewise, you'd be a part of the park. That would be working at an amusement park. With all of it's terrible food and annoying children. In the zoo, in an attempt to create a natural habitat, I'd probably get the internet. *nods*
Froggers
Anyone who chose blue wouldn't last a year before they went insane and killed themselves. Do you guys have any idea how loud amusement parks are almost all day?
Evelyn
I go to six flags around every week and I never get bored. There is never vomit and it honestly isn't that loud. Some people are just dramatic
Lizz
Less vomit
Inès
I would live in a zoo only to release all of the poor animals..
FrossFairyEmpire
I already am an animal so why not?
Sir McDuckface
im allergic to basically every animal with fur, so i dont think living in a zoo would be a good idea (though i freaking love animals)
Avim
Zoos smell horrible tbh
ExhaustedRuins
IM IN FOR THE GIRAFFESS
Iron Creeper Gaming
Roller coasters for the rest of my life?!?!? Count me in!!!
Katherine
Who 25% people wouldn't want to live in a amusement park? You could get eaten by tigers! "Oh hey you there, its feeding time!" Think about your choice NOW Zoo people.
ILoveAnime4Ever
But what's the point living in a amusement park? It's not like you get have the rides free, you need TICKETS. And all those vomits, annoying children. God... And at night, the amusement park wouldn't operate as no people. So its not like you can go on rides at night or for free...
Catt-mumins
Amusement park means endless fun and u could always live off of their food while in a zoo you'll only be bothered by animals and stuuf
butter candy
i dont like zoos anyways
snoopy
I don't like zoos because of animal cruelty ... But I chose amusement parks because a lot of them in England (where I live) have mini zoos in them x
snoopy
I don't like zoos because of animal cruelty ... But I chose amusement parks because a lot of them in England (where I live) have mini zoos in them x
snoopy
I don't like zoos because of animal cruelty ... But I chose amusement parks because a lot of them in England (where I live) have mini zoos in them x
Drmadbro
Amusement parks are scary at night...
Shelby
I don't support zoos, at all. I believe it's cruel to lock up creatures that are meant to be free just for people's amusement.
Jake
I don't like to live near stinky animals. Besides, an amusement park is noisy, but only during the day, and that's when everyone os wide awake. But in a zoo, you've got animals who choose to sleep. So some of the animals will keep you up all night. especially the birds, with their stupid mating calls.
noor_la2
assuming you get to choose your zoo... tiny.cc/columbuszoopdf or tiny.cc/singaporezoopdf and you're set for life. bonus: both have water parks.
Dawson Barton
I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE AT CAROWINDS
Franklin Chen
Dream come true
DungusMcPride
Cartmanland.
Demi Galindo
We bought a zoo♥
Gredd
Dibs on the reptile house!
Rein
there's more to do here
luke
Amusement parks think about how much more fun you'll have
Kennett
Wow,26% Percent Of People Forgot What "Disney World" Is...
Gamer Studios
What about Predators like lions and crap? Their crap?
Bast198
If you want to live with pooping animals go ahead 200,000+ people
befree2209
I always loved the arcades in kings islandz
Andrastafari
The same rides everyday must be bored :s And live with all class of animals must be cool! :D
awsomebitch
WTF THE ANIMALS WILL BE JUST SCREAMING AT YOU LOL
the Lolz23
You only live there you can still go outside ands even go to a zoo but I'd prefer a park
XP GUSTA
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL